Rohan Hosmani in the West, especially England, they have whistling tea kettles you add water to. When the water boils, the kettle whistles so you can hear that it's ready. He's saying she's a kettle that whistles (her squeaky voice) even though she's empty inside.
"Empty inside" has a double meaning. A tea kettle that's empty inside has no water and can't whistle since it can't produce steam. If a person is empty inside that means they have no soul. People in movies will sometimes say "I feel empty inside," after a loved one dies, or whatever, which basically alludes to the psychological condition of flat affect, meaning no emtions.
Jesus.... that wasn't a battle, it was a fucking execution! Evans a monster....... If he doesn't go up against Scott Chaplain, it will be a crime, it will be dead parent jokes galore! Make it happen Luis :) Easy contender for one of the best of the whole series!! Elmo fisting.... joke of the night!
As a rooster, with all that Foghorn Leghorn-esque strutting around? This should come with a trigger warning for people with motion sickness and anxiety disorders. Evan looked like he was trying to stay standing on a crashing plane after draining the bar. But he did win fair and square.
That impersonation was scary. I looked away for that moment and thought that it was Christi speaking. One of the best roasts here. Her own jokes and delivery are usually very good as well. But she has great energy on stage even when she is being roasted. And I've noticed this in several other comedians as well, who make roasts with them better. So, when she is with somebody like Evan, who has good stage presence and personality on his own and is killing it, she further amplifies his performance with her personality, energy and reactions.
Robert H she gets paired with serial killers. They need to pair her up with the D list nobodies they usually start roasts with for once and watch her slay them.
I've had strep for 2 days now . When I laugh really hard , I sneeze . God bless you guys. I sneezed through this whole event . Thank you for having a backbone and great writing skills + delivery . So fun !
Micro is right, it was 6 words, and was right after someone else's impression. I had to look for the timestamp just so I could find the impression, and I was already at 10min, I didn't even notice he did one.
@@jonjohnson1978. You should see him battle his best friend, brutal. I wish I could remember the guys name but if you search youtube you'll find it pretty easily.
"i dont want to make a joke about your dead mom because i dont want to cross the line, you know the same line your mom snorted before she died" i was laughig my ass off but at the same time its fucking cruel
That chubby dude who was hosting was trying so hard to flirt with the blonde chick 😂 Look at 22:16 😂 The blonde chick looked like she was into the ripped guy 😂
Even definitely won the first round based on the fact that he didn't have one joke that wasn't hilarious and Christie only had a couple of funny jokes where all of Evans were just as funny if not funnier than her funniest jokes
I think something's happened to our contest winner, I can't find her anywhere we need to break up into groups and go looking for her and find Joe Moshe and Natasha so we can coordinate our efforts. ASAP!
Question. . . . . . Is the host with the backwards hat a special kid living out he's 'Make A Wish Foundation' dream of being on stage or, is he just awkward as hell?
I'll remember him every time I take a shot of Even Williams bourbon, and forget'em as fast. Cheers, really good roast. I agree with the judges who said Chiello is way more distinctive and memorable. And her writing is usually sharper. She just needs to work on the delivery--confidence-wise--not the pacing, which is uniquely hers. She's always tripping up on the follow-through.
She makes me want to ice pick my ears, Evan was great but seeing that this was 7 years ago I’m afraid to look him up because I’m guessing he hasn’t gone very far.
Evan is clearly it better comedian, but the way they talk to him is likes he's second class. His jokes were a lot funnier but she got a lot more attention
I don't think they should have phones or notebook. learn your material and show that you can do it on the fly. kinda of lame, mine as well put the shit on cue cards
most comics use notes , even the pros ( watch a fryers club roast , or comedy central roasts, they. all use em) . they are all throw away jokes . too much work to memorize them , and if they choke , its all over
Christy relies on saying "oh God" or "well I tried" to get crowd sympathy after she bombs every time. It's only some of the time that the judges are morons and actually go for that over clever material. Really ticks me off. Luckily these judges had some sense.
The "Tea kettle that squeals even though it's empty inside" line killed me.
That tea kettle joke was sick, clever punchline, took the crowd a second to react.
Yeah that was his first shot in a whole magazine loaded with razors. Flawless victory.
could you explain the tea kettle joke please?
Rohan Hosmani in the West, especially England, they have whistling tea kettles you add water to. When the water boils, the kettle whistles so you can hear that it's ready. He's saying she's a kettle that whistles (her squeaky voice) even though she's empty inside.
"Empty inside" has a double meaning. A tea kettle that's empty inside has no water and can't whistle since it can't produce steam. If a person is empty inside that means they have no soul. People in movies will sometimes say "I feel empty inside," after a loved one dies, or whatever, which basically alludes to the psychological condition of flat affect, meaning no emtions.
Lmao I can't believe you two really explained this joke to him... LOL
Am I the only one who thinks their chemistry is GREAT?
yes.
They're actually friends in real life. He appears on her YT Channel in sketches.
Evan Williams is a beast, a bit awkward and grabby for the mic but his jokes are as strong and savage as himself.
Jesus.... that wasn't a battle, it was a fucking execution! Evans a monster....... If he doesn't go up against Scott Chaplain, it will be a crime, it will be dead parent jokes galore! Make it happen Luis :)
Easy contender for one of the best of the whole series!! Elmo fisting.... joke of the night!
oh they did battle, and what a battle it was!!
you're a prophet, and that match was legendary
Evan Williams has a future in comedy
As a rooster, with all that Foghorn Leghorn-esque strutting around?
This should come with a trigger warning for people with motion sickness and anxiety disorders. Evan looked like he was trying to stay standing on a crashing plane after draining the bar.
But he did win fair and square.
Two years later...nope
But hes gotta go back in time to do it, the Marty Mcfly lookin' sumb*tch
@@FungusMossGnosis Yeah, now that you pointed it out, I cant unsee it. The foot to foot 1/8 turns he does are bugging me now
If that illegal subtitle joke wasn't package that was one of the greatest comebacks I've ever heard
Bob Fisher ikr. goddamn. that comeback should be classifed as a WMD
She’s not gonna sleep with you mate
What is the timestamps on that? I'm dense. And seem to miss it
@@adamburdt8794 5:24
tea kettle, and elmo fisting jokes had me crying
I have watched them all, this was one of the best.
The fat guy that destroys the skinny bitch was pretty legendary, but he hasn't been that good since.
that mostly worked because she unwisely stuck to only fat jokes, which got boring fast
+afrosheenix cause he uses his best stuff on unfunny female comics like kaitlyn bailey. He is crazy funny.
im only 5 minutes in and I already agree lmao
You have to watch Evans other roasts he's on his way to being a legend
That impersonation was scary. I looked away for that moment and thought that it was Christi speaking. One of the best roasts here. Her own jokes and delivery are usually very good as well. But she has great energy on stage even when she is being roasted. And I've noticed this in several other comedians as well, who make roasts with them better. So, when she is with somebody like Evan, who has good stage presence and personality on his own and is killing it, she further amplifies his performance with her personality, energy and reactions.
That impersonation was like a possession . fucking awesome
Wow what an amazing roast battle full of comedy gold.
The Stone Cold impression omg!!
This might be the best roast on this channel.
i am so sorry i have discovered this YT channel so late! It's given me tons of laughs and I thank you for that :)
Same.
What happened to this channel?
Same 😢. I'm from NY too I would of gone weekly 😢😢
She should've just walked off stage after the Elmo joke.
Great show as usual. Please get a third mic. We are missing a lot of sweet zingers by juggling two.
Christi is SO much better than her record on this would show. Looking forward to seeing her again.
Robert H she gets paired with serial killers. They need to pair her up with the D list nobodies they usually start roasts with for once and watch her slay them.
Evan has some amazing roast jokes. I'd like to see him vs Dina Hashem.
In my opinion the judges take too long to vote. One person often takes as long as the actual roasters
Evan William's second round was one of the best rounds ever holy shit
Evan's DESTROYED her in the second round!
the dude killed that squeaky freak
the audio is always garbage. other than that I love these. keep em coming plz
LOLS > audio
no that's g
her actual voice
She kills her own jokes in the timing and delivery. Like some of them could be funny if she let them.
I've had strep for 2 days now . When I laugh really hard , I sneeze . God bless you guys. I sneezed through this whole event . Thank you for having a backbone and great writing skills + delivery . So fun !
I wish Evan had done the entire Roast Battle in Stonecold Steve Austin's voice.
1:55 Great to be here at Anne Frank's attic. Lol
starts at 03:55
This would be a great web show, if it didn't have the judges.
Her voice sounds like someone is stepping on her tail every time she speaks.
Evan honestly is probably the best talent I have seen for a really long time
Conclusion after watching first round - this is very high quality entertainment
Best one yet!
Is that vampire to the right of the stage in the shadows (where he belongs) tweaking on a tweakers blood right now?
That menstruating Gilbert Godfried joke was pure fucking gold
This was the roast battle equivalent of a bridesmaid oscar
5:55 Evan's Stonecold Steve Austin micro impression
Micro is right, it was 6 words, and was right after someone else's impression.
I had to look for the timestamp just so I could find the impression, and I was already at 10min, I didn't even notice he did one.
Love both these comedians. So funny!
I'd be willing to put up with that voice for her terrific smile and genuinely awesome personality
Evan Williams is insane! How can I find more of his stand up?
Tricia Tripp look
@@jonjohnson1978. You should see him battle his best friend, brutal. I wish I could remember the guys name but if you search youtube you'll find it pretty easily.
@@ryancbarrett96 I've seen it before, was awesome both lay into each others dead relatives etc
@@jonjohnson1978. which was a bigger stretch😂😂
@@ryancbarrett96 ruclips.net/video/L4RznJPLcFA/видео.html
isn't "Evan Williams", Canadian whiskey...?
This is how you roast!
I think the girl laughed at her own jokes more than anyone else
Both did well, but Even is really talented.
Some of Christi’s jokes were awesome. I love her! She killed in the first round.
i love these two.
that Elmo joke........ 10/10
"i dont want to make a joke about your dead mom because i dont want to cross the line, you know the same line your mom snorted before she died" i was laughig my ass off but at the same time its fucking cruel
This made me look up Christi Chiello vs Jimmy Carr, but after watching her joke I cringed so hard I want to end up like Evan's mom.
oh shit mullen on the judges table
Battle! Battle! Battle! Battle! Battle! Battle!
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Her setup and delivery structure needs to change. Too anticipatory
Laughed so hard!
He destroyed her, but they wanted the audience to see an equal contest lol.
He`s very good
Fire the soundboard guy. He has 5 samples tops. Air horn, toasty, first blood, the price is right bust theme, and the boxing start bell.
This was fucking great! Fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😷😂😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😳🔥
Hard laughed through all of this. Thanks to everyone involved. Killer stuff
Christi is a viscous , unrelenting roasting machine. GOD I love that woman!
Great crowd compared to other videos
13:15 on, Bang-ZOOM!?! :>)
It's always "heads" lol
That chubby dude who was hosting was trying so hard to flirt with the blonde chick 😂 Look at 22:16 😂 The blonde chick looked like she was into the ripped guy 😂
Unreal!!
I want Christi Chiello to talk dirty to me on the phone in that voice...
I dunno what your all talking about i think shes great
Th dude that hosts w th backwards hat looks like Eric Andre If he joined a fraternity and started taking bull testosterone
We through determination ethical appropriate logic there container dignity raise norm.
Hilarious
Even definitely won the first round based on the fact that he didn't have one joke that wasn't hilarious and Christie only had a couple of funny jokes where all of Evans were just as funny if not funnier than her funniest jokes
is that her real voice? wtf? hahaha
Her voice is definitely why she has more L’s than W’s
Evan Williams is a gonna be a big star. Even bigger than Tom Hanks.
6:48 holy shit that was brutal
This one has over 4 ads. Why and how?
I think something's happened to our contest winner, I can't find her anywhere we need to break up into groups and go looking for her and find Joe Moshe and Natasha so we can coordinate our efforts. ASAP!
@18:44 that is an awesome joke but to me, it falls a little flat because Evan stated after the 1st round that his Mother is not dead.
The description spells three of the nine names wrong. Wtf
What did Evan say in his last joke?
Christie is not a shitty person. Good sport! Cute.
Love from india
Holy sh*t!
Question. . . . . .
Is the host with the backwards hat a special kid living out he's 'Make A Wish Foundation' dream of being on stage or, is he just awkward as hell?
Steve Evans right
Steve Evans i think hes okay tbh
No, he's just regular dumb.
I'll remember him every time I take a shot of Even Williams bourbon, and forget'em as fast. Cheers, really good roast. I agree with the judges who said Chiello is way more distinctive and memorable. And her writing is usually sharper. She just needs to work on the delivery--confidence-wise--not the pacing, which is uniquely hers. She's always tripping up on the follow-through.
Christi should of made a funny using Evans voice that would of been great.
she was great (surprisingly) but he fucking killed
OMFG Tea Kettle that squeals. Fatality!!! To whoever thumbed this down, step really close to Evan.
Does anyone know what Evan said at 7:34 ?
Yes please help!
He’s saying he doesn’t think suicide was his mom’s cause of death
@@richardbivens5410 Thanks !
Her fucking voice
She makes me want to ice pick my ears, Evan was great but seeing that this was 7 years ago I’m afraid to look him up because I’m guessing he hasn’t gone very far.
Her voice is unlistenable
Evan is clearly it better comedian, but the way they talk to him is likes he's second class. His jokes were a lot funnier but she got a lot more attention
I don't think they should have phones or notebook. learn your material and show that you can do it on the fly. kinda of lame, mine as well put the shit on cue cards
most comics use notes , even the pros ( watch a fryers club roast , or comedy central roasts, they. all use em)
. they are all throw away jokes . too much work to memorize them , and if they choke , its all over
Kirby Dinglebear lazy/weak comics use written notes on stage
How often have you roast battled?
Christy relies on saying "oh God" or "well I tried" to get crowd sympathy after she bombs every time. It's only some of the time that the judges are morons and actually go for that over clever material. Really ticks me off. Luckily these judges had some sense.
she relies heavily on her schtick persona, can only take her so far...
God damn it stop!
Jyerd
obligatory engagement comment
He won with your screaming like a teakettle one
I don't want to come across as catty, but Christie: those boots? No. Just no.
This definitely top 5 because the it hurts more because she didn't kill herself