Kramer Gets Gonorrhea | The Burning | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 118

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 Месяц назад +88

    Kramer’s dimly lit, cigarette-infused monologue is a thing of beauty. A coquettish haberdasher!!!! Just amazing! 😂

  • @sethgile8584
    @sethgile8584 Месяц назад +80

    I just love every time Kramer and Mickey are doing something together just like clockwork they end up fighting or at least Mickey attacking Kramer

  • @brickforge12
    @brickforge12 Месяц назад +115

    “Well, I got gonorrhea”. The delivery of that line always makes me lose it😂

  • @persianprince91
    @persianprince91 Месяц назад +81

    2:35 casually pulling out and lighting a cigarette in an operating medical school… 😂

    • @rsaran1288
      @rsaran1288 Месяц назад +1

      🤣

    • @forgettablelisa
      @forgettablelisa Месяц назад +2

      The 90's

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 Месяц назад

      it was a different time.
      when i had surgery one of the surgeons was smoking while cutting me open.

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 Месяц назад

      peak humanity.

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen Месяц назад +55

    "I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!"

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Месяц назад +168

    Poor Kramer having to deal with a disease like gonorrhea. He should never have sat on a tractor

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj Месяц назад +4

      Poor? That show made him a millionaire! I should be so poor!

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Месяц назад +8

      Not in a bikini, anyway

    • @chewbacca8877
      @chewbacca8877 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MarkLile-e9m
      @MarkLile-e9m Месяц назад +1

      Crazy funny comment. Whoda thunka the tractor seat!

    • @anitpoisonp7521
      @anitpoisonp7521 Месяц назад

      Lol 😂😅

  • @Sars78
    @Sars78 Месяц назад +35

    'I am being typecast' ... so true if you think about it.

  • @flyfly2427
    @flyfly2427 Месяц назад +44

    This is Krammer's. Best J peterman impression. Dimming the lights lighting a cigarette .. telling his experience 😂

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj Месяц назад

      Write often?

    • @flyfly2427
      @flyfly2427 Месяц назад +4

      @scarygary-qq1pj texting has lowered my IQ.

    • @DannyP-dm1pw
      @DannyP-dm1pw Месяц назад

      @@flyfly2427 The fact that the United States actually has voted for Biden, Harris and Trump the past 8 years has lowered everyone's Iq. Both parties can be renamed to Dumb and Dumber

  • @bobbyjones8312
    @bobbyjones8312 Месяц назад +27

    Kramer makes Gonnorhea sound like a J Peterman Catalog

  • @NicOlimar
    @NicOlimar Месяц назад +41

    How has Daniel Dae Kim not aged?!

    • @shont3286
      @shont3286 11 дней назад +1

      Haha yes Jin from Lost.

    • @3ggh3ad
      @3ggh3ad 9 дней назад

      also young Brian Posehn

  • @Theothesleeper
    @Theothesleeper Месяц назад +44

    bacterial meningitis.. JACKPOT! 😂

    • @KoRnBaL19
      @KoRnBaL19 Месяц назад +1

      The Hamlet of diseases😂

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 Месяц назад +13

    Doctor: Gonorrhea?
    Kramer: Gonorrhea!!!!

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex Месяц назад +17

    Kramer's acting scene wouldn't work so well without the doctors' reaction.

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 Месяц назад +22

    And you call THAT the tractor story?!

  • @ortho-g9826
    @ortho-g9826 Месяц назад +10

    Unbeatable Team...... Mickey and Kramer!!

  • @whatup4340
    @whatup4340 Месяц назад +16

    Pcp addiction😂😂

  • @FOXZILLA5734
    @FOXZILLA5734 Месяц назад +15

    I really wanna know what the nurse left a sponge inside me is like 😂

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Месяц назад +14

    Brian Posehn! 😂

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin Месяц назад +11

    00:57 - That's one way to react to Dark Templar, I guess...

  • @TheTQAW
    @TheTQAW Месяц назад +4

    Love Mickeys 'Shatner" impression 3:40

  • @digsby7134
    @digsby7134 Месяц назад +4

    Season 9 had some absolute gems

  • @redlaw8760
    @redlaw8760 Месяц назад +3

    Kramer attempting to run from Mickey when he loses it it’s hilarious!

  • @ChannelyChannel
    @ChannelyChannel Месяц назад +13

    Ah man it’s Dr Han

  • @DutchVai
    @DutchVai Месяц назад +6

    ....and you call THAT the tractor story ? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 Месяц назад +8

    3:10 that doctor is on his way to become a world-famous doctor!

  • @Porther
    @Porther Месяц назад +14

    And so we danced 😂

  • @ICavalcadeI
    @ICavalcadeI Месяц назад +16

    1:57 "they???...the government...?"

  • @alanminne8185
    @alanminne8185 Месяц назад +5

    The way Kramer tells the story feels like he's
    channeling J Peterman.

  • @jaguatiricaimediata5305
    @jaguatiricaimediata5305 Месяц назад +1

    3:42 "I'm being typecast!" is one of the most brilliant lines ever devised

  • @GoodFoodFriends
    @GoodFoodFriends Месяц назад +2

    To think that young Doctor went from guessing gonorrhoea to having to sit through “I AM A SURGEON”

  • @TheCreedBratton
    @TheCreedBratton Месяц назад +3

    Kramer starts telling a story like Mr Peterman 😂

    • @DLWells
      @DLWells Месяц назад +2

      Well, after all, he is the real J. Peterman...

  • @nickgiampaolo9977
    @nickgiampaolo9977 Месяц назад +6

    Cirrhosis of the liver and pcp addiction! Haha!

  • @DonnaMead-wr4fd
    @DonnaMead-wr4fd Месяц назад +5

    Best show ever 😂!!

  • @Newmanpostman
    @Newmanpostman Месяц назад +2

    THAT'S MY CIRRHOSIS! HE'S STEALING MY CIRRHOSIS!! 😂😂😂

  • @matthewkemmer
    @matthewkemmer Месяц назад +27

    They? The government?

  • @alexethan4480
    @alexethan4480 Месяц назад +2

    Kramer railing that black pepper 😂

  • @BlueRazor69
    @BlueRazor69 Месяц назад +1

    True story in a d&d campaign one the bandit villains was a ‘coquettish haberdasher’.

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 Месяц назад +2

    Chloe "It's ME!". So self absorbed and egotistical..like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!

  • @mikefarmer9165
    @mikefarmer9165 Месяц назад +4

    I'm being typecast 😂

  • @davidmurray7617
    @davidmurray7617 Месяц назад

    4:25 “You wanna be sick? I’ll make you sick!!” 😡

  • @user-dh4mi6ir2m
    @user-dh4mi6ir2m Месяц назад +6

    What was that? 0:20

  • @ohmypaper
    @ohmypaper Месяц назад

    02:25 Jin went to medical school before he crashed onto the island! But he didn’t tell anyone! 😂

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Месяц назад +2

    “Who…the government??”

  • @jandy4604
    @jandy4604 Месяц назад +3

    1:45 Kramer said that line perfectly like he really had gonorrhea. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 Месяц назад +3

    I wonder if they really do this at New York City hospitals, or anywhere else.

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc Месяц назад +3

      They still did about 10 years ago at a big medical center/ school in Nashville.

    • @anitpoisonp7521
      @anitpoisonp7521 Месяц назад

      It is a good idea

    • @mrgold714
      @mrgold714 Месяц назад +3

      @Melissa0774 well, the better ones

  • @inncogneato6341
    @inncogneato6341 Месяц назад +1

    “I’m being typecast.”

  • @npxmnpxm
    @npxmnpxm Месяц назад

    After seeing this episode, I never again rode a tractor in my bathing suit.

  • @frankiefisher6110
    @frankiefisher6110 Месяц назад +8

    🤔......
    ....Gonorrhea!!!!!😃

  • @DAF546
    @DAF546 Месяц назад +5

    Geologist from tbbt

  • @DanzQQ
    @DanzQQ Месяц назад +6

    Mickey 3:50 😂😂😂

    • @Trepanist
      @Trepanist Месяц назад +1

      Channeling William Shatner!

  • @c.m.f.1
    @c.m.f.1 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t believe this, I’m being type cast 😂

  • @yggdrago1244
    @yggdrago1244 Месяц назад +1

    Dr.Han💀

  • @markrussell0420
    @markrussell0420 Месяц назад +1

    And so we danced

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Месяц назад +1

    "The government?" 🤨

  • @4403323
    @4403323 Месяц назад

    Seems about right.

  • @SamaraRing
    @SamaraRing Месяц назад +2

    They??
    The government??

  • @user-ss3ud7pp7f
    @user-ss3ud7pp7f Месяц назад +1

    The show was absolutely nothing without Kramer and Elaine.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Месяц назад +2

      You meal HALF of the main characters?

  • @abeysekera1
    @abeysekera1 Месяц назад

    it was cool guys

  • @alexrgee
    @alexrgee Месяц назад

    Kramer was wishing for Groat's Disease.

  • @TheOne-tf7tp
    @TheOne-tf7tp 5 дней назад

    “That’s what they gave me” who would have thought that in todays world you might actually be referring to someone giving it to you 😂😂

  • @lazyartiste_2357
    @lazyartiste_2357 Месяц назад

    Hey is that Dr Han?

  • @jstohler
    @jstohler Месяц назад

    Mickey does a better Shatner than Shatner.

  • @אודילישא-בנוגעלגוף
    @אודילישא-בנוגעלגוף Месяц назад

    Not that there is anything wrong with it 😅

  • @HankAaronJoseph19
    @HankAaronJoseph19 Месяц назад

    Tractor

  • @lildude305
    @lildude305 Месяц назад

    small dude called kramer sick for stealing his role 😂

  • @ksiemer7295
    @ksiemer7295 Месяц назад +1

    Who's the beautiful blonde with Jerry ?

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Месяц назад +2

      Chloe

    • @anitpoisonp7521
      @anitpoisonp7521 Месяц назад +1

      The girl that was told that she got gonorrhea from a tractor. The tractor story 😂😅

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 9 дней назад +1

      It's her.

  • @brianmeese1641
    @brianmeese1641 Месяц назад

    The great thing about writing RUclips comments is that I always know I’m bringing something new and fresh to the scene.

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 Месяц назад

    Yeah, there's a lot of wretching going on in certain circles, last few days. 😂

  • @mrcapitalist2285
    @mrcapitalist2285 Месяц назад +1

    Absolute stupidity , can't believe people finds this crap funny ?

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Месяц назад +2

      Nice try

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 Месяц назад +2

      that's bogus man!

    • @mrgold714
      @mrgold714 Месяц назад +1

      @mrcapitalist2285 bot fail🤖

  • @mr.iforgot3062
    @mr.iforgot3062 Месяц назад +2

    This was a bad episode. Can't win them all I guess.