Crypt - Eulogy (Dax Diss)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Lyrics:
Welcome to Dax's Eulogy,
he practically passed the noose to me,
this is what happens when you get confused and shoot at a true MC,
Who's this dude think he's fooling? He's just fueling me stupidly,
guess its true since you used an extra year to get that school degree,
We both graduated back in 2013,
but you're a year older,
I guess it was harder than it seemed,
retarded don't honor your mind state,
must be toking that Spice laced,
this bitch's diss left me bored to death for Christ sake,
So I heard you had some words for me written down in a scheme,
5 months after the fact, lets recap, to see what he means,
He trashed me behind my back, he half assed his verse on my track,
even though I gave him the cash, that he asked for to make the rap,
and then I put his ass on blast, for being fake as his chain that said Dax,
and now he's aiming my way claiming I attacked, what is that?
Damn right I did,
this a walk in the park
and I'm suppose to bag up shit,
left by bitches, so let the carnage start.
People tweeting me telling me that I gotta go see
what Dax said, so like you I had to take a Lil Peep,
and what I did see? A bunch of sheep, counted so much I fell asleep,
someone tell this G when you diss me don't do so carelessly,
and now I think about it its funny how we all sleep,
Dax with his painted toes tucked up under his sheets,
cuddled up with bundles of money he scammed for on some beats,
his ex sleeps with everyone
and all of y'all sleeping on me,
Dax mad I ain't accept his fake apology,
acting like I'm Tory Lanez the way he said I'm sorry G,
said he wants to make a make up track with me and Scru,
but I told him screw you, I don't fuck you dude,
said he was praying for my family when my grandmother died,
posted in my comments 2 weeks after her soul went to fly,
acting like hes a saint to gain grace in the public eye,
but ain't say shit to me and had my number the entire time,
His heads so far up his ass its why he thinks he's the shit,
cause every time he spits fecal matter drips from his lips,
Get him a cat scan, cause this pussy's brain needs some help,
funny how I'm the fat man but you're the one full of himself,
you wanna say your freestyles are off the dome and that's lame,
the only thing undrafted is you when you went for the NBA,
say you're better than me like it is a brag and a boast
but we've been on two tracks together - I outrapped you on 'em both,
let's talk about all these verses you reusing thinkin' you're hard,
for someone so fit you sure are fuckin lazy with the bars,
you stole the name of your diss and acted like it's OG,
but homie, we know that Daniel likes to steal low key,
and Daxnos was a trash diss filled with bad jokes
and Dax knows his ass is grass if he lashes forth
and Dax nose is filled with burned marks from all the coke that he snorts to cope that his ass is alone
I'll take your D, chop it off with whats left of your name,
give you this L, so you can put it right there in it's place,
and that's the only way you're fly, how's that for word play?
Dax I can promise you that you don't wanna play this game,
And now you wanna bitch that rap too fast,
well shut the fuck up and listen Dax
and if you even attempt to do what I can,
you'll fail like you have as a Dad,
Oh snap, that's what you told us in she cheated again,
so either you lied about that, or you're lying about this,
do you even have a kid? Or was that shit fabricated from thin air?
Tryna get sympathy from a fake story you fibbed there,
Medusa lookin ass, stone faced, emotionless, stiff glares,
he's so much of a snake that they took the place of his hair,
Now snap me out of existence like you said that you would,
I'll come back with everything I have and that won't be good,
do we need to talk about that night in 2012 in Nashville,
or maybe refer to it as suckin' dick for Cash-ville,
7 figures to flex,
how quickly bitches forget,
you were begging for checks in 2017 to pay rent,
acting so rich but your apartment it aint even furnished,
fuck a casket, I'ma burned his ass to ashes cause you earned it
Kendra cheated, she's not your Butler, so she wouldn't wait,
but the entire time you were texting her friend Jayce,
and had the hots for Janae, her own sister, Big Play,
You back at it like a bad habit, being a snake,
this shit ain't new to you, you've been a liar your whole life,
and got mad at me when I brought your true colors to light,
assassinate your character? Bitch I just revealed the shit,
when you got 10 different artists with the same story, you're a dick,
You wanna hate on RUclips Rappers but shit now you need us,
people at those shows don't know you they there for Techa N9na,
so put our names in the title, call it a diss to get those numbers,
and don't be a bitch, tips from one RUclipsr to another.
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#Crypt #Dax #DaxDiss
Please go sub to the homies who came all the way out to me to be in the music video just to end the saga.
Scru: ruclips.net/channel/UCideLO7JJw2poa1JrEmQKDQ
CHVSE: ruclips.net/channel/UC_wM2uFtbBXPZPbHL94tfLw
DuaneTV: ruclips.net/user/iamduanejackson
Also, thanks to these homies for their video call in for the Eulogy:
Hi Rez: ruclips.net/user/HiRezTV
Grizzy Hendrix: ruclips.net/user/thisis100grand
And finally, shoutout to Joey Nato for making this crazy beat:
ruclips.net/user/joeynatomusic
Crypt where’s this song were ganna make g
God damn crypt fucking killing it good shit man love the content
Daxnos died 3x
Crypt 🔥
THANK YOU
When my boy Rez said “not many of you know this but he was a janitor” 😂😂😂
Dax has made it clear to him fans that he use to be a janitor in multiple videos and be would post it on social media
@@jennyr363 well no shit
@@jennyr363 /Woosh
Jenny R nigga you dumb 😂😂😂🤦♂️
Jenny R R/Woooooooosssshhhhh
*Rest in peace...it was a good service*
Scru Reactions your bloody hilarious 😂
Scru you're too funny man
Scru Reactions it was.
Scru with the dead dax hands....floored me hahaha
This was great thank y'all for standing up for RUclips, you were hilarious, btw.
Crypt the wordplay was insane bro 🔥🔥🔥
No Life Shaq I love you man haha
Post that reaction Shaq!
Lol
WASAP MA GA
(Whats up my guy)
Shaq!
I was kinda expecting shaq to be the pastor or some shit😂😂😂
" Funny how I'm the fat guy but you're the one full of himself "
Ooh Crypt oooh
So dirty!! Damn
Also funny how you're fat yet Dax's vids get at least XXXL the views as your NF/Ice Cube copied style rap vids. Glad to see you out getting some exercise though Crypt.
“What am I doing man? He wouldn’t want me wearing a shirt right now.” Lmaooo😂😂
😂😂😂
I know it's been said that cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but someone should check on Dax after this dirty bomb that just landed directly on his face.
Ayee
Papa tomato is here.
tomato king didn't expect seeing you here
Who knew we were gonna get a tomato mafia crossover episode?
Holy fuck, Leon's here? This really is a murder
“His girl sleeps with everyone and y’all sleeping on me” 😂🔥🔥🔥
Crypt bro u look like the guy from I’m not racist
Jasper Pearcey he is
Caspian Roske no he’s not 😂
I thought that too lmao
No he's talking about the racist guy in the video of that song
No offense Crypt i love u
@@CP-kw5hh if you think the guy at the beginning was racist you clearly didn't perceive the song as intended
"I'll be damned, those are gummy worms"
LMFAO
Shit was corny, like this song
Big L Dax fan alert I repeat it’s not a drill!
@@bigl292 when did duane ever scam anyone? I have a weird feeling you're dax in a fake account lmao
Whether it's corny or not depends on someone's music taste's.
There's no coming back from this. Thanks crypt for letting me produce this! 💯🔥🔥
you did a real good job man!
Joey (Lucky Boy) Nato nice production!!!
Off you produced it lmao
Killed it
Did a great job
“This gotta be the littest funeral ever”
- NoLifeShaq 2019
That's FAX!
At least 3 on that's tough pauses
He doesn’t react to diabolic and Chris weddy they Deserve some recognition
Dats tuff man...
sorry.. i am not dis liking... it is just stuck at 666 likes, and that is hella gangsta!
“He Does Know Thanos Dies Twice Right?” 😂
Wolfey Hill he just killed him more then that in 6 minutes 😂
You might be right 😂.since dax and crypt supposedly made up. So if something happens between then again he very well could die again! Ik I'm bored sorry
Crypt: 'i wont do a disstrack'
Also Crypt: 'hold my beer'
Josh Carey so true. I think it’s because everyone else did one so he was like eh why not dax is fake anyways
its like Eminem transforming into slim shady
crypt transforming into the... uh.... grave digger?
Tell himself to hold his on beer AND make the best diss track ever. What a man.
More like…
Crypt: hold my boat
What was diss track for like what did Dax do
Scru killed me when he picked up Dax’s hands 😭💀
AXIRA I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time🤣🤣🤣
Dude. Same! I laughed so hard!!!!!
Lol says he moves his hands too much then proceeds to rap with his hands the whole song. Homie BIG mad dax can rap better.
jamming periodically everyone talks with their hands home fry.
Dax just does it excessively.
and this isn’t about who’s better, unless we’re talking about who’s a better person in general, which is def not ya boy Dax.
@@wakeup243 i couldnt agree more. Dax is a horrible person. I just find it funny how he uses that as a diss then does it the whole time in all his videos.
Editor: how many camera angles do you want
Crypt: yes
Nah fr this is🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey Nick Cannon that is how you do a real diss track
This is a good disstrack but all of them together aren't even close to be as good as Dax. Dax lives 5 years ahead. Beside Crypt lost before he even droped this disstrack on his critic video about Dax "one take freestyle" you could see in his face how mad and envious Crypt was. Dax made them bigger and they should be tankful because nobody gives a fuck about them whack rappers.
@@OldSchoolVGammer nah bro Dax took the L on this shit look at the wordplay and lyricism that is in Crypts verses and Daxs verses, on top of that, Dax doesnt have any true meaning to his lyrics, he is ignorant and just rides the wave of whatever is popular.
UlfricRook list 10 disses at any of them from Dax’s “diss track” along with that Dax didn’t promote their music at all so when the song went up on their channels only their fans and other features’ fans aside from Dax’s knew of it. Yeah Dax’s name is on it but Dax isn’t the biggest name either so really Dax lost this fight as Crypt and other disses killed him and Dax really didn’t diss them in his track and mainly just screwed them over.
@@OldSchoolVGammer dax disstrack was trash and I was a fan of dax before I was of crypt dax whole track was complete trash hell he even admitted that he did these rappers dirty
UlfricRook chvse cut him up, scru mopped him up and crypt cremated him
"I'll be damned.. those are gummi worms" 😂
Favorite part of the video tbh
@@we_are_nevertheless7305 mine too cause thats when it was over lol
Can we get a “Crypt Reacts To Eulogy” video so Crypt misses another lunch break🧐
😂😂😂😂 yes, that's what i wanna see
Lol
Yes!
This track made me wanna apologize and I ain't done nothing
Comment of the year 😂😂😂✔
Sorry G
Aight bruh 😂
I'm sorry G
sOrRy G
I’m happy they squashed the beef and that Dax was able to get on the 3rd cypher, Dax and Crypt are two of my favorite rappers.
Dax is literally the RUclips Ja Rule.
Dead.
Chugk 😂😂😂😂😂
At least Ja rule is alive lol
Isn't Benzino a janitor now...
@@The-Endo-SymArmor is he? Eminem, 50, and d12 buried him... then he tried to make a music festival that was a complete failure.
Well now I guess Dax is going to see if Shaq has a spare toilet he can sleep in.
Vid length is 6:13 on mobile devices
Dax is from Ottawa (Area Code 613)
Even the vid has bars god damn
It's 6:12 not 6:13
Sryan
No it’s 6:13
@@lilrich5965 I dont know what to say when the number is 6:12 at the end of the video on my monitor
@@yxj233 I wish I could screenshot it and show you cuz that's weird man even I got 6:13.
I'm on my mobile though
@@lebronzejames wtf
“His ex sleeps with everyone and y’all are sleeping on me,” OOF 🔥🔥
Thats tuff
Crpyt is honestly extremely underrated
YeahOkBuddy nah
@@Kdm109 Dax fan
Is it weird that i listen to this for a good jam? Im listening to someone's cemetery
No, i praise you for this
1:11 "He was a janitor before becoming what he's widely recognized as today, an Ex-janitor."
corny
@@teddyballgame8791 You mad? 😆 gtfoh
For sure bro!
Corny
@@c1oakedd600 You're only trying to defend Dax for no good reason.
Man, Dax done SCRU'd Up!
His career went down the DUANE!
Being CHVSEd by his demons
He ended up in the CRYPT
Here for the Bars you should make a rap song and make that the chorus
Damn
Gotta admit. Thats nice.
Lol this comment sounds like you where paid to write it
This is literally just the nail in the coffin for dax
Rip dax 💀😂
Heet Bruh puns
Heet Bruh which makes it even better
You're fing trash
Bruh don’t say RIP we only use them three words when it’s a legend that’s died
View Stxar great comment
"Ill be damned, Those are gummy worms." 😂
Crypt: I'm not gonna do a dax disstrack
Also Crypt: I'm going to end Dax's career...
That's so Eminem-Style
Good one mate
@UC5aCGY1BYjcD8gCYMQPs1lQ ☝found the dax fan
It was good. But he didn’t end no career stop it. Lol
Lol I preferred Dax’s track
No coincidence if you turn the janitor upside down, he's a mop.
Hahaha yes! So legit!
To the top you go you beautiful bastard.
I literally rotated my phone upside down
Dave Reckoning if you turn a mop upside down it’s Dax
NoNoNoNii nah that was actually clever don’t hate
Crypt put his heart into this you can tell just by how confident he is. Swagger level 100
T Cashes Nobody cares about your rapping dawg
Bro. Ikr! This song is FIRE!!!
I merry him fuckin cute guy
Why is nobody questioning what happened in Nashville back in 2012 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Katelyn Roche we think he was... ahem “doing it” for money
I don't think it true though idk I like dax a lot and was biased with this but even if I wasn't he was 18 at the time so I don't believe it
Daddymac2004 I’m a teenager and you’d be surprised what people are willing to do for money, especially at 18 years old
Not saying it was true because none of us know for sure but still
@@bradycrabtree7031 yes I am to but at 18 at a strip club I don't know I couldn't see it but I actually asked him and talked to him about it in IG chat and I mean I know u wouldn't be honest if u did but he laughed it up when I asked
Oh my God Scru with them Dax hands!🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Scru was clowning 😁 hilarious!!!
What...is... good... my...friends. I've heard that at all the funerals I've been to. Like a flashback 😁✌️💗 Duane Jackson
Crypt you're the bomb!!!
Ik
GUY- 54 hand me creasing
Dax:"snaps fingers"
Crypt:"pulls reverse card"
Dax: *snaps fingers but nothing happens*
Crypt:"I am crypt" *snaps fingers*
*dax disappears*
T Cashes Nobody cares about your rapping dawg
@@nerdzurk Lmao who said I was rapping😂😂😂 STOOPID
J Drippy not u he’s on about T Cashes, hes replies to most comments telling them to see his channel
@@liamthomas9622 oh then my fault on me commenting that😭😭 I'll sub to you guys and can I get a sub back? Also I know cause there's this one guy he comments just to get subs😂😂
Funeral speaker:does anyone want to say anything about dax.
(Everyone raises their hand)
Funeral speaker:please this is a funeral so let's keep it positive.
(Everyone puts their hands down)
Lol damn I thought I missed that part. I actually went back thinking it was there. That would have been funny.
No-one:
Mgk: *puts eulogy in a line*
Eminem: *references eulogy as the name of a song*
Crypt: *calls the entire song eulogy*
LAYERS
Ben Dovernaugh RAPPERS HAVE LAYERS... LIKE OGRES!!!
T Cashes again bro Nobody cares about your rapping dawg
@@vonpierreofficial really. You're NOT good. You're actually worse than bad.. if you're in school DONT drop out. Study hard af an maybe one day you can manage an hold the door for a real rapper with talent..
jamming periodically I really don’t get the point of trying to bring someone down like this. It doesn’t do anything for anyone and it just makes the other person feel worse. I really don’t get it
“Tell me how im the fat man, but you’re the one full of himself” straight 🔥🔥
I SAW THIS AS HE SAID IT DUDE
Jeramiah Carr Same.. wtffff
@@ghost-sk7ceWTF SAMEEE
Sammee. Tf
Mughato Sema lmaooo y’all that’s crazy but dope and damn I got a lot of like lol thank you all!!
Crypt: I’m not making a Dax diss
*All his buds cook tf outta Dax*
Crypt: Alright f it 😂
LumpKing factssss
LumpKing yeah basically what happened LOL
I mean he must have had that planned to get all of them together for the vid so i am not sure if Crypt meant it when he said he would not be making a dax diss
Still the song was quite heat and the video was the best produced video crypt has ever made
@@arandomstan7274 THIS WHITE BOY IS TRASH COMPARED TO DAX
@@cutiepie6796 both of them have both good and bad songs I personally didn't like either of the war songs and we don't talk about crypts Godzilla remix. But dax kinda deserved the diss tracks if you want to actually look into it and not just follow the man blindly
Came back to watch this beautiful music video
Nobody:
*Scru playing with daxs dead body* “my bad my g my bad”
.
“He’s so much of a snake, they took the place of his hairs”🔥🔥🔥
T Cashes nobody cares about your rapping dawg
You mean hes a worm bc you dissing snakes rn come on bro even snakes have some dignity
@@xray-hf6fn It was a Medusa reference.
@@savitsios i think thats the opinion of anyone with ears. He could battle 50 tyson. But 50tyson would body this dude hahhaha
can someone explain how this beef took place I really want to know what happened
“ Funny how I’m the fat man , but your the one full of himself.”- why crypt is the best at punchlines and everything
bro that line is just Stone cold...
@@endistic6970 +Are you guys fucking 12?
@@Site17 He could be 12 and with an IQ of 110 so this aint an insult.
didntknowthatistillcouldgetalongassusernamewtflmao 14 but still lmao
Hyper1RU Dax supporter at best, I ain’t 12. And an opinion is an opinion lmao, get your own and stay outta other peoples
So many good bars, but "I'll be damned, those are gummy worms." - Hilarious!
Lol
Crypt is the only man in history to kill someone twice, including at their own funeral. 🔥🔥🔥
MarcusMcGrizz x killed himself in his music video twice
Scru did it too
Started off as a Dax fan. All these diss tracks converting me 🤦🏾♂️
his actions are what are converting you lol
Same I was a fan til I watched a video on all the lame shit he did, fake positivity is even worse than fake gang bangers to me
sdoriginal18 same but it's actually the disses and mostly the actions though.
Damnit I knew I wasn't the only one
@@Cork_YT all the disses are doing is saying daxs actions with fire bars lol
Dax: continuously gets dissed and humiliated
Also DAX: but I was a janitor
Just no
How does this make sence
cmon man, he's just getting the shit he deserves
@@jevster680 who tf listens to dax lol
why all the Dax disses ?? i'm lost
Okay. I came from your reaction to dax wack rappers....i thought you were being salty. I've never heard you rap. But you went so so so deep and personal, i take it all back. This cut like razor wire on fire. If Dax didn't come back at this.... even if he does.... he needs to stick to singing about being a man... the battle rap thing is over. Damn.... Crypt KEEPER? Rip Dax
"Ill be damned, those are gummy worms" 💀💀💀
Wait, this youtuber just copied and pasted a comment to get attention dafuq. You've got 300,000 subs, that wasnt enough?
@@GerdTerd erm no. He's quoted the last bit of what crypt said. Can't steal a comment of a quoted line.
JustCallMeGerd quotation marks implies they are quoting someone else 🙄
@@Just-Nikki Welcome to the level of IQ dax fans have and I supported daniel months ago lol what a shame.
@@idareyoutolookatmyprofile.569 including quotes and the two skulls, this was an exact copy of another user's comment which was posted before and, at the time of me posting my original comment, had more likes than this comment.
Crypt you killed it, and Scru you made me laugh so damn hard when you picked up Dax’s hands doing the Daxhands
Scru is so damn silly! 😂😂
Are you joking, this is a terrible song and diss track 😂🤦♂️
Ryan McCormick I think you have 2 brain cells
@@ryanmccormick8571 Sorry he bodied your idol homie. Actually listen to the bars / word play. Shit is unmatched.
@@ryanmccormick8571 then your just as dumb as the rest of the fanboys
Dax: The definition of forgetting where you came from even though you mention it in every song.
Holy shit thats true.
dont forget that he was a janitor
@@yvngnxmd Was he? He never seems to mention it.
@@yvngnxmd his family got a shit ton of money too lmao bet you didn't know that 😂
ITS DAX
"what Dax said, so like you I had to take a Lil Peep"
*OOF*
@TK Podcast lil peep as in little peep, fax stole a line off of lil peep on one of his songs when he got the stems, not the greatest line in the song but better than I could write...
CHVSE: I killed dax
Crypt: *hold my track*
Everyone said ChvSe had a good one but I really didn’t like it🤷🏻♂️
Ya'll some lame ass's. Their tracks lyrically slaughtered dax. I support them all, but Chvse has been in my playlists for 3 years, so I represent him 100%.
@Sky memes chvse abd crypt have been friends for a long time if you actually watched his videos you'd know lmao
@Sky memes you said he was only on here for clout though :/
Only issue I have with this diss track is that I can’t watch you reaction to it 😂😂😂
mushtie plays I hope he does
Wouldnt be the first time he broke down his own vids,
Nolifeshaq has reaction already
mushtie plays that’s what I was thinking
@@raymondstokes7098 shaq over reacts to everything and plays it up so much that if theres more than 3 minutes of rapping he just repeats " im done" pver and over
3:57 Scru making the corpse do the Dax hands 😂😂
Boom rah ah dah its dax its dax
First time listening to you Crypt, I dont understand how anyone gave this a thumbs down. You got mad flow
it's coz no one knows what the fk he's saying 😂
@@Leoshtiong💀
Scru, Duane and CHVSE rapping was so good in this 😂😂😂
I believe they met up to do other collab projects as well
As a show of support for Crypt
they cant just be in the video? why not? crypts mom was in it to why werent she rapping?
Dax: I was a janitor
Crypt: You mean you WILL be a janitor?
Since Dax isnt around anymore I'll say it for him.
This was LEGENDARY
Fun Fact: Dax got more famous than everyone in this video.
Literally he is.
Scru on 500k and Crypt is on 1mill and dax is on 3mill subs and every song get millions of views.
Still got bodied in this tho and I like crypt and dax 😂
Who cares? Jay-Z is more famous than Nas but everyone agrees Nas bodied Jay with Ether. Who's bigger than who is irrelevant to the question of who wins in a beef.
@@MIrfanPerdana word my guy. word.
“Burned him into ashes cuz he earned(urn) it” 🔥🔥🔥
That was fire, I literally read this comment the same time it was played in the video
Wow lol watch battle rap... This bar is simple
I missed that
100% lyricism
100% great flow
100% talent
0% woman and cars
now that’s a good song.
What's wrong with women?
@@escapzfear8270 Nothing wrong with women. He wanted to say that Crypt didn't mention "bitches on his dick" and stuff
@@idonthaveaname4911 my innocence will prevail through this tom-foolery knowledge I have just been bestowed
Str8 facts
Escapz Fear you don’t understand then
Dax: I'm Thanos
KSI:He does know Thanos died right? Twice?
me:*laughs*
Scru knew it too
Never heard of you before but actually found you from recommended videos after watching Token in his music videos. Keep up the great work!!! More recognition is heavily deserved...
So nobody wants to give knowledge to that LAX bar? 🔥🔥🔥💯
I dont think they caught that lax is the name of an airport
@@slowedtracks5951 yes. That line was great
IT WAS GOLDEN
Bakerymusic got it. RUclips.com/c/bakerymusic
It was an ok line not amazing or anything I caught it right away
Dax: "I am Inevitable!"
*Snaps
Crypt: "I AM CRYPT!!"
*Snaps
*Dax fades away back to being a janitor
Whahahahahaaaaaa!
not to mention dax song has almost more vieuws as all the diss song
@@shaquillehuiswoud8802 Doesn't make the song better than this one. Views don't matter. Quality matters, and Dax is trash and that's fax 😂😂
@@gamegod4567 well yes his last songs where trash but u should listen to "rapgod" or his "killshot"
@@gamegod4567 Oo and dax his song is way better
How many times Dax has already been killed
👇🏾
78 nvm 230
Sadly
Damn 530 times there must be alot of underrated people LOL
You're trash
Big L your name rhymes perfect with dax
Really good bars hidden there!
For instance the wordplay bar..
Take that D and chop it off with what's left off your name = Ax (chopping tool)
Put L there =
ITS LAX
yea he also said "take that D" lmao
that bar has no impact even if its "clever"
@@devindraco3594 How?
@@p0purlerm0bs60 cause you can hear him trying so hard to do something clever but there's no hard hitting diss there, this is why youtubers shouldn't do diss tracks
@@devindraco3594 ima be honest. This diss was kinda shit. But that bar was pretty clever imo. Although it’s so choppy in the song you can’t really comprehend it in the moment. So Ik what you mean
Dax: I'm Superman!
Crypt: I'm Cryptonite
U👏N👏D👏E👏R👏A👏T👏E👏D
Cryptonite
Smart 💥
Lol that joke works so well.
@@unknownseizure r/woooosh
Nobody:
Dax: I WAS A MOFUCKIN JANITOR
Aidan_88 ok we get now shut the fuck up
@@Christiaan.I 😂😂☠☠
Dismas niyokumfasha how about you stfu prick🌚
Chris Hansen you stfu stop sticking up for this gay comment you fucking bitch
And that🔥was the final nail in the coffin...
Scru with the dead Dax hands 😂🤣☠️👐
Daxs 1st mistake...... Thinking he could battle an Emcee legend like Crypt. Keep doing you bro. You've always had my support.
For someone who wasn't gonna respond you absolutely killed it. Those bars were too good
Also can we just take a second to appreciate how funny Scru is in this?
He was clowning on Dax like always
Cmon use your head. He was obviously going to respond just pretended not too
Donavan Ritchie
Dax prolly called him a name like he said in the video too get dissed
Daxnos: I'm inevitable
Crypt: I'm Crypton Man
Ph4ntom _Playz
I am: SLEEP
Eminem Vs Ja rule
Crypt Vs Dax
Guess who's ending up in Shaq's toilet?
damn lol thats TUFF!!!!!
Coooaaachh!!
He went from cleaning toilets to being in the toilet
metalman 5.56 niggas really be stealing Solluminatis lingo 😂 Shaq says everything he says
DATS TUFF!
YOU DID IT CRYPT!!! THE SONG HIT 1 MILL!!! #MakinBIGPLAYS
@@Leoshti crypt won and that why dax kept begging crypt to forgive him until finally crypt agreed
Scru: “at least his hands ain’t moving” lmfao!!! 😂😂
Lmao
Crypt: yo yo what u doing?
👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽👐🏽
Scru: uh my bad G
😂🤣😂🤣😂
For those that don’t know that was a call back to when Tory lanes pulled up on dax and made him apologize. “My bad G.”
Crypt
Scru face jean
Duane
Chvse
Hi-rez
And grizzy hendrix
in the same video is legendary🔥
@RKZ shot78 maybe that is his real
Lol Dax made so many enemies
Bunch of bullys
@@evildax2173 silly Stan, dax is a snake
@@evildax2173 if you piss of loads of people because your a generally shite person. Don't start complaining when you get heat from them all. Don't start a fight against a bunch of people if you can't win
"I'll be dammed, those were gummy worms" 😂
*Dax Crying in his closet*
Crypt: Uploads a video
*Ah shit here we go again* 😭
LumpKing you put the cherry on top for all this😂
Man had a big smile on my face the whole video. Thanks for all your hard work and content Crypt I really enjoy everything you put out.
More importantly, he actually remembered his lines...
Didn’t turn his head once
OMG I laughed so much with SCRU, almost spit my food on my monitor Bro, You Guys Are Geniuses!
Proz and Love from Portugal!
*"From one RUclipsr to another."* ☠️
Best way to end it.
You guys think crypt should react to this banger???
Craeypt mad thei sogn ! he cnt raect to it
@@Strafe1 r/whooooosh
@@her_shelle r/woooosh
fucking idiots it was a joke
Strafenix damn they just got wooshed
RIP janitor dax he was good at cleaning toilets
AND THATS FAX
Edit 1: Thanks for all the likes
Edit 2: almost 1k likes thanks so much
Khor Crazy and that’s DAX
Now hes covered in WAX
Lol
He also had a pet duck, his name?
IT'S QUAX!
His music puts me to sleep..
Snorlax?? 🤔
Here after they squashed the beef to listen to this masterpiece.
"funny how i am the fat man, but you're the one full of yourself" - Crypt
GAWDAMN this bar stood out!!!
XD i know right bro (Also love the new song f8l)
When scru doing the Dax hands with the dead body lmao 😂😂😂😂 I’m 💀💀💀 the end is here 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Shit was hilarious lol
“I’ll burn him cuz he urned it” don’t sleep on crypt man🔥
Edit: Thanks for the 100 likes :)
@Lxrd Kami you must not get the line
Lxrd Kami it was obviously a play on wording, it doesn’t matter how you spell it, it has the same effect🤦♂️
@Lxrd Kami yea try to play it off as sarcasm lmao
@Lxrd Kami the way you acting on the internet gonna make people think that. So just back out and stop replying. 😂
@Lxrd Kami Oh my fucking god no more replies on this thread please end my suffering
1:40 the song begins
"I'll be damned, those are gummy worms" 💀💀💀
was legit looking for this hahaha
he ate it at the end to lmao
Read this right as he said it
Joshua Adebayo same
Dax: i am thanos of rap
Crypt: AND.. I.. AM.. CRYPT!!!❤️🖤
3000/10
Zer0 SY 😂😂😂
He aimed for the head lol
Crypt : I'm not going to make disstrack on dax
5 mins later: (*thinking*) let's have a funeral...
Lol he did say that didn't he 😂
@@djbarmylife1235 😂
honestly, crypt and dax squashed the beef, but he leaves this here as a reminder to keep him from fucking up again
Btw for ya'll that didn't know, Dax used to be a janitor
o shit lol
Can you repeat yourself,i didn’t understand
Yup. It’s fax
So?
Who would’ve thunk it?
"Like you I had to take a lil peep"
Is my favorite line by far
Yeah dax did steal a lil peep verse for his song and claimed their where friends.
@@ugotsnickers267 who tf cares
Joseph Romero me
@@josephromero9972 oof
Joseph Romero dax fan spotted
"We been on 2 tracks together, I out rapped you on them both". That's how a real spitter flexes
T Cashes Nobody cares about your rapping dawg
I checked it out. Your flow and cadence are tight, but you need to mix your stuff my guy. My advise for you at this point, would be to invest in some good equipment and learn how to make your own beat. Then you can really craft your own sound.
"ill be damned, those are gummy worms" bahahhaa