MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA (Honest Game Trailers)

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    Once you've experienced the massive sci-fi opera known as the Mass Effect trilogy, get ready to return to the series with a fresh entry - that feels less like a full sequel, and more like straight to DVD. It's MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA!
    Honest Game Trailers: Mass Effect Andromeda
    Executive Producers: Matt Raub and Spencer Gilbert
    Episode Written by: Andrew Bird, Max Song, Spencer Gilbert and Matt Raub
    Edited by: Max Song
    Voiceover Narration by Jon:
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @fandomgames
    @fandomgames  5 лет назад +44

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    • @froggekun
      @froggekun 5 лет назад

      Do Five Nights at Freddy's VR!

    • @kjohansen4088
      @kjohansen4088 5 лет назад +1

      I’m so happy. I thought your videos were gone and I got depressed

    • @samarthagnihotri2633
      @samarthagnihotri2633 5 лет назад

      Do rainbow six siege or I fuze you

    • @matios83
      @matios83 4 года назад

      Elder scrolls online.... Must be done please!!!

    • @alanjurena2678
      @alanjurena2678 4 года назад

      Please do Dragon Age!

  • @Anivasion
    @Anivasion 7 лет назад +707

    Straight to DVD is the ultimate way to describe this game

    • @stitchedbyiron
      @stitchedbyiron 5 лет назад +15

      DC animated movies are a better experience.

    • @cornyhole
      @cornyhole 4 года назад +3

      Game not bad and I think if they make a sequel it would be amazing....just has a lot of potential

    • @wanrazul
      @wanrazul 4 года назад +4

      @@cornyhole The trailer says it...no sense of purpose, 2 dimensional characters...etc 1:26. EA wanted to play it safe and not be as edgy as the original Trilogy....esp these days where people can get offended over anything.

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone Год назад

      @@cornyhole Nah. It's utter garbage

  • @feyefall4855
    @feyefall4855 7 лет назад +1324

    A Dragon Age Honest trailer would be neat.

    • @ajcrowley5735
      @ajcrowley5735 7 лет назад +39

      All three instalments !!

    • @nextquestion3773
      @nextquestion3773 7 лет назад +12

      Make it happen!

    • @RekttalofBlades
      @RekttalofBlades 7 лет назад +25

      Autumn Carter I've been asking for a year

    • @AlphaZeroX96
      @AlphaZeroX96 7 лет назад +1

      No...

    • @diarrheadisastr2114
      @diarrheadisastr2114 7 лет назад +29

      Autumn Carter Goddammit Honest Game Trailers, nobody cares about ARMS or whatever, make Dragon Age already! And please say "I make enchantments" in the voice of Sandal.

  • @Decarabian_Star_
    @Decarabian_Star_ 7 лет назад +2001

    Mass Defect

    • @dive_bomb3r
      @dive_bomb3r 7 лет назад +91

      Down Syndromeda.

    • @Sofuretu
      @Sofuretu 7 лет назад +49

      Mass Effect: Androbeta.

    • @akumaouja4062
      @akumaouja4062 7 лет назад +48

      Mass Effect: "We didn't give a fuck"Edition.

    • @crimsonlanceman7882
      @crimsonlanceman7882 7 лет назад +1

      rip kitty

    • @marcel7922
      @marcel7922 7 лет назад

      Fond memories of a great man (RIP): ruclips.net/video/V46KYxFav24/видео.html

  • @uhobme2028
    @uhobme2028 7 лет назад +298

    I've just noticed that ME2 is the only Mass Effect that hasn't been plagued by some form of Controversy (that I know of).

    • @sciohermetikum3902
      @sciohermetikum3902 7 лет назад +30

      Basketball Man...Elevators

    • @alfiepaxton6521
      @alfiepaxton6521 7 лет назад +48

      Elevators and romance scenes was ME1 dude.

    • @Dracomancili
      @Dracomancili 7 лет назад +6

      Basketball Man I think people got tired of them after a while

    • @tycepickett1238
      @tycepickett1238 7 лет назад +64

      The elevators were ridiculously slow and made going anywhere that used them a pain in the ass. Garrus and tali joke about how crap citadel elevators are in M.E. 2

    • @dukes1993724
      @dukes1993724 7 лет назад +8

      Olaf Benjamin Mako was awful in ME1 too

  • @Brasc
    @Brasc 7 лет назад +278

    Line from early in the game, "Why are the rocks floating?" "Just go with it!" Speaks to where the Mass Effect series has gone, from technology based on cutting edge science in ME1, to a line like that in ME:A. Not to mention the dialogue is cringe worthy. See a building with some massive flame vortex on top? Ryder says, "It's not a hotel." See some weird floating robot? Ryder says, "It's a flying thing." I'll stop now, My Face is Tired from... Everything. And yes, that last one was also a line from the game.

    • @davidkyo1985
      @davidkyo1985 7 лет назад +23

      Well, to be fair, ME has always been much closer to science fantasy than science fiction, especially as the series progressed onwards. But otherwise I agree, the previous games, while they did have really questionable writing at certain parts, never actually made me cringe as hard as basically any random scene from this piece of crap does.

    • @holty1234567890
      @holty1234567890 7 лет назад +18

      If you don't want Ryder to say jokey casual shit - Then DONT PICK THE CASUAL OPTIONS.
      You choices effect Ryders personality. If you want them to more straight faced instead of casual/jokey - Then pick the damn professional/logical options not casual.

    • @tycepickett1238
      @tycepickett1238 7 лет назад

      I always thought male sheperd sounded like a bland cocky asshole that was phoning his lines in, where as fem shep did a good job, I feel the same for the ryder twins. And I played as a Sarcastic smartass ryder. There were a few really bad lines here and there but for the most part I thought she was good...Addison was fucking terrible though, acts like a bitch then apologizes with "my face is tired "? The fuck ?

    • @joaocbcneto
      @joaocbcneto 7 лет назад +7

      ponday16 so essentially the same deal as maleshep in the original trilogy where he uses the same f#cking voice tone for everything.

    • @godofawesum223
      @godofawesum223 7 лет назад +17

      maleshep had one thing going for him at least, he didn't sound like a frat boy in his sophomore year of college.

  • @saberlamb7885
    @saberlamb7885 7 лет назад +503

    Say: Godzilla is approaching the generator!!

    • @TwistedTeaRex
      @TwistedTeaRex 7 лет назад +3

      saber lamb I second that.

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 7 лет назад +41

      The generator is losing power! xD

    • @JHan-kv8ok
      @JHan-kv8ok 7 лет назад +19

      He's a man not a god! Sample obtained.

    • @xxvaltielxx1789
      @xxvaltielxx1789 7 лет назад +3

      J. Han Jajajaja too much angryjoe xD

    • @RipanDutta1992
      @RipanDutta1992 7 лет назад +13

      yeah,I miss those good lod Joe videos
      btw he already said it

  • @Bourega
    @Bourega 7 лет назад +1030

    im 70 hours into it, this vid is 100% fair

    • @seibervideo
      @seibervideo 7 лет назад +50

      Same. I like the game, but man the glitches etc. And the story is certainly lacking. Other issues I noticed: they use Alliance Shuttles in some areas as "Angaran Shuttles", including the interior shot for one of them where the exterior was an Angaran Shuttle... The QA on this game was severely lacking.

    • @zachschultz1638
      @zachschultz1638 7 лет назад +17

      Game is good just not good enough

    • @MsterJamesJT
      @MsterJamesJT 7 лет назад +19

      Personally Ive had next to no glitches and I still give it a solid 8. Not trilogy level good but still good to play!

    • @brandonmccurry7129
      @brandonmccurry7129 7 лет назад +4

      Tanner McTaggart i dont believe you , no glitches , ? im 60 hrs in , and its been. just wow , every 30 mins or soo , nothing game breaking tho

    • @tuffybaxton6162
      @tuffybaxton6162 7 лет назад

      Tom Bourega when does your sister/brother wake up?

  • @joekerr1607
    @joekerr1607 5 лет назад +325

    "Glitchiest AAA title since AC Unity..."
    We interrupt this trailer with a word from gamers on the dangers of underestimating Bethesda and fallout 76 🤣

    • @mattgallant419
      @mattgallant419 4 года назад +1

      Disliked one fallout 76 ain't even a triple a game tbh. And two it's an easy target to pick on like ea 🙄

    • @joes2133
      @joes2133 3 года назад +4

      @@mattgallant419 how is fallout 76 not triple A? i dont think bethesda qualifies as an indie studio

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 3 года назад +2

      Didn’t it come out way after mass effect andromeda?

  • @jesuszamora6949
    @jesuszamora6949 7 лет назад +429

    And thus, BioWare joins all the other studios EA has ruined. Goes to show what happens when you take the devil's deal.

    • @luketitusmandrake8518
      @luketitusmandrake8518 7 лет назад +12

      Dead space 2 and 3 were both great. I don't think it's necessarily EA, although maybe they did rush Bioware with this one. Still though, 5 years and they crap out a visually displeasing, poorly written, less fun ball of mediocrity? The characters aren't cool or particularly interesting, the villains aren't menacing, the combat is less satisfying, and it's not just that the graphics are bad. All the ambience cleverly woven into the trilogy is missing, the lighting, the crappy excuse for a renagade/paragon system. That sound is good, that's the only nice thing I can say about it. Mass Defect SJW edition. Making the galaxy suck.

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 7 лет назад +10

      Luke Matcham Dead Space 3 was a huge disappointment. So much less horror, which was upsetting after the amazing Dead Space 2. Give EA enough time, and the corporate meddling will set in. Remember Dragon Age 2.

    • @BloodyDIMISIS55
      @BloodyDIMISIS55 7 лет назад +28

      tsstevens thats the point. you make the deal and you make a good game or 2 then boom the devil wants your soul and milks it to death until your company is expended and thrown away.

    • @scytheseven9173
      @scytheseven9173 7 лет назад +3

      This was BioWare Montreal's game, like Borderlands: the Pre-Sequel was 2K Australia's (last) game. All the BioWare parts were cut out for some reason.

    • @spudrow2004
      @spudrow2004 6 лет назад +6

      while i don't think they ruined bioware (yet) they've definitely suffered from EA's greedy bullshit (forced release dates, obviously rushed/unfinished production, trying to make AAA titles with budget cuts, ect) I think Andromeda would've done alot better if they had a longer production time and a better budget. I remember seeing somewhere that they had alot less money to work with than the rest of the ME series. Personally i wish they would cut the cord and go back to being an independent studio.

  • @bluer.e.d331
    @bluer.e.d331 7 лет назад +432

    Every human in the game has they're eyes all the way open at all times. Maybe lower the eyelids slightly?

    • @EpicMrbilly
      @EpicMrbilly 7 лет назад +57

      +Ian Bailey It wouldn't fix the faces entirely, but they'd look a lot less like they sold their soul to the devil.

    • @planetwisconsin9901
      @planetwisconsin9901 7 лет назад +4

      A patch to fix the eyes. Now they are all going to be closed! Too late.

    • @Redtecho
      @Redtecho 7 лет назад +9

      Everyone on the internet does not know the difference between their and they're.

    • @TMMarquez
      @TMMarquez 7 лет назад +29

      Thats what happens on animations, if you screw up the eyes you screw up the entire face

    • @Adam-ps4nq
      @Adam-ps4nq 7 лет назад

      their*

  • @KeeperOfPoops
    @KeeperOfPoops 7 лет назад +88

    £5 bets that he won't say: "I always kick my semesters of with a Yang!"

    • @widowmaker5544
      @widowmaker5544 7 лет назад +2

      You're on!

    • @SilverHwk7
      @SilverHwk7 7 лет назад +5

      So many lines...
      "I'm queen of the cas-tle! I'm queen of the cas-tle!"
      Or "Justice will be swift, justice will be painful. It will be...DELICIOUS!!!!"

    • @NayfaJoinsMinecraft
      @NayfaJoinsMinecraft 7 лет назад +3

      HOLD. MY. PUNCH.
      *Ruby drinks Jaune's punch**
      Me: RUBY, HOLD IT, DON'T DRINK IT!

    • @KeeperOfPoops
      @KeeperOfPoops 7 лет назад

      you should say that in the next episode and you might get mentioned, i'll upvote you to make sure

    • @widowmaker5544
      @widowmaker5544 7 лет назад

      you were right! but we best watch the next episodes!

  • @aubreykosch4227
    @aubreykosch4227 7 лет назад +85

    what if the humans in Andromeda aren't humans......THEY'RE SENTIENT MANIKIN PEOPLE!!!!!! Bailey was right!!!!

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 6 лет назад +8

      That would explain a lot. They look like they're made of fucking plastic.

  • @Karleetoh
    @Karleetoh 7 лет назад +92

    0:20 the hell's wrong with her expression?

    • @fluffy-hellhound
      @fluffy-hellhound 7 лет назад +21

      She is sickened, but curious.

    • @Karleetoh
      @Karleetoh 7 лет назад +29

      Fluffy Hellhound looks more like shes holding a shit until she finds a bathroom.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 7 лет назад +18

      She realized she crapped her armor and it will take an hour to remove it and another hour to clean it.

    • @H3rmit_
      @H3rmit_ 7 лет назад +24

      welcome to mass effect andromeda facial animations, only the best animations because this is an AAA game

    • @fluffy-hellhound
      @fluffy-hellhound 7 лет назад +7

      +Poisonblade
      She realized she crapped herself, but she's a strong independent woman so she can suck it up. Then she sucked it back up.

  • @CornishMoose
    @CornishMoose 7 лет назад +234

    Can't believe you made an honest trailer of a game which has blewbs and you didn't say blewbs! I feel cheated lol

  • @biobeckerrr
    @biobeckerrr 7 лет назад +196

    DRAGON AGE SERIES, PLEASE!!!!!! :D

  • @FoxyGamerS2
    @FoxyGamerS2 7 лет назад +853

    No Man Sky: Andromeda

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 7 лет назад +56

    Alien beeeewbs. Aaaaah!!!

  • @enokia1718
    @enokia1718 7 лет назад +323

    Nier:Automata! The series could use some more attention!

    • @protoi703
      @protoi703 7 лет назад +4

      A lost Vagabond Yes he must! That game is awesome.

    • @saadwaheed465
      @saadwaheed465 7 лет назад +1

      nah fuck ps4 and it's exclusives

    • @hassanalbolkiah127
      @hassanalbolkiah127 7 лет назад

      It's not exclusive, it's on PC and Xbox too

    • @grimswipe6280
      @grimswipe6280 7 лет назад +2

      Saad Waheed I sense jealousy here :3

    • @dmbdamn5599
      @dmbdamn5599 7 лет назад +2

      Bill Wilson it's only on ps4 and pc

  • @SlevinCCX
    @SlevinCCX 7 лет назад +5

    I literally decided to give up on side quest and focus only on the main story 10 minutes before watching this. They are on point.

  • @erindani6284
    @erindani6284 7 лет назад +167

    So...when will you do the Dragon Age series?

  • @kathirtahasin4452
    @kathirtahasin4452 7 лет назад +38

    Remind me again why we complained so much about ME3...

    • @pinochetgeffrard1858
      @pinochetgeffrard1858 7 лет назад

      well me3 was straight up trash in my opinion but most people just bitched about the ending.

    • @Kevin_Roche
      @Kevin_Roche 7 лет назад +7

      They built up a near-perfect trilogy to have an ultimate conclusion that had nothing to do with the story you were following for the pas 100 hours. That's why it was so bad...

    • @kathirtahasin4452
      @kathirtahasin4452 7 лет назад +2

      Well compared to that this is almost entirely crap so I think a lousy 5min ending doesn't really matter

  • @sproutboy2853
    @sproutboy2853 7 лет назад +206

    Now do a trailer for the dragon age series please.

  • @ShyamVasudev
    @ShyamVasudev 7 лет назад +8

    Lets take a moment and remember how badass Garrus was.

  • @awashington8447
    @awashington8447 7 лет назад +13

    "feels less like an actual sequel and more like straight to DVD" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashenrock2114
    @ashenrock2114 7 лет назад +189

    Can you guys do any devil may cry game?

  • @aeureus
    @aeureus 5 лет назад +5

    Being honest, the game was actually quite fun. Grest graphics, R&D, funny and lovely team mates, and a good story. I had no bugs in my game :)
    Only bad thing I guess is that there is so much content that it's hard to repeat the game from start.

  • @borederlands5387
    @borederlands5387 7 лет назад +153

    I thought you were just going to call it "no man's sky" at the end

    • @firehedgehog1446
      @firehedgehog1446 7 лет назад +5

      No Man's Sky was a pile of broken promises, and this game WAS ACTUALLY GOOD!

    • @realblush
      @realblush 7 лет назад +11

      Same xD Well, No Man's Sky somehow managed to have less glitches than this ;D

    • @firehedgehog1446
      @firehedgehog1446 7 лет назад +2

      I encountered litterally none of these glitches when I was playing, course I was playing on the PC version which may have something to do with it

    • @TheRealSpicySucc
      @TheRealSpicySucc 7 лет назад +2

      Realblush i mean there was nothing ever there for to be glitches. cough *content* cough

    • @firehedgehog1446
      @firehedgehog1446 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah cause Andromeda actually has content you know

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 7 лет назад +50

    "The thristiest human in the galaxy." XD

  • @maverickhannoun6658
    @maverickhannoun6658 7 лет назад +106

    Nyx assasin xD

    • @HolyRamanRajya
      @HolyRamanRajya 7 лет назад +15

      Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx

    • @josephapfelbeck6781
      @josephapfelbeck6781 7 лет назад

      glad i wasnt the only one who saw that XD

    • @hmzh94
      @hmzh94 7 лет назад +1

      How does it relate to nyx dota? i dont understand

    • @pierrotthefool9292
      @pierrotthefool9292 7 лет назад +2

      +Hamzah Razali her mouth looks like nyx assassin in dota

    • @tripsr4kids420
      @tripsr4kids420 7 лет назад

      dota died with warcraft3. Nerubian Assassin

  • @netimarneto6473
    @netimarneto6473 7 лет назад +3

    Link Bowser has kidnapped the Princess again and you must defeat all metroids and become the Pokémon master? shut up and take my money!

  • @WatchMan283
    @WatchMan283 7 лет назад +15

    In my 76 hours of playing this game Ive only encountered like 2-3 big bugs like mannequin lexi and and Morda not moving in a cutscene. As well the small things here and there like enemies floating in the distant, but those never really bother me. I've never encountered anything game breaking thankfully. I honestly love this game.

  • @sir.preciliano4739
    @sir.preciliano4739 7 лет назад +11

    as much as I enjoy mass effect andromeda, I still found this to be hilarious and rather true.

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 7 лет назад +52

    Dat that alien bewb at 3:58 tho.....Looks more ripped than MaleShepard

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 7 лет назад +17

      Doesn't matter cuz "you've got an orifice or two, so I'm good. To. Go!!

    • @staletapwater163
      @staletapwater163 7 лет назад +3

      Kronos what are you saying, shepards pecs are spot on

  • @SimonMetin
    @SimonMetin 7 лет назад +157

    Please do Runescape!

    • @nickn9040
      @nickn9040 7 лет назад +6

      Oh God....Yes.

    • @SimonMetin
      @SimonMetin 7 лет назад +1

      I haven't played it in 10 years. But it is still begging for an honest trailer!!

  • @TheArmyman49
    @TheArmyman49 7 лет назад +94

    DO CONKER LIVE AND RELOADED!!

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 5 лет назад +9

    Half-Assed Effect: Andromediocre

  • @princeapoopoo5787
    @princeapoopoo5787 7 лет назад +17

    C'mon now, y'all gotta do a dragon age trailer pls

  • @writingref
    @writingref 7 лет назад +4

    I feel like people who play hours and hours of video games are getting spoiled. I am loving this game.

  • @shadowboxingmatt
    @shadowboxingmatt 7 лет назад +22

    do nier automata next plz

  • @xxkittyscratch496xx
    @xxkittyscratch496xx 6 лет назад +1

    "It's less of a sequel and more straight to DVD"
    That is probably the most accurate description of the game I've heard yet lol

  • @WorldEaterZero
    @WorldEaterZero 2 года назад +3

    Tumblr hair is so mean but so on point lmao

  • @dead_kennedys7870
    @dead_kennedys7870 7 лет назад +16

    Mass Effect, a straight to DVD adventure.

  • @cowboynevermind3903
    @cowboynevermind3903 7 лет назад +195

    Persona 5 next pretty please.

    • @theletplaysage
      @theletplaysage 7 лет назад +8

      or persona 3 or 4 i am not picky

    • @TheJezryk
      @TheJezryk 7 лет назад +8

      I'd actually prefer Persona 4 Golden.

    • @cowboynevermind3903
      @cowboynevermind3903 7 лет назад +8

      I'd ultimately be happy with anything SMT related but, Persona 5 is the new hotness!

    • @ang1360
      @ang1360 7 лет назад +8

      Any persona would be good. The character credits would be great.

    • @smiffwilm
      @smiffwilm 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah I've been asking for anything Persona myself for months now lol.

  • @adamsagehorn3520
    @adamsagehorn3520 6 лет назад +1

    It's a better title than "Man did we write ourselves in a corner with the first trilogy."

  • @destyrian
    @destyrian 7 лет назад +4

    "Twilek Australians" EXACTLY what I thought when I saw these things! Aside from that terribly designed and boring alien race, which the game insists you interact with, I like the game thus far. Multiplayer is great

  • @persondudeman2276
    @persondudeman2276 7 лет назад +5

    say: "it's dangerous to go alone, take this!"

  • @danglus9577
    @danglus9577 7 лет назад +184

    finally someone making fun of the game while not pouring hate onto it, thanks, made me lough :)
    (personally poured 100 hours into it and thoroughly enjoyed, yeah bugs it has though.. meh... )
    the ending was awesome though. imo.

    • @Fucisko
      @Fucisko 7 лет назад

      Yeah. I'm a very die-hard Mass Effect fan, and while I'm kinda disappointed in Andromeda, I still really enjoyed it and I enjoy the multiplayer too, even though it's just a ME3 multiplayer in a new skin. Singleplayer was fun too, and yes it has some issues, small and big, but I still like the game, and it looks like Bioware wants to fix it (second patch is about to come out).

    • @jos.1839
      @jos.1839 7 лет назад

      Dan Glus true

    • @godofawesum223
      @godofawesum223 7 лет назад +10

      I thought the hate was glaringly obvious.

    • @ollanius-pius
      @ollanius-pius 7 лет назад +2

      Same here. I caught onto it easily.

    • @SlayeCohen
      @SlayeCohen 7 лет назад +9

      Thank you! So hard to find positive comments in ME:A "related posts", love the game, also put about 102 hour or so, 97% completition, lvl 66... I'm planing to start a NG+ after they release all DLC and announce ME:A2 or whatever the name they put. Sure the game isn't as good as ME2 was, but still good, and the graphics on Ultra in 4k HDR are one of the best.
      I've started to play ME:A after my 3º playthrough of Witcher 3, so after the uproar of the release of ME:A i was expecting something really shitty, but i truly liked the game, especially after the patch 1.05. The game is far from perfection, but it worth the time and the money IMHO.

  • @jomiles3605
    @jomiles3605 4 года назад +2

    I just now completed this game, despite owning it since release. Can confirm this trailer is 100% accuracte. "Blandrameda"

  • @CyrilIrwin
    @CyrilIrwin 7 лет назад +4

    Just realized these guys haven't touched Dragon Age, haha.

  • @ferjes4
    @ferjes4 7 лет назад +4

    1:55 My new pick up line.

  • @sparkeeperoid6122
    @sparkeeperoid6122 7 лет назад +48

    do danganronpa

    • @PeterSpongebobBloo
      @PeterSpongebobBloo 7 лет назад +3

      Ototo-chan Supaki yes indeed

    • @Madmongul
      @Madmongul 7 лет назад

      YES, LOL! You know what Danganronpa is too! Holy shit, I thought it was just a niche thing.

  • @gintokizero7483
    @gintokizero7483 7 лет назад +1

    Say "These aren't your Dads puns, these are Energy puns! TURBO PUNS"

  • @DerLeichensoldat
    @DerLeichensoldat 7 лет назад +7

    NieR: Automata next? Cause that game's gooooood.

  • @HIT14MAN2
    @HIT14MAN2 7 лет назад +25

    Do Dawn of War!!!!

  • @liam7930
    @liam7930 6 лет назад +4

    Shall we just dig a grave for bioware now

  • @Taller2A
    @Taller2A 6 лет назад

    "Straight to dvd" is the most spot-on description of this game I've heard until now.

  • @radioactive_sunflowerz2450
    @radioactive_sunflowerz2450 4 года назад +4

    Its actually pretty good now that's it's been patched, I actually liked the feeling of establishing outposts and the idea of colonizing a new galaxy. Just hope they can make a sequel that continues the story and explains some of the plotholes. They definitely should have released it later though. I really hope Bioware releases another Mass Effect and Dragon Age game.

  • @kaincypher
    @kaincypher 7 лет назад +129

    after getting dicked over by the Mass Effect Trilogy endings, I vowed never to pre-order one of these again. Looks like it was a smart move. No money for you!

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 6 лет назад +7

      Preorders, DLC and lootboxes. Oh and zombie survival horror early access.

    • @emoproburrito8014
      @emoproburrito8014 6 лет назад +2

      Elyseon dlcs are fine

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 лет назад

      Elyseon Pretty much all micro transactions.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 5 лет назад

      Any one that played Dragon Age inquisition knew that Bioware was sinking.

    • @adrianjuarez8079
      @adrianjuarez8079 4 года назад

      Bernardo Heusi I played it and it was amazing don’t know what your talking about but it’s your opinion.

  • @Teboski78
    @Teboski78 7 лет назад +41

    I mIss the old days when the asari they designed were actually hot. And the Turians didn't have blurry monochromatic migraine inducing faces.

  • @TheEmberEdit
    @TheEmberEdit 7 лет назад +1

    LOL "Blandromeda" xD - your guys' creativity is never ending

  • @fatmaneddie13
    @fatmaneddie13 7 лет назад +6

    I thought the honest trailers thing was for the screen junkies channel?

    • @lordofscience2370
      @lordofscience2370 6 лет назад

      The movies are on screen junkies, but all the video game ones are on smosh games

  • @ferleal24
    @ferleal24 7 лет назад +95

    More like Mass Effect: Uranus, am I right?
    *I need a life*

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 7 лет назад +11

      Wasn't it renamed "Urectum" in 2620 ?

    • @alek5199
      @alek5199 7 лет назад

      ferleal24 that's nasty

    • @jr9529
      @jr9529 6 лет назад

      I think you mean ASS effect. Uranus XD

  • @GmanZer0
    @GmanZer0 7 лет назад +5

    pretty sad a robot in fallout 4 has more personality and facial expressions than all the characters in this game combined, and he acts like a 1940s p.i.

  • @ImmortalChaos
    @ImmortalChaos 6 лет назад +1

    "role play as the thirstiest human in the new galaxy. as you desperately try to bang anything with a pulse" XD

  • @YouluC
    @YouluC 7 лет назад +15

    Danganronpa!

  • @papayacrabs8675
    @papayacrabs8675 7 лет назад +31

    when they do mass effect andromeda before dragon age XD

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 7 лет назад +3

      because mass effect is a massive series that had a really bad launch. of course they cashed in on that. plus dragon age isn't as popular of a franchise as its fans thinks or hopes it is.

    • @alucard8433
      @alucard8433 7 лет назад +6

      Eric Lutziw considering Dragon Age Inquisition sold a shit ton more copies on its release then Mass Effect Andromeda, makes me think you have no clue what your fucking talking about.

  • @Metalmade86
    @Metalmade86 7 лет назад +1

    Blueberry Shrek.... that one got me! XD

  • @ZairUmbras
    @ZairUmbras 7 лет назад +94

    Guess I must be lucky. 80+ hours and still no game breaking bugs and I've played since it released.

    • @MsterJamesJT
      @MsterJamesJT 7 лет назад +1

      Same doe

    • @Super_Daddyy
      @Super_Daddyy 7 лет назад +19

      No game breaking bugs but a shit load of glitches. Hell yea

    • @ghostietoastie3683
      @ghostietoastie3683 7 лет назад +2

      same here played for a good 60-70 hours and no bugs at all

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 7 лет назад +5

      Or you know they're telling the truth and didn't get any game breaking bugs...

    • @mewni2956
      @mewni2956 7 лет назад +1

      Nice try

  • @gendarrion911
    @gendarrion911 7 лет назад +5

    please make mount and blade:warband honest game trailer..

  • @slim12456
    @slim12456 7 лет назад +4

    "tumblr hair" hahaha

  • @hisaco7856
    @hisaco7856 3 года назад +1

    Yes I still wait for the next part.
    And I played it till the end - twice!

  • @fuzzywizard5383
    @fuzzywizard5383 7 лет назад +5

    I'm always happy when I get to hear him say "bewbs". I'm a simple man of bewbie appreciation.

  • @Delta2357
    @Delta2357 7 лет назад +6

    It's actually pretty good, nothing spectacular but the gameplay is great.

    • @Delta2357
      @Delta2357 7 лет назад +2

      Aaand you can see boobs if that really is important to you

  • @olympe1996
    @olympe1996 7 лет назад +14

    Why your team send you mails instead of vid calls or better...chatting on...PERSON WTF

  • @luizpaulonm
    @luizpaulonm 7 лет назад

    Say: "Are you a vulture, I wonder? A scavenger poking amidst a corpse whose bones were long since cleaned? Or merely an intruder, come into these darkspawn-filled wilds of mine in search of easy prey? What say you, hmm, Scavenger or Intruder?"
    my favorite line from Morrigan (Dragon Age)

  • @cl1cka
    @cl1cka 7 лет назад +4

    OH.MY.GOD.
    Whoever designed the UI has NEVER played a game before/wanted to piss off everyone on purpose/was a student on a work experience.......Whoever pointed this person to do it - should be fired.
    I can get past the weird animations and no emotions in the dialogs. I can even ignore the bad writing. What I can't ignore - THE FUKING ANIMATIONS EVERY TIME YOU MOVE YOUR SHIP.
    I mean seriously, who thought that they did such amazing job on those animations, so you they FORCE YOU to see them EVERY TIME......
    At first was cute, until I realised I can't skip them and they have animations for EVERY MOVEMENT ON THE SHIP.......Now I just watch a movie on the background WHILE playing the game.....
    And honestly if the person playing your game has to watch a movie to distract himself from boredom - you failed somewhere on the way.....

    • @L0LyourFACE
      @L0LyourFACE 6 лет назад

      That spaceship animation scene is actually the loading screen, but it's less jarring than a straight up load screen. This has been stated several times, you big stupid jellyfish!

  • @simyhann8297
    @simyhann8297 7 лет назад +10

    andromeda: the no man's sky we wanted with bonus glitches

    • @avinotion
      @avinotion 7 лет назад +3

      Andromeda: Better than NMS, but not up to par with the ME franchise.

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 6 лет назад +4

      Honestly if I had a choice between Andromeda and NMS I would choose NMS. NMS was a project of passion by an indie developer that bit off more than they could chew, bought into their own hype and released the game before it was ready. Andromeda is the product of apathy and ineptitude due to the project being handed over to a second rate studio that didn't know what they were doing, with the added joy of a couple "fuck you's" in the form of microtransactions from EA.
      Also NMS is actively becoming a better game over time; Andromeda, not so much.

  • @larrystevenson1048
    @larrystevenson1048 7 лет назад +13

    I had started calling it "Dudromeda" but Ass Effect Blandromeda is better. Basically this game cannot top what was first done in 1 & 2. I hate all of the #3 endings since they're not only moronically stupid but also completely uninspiring. When game developers have no capital they need to be creative to cut the mustard, but once they have it they tend to ruin it. Idiots! Turn off the customers and see how fast you lose your edge.

  • @ruthbehr6676
    @ruthbehr6676 7 лет назад +1

    You should do an honest trailer on Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Outlast, or any of the Silent Hill games!

  • @robertjames2791
    @robertjames2791 7 лет назад +120

    32 hours into ME Andromeda, Harkon Mission, uninstalled this fucking game, got bored after i rescued the Angara , went out and bought Persona 5!

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 7 лет назад +19

      Which you instantly regretted

    • @synergy4867
      @synergy4867 7 лет назад +10

      JRPG's are all crap. Only those anime loving weirdos find it remotely appealing

    • @MIRAIEYE
      @MIRAIEYE 7 лет назад +33

      best thing you ever did IMO

    • @robertjames2791
      @robertjames2791 7 лет назад +13

      wow butthurt much FlyingPaladin, Ayrton Sy i happen to be a METAL head/anime lover.

    • @ClassicToonFan64
      @ClassicToonFan64 7 лет назад +11

      Good to see the Phantom Thieves changed your heart.

  • @1997residente
    @1997residente 7 лет назад +6

    Mass effect andromeda was the most dissapointing thing since my son...

  • @ikillstupidcomments
    @ikillstupidcomments 7 лет назад +8

    Do NieR:Automata, the actually good story-based freeroam RPG from Q1 2017.

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 3 года назад

    Tumblr Hair is perfect. The whole damn thing was sharted out of a Tumblr fever dream.

  • @dmitryrodionov2386
    @dmitryrodionov2386 7 лет назад +6

    just give me the music titles pls

  • @pavia1960
    @pavia1960 7 лет назад +6

    Dragon age franchise please!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @HioRr
    @HioRr 7 лет назад +4

    HOLY SHIT WHERE IS NIER: AUTOMATA??

  • @joshuawroe1014
    @joshuawroe1014 6 лет назад

    The biggest problems for me was sort of hit home when I completed the memory side quest and heard the transmissions about the Reapers arriving in the Milky Way. First, those transmissions had way more emotional impact than anything in the entire game. That's not a good sign. Second, there wasn't any kind of reaction to it. That should have been a big moment, with Ryder bringing it to the other council members and seeing their reactions, then having a discussion about whether to share it with the public or not... But there was nothing. And that happened too often with the side quests.

  • @ZachBrannigan
    @ZachBrannigan 7 лет назад +10

    After playing 70 hours worth of the game, effectively completing all of its content, I have to say that some of it is boring and the length of exploring a system is terribly forced, but it is a worthwhile addition to the franchise.

  • @Arisukun
    @Arisukun 7 лет назад +4

    Played 68 hours in the first week after release, it was brilliant. Gladly I didn't encounter 90% of the glitches others are claiming, there were a few annoying here and there but it was perfectly playable and didn't ruin the gameplay, only the immersion a little sometimes. Overall it was a really, really good and solid game, loved it, totally worth the money!

  • @applejuicejunkie316
    @applejuicejunkie316 7 лет назад +22

    This game really wasn't that bad. Now's a great time to get into it since all the launch bugs have been ironed out. It wasn't as strong character and storywise as the Mass Effect OT but nowhere near deserving of the 6/10 some game sites ratred it. Easily an 8/10. Thanks to the haters we may never get the Quarian Ark DLC or any extra story content.

    • @user-iy7jo7bq4f
      @user-iy7jo7bq4f 6 лет назад +9

      How can anyone tolerate EA making a game with a pre-2000 animation quality?

    • @bobbycutts2111
      @bobbycutts2111 6 лет назад +6

      You talk about "haters", but these people are upset that a game they paid for to be finished over a year ago took months to be playable. I swear, only video game nerds could make excuses for these multi million dollar games with poor launches. Meanwhile if a movie released at your theater and wasn't finished, you'd be asking for the manager to get your money back faster than you could order a season pass of DLC.
      EA enablers like you really make me happy I don't pay into their "Open beta at release" program.

    • @nowody2125
      @nowody2125 6 лет назад +3

      Bad animation but the rest of the game deserves 8/10. I didn't face any bugs or glitches in the latest version.

    • @jackwhite8999
      @jackwhite8999 6 лет назад

      Sylvan Lore won't get quarian dlc either or a sequel they've effectively killed mass effect bc of the bland forgetful characters and awful story

    • @jackwhite8999
      @jackwhite8999 6 лет назад

      And it most definitely deserves a 6/10 though I give it a 2/10 worst game in series bar none

  • @charlespereira8548
    @charlespereira8548 7 лет назад

    Say, "Hanzo and Widowmaker are a must have in any team composition"

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr 7 лет назад +77

    Jesus Christus Dragon Age 1 looked better than this...

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 7 лет назад +60

    I can't say I hate this game, because I physically can't hate Mass Effect, but by God did it disappoint me. There is absolutely no sense of effort or care put into anything. Everything, from the story to the characters to the dialogue to the gameplay, is just generic, by-the-numbers open-world nonsense. Like they said, it's basically a crappy direct-to-DVD sequel. I don't know if Bioware just has a different team these days, or if they just stopped caring after 3, but this game was beyond disappointing.

    • @Razgriz_01
      @Razgriz_01 7 лет назад +12

      "Different team these days"
      Open four tabs
      Have them set to wikipedia.
      On each tabs look up, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, Mass effect 3, and Mass effect: Andromeda.
      Look at the team involved.

    • @CatVomitX0
      @CatVomitX0 7 лет назад +4

      Masterxl MVs The Team that made Mass Effect was making Dragon Age Inquisition so a different team decided to make a new Mass Effect game.

    • @mrckapm2241
      @mrckapm2241 7 лет назад

      Didn't they only have like a $40 million budget? For a big game that's pretty damn small.

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 7 лет назад +2

      Masterxl MVs dude....the company that made the original mass effect was bought. the og creators were fired or left the company afterwards. they cared.....but the ones who bought them only wanted money.

    • @youraveragepasser-by7367
      @youraveragepasser-by7367 7 лет назад

      Diego Kaqui well shit😂

  • @TheLangenator
    @TheLangenator 7 лет назад +52

    What about Warframe?

    • @TearDownGenesis
      @TearDownGenesis 7 лет назад +6

      Warframe Honest Trailer would be good, like how it's turned more and more into Grindframe

    • @Dracomancili
      @Dracomancili 7 лет назад +17

      TearDownGenesis it's always been a game where you grind away, it's just become more noticeable with more stuff in it

    • @Pandaxtor
      @Pandaxtor 7 лет назад +9

      Fashion Simulator

    • @Xeotroid
      @Xeotroid 7 лет назад +8

      Space Ninjas with Bewbs Simulator 2017: Fashionframe Edition

  • @michaelspencer8024
    @michaelspencer8024 4 года назад +2

    Say: "can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?" Please : )

  • @nadavfilms2
    @nadavfilms2 7 лет назад +3

    Do SMITE!!!!

  • @tuffybaxton6162
    @tuffybaxton6162 7 лет назад +25

    I'm playing it now and I'm not impressed in the slightest
    i mean, the MAJOR glitches and mediocre graphics...hhhh
    Y Casey Hudson? how could you let this happen?

    • @luketitusmandrake8518
      @luketitusmandrake8518 7 лет назад +15

      Casey Hudson left bioware years ago. He has no part of this shitbomb. It apparently matters a great deal who is in charge, after the trilogy which got better each time, I doubt he'd have let this happen.

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 6 лет назад

      Not just any women... SJWs who had zero experience in the game industry field. Gameplay was sacrificed for things like shoehorning a transgender into the game... who you only find out is transgender by an unnecessarily long conversation delve with a character that was nothing more than a fetch quest giver. Seriously, there was no reason to really interact with this person, much less find out their backstory, much less find out their REAL backstory. That was a lot of time spent on something the game really didn't need.

    • @DavidGuild
      @DavidGuild 6 лет назад +1

      RC Slyman
      And yet, out of the hours of irrelevant and unimportant character backstories in the game, you took the time to complain about one in particular? I think that says more about you than the writers.

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 6 лет назад

      David Guild It's one glaring example. Do I really need to write the damned novel?

  • @falseprophets3814
    @falseprophets3814 7 лет назад +3

    Do mobile legends honest game trailer like of you agree

  • @murphyc15
    @murphyc15 6 лет назад +2

    I honestly don't think I had one major glitch. And I only remember one minor one where during one scene my character's head rotated around like an owl's head. Other than that it was a very glitch-free game and had an interesting story