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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @partymaster2568
    @partymaster2568 Год назад +97

    I can't fucking believe you won that battle against the empire that you accidentally rushed into.
    The lords on your side: "That man has the courage of the gods"
    The enemy lords: "This man and his men have either been touched by insanity or indulged too deeply in their ego. No matter. Their downfall will still be inevitable"
    You: "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!?!? HELLO!!??"

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад +17

      I was lucky, most of their men are farmers

    • @swagdaddy8298
      @swagdaddy8298 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DeBunny00you were lucky, peasant army in this game is just literal canon fodders. Imagine a peasant army identical to 15th century europe, you're screwed 😂

  • @kingjabon
    @kingjabon Год назад +94

    Bro your editing is hilarious, one of the funniest youtubers and he doesnt say a word.

  • @ironscalp484
    @ironscalp484 Год назад +44

    If being a total badass was a sin, then yes, you have indeed sinned immensely

  • @potatony997
    @potatony997 Год назад +8

    "I sure do love my newely founded kingdom and i hope it prospers with peace"
    Every kingdom in the whole continent even though some of them are at the other side of the map: *Declared war on your kingdom*

  • @law_boii
    @law_boii Год назад +32

    Reminds me of when I had to defend Lageta from an Empire siege and no one came to help. We repelled them but was immediately besieged afterwards by the Aserai ( we were in 3 wars and since I joined Vlandia and they had Feudal Inheritance I was stuck with 3 castles and Lageta on the fringe of Vlandian land). We repelled them too, but were dwindling in numbers since we had no time to rebuild and gain troops so it was not favorable, but I was determined to keep Lageta and fought several battles at the wall till it was ~160 vs 600. Then, like divine intervention we made peace and their army disbanded. I was alone in both sieges while the other armies f’ed off in the countryside. THEN came the Sturgians with a force numbering around 500, and I was forced to flee my town and let them take it. I regrouped and formed a sizable army to take back my town, waited for the main host to leave Lageta with only around 100 defenders, and set up camp outside the still broken walls. During my siege, FINALLY the two Vlandian armies at the time showed up to “support” (take over the siege so I can only get a handful of loot) and we retook my town, with Feudal Inheritance insuring I get the town for my clan again. It was a bad season for Lageta, but ever since then my town has stood untouched for around a decade ingame now.
    Let the rest of Calradia know what happens when you march on Lageta

    • @Nodiddyno2
      @Nodiddyno2 Год назад +6

      Yeah lageta seems to always be in some sort of rebellion or seige in my game anyways

    • @law_boii
      @law_boii Год назад +2

      @@Nodiddyno2 thankfully I put an Empire chick in charge so loyalty and prosperity keep going up. When it wasnt mine but still freshly Vlandian it did have one rebellion, but that’s when I became a lord so they gave me the town after I helped put down the rebellion.

    • @stonewalljak3869
      @stonewalljak3869 Год назад +5

      Lmao why is it always Lageta

  • @sleeping_caiju
    @sleeping_caiju Год назад +9

    The Epic of Ray is my new favorite story

  • @charismaticfalcon1725
    @charismaticfalcon1725 Год назад +13

    Bro Casually destroying the infantry line singlehandedly

  • @Sheriff-ev7my
    @Sheriff-ev7my 8 месяцев назад +5

    The disrupting supply lines section with you watching then running as the music started was beautiful. Perfectly edited

  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak Год назад +6

    "Empire strikes back" *I were dead* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Keep going dude, you're badass as hell.. Ray Cease is the King. Hail to the king!

  • @ItzNoticed-_-
    @ItzNoticed-_- Год назад +8

    De bunny posted during the college class it’s a good day td 🥷

    • @Goober_doobers
      @Goober_doobers Год назад +2

      Hell yeah! I JUST did an exam. Had to leave unfilled Fill in the blanks. 😅

    • @ItzNoticed-_-
      @ItzNoticed-_- Год назад

      @@Goober_doobersit’s okay my ethics im just debating

  • @spiceninja3793
    @spiceninja3793 Год назад +15

    been watching the entire series, its such unique way of editing already unique edits, You sir are going to blow up, and i'll be here with you.

    • @ScarTalon
      @ScarTalon 11 месяцев назад

      100% agree

  • @DjSzpaku
    @DjSzpaku 11 месяцев назад +4

    14:07 - Ah a song from the first Witcher game. A man of a culture I see.

  • @nini-tu9gs
    @nini-tu9gs Год назад +6

    you have made me buy the game. So far, being repeatedly captured by bandits has been pretty fun.

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад +2

      welp you gotta start somewhere

  • @rekhviashvililuka1751
    @rekhviashvililuka1751 Год назад +3

    underrated channel right here
    keep up the great work man

  • @Tominator-nd2vl
    @Tominator-nd2vl Год назад +18

    12:22 He lived a happy life on a farm?

    • @ironscalp484
      @ironscalp484 Год назад +6

      Sure he did buddy, he raised so many cute little livestock until he eventually passed away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 68

  • @wolfmensch-productions
    @wolfmensch-productions Год назад +4

    I really love your videos specially the „calm“ Parts. Its good storytelling and just relaxing

  • @xbox_junkie
    @xbox_junkie Год назад +3

    Finally! Somebody who actually shield bashes people XD

  • @corsair5179
    @corsair5179 Год назад +3

    Dude I need to try two handed axes, they wreck apparently, and swing faster too. Good vid my man, keep it up

  • @paintedsmile5282
    @paintedsmile5282 Год назад +2

    That last battle shall forever be known as the Battle of the Flying Horses lol

  • @hellou2786
    @hellou2786 Год назад +1

    Better title for the video: How to SOLO a 600 men empire army.

  • @tieftaucher2965
    @tieftaucher2965 Год назад +1

    „guess what happened to him“ lmao

  • @slav840
    @slav840 Год назад +3

    Nice video as always u are the reason i began to play this game. Thank you

  • @jordantheciviclover6139
    @jordantheciviclover6139 Год назад +1

    Having General shepherd’s line into this from the original MW2 was bone chilling lol

  • @2064_President
    @2064_President Год назад +3

    This dude is entertaining as hell

  • @slq5578
    @slq5578 Год назад +2

    You make good videos, you have great potential.

  • @spymaster3366
    @spymaster3366 Год назад +1

    Your best video yet both epic and funny af

  • @MrDriesvanleeuwen
    @MrDriesvanleeuwen Год назад +1

    Nice opening edit man, you're getting better at this!

  • @gicongames
    @gicongames Год назад +1

    refreshing editing style in bannerlord videos, I like it

  • @yodatheweeb
    @yodatheweeb Год назад +3

    Ah gotta love it. I remember before the beta update, you would literally sit in the siege defense until help arrived, or if you actually killed them all.
    It would be the most annoying back and forth on the planet as every time you win you'd have to again, wait for reinforcements and no one would come. Your health low, your troops lowering again and again. Your companions fainted
    Only to finally be captured and lose it all

  • @Yuriq4
    @Yuriq4 Год назад +3

    Hell yeah! 🎃

  • @TakerPax911
    @TakerPax911 Год назад +1

    God blessed content, thanx

  • @Aleko_01
    @Aleko_01 Год назад +2

    Your edit fucking amazing bro

  • @Holovitser
    @Holovitser Год назад +1

    most underated youtuber fr

  • @yesyoucanchange6065
    @yesyoucanchange6065 Год назад +1

    Be careful not to get caught I had an angry sturgian widow march on my town with over 1000 men and it ended in my beheading.

  • @Azreal20
    @Azreal20 Год назад +1

    A Sturgian in Aserai lands....must've been a strange sight. (both ways)
    Also:
    Did you see those Aserai warriors? They got curved swords....CURVED SWORDS!
    ...wait wrong game...

  • @Miithrandir
    @Miithrandir 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love your axe bro...

  • @JFerg12
    @JFerg12 Год назад +1

    Another banger as always

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant Год назад +2

    Lmao to rushing in to attack the enemy waiting for y'all to finish your siege

  • @jaivalshukla9538
    @jaivalshukla9538 11 месяцев назад

    the audio in the beginning reminded me of vikings for some reason

  • @DmytroBogdan
    @DmytroBogdan 11 месяцев назад +1

    10:00 in that battle you fought like Sauron in LotR intro

  • @Dengoru
    @Dengoru 10 месяцев назад +1

    the wacky horse physics tho XD

  • @Magmario865
    @Magmario865 Год назад +1

    Music from Wither 1!!!

  • @AmourMatthysen
    @AmourMatthysen Год назад +1

    Same thing happened to me why does it seem like the enemy can be twice as far from each other to help each other.

  • @gerhardheninger
    @gerhardheninger Год назад +1

    1:32 "Yeet" 😂

  • @B0neTV
    @B0neTV Год назад +1

    This game is perfect for this 😆

  • @ThatGuyDazed
    @ThatGuyDazed Год назад +2

    Not sure if you're gonna read this bun but i need a bit of help with an issue. I recently captured two battians cities and won a castle in the a war and i appear to be doing good but as soon as i lauch my kingdom everyone under the sun and moon rushes me down, Any advice on how to more openly try to avoid all out wars and try and balance out it so i'm not being railed? (This is campaign mode btw) If you have any advice please reply. P.S you videos actually got me into Mount and Warband so thank you for showing off how fun the game can be!

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      Bannerlord Ai sucks, war is inevitable, if you want your castle to be prosperous make sure its in deep ally territory, if its in the front lines it bcomes a target and you'll end up defending that castle more than exploring the map, you have the option to give it to the kingdom and a random lord will take it, whats your campaign progress btw? Did you join a kingdom or you're going independent?

    • @ThatGuyDazed
      @ThatGuyDazed Год назад

      I am fully idenpendent from every faction but trying to align towards the sturgians as the infantry is amazing; currently i have two cities that our basically in the center of the map so every basically wants a piece of me.

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      @@ThatGuyDazed first play through? if you're doing campaign and not sandbox, I got bad news for you, at a later part of the campaign you'll be forced to travel around the map forcing you to leave your precious castle, and taxes dont forget about taxes

    • @treyfolkmen7942
      @treyfolkmen7942 Год назад

      Have your army stationed in captured city until your militia hit 300-400+ units. Your stationed troops must not be lower than surrounding cities at least. AI will always declare war if it sees poorly guarded castle or city.

  • @tobiaswiest
    @tobiaswiest 11 месяцев назад +1

    Those cleaves were juicy

  • @hyuseamv8424
    @hyuseamv8424 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro what soundtrack do you use for your videos.. the music slaps

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  8 месяцев назад +1

      Check description

    • @hyuseamv8424
      @hyuseamv8424 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@DeBunny00 Arigato sensei.. keep posting bannerlord content.. I love it 💓

  • @m.m2683
    @m.m2683 Год назад +1

    Good

  • @Thekillzone64
    @Thekillzone64 Год назад +1

    Great vid 👍. What's the name of the soundtrack that starts around the first minute?

  • @vaclavlukavec3809
    @vaclavlukavec3809 Год назад +1

    yes finally !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gurl5496
    @gurl5496 Год назад +1

    vlandia war next? bruh you're about to lose your sanity good luck 💀

  • @Fordemy
    @Fordemy Год назад

    me encanta

  • @bernardlapcik7642
    @bernardlapcik7642 Год назад +1

    Chill out its average sturgia playthrougg

  • @Luke-jg2cp
    @Luke-jg2cp 11 месяцев назад

    What axe is that? It looks awsome

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  11 месяцев назад

      Avalanche, given by the king of sturgians

  • @Looskidify
    @Looskidify Год назад +1

    Vanilla bannerlord is crazy when you’ve been on rbm and other combat /troop mods for so long. My horse would have been piked and me thrown off of it 10 minutes ago trying to charge solo in there like that

  • @hoyongjie9602
    @hoyongjie9602 5 месяцев назад

    Hi, May i know what mod did you install ?

  • @borisyen6300
    @borisyen6300 4 месяца назад

    5:06 bro is litterally grass cutter

  • @epic6501
    @epic6501 Год назад +1

    why are you so comedic.

  • @itzpatrick2450
    @itzpatrick2450 10 месяцев назад

    what characters perks do you have to make him so beefy ??

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  10 месяцев назад

      Vigor and character costumization

  • @gavinlucas7030
    @gavinlucas7030 Год назад +1

    what are your difficulty settings lol

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      Im going ironman mode, so i cant cheat by going back to a save file if i fucked up, therefore every choice counts, ai combat is in veteran and seems to be balanced, player recieved damage is normal

    • @rickybobby3790
      @rickybobby3790 Год назад +1

      @@DeBunny00 yo man really enjoy the videos. crazy that youre playing on ironman mode especially when funny things like that accidental 600 vs 200 against the empire happen

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      yup, every choice has a consequence @@rickybobby3790

  • @TheDevilLance
    @TheDevilLance Год назад

    Anyone know what two handed axe they’re using?

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад +1

      "Avalanche" given by the sturgian king

    • @TheDevilLance
      @TheDevilLance Год назад +1

      @@DeBunny00gotcha thanks

  • @vejolta
    @vejolta Год назад

    "my sin"
    f1 + f3
    dont worry. we all do it even tho it's a sin.

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      nahhhhh, not on this play through

  • @d.d.d.marzex6765
    @d.d.d.marzex6765 Год назад +2

    First ❤

  • @duckmiru_quack
    @duckmiru_quack Год назад +1

    And no one thanked you I guess

  • @niebieskikocur2490
    @niebieskikocur2490 Год назад

    your pc?

    • @DeBunny00
      @DeBunny00  Год назад

      Running on a decent set up at least

  • @eysrakme2724
    @eysrakme2724 Год назад +1

    The best