an unhinged deep dive into taylor swift

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  • @ladygaygay94
    @ladygaygay94 Год назад +12004

    The fact that you wrote 108 pages of a Taylor Swift manifesto and then got the first fact completely wrong is exactly why I subscribed to this channel!!

    • @loredanapace8
      @loredanapace8 Год назад +563

      fully cry laughing at this comment

    • @brianagrace196
      @brianagrace196 Год назад +16

      m

    • @madeleine6749
      @madeleine6749 Год назад +594

      God it was the same as the one direction vid. So much wrong but said with so much confidence.

    • @nixsharp9517
      @nixsharp9517 Год назад +202

      and i’m taking it all as fact!!

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +121

      Wait how is it wrong? Not a swiftie so I have no idea educate me please 😭

  • @crazylips123
    @crazylips123 Год назад +5188

    Thinking abt a 19 yo being humiliated on stage in front of millions makes me so impressed that she didnt just straight up shat herself and sobbed bc thats what id do now so imagine at that age

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 Год назад +340

      She did cry backstage and her mom chased Kanye down. 😂

    • @swiftnstylinson
      @swiftnstylinson Год назад +12

      she was 17

    • @1116_6
      @1116_6 Год назад +106

      @@swiftnstylinson it happened before her birthday in 2009, so she was 19, turning 20.

    • @indepthana
      @indepthana Год назад +80

      @@1116_6 as a 23 year old- i'd sob

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +5

      I'd probably feel bad for Kanye clearly having issues and humiliating himself, the possibility that I'd been the humiliated one would probably come after the online discourse hits.

  • @v1eur
    @v1eur Год назад +4633

    its crazy to me that an hour long video can only scratch the surface of taylor swift lore.

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +274

      And then there's the Swiftie side of the lore not even involving Taylor too. That's an encyclopedia in itself.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +365

      i know it goes DEEP

    • @jessicalovestaylor13
      @jessicalovestaylor13 Год назад

      @@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep the taylor swift cinematic universe

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb Год назад +131

      Right? This doesn’t even touch on April 29th, “nobody physically saw me for a year,” etc and it’s STILL SO MUCH. Amazing.

    • @amarisb7596
      @amarisb7596 Год назад +36

      referring to someone's LIFE as 'lore' is wild to me

  • @juliaspaghetti7466
    @juliaspaghetti7466 Год назад +1177

    “a third plane has hit the swiftie towers” is such a WILD sentence

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 11 месяцев назад +21

      I laughed maniacally at that

    • @emilyarrington320
      @emilyarrington320 11 месяцев назад +2

      do you have a timestamp for this?? lollll

    • @norakelly4277
      @norakelly4277 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@emilyarrington320 11:28

    • @emilyarrington320
      @emilyarrington320 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@norakelly4277 you are an angel for this THANK YOU! I looked for so long

  • @nostrils_
    @nostrils_ Год назад +1121

    the whole 2009 vma kanye drama is so wild to me because Taylor didn't even win the award for best video, she won the best female video award and Beyonce literally won THE best video award so like what was even the point???? but grateful it happened because it gave us one of the juiciest celeb feuds ever and the reputation album so

    • @BreakerOfChains219
      @BreakerOfChains219 Год назад

      And it showed us all just how shitty and crazy Kanye is. Just think Kim knew how nutty he was and still marriages him. Kinda telling about Kim. Ha! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @sarawithoutanh8302
      @sarawithoutanh8302 4 месяца назад +9

      Wow. I have not been much for pop culture etc, but have recently discovered that Taylor’s music is 🔥. I vaguely knew of the incident, but I had no idea that Beyoncé won that similar award. Lmao. And I just googled and it said she and lady Gaga won the most that year. lol.
      Makes it that much more ridiculous.

    • @Peaslepuff
      @Peaslepuff 2 месяца назад

      Omg I recently became a TSwift fan too! Here's to us, hopping on the bandwagon like 15 years later than everyone 😂​@@sarawithoutanh8302

  • @ellieb3708
    @ellieb3708 Год назад +3108

    "so dignified in your well pressed suit" being a lyric about JOE JONAS sends me every time

  • @theindoorkites
    @theindoorkites Год назад +499

    Just wanna say about the middle part there: Ed Sheeran's documentary the sum of it all made me cry so hard he just had a really rough time with his pregnant wife being diagnosed with cancer, a week later his best friend dies, a week later he's in a court case he eventually won but was dragged to hell by the press, and another friend died whist in the court case.. thats horrific and i felt so much sympathy for him 😢 i think everyone whether a fan or not should watch that documentary because essentially it wasn't about a musician but it was about grief.. hard recommend. He also said he had like hour long conversations with taylor all the time and i adore their friendship🥺

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +85

      yes! he's had a hard life and maybe his music isnt for you but he's a strong guy

  • @starsandsuch7778
    @starsandsuch7778 Год назад +277

    Introducing Ed Sheeran as “local scone, inventor of the guitar” is so unhinged

  • @sheikad0w
    @sheikad0w Год назад +1349

    “former child, taylor swift” fucking KILLED me. like, i’ve been wiped out and i wasn’t expecting it

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +32

      TBH, the Swifties still saying "she's so smol" and Tumblr sh!t when she's a full-on 33-yr woman needs to be told that.💀

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +20

      @@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep I've never heard of "she's so smol", but I once found a Twitter account that centered around calling her babygirl and infantilizing her in a way that... let's just say the psyche was deeply disturbing.

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep Год назад +7

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 Yes, and that. I forgot what the other term they were calling her was. You just reminded me. 😭 I literally miss just being a superfan in the country-pop days and feeling like part of a functioning "fan" family.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +10

      hahahaha thank you

    • @ciciamanda.
      @ciciamanda. 5 месяцев назад

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 quote from a tiktok i stumbled across (incedibly paraphrased, im not about to go find it) "i'm so happy that taylor gets to be smol gurl with travis kelce, cause he is large boi. And shes just smol gurl! and he can like pick her up- (the person fully cupped her hands like she was holding thumbelina) and she gets to be smol gurl!" Kill me actually

  • @francescakyanda9182
    @francescakyanda9182 Год назад +3717

    I’ve been thinking lately as a sociology student that Swifties would be such a fascinating subject for studies, and I’m right

    • @MissRaindrop24
      @MissRaindrop24 Год назад +121

      I‘m not studying sociology but I feel exactly the same. Over the last few years I found myself when I watch a movie or observe online „drama“ I’m way more interested in the human behavior and relationships than in the actual topic. In moments like this I wish I had continued my philosophy degree and combined it with sociology. Well now it’s my hobby 😂

    • @1116_6
      @1116_6 Год назад +27

      Lmk if you need me if you ever decide to do a study on us

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +59

      imo it's not just Swifties, it's the idol stanning phenomenon in general. The age of the internet has made it ever possible for those with massive platforms to play into the parasocial nature of their fans and lead them on, make them think they know their idol. It's a distasteful side effect of capitalism that that sort of behavior sells more albums and tickets than genuinely writing great music, but then again, it's just one of many.

    • @noramartinez8520
      @noramartinez8520 Год назад +4

      Durkheim.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +79

      yesss i want a dissertation on this fandom

  • @prepilitsa
    @prepilitsa Год назад +589

    I love how you explain something that happened and then say "this alluded to" [insert song lyric] as if the world we live in is based on Taylor's discography and not the other way around.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +79

      hahahhaa taylor is the canon everything else is just noise tbh

    • @prepilitsa
      @prepilitsa Год назад +6

      @@uncarley oh my god. You responded... I just had to launch into a huge explanation to my friend on why I almost just started crying in the middle of a panera. Thank you for this blessing. Lol.

    • @katonajourney
      @katonajourney Год назад +4

      I feel that's how Taylor thinks of it. You have to remember she thinks of everything and everyone as a song. She even mentioned that in her songs lol literally

  • @cocorocorn
    @cocorocorn Год назад +526

    You forgot how in speak now the song enchanted had random letter capitalized and they spelled out ADAM(the guy from owl city) and then he sang his own version of enchanted(it’s on RUclips if you wanna listen to it) and then Taylor ghosted him cause she was embarrassed for him

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +74

      hahahahahahaa NOOOO

    • @ohifonlyx33
      @ohifonlyx33 Год назад +63

      literally when i saw that happen i thought it was the most romantic thing ever, and I was disappointed they didn't date. Now I see the cringe, and am also glad Mr. City dodged that drama.

    • @eririe1451
      @eririe1451 7 месяцев назад

      I am DECEASED

    • @happywithdrawal
      @happywithdrawal 2 месяца назад +1

      finally, respect for my boy adam! ♥♥✊🏽

  • @Idkwhat56
    @Idkwhat56 Год назад +3842

    Stanning taylor is a curse and blessing at the same time

    • @graceelizabeth130
      @graceelizabeth130 Год назад +83

      especially right now

    • @Idkwhat56
      @Idkwhat56 Год назад +125

      @@graceelizabeth130 we’re gonna get fed a lot tonight but at what cost? 😭

    • @mailyak442
      @mailyak442 Год назад +9

      This is what I saw about loving women (as a woman - wlw)

    • @the_violet_rowlet
      @the_violet_rowlet Год назад

      @@Idkwhat56 what’s happening tonight??

    • @chelseagrayb
      @chelseagrayb Год назад +24

      @@the_violet_rowlet karma ft. ice spice, snow on the beach ft. more lana, 2 new vault track exclusives

  • @chappellgroan
    @chappellgroan Год назад +4735

    You’ll have to make an update video in 6 months since Blondie is in her messy era 💀

    • @futuristic.handgun
      @futuristic.handgun Год назад +568

      Tbh, she's never left her messy era. It's always been messy. Lmao.

    • @sunflower2187
      @sunflower2187 Год назад +242

      She's horribly messy 😭

    • @Vannah2414
      @Vannah2414 Год назад +39

      So… very messy…

    • @celestiialdreams
      @celestiialdreams Год назад +39

      she's always been messy

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +76

      Honestly I don't get the whole "eras" thing. It sounds like a ridiculously dramatic and self-important way of putting something that most people would simply refer to as a phase. It's not exactly the Victorian Era let's be real.

  • @chaimeansteabro
    @chaimeansteabro Год назад +584

    You're so real for depicting the John Mayer corn to keep the audience engaged and informed

  • @lucyames6157
    @lucyames6157 Год назад +442

    the way "picture to burn" is so underappreciated, like "i really, really hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive," is lyrical genius and my six y/o self was screaming it at the top of her lungs

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +34

      SO GOOD

    • @user-7jlrc
      @user-7jlrc 9 месяцев назад +3

      i hate that stupid old pickup truck you keep talking about

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 4 месяца назад +1

      Pure teen rage!

    • @lemmetellyaboutit
      @lemmetellyaboutit 3 месяца назад

      I was in 8th grade and I can confirm that this absolutely was my favorite jam to scream.. the guy I liked didn’t even have a truck let alone a license lmao 5:34

  • @spicedch4i
    @spicedch4i Год назад +2083

    i'm right in the middle of a taylor swift hyperfixation and you're literally my favorite youtuber i feel so blessed rn

  • @imk3879
    @imk3879 Год назад +1394

    the reading of John mayer's masterpiece "Why You No Love Me" was so touching, I started crying and cried for the rest of the video. You truly captured the emotion in the lyrics, thank you so much carley

  • @emmettmeta1418
    @emmettmeta1418 Год назад +3522

    I don't know if Taylor is actually bi but i think its inspirational that she's equally messy with girls and guys. Thats real feminism right there.

    • @nectarofthegods86573
      @nectarofthegods86573 Год назад +357

      taylor and real feminism?????? be fucking for real rn

    • @emmettmeta1418
      @emmettmeta1418 Год назад +279

      @@nectarofthegods86573 bruh IM JOKING

    • @nectarofthegods86573
      @nectarofthegods86573 Год назад +222

      @@emmettmeta1418 LMFAO IM SORRY. you can never know with swifties

    • @iheartkimseungmin
      @iheartkimseungmin Год назад +69

      @@nectarofthegods86573 REAL 😭

    • @flamingaish
      @flamingaish Год назад +29

      ​@@nectarofthegods86573 is that lana in your pfp

  • @raphynette
    @raphynette Год назад +325

    My fave thing that she has ever done and that wasn’t really touched upon in the video is that she’s endeavored to re-record all her back catalog just to fuck with Scott Borchetta and Scooter Braun and drop the value of the master recordings of her first 6 albums. It’s such a genius and petty move that we can only Stan.

    • @Venvaneless
      @Venvaneless 11 дней назад +2

      Even more funnier, they didn’t believe she’d do that. Their shareholders - ITAKA Holdings, were sceptical of buying the albums when it got announced but SB was like „nah, she’s bluffing“.

  • @pinkyhc4130
    @pinkyhc4130 Год назад +400

    Jump scare John Mayer just SLAYED me.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +33

      TW john mayer

    • @amandalong5916
      @amandalong5916 11 месяцев назад +1

      I screamed lmfao

    • @cjsheu
      @cjsheu 10 месяцев назад +1

      came here to say this, i had to pause i was laughing so hard

  • @noheliapacheco4094
    @noheliapacheco4094 Год назад +1666

    This 1 hour video makes me feel a little less unhinged about making Taylor the theme for my master’s degree dissertation a few years ago

    • @hannialarino3175
      @hannialarino3175 Год назад +83

      SPILL

    • @Lovinlifetoday235
      @Lovinlifetoday235 Год назад +104

      You are a hero. From one unhinged master's student to another.

    • @MB-dz7ci
      @MB-dz7ci Год назад +11

      what was the title!!

    • @noheliapacheco4094
      @noheliapacheco4094 Год назад +293

      I was getting my master’s in translation and linguistics, so I did an analysis of why context is important when translating songs, they must not only rhyme or be singable in the new language, they must also maintain their context. To test my theory I used theories of rap and poetry translation. I translated the rep and folklore albums. I studied her writing style, the decisions to use capital or lowercase letters, the literary figures she prefers to use, the references she makes to her own discography, the literary work of other arrists or to pop culture. It goes deep into my field of study, but I this is a good overview, I think.
      P.s.: it makes me so happy to talk about it
      P.s.s.: the title is “Translation of Singer Taylor Swift's reputation and folklore Albums Based on the Theories of Rap and Poetry Translation”

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +17

      You're brave

  • @lucy.2485
    @lucy.2485 Год назад +229

    “I’m not interested in details”
    *proceeds to make an hour long video on every detail of Taylor swift*

  • @carolineh167
    @carolineh167 Год назад +153

    I can't believe you missed the important date of Taylor's bangs entering the Taylor-verse, her most loyal bestie.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +18

      omgNOOOOO

    • @Pennyfold123
      @Pennyfold123 11 месяцев назад +6

      First time I saw her with straight hair on TV I had no idea who it was for the whole segment

  • @ladygaygay94
    @ladygaygay94 Год назад +1067

    BESTIE AN HOUR?!? How can I pay you for this MASTERPIECE?!!!

    • @EyeDigress
      @EyeDigress Год назад +9

      Truly, ugh. More long-form vids please.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +10

      hahaha thank you!!

  • @number1morbiusfan
    @number1morbiusfan Год назад +971

    I truly am not a Swiftie, however...I love the stories and the drama, thank you for this GIFT

  • @SukieConley
    @SukieConley 9 месяцев назад +54

    "contemporary youth pastor core" to describe john mayer is a masterstroke ✨

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 Год назад +921

    The main thing that hit me about this whole video is the realization that TSwift has been in the music industry for almost two decades. Damn
    Edit: also very wild to me that Taylor Lautner dated as many Taylors as he did and is now married to one

    • @soapthesoap
      @soapthesoap Год назад +143

      He really was on a mission

    • @arshiyaamreen5808
      @arshiyaamreen5808 Год назад +39

      EXACTLY I realized watching this video that Taylor has been an artist in the industry for almost as long as I have existed?? Just 2.5 years older than her whole fricking career T-T

    • @destituteanddecadent9106
      @destituteanddecadent9106 Год назад +10

      @@arshiyaamreen5808 It's that you're young, more than her career is long.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +78

      so many taylors so little time

    • @StealingSunsets
      @StealingSunsets Год назад +10

      @@destituteanddecadent9106 No, she has had an incredibly long career in the music industry. Why are you nagging people on every comment?

  • @leeleeloosies
    @leeleeloosies Год назад +512

    carley thinking taylor could've been first lady is even funnier when you know that carley's canadian 😭😭

    • @ellisbillington2047
      @ellisbillington2047 Год назад +33

      I really want to know what she thinks “first lady” means 😂

    • @patb6650
      @patb6650 Год назад +27

      @@ellisbillington2047 obviously it’s american princess 😌

  • @zerokaoningyo3509
    @zerokaoningyo3509 Год назад +117

    so glad you mentioned hayley williams was in the bad blood music video bc i feel like people gloss over that fact

    • @abidoran3439
      @abidoran3439 Год назад +15

      She was in that camilla cabello birthday photo too! And performed with Taylor at least once during the Speak Now tour. I spent the first 30 minutes of the video thinking "okay but when does Hayley Williams become part of the girl gang"

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +8

      that is history

  • @redv.402
    @redv.402 Год назад +65

    fun fact is beyonce and jay-z going to taylor's party was seen as a diss to kanye and kim, whom kanye asked jay-z to be his best man, but it was reported that beyonce didn't approve (given it was also the time when kim was transitioning from rich girl reality star to actual celebrity due to her linking up with kanye). kanye felt slighted, and it was made into a REALLY big deal. then next thing you know... famous came about and the infamous cancellation of taylor swift came about

  • @coolvirgopris
    @coolvirgopris 6 месяцев назад +36

    The fact that this video could be twice as long now from everything that’s happened since then 😭

  • @potaatoo8793
    @potaatoo8793 Год назад +251

    there's some things I never thought I'd be doing in my life. watching an hour long rundown of the life of a celebrity I have never cared about in the middle of the night is definitely one of them.
    thank you for your service

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +7

      i love this energy

  • @thehomosapiennnnn
    @thehomosapiennnnn 8 месяцев назад +45

    Now Travis has entered the chat ,the Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas feud and now Sophie is in the Taylor Swift canon omg Miss Taylor has the most chaotic life ever istg and I Love it LoL 😂

  • @corneliastreet2491
    @corneliastreet2491 Год назад +436

    We all love Taylor but her calling herself “surprisingly non-confrontational” is an outright lie 😂

    • @BreakerOfChains219
      @BreakerOfChains219 Год назад +14

      She will stand up for self and for her friends. He is done with all the drama

    • @dotkiarika1026
      @dotkiarika1026 9 месяцев назад +10

      Maybe not right now as she got much older but like for most of her carreer she really avoided conflict

    • @corneliastreet2491
      @corneliastreet2491 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@dotkiarika1026 baby Tay was the most confrontational. She was known for calling people out and going after them in songs and interviews.
      Mature Taylor is now a bit more reserved about that, but she still will stand up for herself.

  • @jeremi1441
    @jeremi1441 Год назад +288

    i deserve financial compensation for the injuries i’ve faced falling down the rabbit hole that is ur channel

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +4

      im so sorry bestie

  • @futuristic.handgun
    @futuristic.handgun Год назад +332

    Fun fact: Taylor's first album was released the same day as My Chemical Romance's magnum opus, The Black Parade. 🖤

  • @lovefromshirley
    @lovefromshirley Год назад +104

    I think my favourite thing about Taylor lore/fandom is that we all collectively would fight ANYone who speaks badly about Taylor Lautner. If you're a Swiftie you are also a Lava Boy fan, there are zero exceptions.

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 10 месяцев назад +5

      But..the movie is called Sharkboy and Lavagirl

  • @chaimeansteabro
    @chaimeansteabro Год назад +152

    this video is for people like me who've always been too afraid of admitting they are a swiftie in fear of not knowing all of the lore the fandom has

    • @ferntella
      @ferntella 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah there's sooo much to unpack. You should join us over in the subreddit, just interecting there (especially in the theories and general threads) is a crash course. And it's one of the best moderated subs, so its far less toxic than most. And it's incredibly active.

    • @johanabi
      @johanabi 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@ferntellaI low-key hate the main Taylor sub’s moderation
      Partially because they have a tendency to remove comments that are in any way critical of her

    • @thatgirlelora
      @thatgirlelora 6 месяцев назад

      if you’re interested in more swiftie content for the lore you should check out ally sheehan too! she does a lot of breakdowns for new swifties as well, esp prior to the re-records being released

  • @Chris-ln7tr
    @Chris-ln7tr 6 месяцев назад +25

    the amount that’s happened since this video came out is insane

    • @katedillon1977
      @katedillon1977 5 месяцев назад +2

      i was JUST thinking this. there's been SO MUCH

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 Год назад +115

    As an average Norwegian girl who turned 20 in 2021 and 2 weeks later decided (probably because of a quarter life crisis) to get really into the NBA, specifically the Knicks, and thus has to spend every sports related conversation with a man proving that I know what I'm talking about: the Knicks did WIN that game on October 30th, which is crazy considering that yes we have been very bad for a long time (not this season tho!) and actually lost 65 out of 82 games that season😭😭😭

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +10

      I CANT BELIEVE THE KNICKS WON WTF

    • @Mila-Rosa
      @Mila-Rosa 10 месяцев назад

      As an American... you chose the Knicks to support?? Lmao
      I'm glad you found your team though! I don't really follow sports but I hope they give you some good games this season

  • @toannguyen1998
    @toannguyen1998 Год назад +50

    Oh boy Carley. Your love for Seinfeld is going to put to the test when you found out that he dated a 17 years old for 4 years as a 38 years old

  • @Naiadryade
    @Naiadryade Год назад +97

    As someone who only recently has become much more of a Taylor Swift fan than I used to be, I really appreciate this video as a sort of cliffnotes for the history/lore I was only vaguely aware of before.

  • @kimseehorn
    @kimseehorn Год назад +241

    Taylor and Karlie just look SO similar in all of their pictures together..

    • @andibrimi
      @andibrimi Год назад +28

      That's how she likes, she's attracted to herself 😭

    • @oneday7574
      @oneday7574 11 месяцев назад +9

      I actually watched the Victoria secret fashion show for the first time since Taylor was performing in 2013 and when I saw karlie kloss walking I was shocked at how she looked exactly like Taylor

    • @sViviftie
      @sViviftie 8 месяцев назад

      they look nothing alike I'm so confused at how people would think that

  • @EvaNicole
    @EvaNicole Год назад +163

    andrew garfield being referred to as “tick tick boom motherfucker” will never not be hilarious

  • @AshR24
    @AshR24 Год назад +213

    I feel like all celebrities have to be a certain degree of unhinged to be able to do that job, but Taylor is another level. Being with Matty Healy after what he said about interracial p*rn not even a year ago, and then collabing with ice spice who he made more racist comments a few months ago. I truly hope Taylor is starting the rep era early and is going to drag the dude like "he said dating me would be gross and emasculating, so I made him fall in love with me and then stomped on his heart :)" But I don't believe it haha

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +80

      dude it is SO insane i couldnt even comment on it because it was all coming out AS I WAS FILMING and i was FLOORED like wtf

  • @saeftuh
    @saeftuh 11 месяцев назад +59

    It’s so funny to me that when swifties make fun of why u no love me John Mayer fans respond with “it’s from a child’s perspective” why couldn’t he see from the perspective of the child he dated at 32 years old?

  • @user-vl8rx5gl9z
    @user-vl8rx5gl9z Год назад +227

    This is absolutely the best thing that has happened this 2023 this wasn't in my bingo and I'm LIVINGGG thank you SO MUCH for your job queen

  • @sadddog
    @sadddog Год назад +171

    As a non-swiftie but longtime ally and friend to many, I’ve been waiting so patiently for a comprehensive timeline so I can finally support them better. Thank you

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 Год назад +26

      longtime ally 😭😂

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 11 месяцев назад +2

      friend to whom my sister😭😭Gigi Hadid??

    • @dreamingofthemoon
      @dreamingofthemoon 10 месяцев назад

      Lmao mee

    • @maria_____.
      @maria_____. 10 месяцев назад

      not swiftie ally 😭😭

  • @PaulWesleyLoverr
    @PaulWesleyLoverr 10 месяцев назад +18

    “She’s definitely a very intelligent person, yet she chooses violence constantly.” SO TRUE LOLOL

  • @TheMakeupChair
    @TheMakeupChair Год назад +467

    I WISH I had found your channel back when I was in Canada, cause I’d totally be there! Gonna bookmark your account just in case you are doing something next time I’m there 🙌☺️

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +26

      yesss if you come back let me know!

    • @angelemeana2754
      @angelemeana2754 7 месяцев назад

      Please don’t make sexual jokes or advances or swear God wouldn’t like that and there are children here May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. GOD IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!!! THE BEGINNING AND THE END!!! GOD SENT HIS SON DOWN TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM!!! PRAY AND REPENT AND GOD IS COMING!!!!!! THERE IS NO TIME. FELLOW CHRISTIANS GOD WILL BE COMING DON’T LOSE FAITH!!! PLEASE!! PRAY FOR STRENGTH AND DON’T DOUBT HIM!!!
      Romans 10:9 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
      Romans 10:10 “For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”
      2 Peter 3:1-18 “1 This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance:
      2 That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:
      3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
      4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
      5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
      6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
      7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
      8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
      9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
      11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
      12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
      13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth
      righteousness.
      14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
      15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you;
      16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
      17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness.
      18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.”
      concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
      11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
      12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
      13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth
      righteousness.
      14 Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless.
      15 And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you;
      16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
      17 Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness. GOD JESUS CHRIST AND THE HY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA!!
      18 But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.” GOD, JESUS CHRIST, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT IS ALPHA AND OMEGA.

  • @IDislikeMacaroni
    @IDislikeMacaroni Год назад +37

    “former child Taylor Swift”
    I’m dead omg

  • @cheekynandosss581
    @cheekynandosss581 Год назад +22

    “Sept 13th 2008, the third plane has hit the Swiftie towers” the way I cackled

  • @anisanurraudah8383
    @anisanurraudah8383 Год назад +63

    Someone on Twitter said: "Taylor Swift has the wickedness and severe untreated mental illness of a prestige tv show protagonist" like why is that so accurate and why do I love her so much lol. We all rooting for the anti-hero, even tho its exhausting sometimes.

  • @toot6476
    @toot6476 Год назад +47

    Uncarley is in her Matty Denial Era calling Taylor a single girly early on

  • @sudesezin
    @sudesezin Год назад +350

    i am from Turkey and for the last two weeks i have been crying none-stop because of the election here. it’s been really hard, but this video makes me feel a little better. hope you’re doing well ❤

    • @libby5742
      @libby5742 Год назад +41

      we don’t know each other, but I’m sending you love 🤍

    • @carolinegeorge13
      @carolinegeorge13 Год назад +25

      I'm so sorry, I hope you're doing better❤ sending you lots of love❤

    • @buecherwuermin
      @buecherwuermin Год назад +16

      sending love and hoping for the best🤞🏻🤞🏻

    • @vontrude3310
      @vontrude3310 Год назад +23

      big love from berlin - crying with you

    • @eylulesin2805
      @eylulesin2805 Год назад +20

      Çok az kaldı üzülme.Cumhuriyet bize emanet onu korumak için de mücadele edeceğiz.20 yıllık baskı ve korku imparatorluğunu yenmek kolay değil ama bu pazar kazanıyoruz♥️Umutsuzluğa alışmayalım.Her şey çok güzel olacak!!✌🏼♥️

  • @jessicamattes4208
    @jessicamattes4208 7 месяцев назад +13

    The fact that Taylor performed with John Mayer on her 20th birthday and then Jake Gyllenhaal missed her 21st birthday... no words for poor Taylor. I wish all the best for all of her subsequent birthdays

  • @MsJoee21
    @MsJoee21 Год назад +37

    The fact that this video actually *could* be even more detailed as me, a casual fan, was adding things as we were going, has me in shambles! Thank you for your time Carley!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +7

      swifties have an attention to detail i simply cannot compete with

  • @TheAshleydelmar
    @TheAshleydelmar 4 месяца назад +8

    I just keep wonder where her parents were through all these age gap relationship. I know she was technically an adult but I’m almost 30 and if I was to date someone 10 or 15 years older than me, my family would have something to say about it.

  • @4eva123
    @4eva123 Год назад +57

    The fact this is AN HOUR LONG is giving me life. Amazing. Masterpiece.

  • @MrAilsaAng
    @MrAilsaAng Год назад +73

    girl i swear the stamina you have for these deep dives?!? insane and unmatched

    • @salah2987
      @salah2987 Год назад +1

      honestly this is no deep dive as a swiftie if you tell me a year on the calendar of taylor swift i can name you everything that happened that year so shes just collecting everything together

    • @MrAilsaAng
      @MrAilsaAng Год назад +3

      @@salah2987 ow… i was referring to the “deep dive” genre of videos on youtube… she’s filmed more than a couple of those on her channel now. & that takes a lot of energy!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +1

      i live for the chaos

  • @Swifly_Norman
    @Swifly_Norman 11 месяцев назад +13

    18:20
    Moment I knew about her 21st birthday
    “What do you when tears are streaming down your face in front of everyone you know? And what do you do when the one who means the most to you, is the one that didn’t show?”
    “And they’re all standing around and singing, happy birthday to you”

  • @TheBooklover1848
    @TheBooklover1848 Год назад +16

    "Youth pastor with darkness behind the eyes" 😂😂😂 I am DEAD.

  • @gabriellasizemore7927
    @gabriellasizemore7927 Год назад +159

    An hour long video on Taylor Swift. Thank you for your service. Also, congrats on the Smartfood commercial! It was so sick to see that! Your videos bring me so much comfort you have no idea. I hope great things keep happening for you.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      thank you so much!!!

  • @annas5752
    @annas5752 Год назад +22

    I think it was the speak now album where she randomly capitalized letters in the album notes/lyrics and spelled out a message and i sat in my parents basement deciphering it on a peice of scrap paper and a carpenters pencil for like an hour

  • @sarahcoltrona6604
    @sarahcoltrona6604 8 месяцев назад +14

    There’s already enough material for a follow up video! Please do a part 2!!

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 5 месяцев назад +12

    Girl it’s been six months so much new to cover lol

  • @JessicaStahlSings
    @JessicaStahlSings Год назад +33

    this video is so "daddy made you your favorite open wide here comes the content" I cannot WAIT to watch this

  • @alexnicole6806
    @alexnicole6806 Год назад +30

    my favorite girlboss knew we were all going through it and said, "here you go, besties" and i feel god in this chili's tonight, ty

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Год назад +2

      Yessss I second that💀 also that's one of my favorite the office quotes ever

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 10 месяцев назад +8

    i was recommended "look at what you made me do" by a friend because i dont think ive ever actually listened to a taylor swift song so i googled "taylor swift drama" bc in the video there was a gravestone that said "taylors reputation" and now im about to watch this whole video ill give a status update when i finish it

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 10 месяцев назад +7

      fascinating i didnt expect it to be a timeline and as somebody who plans to major in either history or political science ive seen a fair bit of timelines and this is certainly an unhinged one,i am honored to learn about taylor swift

  • @EmiSReyes
    @EmiSReyes 3 месяца назад +7

    Watching this 9 months later and now shes with Travis Kelce

  • @camipco
    @camipco Год назад +9

    JFK was decently progressive for a super rich white dude who was born in the 1910s. His main achievements are not going to nuclear war with the soviet union, proposing the legislation that became the civil rights act, and starting the moon program. He also tried for some decent social programs, but they were all blocked. On the negative column, he tried to invade cuba which was a big part of why there was almost a nuclear war in the first place, he continued and escalated the war in vietnam, and he took action on civil rights slowly and reluctantly. Definitely in the top half of 20th century presidents, but, y'know, that's faint praise.

  • @alexarobertson17
    @alexarobertson17 Год назад +32

    The black mock-neck is VERY journalist-chic of you. Love it! That is all.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +3

      pulitzer prize chic

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 Год назад

      @@uncarley Nobel prize in literature award winner chic. 🖤

  • @carlyy2
    @carlyy2 8 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that so much more has happened in the taylor canon and this video was only 3 months ago lol

  • @kayleeruiz
    @kayleeruiz 8 месяцев назад +20

    Realistically, Taylor cannot ever even CONSIDER flying commercial. Just look at what happens whenever she’s spotted in NYC for a second. Or what happened at Jack’s wedding. Fans, paparazzi, randoms flock to get a glimpse. It would be a risk to her personal safety as well as general public safety if she were to fly commercial. And it’s not like she can just - not fly. Celebrities in their prime are incredibly mobile. If I was that famous - that vulnerable to physical and mental threats from all sides and with that much money to afford precautions- I would probably be flying private more than her 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @c9b7
      @c9b7 7 месяцев назад +2

      I was going to say this too. Taylor flying commercial just isn't feasible in terms of her safety and peace of mind, nor her schedule. Besides, she's better than most considering she purchased double the necessary carbon credits to offset emissions ahead of the eras tour.

  • @Artdeco_bby
    @Artdeco_bby Год назад +25

    18:00 your comment about the ATWTMV short film was correct. The crying can be validated by her song The Moment I Knew as well. It’s specifically about him not showing up to her bday party :)

  • @lolalila7680
    @lolalila7680 Год назад +108

    Really enjoying the video and as a Taylor fan always am ready to embrace the music and mess, yet find it hypocritical that the age difference for both the jake g and john m relationships was mentioned but not the that of an adult taylor with a 17-18 year old conor kennedy, plus how unhinged it was to buy that house right next to him when he was dealing with the death of his mother

    • @newph0newhodis
      @newph0newhodis Год назад +18

      I never knew about the Conor age difference. Yikes!

    • @carissalynne104
      @carissalynne104 Год назад +36

      Tbf she was only 22, compared to John and jake who were in their 30s, but yes-definitely a bit weird.

    • @dedinside805
      @dedinside805 Год назад +7

      Noticed this too! Was also surprised at how nothing about the pushback with dating Matty Healy was mentioned, especially since it's a big discussion with fans and non-fans alike

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +33

      never knew about this! big yikes! i did a lot of research on swiftie blogs on tumblr so makes sense they would gloss over that because they have bias

  • @marlachildsartwork
    @marlachildsartwork Год назад +24

    I am largely uninterested in Taylor Swift drama but this video had me hooked for the whole hour and almost 3 minutes. Nice work. 😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад

      thank you for watching!!

  • @nicgaron
    @nicgaron 3 месяца назад +3

    oh boi this needs an update! late 2023 to 2024 is crazy for a swiftie

  • @meghanvismara5177
    @meghanvismara5177 Год назад +29

    The dramatic poetic reading of John Mayer is amazing

  • @EmEmEmuhlee
    @EmEmEmuhlee Год назад +5

    Not this video already needing an update

  • @isabelleoechslie7476
    @isabelleoechslie7476 Год назад +10

    it actually makes me feel old that haylor was more than 10 years ago like why does that moment in time feel like just yesterday to me

  • @m.a.3322
    @m.a.3322 Год назад +11

    the tendency to say “1989” instead of “1975” is very strong 😂😭

  • @sofie.h
    @sofie.h Год назад +70

    yessss omg I’m literally doing a research project with a fellow grad student on miss taylor swift’s lyrics For Fun so I cannot wait to watch this! class is in SESSION 🤓

    • @sofie.h
      @sofie.h Год назад +8

      also I aspire to be able to attend one of the twilight screenings but this one’s a little short notice for me bc it’s like a 3-4 hour drive 😢 any idea when the breaking dawn ones will be?

  • @yourmidnights13
    @yourmidnights13 Год назад +14

    i lost it when you said that that photo is the gayest shit you've ever seen. As a gay, I've seen my fair share of gay photos. And I can confirm

  • @tianna1116
    @tianna1116 4 месяца назад +5

    Wow this was only 7 months ago and so much has happened!

  • @TheSarahKay31
    @TheSarahKay31 6 месяцев назад +5

    I'm so late to this video but I cannot stop laughing at "Get your facts straight girly. You held her foot!". Just subbed, you're perfect. No notes!

  • @kimseehorn
    @kimseehorn Год назад +28

    at first I thought I'd only watch the last couple of years but then I got so hooked and watched the whole thing.. AMAZING JOB!

  • @ffaenger19
    @ffaenger19 Год назад +18

    over an hour, omg. this saved my night. i can’t wait to watch

  • @moviesquad73
    @moviesquad73 2 месяца назад +3

    Honorable mention: Bon Iver, a long time friend and collaborator of Kanye West, severs his ties with Kanye barely a year before being featured on Taylor's song Exile, which confirms he has switched sides on the Kanye-Taylor cold war.

  • @theunmappedstar
    @theunmappedstar 6 месяцев назад +3

    we’ll need an updated video at this point, timeline just keeps growing 😭

  • @septiceye_3706
    @septiceye_3706 Год назад +30

    A 1 hour deep dive? By my fave Carley? This is heavenly!! What did we do to deserve this?!?!

  • @steflake8627
    @steflake8627 Год назад +13

    I was literally thinking in the bathroom this morning how much I need an updated Multiverse of Madness from you. I click to see when you last posted and THIS video is box fresh?! I am a psychic. A very grateful psychic.

  • @lornatw
    @lornatw Год назад +83

    Taylor has always caused me so much mental turmoil of hate and love. She constantly throws me back to feeling like I'm watching high school drama. Where's the therapy and just letting go? Why does one have to publically own everything, I get it as someone whose not been able to control the narrative of my own life and those around me. But then I've also let that go in about 10 yrs less time. If I was that well known for that long and loved still by a huge audience, I wouldn't be concerned about proving how 'right' I am or who my friends are. I'd just be living my life.

  • @findparadise
    @findparadise Год назад +10

    As someone who has been alive this entire time but somehow has never listened to Taylor Swift, I truly appreciate the catch up

  • @sunai9216
    @sunai9216 Год назад +16

    i love how im not a swiftie but i have nothing better to do with my life

  • @agnes4129
    @agnes4129 Год назад +25

    ive never cared about taylor swift but i did watch the whole hour two minutes and fifty two seconds and thoroughly enjoyed myself. thanks for a good ending to a bad day :))

  • @Sunshyne670
    @Sunshyne670 3 месяца назад +4

    I don't know why this was recommended to me or why I'm watching it. I've never listened to a Taylor Swift song in my life.

  • @jeremiahbok9028
    @jeremiahbok9028 Год назад +45

    I freaking love a lot of Swift's songs, but this will be my first actual overview of her life. Which I wouldn't normally care enough about to watch but it's you plus Taylor Swift and this is undoubtedly going to be a delight so here goes. ^-^

    • @em84c
      @em84c Год назад +3

      I don't even like her music but I'm enjoying this video!

  • @jross4622
    @jross4622 Год назад +31

    Carly not knowing the male equivalent of "first lady" and saying "first lord" has me dyingggg 😂 it would be "first gentleman", Carly ❤️

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Год назад +7

      first gentleman makes sense