an unhinged deep dive into taylor swift

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Kiki09012
    @Kiki09012 Год назад +5583

    Thinking abt a 19 yo being humiliated on stage in front of millions makes me so impressed that she didnt just straight up shat herself and sobbed bc thats what id do now so imagine at that age

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 Год назад +375

      She did cry backstage and her mom chased Kanye down. 😂

    • @swiftnstylinson
      @swiftnstylinson Год назад +12

      she was 17

    • @1116_6
      @1116_6 Год назад +121

      @@swiftnstylinson it happened before her birthday in 2009, so she was 19, turning 20.

    • @indepthana
      @indepthana Год назад +92

      @@1116_6 as a 23 year old- i'd sob

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +10

      I'd probably feel bad for Kanye clearly having issues and humiliating himself, the possibility that I'd been the humiliated one would probably come after the online discourse hits.

  • @v1eur
    @v1eur Год назад +4946

    its crazy to me that an hour long video can only scratch the surface of taylor swift lore.

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +300

      And then there's the Swiftie side of the lore not even involving Taylor too. That's an encyclopedia in itself.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +407

      i know it goes DEEP

    • @jessicaaaaaaar
      @jessicaaaaaaar Год назад

      @@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep the taylor swift cinematic universe

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb Год назад +144

      Right? This doesn’t even touch on April 29th, “nobody physically saw me for a year,” etc and it’s STILL SO MUCH. Amazing.

    • @amarisb7596
      @amarisb7596 Год назад +37

      referring to someone's LIFE as 'lore' is wild to me

  • @nostrils_
    @nostrils_ Год назад +1316

    the whole 2009 vma kanye drama is so wild to me because Taylor didn't even win the award for best video, she won the best female video award and Beyonce literally won THE best video award so like what was even the point???? but grateful it happened because it gave us one of the juiciest celeb feuds ever and the reputation album so

    • @BreakerOfChains219
      @BreakerOfChains219 Год назад

      And it showed us all just how shitty and crazy Kanye is. Just think Kim knew how nutty he was and still marriages him. Kinda telling about Kim. Ha! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @sarawithoutanh8302
      @sarawithoutanh8302 9 месяцев назад +16

      Wow. I have not been much for pop culture etc, but have recently discovered that Taylor’s music is 🔥. I vaguely knew of the incident, but I had no idea that Beyoncé won that similar award. Lmao. And I just googled and it said she and lady Gaga won the most that year. lol.
      Makes it that much more ridiculous.

    • @Peaslepuff
      @Peaslepuff 8 месяцев назад

      Omg I recently became a TSwift fan too! Here's to us, hopping on the bandwagon like 15 years later than everyone 😂​@@sarawithoutanh8302

    • @pamelamorgan5678
      @pamelamorgan5678 Месяц назад +1

      It was hos attempt to show worship to Beyonce, in case Tay Tay didn't pay her respect

    • @Hey_Jamie
      @Hey_Jamie 3 дня назад

      I mean being glad that someone’s extreme depression, lack of self worth, and contemplation of being alive because it made music you bop to is so deranged, I can’t….

  • @prepilitsa
    @prepilitsa Год назад +675

    I love how you explain something that happened and then say "this alluded to" [insert song lyric] as if the world we live in is based on Taylor's discography and not the other way around.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +91

      hahahhaa taylor is the canon everything else is just noise tbh

    • @prepilitsa
      @prepilitsa Год назад +8

      @@uncarley oh my god. You responded... I just had to launch into a huge explanation to my friend on why I almost just started crying in the middle of a panera. Thank you for this blessing. Lol.

    • @katonajourney
      @katonajourney Год назад +5

      I feel that's how Taylor thinks of it. You have to remember she thinks of everything and everyone as a song. She even mentioned that in her songs lol literally

  • @ellieb3708
    @ellieb3708 Год назад +3288

    "so dignified in your well pressed suit" being a lyric about JOE JONAS sends me every time

  • @juliaspaghetti7466
    @juliaspaghetti7466 Год назад +1485

    “a third plane has hit the swiftie towers” is such a WILD sentence

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 Год назад +27

      I laughed maniacally at that

    • @emilyarrington320
      @emilyarrington320 Год назад +3

      do you have a timestamp for this?? lollll

    • @norakelly4277
      @norakelly4277 Год назад +13

      @@emilyarrington320 11:28

    • @emilyarrington320
      @emilyarrington320 Год назад +8

      @@norakelly4277 you are an angel for this THANK YOU! I looked for so long

  • @francescakyanda9182
    @francescakyanda9182 Год назад +3815

    I’ve been thinking lately as a sociology student that Swifties would be such a fascinating subject for studies, and I’m right

    • @Raindrop2424
      @Raindrop2424 Год назад +126

      I‘m not studying sociology but I feel exactly the same. Over the last few years I found myself when I watch a movie or observe online „drama“ I’m way more interested in the human behavior and relationships than in the actual topic. In moments like this I wish I had continued my philosophy degree and combined it with sociology. Well now it’s my hobby 😂

    • @1116_6
      @1116_6 Год назад +27

      Lmk if you need me if you ever decide to do a study on us

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +61

      imo it's not just Swifties, it's the idol stanning phenomenon in general. The age of the internet has made it ever possible for those with massive platforms to play into the parasocial nature of their fans and lead them on, make them think they know their idol. It's a distasteful side effect of capitalism that that sort of behavior sells more albums and tickets than genuinely writing great music, but then again, it's just one of many.

    • @noramartinez8520
      @noramartinez8520 Год назад +4

      Durkheim.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +85

      yesss i want a dissertation on this fandom

  • @starsandsuch7778
    @starsandsuch7778 Год назад +458

    Introducing Ed Sheeran as “local scone, inventor of the guitar” is so unhinged

  • @Idkwhat56
    @Idkwhat56 Год назад +3930

    Stanning taylor is a curse and blessing at the same time

    • @graceelizabeth130
      @graceelizabeth130 Год назад +86

      especially right now

    • @Idkwhat56
      @Idkwhat56 Год назад +128

      @@graceelizabeth130 we’re gonna get fed a lot tonight but at what cost? 😭

    • @mailyak442
      @mailyak442 Год назад +10

      This is what I saw about loving women (as a woman - wlw)

    • @violetrowlet777
      @violetrowlet777 Год назад

      @@Idkwhat56 what’s happening tonight??

    • @chelsealynne07
      @chelsealynne07 Год назад +25

      @@violetrowlet777 karma ft. ice spice, snow on the beach ft. more lana, 2 new vault track exclusives

  • @theindoorkites
    @theindoorkites Год назад +586

    Just wanna say about the middle part there: Ed Sheeran's documentary the sum of it all made me cry so hard he just had a really rough time with his pregnant wife being diagnosed with cancer, a week later his best friend dies, a week later he's in a court case he eventually won but was dragged to hell by the press, and another friend died whist in the court case.. thats horrific and i felt so much sympathy for him 😢 i think everyone whether a fan or not should watch that documentary because essentially it wasn't about a musician but it was about grief.. hard recommend. He also said he had like hour long conversations with taylor all the time and i adore their friendship🥺

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +104

      yes! he's had a hard life and maybe his music isnt for you but he's a strong guy

  • @spicedch4i
    @spicedch4i Год назад +2121

    i'm right in the middle of a taylor swift hyperfixation and you're literally my favorite youtuber i feel so blessed rn

  • @chaimeansteabro
    @chaimeansteabro Год назад +626

    You're so real for depicting the John Mayer corn to keep the audience engaged and informed

  • @imk3879
    @imk3879 Год назад +1442

    the reading of John mayer's masterpiece "Why You No Love Me" was so touching, I started crying and cried for the rest of the video. You truly captured the emotion in the lyrics, thank you so much carley

  • @emmettmeta1418
    @emmettmeta1418 Год назад +3634

    I don't know if Taylor is actually bi but i think its inspirational that she's equally messy with girls and guys. Thats real feminism right there.

    • @nectarofthegods86573
      @nectarofthegods86573 Год назад +369

      taylor and real feminism?????? be fucking for real rn

    • @emmettmeta1418
      @emmettmeta1418 Год назад +293

      @@nectarofthegods86573 bruh IM JOKING

    • @nectarofthegods86573
      @nectarofthegods86573 Год назад +231

      @@emmettmeta1418 LMFAO IM SORRY. you can never know with swifties

    • @iheartkimseungmin
      @iheartkimseungmin Год назад +71

      @@nectarofthegods86573 REAL 😭

    • @flamingaish
      @flamingaish Год назад +30

      ​@@nectarofthegods86573 is that lana in your pfp

  • @chappellgroan
    @chappellgroan Год назад +4804

    You’ll have to make an update video in 6 months since Blondie is in her messy era 💀

    • @futuristic.handgun
      @futuristic.handgun Год назад +583

      Tbh, she's never left her messy era. It's always been messy. Lmao.

    • @sunflower2187
      @sunflower2187 Год назад +247

      She's horribly messy 😭

    • @Vannah2414
      @Vannah2414 Год назад +42

      So… very messy…

    • @celestiialdreams
      @celestiialdreams Год назад +43

      she's always been messy

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +80

      Honestly I don't get the whole "eras" thing. It sounds like a ridiculously dramatic and self-important way of putting something that most people would simply refer to as a phase. It's not exactly the Victorian Era let's be real.

  • @SukieConley
    @SukieConley Год назад +72

    "contemporary youth pastor core" to describe john mayer is a masterstroke ✨

  • @sheikad0w
    @sheikad0w Год назад +1488

    “former child, taylor swift” fucking KILLED me. like, i’ve been wiped out and i wasn’t expecting it

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +33

      TBH, the Swifties still saying "she's so smol" and Tumblr sh!t when she's a full-on 33-yr woman needs to be told that.💀

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +21

      @@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep I've never heard of "she's so smol", but I once found a Twitter account that centered around calling her babygirl and infantilizing her in a way that... let's just say the psyche was deeply disturbing.

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +7

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 Yes, and that. I forgot what the other term they were calling her was. You just reminded me. 😭 I literally miss just being a superfan in the country-pop days and feeling like part of a functioning "fan" family.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +13

      hahahaha thank you

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. 10 месяцев назад

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 quote from a tiktok i stumbled across (incedibly paraphrased, im not about to go find it) "i'm so happy that taylor gets to be smol gurl with travis kelce, cause he is large boi. And shes just smol gurl! and he can like pick her up- (the person fully cupped her hands like she was holding thumbelina) and she gets to be smol gurl!" Kill me actually

  • @lucyames6157
    @lucyames6157 Год назад +518

    the way "picture to burn" is so underappreciated, like "i really, really hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive," is lyrical genius and my six y/o self was screaming it at the top of her lungs

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +42

      SO GOOD

    • @user-7jlrc
      @user-7jlrc Год назад +3

      i hate that stupid old pickup truck you keep talking about

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 9 месяцев назад +1

      Pure teen rage!

    • @lemmetellyaboutit
      @lemmetellyaboutit 9 месяцев назад +1

      I was in 8th grade and I can confirm that this absolutely was my favorite jam to scream.. the guy I liked didn’t even have a truck let alone a license lmao 5:34

  • @cocorocorn
    @cocorocorn Год назад +582

    You forgot how in speak now the song enchanted had random letter capitalized and they spelled out ADAM(the guy from owl city) and then he sang his own version of enchanted(it’s on RUclips if you wanna listen to it) and then Taylor ghosted him cause she was embarrassed for him

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +87

      hahahahahahaa NOOOO

    • @ohifonlyx33
      @ohifonlyx33 Год назад +74

      literally when i saw that happen i thought it was the most romantic thing ever, and I was disappointed they didn't date. Now I see the cringe, and am also glad Mr. City dodged that drama.

    • @eririe1451
      @eririe1451 Год назад

      I am DECEASED

    • @happywithdrawal
      @happywithdrawal 8 месяцев назад +1

      finally, respect for my boy adam! ♥♥✊🏽

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 3 месяца назад

      Forgot or didn’t care? Only Swiftie cultists know it all.

  • @zerokaoningyo3509
    @zerokaoningyo3509 Год назад +133

    so glad you mentioned hayley williams was in the bad blood music video bc i feel like people gloss over that fact

    • @abidoran3439
      @abidoran3439 Год назад +16

      She was in that camilla cabello birthday photo too! And performed with Taylor at least once during the Speak Now tour. I spent the first 30 minutes of the video thinking "okay but when does Hayley Williams become part of the girl gang"

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +10

      that is history

  • @number1morbiusfan
    @number1morbiusfan Год назад +985

    I truly am not a Swiftie, however...I love the stories and the drama, thank you for this GIFT

  • @redv.402
    @redv.402 Год назад +76

    fun fact is beyonce and jay-z going to taylor's party was seen as a diss to kanye and kim, whom kanye asked jay-z to be his best man, but it was reported that beyonce didn't approve (given it was also the time when kim was transitioning from rich girl reality star to actual celebrity due to her linking up with kanye). kanye felt slighted, and it was made into a REALLY big deal. then next thing you know... famous came about and the infamous cancellation of taylor swift came about

  • @pinkyhc4130
    @pinkyhc4130 Год назад +419

    Jump scare John Mayer just SLAYED me.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +36

      TW john mayer

    • @amandalong5916
      @amandalong5916 Год назад +1

      I screamed lmfao

    • @cjsheu
      @cjsheu Год назад +1

      came here to say this, i had to pause i was laughing so hard

  • @raphynette
    @raphynette Год назад +354

    My fave thing that she has ever done and that wasn’t really touched upon in the video is that she’s endeavored to re-record all her back catalog just to fuck with Scott Borchetta and Scooter Braun and drop the value of the master recordings of her first 6 albums. It’s such a genius and petty move that we can only Stan.

    • @Venvaneless
      @Venvaneless 6 месяцев назад +8

      Even more funnier, they didn’t believe she’d do that. Their shareholders - ITAKA Holdings, were sceptical of buying the albums when it got announced but SB was like „nah, she’s bluffing“.

  • @potaatoo8793
    @potaatoo8793 Год назад +264

    there's some things I never thought I'd be doing in my life. watching an hour long rundown of the life of a celebrity I have never cared about in the middle of the night is definitely one of them.
    thank you for your service

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +8

      i love this energy

  • @thehomosapiennnnn
    @thehomosapiennnnn Год назад +56

    Now Travis has entered the chat ,the Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas feud and now Sophie is in the Taylor Swift canon omg Miss Taylor has the most chaotic life ever istg and I Love it LoL 😂

  • @noheliapacheco4094
    @noheliapacheco4094 Год назад +1708

    This 1 hour video makes me feel a little less unhinged about making Taylor the theme for my master’s degree dissertation a few years ago

    • @hannialarino3175
      @hannialarino3175 Год назад +89

      SPILL

    • @Lovinlifetoday235
      @Lovinlifetoday235 Год назад +110

      You are a hero. From one unhinged master's student to another.

    • @MB-dz7ci
      @MB-dz7ci Год назад +12

      what was the title!!

    • @noheliapacheco4094
      @noheliapacheco4094 Год назад +304

      I was getting my master’s in translation and linguistics, so I did an analysis of why context is important when translating songs, they must not only rhyme or be singable in the new language, they must also maintain their context. To test my theory I used theories of rap and poetry translation. I translated the rep and folklore albums. I studied her writing style, the decisions to use capital or lowercase letters, the literary figures she prefers to use, the references she makes to her own discography, the literary work of other arrists or to pop culture. It goes deep into my field of study, but I this is a good overview, I think.
      P.s.: it makes me so happy to talk about it
      P.s.s.: the title is “Translation of Singer Taylor Swift's reputation and folklore Albums Based on the Theories of Rap and Poetry Translation”

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +17

      You're brave

  • @lucy.2485
    @lucy.2485 Год назад +261

    “I’m not interested in details”
    *proceeds to make an hour long video on every detail of Taylor swift*

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 Год назад +940

    The main thing that hit me about this whole video is the realization that TSwift has been in the music industry for almost two decades. Damn
    Edit: also very wild to me that Taylor Lautner dated as many Taylors as he did and is now married to one

    • @soapthesoap
      @soapthesoap Год назад +145

      He really was on a mission

    • @arshiyaamreen5808
      @arshiyaamreen5808 Год назад +41

      EXACTLY I realized watching this video that Taylor has been an artist in the industry for almost as long as I have existed?? Just 2.5 years older than her whole fricking career T-T

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +10

      @@arshiyaamreen5808 It's that you're young, more than her career is long.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +80

      so many taylors so little time

    • @StealingSunsets
      @StealingSunsets Год назад +11

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 No, she has had an incredibly long career in the music industry. Why are you nagging people on every comment?

  • @Naiadryade
    @Naiadryade Год назад +103

    As someone who only recently has become much more of a Taylor Swift fan than I used to be, I really appreciate this video as a sort of cliffnotes for the history/lore I was only vaguely aware of before.

  • @coolvirgopris
    @coolvirgopris Год назад +52

    The fact that this video could be twice as long now from everything that’s happened since then 😭

  • @carolineh167
    @carolineh167 Год назад +178

    I can't believe you missed the important date of Taylor's bangs entering the Taylor-verse, her most loyal bestie.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +22

      omgNOOOOO

    • @Pennyfold123
      @Pennyfold123 Год назад +7

      First time I saw her with straight hair on TV I had no idea who it was for the whole segment

  • @user-vl8rx5gl9z
    @user-vl8rx5gl9z Год назад +229

    This is absolutely the best thing that has happened this 2023 this wasn't in my bingo and I'm LIVINGGG thank you SO MUCH for your job queen

  • @Chris-ln7tr
    @Chris-ln7tr 11 месяцев назад +35

    the amount that’s happened since this video came out is insane

    • @katedillon1977
      @katedillon1977 11 месяцев назад +2

      i was JUST thinking this. there's been SO MUCH

  • @jeremi1441
    @jeremi1441 Год назад +297

    i deserve financial compensation for the injuries i’ve faced falling down the rabbit hole that is ur channel

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +7

      im so sorry bestie

  • @MsJoee21
    @MsJoee21 Год назад +42

    The fact that this video actually *could* be even more detailed as me, a casual fan, was adding things as we were going, has me in shambles! Thank you for your time Carley!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +8

      swifties have an attention to detail i simply cannot compete with

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 Год назад +124

    As an average Norwegian girl who turned 20 in 2021 and 2 weeks later decided (probably because of a quarter life crisis) to get really into the NBA, specifically the Knicks, and thus has to spend every sports related conversation with a man proving that I know what I'm talking about: the Knicks did WIN that game on October 30th, which is crazy considering that yes we have been very bad for a long time (not this season tho!) and actually lost 65 out of 82 games that season😭😭😭

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +14

      I CANT BELIEVE THE KNICKS WON WTF

    • @Mila-Rosa
      @Mila-Rosa Год назад +2

      As an American... you chose the Knicks to support?? Lmao
      I'm glad you found your team though! I don't really follow sports but I hope they give you some good games this season

  • @lovefromshirley
    @lovefromshirley Год назад +116

    I think my favourite thing about Taylor lore/fandom is that we all collectively would fight ANYone who speaks badly about Taylor Lautner. If you're a Swiftie you are also a Lava Boy fan, there are zero exceptions.

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 Год назад +9

      But..the movie is called Sharkboy and Lavagirl

  • @sudesezin
    @sudesezin Год назад +353

    i am from Turkey and for the last two weeks i have been crying none-stop because of the election here. it’s been really hard, but this video makes me feel a little better. hope you’re doing well ❤

    • @libby5742
      @libby5742 Год назад +41

      we don’t know each other, but I’m sending you love 🤍

    • @carolinegeorge13
      @carolinegeorge13 Год назад +25

      I'm so sorry, I hope you're doing better❤ sending you lots of love❤

    • @buecherwuermin
      @buecherwuermin Год назад +16

      sending love and hoping for the best🤞🏻🤞🏻

    • @vontrude3310
      @vontrude3310 Год назад +23

      big love from berlin - crying with you

    • @eyll-r2e
      @eyll-r2e Год назад +20

      Çok az kaldı üzülme.Cumhuriyet bize emanet onu korumak için de mücadele edeceğiz.20 yıllık baskı ve korku imparatorluğunu yenmek kolay değil ama bu pazar kazanıyoruz♥️Umutsuzluğa alışmayalım.Her şey çok güzel olacak!!✌🏼♥️

  • @banannasnot
    @banannasnot Год назад +176

    As a non-swiftie but longtime ally and friend to many, I’ve been waiting so patiently for a comprehensive timeline so I can finally support them better. Thank you

  • @futuristic.handgun
    @futuristic.handgun Год назад +344

    Fun fact: Taylor's first album was released the same day as My Chemical Romance's magnum opus, The Black Parade. 🖤

  • @chaimeansteabro
    @chaimeansteabro Год назад +159

    this video is for people like me who've always been too afraid of admitting they are a swiftie in fear of not knowing all of the lore the fandom has

    • @ferntella
      @ferntella Год назад +3

      Yeah there's sooo much to unpack. You should join us over in the subreddit, just interecting there (especially in the theories and general threads) is a crash course. And it's one of the best moderated subs, so its far less toxic than most. And it's incredibly active.

    • @johanabi
      @johanabi Год назад +2

      @@ferntellaI low-key hate the main Taylor sub’s moderation
      Partially because they have a tendency to remove comments that are in any way critical of her

    • @thatgirlelora
      @thatgirlelora 11 месяцев назад

      if you’re interested in more swiftie content for the lore you should check out ally sheehan too! she does a lot of breakdowns for new swifties as well, esp prior to the re-records being released

  • @leeleeloosies
    @leeleeloosies Год назад +533

    carley thinking taylor could've been first lady is even funnier when you know that carley's canadian 😭😭

    • @domesticmess2047
      @domesticmess2047 Год назад +35

      I really want to know what she thinks “first lady” means 😂

    • @patb6650
      @patb6650 Год назад +28

      @@domesticmess2047 obviously it’s american princess 😌

  • @liana7010
    @liana7010 Год назад +293

    carley mistakenly calling weddings funerals is so funny to me.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +13

      i hate what that says about my brain

  • @wardengabriella
    @wardengabriella Год назад +159

    An hour long video on Taylor Swift. Thank you for your service. Also, congrats on the Smartfood commercial! It was so sick to see that! Your videos bring me so much comfort you have no idea. I hope great things keep happening for you.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      thank you so much!!!

  • @AshR24
    @AshR24 Год назад +216

    I feel like all celebrities have to be a certain degree of unhinged to be able to do that job, but Taylor is another level. Being with Matty Healy after what he said about interracial p*rn not even a year ago, and then collabing with ice spice who he made more racist comments a few months ago. I truly hope Taylor is starting the rep era early and is going to drag the dude like "he said dating me would be gross and emasculating, so I made him fall in love with me and then stomped on his heart :)" But I don't believe it haha

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +82

      dude it is SO insane i couldnt even comment on it because it was all coming out AS I WAS FILMING and i was FLOORED like wtf

  • @4eva123
    @4eva123 Год назад +58

    The fact this is AN HOUR LONG is giving me life. Amazing. Masterpiece.

  • @nicgaron
    @nicgaron 9 месяцев назад +6

    oh boi this needs an update! late 2023 to 2024 is crazy for a swiftie

  • @MrAilsaAng
    @MrAilsaAng Год назад +76

    girl i swear the stamina you have for these deep dives?!? insane and unmatched

    • @salah2987
      @salah2987 Год назад +1

      honestly this is no deep dive as a swiftie if you tell me a year on the calendar of taylor swift i can name you everything that happened that year so shes just collecting everything together

    • @MrAilsaAng
      @MrAilsaAng Год назад +4

      @@salah2987 ow… i was referring to the “deep dive” genre of videos on youtube… she’s filmed more than a couple of those on her channel now. & that takes a lot of energy!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +1

      i live for the chaos

  • @sarahcoltrona6604
    @sarahcoltrona6604 Год назад +14

    There’s already enough material for a follow up video! Please do a part 2!!

  • @kimseehorn
    @kimseehorn Год назад +243

    Taylor and Karlie just look SO similar in all of their pictures together..

    • @oneday7574
      @oneday7574 Год назад +11

      I actually watched the Victoria secret fashion show for the first time since Taylor was performing in 2013 and when I saw karlie kloss walking I was shocked at how she looked exactly like Taylor

    • @sViviftie
      @sViviftie Год назад

      they look nothing alike I'm so confused at how people would think that

  • @TheMakeupChair
    @TheMakeupChair Год назад +468

    I WISH I had found your channel back when I was in Canada, cause I’d totally be there! Gonna bookmark your account just in case you are doing something next time I’m there 🙌☺️

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +26

      yesss if you come back let me know!

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 Год назад

      Please don’t make sexual jokes or advances or swear God wouldn’t like that and there are children here May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. GOD IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!!! THE BEGINNING AND THE END!!! GOD SENT HIS SON DOWN TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM!!! PRAY AND REPENT AND GOD IS COMING!!!!!! THERE IS NO TIME. FELLOW CHRISTIANS GOD WILL BE COMING DON’T LOSE FAITH!!! PLEASE!! PRAY FOR STRENGTH AND DON’T DOUBT HIM!!!
      Romans 10:9 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
      Romans 10:10 “For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”
      2 Peter 3:1-18 “1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
      2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
      3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
      4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
      5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
      6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
      7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
      8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
      9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
      11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
      12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
      13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth
      righteousness.
      14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
      15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you;
      16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
      17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness.
      18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.”
      concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
      11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
      12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
      13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth
      righteousness.
      14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
      15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you;
      16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
      17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness. GOD JESUS CHRIST AND THE HY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!!
      18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.” GOD, JESUS CHRIST, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA.

  • @toannguyen1998
    @toannguyen1998 Год назад +58

    Oh boy Carley. Your love for Seinfeld is going to put to the test when you found out that he dated a 17 years old for 4 years as a 38 years old

  • @PaulWesleyLoverr
    @PaulWesleyLoverr Год назад +29

    “She’s definitely a very intelligent person, yet she chooses violence constantly.” SO TRUE LOLOL

  • @alexnicole6806
    @alexnicole6806 Год назад +30

    my favorite girlboss knew we were all going through it and said, "here you go, besties" and i feel god in this chili's tonight, ty

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +2

      Yessss I second that💀 also that's one of my favorite the office quotes ever

  • @saeftuh
    @saeftuh Год назад +61

    It’s so funny to me that when swifties make fun of why u no love me John Mayer fans respond with “it’s from a child’s perspective” why couldn’t he see from the perspective of the child he dated at 32 years old?

  • @ffaenger19
    @ffaenger19 Год назад +18

    over an hour, omg. this saved my night. i can’t wait to watch

  • @marlachildsartwork
    @marlachildsartwork Год назад +25

    I am largely uninterested in Taylor Swift drama but this video had me hooked for the whole hour and almost 3 minutes. Nice work. 😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      thank you for watching!!

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 Год назад +17

    The fact that Taylor performed with John Mayer on her 20th birthday and then Jake Gyllenhaal missed her 21st birthday... no words for poor Taylor. I wish all the best for all of her subsequent birthdays

  • @lolalila7680
    @lolalila7680 Год назад +111

    Really enjoying the video and as a Taylor fan always am ready to embrace the music and mess, yet find it hypocritical that the age difference for both the jake g and john m relationships was mentioned but not the that of an adult taylor with a 17-18 year old conor kennedy, plus how unhinged it was to buy that house right next to him when he was dealing with the death of his mother

    • @newph0newhodis
      @newph0newhodis Год назад +18

      I never knew about the Conor age difference. Yikes!

    • @carissalynne104
      @carissalynne104 Год назад +36

      Tbf she was only 22, compared to John and jake who were in their 30s, but yes-definitely a bit weird.

    • @dedinside805
      @dedinside805 Год назад +7

      Noticed this too! Was also surprised at how nothing about the pushback with dating Matty Healy was mentioned, especially since it's a big discussion with fans and non-fans alike

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +33

      never knew about this! big yikes! i did a lot of research on swiftie blogs on tumblr so makes sense they would gloss over that because they have bias

    • @Pookie-v1m
      @Pookie-v1m 14 дней назад

      Is it odd? Yes. But he was 18 and she was 22. Technically, it’s legal. I don’t think she’s a groomer or smth lol

  • @Jellybeansatdusk
    @Jellybeansatdusk Год назад +449

    We all love Taylor but her calling herself “surprisingly non-confrontational” is an outright lie 😂

    • @BreakerOfChains219
      @BreakerOfChains219 Год назад +14

      She will stand up for self and for her friends. He is done with all the drama

    • @dotkiarika1026
      @dotkiarika1026 Год назад +11

      Maybe not right now as she got much older but like for most of her carreer she really avoided conflict

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk Год назад +19

      @@dotkiarika1026 baby Tay was the most confrontational. She was known for calling people out and going after them in songs and interviews.
      Mature Taylor is now a bit more reserved about that, but she still will stand up for herself.

  • @AKLabs-xl4re
    @AKLabs-xl4re 2 месяца назад +3

    Taylor Swift’s lore is like MCU 😵‍💫 The way her music ties with it and so many famous people are involved is so crazy.

  • @alexarobertson17
    @alexarobertson17 Год назад +35

    The black mock-neck is VERY journalist-chic of you. Love it! That is all.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +4

      pulitzer prize chic

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 Год назад

      @@uncarley Nobel prize in literature award winner chic. 🖤

  • @Swifly_Norman
    @Swifly_Norman Год назад +16

    18:20
    Moment I knew about her 21st birthday
    “What do you when tears are streaming down your face in front of everyone you know? And what do you do when the one who means the most to you, is the one that didn’t show?”
    “And they’re all standing around and singing, happy birthday to you”

  • @steflake8627
    @steflake8627 Год назад +13

    I was literally thinking in the bathroom this morning how much I need an updated Multiverse of Madness from you. I click to see when you last posted and THIS video is box fresh?! I am a psychic. A very grateful psychic.

  • @raqyourworld
    @raqyourworld Год назад +3

    2:03 the fact that you mentioned the unabomber manifesto in this and he died a couple of days ago. your power

  • @septiceye_3706
    @septiceye_3706 Год назад +30

    A 1 hour deep dive? By my fave Carley? This is heavenly!! What did we do to deserve this?!?!

  • @theunmappedstar
    @theunmappedstar Год назад +4

    we’ll need an updated video at this point, timeline just keeps growing 😭

  • @kimseehorn
    @kimseehorn Год назад +28

    at first I thought I'd only watch the last couple of years but then I got so hooked and watched the whole thing.. AMAZING JOB!

  • @Artdeco_bby
    @Artdeco_bby Год назад +26

    18:00 your comment about the ATWTMV short film was correct. The crying can be validated by her song The Moment I Knew as well. It’s specifically about him not showing up to her bday party :)

  • @anisanurraudah8383
    @anisanurraudah8383 Год назад +68

    Someone on Twitter said: "Taylor Swift has the wickedness and severe untreated mental illness of a prestige tv show protagonist" like why is that so accurate and why do I love her so much lol. We all rooting for the anti-hero, even tho its exhausting sometimes.

  • @EvaNicole
    @EvaNicole Год назад +169

    andrew garfield being referred to as “tick tick boom motherfucker” will never not be hilarious

  • @cakt1991
    @cakt1991 Год назад +31

    Thank you for this video! I was trying to think back on her relationship history, since people were making the same jokes again, especially with the short gap between the breakup with Joe and getting together with Matty (whether he’s actually a good person for her to be dating is another conversation altogether). I do think it’s interesting some people *cough*Candace Owens*cough* are calling her moves with her squad and Matty calculated to get back at Joe, and maybe that’s the case. But contrasting that to how she was roasted for her reaction to a 32 year old man manipulating her, plus that candid pic of her when another 30 year old man stood her up on her birthday? I imagine if she showed up in public crying her eyes out today, she’d still be roasted. I mean, Joe literally got his appearance in his “first sighting” post-breakup picked apart. You really can’t win with people, no matter what you do.

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. Год назад +9

    i was recommended "look at what you made me do" by a friend because i dont think ive ever actually listened to a taylor swift song so i googled "taylor swift drama" bc in the video there was a gravestone that said "taylors reputation" and now im about to watch this whole video ill give a status update when i finish it

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. Год назад +8

      fascinating i didnt expect it to be a timeline and as somebody who plans to major in either history or political science ive seen a fair bit of timelines and this is certainly an unhinged one,i am honored to learn about taylor swift

  • @cheekynandosss581
    @cheekynandosss581 Год назад +27

    “Sept 13th 2008, the third plane has hit the Swiftie towers” the way I cackled

  • @earelevant
    @earelevant Год назад +3

    tbh i care a whole lot less about the information than i thought i would, but everytime i was about to click off your energy pulled me right back in

  • @JessicaStahlSings
    @JessicaStahlSings Год назад +33

    this video is so "daddy made you your favorite open wide here comes the content" I cannot WAIT to watch this

  • @moviesquad73
    @moviesquad73 8 месяцев назад +10

    Honorable mention: Bon Iver, a long time friend and collaborator of Kanye West, severs his ties with Kanye barely a year before being featured on Taylor's song Exile, which confirms he has switched sides on the Kanye-Taylor cold war.

  • @IDislikeMacaroni
    @IDislikeMacaroni Год назад +43

    “former child Taylor Swift”
    I’m dead omg

  • @samsimkin5157
    @samsimkin5157 Год назад +1

    i'm currently very unwell in a foreign country and these videos have bought me a lot of comfort. thank youu xx

  • @sofie.h
    @sofie.h Год назад +72

    yessss omg I’m literally doing a research project with a fellow grad student on miss taylor swift’s lyrics For Fun so I cannot wait to watch this! class is in SESSION 🤓

    • @sofie.h
      @sofie.h Год назад +8

      also I aspire to be able to attend one of the twilight screenings but this one’s a little short notice for me bc it’s like a 3-4 hour drive 😢 any idea when the breaking dawn ones will be?

  • @lornatw
    @lornatw Год назад +83

    Taylor has always caused me so much mental turmoil of hate and love. She constantly throws me back to feeling like I'm watching high school drama. Where's the therapy and just letting go? Why does one have to publically own everything, I get it as someone whose not been able to control the narrative of my own life and those around me. But then I've also let that go in about 10 yrs less time. If I was that well known for that long and loved still by a huge audience, I wouldn't be concerned about proving how 'right' I am or who my friends are. I'd just be living my life.

  • @agnes4129
    @agnes4129 Год назад +24

    ive never cared about taylor swift but i did watch the whole hour two minutes and fifty two seconds and thoroughly enjoyed myself. thanks for a good ending to a bad day :))

  • @annas5752
    @annas5752 Год назад +23

    I think it was the speak now album where she randomly capitalized letters in the album notes/lyrics and spelled out a message and i sat in my parents basement deciphering it on a peice of scrap paper and a carpenters pencil for like an hour

  • @yrbigfan
    @yrbigfan Год назад +6

    Carley is backkkkkkkkk❤❤❤❤

  • @findparadise
    @findparadise Год назад +11

    As someone who has been alive this entire time but somehow has never listened to Taylor Swift, I truly appreciate the catch up

  • @Sarah-pu4rc
    @Sarah-pu4rc Год назад +5

    I just finished 6 days of intense deadlining and the second I am done open my phone I see you posted a 1hr video? This literally made my mood so much better ❤

  • @bethlittle9114
    @bethlittle9114 Год назад +1

    You're my hero this was so in depth i am so invested i simply need a part 2 for the second half of 2023

  • @jeremiahbok9028
    @jeremiahbok9028 Год назад +45

    I freaking love a lot of Swift's songs, but this will be my first actual overview of her life. Which I wouldn't normally care enough about to watch but it's you plus Taylor Swift and this is undoubtedly going to be a delight so here goes. ^-^

    • @em84c
      @em84c Год назад +3

      I don't even like her music but I'm enjoying this video!

  • @1Gonegirl
    @1Gonegirl Год назад +39

    She's the most unequivocal creative genius...im just thankful to be alive in her time..she never stops blowing my mind all songs/video should be a 10 min movie

  • @mariellahorgue4158
    @mariellahorgue4158 Год назад +4

    Just my favourite youtuber making an hour long video about my favourite singer. The girlies are happy and thriving (and a little bit delulu but who’s couting).

  • @jbnks1995
    @jbnks1995 2 месяца назад +2

    watching this in the year of 2024 is truly wild. an entire new album, eras tour almost done, still no rep tv 😫 taylor likely engaged to travis, matty engaged to gabbriette, honestly what a time we are living in

  • @alexshorts9714
    @alexshorts9714 Год назад +3

    you are the funniest person on youtube like actually. i felt like i was on an excessively unhinged facetime call with you this whole video

  • @EmiSReyes
    @EmiSReyes 8 месяцев назад +10

    Watching this 9 months later and now shes with Travis Kelce

  • @TheBooklover1848
    @TheBooklover1848 Год назад +18

    "Youth pastor with darkness behind the eyes" 😂😂😂 I am DEAD.

  • @toot6476
    @toot6476 Год назад +49

    Uncarley is in her Matty Denial Era calling Taylor a single girly early on

  • @OverDramaticPumpkins
    @OverDramaticPumpkins Год назад +56

    I'm honestly glad I'm not the only one becoming absolutely unhinged this May. What a month, what a year.
    Thank you for the deep dive, I needed a new fixation.

  • @tlanthony82
    @tlanthony82 Год назад +4

    the lady and the tramp corn joke was perfect. I had to sub and turn on notifications for that one.
    Amazing hour. Thank you so much.
    Please never change your personality.

  • @carlyy2
    @carlyy2 Год назад +8

    The fact that so much more has happened in the taylor canon and this video was only 3 months ago lol

  • @meghanvismara5177
    @meghanvismara5177 Год назад +31

    The dramatic poetic reading of John Mayer is amazing