My days that shyte talking lad he is. Beats the whole Filipino professional pool team. Ha ha break it on his knees ffs.mid kick my ceiling I’m skinny I’m no skilled fighter but I know a prize talker of self when I hear one. He can’t answer questions I keep putting to him. I told him of the decades I have had Filipino mates and what he is on their islands. He earns more money then banks🤣🤣full of Marty mouth. He’s caused trouble for a Filipina who is another victim of heggie. This is a man that can’t show us him help on the streets. He is full of it bro❤️✌️
What about when Marty said on his live last night that he only has £10 in his bank account, thought he made £400 an hour, and even offering people jobs for a grand a week, he is fill of BS
Martys a typical conman, used to targeting flat earthers who still believe wwe is real. Grabs hold of a factoid or half truth a milks it for all he's worth.
Haha I clocked it on Dimis live the other week when he was saying he could play billards professionally as he beats pro players all the time. Proper fantasist
@@tastyscottchegg pposs not clicked it brother need num chucks on show do them all have a guess the background thing lol stay safe an keep up the good stuff
I thought you may have saved me some time, I'm watching it through as I'm clipping some stuff together but I doubt you've took the angle I'm going to... As for the best shafts you'll ever use, there's a massive problem with fake clubs in the golf industry. Looking at some of the clothing Martin has wore in the past it's certainly counterfeit and it's hardly surprising considering the availability of fakes in that country. It wouldn't surprise me if the clubs were fake.
Hiya Scott mate, what a bloody brilliant send up brother, Nuff respect to you for this absolute gem!! There was Soooo many belters throughout this video that its honestly hard to pick just the 1... So, with that said, the 2 that had me literally holding my ribs because I was laughing so hard were:- "Skinny, how can I be when I'm basically the same size as Anthony Joshua..." Then you pop the picture of AJ simply leaning on the top rope and the clip of our killerkarate doing his big Jane Fonda Workout... And:- "After a few months, you can be earning up to £2,000 a month without even picking up the phone..." Hang on, i know I'm no Einstein, but a job in TELE-SALES might just entail picking up a phone... Ya think?!! Scott Chegg mate, this is without doubt your ultimate video thus far, and I just wanted to let you know that it's thanks to TRAVEL AND BANTER JDP for bigging up your content on the video of his i was watching... Credit where it's due, y'know... Anyhow, amazing vid, Thank you Scott buddy!! Take care of yourself
Martys house, looks like he's been stomping his own ceiling in 😅. Rumour has it he's so lethal he regularly calls firemen to release him from his own ceiling.
I'd u notice in the video when Ian woosnam is mentioned he scratches behind his right ear 👂 classic lying bod language most habitual liars touch their face when they tell a whopper 🤣🤣🤣 but my personal favourite was on his video he says " I'm gonna help 2 more people " ones getting a food hamper . The other and I quote " Has lost his house so I'm sending him a sleeping bag & tent " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf I couldn't believe he said that 🤣🤣🤣not like IL help him with a deposit for a room or bedsit 🤣🤣🤣ee ar here's a tent good luck sleeping rough .f*cking funny man him . him & Decca must have had fun lying to each other haha
@@tastyscottchegg Is Bernard Gallagher on Twitter ? so we can ask him if he bought Marty a Putter ? or maybe we can ask Kirsty to ask him she's on twitter 🤣🤣🤣
Danny G,😂😂😂,you’re a fine one to call anybody out on bullshitting,pulled any bullets out of your stomach lately,bitten any faces off,run 15 miles in an hour or chased 20 men with guns lately,😂😂😂,press up expert,😂,no matey you just do press ups,you’re better at football than the professionals,😂,the list is endless,😂😂😂😂
Ive been saying he chats shit for ages 🤣🤣🤣🤣,like when he was tellin one of his escort stories about that woman that had him dresding up in kinky clobber i clocked it when he said he didnt know owt about her husband then in literally the next sentence he said he was an old fella an he used to pickbout tbe outfits for her to have him wearing 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all i gotta say is careful you dont step in the bullshit 😉
Haven’t been privy to this guy.. but I can tell he’s truthful.. QUACK 😂 Darren Campbell is from Brum.. and lived in Cardiff impossible this guy grew up with him 😂
Them legs better be stronger if goin break baseball bat on them marty 😂an tell them utd players pull fingers out im f##kin fumin after yesterdays game tell them gaz from the cult is fumin 😂😂
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Be careful, he will call you a " Heggy Supporter" for daring to question his 180 break at snooker.
Fook me hes gonna have karma on his case now we'll soon find out what hes all about
We are all dh supporters. Because we all disagree with the God that is marty!!. Spunks gold and shits diamonds he does!
@@20PoundFreddo lol definitely mate 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
My days that shyte talking lad he is. Beats the whole Filipino professional pool team. Ha ha break it on his knees ffs.mid kick my ceiling I’m skinny I’m no skilled fighter but I know a prize talker of self when I hear one. He can’t answer questions I keep putting to him. I told him of the decades I have had Filipino mates and what he is on their islands. He earns more money then banks🤣🤣full of Marty mouth. He’s caused trouble for a Filipina who is another victim of heggie. This is a man that can’t show us him help on the streets. He is full of it bro❤️✌️
Awesome! video
Martin is the only man who has ever managed to do a wheelie on a unicycle... True story that.
What about when Marty said on his live last night that he only has £10 in his bank account, thought he made £400 an hour, and even offering people jobs for a grand a week, he is fill of BS
marty uses aston martin toilet roll half a billy per roll..........................
Bro is the fastest strongest hardest smartest most athletic human on earth
Karate marty is type bloke that at a kitchen party would chew ya ear off all night how he built the pyramids
Don’t forget he was a manager of Lidls !!!! 😂😂😂😂
Marty = completed it mate 😂
Guys either a comedian or got mental health problems fr
Young kenny from phoenix Nights aint he 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Side partin Martin 😂😂
Top man brother, Super Jay , lol
If anyone actually sat through 3 hour plus of Marty!!!!. I take my hat off. That man could bore a wall..
I heard he was the driving force behind Alex fergusons reign at United for all them years
And now peps
I've also heard he is Banksy
He got a 360 in a darts game….with 1 dart
This is a work of art, top video this 😂👌
What about the time he beat Diego Maradona in a keepie up competition hes keeping that one quiet so modest....
Phone rings: "Hello Jackie Chan? I got you that paint... one coat gloss...... Chuck Norris wants what?"
This 100% 😂 I ended up on center court.....I wasn't even seeded
😂😂😂😂
Martys a typical conman, used to targeting flat earthers who still believe wwe is real. Grabs hold of a factoid or half truth a milks it for all he's worth.
@neilj8224 "Oh no it isnt" 😂😂
Martin is so dangerous, he can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Hollyoaks 😂😂 could they not get Dave from The Royle Family. I was taking yer Nana 'ome!
I actually didn't realise he was such a compulsive liar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhhh this has tickled me haha 🤣 love your little back and forth with Marty haha 😂❤
This is what you gte if you block me in your live chat 💀💀
Hahahahahah, nice one cheggy 😂
Jay of inbetweeners
Completed it mate 😂
So hes the hardest best sportsman ever. Seema legit. 😂
It definitely happened mate but the video file got corrupted 😆😆😆
@@tastyscottchegg yea defo mate I never doubted him 😂😂😂😂💪
The hole in one wasn’t caught on camera but you can go to the course and see his name on the plaque 😆😆💀💀
😂😂😂😂trained in everything😂😂😂
It’s like a mix of David Brent from the office an jay from inbetweeners gave me a good laugh this haha 😁
He doesnt listen to music coz he doesnt take drugs? Lol wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
Kick the roof 😂😂😂
No way can he fight ffs & hes cuckoo he believes his own lies.
😂😂 too funny 🥚 😅
Kick Paul venis ass this guy😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m loving this I’m gonna make a video😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Giz a share Danny! - Big Up 👊
He's the new Alan Partridge 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Well done scott chegg 😂😂😂
😂😂❤️❤️
If he had his thingy peirced he would know its called a prince albert.
🤣 oh Marty’s funny without meaning to be! I’ve got a funny feeling Marty’s been to elevenerife 😎🦉
Haha I clocked it on Dimis live the other week when he was saying he could play billards professionally as he beats pro players all the time. Proper fantasist
Brilliant video Scott Chegg, he’s such a Walter Mitty 😂😂I had him sussed from day one 😉
Regarding Martin, I think it's fantasy mixed with some truth in all honesty. I have come across these types living in the Far East.
Marty got his wife pregnant without touching her
lovin the rackpull background lol new sub brilliant
Thought he might give me a mention, mayb the next upload should be on rackpull 😂😂🎉
@@tastyscottchegg pposs not clicked it brother need num chucks on show do them all have a guess the background thing lol stay safe an keep up the good stuff
@@billdoor5407 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@tastyscottcheggi dare you to go after Rackaveli the Don. Be a bit of a contrast too going from this blaggard to a man of absolute truth 🧐
😂😂 Did you notice he made out he knows Manny Pacquiao when on exposure when he mentioned him being from the Philippines? 😂
Subscribed let me listen to this lad for ve heard second hand some stories let me watch this😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blackbelt in bullshido 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂class
Marty is comedy gold 😂😂
😆😆😆😆😆
I thought you may have saved me some time, I'm watching it through as I'm clipping some stuff together but I doubt you've took the angle I'm going to...
As for the best shafts you'll ever use, there's a massive problem with fake clubs in the golf industry. Looking at some of the clothing Martin has wore in the past it's certainly counterfeit and it's hardly surprising considering the availability of fakes in that country. It wouldn't surprise me if the clubs were fake.
Tell us when you completed champ manager
😂 Love it!. We want more of these!. 😂
Hiya Scott mate, what a bloody brilliant send up brother, Nuff respect to you for this absolute gem!!
There was Soooo many belters throughout this video that its honestly hard to pick just the 1...
So, with that said, the 2 that had me literally holding my ribs because I was laughing so hard were:-
"Skinny, how can I be when I'm basically the same size as Anthony Joshua..."
Then you pop the picture of AJ simply leaning on the top rope and the clip of our killerkarate doing his big Jane Fonda Workout...
And:-
"After a few months, you can be earning up to £2,000 a month without even picking up the phone..."
Hang on, i know I'm no Einstein, but a job in TELE-SALES might just entail picking up a phone... Ya think?!!
Scott Chegg mate, this is without doubt your ultimate video thus far, and I just wanted to let you know that it's thanks to TRAVEL AND BANTER JDP for bigging up your content on the video of his i was watching... Credit where it's due, y'know...
Anyhow, amazing vid, Thank you Scott buddy!!
Take care of yourself
Mate this had in in stitches 😂😂😂👊❤️
Gold innit 😭😂😂
Giz a share 🙏👍🏻👊🏻
@@tastyscottcheggdone mate 😂😂👊❤️ have a good week pal
You seem like a good lad. Why do you have anything to do with that creep?
Is an absolute roman
Keep these coming bro - class !! You should do a RECAP of RUclips weekly at least !!
I was pissing mate 😂😂😂🎉
Worth a sub 😂💪
Hahaha keep them coming what a sausage
😅😅😅
One thing with Marty he seems like a very humble guy Scott don't ya think 😅
I’d rather be in the same cell as Decca than listen to 3 hours of this tripe !
It would be torture listening to any of them, haha decca with the trolls and karate black belt in bullshido
That was so good Scott!
This is class 😂😂
😂😂😂
Omfg this is 😂😂😂😂😂 well done with this. Now new subscriber 😊
Martys house, looks like he's been stomping his own ceiling in 😅.
Rumour has it he's so lethal he regularly calls firemen to release him from his own ceiling.
So close to 1k ! Legend
16 more!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@tastyscottchegg 🎊🎊🎊
Hes what we call in Ireland "a liary boy" 🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪
New sub. You made me laugh mate 😂😂😂
I’m sure Marty was Concorde pilot bringing me back from Miami
He’s a winner winner chicken dinner wtf 😳 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant scott keep at it
Yes AC ❤️
I'd u notice in the video when Ian woosnam is mentioned he scratches behind his right ear 👂 classic lying bod language most habitual liars touch their face when they tell a whopper 🤣🤣🤣 but my personal favourite was on his video he says " I'm gonna help 2 more people " ones getting a food hamper . The other and I quote " Has lost his house so I'm sending him a sleeping bag & tent " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf I couldn't believe he said that 🤣🤣🤣not like IL help him with a deposit for a room or bedsit 🤣🤣🤣ee ar here's a tent good luck sleeping rough .f*cking funny man him . him & Decca must have had fun lying to each other haha
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@@tastyscottchegg Is Bernard Gallagher on Twitter ? so we can ask him if he bought Marty a Putter ? or maybe we can ask Kirsty to ask him she's on twitter 🤣🤣🤣
@@frankiechristian6053 😂😂😂😆😆😆
😂😂😂 class,he's 1 off that 1 off that folk that IV got £1000 and he's got £ 10.000
Top wnker, dont know how u find this bacon binder funny ? 😮
Wish I’d watched inbeetweeners,sounds like it was a good laugh ,
😂😂😂 ace love it 💚
Bro did he say he can do 50 one arm press-ups and bench 180😂😂😂
Hr couldn't bench 180lbs
Danny G,😂😂😂,you’re a fine one to call anybody out on bullshitting,pulled any bullets out of your stomach lately,bitten any faces off,run 15 miles in an hour or chased 20 men with guns lately,😂😂😂,press up expert,😂,no matey you just do press ups,you’re better at football than the professionals,😂,the list is endless,😂😂😂😂
@@Bigbillkelly Danny G is the best at everything didn’t you know,it’s just he’s so modest he likes to keep it quiet,😂😂😂.
Ive been saying he chats shit for ages 🤣🤣🤣🤣,like when he was tellin one of his escort stories about that woman that had him dresding up in kinky clobber i clocked it when he said he didnt know owt about her husband then in literally the next sentence he said he was an old fella an he used to pickbout tbe outfits for her to have him wearing 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all i gotta say is careful you dont step in the bullshit 😉
Apparently karate Marty can slam a revolving door 🚪 🥋
Ps. What happened to that absolute door wedge, Viking Samurai?
Haven’t been privy to this guy.. but I can tell he’s truthful.. QUACK 😂
Darren Campbell is from Brum.. and lived in Cardiff impossible this guy grew up with him 😂
What’s Jay’s dad like in real life
This was hilarious 😂
😂😂😂👊🏻👊🏻
The most tastiest RUclips has to offer 🥚
Margaret thatcher you wouldn’t even tic that the 🔔 end whopper 💯💯💯💯
I heard he beat Usain Bolt in the 600 meter sprint aswell back in 1965
Walter Mitty
Chocco was filming him playing pool
Jackanory tell us a story 😂 😂
subbeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Why is this guy in DR rackpuls bedroom 😂
I noticed that 😂
Yonex putter lol max price brand new 195
OMG Scott Chegg so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I know Martin very well and iv seen him split a punch bag in half in front of a lot of people so don’t doubt him
Hes a troll lol😂
INT IT
That hat comment tells you he’s 100 perc pony n DD whants you to keep the faith I wonder why ,he’s squatting ,
He blocked me too for asking if he’s checked the dogs arse
🤦♀️ wth escorting stories is he for reel 😂😂😂😂😂
What on earth is going on with your barnet Scott ?
Marty Norris 🙏👊🦵
I like u bro lol shows the shit they talk about in vids that I don't get to see lol
Them legs better be stronger if goin break baseball bat on them marty 😂an tell them utd players pull fingers out im f##kin fumin after yesterdays game tell them gaz from the cult is fumin 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@tastyscottcheggmaybe able get a new theme going here scott karate marty daily 😂
When I grow up I wanna be karate marty