It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
All China's military knows how to do is march. They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different. But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
Actually, I think there's something of it... I can see some stability enhancement and there must be something else going on with the video editing, it looks artificially weird... 🧐🤔
@@jimmyjohnn19 What do Mexicans have to do with this? No, not all Mexicans look the same because it is a nation that has a more diverse genetic pool that's ever expanding.
@@w花b hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
EVERY US Marine trains on parade drills too. It is part and parcel for military AND training. Imagine being a civilian that needs attention from strangers and says something stupid about cultures (like the military disciplines and training of various countries) he knows nothing about. That is TRULY a nightmare to me.
James Thomas You can ignore me as a civilian as well. But I think he was taking a dig at how most militaries that mostly do parades and train for marching. Are more likely to be paper tigers, compared to countries such as the US, and other major western powers, who focus on combat training more than marching ability. He doesn’t seem to be disrespectful as he’s saying the Chinese military spends more time on marching, than actually training.
@@AllCentaur you can think that, but his "thoughts" are still ignorant, baseless, and asinine! Chinese soldiers train for combat. Fact. They train regularly for combat. Fact. His comment was narrow-minded, clearly prejudiced by western arrogance and propaganda against such countries (that aren't allies), and reeked of civilian ignorance of anything and everything - yet still running his mouth like he has a clue how such things work. The difference between what you think and what I think is that my argument isn't JUST my opinion. It is also the FACT he is saying something utterly incorrect and purely rhetorical while labeling people. Side note: parade drill is important training - and EVERY major military force does it. Y'all need to stick to things you fucking know about and quit pissing at the feet of those that actually stepped up where you ran and hid. Seriously, you run your fucking mouths and ASSUME so much that you don't have any clue just how STUPID, UNDISCIPLINED, and PRETENTIOUS most of you are. You ALL think you are so clever, yet most of you barely finished high school and have never seen the world beyond your home country OR even been on a military base in any capacity. Defend him all you want and THINK what you CHOOSE to think. But, don't pretend to act like it changes anything about how categorically WRONG his statement is (or how likely it was MOTIVATED by prejudice against them simply for being Chinese - and Asian in general). Go play CoD
@@CLK944 wouldn't work on countries already adjusted to fighting china , those countries have a simple onsite directive "Shoot anything that has lizard like eyes and has a yellow skin"
I wish white brainwashed by propaganda simpletons didn't have access to social media to be able to burden others with their (oblivious of their own ignorance and casual xenophobic stereotyping) idiocy. Try to think before you type.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Chinese people can't even access the internet legally. They have to use a VPN and if President Xi finds out, they get sent to prison
@@chaosXP3RT 1. What would that off-topic comment have to do with OP making a RACIST comment about Chinese military people (chinese people in general) not having a sense of humor? 2. Chinese citizens have access to the internet, you idiot. It is a CENSORED and REGULATED state-run internet. 3. If internet access itself were criminalized there, what good would VPNs be???? The government would simply withhold access to internet service from homes. What? Do you think internet access just floats around in the sky like oxygen and ANYONE can randomly access it? You must be a dumbass child that has never paid for internet home service before (or paid for anything). Learn to read. Stay on topic. Get off your soapbox. You aren't woke. Know what you are talking about BEFORE you run your mouth to strangers that won't pretend to indulge your dumbass bullshit like a friend will.
their guns are literally plastic and polymer. and every export version that has been tested has been met with terrible reviews by customers. being called unreliable and crude
1. Why would a military parade march take three hours? 2. Why would its route entail going through a bottleneck like some tiny living room? 3. Who the hell eats breakfast in their living room like some prehistoric savage?
If you look them from the side, they look like a spammed error message of windows We are now at 600 likes, thanks to everyone who liked ❤️ and the one who will like too, of course
@@jeidun It's my comment, I do whatever I want with it. Also, if you are not thankful to the people who gave you a like, you are a simply a jerk.....'couse I could read a comment, laugh, and then pass without giving anything. Anyway, thank you for your comment : ).
How teachers expect us to move when half of the school is on fire
Hey,i think i saw you on that arab throat video
😂😂😂😂
Most underrated comment. Good one!!😂🤣
Jian Goh you what?
@@johnnodadgriffin6432 wtf
Actually, “China Army” looks like a good name for a band
LobsterManUnknown • haha
A band with 3 000 000 members.
It's Red Army, champ.
The latest video ruclips.net/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/видео.html
It would probably get 'cancelled'. There's a band who used to be called Viet Cong. They were basically forced to change and are now called Preoccupations, their shows were getting cancelled solely due to their name.
0:23 when your so in synced that is starts to lag...
The Matrix couldn't process it.
Download more ram
Now we know what caused the world to heat up....
Servers cant handle this much players in one place
*CHN* : 1.400.050.000/256 Ping: 999
Chrome:*doesn't open*
Me:*clicked 69 times*
Chrome:
Lmao
Hahahahhaga
@CoH gamer AWESOME Cuz its Nice
64😛
Ah the clone army is finally ready for deployment.
hello there
You must be proud
Generaaal kenobiii
How bold of you
I love democracy
The bacteria 5 seconds after I drop my sandwich on the ground
dude that's racist
@@valinorean4816 nah that's a joke
@@valinorean4816
_bruh excuse me but what_
@@ExplosivesLaboratory comparing chinese people to a mass of bacteria?
@@valinorean4816
Dude, he just wanted to make a meme, I don’t think that’s being “racist” at all, really.
"200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way"
@superdiskboi yeah but that’s bs because even if they could pay for the equipment they’d be target practice for bombers
@@isziahs5951 So you think they're going to be in one place at once in the 3rd largest country in the world
@@Freedom-qf5jf stop making fun, you know they don’t learned geography.
1)gather 3000 billion people
2)USA: ?????
3)obliterate everything with atomic bombs
@Musa Ahmad sorry, I left that sentence without finishing. Bombers escorted by over half the US Air Force, Navy, and her allies. Suck it China
North Korean Army ft. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive: *finally a worthy opponent*
They’re allies tho
@@section9ag247 I say China is just itching to take over them
@@J_X999 not surprised about that
our battle will be legendary!
I like “drop the bomb on me “ ft North Korea 🇰🇵
My new aesthetic is military marches to the tune of electro pop. RUclips has ruined me.
Lemme introduce you to Neon Synth Socialist State North Korean Wave
ruclips.net/video/xoCjUrVAFG0/видео.html
Same... I think this is actually not a bad thing though
sadly and underpopulated genre
may I also recommend the Red Army Choir's version of Western Songs?
ruclips.net/video/-F832ZZNRV0/видео.html
Stfu and gtfo with you and your dumb aesthetic
@@glipk dont cry boi
Chinese army was specially designed to relieve OCD.
DANIEL BONILLA It is CDO! That's OCD in alphabetical order, THE WAY IT FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!
@@backtofront5162 They are the dickheads that make up most of your things. Dont diss the chinese
@@vixonhq3417 which often breaks easily, also the maker of coronavirus disease
DANIEL BONILLA they were trained hard to get in the parade as it is a huge honour
Vienz Ian Lawas look up where coronavirus is from, it’s from the west and evolved in China
Their movements are so well synced it looks computerised
its because they are computers controlled by the chinese gov no chinese person would help his shity government
@@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043 then you cannot defeat this army. they will still kill you even if they are out of ammo because as you've said, they are computerised.
@@WWuxian yes they would have instant calculations of things
If these pansies’ were in war they would be fucked.
All China's military knows how to do is march.
They have absolutely no modern battle experience. And all the tech they stole, they don't know how to use.
I just want future historians to know that this is peak comedy for our time
Ha ha ha ha, if you match "PPAP" to the American invasion film in the Middle East, it will also look funny. Arrogant and ignorant propaganda makes your head a little abnormal. Everything has two sides. What the army wants is discipline, which will be tested on the battlefield
The U.S. military, with freedom in its mouth, the highest salary in the world, the best individual combat equipment at that time, and the most advanced military and other logistical support, has never seen a victory since the end of World War II. Korean War, Vietnam War, Afghanistan war, Syria war. The war in Iraq cooperated with other allies so that his advanced weapons did not cry, but it was only the beginning of the war. So far, the US military activities in Asia and the Middle East have not been successful. When it went to the battlefield, it was scared by the Vietnamese tree to call Ma, which is how funny to laugh at others
@@liluhua8159 I don’t understand, are you trying to say the US has lost every war it’s fought after 1945? Because, I hate to break it to you, China has been humiliated many, many, many, many times throughout history, first it was the Boxer rebellion, then the opium war, then ww2 where the United front got its butt handed to them by the Japanese, then after ww2 it was the Korean War were they lost half of Korea. The US is not the only one who’s lost, we just don’t get humiliated by others.
@@liluhua8159 you part of the fifty cent army?
@@francesconesi7666 Thanks for the work. m
I find it amusing how music can turn something that supposed to be intimidating, into something totally comical:)
I have the same feeling..
Still intimidating though
I wonder if the Chinese military high command have seen this, maybe they love it?
sandra jenkins they'd probably react in the same way as you would if someone did this to a video of us troops
Still intimidating, though.
Girls on a wedding: oh no, she is wearing the same outfit as me
Boys on a wedding:
Jsjs
Hahaha😂
@@mr.potato3936 couldn't agree more
@@mr.potato3936 litteraly women say we want equality but idk if they want their mascara ruined by some dust in afganastan
@@mr.potato3936 im not sure....
"don't worry there's more fish in the sea"
The fish in the sea
🙄🤔☺
Bruh, I can feel it
There's none if you look at North-West Philipine Sea.
Cuz they destroyed the whole fukin reef.
Pen don’t get me started on that shitty China sea problem which isn’t even theirs!
@Here to comment/watch weird stuff ???
As Tsar Peter III might have said, "There's nothing more fun than making a bunch of soldiers march around".
Russians: We don't about Tsar here
Stress on the word 'might'
Wise Words from the Tsar
@@augu345 Actually, probably not "wise". Peter III was deposed by the army and replaced by his wife, Catherine the Great, because he was a fool who epitomized the expression "corporal's mania" - a fascination with uniforms and medals and drill, the "tricks of parade and the froth of discipline" - a man who in six months made a hash of Russian foreign policy, threw aside the gains Russia had made in Prussia during the Seven Years War, and handed those territories over to Russia's greatest foe, all because he idolized Frederick II of Prussia.
@@CosmicFishFaced doubt
It's so awfully synchronised that my device feels like lagging.
Maybe because they have come right out of those factories in batches.
It’s the image stabilization making the video look a bit choppy. It’s why they look like they aren’t bobbing up and down like in a normal parade march.
maybe it is lagging
Ryan Heitz there are different forms of parade marching. Some bounce others dont
@@kapjoteh yes, but pay attention the background when visible, you can see it moving unnaturally giving away the image stabilization
Remember, there's always a chance Xi Jinping actually saw it and laughed.
I hope so, hahaahaha!
He would not understand because he never graduated from middle school. True story.
@@catherineearnshawheathclif866 some men didn't have the privilege to pursue their education unlike in the modern era, so they chose to acquire skills outside of school. "True story"
@@SchUlrich bruh, but does it even matter?
I’m a dog "true story"
They're so mechanically synchronized they almost don't look real. This is wild.
It's easy when you train, civilian.
Cringe
1/2 of there training is marching and other 1/2 is political
Dude's that call others civilian are the ones who played milsim airsoft their entire teen years and just got promoted to mop floors in the real army
There been some editing in the video if you stare at their heads you can see a slight repeat
Seriously though, how do they synchronize like this. It's so good
Well when you're not in any active wars you have to do something to pass the time.
@Zhong Chenle - 钟辰乐 yeah you just say the area was was yours to begin with then roll in troops and build bases there. Completely, non-imperialist.
It's called practice...
So good it lags
@@andrewhanna1084 for starters the editor has stabilised the footage using a tracker on some of the troops heads so it gives it that "extra trippy" look.
Other countries armies:
*Gets epic background music*
The Chinese army:
"We're up all night to get lucky"
Chinese army is cooler.
You a vietnam why you proud that lmao army??
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 dude do you even know how to speak english 🤣🤣🤣
@@shesssssssssssssss6078 bro vietnam clapped both the usa and china within 20 years
@@grahamhardy9658 Yeah, by throwing a bunch of farmers at helicopters until we decided "Fuck that we aren't getting anywhere." And pulled put faster than my dad should've.
X AE-12 and his friends rolling out the factory floor
good joke 10/10 would laugh again
Oh no 666 likes
daves dead *11/10... Gotta always turn it up to 11
God, the image stabilization here is insane
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
To be fair, you have look far and wide to find an army that’s marching this accurate
@Ethan_777 Or you take our army, where it is called success when they all "march" in the same direction. Greatings from germany
Aliens are watching this ( too)!
@@tomgucwa7319 ?!
@@AchkeineAhnung24 Chinas army is super disciplined
Her: im not like the other girls.
Also her:
4:52 for the exact time
also her: literally an army?????
Best one here
@@kukuruzayevhenii8764 kpoop army
Yeaaaaaaa I’m ur 1k like
Dude, the chinese army doesn't even need guns, they can Just show up, and it's enemies get defeated by dizziness
@ Zhou Zay , Yeah but like seriously
@ Zhou Zay , he’s
Well when u got nuclear bombs u dont really need an army tbh
@ The History Critic Guy , Why do you even need nuclear weapons ?
Lol
"in communism everyone is equal"
I didn't expect it would be this kind of equality
They arent communist, they are socialist
Lol look at these commie copers
@@watzittuya1279 They are communist...Norway is socialist...
@@vienogola1421 Norway is socdem
@@user-ve3hs5hq5i Yeah that's true...was just making a pint.
I love how it's been 8 years but he's still hearting comments and replying to them lol
i swear, this looks like an edit of just one guy marching.
@@xxrecruitxx1648 Nah
@@xxrecruitxx1648 he means they are well synchronized
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
they even have close to the exact same height as well XD
Vilhelm Wideson they choose the solider and try to choose the same heights too
Plot twist: they actually use Get Lucky as marching theme
nah..
Im not suprised
I never thought about it is 4/4 time so it's perfect
@@graphitic5578 wth
@@ABRock6 what
That 17th guy from the right in the 72nd row screwed up! I. see. you!
Best comment ever!
Lol nah you didn't
At which bit?
You just got a man killed
Set the time.....
China: *copies ‘Generic Soldier’ file*
China: *smashes paste few hundred times*
When you into creative mode in Minecraft and spam spawn eggs
When you're too lazy to make variety in the NPC soldier models
me: try to open my browser
browser: don't open
me: spamclick the browser
tabs :
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Underrated
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Is this attack of the clones? All of them are the same size.
The taller ones have thinner boots.
+Rumpole Del Bailey That is by design. Men and women are chosen for these parades based on height weight size etc.
Cheegum Ok, thanks for that. It makes sense when your showing your might to the world. It is impressive, even slightly intimidating. Which of course is the intention.
Rumpole Del Bailey People in Europe/America has many different races mixed so we look different.
But they are a "clean" race so that's why they look similar imo
+Kollányi Dávid Absolutely correct (for the Han Chinese on the mainland). The Han Chinese are effectively the largest almost 100% genetically homogeneous 'tribe' left on Earth. In the North though, the Chinese do look different because they are intermixed with the Mongols and North Asians via the old Manchu, now partially but not completely assimilated into Han. In Taiwan (which, geologically and anthropologically, is not China), indigenous people look very different from mainland immigrants (mostly Hakka and Hokkien Chinese).
*Rare footage of the Clone Army being mobilized to be deployed into other planetary systems during the Clone Wars - 22 BBY (Colorized)*
@ Paragon Strike , Nice but bad
I was looking for a comment like this😂😂
@ Do-n 1 , 🤦🏻♂️
just like the simulations
Bahahahaha
I like to think the CCP have seen this and actually find it really funny, though they'd never admit it
me too bro
@@MaloureTV Imagine if civilians did something like that all synchronized and everything up to the point that the people recording begin to lag
@@Hans-Georg_Buddne oh man, i wish i was a ccp leader
@@cunninghouse4736 me too
@@someonee3186
Director: How many gigabytes of recording do we have for this thing?
Worker: Gigabytes? Hold on let me calculate it…… about 10 million
Those guys with white helmets and blue overalls look like human canonballs.
They're actually the ammo for their naval batteries.
@@wondertome2023 LOL!
They are trained to scream the Chinese equivalent of "Cowabunga" and "Yahooo" once fired.
ruclips.net/video/4RHg0f5Nq4c/видео.html i was thinking ...Go speed racers...
Their Aviators.
Why am I watching this at 1 AM on a Saturday?
Bcus somehow...you knew I'd be up at 4:33 am on Monday watching too😏
Coz it's Daft Punk versus robotic clone dancing
Bro! Are we the same person?
damn that's me
im watching this at 3.14 am
They’re more insync than the North Korean army. That’s impressive.
Because they are more gay.
Because they are well fed.
China is North Korea's father ofc they are better
TY GM
NK has 2 fathers
Darth Daddy Communist and evening Russia are anti gay
Kinda freaky how everyone is the same height.
They picked people of the same height.
@@dw20248 Correction: they arranged people according to height, and North Korea has a lower height variation than other countries
@@SoundsSilver This is the chinese army.
@@dw20248 Oops, came from the North Korea bee gees video lol
It's not that hard to find people with the same heights in a country with a billion people.
Jokes aside, this is actually impressive. As if they are under a hive mind like one of those alien movies
Is just discipline dude
Just endless training, we were required to do the same on P.E. class back in middle school. 🙄
Thats what makes them dangerous
@Mr. Touch Sure,keep underestimate them.
Yeah but whats the point of aping the nazi...
Me: wins a game of Solitaire
The cards:
@ classydays43 , Hah 🤣🤣🤣
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Accurate af
Brilliant!
666 likessss
Me: opens a pack of gum
The entire class: 0:14
Your not wrong
@@americaniii734 your grammar is.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed Where’s your capital buster.
@@jasper4549 my sentence started with @American. So there's my capital letter.
Aaa 8437w7dkdisi3jed is @ a capital buster also it was a joke.
Jokes aside, they are really dedicated to achieve that level of synchronization. Really appreciate their effort. NICE!
Thats because countries like china and north korea have some VERY nice punishments for screwing up.
i think china has the most sophisticated military in the world, and probably the oldest military too.
A rather large amount of their training is dedicated to marching in synch which is why they look so good doing it
us army ad: both of my parents are lesbians and i entered my calling to break the stereotype of women or something
chinese army ad: u will literally go missing if u dont join
lol
My immune system when Corona Virus entered my body:
Lmao
ahahaha
You better be praying your immune system is up all night if you wanna be lucky.
White blood cells:
@@mr.potato3936 Desperate times require desperate measures. YOU, START PRODUCING PYROGENS AND SEND IN THE MACROPHAGES!
Imagine not joining the army because you're a centimeter taller...
Eye exam actually, anyone below 4.5m like you can't join
@@ziyeren5509 wtf 4.5 m ?
Imagine going to the US army then because they dont know what a centimeter is
@@ziyeren5509 your humans must be really big when they are 4,5 meters
@@PhillipAmthor It's like they have Custodes or Primarchs.
1. Huge population.
2. 180+ days of training for the parade.
3. For the honor.
Cool
364
Lev V a family friend was in the 2009 parade and it was 5 month
Horor*
@@Ernest-Li Which is 5 months they don't have to train for war which makes them a paper tiger only capable of intimidating & murdering civilians.
Every gamer after the game release free skins.
Google: * doesnt open *
Me: * clicks it several times *
Google windows:
lmaoo
*Wow, i never thought google browser can start a war with hong kong. Is this some easter egg?*
Haha Awesome :D
made me laugh here
Best comment xD
0:15 Reminds me of Microsoft XP when it crashed and i would drag the "Error" box around the screen xD
It was fun to play with that error box
Teacher: remember kids, embrace yourself, don't be afraid to be different. We must embrace diversity.
Chinese army:
Diversity was never an option
All armies are like this
@@horsemann7354 no not really
Unfortunately diversity is not a priority in most armies. Solidarity and coordination are.
diversity pff what a shiti concept
The server is probably maxed out thats why their ping is high.
Chy'nah has way more Pings, than D!cks...
Imagine all of them simultaneously being up all night trying to get lucky.
**chaos increases**
Under-rated comments
P*rnh*b broken.
LMFAO
That would make other countries unlucky....
If someone said this was CGI, i would believe them. Their precision is unbelievable
You can notice a little lag at the start too
Actually, I think there's something of it... I can see some stability enhancement and there must be something else going on with the video editing, it looks artificially weird... 🧐🤔
@@nicolasg84 video stabilization can warp the screen really weirdly sometimes. its pretty normal to see
@@nicolasg84 look up the other versions they dont have anything
@@eftychiagkana9159 RTX on 😂
What if chinese army marching in sync is causing our world simulation's CPU to overheat
Its actual working
What if one of them up front tripped real big?
@uwau Exactly what I was going to say. A computer simulation would find this much easier.
That would explain why I am now being rendered in 720p.
Poland:We hope nothing bad is going to happened
Nazi and Soviet:
Every army getting ready
The us army: starts twerking in the barracks
Because the U.S. Army is so ready, that they have plenty of time for dancing.
@@throngcleaver I beg to differ. I don't think so.
@@osamabinladen824 Hey, u re dead
@Sushant Kumar Well then, we'll just have to send him a bill for that chopper!
@@throngcleaver super duper missile😂
I like how this got recommended after the clash with India and China's border
point
India and China gonna have a Dance Battle
Aww man i live here
@@Buranski no that's the Pakistan border
@@williamcll what is Pakistan?
Hey, that’s my cousin Wang Fung Do! 2:32. 3rd from left middle row.
Miss ya bro!
I pause and look for it carefully.
@Gurnski Deti Coz they are all same. Communism bro ....
Spotted him
Your Cousin is a People's liberation Marine?
@@devashish_ that must mean ur mom is communism
*The cards when you win in solitaire:*
Human resources: buy size 7 uniforms
Assistant: How many of that size?
HR: All of them.
😂😂
This guy is still reading comments 7 months after, legend!
thank you my g, you are the legend, thanks for watching
U mean 7 years :)
@@MaloureTV u a legendary legend
@@omar9708 thx, I thought it was 7 months
@@user-um2lt7ki9m welcome
So this is where the "All asians look alike" joke comes from....
Lmao
Do all Mexicans look the same
Every person from other race looks alike .
For me chinese , Japanese, Koreans all look same
And , Africans too look same
@@jimmyjohnn19 What do Mexicans have to do with this? No, not all Mexicans look the same because it is a nation that has a more diverse genetic pool that's ever expanding.
But they’re all Chinese
Never seen any army so disciplined in their marches
Because most armies that have seen actual combat in the past 50 years realize pretty marches an effective force do not make.
@@509Gman still super cool
@@509Gman their army is prepared for battle that’s why their super disciplined
3:02 my man in the front got some *_brows_*
Bushy brow
wtf are those
Didn't know angry birds originate at china
@@Alpaax now we know where real world konoha is located 🤣
lol
teacher: Not everyone is perfect
China:
._.
Communist Military doing perfection in parades.
They are killed along with their families if they don't act like robots. Human emotion is banned in china.
@XJT习近平思想 stupid, why are you breaking your countries law. Stop crossing the wall. I will report you to the CCP.
@XJT习近平思想 ok CCP slave I'll do it. Illegal user.
I keep telling myself it's a giant camera trick, but I keep seeing individual faces.
They’re Chinese... same face
@@summerrr1 please man don't be racist i mean why you want your nation burning like America?
@@w花b hmm, unlikely... there is so much diversity among caucasians. Both in facial structure, eye color, skin color, hair color. There is variation of facial structure among chinese, but from my experience I've seen it vary more among caucasians and other races. Not that I would find anything wrong with that! :D
My White Blood cells getting ready to fight Corona
3:27 Sounds Like The Electro Voice Is Saying "We'll Rob A Mexican" HAHAHHAA TRY TO UNHEAR THAT!!!
Hahahahahaha😂😂 genius!
I always heard that since a long ago, and I'm mexican
YOU RUINED IT, I HATE YOU lmao
Goddamn it 🤣🤣🤣
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0:23 tha army is lagging
There clones lmao
Plot twist: they making minor mistakes so that world doesnt know they are clones
lol I love this
Shh. You're expos-
World war episode 3
The Clone wars
We rupinlaik to get lucky
shit 😂😂
0:00 dude this was so satisfying
This should be a loop.
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen.......Begun this Clone War has."
*Cue this whole sequence*
But man this is truly impressive.
@Xiao Long I don't believe we want war with your wretched country...but if it happened, I don't think too many of us would mind.
*NK Army:* Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
*Chinese Army:* Daft Pick - Get Lucky
What else?
Russian army: actually singing I'm a Barbie Girl.
*American Army* : America Fuck Yeah
Malaysian Army: Roti Canai Song
Japanese army: Fighting gold
The latest video ruclips.net/video/xnoaWO3KDIA/видео.html
"WE'RE ROBO-MEXICAN!"
"WE'RE ROBO-MEXICAN!"
-Robot Voice
Guck, no, Bender Rodriguez don't like You.
I heard “we rob a Mexican”
And I thought I was the only one with those misheard lyrics XD
No guy it’s actually “ we’re all fkn Mexican “ !
@@Pandadixx Too many syllables. Sounds like 'We're Robo-Mexican' to me.
People be like: HoW dO RoBOts WaLK???
China Military be like: Lemme show you
There's something aesthetically pleasing about this
Something??? Every part of this is aesthetically pleasing lol
It's deadass designed to be
aesthetic of the fascist annihilation of the individual
@@Frogkhan915 yea, looks like theyre mere cannon fodder to them :/
@@Frogkhan915 oh please stfu
All jokes aside
These Chinese marching parades are near flawless and so impressive
Creepy.
Hard to do too. This takes a insane amount of training.
Insane amount of discipline which the americans lack
@@alqaeda9841 excuse you
@@alqaeda9841 lol Al Qaeda is here
Imagine joining the military just to find out. You are going through months of training not to learn how to fight or survive. But to march perfectly.
It’s the upmost honor
EVERY US Marine trains on parade drills too. It is part and parcel for military AND training.
Imagine being a civilian that needs attention from strangers and says something stupid about cultures (like the military disciplines and training of various countries) he knows nothing about. That is TRULY a nightmare to me.
James Thomas
You can ignore me as a civilian as well.
But I think he was taking a dig at how most militaries that mostly do parades and train for marching. Are more likely to be paper tigers, compared to countries such as the US, and other major western powers, who focus on combat training more than marching ability. He doesn’t seem to be disrespectful as he’s saying the Chinese military spends more time on marching, than actually training.
Allcentaur well these Chinese soldiers are parades only, they don’t fight, they got enough ppl for that
@@AllCentaur you can think that, but his "thoughts" are still ignorant, baseless, and asinine!
Chinese soldiers train for combat. Fact. They train regularly for combat. Fact. His comment was narrow-minded, clearly prejudiced by western arrogance and propaganda against such countries (that aren't allies), and reeked of civilian ignorance of anything and everything - yet still running his mouth like he has a clue how such things work.
The difference between what you think and what I think is that my argument isn't JUST my opinion. It is also the FACT he is saying something utterly incorrect and purely rhetorical while labeling people.
Side note: parade drill is important training - and EVERY major military force does it.
Y'all need to stick to things you fucking know about and quit pissing at the feet of those that actually stepped up where you ran and hid.
Seriously, you run your fucking mouths and ASSUME so much that you don't have any clue just how STUPID, UNDISCIPLINED, and PRETENTIOUS most of you are. You ALL think you are so clever, yet most of you barely finished high school and have never seen the world beyond your home country OR even been on a military base in any capacity.
Defend him all you want and THINK what you CHOOSE to think. But, don't pretend to act like it changes anything about how categorically WRONG his statement is (or how likely it was MOTIVATED by prejudice against them simply for being Chinese - and Asian in general).
Go play CoD
Me and the boys when the school canteen has extra nuggies
Meanwhile in war:
Enemy: that's the 5th time I've shot him on his head, yet he keeps getting up again and again.
that's a good strategy. make all soldiers look like clones of one person so the other side gives up after killing the same person 4 times
@@CLK944 wouldn't work on countries already adjusted to fighting china , those countries have a simple onsite directive
"Shoot anything that has lizard like eyes and has a yellow skin"
Suppose to be a edgy joke
@privateplatiboi plati not really this might be a racist comment
"The Chinese do have a pretty distinct facial feature"
@FuchamoEzung "Kill off one Commie, 2 more shall take their place. Hail 🇨🇳.🍷"
I wish the actual Chinese Army had this sense of humor and playfulness about itself.
They kinda do. On 抖音 chinese tiktok there are similare videos or the march with funky music
I wish white brainwashed by propaganda simpletons didn't have access to social media to be able to burden others with their (oblivious of their own ignorance and casual xenophobic stereotyping) idiocy.
Try to think before you type.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons Chinese people can't even access the internet legally. They have to use a VPN and if President Xi finds out, they get sent to prison
@@chaosXP3RT
1. What would that off-topic comment have to do with OP making a RACIST comment about Chinese military people (chinese people in general) not having a sense of humor?
2. Chinese citizens have access to the internet, you idiot. It is a CENSORED and REGULATED state-run internet.
3. If internet access itself were criminalized there, what good would VPNs be???? The government would simply withhold access to internet service from homes. What? Do you think internet access just floats around in the sky like oxygen and ANYONE can randomly access it?
You must be a dumbass child that has never paid for internet home service before (or paid for anything).
Learn to read.
Stay on topic.
Get off your soapbox.
You aren't woke.
Know what you are talking about BEFORE you run your mouth to strangers that won't pretend to indulge your dumbass bullshit like a friend will.
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons dam no need to go all out in a casual conversation
When you don’t see their legs, it looks like they are just waving their hands :D
I cannot unsee this
Lord TACHANKA?!?!?!
Allen Varghese
Да.
They just slide
The way the camera is moving isn't helping either
This is very trippy, these guys are a bit TOO in sync.
1:43 blew my mind. Idk but it looks so fucking nice if a huge row of people move exactly the same
Exactly
It's so good that it looks fake
They copied nazis
@@quartzations3297 Nazis copied rome
@@jimboonie9885 everyone copyed everyone
Romans: finally Jesus is dead
Jesus and the apostles 3 days later:
@Bʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ 88 that was not really nice to say :/ also Jesus was exiled by other Jews.
God lives.
@Bʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ 88 Jesus Christ is my brother, don't slander him!
@@peggyfranzen6159 🤓actually hes dead
You got it! To lay down your life...
There’s so many of them they don’t even need to know to use their rifles. They’ll just keep coming til you give up.
all you gotta do is steal their rice
Or until your machine gun runs out of ammo, like the russians did to the germans
their guns are literally plastic and polymer. and every export version that has been tested has been met with terrible reviews by customers. being called unreliable and crude
Classic soviet tactic. Have more men than enemy has bulliets!
Welcome to the history of the Korean war my man!
Let's appreciate that this video is 7 years old and he's still hearting comments
This is his last upload unfortunately
@@vicentecabatingan2919 well yeah he only uploaded 2 videos
U
I indeed ;0
Sad u didnt get a heart though.
Imagine waking up for breakfast and having these guys walk through your living room for 3 hours straight
1. Why would a military parade march take three hours?
2. Why would its route entail going through a bottleneck like some tiny living room?
3. Who the hell eats breakfast in their living room like some prehistoric savage?
Lel this guy ^
This comment makes no sense and isn’t even funny
@@cowboy4378 you make no sense and aren't even funny lady boy mister sister
James Thomas stfu James
7 years later he's still replying to our comments
that's right
@@MaloureTV ur a legend
What
This never gets old
Who’s here from Bee Gees music over North Koreans marching
i thought i was the only one who thought of that lol
Yup
m8 looks like where not the only one
I'm not. Thanks for the recommendation
YES!
If you look them from the side, they look like a spammed error message of windows
We are now at 600 likes, thanks to everyone who liked ❤️ and the one who will like too, of course
Vladimir stop dishing pls
I’m your 300 likes, god why now I realize it
people who edit 'THANKS GUYS'
pls stop
@@jeidun It's my comment, I do whatever I want with it. Also, if you are not thankful to the people who gave you a like, you are a simply a jerk.....'couse I could read a comment, laugh, and then pass without giving anything. Anyway, thank you for your comment : ).
@@Nub_Pootin what a story
Girls: oh my god, who's your favorite kpop boy!?
The kpop singers:
【 S o f i 】 that’s also when the Koop stars come out of the gae boi stage and turn into army chads
The kpop bois look the same, i got no idea how ppl can identify them from the rest
Es que en asia Dios se aburrio y comenzo a control c control v para sobrepoblar esa zona del mundo
When she said I can bring the boys to her party
Her: I have to warn you I have a big family and they’re very protective over me.
Me: how bad could they be.
Her Family:
*_ｅｐｉｃ ｂｒｕｈ ｍｏｍｅｎｔ_*
No shit
@@ExplosivesLaboratory I like your name. Suits my needs.
@@osamabinladen824
Dude I thought they killed you… How you been doing brother?
No.The starving and repression is terrible.My God!
Teacher: Why don't use the restroom during lunch?
The restroom during lunch:
Not anymore during Covid time our school bathrooms only have max 2 cap
@@williamnakad2903 NOT MY SCHOOL
basically just imagine these are the people going to daft punk’s epilogue video
rip daft punk
Fr😭😭
They seem to be a bit glitchy, probably because there is too many players
Off topic, the amount of nostalgia I get from this song is INSANE.