The Quest to Become a MILLIONAIRE in FNAF: Pizzeria Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @TheBones5
    @TheBones5  Месяц назад +885

    computer goblins are real
    proof: ruclips.net/video/fYGLgysU4JU/видео.html
    join the discord: discord.gg/muttarmy
    follow the gram: instagram.com/thebones5

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Месяц назад +12

      Nice

    • @arealmemeist6421
      @arealmemeist6421 Месяц назад +14

      that’s crazy and shit but what about 1,000,001 that would be even crazier

    • @Fanndch
      @Fanndch Месяц назад +5

      I, too, couldn't believe that brother got Goblin'ed at first, 'til I get to see for myself-it was very unfortunate, yet obvious all along. 😔

    • @one_efty
      @one_efty Месяц назад +1

      you're not playing the latest ucn deluxe version why though?

    • @technoturnovers7072
      @technoturnovers7072 Месяц назад +1

      I think the in-universe reason why you're rewarded for playing the arcade games is that doing it helps generate the illusion of activity at the pizzeria, thus making it seem more legit and helping bait in the animatronics; as such, 'Faz-Rating' is effectively a metric of how good you are at doing your actual job, *simulating* a realistic Fazbear's location that kids would actually want to visit

  • @bezel95
    @bezel95 Месяц назад +3518

    What I expected: An optimal purchase route and lots of fruit punch.
    What I got: Touhou

    • @canalruindms
      @canalruindms 25 дней назад +73

      this is truely my favorite tohou youtuber now

    • @wicontagion
      @wicontagion 24 дня назад +53

      what we expected: fnaf 6
      what we got: touhou 19

    • @KaroshiSalad1987
      @KaroshiSalad1987 23 дня назад +3

      😭😭😭

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 23 дня назад +4

      @@wicontagion kinda feels closer to undertale as a bullet hell light though...

    • @toso7050
      @toso7050 22 дня назад +54

      ​​@@link_team3855The deceptively tiny hitbox (thus graze), the unconstrained movement (instead of a tiny box), and the constant shooting from your character makes it Touhou and it's not even close

  • @AstralSpiff
    @AstralSpiff 28 дней назад +3225

    Very fun vid :) Hoops is the early goat if you wanna avoid clown mental
    Only my wife can handle constant clowning, she’s got that 100% win rate

  • @neoselket562
    @neoselket562 Месяц назад +6937

    I don't know how this guy manages college, crazy hard challenge runs, and editing all at once and still manages to make high quality videos on a consistent and frequent basis. Actually superhuman.

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains Месяц назад +627

      Listening to him talk, sounds like alcohol or lack of sleep.
      Especially after the 40 minute mark, I hear quite a bit of words being slurred.

    • @OhTheNameIsEliMOBILE
      @OhTheNameIsEliMOBILE Месяц назад +51

      @@WinterPainsisn’t he under 21 tho?

    • @MasterGX
      @MasterGX Месяц назад +823

      @@OhTheNameIsEliMOBILE And you think that matters to college students?

    • @OhTheNameIsEliMOBILE
      @OhTheNameIsEliMOBILE Месяц назад +46

      @ yea, fair point

    • @achilles8940
      @achilles8940 Месяц назад +558

      @@WinterPainsit’s likely lack of sleep and not alcohol since alcohol is a depressor, and makes falling asleep easier

  • @simonsalinas1
    @simonsalinas1 Месяц назад +427

    I love the "I almost gave up on the hardest minigame in the game, but then I remembered the alternative is sitting in silence for 20 minutes a game. Suddenly, a minute and a half of hell sounds way better." You're awesome, dude, I respect your dedication

  • @wubberson4450
    @wubberson4450 Месяц назад +328

    56:10 “I’ll prove it to you. I’m not crazy.” followed by that desktop had me giggling like a fool.

  • @rinkooo6006
    @rinkooo6006 Месяц назад +4099

    (the clowns existing)
    astralspiff: *war flashbacks*

    • @Goldenblade14
      @Goldenblade14 Месяц назад +200

      THE LITTLE SH*TS STRIKE AGAIN

    • @Jaummerjuice
      @Jaummerjuice Месяц назад

      THE LITTLE SHITS STRIKE AGAIN

    • @MaximeLafreniere433
      @MaximeLafreniere433 Месяц назад +143

      As soon as he went over... *_The Clown,_* we all knew what was gonna happen.

    • @scotginger4690
      @scotginger4690 Месяц назад +122

      Fruit punch for everyone.

    • @Jaummerjuice
      @Jaummerjuice Месяц назад +10

      For real for real

  • @DejanGrima
    @DejanGrima Месяц назад +2617

    1:01:08 That guy, the background has no clue what is happening and is celebrating with you. That's a true friendship right there.

    • @space-diny7667
      @space-diny7667 Месяц назад +64

      How did you find that timestamp if you started the vid as soon as it released you would be at around 50 minutes

    • @DejanGrima
      @DejanGrima Месяц назад +96

      @space-diny7667 There is something called "2x speed"

    • @jannik1375
      @jannik1375 Месяц назад +164

      Who watches on 2x speed???

    • @ferdinandkuhn6975
      @ferdinandkuhn6975 Месяц назад +120

      @@jannik1375 Someone in a hurry

    • @equinox_28
      @equinox_28 Месяц назад +68

      Ngl personally I tend to watch most RUclips content in 2x speed

  • @theepicminecraft11
    @theepicminecraft11 Месяц назад +1428

    "I am not crazy" 56:10 , 'has entire desktop coated with 5 nights at candy's files'

    • @anonymous10-d7t
      @anonymous10-d7t 26 дней назад +64

      crazy i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me crazy

    • @kemonoshift
      @kemonoshift 26 дней назад +50

      the goblins put them there

    • @AwesomeGuy_21
      @AwesomeGuy_21 24 дня назад +8

      Realistic candy

    • @SpikeForrestGaming
      @SpikeForrestGaming 23 дня назад

      @@anonymous10-d7t SO ARE YOU CRAZY OR NOT

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby 22 дня назад +1

      Yes that is the joke

  • @harm0ny_
    @harm0ny_ 27 дней назад +102

    I love how you brought up Spiff fans at the clown. It’s so funny because everyone hated the clown at first, but Stockholm syndrome set in and we all realized it’s way funnier to love the clown.

  • @lwardrop2453
    @lwardrop2453 Месяц назад +96

    1:30 What’s funny is that your reaction to the pizza is exactly why it in-lore gives the character an extra $100:
    It fulfills the requirement of being a 4 topping pizza, without using any of that expensive meat and using yucky-and-cheap-as-heck veggies instead!
    Your establishment won’t be popular for its pizzas, but if they’re going to eat here, it’s those toppings or no toppings. That’s just what they’ll have to eat.

  • @SaucyPuppetShow1
    @SaucyPuppetShow1 Месяц назад +1434

    8:52 Don't worry friend, I'm pretty sure most of us actually hate Fruit Punch Clown too, we just have a cult-like obsession with it.

  • @Claas-ty1se
    @Claas-ty1se Месяц назад +2163

    Early game: Clown
    Late game: TOUHOU

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Месяц назад +125

      Clownpiece:"I love Fnaf 6 minmaxing."

    • @Jojo_4_5_6
      @Jojo_4_5_6 Месяц назад +71

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@lpfan4491Clownpiece: “But I hate those Lunarians.”

    • @kylegrefe4399
      @kylegrefe4399 Месяц назад +20

      ​@lpfan4491 Literally was fighting her earlier today. Got my first PD Normal clear (no bombs), and she whooped my ass. Was on her for like 4 hours, and Junko wasn't even a full hour herself.
      On the bright side, her spells are now 1/99+ instead of 0/99+.

    • @Lily-white
      @Lily-white Месяц назад +4

      UFO best game

    • @ebstool6885
      @ebstool6885 Месяц назад +1

      @@Lily-white*PCB

  • @SuperPuffXD
    @SuperPuffXD Месяц назад +890

    56:10 There's something so comedic about the desktop full of Candy shortcuts appearing in the background as you repeat how you're not insane.

  • @alexursu4403
    @alexursu4403 26 дней назад +156

    1:02:58 Nah man, pretty sure that if there's anyone who wants to throw you out the window, it's yourself, for being so masochistic. Finals were already bad enough. Forcing yourself to go through so much Fruit Clown on top of the Gravity Vortex only made it worse. We understand you're not just some guy who does content creation 24/7 and we're glad you're still making those challenge videos. Don't push yourself and, while I understand trying to impose deadlines for yourself, your health and wellbeing *TAKE PRIORITY* .

    • @Heyhowsitgoin999
      @Heyhowsitgoin999 18 дней назад +4

      Fun Fact: The word "Defenestrate" is the act of throwing a person out of a window.

    • @JayRiley-z2u
      @JayRiley-z2u 4 дня назад

      So real

  • @merrybandit9265
    @merrybandit9265 29 дней назад +55

    Good lord, you did this during FINALS WEEK? Insane as always. I admire your willingness to put yourself through these challenges, but also recognize the importance of stepping back + putting things in perspective. Nothing but respect!

  • @Fear_Incarnate
    @Fear_Incarnate Месяц назад +1327

    48:57 You shouldn't feel ashamed for struggling at something that is objectively hard and exhausting just because someone else out there suffers more than you. Never forget that there are thousands of people that are there for you and ready to support you no matter what.

    • @ogom-io3rb
      @ogom-io3rb Месяц назад +100

      Agreed as suffering isn’t a competition.

    • @TheBones5
      @TheBones5  Месяц назад +600

      This is true, but it’s always good to have a reality check, I worked part time at a movie theater for 2.5 years and I’d rather do every challenge I’ve ever done on RUclips in a row then work one more shift in that place. It just helps keep my mentality right

    • @donron1251
      @donron1251 Месяц назад +47

      @@TheBones5 on god i feel that so hard with my current job

    • @koopatroopa6412
      @koopatroopa6412 Месяц назад +9

      @@TheBones5 REAL

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 Месяц назад +16

      @@TheBones5 well now you know what your next challenge video has to be 😈

  • @Christianzaiter
    @Christianzaiter Месяц назад +756

    TheBones5 during fnaflocke: I HATE FNAF 6
    Also TheBones5: makes an hour long video during the time in his life where it’s hard to make videos for viewers cuz of college, about fnaf 6

    • @roblomine1640
      @roblomine1640 Месяц назад +30

      "you know what ima do?... Ima play some UCN DELUX"

    • @TheWatchPartyForever
      @TheWatchPartyForever Месяц назад +5

      @roblomine1640R.I.P young one. You will be missed🙏😭

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 29 дней назад +3

      to be fair, he just doesn’t like the horror sections of fnaf 6

  • @Minekatt3
    @Minekatt3 Месяц назад +381

    Thanks for being respectful of your fellow students. I had a gamer rage under my dorm room consistently at 2-3am and the RA never took me seriously. A whole year this went on.
    I lost so much sleep and got so mad that I was waiting on the elevator for someone to let me off on the floor below so I could try to talk to them. Coward would never answer his door when I made it.
    Respect to you man. I really appreciate you raging in silence.

    • @masterziggycat9779
      @masterziggycat9779 26 дней назад +23

      "can't sleep 'cus some kid keeps yelling? Damn, that sucks. Have fun."

    • @Minekatt3
      @Minekatt3 16 дней назад +10

      ​@@masterziggycat9779 She really did say to me "Whenever you make a complaint the RAs have to get up to address it" As though I was inconveniencing her and lying. So frustrating.

  • @TheMochaMadness
    @TheMochaMadness Месяц назад +49

    Honestly, like the rant about the fact that content creation is overplayed earned you maaaasive respect in my books. On top of that, there were no sub-plugs, just two midway video suggestions. Thats... Really refreshing. The 'beating four fnaf games at once' is a really interesting concept to me, and ill watch that when I'm done with this. First video I've seen from you, and I'm already a subscriber. Peace and love, and have a good day.

  • @slidingaceAlt
    @slidingaceAlt 26 дней назад +26

    You the Goat. This was super entertaining. GG. I hope to get this crazy at FNAF on day. Fruit punch for everyone!

  • @henrycrystal9740
    @henrycrystal9740 Месяц назад +581

    djsterf walked so that spiff could run and you could fly

  • @SYKOKRIMZENEXXXX
    @SYKOKRIMZENEXXXX Месяц назад +1119

    “Eat the rich” ❌
    “Let the rich build a shit resturant and let it burn to flames” ✅

    • @IDoNotLikeFutureTrunks
      @IDoNotLikeFutureTrunks Месяц назад +23

      but I'm hungry :(

    • @juders7354
      @juders7354 Месяц назад +54

      “Eat the rich” ✅
      “Let the rich build a shit resturant and let it burn to flames” ✅

    • @F.M671
      @F.M671 Месяц назад +13

      @@juders7354 cringe

    • @Duckz4bucks
      @Duckz4bucks Месяц назад +8

      ⁠eat the rich pizza

    • @MitzoSchizo
      @MitzoSchizo Месяц назад +7

      But I wanna recreate the French revolution... :

  • @DejanGrima
    @DejanGrima Месяц назад +429

    Bro, 11x gravity vortex in a row is insane what

  • @lukasmay_
    @lukasmay_ Месяц назад +31

    At 56:10 Bones explaining, that he is not crazy, while showing his desktop full of "irl Candy wallpapers" is just pure comedy gold xd.

  • @prismaticshades3336
    @prismaticshades3336 9 дней назад +7

    As a casual touhou player, I have to say that I never thought of streaming like you did with that cod zombies training analogy. Even if they are so wildly similar in execution, its a neat comparison. I was also very surprised to see how similar GV actually is to a touhou stage.
    Can't wait for the touhou 1ccs.

  • @TheoldHunter0
    @TheoldHunter0 Месяц назад +299

    1:01:06 the guy behind you celebrating your epic completion even though he didnt even knew what the actual fuck was happening is just funny (hes a true homie i cant lie)

  • @viccne
    @viccne Месяц назад +847

    TheBones5, certified fazillionaire.

    • @henrybardole4487
      @henrybardole4487 Месяц назад +12

      i wish i was a diddillionaire fr

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Месяц назад +14

      ​@henrybardole4487 Ayeo huuuuuuhhhhhhhh???????? 😭😭😭

    • @poormanchemist
      @poormanchemist Месяц назад

      @@RipRLeeErmeyWHWHWHWHWAT)!!????? OMGOAH OMG 😱 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    • @Latios55
      @Latios55 Месяц назад +21

      Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for loss of sanity

    • @Duckz4bucks
      @Duckz4bucks Месяц назад +1

      This man got #29 on gaming trending

  • @Synystergrin217
    @Synystergrin217 Месяц назад +388

    when you mentioned fruit punch clown i immediately wondered if we would get a spiff reference and it only took a few seconds. made me so happy. amazing video and i think you could easily become the best fnaf youtuber if you aren't already.

  • @pachafry2339
    @pachafry2339 25 дней назад +14

    What I excpected: Becoming a millionaire in pizza sim
    What I got: Gravity Vortex guide

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 29 дней назад +13

    And now, knowing Scott, he will see this video and go back and add an achievement and some insane lore dump behind getting a million score and you have to do this all a second time just to get that!

  • @Mewtwo557
    @Mewtwo557 Месяц назад +1057

    As an Astralspiff fan, I can safely say that I do in fact NOT like the clown at all, and it was only funny because of how annoying it was to perfect.

    • @notZabami
      @notZabami Месяц назад +18

      🍋🥛

    • @BaslightBatekeepBoyboss
      @BaslightBatekeepBoyboss Месяц назад +35

      As an AstralSpiff hater, I love the clown. Spiff ruined the fnaf community.

    • @fandommess3591
      @fandommess3591 Месяц назад +102

      As a fellow spiff fan that prays on his downfall (being a nonbeliever) HOW COULD YOU 💔💔💔 he gives everyone fruit punch 😔💔

    • @birdcagenumber7
      @birdcagenumber7 Месяц назад +55

      ​@BaslightBatekeepBoyboss I genuinely wanna hear this take. Not having any opinions, just curious :P

    • @MWNTI_Studios
      @MWNTI_Studios Месяц назад +24

      ​@@BaslightBatekeepBoyboss How exactly?

  • @Gemarald
    @Gemarald Месяц назад +297

    The hardest game in Fnaf is Touhou.
    Truly the difficulty of the games transcends even genres.

    • @Lily-white
      @Lily-white Месяц назад +23

      Touhou isn't all that hard, knowing some key strategies is important and seems he learnt streaming eventually (tapping perpendicular to aimed bullets as late as possible to make use of space)

    • @Falconii2
      @Falconii2 Месяц назад +26

      @@Lily-whitebrother, th15 lunatic… just no. Touhou isn’t hard always, but it is hard.

    • @DianeSteele
      @DianeSteele Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Falconii2depends on the shot type, two of them are kinda a joke, marisa and reimu make you actually have to learn the game though

  • @OFSheep
    @OFSheep Месяц назад +105

    I thought I would see bizarre money exploits. But actually it was really thebones5 becoming the greatest bullet hell player ever. But actually the real enemy was himself. But actually the real enemy was the fruit punch clown. But actually the real enemy was himself, again. But actually the real enemy was computer gremlins from Jotunheimer. Truly a shonen anime hero arc.

  • @iwasdeleted708
    @iwasdeleted708 23 дня назад +12

    The real reason behind fazbear still being a corporation and making a mall, man Mike must have been a true bullet hell enjoyer.

  • @HyunXP
    @HyunXP 29 дней назад +6

    New viewer and you earned my sub. :)
    Also this guy:
    > Opens a shit restaurant
    > Become a millionaire
    > Burns it all down

  • @royalbluegaming7763
    @royalbluegaming7763 Месяц назад +702

    Fruit Punch for Everyone

  • @MrYuley
    @MrYuley Месяц назад +71

    1:01:30 your roommate in the background is KILLING ME😭🙏🏼

  • @ShadowsNumber1Simp
    @ShadowsNumber1Simp Месяц назад +483

    Congrats on being rich, now you can buy William Afton himself!

    • @cinderleaves3949
      @cinderleaves3949 Месяц назад +22

      How much is Mr. Decaying Murderous Furry on Ebay?

    • @Aussie_Axe
      @Aussie_Axe Месяц назад

      ​@@cinderleaves39495 bucks

    • @ShadowsNumber1Simp
      @ShadowsNumber1Simp Месяц назад

      @@cinderleaves3949 $1

    • @naf8787
      @naf8787 Месяц назад

      @@cinderleaves3949bout $19.87 or so

    • @thedogefox8939
      @thedogefox8939 Месяц назад +8

      No need, he literally begs you to get him, for FREE

  • @romymeekz6499
    @romymeekz6499 Месяц назад +4

    Honestly, your long videos are a piece of happiness to me. Nothing slaps as hard as them seriously. They bring comfort like thinking else. Thank you Bones!

  • @SATTy_PAVLOV
    @SATTy_PAVLOV 26 дней назад +7

    the yapping on 48:00 to 50:00 got my sub
    this is too real man.

  • @yasuomain4350
    @yasuomain4350 Месяц назад +222

    Bro achieved generational wealth by building a pizzeria filled with goofy murderbots

    • @slime_whoscrabby
      @slime_whoscrabby 22 дня назад +5

      Henry: to you my brave volunteer, I'm sure your right where you want to be
      Michael who just earned 140k $ in 6 days: no no no no wait wait wait

  • @Lavollager
    @Lavollager Месяц назад +215

    This wasn't what I was expecting "The Hardest Vanilla FNAF Challenge TheBones5 has done" to be but okay

    • @Calciumwheel
      @Calciumwheel Месяц назад +21

      And it’s all because of some clowning

  • @Bahmetus
    @Bahmetus Месяц назад +61

    Imagine studying for your exams but your roommate keeps playing fnaf and talking about RNG goblins

  • @Souls_29
    @Souls_29 24 дня назад +5

    I fell asleep watching this video and I come back to watch it and I happened to be on the start of the Fruit Punch Clown. Truly destiny

  • @DaveMoment
    @DaveMoment 24 дня назад +4

    56:09 it's really funny to see someone say "i'll PROVE i'm not crazy RIGHT NOW" when their entire desktop is filled with the same image of irl candy

  • @kaiserxyozni4786
    @kaiserxyozni4786 Месяц назад +197

    With that many gravity vortex wins you are ready to play touhou

    • @sonicdml4175
      @sonicdml4175 Месяц назад +52

      As someone who had played Touhou, GV seems a lot worse because it's just straight-up unfair, at least Touhou is almost entirely skill and practice

    • @matheuskirisame
      @matheuskirisame Месяц назад +29

      at least touhou has bombs to get you out of bullshit situations (if you aren't doing no-bombs/pacifist)

    • @Ioun267
      @Ioun267 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@matheuskirisame And Touhou is doubly merciful since you have a window to "death bomb" and effectively trade a bomb for a life.

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 17 дней назад

      Now i'm waiting for the inevitable Touhoulocke

  • @probbmatic
    @probbmatic Месяц назад +79

    Fruit punch clown and gravity vortex should reproduce together to create fruit punch vortex where there are the moving kids in the space game instead of bbs and jjs

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Месяц назад +8

      fnaf branded enemies to lovers

  • @TheFerrarifan458
    @TheFerrarifan458 Месяц назад +102

    Bones5 and AstralSpiff upload on the same day LETS GOOO

  • @childy_2452
    @childy_2452 29 дней назад +3

    I turned on the video before doing my homework, not noticing that it lasted an hour. In the end, I got such joyful emotions from this video, the ending was truly epic, like the final arc, your monologue that helped you not to be angry at the game, bypassing fruit punch clown and finally, in jerks from 800 thousand, there was finally a MILLION Faz-rating. I was provided with a good mood for the whole day. I wrote this comment after I finished my homework, I'm glad I came across this good video

  • @evertime123
    @evertime123 28 дней назад +5

    11:24
    "Waiting for all these stupid kids to line up" - The Nefarious William Afton

  • @nea.l3501
    @nea.l3501 Месяц назад +22

    I recently discovered your channel and i've been binging your videos keep it up!

  • @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
    @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 Месяц назад +112

    48:00 Bro, in the most platonic way, you have really pretty eyes.
    Also you're crazy for continuing the challenge during finals 💀 Great video though

    • @jplays338
      @jplays338 Месяц назад +5

      PARASOCIALLLLLL, YOU NEED TO LOG OFfffff.

    • @Acro_YT
      @Acro_YT Месяц назад +29

      @@jplays338love you too

    • @pbandmayosandwich3208
      @pbandmayosandwich3208 Месяц назад +18

      This is 100% being said in a gay way

    • @novaspion2328
      @novaspion2328 Месяц назад +17

      Chat, is this rizz?

    • @jplays338
      @jplays338 Месяц назад +1

      @@Acro_YT >:3

  • @unknwnghst
    @unknwnghst Месяц назад +94

    Gravity Vortex is the Touhou of F.N.A.F.
    Amazing work as always. Remember to take breathers and take care of yourself!

  • @evil_squidevil
    @evil_squidevil 29 дней назад +34

    Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a COD zombies player where the term "Training" came from

    • @Brennan0914
      @Brennan0914 24 дня назад +1

      'Training' is the process of creating a 'train' of zombies.
      -An OG WaW zombies player

    • @machineplayz1850
      @machineplayz1850 24 дня назад +2

      @@Brennan0914r word train lol

    • @failurenotsorry6600
      @failurenotsorry6600 23 дня назад +1

      i would actually like to know that information

    • @machineplayz1850
      @machineplayz1850 23 дня назад +1

      @@failurenotsorry6600 rap3 train

  • @bap3227
    @bap3227 29 дней назад +2

    YESSS!!!! THE CLOWN STRIKES AGAIN!!!
    just watched more of the video, plz take a break if u wanna!! ur mental health is worth more than playing a game for hours straight when u can take breaks
    (and doing an alternate route just to avoid unfun gameplay is so cool, i rlly need to do this too!!)

  • @tuananhbui6192
    @tuananhbui6192 Месяц назад +65

    Fruit punch clown: I'm the hardest minigame
    Gravity vortex: Hold my built_in TOUHOU

  • @dervik2
    @dervik2 Месяц назад +67

    1:00:58 gotta love Chad Thundercock cheering you on from the back

    • @iselfdestrukt7338
      @iselfdestrukt7338 Месяц назад +5

      I'm gonna use that name in bed😂(if I ever get that lucky🥲)

  • @HMP_2256
    @HMP_2256 Месяц назад +90

    life is better when thebones5 uploads

  • @Prizzz
    @Prizzz 29 дней назад +3

    I'm so picky about my RUclips subscriptions because I spend an ungodly amount of time on RUclips...with that being said not only did I immediately love your style and editing but you're one of the very few channels that the only thing I wish was different was that you could upload more often X( I don't have a PC yet but because of you I'm getting one and definitely downloading all the FNAC but betters

  • @TheHat_32
    @TheHat_32 28 дней назад +2

    this was strangely inspirational, from hitting rock bottom to getting the final puzzle piece that removed the anxiety in the first place, amazing vid, earned a sub

  • @kitchaos1118
    @kitchaos1118 Месяц назад +61

    I appreciate how seriously you take proof, so often people will just ignore it and it really devalues the accomplishments of those GOATS who actually do the hard things. Your work doesn't go unnoticed!

  • @Sludge2004
    @Sludge2004 Месяц назад +39

    19:55 absolutely insane posture from bro in the back

  • @juliancalero8012
    @juliancalero8012 Месяц назад +50

    Gravity Vortex aka. Toho's pizzeria adventure

  • @BILLY_GOAT_1987
    @BILLY_GOAT_1987 25 дней назад +2

    gg for the challenge ! I think for the gravity vortex plays, you could have warmed up on the clickteam version, so you warm up on it, then you do it on the game, maybe more long to make, but it could have guarantee more wins ? GG again for the video, it's insanely well made, and the smash music at the end is just perfect !

    • @BILLY_GOAT_1987
      @BILLY_GOAT_1987 24 дня назад

      what i mean about that, is before doing the 10 gravity vortex plays, warming up on the "test version" then go in the game could have been possible ? (sorry if this is stupid bruh)

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 25 дней назад +2

    I NEVER do these types of challenges but I always enjoy watching people who do them, and their explanations. Loved it!

  • @RNGGobbo
    @RNGGobbo Месяц назад +51

    Ahh you may have bested me, but my reign of terror has only begun...

  • @notoriousd.i.g.87
    @notoriousd.i.g.87 Месяц назад +26

    The Summoning Salt video for Gravity Vortex is gonna go crazy.

  • @AshBlossomWorshiper
    @AshBlossomWorshiper Месяц назад +28

    11:45 i thought bro was gonna go into a helix sponsor

  • @loloiiiiiou
    @loloiiiiiou 28 дней назад +3

    43:14 i literaly fell asleep watching DJ Sterf playing that damn minigame

  • @LemonLime201
    @LemonLime201 28 дней назад +1

    You learn something new everyday, I had no idea Candy Cadet's stories were rare, I used him once and got one and never used him again lmao

  • @mochapoke3100
    @mochapoke3100 Месяц назад +40

    The dont get hit mentality is similar to something you see in games like buckshot roulette, where most people try to predict what the odds of the next shell being live etc where they then forget that the point of the game is to kill the dealer and by shooting yourself you're giving yourself more chances to be shot ( obviously theres always specific cases where it could be different)
    But yeah, the thing about gravity vortex is the same and its easy to forget when you're playing. If you never get hit you will win, it doesnt matter about how much you hit the enemies or anything. Just dont get hit and you'll win

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 28 дней назад +1

      trying to soul read the gun is more fun thoughhh

    • @AndyGun11
      @AndyGun11 27 дней назад

      buckshot roulette is a bad example but i get what you're saying

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 27 дней назад +1

      Backshot roulette

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope Месяц назад +29

    Balloon Boy hitting you with the Touhou beam

  • @spikkey5997
    @spikkey5997 Месяц назад +20

    Honestly, the Technical explanations in these videos are for sure my favorite part.
    Awesome video as always

  • @sega64guy20
    @sega64guy20 19 дней назад

    I don’t usually comment on YT videos but I’ve been on a binge watch with all of your videos and they’re like- perfect podcast material whenever I work at my graveyard shifts. Goes to show how excellent your scripting, storytelling and overall information distribution is. Can’t wait for the next one!!

  • @shake3039
    @shake3039 23 дня назад

    Dude, you really are insane but also the GOAT of FNAF challenge runs. Keep doing what you’re doing because your whole journey is just awesome! Liked, Subscribed, commented. Let that engagement roll in!

  • @NaitokyattoXD
    @NaitokyattoXD Месяц назад +22

    your roomate cheering at the end is pretty funny (but cool lol)
    anyway this challenge is goofy but also pretty crazy ngl

  • @Y.O.L.O000
    @Y.O.L.O000 Месяц назад +23

    "I hate the clown"
    *You alerted the horde of splink fans

    • @corbonoboi6679
      @corbonoboi6679 29 дней назад +5

      WHY WOULD ANYONE HATE THE CLOWN ?!?!11!!!! (plinK🐱) it's on the s tier level with giga Monty

  • @Pamonha713
    @Pamonha713 Месяц назад +22

    This guy is a fucking menace to society. What an inspiration personificated in one single individual. You deserve all the respect and admiration of the world, how does one even manage to get that far? Absolute LEGEND

  • @tadijapetkovic6523
    @tadijapetkovic6523 25 дней назад +1

    Very cool video. Awesome to see you putting so much hard work and effort into making videos of such quality.
    If I can make a suggestion, though, I'd like to see you do some kind of challenge in FNAF World instead of the regular games since I've never seen you play it before.

  • @plasmaflippy9376
    @plasmaflippy9376 22 дня назад

    I generally tend to watch several of youtubers' videos before considering subscribing, but the effort you put into your video, the lenght and all, this is the first video I saw from you and I subscribed. Cheers.

  • @Lucat_Here
    @Lucat_Here Месяц назад +36

    54:56 Putting “Girlfriend Asmr” Over the tape player was absolutely vile 😭🙏

    • @joelproductions23
      @joelproductions23 28 дней назад +2

      He's just trying to relate to some of his audience (w pfp)

  • @メシャ
    @メシャ Месяц назад +51

    TheBones5, first ever Fazbear franchisee to become a Fazillionaire! Great stuff like always!
    Btw, never show this man Touhou lmfao

    • @saragenren6139
      @saragenren6139 26 дней назад

      Nah, we start him on an ez one like 15

  • @Aneko101
    @Aneko101 Месяц назад +8

    Of all the massive triumphs from beating Gravity Vortex so many times in a row, to beating Hardest Saturday, to even playing UCN Deluxe on the side. I think we can all agree that the biggest triumph was finally banishing Fruit Punch Clown to the Shadow Realm. Truly a TheBones5 RUclips channel on RUclips W.

  • @kalimatronix
    @kalimatronix 28 дней назад +3

    37:07 Rather interesting experience being a Touhou fan and seeing someone explaining Streaming without proper danmaku terminology.

  • @Cerderius
    @Cerderius 25 дней назад +2

    My takeaway from this video: "Wait, thats how you get the pickle?"

  • @tayssux3971
    @tayssux3971 Месяц назад +6

    Incredible as Always, i really felt myself talking when you were talking about warming UP again and again because juste of a litlle break that destroy your warm up, i felt the same while doing fnac 3 cn 3.0.0, grinding for 3 hours, doing a break of 2 minutes, for forgeting all i've learned.

  • @frost_nightmare98
    @frost_nightmare98 Месяц назад +42

    *Sees Clown game*
    AstralSpiff stream PTSD

  • @Macaw-gf1ve
    @Macaw-gf1ve Месяц назад +64

    9:25 the circle that they show you is slightly bigger scare radius than what it shows, also you don’t wanna use lemonade clown cause he gives half of the jackpot bonus that fruit punch clown gives

  • @honeycrisp808
    @honeycrisp808 21 день назад +5

    As a pizza employee, I'm a little offended you think onions, mushrooms, olives and peppers is the most disgusting possible combination. I've seen so much worse than you could possibly imagine.

    • @sandracula
      @sandracula 21 день назад

      Lol

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 14 дней назад

      Unironically mushroom, onion and peppers (I assume bell pepper and not banana pepper) is an A tier pizza with olives dropping it down to C cause the Olives would just overpower everything else

  • @pistincup352
    @pistincup352 29 дней назад +2

    I bet this video represented a brand new chapter in your life. Hopefully, you can avoid the Fruit Punch Clown at any cost, just like the moment you realized you could skip the clown at the cost of losing a few attempts on the Gravity Vortex. It was really awesome seeing you beating the challenge you set out to create through this 1 Hour Video. Respect, because I know that I wouldn’t have the patience on dealing with such a thing (nor the skills, if I had any)

  • @JokerNoJokes
    @JokerNoJokes Месяц назад +25

    57:34 "the only hp that matters is the last one"

  • @elcubocuadrado1160
    @elcubocuadrado1160 Месяц назад +26

    1:31 This is literally the pizza my parents order.

  • @breadmilkYT
    @breadmilkYT Месяц назад +20

    Peak is acquired at 8:38

  • @John-fo4wp
    @John-fo4wp 5 дней назад

    This channel is what introduced me to the technical side of FNAF, thank you
    I use to watch a lot of FNAF fan games (especially Tyke and Sons)

  • @A.J_Jimenez.
    @A.J_Jimenez. 27 дней назад

    Hello thebones5,
    I'm a new viewer, and I have to say that I loved the way you made your content. I can't even comprehend the amount of mental stress and dedication you put into the challenge. This is a hell of a video. I hope you take some time to rest well through all that effort.
    Sincerely-New subcriber

  • @Chris.Barbosa
    @Chris.Barbosa Месяц назад +14

    How a fnaf minigame teached bones to play touhou

  • @allengainzmma
    @allengainzmma Месяц назад +11

    Found your channel the other day and ended up binge watching all your FNAF content while I’m sick and it really helped me get my mind off of how terrible I feel so thank you for that your channel is amazing.

  • @crimson2618
    @crimson2618 Месяц назад +9

    Dawg i just got done binge watching some of your hardest challenges, subscribed and boom notification hits with new upload.
    Guess this rng was pretty good huh😂❤

  • @Nikos90g
    @Nikos90g 7 дней назад

    I love how you take classic fnaf games to their absolute limit. Your videos are always really fun to watch.