Fun Fact: The boss shank at the end is name R-M80, which I think is to be played on the phrase “arrr, matey” playing on the pirate theme of the dungeon
Telling a gamer to look up is the equivalent of asking someone to look into the eyes of god. (Honestly I got lucky that I like to look up in the EDZ because I love the sky at night)
My Day One team and I just, I kept joking that this was "Three Idiots Try to Play Video Games", because we felt so stupid every time we assumed that something was a complicated af mechanic and instead, it was just, "look up". Bungie had too much fun with this and honestly, I respect them for that.
Me and my boyfriend 2 manned this dungeon blind with no idea what it involved, working everything out ourselves and it took nearly 4 hours to complete.. .. And we loved every second of it! The ogre and boss took about 5 phases as our loadouts werent exactly "optimal" as Datto Jr. would say lol But we took our time, used fun loadouts and loved every second of it! 😁
i also went in blind with my boyfriend and his friend and it was so much fun. we have always just watched videos for things like that but decided to figure it out ourselves. took us an hour and a half cuz we kept dying to the small traps 😂
That barrel that rolls down the ramp wiped my team the first time we did it. We got so excited that we forgot the whole dungeon was full of traps up to that point 😂
@@bennygerow I think they're saying because the loot cave was a D1 meme (tons of engrams) that they made into the main dungeon mechanic. While having some dialogue literally say "the loot cave."
Buddy and I went in blind to this dungeon. I missed the first bit he did on his own and joined for trap time. Took us at least 4 hours and we finished on our decidedly final attempt at the final boss that day.
As someone who has solo flawlessed every other dungeon 5+ times and this one once (havent tried more than that yet), just remember... even if you die during the encounter but can still complete it, you can do it without dying. Even a failed FULL flawless run is a completed flawless encounter.
@@ShadowNova300 it just sucks with the time commitment. And because this one has a wipe mechanic, you can get to the sparrow part playing it safe but once you get there its super easy to screw up.
That overlay of Aztecross on Shaw was GOLD. My entire fire team had the same response when we realized what the servitor bombs were for and ALL of us were yelling when it basically rockets itself into the shield.
As someone who optimizes everything, I really respect how you just use whatever you want. Forerunner and darkest before? Don’t mind if I do. Stasis warlock instead of well with lunafaction for DPS, yes please. It’s truly awesome!
Literally the same run as my mates. 🤣🤣. I love these videos and this dungeon was a perfect way to start the anniversary stuff for people who ran it without watching videos the first time. 💚
That Cross edit on Shaw Han was absolutely godly
Nvm, every bit of editing in this is spot on 😂
the datto turrets made me laugh more than it should have
I was about to make this comment
I came here to say the exact same thing. Every time I la-ma-oed so hard.
I fucking lost it, like, entirely
This might be my favorite thing ever!
I mean, DPS. Am I right
"Music is off"
30 seconds into the video and you've already made the worst possible mistake, this dungeon has a banger soundtrack
The music is actually such a big part of it. Gave me goosebumps the first time.
Classic jez, ruining the best parts for himself
Reminds me of his last wish run.
Exactly what i thought when they went into the mines section on foot and were confused
Yeah they brought back the D1 trumpet and everything.
Fun Fact: The boss shank at the end is name R-M80, which I think is to be played on the phrase “arrr, matey” playing on the pirate theme of the dungeon
Not gonna lie I read it as Rambo and now I feel extra stupid
My friends and I just call him Rambo
The cluelessness of everybody trying to figure this out makes it so good lmao
We actually got a Jez video on something new that wasn't a month after it came out, crazy
He wanted da Ghorn
Agreed
Moment of silence for Jez not collecting the thing at the end
This entire dungeon is "just look up" and it took me too long to figure it out.
Gamers don't look up
@@rathalosa3952 bingo.
I was doing this day one with my friends and we literally were stuck for 10 minutes because we didn’t look up
Telling a gamer to look up is the equivalent of asking someone to look into the eyes of god.
(Honestly I got lucky that I like to look up in the EDZ because I love the sky at night)
My Day One team and I just, I kept joking that this was "Three Idiots Try to Play Video Games", because we felt so stupid every time we assumed that something was a complicated af mechanic and instead, it was just, "look up".
Bungie had too much fun with this and honestly, I respect them for that.
Me and my boyfriend 2 manned this dungeon blind with no idea what it involved, working everything out ourselves and it took nearly 4 hours to complete..
..
And we loved every second of it!
The ogre and boss took about 5 phases as our loadouts werent exactly "optimal" as Datto Jr. would say lol
But we took our time, used fun loadouts and loved every second of it! 😁
i also went in blind with my boyfriend and his friend and it was so much fun. we have always just watched videos for things like that but decided to figure it out ourselves. took us an hour and a half cuz we kept dying to the small traps 😂
Holy shit he actually did the dungeon in the season!
I'm actually suprised he brought this out the first week.
I'd like to take this moment to point out that the Tracer Shank is named: "R-M80"
I don't get it
@@insertsomethingfuni2617 talk like a pirate
@@insertsomethingfuni2617 R-M80 = Argh Matey.
And the ogres name is basically piracy (with some extra letters)
@@driochor Or Fry Ya (with his eyebeam)
Imagine bullying people cause they didn’t buy the toothpaste ornament.
Can I say, they did GoA so well, hands down one of my favorite dungeons.
Datto Jr is the most genius addition ever to anything.
That barrel that rolls down the ramp wiped my team the first time we did it. We got so excited that we forgot the whole dungeon was full of traps up to that point 😂
Datto Jr was incredible, love the little toxic boi xD
I can’t. Any time the “YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH” sound is used, it’s like full send into a wheezing mess from laughing too hard. 😂😂😂😂
When Jez said «oh thank god you didn’t get a godroll» for the Eyasluna drop, I’m literally like «that’s the PVE GODROLL YOU FAHK OMG I WANT IT»
"Didnt get god roll" outlaw/headstone is literally my god roll lmao
I look forward to always the Datto Jr. parts. They make every day a better day.
Had to explain to my wife why Datto Jr. Made me laugh unexpectedly in a weird way. Absolute mad lad.
I want to see Datto's reaction to that
Whatever the reaction is, it's not gonna be as good as the roasts from the others
That was a really fun video.
I need mini datto more often.
Your friends were hilarious, please brings them more often.
Actually sad that they didn’t realise the shank’s name in the boss room is “R-M80”. Probably the best name for an enemy in this entire franchise.
Kashynn pryzzus the treasure ogre from dares would disagree (Cash and prizes)
@@liamwalsh5010 man Bungo really went wild with names in this event KEKW
Loved the Aztecross Cameo at the start❤️
“Outlaw, Headstone”
“Luckily you didn’t get the god roll”
*s o m e o n e d o e s n t k n o w”
He said outlaw headstone and I thought... Wait isn't that the god roll?
lol
That’s the pve god roll.
No headstone isn’t a great perk
@@seanduesenberry4519 it absolutely is
Datto Jr. is such a big brain move in these videos. It keeps getting better.
I love how Jez takes the mini sparrow into the sparrow part classic. 👌
This is just proven to me I need more Jez pve content in my life
Strictly because
of Datto Jr.
han shaw litterally looks like an imperiel guard from oblivion
cant wait to see datto do this solo flawless
Am I hallucinating, or did Jez just make a dungeon vid for the current dungeon??
0:24 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grasp of Avarice is just a huge meme
Have you met the entire 30th anniversary event?
@@bennygerow I think they're saying because the loot cave was a D1 meme (tons of engrams) that they made into the main dungeon mechanic. While having some dialogue literally say "the loot cave."
@@ShadowNova300 precisely
1:05 that’s literally what I called it! 😂 When I first got the buff I was like “hah! Suffering from success.”
‘Dobby was gonna shoot you’ lol’d so good.
LMAO, I didn't want this to end, best video of the year imo, THANK YOUUUU
Buddy and I went in blind to this dungeon. I missed the first bit he did on his own and joined for trap time. Took us at least 4 hours and we finished on our decidedly final attempt at the final boss that day.
watching jez fail every sing jump by a hair and STILL not switch to solar for Icarus dash is torture. And im here for it.
The fact he has music off when this dungeons music goes SO HARD
Pve Jez is peak jez
The dreg bit with the House of Elves had me dying 😂
Almost managed to solo this blind, gonna try go for the flawless triumph
Good luck!
As someone who has solo flawlessed every other dungeon 5+ times and this one once (havent tried more than that yet), just remember... even if you die during the encounter but can still complete it, you can do it without dying. Even a failed FULL flawless run is a completed flawless encounter.
@@ShadowNova300 it just sucks with the time commitment. And because this one has a wipe mechanic, you can get to the sparrow part playing it safe but once you get there its super easy to screw up.
@@ShadowNova300 I just got an aneurysm tryna read what you wrote
@@lerosallyn9279 Not surprising. I had an aneurysm trying to figure how to word it tbh...
The donkey king country music man gotta admire people who appreciate the classics
That overlay of Aztecross on Shaw was GOLD.
My entire fire team had the same response when we realized what the servitor bombs were for and ALL of us were yelling when it basically rockets itself into the shield.
Rusted Gangplank is just the pirate equivalent of Dusty Front Pipe.
That cut to cross had me frikken dying!!!!
Finally!!! I've avoided all content from the dungeon from other content creators waiting for THIS video. Yes!!!!!
Ah yes, name a more iconic duo than Jez and trying to find the launch node! LOVE IT
Papa cross edits might be the best thing ever.
Besides tip touching of course. All good teamwork is descended from touching tips.
This might be the timeliest Jez video of all time
Outlaw headstone IS the PvE god roll WTF
Most people: video games don’t teach anything.
Everyone one else in the room: we do puzzle solving, math, teamwork, etc…
Th3Jez:
Couldn't help but think about this video after finding the Forerunner ornament in the Eververde store this week 💸 🤣 Solid argument from Aintpro!
Someone probably - Soooo... Bungie, how many traps and trolls do you want in the new dungeon?
Bungie - *Inhales* yes
MASTER’S GIVEN DOBBY A SHOCK RIFLE!
okay. the Datto jr. turret is the BEST thing in the whole wide history of things!! thank you. amen, lol
As someone who optimizes everything, I really respect how you just use whatever you want. Forerunner and darkest before? Don’t mind if I do. Stasis warlock instead of well with lunafaction for DPS, yes please. It’s truly awesome!
Omg I just noticed the boss is wearing the Taniks cloaks 🤣
Jez: Whats up aztecross what do you got for me
Aztecross: YYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I love these three 😂😂🤌🤌 more content with these two & Jez ❤
Glad im not the only one that sent my freinds with the servitors to keep them company company as they broke the sheild :)
Oooh I thought I'd have to wait till next Christmas for this, happy day
Thanks for this I love your content. You have such a good talent keep up the great work!
Me over here asking Shaw Han for his hand in marriage.
And yes, the sparrow part is the part that I hate the most but can solo in like 5 tries.
Master has given Dobby a Wolfpack round
Finally classic jez content!!!
You haven’t had anything this funny since the launch of jf d2
First it was sird, now aztecross lol
this came out much sooner than i expected.
SirD with the funny 1000YardSale video and Jez with the wholesome fwiends and fam funny video. My week got yeeted off pretty well I must cunfezz!!
Waking up to a jez video is like winning the lottery
Couldn't stop laughing on this one, between Datto Jr and Shaw Han I was dying.
“Don’t kink shame me, I like what I like!” 😂
Holy shit, I didn't realize that guy looks like Aztecross until now. I can never unsee that now.
Datto Jr is the greatest edit in any video ever
Did this one blind with 1 friend and was a little confused when it changed from trap rooms to pirate tales with Rambo the sniper shank.
Literally the same run as my mates. 🤣🤣. I love these videos and this dungeon was a perfect way to start the anniversary stuff for people who ran it without watching videos the first time. 💚
I was the guinea pig in my first run.
I just haphazardly ran into everything to make sure it was safe
Something to note about vehicle size, that truck is tiny, even taking into consideration that Guardians average more around the 6ft range.
The Cross edit had me rolling
A jez video so soon after content release? The holidays are closer than I thought.
7:09 you'd have 1 dollar Jez
Id like to point out that 3 Jez videos in the same month means the world is ending
The eulogy: "Jez died as he lived his life: aggressively provoking his environment"
Wow I was expecting this video one year after it released
The datto turret is amazing 😂😂🤣😂💀🤣😂💀
Watching people blind run this dungeon and fall for every trap is a drug I’m proud to be addicted to
Ooooh I’ve been waiting for this! It’s as good as I was anticipating!!!
Datto Jr 😆.. Love aztecross as Shaw
what? content from this year, heck, even this very week? im impressed
Jez making everything look AWESOME and being hilarious
Yay i was noticed
I had an actual exotic engram drop during the ogre fight and i have never questioned an engram more in my entire destiny life
no epic boss music and didnt notice the arrr matey shank name at the end, 8/10 jez
Aztecross edit was really good
Shaw Han is the Preston Garvey of Destiny 2
god the chemistry is so good
THE DATTO TURRETS!!!!! I can’t
Jez has too waaaay too much fun with euphemisms
Damn expected to get this in another 6 months nice
Datto junior moments are life
0:24
Aztecross: *YAAAAHHH!!!*
My favorite thing about this dungeon, accidentally murdering my friends with the various death traps. Regardless my favorite dungeon to date.
Somebody at Bungie really likes Takeshi's Castle or something