Worst Premade Ever Kitchen Nightmares - Plate Up Funny Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @hermithaley5116
    @hermithaley5116 Год назад +419

    "Diarrhea if you declared indipendence" is a hilarious sentence I never thought I'd see ever

  • @monkeplaysgames9448
    @monkeplaysgames9448 Год назад +576

    Just waiting for Ellis to call everyone donkeys

    • @sadlilbean602
      @sadlilbean602 Год назад +24

      Or an idiot sandwich 😂

    • @theghettohuitzilopochtli0707
      @theghettohuitzilopochtli0707 Год назад +18

      Or also a donut.

    • @pjemonto4219
      @pjemonto4219 Год назад +7

      Is he related to Gordon Ramsey?

    • @bluefire366
      @bluefire366 Год назад +7

      Why going on a rage of having to deal with them😁

    • @Timnrulez
      @Timnrulez Год назад +2

      Ellis reading the reply’s: WELLLLLL there not wrong but I’m still quite offended. Me: lol

  • @VitaeLibra
    @VitaeLibra Год назад +619

    Also the thimble thing is evil. Because once you realize you've been played you'll have so many thimbles that if you try yo argue you don't collect them, not only will others doubt you, you'll even doubt yourself

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads Год назад

      Yeah, but then she can still get rid of them.
      She'd find out how many thimbles her brother's arse could hold. XD

    • @Carnax6969
      @Carnax6969 Год назад +40

      When you start doubting yourself, then the gas has been lit.

    • @MayLina
      @MayLina Год назад +17

      Meanwhile i do actually sew and don’t have a single thimble, although it would be very useful , but i am too forgetful to buy one😂
      But if people starting gifting them to me i would go insane on a third one already lol

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz Год назад +3

      @@MayLina Lo, the Queen of Thimbles beckons! Resupply!

    • @corporatecapitalism
      @corporatecapitalism 11 месяцев назад

      I THOUGHT THEY MEANT THE PRICKLY FOREST THINGS

  • @kittenkommentries5796
    @kittenkommentries5796 Год назад +12

    8:12
    “Diarrhoea.”
    “Diarrhea if you declared independence.”
    Fucking Gold XD

  • @lyonvensa
    @lyonvensa Год назад +43

    Ellis barging out from the kitchen to deal with Alex's shit table placement with his mustache and glasses is a perfect image of the manager about to go into town into one of their employees

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Год назад +56

    Ellis: what are you!?
    Jonk: an idiot sandwich.
    Ellis: idiot sandwich what!?
    Jonk: an idiot sandwich Chef Ellis!

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves Год назад +569

    If you told me a restaurant owned by WPE closed down due to poor service I’d be genuinely surprised
    Not because it closed down, but because it wasn’t due to anything else

    • @evil4lexander710
      @evil4lexander710 Год назад +38

      Closed due to suspicious mayonnaise from Alex

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 Год назад +13

      ​@@evil4lexander710 and lots of severed arms and legs in the basement of the restaurant

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +6

      Closed down after the health inspector discovered where the meat comes from, i.e. Alex's basement

    • @azuredragonofnether5433
      @azuredragonofnether5433 Год назад +2

      Closed due to suspicious BBQ sauce from Alex.

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 Год назад +7

    "pizza nobcheesia, *insert jonk opera here*, pizza nobcheesia. It taste like smegma" lol

  • @WelshGiraffa
    @WelshGiraffa Год назад +58

    A Restaurant run by the WPE crew would both be an absolute nightmare and comedic event closest thing tk hearing Gordon Ramsay screaming when Ellis has had enough of the chaos

  • @sharonchristensen
    @sharonchristensen Год назад +47

    these five might actually make like the best Kitchen Nightmares episode ever.

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie 5 месяцев назад

      The salmon is overcooked ¡¡SMASH!!

  • @Atoran95
    @Atoran95 Год назад +86

    I just want to say, whoever does the text tracking deserves a medal

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Год назад +3

      and it started with sovietwomble

  • @Myazini
    @Myazini Год назад +9

    Ok, I've completely lost it at "PRECIOUS FLOWER" and how spot-on that was. Sorry Ellis, but you're such a daffodil sometimes.

  • @dquinnster47
    @dquinnster47 Год назад +23

    Bring back Ellis as a Racoon Chef with PTSD!

  • @WorstPremadeEver
    @WorstPremadeEver  Год назад +30

    Did you miss the Plate Up streams? FEAR NOT! We've got you covered! Just head over to the WPE Livestream Archive where you can catch up at any time! ruclips.net/user/WPELIVE

    • @Erkle64
      @Erkle64 Год назад

      And if anybody is curious, this isn't like a trailer where they shown us all of the good bits and the rest is filler. The Plate Up streams are somehow even more packed with insanity than usual.

  • @memedummy8569
    @memedummy8569 Год назад +51

    Doing this with Jake and Alex? I can tell this was a new hell

  • @criminalport4962
    @criminalport4962 Год назад +5

    5:11 ah yes the perfect pizza song and sauce “loads shotgun with attempt to get mental image out of head”

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 Год назад +9

    I don't know why but the way that the letters of *crisp ASMR* moved was really satisfying.

  • @hootle4641
    @hootle4641 Год назад +25

    My grandpa bought himself a gnome statue once, so my grandmother told everyone he loved gnomes. He thought getting one from everyone for years was funny but he finally demanded no more gnomes. Now it's plain colored t shirts.

  • @seokjiniFanboy
    @seokjiniFanboy Год назад +9

    I cant wait for the episode that includes the Ellis doing laundry in the shower story and gabby wheezing

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 Год назад +97

    Man don’t you just hate that, your making dumplings and accidentally make a pie, happens to me all the time

    • @Kenionatus
      @Kenionatus Год назад +12

      I usually just make tomato sauce when I'm trying to make a salad.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +2

      A pie is just a large dumpling. Dumplings are just small pies

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 Год назад +1

      ​@@dr.bright6272I think you just enraged the entire culinary scene

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +1

      @@zockingtroller7788 excellent

    • @SuperSpiderk
      @SuperSpiderk Год назад

      @@dr.bright6272 I thought you were banned from youtube? Who let Dr. Bright on again?

  • @arashitendou5941
    @arashitendou5941 23 дня назад +1

    Jake’s song at 5:10 and my dumba** decides at that very moment to take a drink of lemonade and near choke and spit it up

  • @jakebriggs4485
    @jakebriggs4485 Год назад +138

    I always thought Alex would be better at a different type of cooking

  • @sandow8575
    @sandow8575 Год назад +20

    I love that "Diarrhea if you declared independence"

    • @phasianninja1388
      @phasianninja1388 Год назад +1

      I never knew that was one of the words spelled differently in the UK vs the US. For no apparent reason, that seems really random.

    • @theInsaneRodent
      @theInsaneRodent Год назад +1

      ​@@phasianninja1388 there are actually a surprising number of differences in spelling between the British and the US.
      Apparently spelling wasn't standardized by the time the American colonies declared independence.
      If you look at images of original texts from the time period you find all sorts of weird things, like the "long s" that got used for words starting with 's' but looked more like an 'f'.

  • @h3r01c7
    @h3r01c7 Год назад +1

    If You Declared Independence is now my favorite line for exemptions lol

  • @potatolover_1517
    @potatolover_1517 Год назад +1

    8:09 "It's diarrhoea. Diarrhea if you declared independence." 🤣

  • @Tomcat_Coyote
    @Tomcat_Coyote Год назад +4

    To this day, the "Nobcheesia that tastes like smegma" is still one of the best worst thing that I've EVER heard in a WPE video 😂😂
    They always manage to find new unexpected shit to say, but I've never been caught THAT off guard again 🤣

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 Год назад +2

    "The salad's hot and the soup's cold!"
    Dr.Eggman, Sonic Boom

  • @AzureMoebius22
    @AzureMoebius22 Год назад +7

    Jake's fake-ass Italian singing at 5:10 killed me XD

  • @thirdboylol95
    @thirdboylol95 Год назад +1

    “Diarrhea if you declared independence” got me

  • @stxnislav8783
    @stxnislav8783 Год назад +11

    Wow, this video was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing while watching it. Your commentary and gameplay on Plate UP were spot on, and it was great to see you having so much fun. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see more of your content in the future !

  • @Chronic_happy115
    @Chronic_happy115 Год назад +2

    4:26 ellis sounds like the fallout4 eating sound affect lol

  • @unexpectedgreg6328
    @unexpectedgreg6328 Год назад +36

    Thank you guys! I'm going through the lowest point in my life and your videos cheer me up no end. Here's to the future! 🙂

    • @liberty.b.r
      @liberty.b.r Год назад +8

      I hope it gets better, and God bless everyone! :)

  • @bernardus3289
    @bernardus3289 Год назад +4

    Jake's singing was sooooo good

  • @davidsalisbury1688
    @davidsalisbury1688 Год назад +2

    8:09 the entire video my brain was looking at the word diarrhea and thinking it was wrong, concluding that it must be a language difference. Then I saw the note in the lower left, well-played friends lol.

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj Год назад +3

    I'm fairly sure at the end Ellis wishes his character could grab a kitchen knife and put Alex's character on the menu.

  • @absolutexero9385
    @absolutexero9385 Год назад +1

    @5:33 Oh god now I'm thinking of Jojo's: It's me Diorhea!

  • @criidawg
    @criidawg Год назад +7

    I love how WPE is just turning into funny moments. 10/10.

  • @Kuziminski
    @Kuziminski Год назад +2

    ...I was eating a calzone during the Jonk opera.... thanks, you absolute bellend. 💙

  • @games-boy9640
    @games-boy9640 Год назад +3

    Got back from work (at McDonald's.)
    Time for the laughter!

  • @cryptwinters8886
    @cryptwinters8886 Год назад +2

    The editing in this video is amazing! Good job for the editors on this video!

  • @killerninjaz13
    @killerninjaz13 Год назад +1

    Alex and crisps: fallout style crunching intensifies

  • @VitaeLibra
    @VitaeLibra Год назад +4

    "You thought it was a stomach ache. But it was me! Dio!"
    *Shoves head out asscrack*

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Год назад +1

      "How did you get in there without anyone noticing?"
      "It was simple! ZA WARUDO!"

  • @WindVillage
    @WindVillage Год назад +1

    I don’t have headphones at the moment so I’m currently listening to this with no sound.
    Still the funniest in the world.

  • @ianmillard1604
    @ianmillard1604 Год назад +3

    I was having a shit day and this video has right cheered me up. Keep it up

  • @knightrider2637
    @knightrider2637 Год назад +3

    I love jakes take on Oprah songs

    • @damonsnow11
      @damonsnow11 Год назад +4

      Oprah?
      Looks like how Jake would spell opera.

    • @Erkle64
      @Erkle64 Год назад +5

      You get a smegma! And you get a smegma! Everybody gets a smegma!

  • @DerNiederlander
    @DerNiederlander Год назад +2

    3:59 yummy raw carrots, my favorite 5 star dish. Dont forget to not wash them and leave the dirt on that is quality

  • @mr.agoshi1872
    @mr.agoshi1872 Год назад +3

    Probably the one video I haven't heard Jake mess up at least 2 stream donations

  • @NateCousins
    @NateCousins Год назад

    Diarrhoea - Dining in a rough restaurant, hurry or expect accidents!
    A little phrase I was taught in high school 😂

  • @samdavies2069
    @samdavies2069 Год назад +1

    4:55 new kink unlocked 4:55

  • @RealCerbero
    @RealCerbero Год назад +1

    3:22 Who write "Sperm on boobs" in the sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxamillionevergreen8701
    @maxamillionevergreen8701 Год назад

    The Alex alarm clock, if you wake up too late you wake up in his basement

  • @Darthlunatic
    @Darthlunatic Год назад

    I never realized there were different spellings of diarrhea! 😂 Hearing you all spell it out, then having the comment of "if you declared independence" got me good. Love y'all!!

  • @warrioroffire1615
    @warrioroffire1615 Год назад

    Jonk: “Who does sewing these days?”
    Me, majoring in Technical Pattern Design: You joke, but you’d *ACTUALLY* be surprised.

  • @OneFloofyBooper
    @OneFloofyBooper Год назад +1

    similarly to the thimble thing, everyone collects poop emojis for me. I have a giant poop that I got from my cousin for Christmas, sitting in my bedroom next to my bed, and he has about a dozen little poop minions all around him

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Год назад

      Lucky you 💩👍

  • @Enterprise-D666
    @Enterprise-D666 Год назад

    If Cath continues to burn the food, she might as well start playing a fiddle while the kitchen burns down.

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert5923 Год назад +1

    TIL that the Commonwealth countries spell diarrhea with an "o" (for some insane reason). I also learned that the Commonwealth countries are starkers🤣

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 Год назад +1

    You would expect WPE to have sh** all over the place in a game where you have to run a restaurant, but I counted an impressive two whole times where that actually happened.
    And the rest of the times were just them trying to spell diarrhea. 😂

  • @zeron9683
    @zeron9683 Год назад +3

    5:33 It's not delivery, it's di'orrhea

  • @chrispyanitygaming
    @chrispyanitygaming Год назад +4

    i got excited when i heard my bit about Alex making the chef's special sauce but then gutted at seeing it spelt 'crispyyancy' 😱 wtf is one of those haha!!

  • @makaramuss
    @makaramuss Год назад +2

    this might been your best episode ever

  • @DaCrksh
    @DaCrksh Год назад

    For some reasons Gabby's "THIMBALS BAAAAAT" breaks me

  • @skylerlim6849
    @skylerlim6849 Год назад +3

    Perfect laugh everytime🤣🤣🤣

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 Год назад +2

    Everyone start buying and sending Cath thimbles!

  • @55527777777
    @55527777777 Год назад +1

    7:05 cats laugh❤️

  • @dirkwolf9463
    @dirkwolf9463 Год назад +2

    It's a good thing you guys are streamers, because it's apparent that even the most basic entry level job is beyond you. 🤪

  • @Thunder036
    @Thunder036 Год назад

    "Sperma sulle tette" is just a perfect name for an Italian inspired restaurant in a country where people do not speak Italian

  • @meyesthisguy855
    @meyesthisguy855 Год назад

    2:00 eyo whoever that made this edit, that was clean af.

  • @tomhubbard8510
    @tomhubbard8510 Год назад

    Getting home from work and seeing this fucking channel has uploaded another insane garbage fire to the Internet... absolutely makes my day.
    Love you guys.

  • @justbennyka7596
    @justbennyka7596 Год назад +8

    5:10 Jonk's song was hilariously perfect

  • @RavenStory71123
    @RavenStory71123 Год назад

    “Diarrhea if you declared independence”
    Hell yeah borther I sure do love me that there daiorhayea

  • @georgestam7854
    @georgestam7854 Год назад

    the scary alarm kinda triggered me lol. i used to have an alarm back in the day to wake up for school,and it would play this like....scary horror film music that sounded like its from some kinda like dark circus music. sometimes id get so scared id skip the first 10 minutes of class just to kinda be able to process wtf was going on XD

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Год назад

    I imagine Gabby's entire life is anticipating how Jake can fuck things up

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 Год назад

    9:30 I think this is the only game where you can have your customers seated on the street.
    I'm sure that won't cause any issues at all, I mean, as long as the restaurant is open, at least there won't be any problems with recklessly driving movers or anything, no, not at all!

  • @cruise_memory1349
    @cruise_memory1349 Год назад

    0:56 nice to meet you Jonk😏

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Год назад

    Surprisingly Jake was the closest with his spelling of diarrhea with Gabby being a close second

  • @Solar-496
    @Solar-496 Год назад

    Okay, these guys are following the cookbook 'Recipe Of Disaster.'

  • @herozealot3613
    @herozealot3613 Год назад

    Diarrhea if u declared independence.... damnit u got me

  • @MOTHexe
    @MOTHexe Год назад +1

    Oooh, WPE playing one of my favorite games.

  • @lbnewell23
    @lbnewell23 Год назад

    0:14 no Alex that’s after you get home from work 😏

  • @rotcivstudio
    @rotcivstudio Год назад

    I can also well imagine that some waiters don't carry the pizza in their palms but hold the pizza by the pizza edge with the pizza tip pointing downwards 🤣😂🤪

  • @CyanSythe
    @CyanSythe 9 месяцев назад

    5:08 might be the moment where Jake and Alex were closest

  • @NordicDragon1337
    @NordicDragon1337 Год назад

    Payday 2 crew be grinding😂

  • @itsnotmikey6930
    @itsnotmikey6930 Год назад

    For 1:18 i thought they were playing overcooked 💀💀

  • @miguelrodrigues8374
    @miguelrodrigues8374 Год назад +3

    Just realised WPE could make a city with just its fans. Would be an awesome chaotic but hella fun city

    • @henricobilatto44
      @henricobilatto44 Год назад +1

      More like a wasteland or a cemetery with a really stupid name like: "Alex playground" or something

  • @CRUSH40RULES
    @CRUSH40RULES Год назад

    Ellis got his revenge for the crunching.
    Also this game looks like a less stressful version of Overcooked.

    • @lightdrgn20
      @lightdrgn20 Год назад

      It's very similar but it's a rougelite.

    • @Erkle64
      @Erkle64 Год назад

      And with automation. As long as you're not WPE.

  • @nekomarinyan1398
    @nekomarinyan1398 Год назад

    I think this is just them in a fast food restaurant cooking for a kid's birthday party.
    Then afterwards, they'll just ditch the place and play some games related to cooking.

  • @christofferthorsson7657
    @christofferthorsson7657 Год назад +1

    ironically, this isn't the worst I've seen people do in this game

  • @brianbittermann9331
    @brianbittermann9331 Год назад

    Thimbles BAAAAAAAAATT LOL

  • @TheElvenGamer
    @TheElvenGamer Год назад

    Ah so this is what an entire restaurant run by Tyler Durden’s is like

  • @attigator
    @attigator Год назад

    Once Redfall releases, WPE should play it. I want to see the chaos

  • @emily-janevollmar8451
    @emily-janevollmar8451 Год назад

    Don't let them bully you Cath! I crochet too

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul Год назад +1

    Count Nobula 🤣🤣🤣

  • @redmondthealien7840
    @redmondthealien7840 Год назад +1

    Why is jake actually good at singing at 5:10 ?

  • @TLDelapore
    @TLDelapore Год назад

    Jake is amazing at gamifying annoying people.

  • @Hamlenain
    @Hamlenain Год назад

    This one craked me up so much. Keep up the great content.

  • @tylerhale5837
    @tylerhale5837 Год назад

    It was 100% a mistake to think I could watch these guys play a cooking game while I ate.
    Will I ever learn that lesson? Probably not. Keep up the great work guys.
    Also I can’t help it, am I the only one who wants to see these guys try and share a kitchen in real life? Maybe just. With butter knifes. No sharp objects.

  • @michaelagainstme
    @michaelagainstme Год назад

    Damn cant wait to get diarrhea watching them giving us all cooking lessons

  • @auburnltl7452
    @auburnltl7452 Год назад +2

    New merch idea: A WWJD bracelet
    What Would Jonk Do?

  • @Thiccloaf
    @Thiccloaf Год назад +1

    Diarrhea if you declared independence 😭

  • @g.hblackwell4658
    @g.hblackwell4658 Год назад

    2:40. Alex is summoning demons.