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  • @dori4490
    @dori4490 7 месяцев назад +6340

    “and yet crime has continued” i love captain holt… funniest character ever ❤

    • @MegaRenegade1000
      @MegaRenegade1000 7 месяцев назад +56

      That would have melted me😅😅😅

    • @estott3647
      @estott3647 7 месяцев назад +44

      That one stung a bit.

    • @rrahmanov
      @rrahmanov 7 месяцев назад +44

      One of the best lines in the show. It is simple yet genius.

    • @gordonwalden5961
      @gordonwalden5961 7 месяцев назад +17

      Like what do you say to that??
      It's crazy bc Jeffords callously pays it forwards and then tells Jake the reason why he doesn't have an arch nemesis...

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 7 месяцев назад +29

      May he rest in peace

  • @maxfieldjoyner5244
    @maxfieldjoyner5244 7 месяцев назад +4068

    “We’re doomed! Boyle looks like a lesbian!” I died, that line just killed me.

  • @MrRykage
    @MrRykage 7 месяцев назад +2284

    "I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you" is the smartest, classiest insult I've ever heard

    • @annavg7294
      @annavg7294 Месяц назад +2

      HE IS SO FUNNY OH MY LORD

  • @whatwelearned
    @whatwelearned 7 месяцев назад +4307

    Maybe I don't have a nemesis because I solve all my crimes...
    ...that's a pretty f**ked up thing to say to me

    • @maxias5
      @maxias5 7 месяцев назад +165

      i love the facial expression terry makes when it switches back to him again. had me laughing for like 5 straight minutes first time i saw it lmao

    • @gordonwalden5961
      @gordonwalden5961 7 месяцев назад +9

      Ouch

    • @luisaelynchavarriaborja1323
      @luisaelynchavarriaborja1323 7 месяцев назад +95

      I like how everybody went silent after that and pointedly ignored Jake while he processed what Terry had said.
      I mean...look at Scully! And Charle's expression! It's just gold.

    • @gordonwalden5961
      @gordonwalden5961 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@luisaelynchavarriaborja1323 Amy too 😂🤣

    • @rickmassimo6192
      @rickmassimo6192 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@luisaelynchavarriaborja1323 The Boyle coffee sip ... 💀

  • @ajsnothere
    @ajsnothere 7 месяцев назад +2345

    “Madeline wunch is a Korean toilet ghost….BOOORRR-ING.”😂😂

    • @originalswimcap
      @originalswimcap 7 месяцев назад +26

      We already knew that

    • @rickmassimo6192
      @rickmassimo6192 7 месяцев назад +32

      "Uh, yes; I took a trip to Korea just to research a new Wuntsch insult. In fact, it's been a motivation for most of my international travel."

    • @ProphetXm16
      @ProphetXm16 6 месяцев назад +6

      What does that human blister want.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 месяцев назад +11

      My personal favorite is "Oh Terry, zombies can't die"

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 7 месяцев назад +1759

    They didn’t add my favorite one:
    -“Hello Raymond”
    -“Madeline… I wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing”

    • @disgruntledfox
      @disgruntledfox 7 месяцев назад +211

      Mine is "Madeline, good to see you. But if you're here who's guarding HADES"

    • @StephanieMelluish
      @StephanieMelluish 7 месяцев назад +80

      ​@@disgruntledfox one of mine is when he references her cloven hooves and is like "no, I'm calling you a goat, you goat" 🤣

    • @bmet102
      @bmet102 6 месяцев назад +30

      "You grackle!"

    • @kha30s22
      @kha30s22 6 месяцев назад +54

      Also "Madeline... I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you"
      Also... "Boston? But it's so close to Salem. You know what they do to witches up there, don't you?"

    • @cinny1313
      @cinny1313 5 месяцев назад +17

      I love all the Holt Madeline ones

  • @FaeriePuff
    @FaeriePuff 6 месяцев назад +855

    The silence after Terry said “maybe it’s cuz I solve all my crimes” was so funny 😂

    • @akshansh2001
      @akshansh2001 5 месяцев назад +1

      Most hilarious

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 4 месяца назад +21

      the fact that he had no comeback and had to take the time to think of one was great. also the fact that it was a lame one makes it better XD

  • @randomgamerdude87
    @randomgamerdude87 7 месяцев назад +1558

    Rosa laughing at Holt's insults always cracks me up

    • @jmkwm
      @jmkwm 7 месяцев назад +51

      “As God said to Wench when tried to sneak past the gates in heaven, it ain’t happening honey” 😂😂😂 she fully cackled on that one 😂 6:21

  • @jmkwm
    @jmkwm 7 месяцев назад +537

    I think my favorite is Gina “googling” the Albanian president and saying “hmmmm it just says that no one likes you” 😂😂😂😂

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 6 месяцев назад +255

    I think "You are a stone cold atrocity" is my favorite insult of them all. It's absolutely perfect, down to the delivery and everything.

  • @paulipe1640
    @paulipe1640 7 месяцев назад +425

    “As Wunch says when she sees deodorant, ‘I’m not buying that’”😂😂😂

  • @Whackfear
    @Whackfear 7 месяцев назад +597

    It *always* kills me when media pulls the "insult bleep for a ridiculously long time" gag.
    Especially coming from Amy, with Rosa looking horrified as it goes on and on. Hilarious.

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 4 месяца назад +2

      The actress who plays Amy was on point!

  • @BalkanBallMapping69
    @BalkanBallMapping69 6 месяцев назад +550

    "As god said when Wnutch tried to sneak past the gates of heaven, it aint happening honey"
    R.I.P Andre Braughner

  • @bluecomet8416
    @bluecomet8416 7 месяцев назад +1552

    “Rosa’s the one wearing pink!”
    Me: That’s LITERALLY her name

    • @brooklyna007
      @brooklyna007 7 месяцев назад +22

      Oh wow! I learned a little something today. Also, just another layer of this joke.

    • @someney
      @someney 7 месяцев назад +4

      I don't get it

    • @lightraes20
      @lightraes20 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@someneyRosa is pink in Spanish

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy 7 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@lightraes20 Hell, almost _all_ European languages other than English, in fact

    • @elijahharmel8450
      @elijahharmel8450 7 месяцев назад +2

      right but rosa is latina and stephanie is argentine so thats not really relevant at all esp bc thats a different continent lol@@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy

  • @polkadots24
    @polkadots24 7 месяцев назад +821

    Holt and Wuntch’s rival was the best ♥️ no better pair of enemies than those two

    • @mooseinthefrontyard
      @mooseinthefrontyard 6 месяцев назад +1

      Naming the pigeon mascot scene gets me every time

    • @Marineisme
      @Marineisme 4 месяца назад +1

      I take your holt vs wuntch and raise you one Anakin vs sand people.

  • @diveinnjim
    @diveinnjim 7 месяцев назад +249

    captain once said of Madeline
    "if she's here,
    who's guarding Hades??"
    😂😂😂

  • @spectated8159
    @spectated8159 7 месяцев назад +359

    "Why, because her heart was made of onions?"
    Such an underrated insult

  • @droplight955
    @droplight955 7 месяцев назад +582

    holt's insults are simple but DEMOLISHING

    • @m.t.v.5639
      @m.t.v.5639 7 месяцев назад +23

      no playtime,just goes straight for the jugular..

    • @VeniVidiVici..
      @VeniVidiVici.. 4 месяца назад +2

      Especially the tone of voice he delivers it

  • @evelinarichter2710
    @evelinarichter2710 6 месяцев назад +227

    “didn’t see you there, madeline. I thought you were an old leather chair.” 💀😭

  • @Shriya.G-lb4hp
    @Shriya.G-lb4hp 7 месяцев назад +184

    I like the fact that Captain Holt can be robotic and dramatic in equal amounts,made the show even more entertaining....

  • @Jay-my2sd
    @Jay-my2sd 7 месяцев назад +265

    1:20 “you are a stone cold atrocity” - i gotta write this down

    • @StephanieMelluish
      @StephanieMelluish 7 месяцев назад +8

      Yes! That and "your entire life is garbage" 🤣

    • @LordSedgeOfSedgley
      @LordSedgeOfSedgley Месяц назад

      My favourite line of my favourite American TV series.
      I use the gif of this often.

  • @ArchanaSingh-bq9gf
    @ArchanaSingh-bq9gf 7 месяцев назад +233

    5:30 you know it's bad when rosa looks scared

  • @TheGryfonclaw
    @TheGryfonclaw 7 месяцев назад +207

    “And this is my parter, Detective TerribleDetective” 😂

  • @GVFletcher
    @GVFletcher 7 месяцев назад +196

    It's the summer of love baby
    Terry: it's March, shut up man
    Gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 7 месяцев назад +123

    Holt's insults for Wunch are so amazing.

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 7 месяцев назад +152

    “maybe I don’t have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes…”
    Dang! Change Terry’s name to Wario because Jake just got beat!

    • @SunnyBurnsAll
      @SunnyBurnsAll 7 месяцев назад +9

      And yet crime has continued...

    • @epingchris
      @epingchris 7 месяцев назад +7

      No! Wario cheats!

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 7 месяцев назад +99

    Rosa’s face as Amy curses Hitchcock and Scully out followed by Hitchcock’s comeback is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
    Also, I love how much Rosa got into Holt’s insults towards Wuntch.😊🤣

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 7 месяцев назад +109

    R.I.P Andre. Holt was the funniest thing about this video.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 месяцев назад +7

      Best character in the show.

  • @PercyPlays73
    @PercyPlays73 7 месяцев назад +344

    2:58 Terry Crew's delivery was so fucking good😂😂

  • @kingstonhughes2118
    @kingstonhughes2118 5 месяцев назад +66

    7:29 😂 "he’s not gonna say that"
    "He might"

  • @kingfunny5016
    @kingfunny5016 7 месяцев назад +134

    Holt: Madeline Wuntch was… a friend.
    Rosa: See, wasn’t so hard- oh you’re vomiting.

    • @justinbarnes9911
      @justinbarnes9911 7 месяцев назад +6

      Like Marta from Knives Out. Can’t lie without puking

  • @dannystarkridesfixed
    @dannystarkridesfixed 7 месяцев назад +152

    I love when terry comes in and holt says boring haha. So good.

  • @bricegriffin5530
    @bricegriffin5530 7 месяцев назад +47

    7:05 Holt yelling at Scully and he's just oblivious 😂

  • @GemmaTrellis
    @GemmaTrellis 7 месяцев назад +70

    Rosa laughing at Holt’s insults makes them even funnier haha

  • @shhhh272
    @shhhh272 12 дней назад +11

    0:31 korean toilet ghost will always be so funny to me idek why 😭😭

    • @zootflute
      @zootflute 8 дней назад

      Because it's hilarious

  • @Spartan_II_117
    @Spartan_II_117 7 месяцев назад +23

    Terry & Charles reaction to Hitchcock's "Badge before Va-" 😂😂😂
    Man this line came out of nowhere!!!

  • @mimcduffee86
    @mimcduffee86 7 месяцев назад +56

    The Holt-Wunch rivalry is one of the best and most savage ones ever created for TV.

  • @tones8675
    @tones8675 5 месяцев назад +26

    “oh you’re vomiting-“ I DIE EVERY TIME

  • @thejordanchronicles6715
    @thejordanchronicles6715 7 месяцев назад +115

    ‘It’s like… what’s that guy thinkin?’ 🤣🤣

    • @zizouwowist1641
      @zizouwowist1641 7 месяцев назад +2

      ma guy let his heart out yet he didn't get it,

  • @agigglingturtle1754
    @agigglingturtle1754 4 месяца назад +9

    God I still can’t believe Andre Braughter is gone. What an absolute legend who left us with some characters that will be classics forever.

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew 7 месяцев назад +112

    For those wondering, the answer to the anagram is Dangerous Liaisons

  • @Dale-ct5ru
    @Dale-ct5ru 5 месяцев назад +11

    My favorite is always “Madeline Wuntch. But if you’re here…who’s guarding Hades?”

  • @tmbsilver1313
    @tmbsilver1313 7 месяцев назад +49

    Holt and Diaz are the underrated pairing of this show.

  • @smashley4661
    @smashley4661 7 месяцев назад +34

    5:31 Rosa being shocked by Amy swearing up something fierce! 😂

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 7 месяцев назад +53

    5:22 😂😂😂😂
    Captain Holt had the best insults. RIP Andre, always

  • @leoncito__
    @leoncito__ 11 дней назад +3

    1:08 “YOU’RE THE CUCK, SNOWFLAKE!!!” Bruh 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @amvperson
    @amvperson 7 месяцев назад +47

    0:48 This is the best one trust me! 😂

  • @ishathakor
    @ishathakor Месяц назад +4

    "i mean i've solved a lot of cases for you" "and yet crime has continued" always sends me

  • @morghenjarrell
    @morghenjarrell 6 месяцев назад +18

    0:57 Rosa's laugh is great

  • @Isa-gj5ld
    @Isa-gj5ld 3 месяца назад +6

    Amy: when did she record this?
    Rosa: Judging by the flames around her could be a live stream
    😂😂😂😂

  • @spritesodacans6418
    @spritesodacans6418 5 месяцев назад +9

    “i’ve never seen you this high without a broom under you” -holt 😭😭

  • @lorettasimeon4350
    @lorettasimeon4350 7 месяцев назад +11

    "It just says no one likes you" 😂😂😂
    That part always gets me because Amy looks so invested in the answer

  • @ace-tris
    @ace-tris 7 месяцев назад +44

    6:52 I just love the ‘Amy.. 😢’

  • @davesprivatelounge
    @davesprivatelounge 7 месяцев назад +36

    6:24 lmao, that laugh

  • @eli2112
    @eli2112 6 месяцев назад +5

    Holt's insults to Wunch were always top tier! Smart, strong, specific and delivered perfectly

  • @CanaldoPortador
    @CanaldoPortador 7 месяцев назад +19

    6:42 yk what could've happened? The trash bin being in the back and the recycler in the front, Holt would still puke at the non recyclable and we all know that

  • @NathanCAY1010
    @NathanCAY1010 2 месяца назад +3

    Yooo Holt at 0:55
    "As Wunch said when she see deodorant.. i'm not buying it!" With Rosa laugh had me in tears😂😂😂

  • @helpmeh1221
    @helpmeh1221 7 месяцев назад +31

    4:37 that eye roll was 100% not scripted

  • @Sabs215
    @Sabs215 7 месяцев назад +28

    4:27 Rosa that wasn't an insult that was a murder 😂

  • @-Chicken_
    @-Chicken_ 7 месяцев назад +15

    7:37 Why do I always find this so funny 😂

  • @kathryniredale6152
    @kathryniredale6152 7 месяцев назад +19

    'You are a stone cold atrocity' lives in my mind rent free

  • @MaziAkinola
    @MaziAkinola 7 месяцев назад +18

    Holt insults you with a straight face. He is really the best

  • @parinikasharma317
    @parinikasharma317 7 месяцев назад +19

    3:29 Ooof Terry you didn't have to do your 4th kid like that!

  • @francesmaxineoliveros
    @francesmaxineoliveros 7 месяцев назад +22

    3:26 Terry's response made me gasp so hard 😂

  • @veedubgeezer
    @veedubgeezer 7 месяцев назад +8

    "summer of love baby" gets me every time

  • @ritacal557
    @ritacal557 6 месяцев назад +7

    Korean toilet ghost gets me every single time. 😂

  • @rashmiparbagga351
    @rashmiparbagga351 7 месяцев назад +18

    4:33 the way Jake looks at Amy❤❤

  • @samedmundson6470
    @samedmundson6470 7 месяцев назад +17

    "the Korean toilet ghost" made me spit take

  • @rohangangan8327
    @rohangangan8327 7 месяцев назад +76

    4.54 Gina's jokes about Amy are funny as hell 😂😂

  • @laudonjusah2393
    @laudonjusah2393 5 месяцев назад +3

    maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" that one stung😂

  • @AyaEZ-n5q
    @AyaEZ-n5q 22 часа назад +1

    Holts “AMY!?” 😭😭

  • @jibran_r7
    @jibran_r7 7 месяцев назад +36

    "YOU ARE THE CUCK"

  • @SallyBMcgill
    @SallyBMcgill 6 месяцев назад +5

    I'm glad Boyle isn't the lone comic relief. Everyone gets made fun of, and it's all in good fun

  • @aditikrishnakumar9848
    @aditikrishnakumar9848 2 дня назад

    The way raymond says "BOOORING" with the hand gesture is everything 😭

  • @beegbeeg9871
    @beegbeeg9871 7 месяцев назад +38

    6:21 Replay button here lol

  • @lenniebrown5961
    @lenniebrown5961 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love the part where says Madeline looks like an old leather chair and then when I moves on the a cut scene unexpectedly he says it again 😂😂

  • @leprechaunluck24
    @leprechaunluck24 7 месяцев назад +10

    Rosa loving Holts burns of Wunch is awesome

  • @The_Spartan_Legend
    @The_Spartan_Legend 5 месяцев назад +4

    3:26 - THE LOOK ON PERALTA'S FACE aaaaaaahahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jonelle2083
    @Jonelle2083 5 месяцев назад +2

    The korean toilet ghost will forever be HILARIOUS 😅

  • @shalhevki7460
    @shalhevki7460 Месяц назад +2

    3:30 so ICONIC

  • @Cyn-Izzy
    @Cyn-Izzy 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love Holt’s Munch jokes. 😂kills me every time

  • @KingJH0510
    @KingJH0510 15 дней назад

    'Your entire life is garbage' is my favorite😂
    The way stephanie smiles really feels genuine

  • @Nicaveli
    @Nicaveli 2 месяца назад +2

    ''sticks and stones Raymond.''
    ''describing your breakfast?''

  • @captaindeadpool7268
    @captaindeadpool7268 7 месяцев назад +13

    5:26 haha the best 👌 one

  • @ArchanaSingh-bq9gf
    @ArchanaSingh-bq9gf 7 месяцев назад +12

    3:20 the visual representation of mentaly hurt

  • @mydtown4418
    @mydtown4418 3 месяца назад +1

    Watching Hitchcock when Terry says "I dont have a nemesis because I solve all my crimes" the details in the background. I cant stop laughing @3:30

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love Stephanie's face as she tries not to laugh at the tie mime 😂

  • @emm7740
    @emm7740 5 месяцев назад +2

    "its march man, shutup" this show literally gave me my humour LMAAOO

  • @dom3267
    @dom3267 6 месяцев назад +5

    3:20 got me lol

  • @randomasshumanbeing2078
    @randomasshumanbeing2078 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how Rosa and Holt can always make each other laugh.

  • @TheDualHero15
    @TheDualHero15 7 месяцев назад +17

    Colt yelling at Scully is one of my favorites

  • @fan_tastic_za1258
    @fan_tastic_za1258 7 дней назад

    Holt and Wuntch insults never seized to amaze me fr.

  • @codyjarvis4557
    @codyjarvis4557 3 месяца назад +1

    “That’s a pretty fucked up thing to say to me.” 😂

  • @beatricenesto7310
    @beatricenesto7310 5 месяцев назад +1

    I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonyaugustine6127
    @anthonyaugustine6127 7 месяцев назад +4

    I like to think Rosa looks over at Jake when he bets Holt the 6 grand because she knows perfectly well that he doesn't have it

  • @jessicastrike5640
    @jessicastrike5640 6 месяцев назад +4

    Dangerous Liaisons if anyone wonders what the answer to Jake’s puzzle is

  • @timv1109
    @timv1109 4 месяца назад +1

    Fun take on our relationship
    If I'm ever not single, I wanna remember that one 😂

  • @joshie_pb
    @joshie_pb 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hitchcocks Enunciation in the Bs make me replay the second clip over and over

  • @anandsastry2874
    @anandsastry2874 11 дней назад

    John Kelly saying Madeline was an old leather chair was THE most unexpected insult in the show lol

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 7 месяцев назад +7

    4:09 Jesus Christ… Rosa looks fine with pink on…. Better than her usual black.
    What’s up with goths and punks pulling off vivid colors so well… my theory is the black makes the colors pop more.