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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @ADoseofBuckley
    @ADoseofBuckley 3 года назад +23916

    This is why this is the greatest video game channel on RUclips. 300 other goofballs on here are scrambling to get their Psychonauts 2 reviews up, Dunkey says "here's TEKKEN from 1994 this is what you get today".

    • @rasmustagu
      @rasmustagu 3 года назад +233

      Exactly

    • @titus17
      @titus17 3 года назад +442

      out here sounding like a kanye west fan. his content is great but hes just a dude fam

    • @scoutpilgrim5320
      @scoutpilgrim5320 3 года назад +229

      dunkey's so good, I actually forgot all about psychonauts 2 the second I saw this on my feed
      it's a mastapeece

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 3 года назад +280

      Psyconauts 2 has tekken a back seat

    • @exeterd9
      @exeterd9 3 года назад +206

      @@titus17 have you ever experienced satire just once in your pitiful life?

  • @Harry101UK
    @Harry101UK 3 года назад +6437

    I like how you ended on a cliffhanger.

  • @questionablekumquats4437
    @questionablekumquats4437 2 года назад +1508

    King is such a cool character. I hope he stays financially and mentally stable in the next game

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 2 года назад +209

      Yeah, it would be a shame if he turned to heavy drinking.

    • @thehuman2cs715
      @thehuman2cs715 2 года назад +170

      It would really suck if the orphanage ran out of money

    • @rossman8919
      @rossman8919 2 года назад +84

      I hope he isn't killed by a green guy

    • @HarbingerofTKD
      @HarbingerofTKD 2 года назад +65

      Hope he don't get replaced by some weird jaguarman

    • @mrbigman006
      @mrbigman006 2 года назад +12

      Who's gonna tell him

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 3 года назад +7664

    the cutscenes in this game are peak playstation era aesthetic

    • @derekhenriquez5740
      @derekhenriquez5740 3 года назад +12

      Yes sir

    • @snkerdoodles
      @snkerdoodles 3 года назад +21

      Where the haunted Tekken disc creepypasta?

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 3 года назад +3

      I keep seeing you in comments..
      But since you like Oney I know you have good taste

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 3 года назад +3

      Surprised there hasn't been a narration of a kid's first time trying the game. Nothing bizarre, just the game as-is

    • @Karleetoh
      @Karleetoh 3 года назад +3

      90s cg fmvs are nightmare fuel for me. sometimes I want a horror game that looks like that

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 3 года назад +692

    "Kazuya likes to collect sneakers."
    Knowing Kazuya that can only mean he steals the shoes off of his opponents the same way General Grievous steals lightsabers.

    • @spookytanooky
      @spookytanooky 3 года назад +89

      “Your Yeezy’s will make a fine addition to my collection.”

    • @giackthedemonandothermadne2863
      @giackthedemonandothermadne2863 3 года назад +14

      In tekken 7 he got his sneakers collection back

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels 3 года назад +9

      If shoes fly off of someone in a car accident, that person is dead.
      Therefore, Kazuya steals the shoes that fly off his victims after he kills them

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm 3 года назад +6

      Or the same way Nina stole from Anna.

    • @greivrabbah9612
      @greivrabbah9612 3 года назад +15

      Please note: when heihachi was kicking Lee's face off in that 100% juggle, he had shoes on.. but when kazuya yeeted him off the cliff at the end? Barefoot. Shoes = collected.

  • @profhobo8681
    @profhobo8681 10 месяцев назад +33

    4:16 the craziest part is that they referenced Kazuya's hobby in his Tekken 8 arcade ending. He gets interviewed after conquering the world, and he shows off his sneakers collection room. It's hillarious

  • @gamblingking6495
    @gamblingking6495 3 года назад +2641

    Tekken franchise summed up in one statement: “Heihachi is still alive”

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 года назад +99

      If Heihachi is actually dead in Tekken 8, I'm gonna be mildly upset.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo 3 года назад +219

      “Somehow, Heihachi is still alive”

    • @averageguy6675
      @averageguy6675 3 года назад +44

      @@yoshimallow Akuma comes in again as a guest character and saves Heihachi to become best friends ☺️

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 года назад +18

      Heihachi needs to come back as a ghost the same way that Jinpachi did

    • @laurentiusmcmxcv
      @laurentiusmcmxcv 3 года назад +22

      Heihachi will outlive everyone. And i mean, EVERYone

  • @newtypeofguy6356
    @newtypeofguy6356 3 года назад +2189

    “Likes: His father’s hateful looks.”
    Kazuya, relax. Lmaooo

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 3 года назад +82

      Kazuya: "I...Fucking...Hate...My...Father..."

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 года назад +39

      @@tailedgates9 Jin: "I hate my father too"

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered 3 года назад +2

      not really you?

    • @Weangered
      @Weangered 3 года назад +1

      @Mariesun 🪶 Not really have you

    • @shockwave.studios
      @shockwave.studios 3 года назад +23

      Game's whole story is about 4 generations of family having daddy issues

  • @Sicaoisdead
    @Sicaoisdead 3 года назад +626

    Kazuya’s smile at the end truly is a sight of horror. I see that in my nightmares.

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 3 года назад +17

      When the imposter is sus

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 года назад +10

      Then you should see his arcade intro stare

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 3 года назад +3

      So long as your son doesn't throw you off a cliff you'll be fine.

    • @chococandy1
      @chococandy1 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @homeoftek5844
      @homeoftek5844 2 года назад +2

      The horror in Tekken 1's graphics would do The Texas Chainsaw Massacre proud lol

  • @thespeedyyoshi
    @thespeedyyoshi 3 года назад +337

    “But she actually did steal the shoe”
    Oh my gosh, that plot twist is insane.

    • @firstlast8190
      @firstlast8190 3 года назад +5

      1:30

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +11

      it wasn't a sneaker so I knew Kazuya was innocent

    • @thespeedyyoshi
      @thespeedyyoshi 3 года назад +1

      @@pentelegomenon1175 I was going to make a joke similar to that in my own but I couldn’t figure out how to do it without it being cluttered XD

    • @asspills
      @asspills 3 года назад

      THEN WHY DID SHE SLAP HER FRIEND??!

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 3 года назад +382

    You have to give Namco some credit, it was a pretty nifty idea to make a video game based on the screens you get when making a strike at the bowling alley.

    • @heysamesam
      @heysamesam 3 года назад +4

      Why isn't this top comment already?

    • @joshuaharper1206
      @joshuaharper1206 3 года назад

      This comment is legendary

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 года назад +1

      @@mkultra2456 you are racist / based / Baja Blast

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 года назад +3

      @@mkultra2456 wait, so your gay?!?!!?! RGB+ member located!!!!??!!??!?! Twitter moment!!

  • @kevingeisenhof
    @kevingeisenhof 3 года назад +2350

    Ngl, I REALLY hope that "to be continued" at the end means we are about to see how Donko reviews every Tekken from now on
    EDIT: OMG! Dunkey actually continued with more Tekken games! Freaking amazing

    • @slakyresisty
      @slakyresisty 3 года назад +31

      dunkey loves him some tekken, we all know that

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz 3 года назад +8

      Tkken 3,4,5 were cool tho

    • @Sosukz
      @Sosukz 3 года назад +3

      Maybe 5 not

    • @InaudibleSlinky
      @InaudibleSlinky 3 года назад +8

      @@Sosukz You say that like he doesnt talk about good games.

    • @christianthomassen8420
      @christianthomassen8420 3 года назад +7

      Only ever played tekken 2 on the ps1 so I really want to see dunkey play that

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 3 года назад +885

    "Taking you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass."
    Oh man the nostalgia. I sang it in my head.

    • @rockman00
      @rockman00 3 года назад +66

      AVGN the original shitposter

    • @walkhardwalk
      @walkhardwalk 3 года назад +30

      *Tekken you back to the past,

    • @stanherc8883
      @stanherc8883 3 года назад +30

      the greats paying respect to those who came before

    • @mikeangelo2886
      @mikeangelo2886 3 года назад +21

      he is still running. Some of the jokes got old, but hey, its still better than nostalgia critic.

    • @spideyjdf1979
      @spideyjdf1979 3 года назад +6

      hes still at it

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 3 года назад +442

    I like how Kazuya is still a sneakerhead to this very day. Even when you're cybernetic demon who controls half the planet you gotta respect the drip.

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator 3 года назад +26

      A barefoot* cybernetic demon who controls half the planet

    • @izzya8132
      @izzya8132 3 года назад +29

      In every game after Tekken 1, he is either barefoot or wearing dress shoes. Or like some martial arts foot wrap thing.
      But yeah they either forgot about his affinity for sneakers or just never bothered incorporating it into his design

    • @Vladiator
      @Vladiator 3 года назад +37

      @@ckorp666 Kazuya ain't creasing his Blue Force F1 Jayz (I know nothing about sneakers)

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 3 года назад +42

      @@ckorp666 Exactly. No way is he getting bloodstains on his Air Kazumis

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 3 года назад +42

      @@ckorp666 everyone knows sneakerheads don't actually wear their sneakers they just hoard them to sleep on top of, like some kinda shoeragon.

  • @robertb.5095
    @robertb.5095 2 года назад +101

    Loved the nod at AVGN. You'll always be my favorite, Dunkey. I've been watching your work for years.

  • @voidrick1765
    @voidrick1765 3 года назад +167

    You know this is going to be a good one when he quotes AVGN 20 seconds in.

    • @hussainqureshi9933
      @hussainqureshi9933 3 года назад +7

      Man, it's hard to believe I was in elementary school when AVGN first uploaded videos to RUclips. I think his channel name was JamesNintendoNerd(?) and he was still known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. I love how many RUclipsrs and fans in the comments alike can enjoy making references to the Nerd. One of my favorites was when the GamingHistorian did a video on the Roll N' Rocker, and on that same day he uploaded it tons of comments were just AVGN quotes and references, hahaha.

    • @nicholaszustak768
      @nicholaszustak768 3 года назад +9

      Surprised I had to scroll this far. Almost made a similar comment

    • @kineticbongos
      @kineticbongos 3 года назад +1

      Surprised no one else called it out

    • @parkerbification
      @parkerbification 3 года назад

      yeah as much as Dunkey rocks its great to see him referencing a guy who has been doing this forever.

    • @semanticsman5192
      @semanticsman5192 2 года назад

      @@nicholaszustak768 lol I did

  • @JaiOnline
    @JaiOnline 3 года назад +789

    “When you get knocked down in Tekken 1, you stay down for about 4 years.”
    I remember playing Tekken 1 after loving the shit out of Tekken 3 and this was my exact experience. Never played it again lmao

    • @JoostShino
      @JoostShino 3 года назад +79

      When it first came out the game was super fucking fantastic. As soon as tekken 2 came out you simply couldnt stand playing the first anymore.

    • @JaiOnline
      @JaiOnline 3 года назад +36

      @@JoostShino even tekken 2 had a long time before you can get up.

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 3 года назад +40

      Yeah when we got a PlayStation 1, we got Tekken 3 first and then our mom was at the store and said she saw the first one. Out of curiosity, my sister and I decided to buy it. After playing it for 25 minutes and seeing the wonky graphics and physics we returned it that same night.

    • @aleksisuuronen9094
      @aleksisuuronen9094 3 года назад +4

      I don't know I started with three so it's hard to say but when I played one and two shortly after, it is way longer time on those. It's a long while I've played them tho.

    • @LaserStorm117
      @LaserStorm117 3 года назад

      I just had a bot copy your comment and post it under my comment. These mother fuckers.

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 года назад +143

    3:28 Tekken was the first horror game to perfectly simulate how terrifying bears are.

  • @becetbreakgames
    @becetbreakgames 3 года назад +1126

    Funny thing is this graphics were really awesome when it came out. Tekken made people buy first Playstation, because you wouldn't get something looking that good on other platforms. I remember when I saw that camera moves around fighters my jaw dropped - untill then I only saw 2d fighting games. Tekken and VF were a leap jump in technology.

    • @17Codiferus
      @17Codiferus 3 года назад +99

      If you went to the arcade it was difficult to even spectate these 2 games there was always such a huge crowd around them.

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 3 года назад +19

      @@17Codiferus if you're alive in the good ole days of arcade gaming, it's even crazier because you could do pvp. And most of the time, it gets very heated

    • @lintlickers
      @lintlickers 3 года назад +2

      becet break, listen kiddo, youre only 14.

    • @AlexSchwartzATV
      @AlexSchwartzATV 3 года назад +8

      Honest to god, even as a kid i hated ps1 graphics. N64 felt slightly better. PS2 finally felt decent.

    • @Showmatic
      @Showmatic 3 года назад +24

      @@AlexSchwartzATV the PS1 was a 32-bit system while the N64 was a 64-bit system, so of course the graphics were better. But the PS1 was released 2 years prior so it was obviously dated in comparison.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +303

    Hideo Kojima really knocked it out of the park with this one, can't wait to see what he does with Kessen 2.

    • @ShiddyKong
      @ShiddyKong 3 года назад +1

      No no no, it's spelled "Tekken 2"

    • @Sernival
      @Sernival 3 года назад +7

      itll be called Tekkens

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 3 года назад +2

      little did we know that Tekken was the first ever Strand-type game bere even Strand existed

    • @gamingscrudley5118
      @gamingscrudley5118 3 года назад +4

      Kessen 2, haven’t played it yet, classic

    • @elmono6299
      @elmono6299 3 года назад

      Kessen 3 has a secret unlockable character. It is Yoshi from the Disney anime, the Land before Time. To unlock Yoshi, win a high score in survival horror mode and type your name as @$$.

  • @benjamingardner3314
    @benjamingardner3314 3 года назад +356

    For real though, I grew up playing Tekken original, was one of the first 3d fighting games with personality. That ending with Kazuya made me cry laughing the first time I saw it. At the beginning, they first play Hihatchi throwing Kazuya off as a serious, sinister moment. That second time at the end, with that goofy smile, perfection.
    The whole video game was charming as hell.

    • @kudosbudo
      @kudosbudo 3 года назад +3

      No.
      It was the ONLY fighting game anyone actually had. Teh PSX had way more 3d fighting games with wauy more personality but no bugger played em cos everyone just latche donto Tekkan. Kensai Sacred Fist for example was a way better Tekkan than Tekkan but nobody playe dit cos they didn't branch out, they just bought Tekkan two and then 3. PSX has TONS of amazing fighting games that no bugger even knows about.

    • @dukinuki9959
      @dukinuki9959 3 года назад +37

      @@kudosbudo Could you type that again without having a stroke while doing it

    • @venom74799
      @venom74799 Год назад

      @@kudosbudoIt’s been over a year and this still makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

    • @adventuringwolf8517
      @adventuringwolf8517 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kudosbudo Lotta cool experimental games from that era. I just learned about Bushido Blade not that long ago. I gotta check out the ones you mentioned. Thanks for posting about them.

  • @Unforbidden
    @Unforbidden 3 года назад +179

    “After being thrown into a volcano Kazuya perfected the art of throwing people off cliffs to spite his dad.” - Tekken 8 Story

  • @RealBootleg
    @RealBootleg 3 года назад +469

    I hope Ken has more Tek in the next one

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 3 года назад +1

      Ikr, i also think that they should turn akuma back into a demon instead of a bear and re-add the a on his name, these dumb changes is why streets of virtua fights is going downhill

    • @calsius3502
      @calsius3502 3 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku no one gives a shit.

    • @Joe-us6rf
      @Joe-us6rf 3 года назад

      @@falo4043 it took them 7 games to get it right but it’s why tekken 7 was such a success

  • @TJBrumfield
    @TJBrumfield 3 года назад +537

    You can't leave me on a literal cliffhanger with a plot this serious and intense.
    Does the shoe get returned?

    • @enderbro977
      @enderbro977 2 года назад +6

      Now that's an underrated comment!!! I laughed more than i should have.

    • @NollyProject
      @NollyProject 2 года назад +28

      Spoilers: No, it did not, which is why Nina and Anna constantly try to kill each other in later games

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain 2 года назад +1

      @@NollyProject petty

    • @tyrkun1624
      @tyrkun1624 Год назад +1

      no

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Год назад +3

      @@Tha-mountain sister moment

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 3 года назад +146

    Kazuya's smile remains to be the most iconic thing from Tekken.

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 3 года назад +281

    If this is part of a review of all the Tekken games, I'm interested.

    • @Laszlo5897
      @Laszlo5897 3 года назад +1

      Otherwise, I am NOT.

    • @ju1cycrackfa1ry
      @ju1cycrackfa1ry 3 года назад

      This was the first proto-strand type game

    • @badeji.
      @badeji. 3 года назад

      I really really hope so

  • @Tastylettuce12
    @Tastylettuce12 3 года назад +50

    That zoom in on his face talking about yeezus shoes was probably some of the most golden comedy I have ever experienced.

  • @sircatsalot5316
    @sircatsalot5316 3 года назад +126

    I wanna take this time as a reminder that in Tekken 1 King's df1 is +9 on hit and +93 on BLOCK which leads into a launcher. Yeah you lose a turn if you get hit and lose harder if you block! So the strat was to throw out df1 until they block so you could do a combo.

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 3 года назад +5

      That's wacky

    • @Kirbyfan87827
      @Kirbyfan87827 3 года назад +3

      I am begging you to speak English my wife and kids are starving

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 3 года назад +1

      Fighting game characters should never have a +93 move, don't care what anyone says

    • @roboknobthesnob
      @roboknobthesnob 3 года назад

      I like your words, magic man

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows 3 года назад +486

    the subtle homage to avgn is always nostalgic

    • @blongus
      @blongus 3 года назад +6

      Claaaasic

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 3 года назад +3

      What's the timestamp?

    • @Moud_M
      @Moud_M 3 года назад +22

      @@clarkguinocor8159 0:19

    • @mariogallego5513
      @mariogallego5513 3 года назад

      homage? Or rip off? The first thing that ran thru my mind when I heard it was rip off. Idk

    • @big3201
      @big3201 3 года назад +51

      @@mariogallego5513 It was just for a joke dude.

  • @gengarusedaids5637
    @gengarusedaids5637 10 месяцев назад +25

    So now his Tekken8 character ending makes even more sense

  • @christophersimon601
    @christophersimon601 3 года назад +189

    This should really be a series. I can't wait for Tag Tournament.

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 3 года назад +2

      I can't wait for Tag Tournament Too.
      I mean, also. And Tag Tournament Two.

    • @Onesteve3333
      @Onesteve3333 3 года назад +1

      You guys are amateurs. Real Tekken pros are waiting for the Tekken volleyball episode.

    • @TYMEKOPZ
      @TYMEKOPZ 3 года назад

      @@Onesteve3333 nah but whens tekken 3d prime tho

  • @nestalert
    @nestalert 3 года назад +121

    I love the running gag of dunkey confusing tekken with kessen

    • @Hatouli
      @Hatouli 3 года назад +1

      almost a decade with this joke and it doesn't get old

  • @MegaOctobot
    @MegaOctobot 3 года назад +37

    My brain wiped all memory of Jack's existence until now

  • @kantokid5959
    @kantokid5959 3 года назад +207

    Tekken 5 having 1, 2, and 3 in it was the greatest deal of all time.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 года назад +4

      Then I hope we get a Tekken 4-6 collection on Nintendo Switch soon so more people can play these games.

    • @WoobyMe
      @WoobyMe 3 года назад +24

      @@paperluigi6132 so then Tekken 4-6 would have 5 in it, which has 1,2,3, so it would actually be Tekken 1-6? Tekken: The Complete Saga??

    • @elsenor8208
      @elsenor8208 3 года назад +2

      I can see Tekken 5 having 2 and 3 in it, but not 1. Maybe if it was 1 and 4 instead.

    • @kantokid5959
      @kantokid5959 3 года назад +13

      @@elsenor8208 5 on ps2 legit came with the arcade versions of 1, 2, and 3 on it. It was awesome.

    • @casulscrub5978
      @casulscrub5978 3 года назад +3

      @@WoobyMe I would pay good money for a Tekken Anthology if one came out.

  • @jaytrunks
    @jaytrunks 3 года назад +49

    “And I love nuts, pecans especially.”
    *shows walnuts*

    • @kenobishogun
      @kenobishogun 3 года назад +3

      idk why but this part really got me

  • @NIDELLANEUM
    @NIDELLANEUM 10 месяцев назад +3

    4:16 Kazuya's Tekken 8 ending references this by showing his Sneakers' collection, which means that this instruction manual is *canon*
    This feels so sweet. I imagined Yoshimitsu playing videogames in his free time, Nina watching old Tom & Jerry episodes (perhaps comparing them to Anna and herself) and Law going fishing. I just love those images now

  • @BobtheX
    @BobtheX 3 года назад +29

    The image of Kazuya admiring his wall of Nike Air Forces in a quiet room of the Mishima Corp headquarters; it really puts a smile on my face.

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 года назад +234

    I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 3 года назад +31

    My first Tekken game was 4, but I wish I could have played the first ones when they originally came out, so I could really appreciate how far the series has come.

    • @johnny1334
      @johnny1334 2 года назад +4

      Tekken 4 was great!

    • @teejaymackk7389
      @teejaymackk7389 Год назад

      @@johnny1334 yeah it was great my favorite is tekken 2

  • @ethansexton2590
    @ethansexton2590 3 года назад +280

    Hey, is Dunkey okay? He doesn’t seem to realize he’s playing Kessen.

    • @kikiintimesqar
      @kikiintimesqar 3 года назад +2

      Let my Tonbo-giri be your passage to Hell!

    • @Nem_FFXIV
      @Nem_FFXIV 3 года назад +1

      ahhh kessen I couldnt remember what it was called lol

  • @alexallen126
    @alexallen126 3 года назад +30

    Yoshimitsu’s theme song is so iconic it’s literally in almost every tekken game

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H 3 года назад +614

    “This game is nuts, and I love nuts. Pecans especially.”
    *shows pictures of walnuts*

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 3 года назад +12

      Yeah thats the joke dumbo

    • @oussamaokbi
      @oussamaokbi 3 года назад +37

      ​@@K4inan Don't call him a dumbo you Bozo

    • @Choo-choo-chookcha
      @Choo-choo-chookcha 3 года назад +8

      It's the little things like this that make Dunkey's stuff good

    • @DJSEMML
      @DJSEMML 3 года назад +7

      Way to ruin a joke by explaining it

    • @GummyGopher
      @GummyGopher 3 года назад +6

      Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple smells. Grapes, Melons, Oranges and Coconut shells! AHH YEAH!!

  • @BigBoss15310
    @BigBoss15310 3 года назад +202

    Oh hell yes: my favorite Liam Neeson action movie finally getting Dunkey’s love

    • @Jbtigers5
      @Jbtigers5 3 года назад +4

      This made me laugh more than it should've lol bravo

  • @TexiTheTycoon
    @TexiTheTycoon 3 года назад +67

    I remember playing this a lot as a child when i was around 6 or 7. My mom thought it was too violent and threw it in the trash. For years i didnt remember the name of the game and then i finally stumbled over the title again some years back and got really excited. Thank you for making this video!

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 3 года назад +3

      how tf is this violent
      she must be a karen

    • @EternalSilverDragon
      @EternalSilverDragon 3 года назад +9

      One of the things I liked about this game as a kid was how non violent it was. Mortal Kombat had blood, gore and fatalities, while Tekken had flashes of bright colors.

    • @sega_pico
      @sega_pico 3 года назад +7

      this is like water is wet

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 года назад +11

      She must’ve not heard about mortal kombat if she thought Tekken was violent lol

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 3 года назад +7

      parents

  • @nim1990
    @nim1990 3 года назад +23

    0:19 I appreciate that AVGN reference more than I probably should

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 3 года назад +1612

    But is it as good as Leah’s Spaghetti and Meatballs?

  • @MultiPain101
    @MultiPain101 3 года назад +17

    4:14 that cover will haunt my nightmares

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 3 года назад +137

    If this is the start of a series where the story of every Tekken game is interpreted by Dunkey, I'm here for it.

  • @crysoarl7344
    @crysoarl7344 3 года назад +283

    I've been holding out so far, but you're review has finally convinced me to get Tekken for my PS1. Thanks Dunkey.

    • @Mr_Casey12
      @Mr_Casey12 3 года назад +38

      C'mon man, you are a little late to the Tekken train. All the kids are talking about Tekken 2 now

    • @punkrockh3ad
      @punkrockh3ad 3 года назад +11

      @@Mr_Casey12 I’ve heard tekken 3 gonna have amazing graphics and gameplay. Can’t wait for the release.

    • @PadsterX
      @PadsterX 3 года назад +4

      DuckStation

    • @ImperialRonod
      @ImperialRonod 3 года назад +6

      @@PadsterX quack

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil Месяц назад +1

    0:27
    "Not really, but kinda" is my new motto.

  • @JJGamezMC
    @JJGamezMC 3 года назад +23

    I hope this is the first in a long Tekken retrospective series going through all 9 games.

  • @dartfeld9810
    @dartfeld9810 3 года назад +177

    2:27 "The damage on them is absolutely insane."
    Paul: "sweats nervously"

    • @Tom3kkk
      @Tom3kkk 3 года назад +4

      Kinda surprised dunkey didnt mention how Kings df1 launched on block, or heihachi death combos

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад

      Getting combo'd in Tekken by the merciless CPU be like "Thanks for letting me have one leg-sweep worth of health ya fffffffrick."

  • @Crooked_Mantis
    @Crooked_Mantis 10 месяцев назад +10

    4:16 They remembered this well...

  • @KCAKAAB234
    @KCAKAAB234 3 года назад +297

    The cutscenes have the same animation and story quality as the old bowling alley cutscenes that play after your turn

  • @blindingmule7355
    @blindingmule7355 3 года назад +115

    Every time this man post a video, my day becomes better

  • @MrMan-ps1ho
    @MrMan-ps1ho 11 месяцев назад

    These kinds of videos where you show not only your extensive knowledge of games but also your love of them is why everyone loves your videos. Keep it up, dunkey!

  • @caiomesquita268
    @caiomesquita268 3 года назад +27

    "He is going over that cliff! *AGRH*"
    tekken, for the last 20 years

  • @Jayko92279
    @Jayko92279 3 года назад +39

    Tekken 2 is the best, can't wait. The intro sequence rocked my socks when I was a wee lad.

    • @porkcutlet3920
      @porkcutlet3920 3 года назад +2

      Nah, it felt really janky compared to Tekken 3. It was still miles better compared to the first game though.

  • @FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY
    @FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY 10 месяцев назад +7

    4:37 PoV, you're in an argument with someone who thinks Heihachi isn't making an appearance in Tekken 8.

  • @s.w.4409
    @s.w.4409 3 года назад +26

    Normally I don't get new releases right away but this tekken game looks really good. Thanks for review!

  • @SphericAlpha
    @SphericAlpha 3 года назад +11

    That subtle nod to AVGN in the beginning made me smile

    • @robertluong3024
      @robertluong3024 3 года назад +1

      Damn right. Dunkey respects those that came before.

  • @fredosupremetheamericandre6577
    @fredosupremetheamericandre6577 3 года назад +5

    I really hope you keep going by reviewing all the games in sequence. This was golden!

  • @Floris5de
    @Floris5de 3 года назад +19

    I remember playing this with my dad back in the day. I loved this game and was so impressed on how good the characters looked. This brought back so many memories for me Dunk.

  • @VictorHPaiva
    @VictorHPaiva 3 года назад +111

    There were moments I was questioning myself, "is this truly the game or Dunkey learned cheap 3D modeling just to make this video?"

    • @20thoughts
      @20thoughts 3 года назад +4

      I got a gun / no mind no ear no nose no ham / shoot the mind ear nose ham

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 3 года назад +8

      I see you are too young and didn't live the glorious PSone era

    • @VictorHPaiva
      @VictorHPaiva 3 года назад +3

      @@qqq386 I missed the early days, only got a PSone by the late '90, together with a Tekken 3. Too late for this piece of art.

    • @SuperNanoBros
      @SuperNanoBros 3 года назад +3

      @@VictorHPaiva the PS1 did came out in the late 90' tho.

    • @d4c53
      @d4c53 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperNanoBros Nah it came out in '94

  • @myhatisonfire
    @myhatisonfire Год назад +3

    0:18 that subtle nod to AVGN was so nice to hear

  • @egontokessy1610
    @egontokessy1610 3 года назад +8

    That music at 1:48 for the desert stage always filled me with a sense of dread.

  • @T0mBr1dg3
    @T0mBr1dg3 3 года назад +17

    3:56 “We trade one villain for another” ~ Keith David as the Arbiter

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 4 месяца назад +1

    Kazuya is a sneakerhead in tekken 8....it was canon all along

  • @Switchell2
    @Switchell2 3 года назад +28

    0:13 "But did you know there was a Persona game before Persona 3? Yeah, I'm not kidding."

    • @Drew3966
      @Drew3966 Год назад +3

      Probably 3 even?

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 года назад +20

    "Playing Tekken makes you feel like you've been dropped off a cliff/into a volcano."
    - Dunkey (probably)

  • @kitsinthewebs222
    @kitsinthewebs222 10 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone returned to this video cuz they remembered Kazuya's hobbies in Tekken 8?

  • @TheGamingDandy
    @TheGamingDandy 3 года назад +119

    The opening cutscene of Tekken 5 made me laugh every time. Just dramatically announcing "Heihachi Mishima...IS DEAD"

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 3 года назад +3

      But is he?

    • @k4rec4
      @k4rec4 3 года назад +9

      @@GenericProtagonist118 Nope. Half a minute after the loading screen, you can select him from character roster.

    • @ultralowspekken
      @ultralowspekken 3 года назад +6

      @@k4rec4 gotta unlock him first. iirc you unlock him second to last just before Devil Jin or something. I might be wrong though, I played through the game a long time ago.

    • @kaproskarleto5136
      @kaproskarleto5136 3 года назад +1

      @@GenericProtagonist118 heihachi? Psycho Mantis?

    • @matthewmosquera1998
      @matthewmosquera1998 3 года назад +1

      My brother and I still randomly quote that to this day. Good times

  • @Bonsaipop
    @Bonsaipop 3 года назад +1061

    This may be a stupid question, but is there a Tekken 3 with netcode out there? Cause that’s the shit I need rn.

    • @zachv183
      @zachv183 3 года назад +45

      Idk but I’d imagine it could be on Fightcade

    • @Turkey_GamingREAL
      @Turkey_GamingREAL 3 года назад +177

      @juliette Irene i dont think anyone has fallen for that in the history of the internet

    • @smeehee
      @smeehee 3 года назад +31

      @@zachv183 fightcade doesn’t have any of the tekkens sadly

    • @isaacmyron1692
      @isaacmyron1692 3 года назад +42

      @@Turkey_GamingREAL speak for yourself mate

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 3 года назад +9

      Tekken 3 never existed.

  • @misellus3931
    @misellus3931 10 месяцев назад +4

    its actually so fucking sick that tekken 8 shows kazuyas shoe collection mentioned all the way back from the first game

  • @James-fi6ky
    @James-fi6ky 3 года назад +73

    Tekken really makes you *feel* like a large beaver.

  • @nafisarafat1044
    @nafisarafat1044 3 года назад +281

    Tekken's story can actually beat a lot of modern day titles. Pretty enjoyable. Actually made me laugh.

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 3 года назад +15

      wtf these bot massages "im better then ...." like who cares nobody gonna say "noooou you are not"

    • @roynadan6167
      @roynadan6167 3 года назад +2

      @YeaMan no you're not

    • @abub-bj5vz
      @abub-bj5vz 3 года назад +6

      @YeaMan noooou you are not

    • @DJNerfStudios
      @DJNerfStudios 3 года назад

      @YeaMan imagine liking rap music

    • @Lattamonsteri
      @Lattamonsteri 3 года назад

      I disagree. It can maybe win street fighter storylines but fighting game stories have really shook me to the core with dumbness. At least mortal kombat 11 looks good x)

  • @thechaospope
    @thechaospope 3 года назад +3

    I saw the ending of this video coming a mile away but I still laughed. Thank you, Dunkey.

  • @thefinalpie
    @thefinalpie 3 года назад +28

    I remember this being one of the games that had playable music through a cd player. You bet I recorded it onto cassette to bring with me everywhere!

  • @irvancrocs1753
    @irvancrocs1753 3 года назад +22

    I remember back then i and my cousin thought Kazuya was a new character in Tekken 4, because we started play the game from Tekken 3 so we don't know anything about the lore before, and we were also thinking he was Jin's rival back then lol, didn't realize he is actually Jin's father.

    • @joetoaster447
      @joetoaster447 3 года назад +1

      And then in Tekken 6 Kazuya is a robot for some reason

  • @muchlovegambine949
    @muchlovegambine949 2 года назад +3

    Your reviews are great and you don’t need it but you earned a new subscriber. I love video game RUclips’s big and small but this one of the most straight to the point entertaining channels I’ve seen.

  • @JM-ii2yk
    @JM-ii2yk 3 года назад +12

    I remember playing Tekken 2 on an arcade machine at the hotel when I was like 7 on our beach vacation. I wasn't that good but I was impressed with the polished graphics and especially the framerate. Probably the earliest I remember noticing the smoothness of 60fps 3D coming from the SNES I had at the house

  • @tbtb66
    @tbtb66 3 года назад +32

    The AVGN reference put a big dumb smile on my face

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 3 года назад +11

    I keep hearing the "Tekken" at 4:23 as "Chicken" and it makes me laugh.

  • @A_Funne_Boi
    @A_Funne_Boi 3 года назад +15

    That scream of unfitered fear after seeing kuma gives me life

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 года назад +26

    Mad respect for the truly loyal fans who got here early enough to see this

    • @LockhartDan
      @LockhartDan 3 года назад +2

      Man, ur What If and Bad Batch Breakdowns are really well done! Keep it up 👍

  • @TheOblomoff
    @TheOblomoff 10 месяцев назад +3

    30 years later - Kazuya has the greatest shoes collection the world has ever seen.

  • @Change51
    @Change51 3 года назад +70

    “This is like throwing Heihachi off a cliff at Dunkey’s house”- Gex

  • @makesomething4093
    @makesomething4093 3 года назад +4

    I’ve been waiting for your Kessen review for a decade. FINALLY!

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 3 года назад +11

    Incredible. I can't believe she actually took her sister's shoe. Well played.

  • @samueld8413
    @samueld8413 3 года назад +11

    Ah yes, Kessen. Truly a pioneer in 3D Fighting-Type Games

  • @leorhode4711
    @leorhode4711 3 года назад +50

    On behalf of many members of the FGC, thank you dunkey, you show that fighting games are for everyone and that is great

  • @tobyndallas9350
    @tobyndallas9350 3 года назад +1

    Hey donkey! Been following for years now. Super drunk and super happy for you and what you have accomplished. Great job!

  • @SkyTied
    @SkyTied 3 года назад +10

    Thanks to Dunkey, I now know there were games before Tekken 3.

  • @theultimatebagelmaster
    @theultimatebagelmaster 3 года назад +29

    Love that AVGN reference.

  • @damian_cross
    @damian_cross Год назад +2

    Reminder: Kazuya collecting sneakers is canon and even after he sold his soul to the devil, died, resurrected, took over multiple companies and killed his father, it is confirmed by the developers HE IS STILL COLLECTING SNEAKERS.

  • @yannatoko9898
    @yannatoko9898 3 года назад +9

    I always appreciate Chrono Trigger music, that was nice.

  • @lenardregencia
    @lenardregencia 3 года назад +10

    For someone who collects Sneakers, Kazuya is sure not wearing one @ 3:49

  • @mikekasabion
    @mikekasabion 10 месяцев назад +4

    4:18 the fact that kazuya’s sneaker collection is his ending in T8…

  • @jonzo22
    @jonzo22 3 года назад +30

    I grew up playing tekken 2, that was the best thing ever and we would play it all night, but I never knew why hihachi was climbing up the cliff in the intro until today

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 3 года назад +1

      There's a video with a full recap of the story.. it's pretty damn funny, how much rock climbing each game's intro/outro cinematic has - and Jin, Kazuya & Heihachi never seem to learn :D

    • @feztheaimless
      @feztheaimless 3 года назад

      literally same

  • @sunraiii
    @sunraiii 3 года назад +4

    The "no eye, no ear, no nose, no ham" part got me and that ost triggered so many memories :D:D:D