I can't fucking believe you won that battle against the empire that you accidentally rushed into. The lords on your side: "That man has the courage of the gods" The enemy lords: "This man and his men have either been touched by insanity or indulged too deeply in their ego. No matter. Their downfall will still be inevitable" You: "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!?!? HELLO!!??"
@@DeBunny00you were lucky, peasant army in this game is just literal canon fodders. Imagine a peasant army identical to 15th century europe, you're screwed 😂
"I sure do love my newely founded kingdom and i hope it prospers with peace" Every kingdom in the whole continent even though some of them are at the other side of the map: *Declared war on your kingdom*
Reminds me of when I had to defend Lageta from an Empire siege and no one came to help. We repelled them but was immediately besieged afterwards by the Aserai ( we were in 3 wars and since I joined Vlandia and they had Feudal Inheritance I was stuck with 3 castles and Lageta on the fringe of Vlandian land). We repelled them too, but were dwindling in numbers since we had no time to rebuild and gain troops so it was not favorable, but I was determined to keep Lageta and fought several battles at the wall till it was ~160 vs 600. Then, like divine intervention we made peace and their army disbanded. I was alone in both sieges while the other armies f’ed off in the countryside. THEN came the Sturgians with a force numbering around 500, and I was forced to flee my town and let them take it. I regrouped and formed a sizable army to take back my town, waited for the main host to leave Lageta with only around 100 defenders, and set up camp outside the still broken walls. During my siege, FINALLY the two Vlandian armies at the time showed up to “support” (take over the siege so I can only get a handful of loot) and we retook my town, with Feudal Inheritance insuring I get the town for my clan again. It was a bad season for Lageta, but ever since then my town has stood untouched for around a decade ingame now. Let the rest of Calradia know what happens when you march on Lageta
@@Nodiddyno2 thankfully I put an Empire chick in charge so loyalty and prosperity keep going up. When it wasnt mine but still freshly Vlandian it did have one rebellion, but that’s when I became a lord so they gave me the town after I helped put down the rebellion.
Ah gotta love it. I remember before the beta update, you would literally sit in the siege defense until help arrived, or if you actually killed them all. It would be the most annoying back and forth on the planet as every time you win you'd have to again, wait for reinforcements and no one would come. Your health low, your troops lowering again and again. Your companions fainted Only to finally be captured and lose it all
A Sturgian in Aserai lands....must've been a strange sight. (both ways) Also: Did you see those Aserai warriors? They got curved swords....CURVED SWORDS! ...wait wrong game...
Not sure if you're gonna read this bun but i need a bit of help with an issue. I recently captured two battians cities and won a castle in the a war and i appear to be doing good but as soon as i lauch my kingdom everyone under the sun and moon rushes me down, Any advice on how to more openly try to avoid all out wars and try and balance out it so i'm not being railed? (This is campaign mode btw) If you have any advice please reply. P.S you videos actually got me into Mount and Warband so thank you for showing off how fun the game can be!
Bannerlord Ai sucks, war is inevitable, if you want your castle to be prosperous make sure its in deep ally territory, if its in the front lines it bcomes a target and you'll end up defending that castle more than exploring the map, you have the option to give it to the kingdom and a random lord will take it, whats your campaign progress btw? Did you join a kingdom or you're going independent?
I am fully idenpendent from every faction but trying to align towards the sturgians as the infantry is amazing; currently i have two cities that our basically in the center of the map so every basically wants a piece of me.
@@ThatGuyDazed first play through? if you're doing campaign and not sandbox, I got bad news for you, at a later part of the campaign you'll be forced to travel around the map forcing you to leave your precious castle, and taxes dont forget about taxes
Have your army stationed in captured city until your militia hit 300-400+ units. Your stationed troops must not be lower than surrounding cities at least. AI will always declare war if it sees poorly guarded castle or city.
Vanilla bannerlord is crazy when you’ve been on rbm and other combat /troop mods for so long. My horse would have been piked and me thrown off of it 10 minutes ago trying to charge solo in there like that
Im going ironman mode, so i cant cheat by going back to a save file if i fucked up, therefore every choice counts, ai combat is in veteran and seems to be balanced, player recieved damage is normal
@@DeBunny00 yo man really enjoy the videos. crazy that youre playing on ironman mode especially when funny things like that accidental 600 vs 200 against the empire happen
I can't fucking believe you won that battle against the empire that you accidentally rushed into.
The lords on your side: "That man has the courage of the gods"
The enemy lords: "This man and his men have either been touched by insanity or indulged too deeply in their ego. No matter. Their downfall will still be inevitable"
You: "WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!?!? HELLO!!??"
I was lucky, most of their men are farmers
@@DeBunny00you were lucky, peasant army in this game is just literal canon fodders. Imagine a peasant army identical to 15th century europe, you're screwed 😂
Bro your editing is hilarious, one of the funniest youtubers and he doesnt say a word.
Or she
Who knows
@@kingjabon😂 lets be real
@@FriendlyPolishGamer wym?
@@kingjabonthe mysognist in me says a woman is not capable of making mount and blade content this good
If being a total badass was a sin, then yes, you have indeed sinned immensely
"I sure do love my newely founded kingdom and i hope it prospers with peace"
Every kingdom in the whole continent even though some of them are at the other side of the map: *Declared war on your kingdom*
Reminds me of when I had to defend Lageta from an Empire siege and no one came to help. We repelled them but was immediately besieged afterwards by the Aserai ( we were in 3 wars and since I joined Vlandia and they had Feudal Inheritance I was stuck with 3 castles and Lageta on the fringe of Vlandian land). We repelled them too, but were dwindling in numbers since we had no time to rebuild and gain troops so it was not favorable, but I was determined to keep Lageta and fought several battles at the wall till it was ~160 vs 600. Then, like divine intervention we made peace and their army disbanded. I was alone in both sieges while the other armies f’ed off in the countryside. THEN came the Sturgians with a force numbering around 500, and I was forced to flee my town and let them take it. I regrouped and formed a sizable army to take back my town, waited for the main host to leave Lageta with only around 100 defenders, and set up camp outside the still broken walls. During my siege, FINALLY the two Vlandian armies at the time showed up to “support” (take over the siege so I can only get a handful of loot) and we retook my town, with Feudal Inheritance insuring I get the town for my clan again. It was a bad season for Lageta, but ever since then my town has stood untouched for around a decade ingame now.
Let the rest of Calradia know what happens when you march on Lageta
Yeah lageta seems to always be in some sort of rebellion or seige in my game anyways
@@Nodiddyno2 thankfully I put an Empire chick in charge so loyalty and prosperity keep going up. When it wasnt mine but still freshly Vlandian it did have one rebellion, but that’s when I became a lord so they gave me the town after I helped put down the rebellion.
Lmao why is it always Lageta
The Epic of Ray is my new favorite story
Bro Casually destroying the infantry line singlehandedly
The disrupting supply lines section with you watching then running as the music started was beautiful. Perfectly edited
"Empire strikes back" *I were dead* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Keep going dude, you're badass as hell.. Ray Cease is the King. Hail to the king!
De bunny posted during the college class it’s a good day td 🥷
Hell yeah! I JUST did an exam. Had to leave unfilled Fill in the blanks. 😅
@@Goober_doobersit’s okay my ethics im just debating
been watching the entire series, its such unique way of editing already unique edits, You sir are going to blow up, and i'll be here with you.
100% agree
14:07 - Ah a song from the first Witcher game. A man of a culture I see.
you have made me buy the game. So far, being repeatedly captured by bandits has been pretty fun.
welp you gotta start somewhere
underrated channel right here
keep up the great work man
12:22 He lived a happy life on a farm?
Sure he did buddy, he raised so many cute little livestock until he eventually passed away peacefully in his sleep at the age of 68
I really love your videos specially the „calm“ Parts. Its good storytelling and just relaxing
Finally! Somebody who actually shield bashes people XD
Dude I need to try two handed axes, they wreck apparently, and swing faster too. Good vid my man, keep it up
That last battle shall forever be known as the Battle of the Flying Horses lol
Better title for the video: How to SOLO a 600 men empire army.
„guess what happened to him“ lmao
Nice video as always u are the reason i began to play this game. Thank you
Having General shepherd’s line into this from the original MW2 was bone chilling lol
This dude is entertaining as hell
You make good videos, you have great potential.
Your best video yet both epic and funny af
Nice opening edit man, you're getting better at this!
refreshing editing style in bannerlord videos, I like it
Ah gotta love it. I remember before the beta update, you would literally sit in the siege defense until help arrived, or if you actually killed them all.
It would be the most annoying back and forth on the planet as every time you win you'd have to again, wait for reinforcements and no one would come. Your health low, your troops lowering again and again. Your companions fainted
Only to finally be captured and lose it all
Hell yeah! 🎃
God blessed content, thanx
Your edit fucking amazing bro
most underated youtuber fr
Be careful not to get caught I had an angry sturgian widow march on my town with over 1000 men and it ended in my beheading.
A Sturgian in Aserai lands....must've been a strange sight. (both ways)
Also:
Did you see those Aserai warriors? They got curved swords....CURVED SWORDS!
...wait wrong game...
i love your axe bro...
Another banger as always
Lmao to rushing in to attack the enemy waiting for y'all to finish your siege
the audio in the beginning reminded me of vikings for some reason
10:00 in that battle you fought like Sauron in LotR intro
the wacky horse physics tho XD
Music from Wither 1!!!
Same thing happened to me why does it seem like the enemy can be twice as far from each other to help each other.
1:32 "Yeet" 😂
This game is perfect for this 😆
Not sure if you're gonna read this bun but i need a bit of help with an issue. I recently captured two battians cities and won a castle in the a war and i appear to be doing good but as soon as i lauch my kingdom everyone under the sun and moon rushes me down, Any advice on how to more openly try to avoid all out wars and try and balance out it so i'm not being railed? (This is campaign mode btw) If you have any advice please reply. P.S you videos actually got me into Mount and Warband so thank you for showing off how fun the game can be!
Bannerlord Ai sucks, war is inevitable, if you want your castle to be prosperous make sure its in deep ally territory, if its in the front lines it bcomes a target and you'll end up defending that castle more than exploring the map, you have the option to give it to the kingdom and a random lord will take it, whats your campaign progress btw? Did you join a kingdom or you're going independent?
I am fully idenpendent from every faction but trying to align towards the sturgians as the infantry is amazing; currently i have two cities that our basically in the center of the map so every basically wants a piece of me.
@@ThatGuyDazed first play through? if you're doing campaign and not sandbox, I got bad news for you, at a later part of the campaign you'll be forced to travel around the map forcing you to leave your precious castle, and taxes dont forget about taxes
Have your army stationed in captured city until your militia hit 300-400+ units. Your stationed troops must not be lower than surrounding cities at least. AI will always declare war if it sees poorly guarded castle or city.
Those cleaves were juicy
Bro what soundtrack do you use for your videos.. the music slaps
Check description
@@DeBunny00 Arigato sensei.. keep posting bannerlord content.. I love it 💓
Good
Great vid 👍. What's the name of the soundtrack that starts around the first minute?
In the description bruv
@@DeBunny00bruh moment
yes finally !!!!!!!!!!!!
vlandia war next? bruh you're about to lose your sanity good luck 💀
me encanta
Chill out its average sturgia playthrougg
What axe is that? It looks awsome
Avalanche, given by the king of sturgians
Vanilla bannerlord is crazy when you’ve been on rbm and other combat /troop mods for so long. My horse would have been piked and me thrown off of it 10 minutes ago trying to charge solo in there like that
Hi, May i know what mod did you install ?
5:06 bro is litterally grass cutter
why are you so comedic.
what characters perks do you have to make him so beefy ??
Vigor and character costumization
what are your difficulty settings lol
Im going ironman mode, so i cant cheat by going back to a save file if i fucked up, therefore every choice counts, ai combat is in veteran and seems to be balanced, player recieved damage is normal
@@DeBunny00 yo man really enjoy the videos. crazy that youre playing on ironman mode especially when funny things like that accidental 600 vs 200 against the empire happen
yup, every choice has a consequence @@rickybobby3790
Anyone know what two handed axe they’re using?
"Avalanche" given by the sturgian king
@@DeBunny00gotcha thanks
"my sin"
f1 + f3
dont worry. we all do it even tho it's a sin.
nahhhhh, not on this play through
First ❤
And no one thanked you I guess
your pc?
Running on a decent set up at least
The best