What A F***ing Muppet.
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- I know you've all been wondering who my favourite member of One Direction is. I'll tell you, it's Liam Payne. I love this guy. Let's have a look at some footage of him being interviewed recently to exemplify why.
#liampayne #onedirection #musicindustry
I have a feeling those guys knew exactly what they were doing when they put this guy on their podcast. He's the kind of person who doesn't recognize when anyone is patronizing him for a laugh because he can't fathom the notion that anyone would ever patronize him for a laugh.
You forgot that made sure he had plenty to drink!
I felt that too, they seemed to be laughing at him on the inside.
and they stuffed him full of alcohol too.
6:09 - yup, look at dudes facial expression lmfao
Logan Paul being patronising? A bunch of insecure man babies. Who cares
It’s hilarious because you just KNOW that Simon Cowell told each of them the exact same thing 😂
Guaranteed
In-between messing with his face.
100%
What a set of pole smoking schills
oh yeah lolololo.
He’s giving off the energy of that kid at school who would say ‘my dad’s harder than your dad’. Definitely a muppet.
That's exactly it! What a prat.
He also blagged that he has an uncle at Nintendo who gives him games that aren't out yet
@@alexgreenwood404 🤣🤣🤣
My dad will bum your dad and your dad will enjoy it
He gives me Simon Cowell vibes quite literally 😂
Reminds me of something my grandpa used to tell me: "When people are constantly trying to prove something, just remember, it's because they haven't proven it to themselves yet."
That's genius
Nice your grandpa told you that, I got to learn the hard way
Ooh I love that. That's some fantastic wisdom.
Yup, my papa said, ‘Empty vessels make most noise’
That’s the name of a great mars volta song
I'm in tears from laughing way too hard at this. Too funny! What a fucking tosser Mr Payne is, you just know he stares at himself in the mirror while he's having a pull.
That's not an image I needed 😂😂🙈
He jerks it stalefish to his own ass I'm sure.
bit rude...
😄😄I could believe that
I liked your comment because of having a pull. 🤣
Justin accidentally saying One Dimension instead of One Direction made it for me 😂😂😂😂
There's nothing accidental about that.
I guffawed!
One Substraction
Freudian slip
#WandErection
What I love about Justin is, that no matter the sting in his disses... he is never mean to the vulnerable. He just gives it to the actual assholes.
Ticket to Ride
and more as the theatre of analysis than pure cruelty .. consistently inquisitive, insightful, brilliant
@@user-eg9dc5pi1d Quite so!!! Very funny... very smart!
Well said both of you
@@mjcarroll673 Thanks!
'His surname is Payne, and he is certainly not afraid to inflict it'... Brilliant!
inflict himself even.
The David Brent analogy is soooo accurate 😂
Completely spot on!!
The way he says 'yeeeehhh' when they asked if he'd fight KSI, is the most David Brent like delivery I've seen anyone apart from Gervais himself do.
@@ErgRyarks I’m British lad, watched the office when it first aired 🤷🏻♂️
2 billion % lol
When he says "Here we go...", it's uncanny.
Liam has always been the guy in the band, who thought he was better than every other member, he was and still remains one sentence away from putting his foot in his mouth every time he speaks. You absolutely nailed it when you compared him to David Brent, that is exactly who he is like.
Like when Noel Gallagher called Robbie Williams the 'fat dancer from Take That'
@@cmguitars5151 Noel is so far and away better than chubby Williams lmao
I think youve hit the nail on the head, i know someone who grew up with him and hes always been an arrogant wanker even before he was famous 😂
this is not true in the slightest.
I obviously don’t know the guy. But the impression I get is that he’s very insecure and he doesn’t know who he is without success or without the group. Maybe I’m wrong, though.
"I've been thrown down and held by my throat... but enough about my sex life" 😆🤣
Best part of the whole video.
🤣😂😆
This had me choking on my laughter. 😂
To be fair to the lad, he does come over as a world class winker.
Love that you say Liam is the overlooked one and then forget that Louis exists LOL
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Liam was the one who married another bland cougar right? Who tf is Louis tho? Nevermind it's Tomlinson lmao I genuinely thought there were only 4 of them
Louis Tomlinson was one of the band's main songwriters, that's all!
cocaine is a hell of a drug. Liam is basically its poster boy right now. His response to the Will Smith slap is so funny I watch it all the time
Strong likeness to that thoughtful airhead ‘Bros’ brother
Thanks for the tip!
How many accents did he have in that one Oscar’s slap interview? 😂😂😂
Emoters
Car crash TV. You missed out the section when he says he'll only go solo for the right song because he doesn't want to damage his musical 'legacy'. Legend.
Strip That Down has entered the chat like a fart in an elevator. The radio station we have on at work plays it every now and again, and every time it is just an embarrassment.
Strip that down
Hahahahha!
Legacy ruined in that one interview
This was hysterical, I nearly spat out my tea at "What if he beats me up", and Liam Payne is, no doubt, a muppet, but that interview speaks volumes against the Paul brothers, too. What a pair of over-grown schoolyard bullies they are, egging him on, drawing him out, with whoever that pathetic, fawning hanger-on sitting next to Liam is, all but panting, "Yeah, boss, good one, boss!" Yuck.
Yup, I *never* use the word hate for people I don't know; but those two are coming very close to that territory. They scam the fans they have, for MILLIONS of dollars each year, and they are just bullies - like you said. Sorry, I know this was an old comment from you, but I just happened to re-watch this episode right now for a laugh, and I saw your comment and just felt I had to say something. Because sure, Liam Payne is an absolute moron, but the brothers are so fucking horrible that my laughter just sort of stopped half way through and I became _almost_ a bit sad for Liam, who doesn't seem to know himself or the world *at all* and these two idiots are just letting him screw up even more, because it's fun for *them* - and that's just vile behavior. Sorry, I shall now go back to have a nice and a bit more zen morning than this! Hope you'll have a fine rest of this week!
@@tessiepinkman No apology necessary! I hope your day has been more zen than not. Cheers, from Australia. 😊🌷
Totally agree with you both above. I came back for a laugh and on second viewing you really see the bullies at work. They know exactly what they are doing and they are most definitely laughing at him not with him
I believe Louis Tomlinson surmised the whole situation perfectly. The Paul brothers are bullies.
There was only one Paul brother in that.
We’re all laughing at him not with him not just them! Liam dug his own grave in that interview he didn’t need any help.
The lack self awareness is so true, it’s embarrassing
This had me in stitches! People like liam payne with that obscene level of arrogance about them are just asking for people to poke fun at them. His size of ego is almost satirical. I know someone who grew up with him and apparently he has always been a complete wanker 😂
Yes, like his ex-girlfriend who takes herself so serious & talks like she is untouchable,. She has the cheek to say Nicole S. Isn't that good or memorable, not a great singer/dancer!!!! 🤮😏
Liam seems to be painfully, desperately insecure. Justin, you hit the nail on the head when you called him David Brent.
And like a lot of painfully insecure people, actually comes across as a really arrogant prick.
@@janknuckeyhe is, I used to work at Disneyland Paris and still know a few people there and they said he was quite snotty to everyone and bizarrely not a lot of people recognised him, my mate said he had to keep thinking who he was and said he looked really dirty and scruffy
oh jeez. I know I've had my own David Brent moments when I've felt at my most insecure. I'm sure underneath all this nonsense he's actually quite a nice person. He honestly just wants to be loved but is going about it in a way that just turns people off. I actually feel sad for him like I always did with David Brent. It's funny but also tragic when people have this blindspot and they can't understand why people don't like them.
I think Simon shot him in the foot when dishing out the roles/images of each of the lads in the band. You've got the womaniser (Harry, despite being so far from the truth), the cute Irish one (Niall), the mysterious one (Zayne), the Noel/Liam Gallagher character (Louis, again sooooo far from the truth)... All pretty easy images to work with for a solo career, although I love how Harry Styles has managed to totally go against his womaniser image and be best example of a man who says F you to toxic masculinity... I digress... Poor Liam was marketed as the sensible one, the Dad of the group. He was the one who gave sensible answers in interviews, who kept the conversation going when the rest descended into chaos, the one who kept a level head and held it all together. I imagine it's hard to figure out who you actually are and how to rebrand yourself as something more appealing/exciting as a solo artist. Liam is a decent guy, he just lost his way for a while but seems to be doing much better now 🙏
An absolute masterclass in British sarcasm. Cheers
i watch this video at least once a month, it’s my absolute comfort vid
“David Brent” 😆🙌🏼 spot on 🤣 The narcissism is ooozing out of him.
You don't understand, Liam's album hit #111, that's #1 three times simultaneously. Harry, Niall and Zayn only hit #1 once.
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"The most important thing to remember when doing interviews is to not be a bell end". That is comment of the day. I laughed so loudly, I even snorted, hilarious. This video was brilliant. I also loved the David Brent analogy. Liam is David Brent reincarnated for sure.
I also laughed at “they put me out in front cos they know i won’t freeze”😂
Brent's not dead!!! Sacrilege! 😂
What is a bell end? I’ve heard several Brits use it often. In context I can tell it’s negative, kind of like calling someone a tool, but I don’t understand the reference.
@@SubVet84 Bellend? I've always known it to mean "dick" e.g "that's blokes an awful Bell end" = "that's blokes an awful dick". I'm Irish though a Briton might come through here and tell me I'm wrong, and we'll all be fighting again! 👊😂 (it doesn't take much.. Lol)
@@damotheman4196 thank you for letting me know. Now I can see how that makes sense. I’m assuming it’s because the end of a dick is shaped like a bell. Seems unnecessary to say since it’s quicker to say Dick. Leave it to the Brit’s to complicate something to sound stuck up and clever. Slang is meant to be easier; what a bunch of dicks! Lol
This is brilliant. Liam's Brentisms and Justins commentary just kills me.
I literally laughed out loud during this one. I never realized the power of a wink.
It's illegal in seven countries, believe it or not. Too much of a risk to public security
Well if it gets Cheryl Cole's pants off I might just give a try out 🙂😜😜😜
I laughed so hard I got distracted and burnt dinner. Was worth it.
Sorry!
😂😂 This comment!! Oh my days...! 😂😂 x
Especially worth it if it was Liam's dinner
I knew nothing about Liam Payne before this hilarious video, I want to know even less about him now 😆
Everything I learned about One Direction, I learned in this clip.
Me too, lol!
Same. I only knew their name before, nothing more than that.
“If you don’t remove those hands there’s a high likelihood you’ll never use them again” is my favourite quote ever. Full stop. Amazing. Beautiful. Show-stopping.
"One Dimension" there is no way that wasn't on purpose :) Great video, love the content!
You're a bit of a guitar genius and an epic frontman, but you win the internet for this video. It's pure gold.
The Freudian slip was priceless.. Nearly did it TWICE! That would've added not one but TWO extra dimensions! 🤣🌟👍
I thought the same, they are now know as 'one dimension' to me 🤣😆
Very apt! The perfect start to this video. 🤣
I am howling at this, I only recently discovered Justin had this channel so I’m way behind and binge watching! Brilliant brilliant stuff from one of my favourite artists of all time. You have made the world’s biggest cringe fest interview into an absolute howl, well done sir! 😂👏🙌
“When the chips are down, and your goose is cooked…” 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant delivery. Your silences were perfectly executed. 😂
This is brilliant 😂😂 even when you criticize it’s still being kind of polite and it’s so funny. More of this please.
yes!!
Spot on with the David Brent observation. This guy is a legend in his own mind.
PLEASE MORE OF THIS! You’re amazing at throwing shade
Jaauusting Hawkins rides again,sir Justin, what a beautiful satiracal take on the fuckology of instant meritless stardom,more please,
When you're invited to Simon Cowell's house, you have to sign an NDA, and also acknowledge that you will wake up in an alley the next morning after having been roofied, with your pants nowhere to be found. And you agree to not press charges.
That happened to me three fecking times before I caught on.
Settle down Louis Walsh, we know.
Wake up tied up in the back of a limo with sinitta driving
Damn, Justin is a comedic genius.
Side-splittingly funny, every time!!!
This is one of your funniest videos by far! You have the gift of humour as well Justin! Love your videos.
I laughed through this whole video. Why don't you have a milllion plus subs? People are missing out.
Never has a surname been so aptly applicable.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen 😂 I love your humor! Thank you🩷
+1 For the Mariah Carie analysis. Feel the same way about Whitney (R. I. P). They were amazing when they started out then the pressure/showmanship/whatever took over. Felt soulless. 😢
Far too funny .. I love Justin’s delivery .. thanks and please keep the videos coming. If it hadn’t been for Justin I’d have never have heard of Ren. Or laughed so much today 🙏
I can actually see Ricky Gervais reeanact this interview as David Brent...and it would work... amazing!
My favourite boy band of all time is Free. Tons of Sobs, 1968, Kossoff was 17, Andy Fraser was 15/16, Kirke & Rodgers were 18. I don't know that any of them had that weapons-grade wink though. That was obviously their major shortcoming.
This cheered me up no end and yet depressed me at the same time.
Oh boy, so many gems, my face hurts from grinning! Thank you Justin Hawkins 😄😂😂
The way you say "One Dim------rection" with a saucy look to the camera, is priceless. I haven't laughed this hard from a video in a long time.
One of your best videos in quite some time. What an absolute tool he appears to be. Enjoyed that.
Sometimes your subtle humor is just hilarious Justin. Never miss an episode cheers!
Putting it out there, this is one of your best videos yet. As soon as you mentioned David Brent I couldn't unsee it. Brilliant.
Rumor is Rod Stewart had the power of the wink (and, just between us…the nod as well).
My favourite of your videos so far, brilliant stuff! Laughed out loud several times. I know you've had doubts about the channel recently but I love your sense of humour and insight in equal measure and hope you keep with it.
Justin, you make me laugh so much with your comments. You are totally on my wave length, and I am glad to have you in my life since subscribing to your channel. I hope that you read this, and know that you are very much appreciated. Thank you!
The David Brent-Ness is just incredible.
He even does the David Brent “UH?!” at 10:36 😂
Starting my day with a right good laugh, thank you Justin.
"Four" and "Made in the AM" are solid albums!
I remember his awful song 'Strip That Down' in which he's DESPERATELY trying to erase his boyband image... it had the lyric "I used to be in 1D", and let's just say if you have to keep mentioning how different you are, you're not actually different
This is genuinely the funniest video I have ever watched in my life??? Instantly subscribed
Justin Fucking Hawkins Rides Againnnnn! 🎶🎶🎶🎸
Justin you know that video where you were wondering what type of videos we wanted? This, more of this please 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing .
I went to see 1dimension with my daughter once and I actually think he held the whole show together. Massive bellend in these interviews tho. You hit the nail right on the head with the David Brent comment. Brilliant as always Justin. Keep up the good work!!
He’s the safe hands of the group but is about as exciting as visiting the dentist, which is why he works in the group but sucks solo (and why he released a mediocre Xmas song because they don’t have to be particularly good to get plays each year and earn money)
00:18 " 1 dimen-" hahaha Freudian slip bro . 1 Dimension , indeed. Love the channel.
"One dimension"! U got it right the 1st time🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Justin for getting my day off to a giggly start, once again. It's the best! 😂
I'm not sure your reactions should be restricted to music-related content quite frankly! You're funny talking about anything.
I think this is your funniest one so far, what a melt!
This is the most I have ever learned about One Direction, appreciate the sarcasm but I would not call him a muppet though. Your boy Liam seems to be more of a sock puppet.
An inside out sock puppet since he’s got his head so far up his own ass
Yeah he's Cowell's personal sock puppets judging by his story
Muppets have a modicum of class.
Crispy sock.
This made me ROAR with laughter several times! Thank you for your(as always), thoughtful, polite and graceful insights/insults. They regularly brighten up my day!
I thought Justin was a bit subdued after his recent post about the channel. I wanted to give the dude a hug.
This episode is back to form :)
You are pure comedic gold 🤣 The art of insulting with out insulting. Keep it up!
Justin please keep going with your music and these videos! You make life a lot easier!
Ive had a shit week and I keep playing this because your reaction just cheers me up hahaha. Thanks Mr.Hawkins
Justin Hawkins has the most beautiful speaking voice, as well. I would like to listen to this voice reading obscure poetry, stories, even listening to his voice reading the newspaper so eloquently would be such a pleasant way to actually hear.
This channel is the most entertaining thing about my insomnia. We all know a Payne don’t we?
Justin...you should check out the report that the band Monuments recently released, sharing receipts that show how venue merch cuts are hurting bands and cutting into the viability of touring. I'd love to hear your take on this and your experience with the ways that multiple people have multiple hands in the pockets of bands.
How I've stumbled across your channel mate I don't know but it's fucking brilliant I can't get enough of it 🤣
This was soooooo great!!! So much enjoyment, and I don't even know much about One Direction.
@@rocketshiptoaltair or old....but I'll take beautiful over old any day! 😁
I'm fairly new to your channel but I love your dry sarcastic wit. Low key excoriating these chumps.
Every time I see Justin has uploaded a new video I click on it straight away ❤ he makes me laugh 😂 so much 😂😂love you Justin ❤
Hes not Brent, hes the IT guy that won go-karting.
Oi! No professionals.
If Justin wasn't such a musical genius he probably would have made a great comic. Pure class.
Hilarious and insightful!
I don’t know much about One Dimension, but I did somewhat recognize all the other members except for this guy. He probably has some type of invisible man complex that he’s compensating for.
The Brent comparison is spot on. At least in that interview.
And I love the “enough about my sex life” cracks. This was one of your best!!
"Decide on a note and go for it" hahahahah you had me in stitches with that one
Not only are you a great rock n roller, you are super funny too. 😂. So glad I found your channel. That intro riff is EPIC!! ❤ from 🇨🇦
Oh god how do I love your subtle way of friendly burrying twats! I understand why you don't wanna diss other musicians in general (except for your glorious "moops like jagger" video - my fav so far!)... but this way you presented here today! Way to go! Awesome! Declare being the adviser for some celebs that behave idiotically by showing us their moments of being complete fools! Justin I love your channel soo much!
I once more bow to the pure brilliance of Justin Hawkins.
"Sometimes when you hear Mariah Carey singing, you just wanna go: C'mon love, decide on a note and go for it". 🤣 ROTFL 🤣. That's the best description I have heard of when that style of singing is overdone. I think it is called "melismatic" singing (or some may call it "over-singing"?), but it can be taken way too far. Applies to a few other famous R&B singers as well...
Favorite quotes...Howling in unison lmao!
My dad's trying to get me to go solo....don't tell my brother!!! (Epic!!!)
I happened to watch this first thing on a Monday morning. Great way to start the week. The funniest you have ever done. The David Brent reference is killing.
Thank you for being you Justin. Unaffected, balanced and open.
Your little pauses … pure comedy gold!
I think we can all agree that we’ll turn down any invites to Simon Cowell’s house
4:36 saying Liam Payne has a David Brent vibe is so accurate it blew me away