Top 10 Xenoblade lines

What's your favorite Xenoblade line?

[@tjslurch]

I’m not sure why there were extra cutscenes in this video because the top 10 lines were playing when the numbers were on screen.

[@Montra78]

Lmao

[@icheeva1]

They're just filler to make the video longer

[@deyaasamo3295]

Cuz those lines are said during gameplay and not in a cutscene so the creator probably got the voicelines MP3

[@littlegoat713]

Boy thats a woosh above me, innit?

[@otakamerd1220]

"Crashing the mobile house into artillery. How long have you two been in the force?"
"44 seconds"

[@thunderknight4149]

"I don't want any excuses!"

[@thejudge1177]

Champions don’t Whine, they Whine

[@darkerlord162]

They dine with wine!

[@xenobladefan11]

LOL

[@xenobladefan11]

I legit clipped that for an unlisted video on my channel LOL

[@bootsnhopscotch]

I've heard "Crashing the mobile house into artillery" so many times that hearing the unedited version of it gave me whiplash

[@goatslayer3160]

I can't unhear colony sis.

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

I remember "can't you do something as simple as play Call of Duty"

[@JunGaGotoku]

HOW LONG HOW LONG HOW LONG

[@corrinflakes9659]

Dunban’s “you can eat bread without knowing how to make it,” makes a lot of sense that some fantasy and sci-fi writers (and DM’s) wanting huge original concept worlds tend to forget at times.

[@corrinflakes9659]

Why would your protagonist know how the economy of a city works as opposed to another if they’re a monk without a care in the world for currency?

[@Vapor817]

​​@@corrinflakes9659 a good writer could probably have something like the protag being a former politician or corporate executive with high levels of involvement in an economic system who left for one reason or another to pursue a completely spiritual life but that's probably not the average infodump mc

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Me personally, I cannot eat bread and not want to know how to make it.
Yes this has made me learn almost everything about everything I use

[@shadowlinkx9180]

“You can eat bread”
-Dunban 2011

[@samboi123]

Even better, you can eat bread without knowing

[@adamkampen]

I think about this line all the time

[@glitchy_weasel]

"You can eat"
truly eise worss

[@titanicsteampunk4137]

"You can eat bread without knowing how"

[@kennethdouglas21]

YOU WILL KNOW THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU'VE CAUSED THE EMPEROR AND FIORAAAAAA

[@Montra78]

Dang bro I should’ve thought of that

[@emilyantiqua]

Dunban’s room service line made me laugh out loud my first play through

[@sdtrawick]

It's especially funny juxtaposed with the battle theme.

[@LanitheGoat]

Still makes me laugh. Even if I'm playing through and skipping cutscenes I'll wait for that one.

[@momome0341]

You’re so real for making half of them Dunban quotes I wholeheartedly support this

[@Montra78]

Thx. Dunban is the goat after all

[@LanitheGoat]

+ "That's Dunban over there"
Technically it's not a Dunban quote but we still credit Dunban for Being Over There.

[@arminarlelt7471]

"No, I'm fine. Reyn however? I'm not so sure about"
*gunshot*

[@TheEvilRayquaza]

"Dickson!" Has got to be one of my favourites just because of how many times Dunban says it, and in the very same way every time.

[@cowcat8124]

Every time my dad sees the name Dickson he has to say it like that

[@TheWaverunners]

"It truly seems as though everything is going as Zanza planzaed."

[@fancyesquire8888]

My favorite line.
Sharla: "DON'T SCREW IT UP, REYN"

[@dohduk]

I like how you put those together. "That's dunban over there". "Riding the waves" 😂

[@eb7806]

I was so scared, shitting and pissing my pants (might have even creamed a little), wondering "who is that man over there?!", it was only when Shulk gave me a reassuring pat on the shoulder and said "Thats Dunban over there!" that I felt at ease.
Thank you Shulk, thank you.

[@Montra78]

Same! The suspense was immaculate, and that line was truly jaw dropping

[@Montra78]

I wonder what Dunban ordered for room service

[@softnoobgirl73]

Large fries

[@temporaneo617]

Bread that he doesn't know how to bake

[@thiccum2668]

SMALL FRY!

[@catalyst539]

An Electric Nutbuster

[@gerygery7]

He ordered me😂😍

[@diamondhamster4320]

The real top 10 lines are all the funny-memeable lines Reyne says during the game.

[@brendonian4097]

I was expecting the top line to be Shulk’s “I’ll kill you!” Or something but no it was Dunban’s quip from Chapter 9

[@Anna_Rae]

Xenoblade fills me with so much nostalgia. What an emotional ride. I remember playing it on my Wii back in 2012. Had to pirate it because physical copies were rare. I bought it on Wii U and Switch when it was out on those systems.

[@Montra78]

Its such an emotional and memorable adventure

[@loganthevillager9176]

1:26 That is INDEED the Number 1 line.

[@matfhju]

I hope the voice actors of dunban and rien are prowd of their preformence and fore cruating such memeble voice lines

[@Reynsoon]

I believe a while back, Rufus Jones did indeed post about how he was glad to have been in Xenoblade, and I gave my compliments. I think Jay Taylor also did?
BUT I did get a Cameo from Peter Bramhill, Egil, as he plays one of your main party in Final Fantasy XIV from the Heavensward expansion onwards, and he speaks fondly of his time acting for Xenoblade, and vividly remembers the word 'Mechonis'.

[@lemoncat9329]

I knew "That's Dunban over there!" was coming, but I still burst out laughing.

[@hi00118]

That's Dunban over there!

[@Montra78]

Good meme

[@xanderscut]

Dunban is mvp

[@Montra78]

Not bad, not bad at all

[@icheeva1]

You're all thinking it!

[@loganthevillager9176]

@@icheeva1 Bruh.😂

[@luma4682]

Hey Shulk, Dunban want something a bit meatier

[@MasterKingSirPlease]

you including fiora and shulk's infamous hand holding moment in front of melia was just cruel

[@Montra78]

It’s a meme so it had to be in here somewhere

[@raycraft001]

Poor Melia

[@Sherkel]

*I THINK A FLYYYYYY BIT ME!*

[@RomainDucher]

Sharla's "I swear I won't stop until I scrap each and everyone of you" is the best one.

[@Montra78]

Not my personal favorite but it’s not a bad line at all

[@idiotnumbnuts8486]

Your real top 10 are the Reyn quotes before them

[@Damatt2407]

Shulk : "reyn, you're a lifesaver!"
Reyn : "oh yeah baby!" Turns into a lifesaver.

[@treharewood288]

Shulk screaming “I’LL KILL YOU” when Fiora dies still give me goosebumps every time I play the game.

[@vincentpey3929]

I like how this game can have both the sillyest lines aswell as some of the rawest coolest stuff...
For every "you can eat bread" and "that's Dunban over there" there is also a "your blade, it did not cut deep enough" or a "Today we fell a god and then seize our destiny" .
I personally am a big fan of Metalface going "Weak, weak and pathetic"

[@Trix_are_for_kids]

You forgot the best one
“It’s always delicious, but today it’s amazing” (Shulk)

[@icheeva1]

I shouldn't have laughed at number 3 so much

[@ghostchannel4766]

Noticing a trend with Dunban here lol

[@icheeva1]

YOU CANT HAVE A RAINBOW WITHOUT REYN BABY

[@wesleyem3]

God I love this game so much

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

Dunban is God.

[@Montra78]

Dunban is life

[@haroldmatthews-duggan4435]

More like a Dunban compilations like 3 of them aren't by or about Dunban. Not inaccurate though.

[@platypus5560]

Dude number 2 might be my favorite line, but also never forget waht dunban said in the Dickson fight: true power comes from within

[@julianmcmurray7734]

The fact dickson's "destroy them" wasnt in is criminal. To the gallows ya go!

[@Montra78]

Eh I dunno. That line seems kinda basic to me

[@vazarri86]

0:56 WHY LMAO THAT'S SO CRUEL

[@matthewwylie2735]

"Reyn! You're a lifesaver!"
"Oh yeah baby!"

[@lukethepuncher9888]

My top tier:
3rd, I'm really feeling it!
2nd, Reyn time!
1st, Weak, weak and pathetic!

[@kylegrefe4399]

the only line allowed above your blade it did not cut deep enough

[@MiliToxide]

My Personal Favorite Is The Last Exchange Between Egil And Zanza.
"Don't You Ever Give Up?"
"Never, But Hear This, Zanza. They Will Judge Me Not In Life, But Death!"

[@Montra78]

That is a pretty heat line (a little cheesy for my taste though, then again this whole series is pretty cheesy, but it’s anime so it’s kinda given that it will be)

[@StirFryTuna]

*you are an hour late with room service*
"Why is boss music playing?"

[@KaroxNightshade]

Your blade... It did not cut deep enough.

[@D_Empire]

This was actually so funny

[@Montra78]

Thx. I have a Xenoblade 2 version already made. I’ll release it in 2 weeks.

[@icheeva1]

I love how it's a mixture of serious epic quotes and then there's
"there's dunban over there"

[@Zyper_Sebxr]

this is 2 top 10's in 1 video :D

[@Montra78]

Reyn is just that good

[@eepysneepy]

you need to make a top ten shulk yelling “FIOOOOORRAAAA” video

[@Montra78]

I could make a YT short about that for sure

[@minicle426]

1:18 So it is.

[@sdtrawick]

This is beautiful.

[@batofdestiny7801]

YOUR BLADE
IT DID NOT CUT DEEP ENOUGH

[@themangomanjuice]

Great stuff.

[@jamieholland3380]

“Juju!”
“What is it?”
“It’s Juju!”

[@MGLeclerc]

Hey, that's Dunban over there!

[@ginganinja420_3]

I was kinda expecting Klaus's speech about creating a new universe to be 1

[@Qwerky_Qwerty]

tbh "Reyn what are you doing?!" then it switches to reyn holding the monado is a cursed image I'd rather see reyn be the heir to the monado instead of shulk maybe out there in another universe perhaps

[@castiolare]

I'm kind of disappointed you didn't include *BLOSSOM DANCE!*

[@pika4126]

That’s Dunban over there 😂

[@siennahartle9069]

People think Riki and Reyn are the comic relief characters, but actually it’s Dunban

[@eddy7346]

Everyone loves Reyn's VA and he has no idea

[@Montra78]

I hope he knows at least a little of how loved his performance is

[@harkharring2572]

Unlocc the manado’s power

[@mangetsu0012]

Isn't this a top 20?

[@Montra78]

I mean kinda

[@Thebugmaster64]

Epic

[@icheeva1]

Please tell me you're going to do a xc3 one 😂

[@orly4672]

Why do they sound like they're about to throw a bottle of Calypso Paradise Punch Lemonade, saying it's "fookin' minging"?

[@Montra78]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… maybe it’s cause I’m really tired rn but I got legit no clue what you’re talking abt

[@orly4672]

@@Montra78 It's just a video of a really british kid throwing a bottle of lemonade. The kid really sounds like a Xenoblade character.

[@Montra78]

@@orly4672 Oooooohhhhhhh ok I see what you mean

[@ghostchannel4766]

0:49-0:53 I recognize that this is old, but in the off chance you see this comment, may I ask why this is your favorite line in the game? I am just curious. Thank you.

[@Montra78]

I like it a lot because it’s technically the real first indication of Mumkhar being Metal Face, and that’s my favorite plot twist in the game because I somehow did not see it coming at all and was truly shocked by it. When watching other people play through it, they often recognize that Metal Face might be Mumkhar at this point, and because of that this line always gives me chills.

[@ghostchannel4766]

@Montra Interesting! Thank you so much for the reply. Unfortunately, by the time I got to this part, I had forgotten who Mumkhar was lol. It had been a long time from irl beginning of the game to this point for me, but that makes sense. Again, thank you.

[@Montra78]

@@ghostchannel4766 Np. I try to reply to all my comments.

[@chase6902]

But what does this have to do with shulk?

[@adre2194]

I can't tell of thos is meant to he a shitpost or not

[@terry2308]

But what this have to do with shulk

[@Montra78]

Did you forget, who discovered those ruins? Who happened to be there? Who was the survivor we found? And who brought back that survivor?

[@GuardianAngelEatos]

Why on earth is "That's Dunban over there" on here and just for the meme?! Why do people have to turn such a heart-breaking scene into this? It's ruins the scene and I can't not think of this stupid meme anymore.

[@Montra78]

I never understood it either, but I figured people would ask why it isn’t on here so I put it on the list

[@GuardianAngelEatos]

@@Montra78 Really? People asked why it wasn't on there? That's sad. But hey, it's your list so whatever it's worth I think you should put what you think are the top 10.

[@Montra78]

@@GuardianAngelEatos nobody asked but I assumed that people would’ve if it wasn’t on there

[@GuardianAngelEatos]

@@Montra78 Yes, that's what I figured after your first comment. But if your list is going to be affected by people's opinion, then is it really yours anymore? Doesn't that take out the point? Shouldn't the point be to see what your top ten are not what they would want in the top ten? Nobody can make everyone happy anyway. There will always be someone that will be upset something isn't on someone's top list. It's impossible to please everyone.

[@Plethoria074]

Don’t

[@Montra78]

Don’t what?

[@Plethoria074]

@@Montra78 Forget

[@Montra78]

@@Plethoria074 Me