Geoffrey Asmus | The Only Funny White Man (Full Comedy Special)

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  • @GeoffreyAsmus
    @GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад +26

    I love this guy! Everyone should come see him live!

    • @synbiosblade
      @synbiosblade Месяц назад +1

      This random dude knows what's up, great set, definitely need to go see him live.

    • @Ilikemusic1369
      @Ilikemusic1369 Месяц назад +2

      Shout-out MINNEAPOLIS and Shout-out all my ALPHAS!! 🤙👍

    • @Jesse-n6n3i
      @Jesse-n6n3i 8 часов назад

      Can't wait to hear your anti trump bullshit.... I'm good NY boy

  • @murderofcrows7475
    @murderofcrows7475 Месяц назад +17

    "You too could do this if you ignore all your sexual urges." 😂

  • @itskyyuuuu
    @itskyyuuuu Месяц назад +16

    The most underrated comedian in the whole country

  • @delmarhi
    @delmarhi Месяц назад +10

    Wow…. Been awhile since I’ve witnessed a comedian assault a crowd like that and for that long. Just lighting them up the entire time. Terrific! Great job! I couldn’t quit laughing.

  • @zeeglass
    @zeeglass Месяц назад +2

    fuck yes geoffrey is so good

  • @bonnienedza55
    @bonnienedza55 Месяц назад +3

    Lol hysterical😂

  • @WithTwoFlakes
    @WithTwoFlakes 7 дней назад

    "stretch marks & Karl Marx..."
    I love how Asmus casually drops in what seems like a throwaway line and, as our US cousins would say, hits it out of the park. Top tier comedy writing.

  • @ty-guy4458
    @ty-guy4458 Месяц назад +4

    Dude has quickly become my favorite modern comedian. Stanhope withholding.

  • @AtilioEscobar
    @AtilioEscobar Месяц назад +4

    'Choke me, choke me! Oh..I don't know..Is this gonna hurt my credit?' I spit out my Cheerios on my laptop.

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 Месяц назад +3

    "every six months i had to get de-juiced like that blueberry girl in willy wonka" ... best line of the show
    So glad this got posted to 800 pound. It's about damn time!

  • @davidkruse4787
    @davidkruse4787 Месяц назад +3

    I didn't know Mr Beast did stand up

    • @bbol7416
      @bbol7416 21 день назад

      I can't unsee it now

  • @Maggiemae01
    @Maggiemae01 Месяц назад +5

    😂😂😂😂😂 glad I clicked.
    You had me at STFU mom! 💀

  • @GlitchMasterCasey
    @GlitchMasterCasey Месяц назад +4

    Bruh whoever puts the most hats on the most ducks is mayor! I’m weeeeaaaak! 😂

  • @bwalster
    @bwalster Месяц назад +1

    Hide your pillows, this guys on the come up.

  • @masonicprince1
    @masonicprince1 Месяц назад +3

    Flawless!

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810 Месяц назад +2

    Very funny!

  • @slick_rick_ink
    @slick_rick_ink Месяц назад +4

    Funny stuff! Appreciate the free 50 minute comedy special on a free app ! 🤙

    • @800pgm
      @800pgm  Месяц назад +3

      Happy you enjoyed it! We release comedy every Tuesday and Thursday :)

    • @slick_rick_ink
      @slick_rick_ink Месяц назад

      @@800pgm Awesome!

  • @travershart3852
    @travershart3852 Месяц назад +2

    brillant!!!!!

  • @SKIDSnSTUFF
    @SKIDSnSTUFF Месяц назад +3

    just
    the best
    this guy is the best

  • @Byteronin
    @Byteronin Месяц назад +2

    Watched this so many times 😂

  • @drumndbass
    @drumndbass Месяц назад +4

    he's hella good brah!

  • @sleepyheadluke
    @sleepyheadluke 2 месяца назад +32

    wasn't this already on yt?

  • @evdm7482
    @evdm7482 Месяц назад +3

    Oh god how do you practice your set, I expect a season of the making of… all deadpan shots from inside a suburban guest bathroom with notes strewn across rolls of toilet paper, a tablet phone and chargers aged by the grime of bathroom moisture

  • @marsrocket
    @marsrocket Месяц назад +2

    Hilarious

  • @didijones704
    @didijones704 Месяц назад +4

    This guy is actually pretty funny!!

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 Месяц назад +1

    Hey this set is hilarious! ✌️-TN

  • @JM-ro9oq
    @JM-ro9oq Месяц назад +3

    Schweet! Thanks Geoffrey, muy Alpha!

  • @Omoloya1
    @Omoloya1 Месяц назад +6

    Oh, he's fantastic!😂😂😂

  • @Angelofloveandhappiness
    @Angelofloveandhappiness Месяц назад +2

    The Flintstone vitamins joke lol Corky w a bouncy ass 😅

  • @samdim1240
    @samdim1240 8 дней назад

    Smart 😂

  • @Veiled_Aiel
    @Veiled_Aiel Месяц назад +4

    RIP, gone too soon

  • @foxysolerider
    @foxysolerider Месяц назад +3

    ASMUS!!

  • @Trijem
    @Trijem Месяц назад +2

    Waiting.. 😊

  • @schobes
    @schobes 2 месяца назад +2

    Yes

  • @mickmattson2754
    @mickmattson2754 Месяц назад +2

    this dude is the best

  • @alicehrazdira
    @alicehrazdira Месяц назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @deansteelman2174
    @deansteelman2174 Месяц назад +1

    Not a chance he benches 120lbs

  • @doublecup616
    @doublecup616 Месяц назад

    Bro took notes from Roger Smith

  • @BrandonWhitley
    @BrandonWhitley 8 дней назад

    35k views should be illegal

  • @roses2ndborn
    @roses2ndborn Месяц назад

    😂😂😂

  • @wojiaobill
    @wojiaobill Месяц назад

    Crowd work fail LOL

  • @isleoleafs
    @isleoleafs Месяц назад

    On the fence at first, kind of, with a thumbs up overall. Now I'm back again for a second listen. Either my taste is stale, or this guy is actually somewhat funny.

  • @KaylahV-y3r
    @KaylahV-y3r 19 дней назад

    Almsot cry-laughed, there's so many tips, techniques and tricks that it's sometimes hard to know where to start. But it's not rocket science to get your man shivering with ecstasy just by changing the way you talk. As simple as this sounds, maybe try escalating it a step at a time, go’ogle something like Words of Desire by Celestine Dessike to sneakily crawl into his mind and let it build on from that.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 20 дней назад

    Too many unfunny/mediocre comics going on podcasts constantly and this guy in the shadows??!!!...

  • @TheeAriaLee
    @TheeAriaLee Месяц назад

    I think you can consider that joke about making it in NY vs a small town stolen from
    Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face
    2017 ‧ Comedy/Documentary

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад +1

      Not even remotely the same punchline or execution but thank you!

  • @danjohnson8138
    @danjohnson8138 Месяц назад

    I have a hard time listening to people that spend more time laughing at their own jokes then telling jokes.

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 Месяц назад +1

    Reposting old vids to get the ad revenue 🖕🏽

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin Месяц назад

    The moment he shouted at his mom, i stopped warching ! ... 😡 👎

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад +2

      What an embarrassing comment from a grown adult

  • @tonyolen1381
    @tonyolen1381 Месяц назад

    Dude steals jokes and has maybe 10% of his set his own original.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад +3

      what?

    • @adamdavis4346
      @adamdavis4346 Месяц назад +6

      This is old. People are stealing his material. Geoffrey is the ALPHA

    • @tonyolen1381
      @tonyolen1381 Месяц назад

      @@adamdavis4346 OK, that makes sense because I was like I've heard at least half of these jokes from other comediens recently damn near verbatim.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus Месяц назад +2

      @@tonyolen1381 this was recorded almost two years ago