Joe Rogan thinks Mark Normand Writes Jokes Like a Psycho
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- Опубликовано: 3 янв 2023
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Jamie’s “what the fuck” makes this perfect 😂
jamie and mark go back and foward more than any guest i seen
@@shaiapouf420 Shane Gillis
Give it a goog Jame-O!
@@jakew209 exactly.
@Martin Winiar ty! you know
If anyone accuses Mark of stealing jokes hell just pulls up his papyrus and shows everyone he wrote it in ancient times.
Papyrus. Great add.
Hahaha
with a fucking feather and ink
😂
@Bislama you mean charcoal my boi
“This is like the Dead Sea scrolls” is underrated asf 😭
That was fkn hilarious 😂😂😂 it really did seem like ancient texts so I couldn't stop laughing
Joe is an avid student of history. Did you know that the erosion patterns in the Great Sphinx of Giza were actually caused by water? Fuck, man. They are so old that the climate was totally different then!
I laughed real hard when he said that
I fell tf out 😂
At least Joe occasionally says something funny. Unlike Mark.
Imagine a pickpocketer sees all that volume in the guy’s back pocket, steals it thinking he won the day, then look at what he got and says “is this a joke?”.
underrated comment of the week
Dude, 10/10
Did you write this on a dead sea scroll?
just says "comedy!"
You fucking genius 😂
"My wallet's the same width" 🤣
I mean... technically... if his wallet IS the same width and IF he has both in his butt pockets at once, in theory that should take care of it. But yeah I basically don't use my butt pockets anymore. I used to, but I don't anymore, and I've carried around pieces of paper that ended up worn out like that, including little pocket-sized notebooks. I'm a writer, sometimes story ideas just come to me, or I end up wanting to make a grocery list.
@@normanmccollum6082you good dude
Uses that shit like a booster seat 😂
@@goodtimes2595dammimmm 😂
George Costanza moment right there
::quietly places jokes in his hoodie pocket::
Well he already stole this whole bit from an episode of Seinfeld lol
@@jimmyredd if anything Mark "stole" the joke from Seinfeld. Mark's just a dork who uses comedy to justify continuing his shoplifting, kid wallet, horrible planner, lifestyle even as he has no reason to act like this anymore. And it's hilarious.
@@jimmyredd Well, they steal jokes too.
@@augustkraus1389
Or he’s just a weird dude. Seems like the Occams Razor conclusion.
@@roems6396 that what I was saying. He's a funny dork!
those in one back pocket, wallet in the other, mark must sit 6 inches higher than everyone else just meerkat'ing around 😭
U Boys been q u e e r I n g around
@@theprodigalson4003 cringe
It’s the old joke from Seinfeld. Where Jerry makes fun of George’s huge wallet lol. Love mark #Tuesgay!
@@themanhimself3 it’s only cringe if you don’t get the reference. #ganggang
@@SGT.Pepper. And the joke goes back even farther than that.. And he knows. Very ironic, which makes it even funnier.👍🤣🤣🤣
Marks got those Costanza back pockets
Exactly my thought lol
Can't Stand Ya 😅
I hope mark never decides to take free guitar lessons
My dad is like that. Never tosses any receipt or card
Was looking for this comment haha
Joe Rogan actually made me laugh. “This is the Dead Sea Scrolls.”
They’re worth way more than that😂
The one time in life that Joe made someone actually laugh
@@Friendsshare
Now soon, I shall burst into a cloud of sand for my heresy.
Same bro
@@FriendsshareI mean, I wouldn't say he's made me laugh many times... but he's def made me laugh more than Bert and Ari combined WITH that other Brian (nerdy) whatever dude who is friends with Schaub. Those ALL combined ain't got shit on Joe.
But.... 5 mins of Burr talking about his boring ass married life has me laugh more than Joe's entire career
Joe hasn't got over the 'I'm not a bomb expert'
'You should see your act' slapping.
Still funny lol
He won me over as a fan with that line lol
This is straight out of a Seinfeld episode lol. Mark should start ending his sets with “I’m George Costanza”
Nice to see this comment.
You've got more cow here, than here.
"You got a filing cabinet under half your ass." 😂
Id like to think he was making an obvious reference he was hoping they'd catch
I can hear “I’m Constanta!“ in Marks voice
“It’s from sitting on this you dumb f*ck”
Marks face lol
Very rude
@@stooooogs8763Hunnerd percent
Princess joe at it again
Why does Mark need so many drawings of swatstikas?
Because the Fourth Reich is coming and he wants to be ready.
Comedy!
@@swastika6383 lolololololol
Who's Mark?
Keeps the doctor away
“Whats more manly than living with pain baby!” - Mark “Comedy Baby” Normand
you misspelled kevin hart
To his defense; my wallet is on the other side
Joe’s been sitting on that “dumb fuck” towards Mark for a few eps 😂
I get they are comedians, but isn't that a bit rude? Expecially in that tone? Lol
@@biohazard8295I think it’s just the group of friends he’s with. I say shit like that often with one group of friends but would even think about it with another. Some people are cool w it and think it’s funny, others dont
@@biohazard8295
1. They're friends.
2. They're comedians.
@@Ryan.Schutt you're right, it's that i get that feeling that joe lowkey meant it. Maybe i am projecting my own insecurities lol
@@biohazard8295 - sometimes your friends legitimately being an idiot and you gotta call em out lol
Norm Castanza
He is the best out right now in my opinion. A real joke writer. Eminem keeps scraps like that too. Comedy!
Yellow pad 🗒️
Eminem is a cringe wigger who was seen as a joke by eveyone and somehow thinks hes respected with his Weird Al Yankovic approach to rap. Hes a joke, and unlike that trailer trash, Mark is in on the joke
This is like the dead sea scrolls, lol
The man is hoarding his jokes
Joe looking through those notes for new jokes for his act 😂
🤣
I love this clip, when Mark gets stumped after Rogan calls him a DF is fkn gold 😂😂
Joe was low key jealous of Mark's dedication
Mark hasn't done DMT to Joe has that on him.
Joe is one those people who always giving Mark love and support long before he's famous.
Why would he jealous of him?
@@risingrightside Because he may legitimately be one of the worst mainstream comedians of the last 10 years?
The only comedians worse that come to mind in the mainstream is Steve Hostetter, Brendan Schaub and Amy Schumer.
Joe hasn't had a legitimately good bit ever in his life, he's had a few half decent bits from a literal decade ago about the Kardashians and that's it.
@@aidanford4285
I do agree that Joe is one of the worst mainstream comedian.
But I'm not sure he's a bad person or something like that.
I never once saw Joe talking negatively about Mark.
He always give him flowers and helping his career by giving him a big platform.
@@Friendsshare huh lmao
Normands a national treasure 😆
Joe going "so this is what a real comic has in his pocket."
Louis, Carlin, and Pryor didn’t keep notes like that
Exactly. Joe never writes his ideas down, that's why he has a hard time "writing" as he has said. Carlin wrote ALL his ideas down, so does Larry David. Rogan is on easy street, his Spotify jackpot killed his creativity.
@@GordonCaledonia what are you smoking? Joe has talked about how much he writes things down about a thousand times
I love this… shows marks work ethic and passion for comedy
Saying ‘oh that’s hilarious’ without actually laughing Is the most LA thing ever
That’s exactly what happened to me. I drove for 12 hours while sitting on my wallet like an idiot. Next thing you know I had sciatica issues for like a year
Joe had to clap back after that "you should see your act" comment
No joke about the correlation between sciatica and big wallets in your back pocket. Its 💯 true.
No doubt. Shits gnar
Switched to cargo shorts/pants...back pain disappeared.
Yup. Drove around with a thick wallet in one back pocket for years. Back pain went away when I started taking it out while driving 👍
And they all know this. The irony is so funny. A bad habit, and habits are hard to break. He tries to rationalize this by having his wallet in the other pocket!👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
“My wallet’s on the other side.”
"My wallets the same width on the other side" is like that Seinfeld bit hahaha
Confirmation that Mark is a true madman!
Mark low key made the funniest joke on JRE and it went totally unnoticed...
It was when Joe, Mark, Shane and Ari were all talking about the Dylan Mulvaney/Bud Lite controversy, and Mark quietly said, "gender fluid?" 😂
No one noticed, but i was near death laughing
Joe trying to get Mark back for that.. "if you want to see a bomb, people should check out your stand-up" 🤣
Close enough
Mad respect for Normand. Uncomfortable, insecure, self-depricating to a fault despite the fact that he's a handsome, interesting man......
Ladies and gentlemen, he's a COMIC!
Normand is different - class act
Get this man a pair of cargo pants.
Damn so that's why he always has a clever comeback, literally has a stack of jokes in his back pocket
Lol I love Mark’s “uh oh”…
"Don't read those 🗿
We will do some editing " 🗿
Edit: I'm famous
The “uh oh” is so funny
That one episode on seindfield with George and his wallet 😂😂😂
Joe looking like Tom Papa right now
That's the most caring and gentle "you dumb fuck" i've ever heard lmao
Man writes jokes like Eminem writes rhymes
I can’t imagine the thoughts in that stack of papers! 😂
Guaranteed nothing funny.
Get some cargo pants. I know they aren't cool but your wallet and joke book in the side pockets would clear up your back issues. I'm exclusively cargo pants for my wallet and even in my 20s it helped clear up my back problems when sitting down.
Or a murse (man purse)
Man I miss cargo shorts
@@trayyoutube they are great and even cargo pants are nice if you have to carry stuff. Girls may shit on it but they carry around big ugly bags. If anything get a good backpack like a full or ltt backpack to carry your stuff around. But killing your back is terrible when you are young all over some wad of paper and a wallet
@@cjlive5182 backpack is the only thing that is acceptable to me. I have a good backpack in case of emergencies and I have it kitted out with emergency supplies as well.
@@vampirefox7 yeah man who are you tellin 😂😂!!! I might be able to sneak a pair of cargo pants past my girl if they look nice, but if I try to go cargo shorts, I will never hear the end of it 🥲😭. They were so convenient and so comfortable back in the day. Especially at amusement parks or events. Now I’m usually more of a backpack guy but if we go somewhere I just throw my extra stuff in her big ugly grandma purse 👵🏽 👜
Actually this(or a thick wallet) can actually cause hip displacement, especially in older males.
Recently my right glute started becoming stiff for no reason, or after doing body weight squats, is it the same thing?
p.s. i am 27 and have been sleeping for a year on a hard sofa lol
@@biohazard8295I was gonna say you need to go see a doctor but if you’re 27 and been sleeping in the couch for a year that’s clearly not an option for you.
@@L4-295 i went to a psychiatrist and he said it was psychological lol
"The dead sea scrolls" a rare hitter from Joe
“Dead Sea Scrolls” hahahah
He really is the closest thing we have to Norm. That is exactly the kind of brilliantly neurotic thing that he used to do.
Can we stop with the norm comparing and let the guy rest?
@oopsydaizi3s824 nobody was disrespected here. You should relax.
Yes your SI joint needs to be released 😂😂😂
he sits on two mountains pushing into his ass all day every seat in his pants.
no way Mark doesn't drop bangers everytime he reaches for it 😂
I love how mark normand has never heard of a note pad
Jaime saying, wtf is the craziest thing I've ever heard
My man walking around like Eminem always ready for a battle
Joe's glasses record. He recorded all of Normands parchment jokes.
My dudes wearin shades inside to cover them pupils 😂☠️
Bro be using that ancient paper 😂
Dead Sea scroll took me out 😂
His whole work on his back pocket😂 and that's cool
The seinfeld wallet bit on JRE
When he goes uh oh
“My wallets on Yhe other side” 😂
Hes living that Seinfeld Episode as George
Dead sea scrolls fkkin GOT me 😂
I loooove these guys!! Especially Rogan and Normand!
Mark saw that Episode of Seinfeld where George's wallet explode and was like "eeeehhhh, i can beat that".
"This is like the Dead Sea Scrolls" is funnier than anything Joe has ever said on stage lmao
I love how Joe is so worried about marks back hahahaha, the 🍄 talking ;)
Yeah but it’s stacked with pure COMEDY!!
The way Rogan repeats his joke to the other guy reminds me of Paulie Walnuts, "You hear what I said, Ton?"
The dead sea scrolls lmao
"This is like the Dead Sea scrolls" - good one, Joe 😂🤣
Looks like Georges wallet from Seinfeld 😂
We’re joe get that tony stark glasses from 😂
"Don't read those" 😆
“It’s an organizer, a secretary and an old friend”
"A baaaad sciatica" felt that
This is exactly how i write down ideas and jokes 😂
Just made me respect the man more for his dedication
Dumb reasoning.
honestly i went into this thinking this was about where his ideas come from but the title was literal and i’m in stitches
That’s Marks entire Special right there
Why does joe look like an uncle now he’s got those glasses on? 😂😂
The best part is they make pocket notebooks 😂😂😂
Marks a true craftsman
“Jamie pull up dead sea scroll fighting a grizzly”
Joe’s never had so much humor in his grasp. I bet he was intimidated by it.
Joe Rogan’s hilarious
@@seanstamper1459satire?
Gotta say, Rogan is far funnier in his standup than he is on the podcast. Saw him in Atlanta a few months ago and he killed.
@Eric Moses I think the opposite. His dead sea scrolls comment was hilarious. I think he can be way funnier off the cuff on these types of podcasts
Reminds me of the George Costanza clip-on Seinfeld
"this is like the deadsea scrolls"
AHNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It looks like Mark makes his own paper too 😂
I just got mad deja Vu from that one Seinfeld scene with George's fat wallet he sits on
Saw him at the stand a week ago he still has it 😂
Channeling Jason Alexander in Seinfeld
My man really writing in linen wrap 😭
Joe looks like an old Italian Mafia guy with these sunglasses.
He's there for you. 😂
"my wallet is on the other side" couldn't balance the urge of joe calling him a dumbf*ck 😅
I used to write rhymes like that 😂 never got a pile that big I'd transfer whatever made the cut to a notebook. But when you suddenly get a good line you gotta write it down ASAP! I've wrote on everything from bar napkins to matchbooks! Normand is hilarious & these are some of the absolute best pods!