Lying to Your Dying Wife (feat. Rashida Jones) - Key & Peele

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  • @Priv007
    @Priv007 4 года назад +18451

    At least he didn’t want to lie to his wife.

    • @Priv007
      @Priv007 4 года назад +33

      Cue Ball Lol right!

    • @austin529
      @austin529 4 года назад +220

      Yes, thats something worth valuing.
      I'd rather here the truth than what I want to hear.

    • @mrdiez8496
      @mrdiez8496 4 года назад +20

      RIGHT!

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 года назад +72

      But he did want to lie with not his wife.

    • @TBH-nu2so
      @TBH-nu2so 4 года назад +17

      Gotta look for those positives.

  • @jakson2050
    @jakson2050 4 года назад +14639

    He lied. Then she died.
    *Consequences*

    • @GIl_cepeda
      @GIl_cepeda 4 года назад +151

      Nice reference

    • @kylebrown7968
      @kylebrown7968 4 года назад +27

      Dead

    • @Shockwave99999
      @Shockwave99999 4 года назад +33

      IT Chapter 2 reference?
      Plus the consequences reference

    • @Halosar
      @Halosar 4 года назад +12

      Sbeve

    • @OreoVII
      @OreoVII 4 года назад +25

      I heard it in the exact tone you referenced 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Guenevere333
    @Guenevere333 5 лет назад +8093

    “Your request has been filed” lol

    • @Connoctowl
      @Connoctowl 5 лет назад +101

      forgeeeeeeeeeh abouuuuuuuuu

    • @niko-800
      @niko-800 5 лет назад +65

      “Meszage reseeved”

    • @pogs347
      @pogs347 5 лет назад +8

      I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @adamarens3520
      @adamarens3520 5 лет назад +9

      He said like Goofy too 😌

    • @supremecourt4131
      @supremecourt4131 5 лет назад +9

      (...) filed and denied.

  • @DerpASherpa117
    @DerpASherpa117 Год назад +3721

    Going from glossy-eyed grief to bemused clicking upon the "no sex" request is some top tier acting.

    • @Nxrreshh_
      @Nxrreshh_ Год назад +4

      🤣💀💯

    • @Hachinana8787
      @Hachinana8787 Год назад

      ​@@Nxrreshh_😊7⅞w⁶😮1¹😅¹

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +1

      Lies again? Lying At Grab

    • @Robertedwinhouse38
      @Robertedwinhouse38 7 месяцев назад +2

      Didn’t scary movie do a bit like this with Charlie sheen?

    • @승민-q9y
      @승민-q9y 7 месяцев назад

      Yo what is clicking? Anyone can help non-native speaker here?

  • @josephthegod3514
    @josephthegod3514 5 лет назад +23218

    After she dies: (talking to his friend) “I said biiiitch

  • @bradhuygens
    @bradhuygens 5 лет назад +10115

    "Your request has been filed"
    I lost it when he said that

    • @thewordsmith5440
      @thewordsmith5440 5 лет назад +36

      404

    • @wildmercuryfilms
      @wildmercuryfilms 5 лет назад +23

      bradhuygens “I lost it” is officially meaningless

    • @bradhuygens
      @bradhuygens 5 лет назад +17

      @@wildmercuryfilms You're probably right. I was going to just post the quote, but I don't really like seeing all these comments that are just quotes from the video

    • @bradshank2186
      @bradshank2186 5 лет назад +11

      Goofy

    • @AriesDusk
      @AriesDusk 5 лет назад

      @@wildmercuryfilms bradhuygens both you uncultured swine probably don't know this. But the buzz phrase one of you used and the other complained about is from an internet game. Where if you laugh, you lose, the idea being preventing ultimately makes things funnier. When you lost you would say "lost" or "lost it at X" the what being the game your playing. Gtfo my face with your mindlessly repeating phrases you don't know the meaning of, and your ignorance to a now common if not popular phrase on the internet

  • @danagibbs3265
    @danagibbs3265 4 года назад +35114

    Wow, normally you can tell when Key is just wearing a wig and makeup, but this time it looks real af

    • @death2denemy
      @death2denemy 4 года назад +526

      Wasnt this Peele?? Key is not on the skit..

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 4 года назад +3567

      @@death2denemy The joke was that Rashida Jones is actually just Key because he can portray almost anyone lol

    • @death2denemy
      @death2denemy 4 года назад +422

      @@threezus7740 oh.. I didnt catch that.. tnx anyway..😁😁

    • @nofatchxplzthx
      @nofatchxplzthx 4 года назад +603

      the fact that this joke wooshed over so many people's heads is mindblowing to me

    • @Uzodesign
      @Uzodesign 4 года назад +15

      @@memefief8527 No, it wasn't. It's a joke.

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 3 года назад +915

    “I need to hear you say it.”
    “It.”

  • @ineur8780
    @ineur8780 4 года назад +3595

    she says these requests like she going on vacation for a week

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 4 года назад +20923

    She basically tried to make No-Nut November into No-Nut Forever.

    • @gautamgautamsuresh1218
      @gautamgautamsuresh1218 4 года назад +652

      Bruh she basically asked to cut off his popsicle

    • @glipk
      @glipk 4 года назад +36

      lol

    • @SSS-ie6mh
      @SSS-ie6mh 4 года назад +111

      You pretty much have to be a Nutcase Forever to do that.

    • @ninepuchar1
      @ninepuchar1 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lazyunlucky420
      @lazyunlucky420 4 года назад +61

      He’s still allowed to do it with Her on his mind, so Its not a no-nut anything

  • @Volatilevinnie
    @Volatilevinnie 5 лет назад +2805

    Lmao, he's wishing he was the one on the death bed now.

    • @jello788
      @jello788 5 лет назад +23

      More like he's not gonna do what she asked because she a control freak lmao

    • @thestoryteller371
      @thestoryteller371 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Himanshuv94
    @Himanshuv94 3 года назад +3397

    "message recieved"
    "Your request has been filed"
    "I hear you"
    Some good lines to use when you don't want to commit to someone.

    • @ziyuang
      @ziyuang 3 года назад +24

      received

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 2 года назад +35

      Roger that

    • @chrisfrench9257
      @chrisfrench9257 2 года назад +16

      Or... you know, have the balls to be real with the people care about. I'd have put a stop to those bullshit requests. In fact, she'd already know not to say those ridiculous things because she'd understand how I roll with that kind of shit.

    • @gowrishankarkn1465
      @gowrishankarkn1465 2 года назад +41

      @@chrisfrench9257 it's not that deep

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 года назад +10

      Forget about it!

  • @stefansmyname215
    @stefansmyname215 4 года назад +16714

    "Don't touch me, it's not all about you" as she's dying lmao

    • @JJ-me3oj
      @JJ-me3oj 4 года назад +32

      😁😁

    • @privatemasterminds3649
      @privatemasterminds3649 4 года назад +189

      Well, with demands like that might as well be dead too so it's only fair
      😁😁

    • @colinmoran9807
      @colinmoran9807 4 года назад +143

      Wow you just understood comedy

    • @stefansmyname215
      @stefansmyname215 4 года назад +5

      minevin pingvin oh okay, nice videos tho a lot of views👌🏼

    • @Madaragun
      @Madaragun 4 года назад +12

      Yeah but she's not dead yet though. Everyone will die someday she is just ungrateful

  • @xenodice13
    @xenodice13 5 лет назад +7576

    "I need to hear you say it."
    "It."
    I lost it.

  • @rigoguzman4195
    @rigoguzman4195 5 лет назад +14050

    “Is that a yes?” *goofy voice* “your request, has been filed” 😂🤪

  • @slimskink88
    @slimskink88 2 года назад +3930

    I laughed so hard when he said "Zero pornography" in response to being asked to visit her mom. 😂

    • @Chemicalkinetics
      @Chemicalkinetics Год назад +31

      Exactly.

    • @nofurtherwest3474
      @nofurtherwest3474 Год назад +14

      I don't get it

    • @Chemicalkinetics
      @Chemicalkinetics Год назад +210

      @@nofurtherwest3474 It means he chose the lesser of the two evils. Not seeing porn is less of a punishment to him than to visit her mom.

    • @IAssolantVencato
      @IAssolantVencato Год назад +17

      ​@@nofurtherwest3474 you are one very lucky person

    • @nofurtherwest3474
      @nofurtherwest3474 Год назад +6

      @@Chemicalkinetics ohhhh lol

  • @phantomthief2311
    @phantomthief2311 4 года назад +10908

    This isn’t even a request anymore... she’s just trying to take him down with her.

  • @ramisgoogleacc702
    @ramisgoogleacc702 5 лет назад +3403

    plot twist: she survives and they have an interesting conversation afterwards

  • @Worstestvideos
    @Worstestvideos 3 года назад +443

    “Message received” thought that would be the funniest quote of the video then 5 seconds later… “Your request has been filed” I lost it

  • @oops.4970
    @oops.4970 4 года назад +13053

    "your request has been filed"
    "Say you promise"
    "Forget about iiiiiiiit"

    • @krisrose1518
      @krisrose1518 4 года назад +131

      That shit made me laugh so hard

    • @BiggieCheeto
      @BiggieCheeto 4 года назад +31

      wow such an awesome and thoughtful comment how did you come up with it?

    • @oops.4970
      @oops.4970 4 года назад +58

      @@BiggieCheeto not sure. How does one come up with the name Chet 💇

    • @BiggieCheeto
      @BiggieCheeto 4 года назад +16

      @@oops.4970 @Boosh You, now get this, *THINK* about the whitest name possible. Now I know what you're saying, "But bro I don't know how to think, my best comeback was questioning the fakest sounding name on earth," but it really isn't that hard man. Maybe someday you'll stop quoting the video in the same comment section.

    • @oops.4970
      @oops.4970 4 года назад +8

      @@BiggieCheeto you actually think I thought your name was real? Oh man.. no

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 5 лет назад +3273

    Every time he cries i remember the “THOSE ARE SOME MANLY TEARS”

    • @Eddy-dn1jx
      @Eddy-dn1jx 5 лет назад +30

      I always think of the burned guy stand up
      It buuuuuurns. Aahhhhaaaahaaaaahaaaaa

    • @phillipwilliams3437
      @phillipwilliams3437 5 лет назад +22

      Aight let's go sale some crack

    • @ronarprefect7709
      @ronarprefect7709 5 лет назад +22

      Dat was a weird sneeze right dere!

    • @noelguerrero7353
      @noelguerrero7353 5 лет назад +20

      And den and den and den and dah ahhhh bwahhhhhhh

    • @AbdealiSaria
      @AbdealiSaria 5 лет назад +19

      @@noelguerrero7353 ain't nothing funny about that

  • @montaroxyx2913
    @montaroxyx2913 4 года назад +2448

    I lost it when he said: " Your request has been filed"

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 3 года назад +120

    That’s the most honest man I have ever seen.

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 4 года назад +25009

    She hasn’t gotten over with the insecurities of Jim leaving her for Pam.

  • @troymcclure9088
    @troymcclure9088 4 года назад +2516

    "MESSAGE RECEIVED."
    I'm gonna start using that..

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 года назад +4

      Your request has been filed
      Is better 😁 its like the goverment saying f u in your face

  • @ToraAI
    @ToraAI 5 лет назад +11663

    At least he's honest. He's not lying. Most people would just say yes to everything.. xD

    • @speakingtruths4215
      @speakingtruths4215 5 лет назад +240

      Dante In The Dark It’s physically impossible to be married more than 3 years and not masturbate to someone other than your wife. I’m sure it happens all of the time and no one obviously admits it.

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 5 лет назад +86

      This same joke was in Scary Movie 3

    • @dxcSOUL
      @dxcSOUL 5 лет назад +142

      Honesty is not always the best policy.

    • @ch-17vevo55
      @ch-17vevo55 5 лет назад +53

      Speaking Truths well that’s certainly not true

    • @pythios8982
      @pythios8982 5 лет назад +6

      I mean u aint wrong tho lmao

  • @Laughy-Flaaffy
    @Laughy-Flaaffy Год назад +588

    I’m surprised this skit isn’t more popular considering how genius it is

    • @thispatzer
      @thispatzer Год назад +15

      It's actually a rip off of a scene in scary movie 4.

    • @reydefuego34525
      @reydefuego34525 Год назад +18

      @@thispatzer yup and they did it better

    • @Chemicalkinetics
      @Chemicalkinetics Год назад

      Maybe also because half of the population (women) do not appreciate it? :)

    • @debuthunter5389
      @debuthunter5389 Год назад

      @@thispatzer - Scary Movie 3 I think, with Charlie Sheen.

    • @PolskiProdigy
      @PolskiProdigy Год назад +1

      12 million views?

  • @brownjordan0523
    @brownjordan0523 3 года назад +8859

    I lost my shit when she asked him to never to sleep with another woman and his response was "I...hear you."

    • @liamdohertyj
      @liamdohertyj 3 года назад +56

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shinsc8061
      @shinsc8061 3 года назад +41

      @@liamdohertyj tsk tsk tsk tskkk

    • @mimi.w667
      @mimi.w667 3 года назад +86

      Lmfaooo this shit was foullllllllllll🤣 like nigga she dying

    • @seeaddy001
      @seeaddy001 3 года назад +13

      I was taking a drink at the time and almost drowned my laptop with coke.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @missperfectluxury7630
      @missperfectluxury7630 3 года назад +14

      I remember asking my ex bf if he would find someone new if i died and he said he has to move on eventually,welp he is an ex for a reason

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe 5 лет назад +14850

    Damn this dying woman has a some major requests. IDK girl, IDK.

    • @kennethnewman2706
      @kennethnewman2706 5 лет назад +359

      ThinWhiteAxe yeah major requests, hell he still have a whole life to live

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 5 лет назад +189

      ThinWhiteAxe
      0:48
      I suppose that's...reasonable...
      1:10
      *OKAY HOLD ON!!!!*

    • @iisnipezii4352
      @iisnipezii4352 5 лет назад +120

      david johnson eww nigga

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 5 лет назад +16

      Reminded me of Scary Movie 3.

    • @JP-ut3jw
      @JP-ut3jw 5 лет назад +28

      @@beenieweenie1986 Do you say that weird shit in person?

  • @jwishify
    @jwishify 5 лет назад +3445

    So no one is gonna mention his spot on Robert Dinero "Forget about it" impression!?!?

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 5 лет назад +114

      The face was so spot on, lol.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 лет назад +19

      That's because it's so built into the culture that EVERYONE knows what it is already, and are not younger than 30 like you.

    • @Mazortan
      @Mazortan 5 лет назад +58

      Dinero? Seriously?

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 5 лет назад

      That's a easy one tho.

    • @joeya.4309
      @joeya.4309 5 лет назад +40

      @@Mazortan yep, that's his mexican cousin

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 3 года назад +1021

    2:08 his inner Robert Deniro just popped througg

  • @ShowOut1nk
    @ShowOut1nk 5 лет назад +4064

    “Your Request has been filed” lmao wtf Jordan

  • @dgray7537
    @dgray7537 5 лет назад +4104

    This is when you ask the nurse to double the morphine.

  • @liban1277
    @liban1277 5 лет назад +1519

    "forget about it" that Robert De Niro impression is hillarious

    • @torrorico
      @torrorico 5 лет назад +14

      He fcking nailed it, big time

    • @kylonjones5678
      @kylonjones5678 5 лет назад +5

      When he said that it reminded me that cartoon called fugget about it

    • @garibayja123
      @garibayja123 5 лет назад +1

      Lost it at that part 😂😂

    • @deepsleepoperative9055
      @deepsleepoperative9055 5 лет назад +5

      For some that reminded me of Silvio Dante from The Sopranos...

    • @acharich
      @acharich 5 лет назад +1

      🎯🎯🎯

  • @jasonlilly9704
    @jasonlilly9704 3 года назад +159

    Both Key and Peele have this amazing ability to kill it in the last few seconds of a skit.

  • @TheLostGrem
    @TheLostGrem 5 лет назад +9572

    A lot of people can’t even keep these promises when their wife is still alive.

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 5 лет назад +382

      You mean not looking at pornography or masturbate? Fine, cheating it is.

    • @TheAlphaMale29
      @TheAlphaMale29 5 лет назад +95

      @@Jadzebra lol who hurt you?

    • @truehistory8440
      @truehistory8440 5 лет назад +116

      Well duh, not sure many people visit their spouse's mom every day.

    • @HomerSimpson-sm5mk
      @HomerSimpson-sm5mk 5 лет назад +20

      TheAlphaMale29 you’re name makes you look like you play fortnite and want to look cool

    • @TheAlphaMale29
      @TheAlphaMale29 5 лет назад +56

      @@HomerSimpson-sm5mk lol, leave me alone bro, I made it in Jr. High like 10 years ago, and I don't know how to change it. You're not wrong though, it's pretty bad😂

  • @djbrec
    @djbrec 5 лет назад +5934

    “Don’t touch me right now, this isn’t all about you” 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @srenmadsen1947
      @srenmadsen1947 5 лет назад +17

      Hahahha yeah!

    • @killsync2130
      @killsync2130 5 лет назад +76

      Thedirtygardenhoe 100% true in this case, given how controlling and selfish she’s being without even realizing it. 😉

    • @namechanges5359
      @namechanges5359 5 лет назад +10

      Kill Sync YOU BIGOTED ARROGANT UNEDUCATED SWINE, I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THIS WORLD!!! 😉

    •  5 лет назад +12

      Kill Sync its a skit fam, relax lol

    • @killsync2130
      @killsync2130 5 лет назад +6

      Older General Skywalker yes but Star Wars is so lame tho. Why is this?

  • @huss1205
    @huss1205 3 года назад +6533

    Wrong title, he never lied actually, he avoided promising things he can't do, that's an honest decent dude right there...

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 3 года назад +53

      If you don't Wana lie or tell the truth stay silent

    • @boaplitas101
      @boaplitas101 3 года назад +278

      @@mrb2643 that doesn't work.
      Her: "Promise me you wont sleep with another woman"
      You: ...
      Her: "why arent you saying anything?"
      Well done buddy. You solved it.

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 года назад +18

      @@boaplitas101 Well, yeah. It was solved. You don't lie nor tell the truth that way. Nobody said anything about making the situation go away.

    • @boaplitas101
      @boaplitas101 3 года назад +28

      ​@@Voidaken you're a big idiot. If you dont say anything at all, its equal to just admitting that you wont do what she wants. She will 100% either question you again, or assume that you wont do what she said because you said NOTHING. Changing the topic or avoiding answering the question directly may work in the moment - but being silent wouldn't even work for a second.
      You have met a woman before?
      Not saying anything at all is worse than just saying no. It wouldn't solve anything - it would make you look bad, like you don't want to tell the truth but you're obviously not on her side. Peele shows you exactly what to do in this situation if you don't want to lie. Take note.

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 года назад +4

      @@boaplitas101 You just highlighted yourself as the actual moron with how triggered you got over a complete misreading. You just proved me right by saying exactly what I told you. Good job, smooth brain.

  • @Argo123
    @Argo123 Год назад +301

    The funniest part for me is when he ask the nurse instead of the doctor to fix his wife

    • @Innocuous1
      @Innocuous1 Год назад +9

      Well, a nurse is always going to be around while a doctor would only be there once or twice a day and with any acute changes.

  • @scillaburton7160
    @scillaburton7160 4 года назад +4315

    "Promise me no pornography"
    Jordan: *Speaking Simlish*

    • @mrsdramaqueen3
      @mrsdramaqueen3 4 года назад +5

      Scilla Burton LOL SIMLISH!!

    • @jamaalsq8134
      @jamaalsq8134 4 года назад +11

      He said “Wassup Obama Baby”

    • @maliksims4215
      @maliksims4215 4 года назад

      @@VetaPhoenix let me get those digits then beautiful

    • @Felishamois
      @Felishamois 4 года назад +17

      @@maliksims4215 boi what a nasty ass comment yours is

    • @omarkarim2280
      @omarkarim2280 4 года назад

      Zuzu!

  • @josephsanchez7349
    @josephsanchez7349 5 лет назад +4074

    I died when he hit the Robert deniro “forgeeet abouuut it” lmao

    • @TheVandamfan
      @TheVandamfan 5 лет назад +33

      My favorite bit lool

    • @czakialczikemwi
      @czakialczikemwi 4 года назад +45

      It's Al Pacino not De Niro

    • @josephsanchez7349
      @josephsanchez7349 4 года назад +11

      @@czakialczikemwi no it isnt u idiot

    • @icecool4125
      @icecool4125 4 года назад +19

      @@josephsanchez7349 It is Al Pacino actually. Him and Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco

    • @levisandoval8952
      @levisandoval8952 4 года назад +101

      It’s not al Pacino. He’s just saying forget about it while mimicking Robert deniros face

  • @SABERWOLF5003
    @SABERWOLF5003 5 лет назад +13474

    Wife: “Promise me you will never sleep with another woman”
    Peele: I hear you.
    Me: LMAO.

    • @eajiodoful
      @eajiodoful 5 лет назад +47

      FRITZ HEMMERLING lmaao I’m dying over here🤣😂🤣😂

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 4 года назад +121

      Wow, what an exciting journey. You watched the video and laughed, nice 😉

    • @wildmercuryfilms
      @wildmercuryfilms 4 года назад +65

      FRITZ HEMMERLING I “hear” you

    • @Adrianlovesmusic
      @Adrianlovesmusic 4 года назад +3

      Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHUUUUUUEHEHEHEHEUYEUHEUHEUHEUEHAHHAHAHASA
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAKLKAKAJLKAJJLKAJKAHUA

    • @muji273
      @muji273 4 года назад +18

      cringe

  • @Icemann89
    @Icemann89 Год назад +172

    I love her reaction to his 'You promise' at 2:20. It's so subtle and perfect.

    • @9Kualalumpur
      @9Kualalumpur 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think she was holding back a laugh

    • @Icemann89
      @Icemann89 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@9Kualalumpur No, it was part of the skit. At first, she was confused and then slightly angry.

    • @randomt800kiddo2
      @randomt800kiddo2 6 месяцев назад

      she did that alot in parks and rec

  • @a.p.6301
    @a.p.6301 5 лет назад +5217

    *mezzage rezeeved* 🤣

  • @hipporage18
    @hipporage18 4 года назад +3695

    “Oh, Ann, I always forget because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.”

    • @MiraShards
      @MiraShards 4 года назад +93

      hipporage18 Annnn Perkins!

    • @thalukesta2112
      @thalukesta2112 4 года назад +63

      @@MiraShards Chris Traeger!

    • @MiraShards
      @MiraShards 4 года назад +60

      ThaLukesta 2112 he is “litrally” my favourite character!

    • @josecarlosalbarracinsato9504
      @josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 4 года назад +3

      @@thalukesta2112 you like rush don't you?

    • @thalukesta2112
      @thalukesta2112 4 года назад +1

      @@josecarlosalbarracinsato9504 how'd you know?

  • @kalebdaniels6784
    @kalebdaniels6784 5 лет назад +2718

    "promise me you wont ever sleep with another woman"
    "T T T T T T T T T"

    • @jesusvazquez326
      @jesusvazquez326 5 лет назад +4

      Kaleb Daniels loool

    • @akshitaveda5808
      @akshitaveda5808 5 лет назад +24

      🤣😂 I heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr you!😭😭😭😭

    • @灰姑娘小姐
      @灰姑娘小姐 5 лет назад +7

      "and that you won't look at porn."

    • @Quintessential.96
      @Quintessential.96 5 лет назад +1

      I hear youuuuu!!

    • @altdelete7696
      @altdelete7696 4 года назад

      That one is rough ta throw on the guy. So i gotta be lonely n single n my child motherless jus cuz ur cell couldnt fix themselves?! At least let's have a discussion don't just demand it lol!

  • @JoezBro
    @JoezBro 3 года назад +52

    I just watched a deathbed scene in a tv-show, where the man said "I promise" to something touching, and all I could think of was "checkedy-check" and burst into laughter. Damn you, Key & Peele, for ruining these moments.

  • @whitefox6277
    @whitefox6277 5 лет назад +1563

    "What are you promising?"
    "I promised what you said." Lmafoo🤣🤣

  • @JordvnKelley
    @JordvnKelley 5 лет назад +5086

    Her: “Promise me you’ll never sleep with another woman”
    Him: **indecisive mouth clicking**

    • @bdgctruz5786
      @bdgctruz5786 5 лет назад +123

      ssbblover I meannnn. Staying single for the rest of your life with no cheeks or porn 😬 sorry cant promise

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 5 лет назад +26

      The mouth clicking is Swahili for I promise

    • @blakelowrey9620
      @blakelowrey9620 5 лет назад +4

      American Citizen it’s cheeks bro. As in “we need to raid Area 51, give us them Alien cheeks!”

    • @jerellsmith2123
      @jerellsmith2123 5 лет назад

      @@americancitizen1885 he's talking about them big cheeks like clappin them cheeks or nutt as in snot cheeks mean on your face (smile)

    • @zavdab5238
      @zavdab5238 5 лет назад

      That's a 404 error chief

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 4 года назад +5319

    "promise to meet my mother everyday"
    "Done 0 pornography"

    • @2022-o1z
      @2022-o1z 4 года назад +41

      so out of the 601 likes no one has commented on nor realized @the raptor made a simple spelling error "eeryday" guess quarantine has really gotten to a lot of people. ( I am not putting down his mental capacity I'm just saying how surprised I am by 601 likes and no comments)

    • @xvaldez3284
      @xvaldez3284 4 года назад +93

      I like how he starts crying after that cause I he just committed to never nutting again and brushes her hand away cause she thinks hes crying over her dying but he straight up tells her it's not all about you

    • @JL-zo1wd
      @JL-zo1wd 4 года назад +14

      Gamma Bat if by quarantine getting to people you mean "less petty," "less of a stickler," or "less of an a-hole," then god i sure hope so

    • @turglow
      @turglow 4 года назад +5

      Gamma Bat bro what is wrong with you

    • @xvaldez3284
      @xvaldez3284 4 года назад +5

      @@JL-zo1wd nah as soon as quarantine started people turned the asshole/entitled dial all the way up. Anyone that works in fast food could tell you that.

  • @asabovesobelow8680
    @asabovesobelow8680 9 месяцев назад +28

    She got a lot of energy for someone "dying"

    • @zzzzzz69
      @zzzzzz69 4 месяца назад +1

      she's killing you with her

  • @patricksolo1434
    @patricksolo1434 4 года назад +2295

    Wife: Promise.
    Peele: *Turns into Robert de niro*

    • @amandahallman1091
      @amandahallman1091 4 года назад +7

      Can anybody tell me what movie he says that in? Bc I can’t find it eventho it’s a spot on De Niro impression 😂

    • @anthonyc1377
      @anthonyc1377 4 года назад +1

      What part of the video is this in?

    • @simonwheeler9502
      @simonwheeler9502 4 года назад +17

      That's Al Pacino, not Robert De Niro

    • @simonwheeler9502
      @simonwheeler9502 4 года назад +14

      @@amandahallman1091 The movie is Donnie Brasco, it's Al Pacino not Robert De Niro

    • @pauldg913
      @pauldg913 4 года назад +17

      @@simonwheeler9502 i think that was johnny depp scene in donnie brasco, but the expression is definitely robert deniro 100%

  • @chewminem2044
    @chewminem2044 5 лет назад +1200

    He even looked like DeNiro when he made the impression lol

    • @yeahthatwasme3212
      @yeahthatwasme3212 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah, he squinted his eyes...

    • @Lashrito
      @Lashrito 5 лет назад +17

      Anyone who bites into a lemon looks like DeNiro

    • @donaldtaylor1037
      @donaldtaylor1037 5 лет назад +2

      It was good come on.

    • @pinSjon79
      @pinSjon79 5 лет назад

      Yeah, he did look like him… "a little bit"

  • @yeetus8946
    @yeetus8946 4 года назад +903

    I lost it at “It’s not all about you”

  • @nukleon4808
    @nukleon4808 3 года назад +57

    The “fo’gedduh’baaaaaaaah” probably my favorite thing Jordan Peele has ever done

    • @BraveGisgo
      @BraveGisgo 3 года назад

      Its a super rude way to say "no" so he stopped himself short hahaha

  • @austinbowman5130
    @austinbowman5130 5 лет назад +4181

    Her: “will you at least promise to see my mom everyday”
    Him: “so zero pornography, done.”

    • @gustavofajardo5509
      @gustavofajardo5509 5 лет назад +82

      ahaha that was my favorite part

    • @agamerjourney9146
      @agamerjourney9146 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @MrBalancelight
      @MrBalancelight 5 лет назад +41

      Ok I don't quite get it. Its that means he prefers no pornography but not seeing his wife's mom everyday?

    • @notyouraveragejoe7003
      @notyouraveragejoe7003 5 лет назад +81

      Mr K he would prefer to NOT watch porno than to see his mother in law.

    • @linonator
      @linonator 5 лет назад +94

      Mr K Yea, it means he’d give up pornography over seeing her mom.. it just emphasizes how much he doesn’t want to be around her mom

  • @pnk0tsu
    @pnk0tsu 5 лет назад +3579

    “So zero pornography DONE”
    “NURSE FIX MY WIFE”

    • @Sacrovin
      @Sacrovin 4 года назад +26

      I didn't really understand that part

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 4 года назад +193

      asib sadr
      He didn’t want to lose her so he can still watch porn.

    • @ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ
      @ZzDarkShadowKnightzZ 4 года назад +277

      He would rather choose not to watch porn than seeing her mother everyday. Then he realizes if she's still alive he can watches porns.

    • @TodaysSpecialMinis
      @TodaysSpecialMinis 4 года назад +29

      @@Sacrovin LOL - she asked him to promise to stop watching porn. He couldn't. Then she asked him to promise to visit her mom everyday. He probably hates his mother-in-law. Giving up porn would be easier than visiting his mother-in-law everyday so he said, "zero pornography? DONE!" He called for the nurse so she could adjust his wife's meds - maybe make her go back to sleep as she's torturing him with her unreasonable dying wishes.

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius 4 года назад +17

      @Izaan ur rehman message? It's a comedy skit dude. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

  • @Khangtoran
    @Khangtoran 5 лет назад +8628

    I guess she’s still insecure after losing Jim to Pam

    • @gretasjourney7450
      @gretasjourney7450 5 лет назад +67

      Yuh Tran oh my...some grudge here

    • @lilchavo
      @lilchavo 5 лет назад +178

      DAMMM i was fucking wondering were i seen her face b4 lmaooo

    • @radhikavij5921
      @radhikavij5921 5 лет назад +20

      Yuh Tran you nailed it bro 🤣

    • @daanatin
      @daanatin 5 лет назад +8

      thats harsh 😂

    • @stavrosloparnos9158
      @stavrosloparnos9158 5 лет назад +102

      She got chris trager

  • @guilhermebraga9773
    @guilhermebraga9773 2 года назад +21

    These guys are awesome, my best discovery here in RUclips, got here this year only. The funniest guys around here and look at his acting... really talented, amazes me

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast Год назад

      I hear they even made a whole TV show!

  • @K1RTB
    @K1RTB 4 года назад +970

    Can we talk about how unreasonable her demands are?
    It clearly says: „till death do us part“

  • @MrBabyStokes
    @MrBabyStokes 5 лет назад +1116

    “I need to hear you say it”
    “It”
    “No say I promise...”
    “You promise...”
    🤣💙

  • @bs6308
    @bs6308 5 лет назад +1910

    “ I hear you “
    “Chicky chicky check “
    “Messaged received “

  • @ShauqiSpade
    @ShauqiSpade Год назад +21

    “MESSAGE RECEIVED”
    My favourite line ever 🤣

  • @hashimnawaz3201
    @hashimnawaz3201 5 лет назад +553

    "Don't touch me right now, it's not all about you."
    I DIED 😂😂😂

  • @bernard7057
    @bernard7057 5 лет назад +722

    Wife: is that a yes
    Jordan: *cartoon voice intensifies*

  • @BrendonLeeMartinez
    @BrendonLeeMartinez 5 лет назад +867

    Her: Dying
    Him; “Don’t touch me right now, it’s not all about you”
    😂😂

    • @TimberGamez
      @TimberGamez 5 лет назад +3

      ok?

    • @visualbliss9993
      @visualbliss9993 5 лет назад +2

      Uhh alright? ^^^

    • @albertnorman4136
      @albertnorman4136 5 лет назад +9

      Hell, she's the one making it all about him being a miserable widower. Telling him not to remarry? Evil witch.

    • @lordgargamel4124
      @lordgargamel4124 5 лет назад

      I know LOL! I was dying...

  • @ganbramor
    @ganbramor 3 месяца назад +3

    Guys, we need some more people to quote the video after literally just watching it.

  • @fancyfedora937
    @fancyfedora937 5 лет назад +235

    "Is that a yes?"
    "Yeeeaaaa ooooo...better believe I heard what you said gurl"

  • @regaladoraiders
    @regaladoraiders 4 года назад +579

    Wife: "I needa hear you say it "
    Peele: it
    cx

  • @q.turner7642
    @q.turner7642 5 лет назад +1189

    “Don’t touch me right now. This is not all about you”

    • @NoName-tz7uw
      @NoName-tz7uw 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't get that part. What it means?

    • @simonabocheva7227
      @simonabocheva7227 5 лет назад +2

      Oh my god im crying😂😂😂😂

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +31

      @@NoName-tz7uw She tried to soothe away his hysterical weeping, thinking it was her condition that made him like this, but he's crying because he just promised zero pornography. Hence, "this isn't all about you."

    • @riki4291
      @riki4291 5 лет назад +5

      @@NoName-tz7uw so he choose to accept the promise about the no pornography instead of seeing her mom everyday lol

    • @asadahmed4993
      @asadahmed4993 5 лет назад

      @@RashidMBey no, it's because he didn't want to make a promise of seeing his wife's mother every day.

  • @pavlovsfolly2538
    @pavlovsfolly2538 3 года назад +45

    To be fair, she was asking a lot of him. I bet if he asked the same of her on his deathbed she’d straight up tell him no.

  • @SBG_Arseny
    @SBG_Arseny 5 лет назад +297

    “you’re request has been filed.” Lmao 😂

    • @ThePokestopPapi
      @ThePokestopPapi 5 лет назад +4

      Arseny That goofy impersonation was everything 😂

    • @Cynt3r
      @Cynt3r 5 лет назад +5

      Your*

    • @user-fk6cb9en8v
      @user-fk6cb9en8v 5 лет назад +2

      Not that hard, dude:
      Your = Possessive pronoun; indicating ownership/possession
      You're = You are; indicating you're an idiot, if you use it incorrectly

    • @Soul.Is.Willing
      @Soul.Is.Willing 5 лет назад +1

      Your*

    • @Soul.Is.Willing
      @Soul.Is.Willing 5 лет назад +1

      Whenever you can use the words "you are", thats when you can use "you're".

  • @Novacification
    @Novacification 5 лет назад +1554

    She looks amazing for someone who is about to die

    • @li-23
      @li-23 5 лет назад +141

      She's Ann freakin Perkins, she'd look amazing any time

    • @davidjohnson5635
      @davidjohnson5635 5 лет назад +8

      Brain tumor

    • @jhonahnee5294
      @jhonahnee5294 5 лет назад +3

      Yah she fine

    • @Ethan-en2ij
      @Ethan-en2ij 5 лет назад +10

      Liam Hunter
      👉🏻 *Ann Perkins* 👉🏻

    • @Triunity4
      @Triunity4 5 лет назад

      Liam Hunter youve clearly never seen someone thats about to die (not suicide)

  • @TheDanteEX
    @TheDanteEX 5 лет назад +854

    Rashida's face and pause after he said "you promise" gets me every time.

    • @bradleyjames2462
      @bradleyjames2462 5 лет назад

      TheDanteEX Dislike this for free subscribers ruclips.net/video/quabjBKVyOc/видео.html

    • @abdullahia.7835
      @abdullahia.7835 4 года назад

      Get you what? What the fuck is wrong with you? Where's your sense of humour you dramatic little twat.

    • @laceratedbythumbtacks
      @laceratedbythumbtacks 2 года назад +3

      @@abdullahia.7835 bro chill

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Год назад +4

      2:19 lol

  • @Eagle-z4p
    @Eagle-z4p Месяц назад +1

    This guy took a lot of hits, but the mother-in-law finally broke his back.

  • @Fipsh
    @Fipsh 5 лет назад +732

    "Forget it"
    Him: "Yes"

  • @prisonmike3665
    @prisonmike3665 4 года назад +642

    Technically he isn’t lying.

  • @abhinavsharma4197
    @abhinavsharma4197 4 года назад +532

    No air quotes... Omg this guy has some serious dodging skills 😂😂

  • @MaskOfCinder
    @MaskOfCinder 2 года назад +12

    2:36 I love how he tried to dodge by saying “I promise” when it was so far removed from what she said. And she didn’t fall for it.

  • @enockkibet9063
    @enockkibet9063 5 лет назад +521

    Your request has been filed 😂

    • @jnathan9166
      @jnathan9166 5 лет назад +15

      I think only half will understand what that really means 😂😭

    • @danielo7985
      @danielo7985 5 лет назад +5

      @@jnathan9166 does it mean he has stored the request away? I dont get it lol plz explain

    • @Rain4Lyfe
      @Rain4Lyfe 5 лет назад +3

      @@danielo7985 filed meaning its pending approval 😂

    • @LeagueofStickmansHD
      @LeagueofStickmansHD 5 лет назад

      Do you wanna develop an app?

    • @nathand4353
      @nathand4353 5 лет назад

      Forget about it ....

  • @MorganWallaceMusic
    @MorganWallaceMusic 5 лет назад +1423

    Rashida sounds like Scarlett Johansson in this.

    • @Kochiru_Nouya
      @Kochiru_Nouya 5 лет назад +1

      Very true

    • @esotericVideos
      @esotericVideos 5 лет назад +26

      Throughout the whole movie "her" I thought it was Rashida. And I thought "cool they are giving a bigger role to a smaller star rather than giving it to one of the typical Hollywood actresses." Needless to say I was annoyed when I saw the credits.

    • @alfredconqueror4422
      @alfredconqueror4422 5 лет назад +2

      @@esotericVideos lol she is a small star bc she is not that good neither good looking

    • @missiontobeaman3111
      @missiontobeaman3111 5 лет назад +19

      This chick is way hotter

    • @d3caf_latt3
      @d3caf_latt3 5 лет назад +10

      @@missiontobeaman3111 Rashida's face is prettier, but Scarjo's body is smoking though.

  • @MrMrentertainerr
    @MrMrentertainerr 5 лет назад +124

    “You better believe I heard what you said girl”😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baloney1096
    @baloney1096 3 года назад +27

    1:40 the way he said yes😂😂

  • @ascorpio161
    @ascorpio161 5 лет назад +145

    Lml at the goofy voice “ Your request has been filed” 😂

  • @wonpilspiano
    @wonpilspiano 5 лет назад +479

    That "message received" had some Meegan undertones.

    • @encalica853
      @encalica853 5 лет назад +1

      Meeeegan

    • @Isha_Sethi
      @Isha_Sethi 5 лет назад +1

      01:53

    • @kg3177
      @kg3177 5 лет назад

      Wonpil’s Piano Message received had me dead!

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад +1

      also 3:07, "Don't touch me right now, this is not all about you."

  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia 5 лет назад +3110

    My favorite DeNiro impression in all of history
    Even better than DeNiro

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 лет назад +57

      Dude... that was so spot on. He got the... FACE! It was -spooky- scary! It was De Niro on screen. It was like a deep fake!

    • @johnpatrick00
      @johnpatrick00 5 лет назад +71

      It wasnt an impression bro, it was DeNiro himself playing Jordan.

    • @mauiblack1068
      @mauiblack1068 5 лет назад +7

      @@johnpatrick00 lol dead

    • @NedaGamer
      @NedaGamer 5 лет назад +15

      If you're talking about forgetaboutit, it's an Al Pacino expression.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 лет назад +7

      @@NedaGamer It's a goombah expression, They are both goombahs (more or less.)

  • @284Winchester
    @284Winchester 2 года назад +41

    “It’s not all about you” 😂

  • @danman367
    @danman367 5 лет назад +1999

    "I need to hear you to say it"
    "It"
    God damnit Jordan

    • @traxler4855
      @traxler4855 5 лет назад +6

      Whilst finishing his previous sentence😂

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 5 лет назад

      IT chapter 2.

    • @sarahburggraf907
      @sarahburggraf907 5 лет назад +2

      Please don't take God's name in vain

    • @danman367
      @danman367 5 лет назад

      @@sarahburggraf907 shut up

  • @userndnend
    @userndnend 5 лет назад +371

    “Don’t touch me rn it’s not all about you”😂😂😂😂

    • @krismatt2355
      @krismatt2355 5 лет назад

      I cracked up on that one.
      Something someone I know might say in that situation ...or at least think it.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 5 лет назад

      he didn't say rn

    • @userndnend
      @userndnend 5 лет назад

      kris matt 😂😂😂

    • @userndnend
      @userndnend 5 лет назад

      Bob Bobsen listen to it again big guy

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 5 лет назад

      @@userndnend I did, he said "right now"

  • @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq
    @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq Месяц назад +1

    "Promise me you will never sleep with another woman" sleeps with the homies

  • @diegopansini3152
    @diegopansini3152 5 лет назад +401

    "Lying to your dying wife" He didn't lie at all though

  • @Noura-xk3wh
    @Noura-xk3wh 4 года назад +900

    Her: "promise you won't sleep with other women"
    Him: *speaks simlish*

  • @anti1training
    @anti1training 5 лет назад +734

    Dang he's a good actor. Feel like this is a legitimate film.

    • @daniel48056
      @daniel48056 4 года назад +3

      You're missing the irony

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 4 года назад +5

      @@daniel48056 Wdym lol?

    • @theBeT95
      @theBeT95 4 года назад

      legitimate?

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 4 года назад

      @@theBeT95 Legitimate in this context, being real.

    • @TheV-Man
      @TheV-Man 4 года назад

      Holy Shit he's actually married to gina fucking linetti

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Your request has been filed” is the best response out of them all.

  • @tyymello4722
    @tyymello4722 5 лет назад +321

    "MESSAGE RECEIVED"
    "Yo comprende"
    "Your request has been filed"
    😂😂😂

    • @Myztyrio
      @Myztyrio 5 лет назад +1

      Understood

    • @itzcerealz3727
      @itzcerealz3727 5 лет назад +1

      @Rahul Suthar "I understand" or "I comprehend"

    • @tylercouture216
      @tylercouture216 5 лет назад

      @Rahul Suthar dumb ass

    • @napoo454
      @napoo454 5 лет назад

      Mr. TAMW imagine calling someone a dumbass because they don’t speak spanish, you a dumb ass for having your name Mr.TAMW

  • @hagggle3727
    @hagggle3727 5 лет назад +380

    God Rashida is so damn good looking even when she’s dying

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 5 лет назад +601

    His brain cells start dying the moment she said "no sex"

  • @blu_monstrausity_1548
    @blu_monstrausity_1548 3 года назад +107

    “NURSE….FIX MY WIFE!!!” *Cries*
    The moment you realized your biggest mistake was taking her hand in marriage! 😂🤣 Most truest skit thus far!

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 5 лет назад +50

    Could have quoted "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" in there.

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 4 года назад +195

    “Promis to visit my mom everyday?”
    “Zero pornography”