Ah, it seems that Captain Cholesterol's Subway money has run out again, which now forces him to again "work" an astonishing 4 hours per week. With this terrible work ethic, he would have been bankrupt years ago. However, at this point, he has perfected the craft of leeching off of his parents, all at the age of 32. He could have maybe used all that time to actually improve his gameplay, but as it stands, he sits at rank 27 on the leaderboard, with his last PB being 3 years ago. Nemz's last desperate attempt to steal viewers of an actual good streamer by copying Ela's Challenge Run ended in a failure. That is because it became very quickly apparent that our Captain has become so incredibly washed that he is unable to finish absolutely any run. This includes the new All Bosses Route, despite the fact that it has been completely trivialized by glitches. It is time to throw in the towel and only do casual playthroughs from now on, maybe then we can finally see the end of the game for once. You know who has actually been productive in all this time? It is Koss. He has spent months refining his craft, which has definitely been paying off, as he has absolutely outdone all of his past work with this video. We are thankful to you for providing a complete contrast to these terrible streams we have to watch. It is great to see that at least someone is still so incredibly skilled in what he does.
Since I was 10, I always looked up to Koss. I have been editing videos ever since, chasing the dragon. Alas... I haven't caught it yet. Koss is not an editor. He is a God. All I can surmount to is a devoted follower.
Evil nemz viewers be like: "if it werent for nemz angelic voice and entertaining personality this video wouldve been ruined by koss' sloppy editing! Keep eating subway sandwiches nemz!!!!
@@friedchicken8440 I’m just not a hater man idk what to tell you. I find it more enjoyable to spread love and support for somebody I’ve known of and enjoyed the content of for such a long time.
kos still manages to provide long after our "streamer" has abandoned us
Ah, it seems that Captain Cholesterol's Subway money has run out again, which now forces him to again "work" an astonishing 4 hours per week. With this terrible work ethic, he would have been bankrupt years ago. However, at this point, he has perfected the craft of leeching off of his parents, all at the age of 32. He could have maybe used all that time to actually improve his gameplay, but as it stands, he sits at rank 27 on the leaderboard, with his last PB being 3 years ago. Nemz's last desperate attempt to steal viewers of an actual good streamer by copying Ela's Challenge Run ended in a failure. That is because it became very quickly apparent that our Captain has become so incredibly washed that he is unable to finish absolutely any run. This includes the new All Bosses Route, despite the fact that it has been completely trivialized by glitches. It is time to throw in the towel and only do casual playthroughs from now on, maybe then we can finally see the end of the game for once.
You know who has actually been productive in all this time? It is Koss. He has spent months refining his craft, which has definitely been paying off, as he has absolutely outdone all of his past work with this video. We are thankful to you for providing a complete contrast to these terrible streams we have to watch. It is great to see that at least someone is still so incredibly skilled in what he does.
Looks like Prime material to spam him with next stream
@@jayclark54696 months from now that is.
I read all this in the dono voice 🤣
This is the shit right here
Omg perfect copypasta.
The return of the king (koss)
Koss gigachad
Thank you Koss for this revolutionary masterpiece
He must be running short on cash
Too much subway
Koss is finally back thank fuck
Koss did it again 🐐
KOSS 🐐
Koss needs to include my mediashares more
Since I was 10, I always looked up to Koss. I have been editing videos ever since, chasing the dragon. Alas... I haven't caught it yet. Koss is not an editor. He is a God. All I can surmount to is a devoted follower.
Just know that we really appreciate you, even though it might not seem like it sometimes. Keep it strong, Koss!
KOSS GIGACHAD back at it again
this editing deserves a gold medal!
damn it, he is still alive 😔
Koss cooking up Nemz clips from thin air after another 6 months of abandonment. Truly our strongest soldier.
koss be making these clips out of thin air
Koss is some high hanging fruit
it's been a while since your last upload. we missed you, Koss !
Glad to catch you on the annual stream, love your videos and you always make me laugh. Ty Koss.
when I watch a Nemz vid I feel like I'm in stuck in time back in 2016. Nothing changes.
Koss is back chat
Great video, Koss!
Koss GIGACHAD
When i grow up i wanna be like Koss.
The fall off is real
koss is back to making gold out of gramps' ramblings
thx for letting me know i have phismosis
7:35 Aggy is funny too, not as deranged as you, but still funny
+mb lenny too
koss managed to save this man's career again
nemz don't forget to brush your teeth and shower
Unc is back
KOSS THE KING RETURNED!!!!!
Koss never misses holy shit
W Koss
It makes sense now, his dad flashed him at a young age
NO WAY HE TALKS ABOUT NOT CLEANING HIS FORESKIN HOLY SHIT
Blessed, now we just wait for another six months :')
Excellent job koss, i love you
Our glorious king has returned I am so happy to finally see you back Koss
bro truly never switched to mixer that’s insane
here after a long time of not watching and nothing has changed and to me thats a double egged sword
WE LOVE YOU KOSS
Koss is our GOAT!
idk if it's my fault i havent seen nemz in like 2 years but im hype
Is it just me or is Nemz the Only Person Still Trying to WR This Game in 2024 ?
Oh my god, he is
@@guerreiroazul3230
And i Love him for that I mean in my opinion Elden Ring is a VERY Boring Speedrun to Watch Dark Souls 3 is WAAY more Entertaining.
common Koss W
The obsessed with sex bit is gettinf really old bud...
He has the mind of a 14 year old. What did you think about when you were 14?
@@pepeepupoo how to avoid becoming a degenerate that lives with his parents for the rest of his life
@@pepeepupoo Video games
@@pepeepupoo I was running 10 businesses at 14, bub
@@DemoniteBL nerd....
Wow, all of the top comments are about the editor. Nemz really doesn't have a youtube channel, he just got stuck paying someone to make fun of him.
Nemz38 my Favorite Freak on RUclips
Koss legend
Common Koss W
Keep up the great content
Thanks KOS
Phimosis gang
"Actually who asked" so based
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Koss is the goat
Evil nemz viewers be like: "if it werent for nemz angelic voice and entertaining personality this video wouldve been ruined by koss' sloppy editing! Keep eating subway sandwiches nemz!!!!
KOSS WE LOVE YOU 🥰❤🔥❤🔥💕
nemz 🖕
THE GOAT IS BACK LEGION FOR LIFE 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Common koss w
King koss
another kos banger
Finally the freakiest streamer is back
Actual content....
Been banned from the discord longer than nemz hasn’t had the WR
wait, was the shooter actually a viewer? that's wild
Most likely not but it would be pretty damn funny
I was hoping you never upload again
Is Nemz back to streaming or has he ditched streaming again?
MID ROLL ADS? 👿👿👿
Nemz you have to accept that you're not funny anymore man, you fell off 🫤
YOOOO NEMZ
Twitch is bad, RUclips is good
Fatmaxing
Finally
Genuinely funniest human alive
Glaze
nemz27
this guy exists ?
freak38
Freak38
Lil bro still hasnt beat elden ring
I’m kinda over the nemz hate can we revive the nemz love?
No
Get off your alt account Nemz
@@friedchicken8440 I’m just not a hater man idk what to tell you. I find it more enjoyable to spread love and support for somebody I’ve known of and enjoyed the content of for such a long time.
@@therealbaddie6959least obvious burner account nemz
Remember to dislike the video
you need to like it because Koss (gigachad) made it
13 sec ago and no views ur cooked buddy
Squilla is boring
0 views in 18 seconds? fell off
Just came by to dislike the video
Glad to see you back Unc
Koss GIGACHAD