Storytime I got beat up for my fake friend

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @jasmineisamazinqq
    @jasmineisamazinqq 2 года назад +448

    When people say “you think you better than everyone” that really means they think your better than them.

    • @JanJanNow
      @JanJanNow 2 года назад +10

      Soooo true!

    • @bludene
      @bludene 2 года назад +3

      false

    • @sameeraht254
      @sameeraht254 2 года назад

      Hating bitches kill me ! Weirdo hoes fr

    • @tictheintrovertedcancer7917
      @tictheintrovertedcancer7917 2 года назад +26

      @@bludene You probably find yourself saying it to people a lot. Work on your self esteem.

    • @bludene
      @bludene 2 года назад +4

      @@tictheintrovertedcancer7917 you know nothing about me so who are you to even assume i have low self esteem

  • @FavoredandFlourishing
    @FavoredandFlourishing 2 года назад +822

    Proof people will be jealous of you just for being classy and dressing nice. A woman who is jealous of you will sleep with your man to prove she can have the same things you have. This is Sidechick energy and this is why they take pride in it.

  • @puddinswetkitten3792
    @puddinswetkitten3792 2 года назад +225

    Girl when you said ya walked off and one of the kids threw a water balloon at her head🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shiii had me in literal tears I was not ready for that I laughed so hard because whaaaaa LMAOO

    • @tahiesha1
      @tahiesha1 2 года назад +13

      No frfr 🤣🤣🤣 my stomach hurts

    • @malikajewel1070
      @malikajewel1070 2 года назад +4

      I swear I was dying 😂😂

    • @ayoodominique
      @ayoodominique 2 года назад +9

      Girl yes I was in real tears just picturing everything 😂😂😂

    • @TyshidaJ_
      @TyshidaJ_ Год назад +4

      Mannn literal tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣 great story time!!!!

  • @loveidk1
    @loveidk1 2 года назад +312

    Rat was literally the worst friend 🤣 the fact that nobody answered her call shouldve been the first red flag 🤣 the way she was dusty WITH a nasty attitude? make it make sense! loved all the stories from this week ❤️❤️

    • @nathanielthomas4071
      @nathanielthomas4071 2 года назад

      Everything is too common nowdays. Like why is Make it Make sense everywhere? Wow social media needs to end.

    • @loveidk1
      @loveidk1 Год назад

      @@nathanielthomas4071 literally shut up 💀

    • @nathanielthomas4071
      @nathanielthomas4071 Год назад

      @@loveidk1 🤣🤯💀🤪

    • @KayDaPoet
      @KayDaPoet Год назад

      😂

  • @ccpitts770
    @ccpitts770 2 года назад +189

    I don't know who is worst; Rat, Toxic or Stank?! They are all a trifling mess. Love the story time boo

    • @stacylala2816
      @stacylala2816 2 года назад

      All three of em dusty, busted, and disgusted and can’t be trusted. 🥴

    • @lenoramorman2885
      @lenoramorman2885 2 года назад +1

      DAT PART, FRFR!!!!👌🏽💪🏾🎯✔️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @oh_thats_kris
    @oh_thats_kris 2 года назад +854

    Symone done spoiled us yall!!😭 Don't let it end.

    • @letsgetlexual4253
      @letsgetlexual4253 2 года назад +23

      No because she coming in clutch with the videos !

    • @Theeultimatedanielle
      @Theeultimatedanielle 2 года назад +16

      Exactly 🤣 plz keep em coming!!!

    • @XarbieBarbie
      @XarbieBarbie 2 года назад +9

      No fr!

    • @brionnabrielle
      @brionnabrielle 2 года назад +5

      Symone is making her coins girl Lol but this the last day unfortunately 🥺

    • @lashaemanley5805
      @lashaemanley5805 2 года назад +3

      I was just thinking that like she’s spoiling us bad 😭

  • @toshamd
    @toshamd 2 года назад +530

    Girl telling stories is your gift!! I feel like I am right there with you every time I listen to your story times!!!

  • @ariannaadestiny
    @ariannaadestiny 2 года назад +100

    the way you can literally imagine the events in your head when she tell a story

  • @denishiamarshall60
    @denishiamarshall60 2 года назад +38

    “Idk what she’s doing in life buttttt, baby be a boxer!” 😂😂🤣🤣. I love you, Simone!

  • @Bitemybuzz
    @Bitemybuzz 2 года назад +162

    I definitely told my homegirl I saw her man cheating on her and she cursed me out & said "I'm jealous that they in love" and I NEVER did it again 😂! She tried to apologize later on and be friends but I was not trying to hear it lmao

    • @pamelaj3214
      @pamelaj3214 2 года назад +4

      😭😭😂

    • @lenoramorman2885
      @lenoramorman2885 2 года назад +2

      IKTR @BiteMyBuzz can't go/won't go backwards only FORWARD!!!!🤣🤣😭😂😂💪🏾🎯✔️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @shicax.o9994
    @shicax.o9994 2 года назад +60

    😂😂😂 Not the kids threw a water balloon 😩 I was so weak at that part lmao. I enjoyed this week of story times girl you did your thing. Always entertaining! Keep glowing babe ✨

  • @dajswav3293
    @dajswav3293 2 года назад +500

    that girl that punched u in the head was weird af, and jackie was weird for taking up for her cheating man 😭 and RAT was weird for tryna Fw jackie man, they all was trifling

    • @prettyfay527
      @prettyfay527 2 года назад +46

      Fr they all sick

    • @teasjalamiles9058
      @teasjalamiles9058 2 года назад +6

      FACTS

    • @lenoramorman2885
      @lenoramorman2885 2 года назад +1

      DAT PART!!!!👌🏽💪🏾🎯✔️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @faithrichards8632
      @faithrichards8632 Год назад +14

      Fr. Don’t think I could be friends with her after seeing how delusional she is

    • @Jei708
      @Jei708 Год назад +3

      Trifling as hell

  • @kianaraymond3012
    @kianaraymond3012 2 года назад +250

    Much respect! Because you always tell your truth and don’t make it seem or appear that your winning or on top of your stories.. we go through it in life and it’s not always pretty! So again appreciate your transparency ❤

    • @nova6364
      @nova6364 2 года назад +9

      Exactly!!!!!!

    • @SAJM98
      @SAJM98 2 года назад +6

      This the one!

    • @MsMayaBrowne
      @MsMayaBrowne 2 года назад +11

      Very solid observation. I agree❤

    • @AaliyahAngell
      @AaliyahAngell 2 года назад +14

      This is one of the main reasons i subscribed, she don’t try to make herself seem perfect and i love that. She gives real genuine vibes ❤

    • @ladanabee2748
      @ladanabee2748 2 года назад +4

      💯

  • @slimmaz4852
    @slimmaz4852 2 года назад +138

    This hands down was the best story-time this far! Sis I been jumped before for no reason so I know what you mean. I was cracking up from beginning to end! I will forever have them damn biker shorts stuck in my head 😂😂😂 not the bleach stain tho sis 😂

    • @samione4397
      @samione4397 2 года назад +9

      Agreed ! I was bout ready to square up with rat 😂

    • @slimmaz4852
      @slimmaz4852 2 года назад +1

      @@samione4397 right 😂😂😂….

    • @lenoramorman2885
      @lenoramorman2885 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @taylerdent3733
    @taylerdent3733 2 года назад +34

    When you said one of the reasons why she didn’t like Jackie was because she matches her clothes, I lost it!!!

    • @itzniy7322
      @itzniy7322 Год назад

      Shi she was right for thinking Jackie weird asf but was suspecting her for the wrong reasons 😂

  • @soniayancy533
    @soniayancy533 2 года назад +51

    The way I SCREAMED when you said, "I wonder what she is doing in life... Girl, GO BE A BOXER" 💀😭🤣... This is why I love her she's so real and authentic thank you for spoiling us with these stories!

    • @Jei708
      @Jei708 Год назад

      😭😭

  • @roseenchanted8600
    @roseenchanted8600 2 года назад +19

    “If they ok with jumping you, they gunna jump us” 😂 I would’ve drove her back home 🤣

  • @MalaneeT
    @MalaneeT 2 года назад +33

    “She hit me so hard that I forgot who I was and what I was doing there” 😂 & the kid throwing a water balloon at Rat 😭

  • @cassandraowusu5945
    @cassandraowusu5945 2 года назад +67

    Omg the image I had in my mind when you mentioned your eyelash hanging off while your telling Rat to get up has me in tears 😂😭. I really appreciate your consistency and transparency with these stories. ❤️😌

  • @aleisterlilywhite1109
    @aleisterlilywhite1109 2 года назад +84

    Your storytelling is so dynamic. I’m always hooked!

  • @CakeSweetCup
    @CakeSweetCup 2 года назад +76

    37:48 Symone! When you was describing how old girl hit you I dyed several times and came back to life 😂😂😂 I love you cause you’re so real keep doing your thing

  • @Christiantheememphian
    @Christiantheememphian 2 года назад +47

    I’ve been binge watching these story times 😩 when she said “I gotta figure out how to get this dent out the side of my head.” I died 😭😭😭

  • @whitneygill2963
    @whitneygill2963 2 года назад +18

    😂😂😂😂😂 Symone you owe me $9.99 because when you said she looked at you and her eyes said she didn’t need shoes that fit I spit out my whole Sonics meal !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brownhippiex496
    @brownhippiex496 2 года назад +31

    I sent my mom this video. She adores you. She loves that you don’t glamorize the things that happened and have learned not to be in those situations.

  • @wuzzap1233
    @wuzzap1233 2 года назад +31

    Jackie: *gets dressed and brushes hair*
    Rat: You think you all that 😡😡😡

  • @Nanabaybiee
    @Nanabaybiee 2 года назад +80

    You had me wanting to jump in so bad for you Sis 😭 I used to hate when my messy friends got me into they mess lol Girllll you really did THAT with all these vlogmas story times this week 🥰 I appreciate you for taking out the time and entertaining us so much!! Looking fwd to all the other content coming ☺️ Love you Sisss

  • @AarenTousand
    @AarenTousand 2 года назад +48

    GIRL! 😂😂😂 LMFAO I LOVEEEE your storytimes! I was in tears when you said they threw a water balloon

  • @Qtpiejustaskyaman
    @Qtpiejustaskyaman 2 года назад +6

    These stories helped you heal and be a better person. People don't understand that.

  • @amari4620
    @amari4620 2 года назад +18

    Girl the funniest for last 🤣🤣🤣. You. Describing that hit sent me over the edge lol. Yeah, personal storytelling does prove growth and the ability to move on and learn. No jugdement.

  • @lenab6259
    @lenab6259 Год назад +6

    “You did your ish girl” “girl no I didn’t” 😭😭😭and the water balloon sent meeee lmaooo

  • @najshiacaughman
    @najshiacaughman 2 года назад +23

    I am cackling 😭😭 “she hit me so hard it was like the cartoons” “ she hit me so hard my vision went out” top tier comedy ❣️

  • @angelcrimson83
    @angelcrimson83 2 года назад +2

    The way you tell stories be having me hollering 🤣😂😂😂 the way your describing getting hit omg!! She gone cry in the car 😂🤣🤣

  • @ophniesimilien
    @ophniesimilien 2 года назад +65

    I’m so sad this is the last day of WEEK OF STORYTIME🤧 but thank you for the consistency 💜💜

  • @kathleenmacdonald5511
    @kathleenmacdonald5511 2 года назад +8

    you are so loved because you are lovable. You are surprised because you once surrounded yourself with jealous haters. I am glad you outgrew that.

  • @aliciadixon60
    @aliciadixon60 2 года назад +10

    Naw we need more fight stories this was hilarious 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @loveeexo5165
    @loveeexo5165 2 года назад +2

    I’m CTFU it keeps getting funnier!!! Not the kids throwing a water balloon at y’all 😂😂😂😂

  • @lorrainebowsjasonlorraine7554
    @lorrainebowsjasonlorraine7554 Год назад +4

    I swear to the heavens...I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time! LMAO!

  • @cheriamor84
    @cheriamor84 Год назад +2

    😂 this story classic ...top tier... u never disappoint

  • @Elisha_Shadae
    @Elisha_Shadae 2 года назад +15

    Brooo it’s the honesty for me 😅🤣 Symone said “She hit me harddd” then the kids with the water ballon this whole story was pure comedy

  • @ashleylove1891
    @ashleylove1891 2 года назад +18

    Your story times are not negative to me. I be looking forward to hearing them because I’m the same age as you and I have similar crazy story as well. I can definitely relate to you on so many levels.

  • @emeraldthegem5494
    @emeraldthegem5494 2 года назад +20

    You really outdid yourself with this week of story times! I really can’t stress enough THANK YOU for spoiling us 🥹 I felt like how I was when I first found your channel like dis girl really is a gem 😂 definitely the highlight of the week lmao

  • @michellechikerema7557
    @michellechikerema7557 2 года назад +2

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 The fight was so funny.... And you were so honest about it

  • @etherealE777
    @etherealE777 2 года назад +125

    I don’t mind this being the last story time, I’m going to rewatch like I do with all your videos 😂

  • @ninapink8222
    @ninapink8222 2 года назад +11

    😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 “she hit me. So hard my vision went out “💀

  • @stephf3880
    @stephf3880 2 года назад +13

    Your stories are hilarious in hindsight.
    I appreciate you being real and sharing your life experiences for the rest of us to enjoy reminiscing with you

    • @stephf3880
      @stephf3880 2 года назад

      And, RUclips, leave our girl ALONE

  • @geneee1124
    @geneee1124 7 месяцев назад +1

    Symone, I’ve been following you since for 3 years now and I LIVE for your story times 🤣🤣🤣 this one makes me scream laughing bc that was crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melimadethis
    @melimadethis 2 года назад +12

    I've always loved that your story times aren't cut up and ode edited!! so straightforward without a long intro >>>

  • @peperuby101
    @peperuby101 2 года назад +6

    “Damn near knocked my head off my shoulders” sent me 😂😂

  • @tiffany2475
    @tiffany2475 2 года назад +23

    We love you too Symone. Thanks for all your content.

  • @latoyaf5603
    @latoyaf5603 6 месяцев назад +1

    I swear you need a tv series about your story time

  • @adrianna9458
    @adrianna9458 2 года назад +11

    you inspire me to wanna live & embrace the chaos. you really be giving people a new perspective on life as a whole. & you may think you jus a woman telling funny stories for people to laugh at but you really out here impacting people wayy more than you may realize!!

  • @Paulette_Williams
    @Paulette_Williams 2 года назад +8

    Symone calls Rat to hangout and have fun. Rat calls Symone to fight 😂

  • @britneynanco6556
    @britneynanco6556 Год назад +3

    I have never laughed like this before. Symone ! That fight was hilarious 😂! I’m sorry you got knocked into next week like Chris on Everybody hates Chris. It’s all love, you’re a good friend. I love your story times ❤

  • @sandycalifornia
    @sandycalifornia 2 года назад +3

    You’re a true friend. They knew that you weren’t trying to jump in, they just wanted to brawl. Craziness 🤣🤣

  • @tavillan30
    @tavillan30 Год назад +3

    I have not laughed this hard in years. You got my sides hurting LOL

  • @tinaeastwood33
    @tinaeastwood33 Год назад +1

    You are funny to my soul 😂😂😂 it's the way you say stuff .... you have me hollering laughing all by myself 😂😂😂

  • @nefatirybrown7082
    @nefatirybrown7082 2 года назад +10

    Girl I laughed so hard I choked, had the ppl at my job thinking I was dying lmao

  • @kieyaburns4305
    @kieyaburns4305 10 месяцев назад +1

    this & when enemy got socked in the hood my top 2 fasho 😂😂😂💯 my stomach hurt from laughing so bad sis got it on the storytimes fr 😂😂

  • @sashab9899
    @sashab9899 2 года назад +8

    I am so sorry you got jumped but the description of the fight had me hollering 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @7evenmindsmedia606
    @7evenmindsmedia606 2 года назад +11

    This was the best story of the 7 days hands down lmao I was crying that whole fight scene…and then to add insult to injury them kids threw the water balloon 😂 I woulda been through if I seen that 😂😂😂

  • @kenyattewest1394
    @kenyattewest1394 Год назад +1

    Definitely Love your energy your Stories are Decent I live in Philly your Stories make my day

  • @katrinacornish2840
    @katrinacornish2840 2 года назад +9

    Thank you friend. A week of storytimes was EVERYTHING ❤

  • @lazyrialove8987
    @lazyrialove8987 2 года назад +2

    40:10 the water balloon is crazy 😂 Like that last part was not needed

  • @SpendwithShay
    @SpendwithShay 2 года назад +3

    You told the story so well! Girl you really be having me laughing, we all had a messy ass friend.

  • @kaylaj.3743
    @kaylaj.3743 2 года назад +2

    Symone is the literal best! When I take long drives or exercise I try to save up her stories so the time goes by quicker. A 6 hour drive or one hour exercise session be feeling like half that!

  • @99zgemm
    @99zgemm 2 года назад +23

    Thank you for the story times girl you never miss! You a real one 💜

  • @msbennett1978
    @msbennett1978 Год назад +3

    This is even funnier the 2nd time listening to it 😂😂😂

  • @bundleupbritt6700
    @bundleupbritt6700 2 года назад +9

    Lmaooo I was HOLLERING when you said you ain’t wait for the car to turn on you just bust a u-turn 😂😂😂😂

  • @BigMerkGee
    @BigMerkGee 2 года назад +6

    You a real one for admitting you was going to cry in the car!)😂

  • @literallylissy
    @literallylissy 2 года назад +4

    Not the water balloon to finish ya’ll off 😂😂😂 This was a top story time for sure!!

  • @jazminenanezsarco1560
    @jazminenanezsarco1560 2 года назад +4

    Oh hell nooo not them throwing the water balloon at y’all 😭😭 symone this was the perfect story to end the week 😂♥️♥️ we love you for all the hard work you do keep doing it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @planetsoverpeople
    @planetsoverpeople 2 года назад +10

    Girl the consistency thank youuuu for making this a week of your storytimes. Thats how I found you so it was only right. Love you Symone! Got the same name as my best friend since kindergarten Simone xoxo

  • @jazzprettyinpink
    @jazzprettyinpink Год назад +1

    The water balloon took me out 😂😂😂 but naw, I definitely wouldn't have drove the rat to fight big no no lmaooo

  • @gmoney9477
    @gmoney9477 2 года назад +3

    I’m crying laughing 😂
    That’s a character building moment 😂

  • @bey_velvet3792
    @bey_velvet3792 2 года назад +9

    You describing the moment when that girl socked you is killing me LMAO😭. Cuz I know exactly what youre talking about. Its the type of punch you start hallucinating the pain even after the event when your head isnt even hurting no more💀 This storytime was crazy

  • @sheabutter_mae
    @sheabutter_mae 2 года назад +4

    This was probably the funniest storytime I EVER heard lmaoooo
    I would of been hotttt , got socked upside the head for absolutely nothing 😭🤣

  • @JanayNikki
    @JanayNikki 2 года назад +1

    Lmaoo Symone this has to be the funniest story ever. You really my home girl I be at the crib having whole ass conversations with you 😂😂

  • @dorcas8744
    @dorcas8744 2 года назад +20

    Symone you did your thing!!! Thank you these story times have been keeping me entertained 😩

  • @ijusloveit
    @ijusloveit 2 года назад +2

    Symone, giiiiiirl the way you tell your your storytimes are everything!! You had me cracking up with this one 😂. Keep em coming mama. I thoroughly enjoyed.

  • @MissBreezyOvoxo
    @MissBreezyOvoxo 2 года назад +6

    girl thank you for feeding us this week 😂 finna continue enjoying this vlogmas

  • @colormecoco3779
    @colormecoco3779 Год назад +1

    Not you referring to rock 😂😂 2:55 I’m so done 🤣

  • @grounded.goddess
    @grounded.goddess Год назад +3

    The fight scene is still funny affff.

  • @danireese85
    @danireese85 2 года назад +1

    This is by far one of your best story times. It’s a rainy Saturday night and I’m running it back. 😂❤

  • @melodieperez9290
    @melodieperez9290 2 года назад +6

    Every time symone say it’s hard to explain or y’all get what I mean? Yes girl!! We feel you!

  • @TheJayde02
    @TheJayde02 2 года назад +2

    I love this channel so much cause growing up in LA, the real LA experience, it’s like you had to be there foreal to understand it and you explain it perfectly

  • @Xitsaapril
    @Xitsaapril 2 года назад +3

    I’m in this dumb LA traffic and I can’t stop laughing! The way you described the fight OMG! 😂

  • @zyf.9923
    @zyf.9923 2 года назад +1

    Girl this the best one out of the marathon. I am CACKLING 🤣🤣

  • @eslyelizze369
    @eslyelizze369 2 года назад +3

    When she said this girl hit me into next week hit me so hard I forgot what I was doing and who I was LMAOOOOOOO IM DYINGGG 😂 keep them coming Symone ! ❤

  • @nikkiyoung476
    @nikkiyoung476 2 года назад +1

    Girl this had me dying!!! Not the water balloon?!

  • @MariaaElenaa
    @MariaaElenaa 2 года назад +3

    Girl you are HILARIOUS without even trying!😂😂😂 “i gotta figure out how to get this dent out of my head!” I done spit out my water!💀💀💀

  • @crystalvargas3845
    @crystalvargas3845 Год назад +1

    I genuinely love you girl lol no weird shit you're the best girl I hope your channel blows up bigger soon 🤍 ❤️

  • @nataliajohnson3647
    @nataliajohnson3647 2 года назад +4

    Rat was JEALOUS

  • @leratonotha9139
    @leratonotha9139 Год назад

    i've watched this so many times and it STILL cracks me up!!

  • @msbennett1978
    @msbennett1978 2 года назад +3

    I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. This was funny as heck 😂😂😂😂

  • @CallMeChiChii
    @CallMeChiChii Год назад

    LMFAOO the fact that I just found your YT a day ago & now I’m hooked to your story times 😭‼️

  • @IAmTroyAnderson
    @IAmTroyAnderson 2 года назад +8

    I’m watching this in class and I’m dying laughing the whole class keep looking 😂😂😂

  • @eriyonweaver4389
    @eriyonweaver4389 2 года назад

    Okay with the back to back story times !!

  • @miyannaandrea
    @miyannaandrea 2 года назад +7

    my girl got the mario coins knocked out of her head😂

  • @thecandisnetwork
    @thecandisnetwork 6 месяцев назад +1

    Begger shorts took me out Symone I swear since I found your channel your all I watch !

  • @deevlogsss3975
    @deevlogsss3975 2 года назад +8

    silent watcher, but omg girl i love ur story times!! 💛💛