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She can talk like a politician. Talk for hours without actually saying a thing if you're actively listening. But on a more serious note, I dated someone who didn't believe in the dinosaurs. Even with all the evidence in front of her, still didn't believe it.
@@manticboy9 usually the only people who do that are the assholes that came during rush, high asf, just to bother you for a little bit. Unfortunately, I don’t think this woman is on any kind of drugs and this is just the way she is
my friend kept bugging me about making historically accurate plate armor for a Ren Faire. I told him he'd be lucky if I didn't show up in leather pants and a bondage harness.
“Whaten dey speaking? How wuude! Well, mesa more of a deep thinker. Howsa yousa creatin’ life? Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!” Hahahaha I just googled Jar Jars best quotes and put a handful togethers! Turned out wayy better that it should have!! 😂😂😂
Her questions can easily be answered: we have mummified dinosaurs too. Some specimens have preserved feathers, skin imprints, and even pigments in the rock. We also have a fully mummified edmonotosaurus hoof.
How fossils are made: dinosaur die. Bone is burried super quick. Oxygen cant reach them so slower decomposition. Minerals form a fossil around them. How we find dinosaur skin: we don’t actually know the skin of dinosaurs other than a triceratops. Idk a lot about dinosaur skin but i know that we don’t know the exact skin of dinosaurs. Size estimates: they use the existing fossils to determine what type of dinosaur it is or how it looked like. They then make the idea of how dinosaur looks like and they use the fossil to determine size. Dinosaur sounds: the closest thing to a actual dinosaur sound we got is the sound of a parasaurolophus. Is what i said all correct: probably not but that’s my dinosaur knowledge about dinosaur knowledge.
“How do you know what the skin of a pterodactyl looked like?” We don’t, we just go off of reptiles “How do you know what it sounded like?” WE DON’T, we just assume
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Truest sentence ever said
Lol ray roast me
She is the embodiment of the phrase: “The lights are on but it seems nobody’s home.”
- BUt MaYBeA TheRe NOt In!!
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Dude thats suger😂😂😂
A great British phrase
@@Gblonkers American South actually. We have a lot of passive aggressive phrases.
She must regularly complain about no toast being sold at the grocery store and only bread.
LOL
This is clever.
😂 BIMBO actually sells packaged toast.
She's the type of person where if you can't see it, it doesn't exist
I can't believe it's not butter 😂
That woman has two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place
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LOL 😂😂😂
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they are fighting for the participation trophy
Bro she is blonde that explains
She’s the reason shampoo has instructions
Fr
Fr
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She’s the type of girl to ask what your sign is and then sigh dramatically when you tell her
More accurately the hard-core Christian type. BTW, she's been a speaker for PragerU
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She would ask for your sign and say of course you would believe that Devil stuff.
@@lukebrainmanMakes a lot of sense now
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She's the kind of person to open the submarine door for fresh air
😂😂😂
Fine by me if she drowns.
"Water isn't real. Its just something a bunch of nerds constructed to distract us from playing with flying fish."
😂😂😂😂
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she really be taking the "blonde are dumb" seriously 🤣
Blondes are dumb was a myth founded by Jewish because of the Nazid liking blonde blue eyed girls
I didn’t wanna say this but it’s to real
she the most smooth brained person ever
She's saying a lot of words, but saying a whole lotta nothing.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
She can talk like a politician. Talk for hours without actually saying a thing if you're actively listening. But on a more serious note, I dated someone who didn't believe in the dinosaurs. Even with all the evidence in front of her, still didn't believe it.
@@YamchaCanDoBettr Sorry,that you Had to Go through this
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
I feel sorry for the chap who gets caught in her trap of marriage. Poor guy.
she's the kind of person that would give braille to a deaf person
😂
she's the type of person to use sign languange to a blind person
She's the type to give drugs to homeless people
She’s the type to order a whopper from McDonald’s
@@manticboy9 usually the only people who do that are the assholes that came during rush, high asf, just to bother you for a little bit. Unfortunately, I don’t think this woman is on any kind of drugs and this is just the way she is
She thinks dinosaurs aren't real? She probably thinks fossils are just nature's way of trolling archaeologists
We don't know the skin snd sounds of dinosaurs, we hypothesize them.
She’s the kind of person who would tell someone to get therapy during the Great Depression
How can depression be great? 🤔
@@suhtangwong great has alot of meanings
Omg I'm dying 😂
@@Fake5ape capitalism moment
@@snorkley_ r/woosh
She's the type of girl to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
I'm really surprised that nobody has replied yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 💀
bro, she would drinl an unbought, labled drink at the shop just to find out what it is
THIS 😭
Fr
haha😂😂😂
She peaked in high school
She is the type of person who saves a fish from drowning.
she’s probably the only one in the world to fail a captcha
I failed captcha, especially the one where they make it difficult to distinguish between capital and smaller letter alphabet
Those are actually hard sometimes
me when i failed to tick that one square containing traffic light's 1 pixel...
steam's app one is completely broken tho 💀 i had to open it on google after failing it for around 30 minutes being absolutely pissed
Science Brittney
Next she's gonna tell us that the middle ages were some weird fetish ☠️
@@buryurhedinthesbawls exactly :)
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my friend kept bugging me about making historically accurate plate armor for a Ren Faire. I told him he'd be lucky if I didn't show up in leather pants and a bondage harness.
@@ZebraLuv bruh 😂
@@zacharychoqi135 wooosh
The worst thing is she was talking about pterodactyl as a example when its not even a dinosaur 💀
you discovered philosophical skepticism
She is the type of person who would study for a drug test
And fail it
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And a blood test
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You meant a life test
She’s the reason that shampoo bottles have instructions
@@Tom_And_Ellis comman sense
@@Tom_And_Ellisusing your head ?
@@Tom_And_Ellis The warning label and the instructions are two different things buddy.
She's the reason why tap water has a choking hazard
😂😂😂😂
SHES TYPE OF PERSON TO SAY THAT SUN IS JUST GIANT LAMP
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Had to say pterodactyl. THAT'S NOT A DINOSAUR
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Exactly
W
Thank you for getting this out for me, my mind is at peace 😌
She's the kind of girl who gets upset that the deaf people don't listen to her
100th like lest go
100%
525 like lesssss goooooooooooooooooo
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999 likes.. let's fix that
She’s the kind of person to say “konnichiwa” to an Indian guy at a Mexican restaurant
@@RiseGameOnYT That your Indian
IIII want to be ninjahhh🥷
@@RiseGameOnYTgreetings in Japanese
lol
@@Gorgosauruslibra so what's Arigato?
Ma'am, "nerds" evolved technology🤓
Tell me that you peaked in high school without telling me that you peaked in high school
“The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent”- Qui Gon Jinn
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Wise words
“Whaten dey speaking? How wuude! Well, mesa more of a deep thinker. Howsa yousa creatin’ life?
Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!”
Hahahaha I just googled Jar Jars best quotes and put a handful togethers! Turned out wayy better that it should have!! 😂😂😂
And Stephen hawking proved that.
Truer words were never spoken
She’s one of the only human beings capable of failing a survey
There's way more of her around, they just don't have a platform
@@andrefloresca1324 SHHHH!!! Don't give them anymore ideas?
@@lowkeyimloki8741shhhh
A new insult has been unlocked
Solid. 😂
That's why "Little knowledge is very very dangerous " 😅
She is the type of person to tell squirrel not to wear fur
she’s the reason peanut butter needs to say ‘contains peanuts’
😂😂😂😂
😭
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Tf 😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂
That girl must be complaining about how a restaurant has water in a glass and not a bottle
Her questions can easily be answered: we have mummified dinosaurs too. Some specimens have preserved feathers, skin imprints, and even pigments in the rock. We also have a fully mummified edmonotosaurus hoof.
she really just called paleontologists “a bunch of nerds” 💀
I don't think they really care tho.
She isn't a dinosaur.
well I mean, they kind of are...
They kinda or are.
But that also means that i would believe THEM more in nerdy stuff than i would believe her stupid ass.
Yes WE are! 😅
@@Rahul_Sastry 😂😂😂
She’s one of the only human beings capable of failing an IQ test
LMAOOO
if you consider
and failing a survey
Legit 90% of all Americans would fail no doubt
How do you fail a survey
She said this with such confidence lol😂
The way she just says "hOW doO yoU knoOooOoOoW 💅💅💅"
She is the kind of person who asks her pizza to be cut in to 8 pieces because 12 pieces are too much food for her
I laughed probably too much.
This is Gold
😂😂😂😂
Tru
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She's the kind of person that would think air doesn't exist because she can't see it.
😂😂😂😂
Perfect example 👌
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Fr
Shes flat earther probably too
You just can't help some people! She really said dinosaurs didn't exist😂😂😂
"I don't understand it, so it never existed"
As soon as she said “I think it’s a bunch of nerds…” I knew she peaked in the high school she barely finished.
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Like do you know what to call them? There literally paleontologists 😂😂
Peaked
@@wuphatlizar2541 try with "paleontologists" then
Peaked
She's the type of person to drink water and then lick her fingers
Nah she the one to drink water and say "but water doesn't exists"
😂😂
LMAO
People do that?
Man, she’s that one kind who could taste the colour of water and say “dreams are wet”
How fossils are made: dinosaur die. Bone is burried super quick. Oxygen cant reach them so slower decomposition. Minerals form a fossil around them.
How we find dinosaur skin: we don’t actually know the skin of dinosaurs other than a triceratops. Idk a lot about dinosaur skin but i know that we don’t know the exact skin of dinosaurs.
Size estimates: they use the existing fossils to determine what type of dinosaur it is or how it looked like. They then make the idea of how dinosaur looks like and they use the fossil to determine size.
Dinosaur sounds: the closest thing to a actual dinosaur sound we got is the sound of a parasaurolophus.
Is what i said all correct: probably not but that’s my dinosaur knowledge about dinosaur knowledge.
She fits the blonde girl stereotype so well 😭
She's the kind of person that would study to get an A+ on a blood test.
😂 this is peobably the best one lmao
best one😂
the problem is she doesnt study
Bruh 💀 🤣🤣🤣
She’s the kind of person to take all the drugs to study for a drug test
She's the kinda person to tell a deaf person to listen closely.
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Shes the reaspn why every CPU cooler has a warning sticker on the bottom 💀
She is just yapping 💀 her brain is in her keel 💀
honestly she really thinks that some company is faking this 💀
Look up Answers In Genesis, or Kent Hovind.
It's not just her.
@@jaegrant6441Are you legitimately saying that dinosaurs didn’t exist?
@@Resolver101no, they're saying it's not uncommon for people to believe dinosaurs didn't exist.
XDDDDD
@@jaegrant6441 Not-A-Doctor Kent Hovind
Next shes gonna say that a potato is a rock 😂
She is the reason why shampoo has instructions
Shes the type of girl to say “If the sun is hot, why cant we just go at nighttime?”
She's the "I don't understand it, so that means it's not real" doofus you see all the time online.
I don't understand her, so that means she's not real.
@@theantagonist801 that would be nice
Oh, so math isn't real then. And who tf is this Albert Einstein nerd everybody is talking about???
Half of Americans be like:
Flat earthers:
- enters the room
- says dinossaurs dont exist
- refuses to elaborate further
- leaves
Well her parents doesn't exist either
She just wants the pokimane notoriety and Alinity bank account.
@@learyt9665 How do _you_ know that? Huh? Are you part of the cONsPiRAcY?
so is that what u do all day?
@@learyt9665you cannot be making fatherless jokes when you play genshin 💀
“How do you know what the skin of a pterodactyl looked like?”
We don’t, we just go off of reptiles
“How do you know what it sounded like?”
WE DON’T, we just assume
She’s the type of person to park in the disabled area because her car is damaged 💀
Her logic was like:
- Have you seen your brain?
- No
- So it doesn’t exist
Hers dont exist either
@@gameboy-hi1tgayoooo
Pretty is useless when you dont have a brain
So her dad doesn't exist
@@The-Greek-Zeusyoooooooo
She's the "if your homeless, then just buy a home" girl's sister.
Faxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeap, that’s exactly who she is, you nailed it.
Last time someone said that, they were chucked into the guillotine
@@Luna_lotus. fax
@@Luna_lotus. french revolution?
She's the reason that power rangers says they're colors
She is the type of girl who studies for corona test 💀😭
😂😂😂
And still fail
She is the reason shampoo bottles has to write "not for consumption".
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lol
So ya never considered that maybe just maybe… Dinosaurs had feathers??? 😅
@@RecapRicono?
Bro what matpat's sister doing💀😂
She's a type of person to invade Hawaii using a bowl💀
She's the type of person to cancel a doctors appointment because she's sick
the creativity of these insults is NEXT LEVEL
😂😂😂😂
lmao
This is the best insult I’ve heard in awhile 🤣
to be honest that sounds like something she would do 😂
"It doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of nerds who made up a fantasy world" is the most dudebro sentence I've ever heard
Im convinced this girl is a creationist. There's no other explanation
"australia doesn't exist its just brits inventing a fantasy land that they think is hunky dory "
School doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of nerds making a fantasy world to deal with being a nerd.
@@christosdoesthingsathiests have people that are dumber than a rock
@@christosdoesthingsEven creationists believe in dinosaurs
She's the type to not tell the difference between the color orange and the fruit
"how do you know Neptune exists if you haven't seen it with the naked eye?"
She is the kind of person to open a transparent glass door to see what's behind it
HELP
@@cvntsugi WHAT DO YA NEED HELP WITH!??
Yo my dads nickname is shuvo
Senseless😂
Fr lol
Shes the kind of person to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper
Yo mama jokez
@@Sakul_Cool Monke gets it
@@vikiviki6422 monke
@@Sakul_Cool balon
She's the kind of person to make an appointment with Dr. Dre
typa person to say " Hey, who put the lights out?"
when she cant see
You're technically saying my neighbor don't exist
She's the type of person to fail a survey 💀💀
"A" survey? As in singular? Nah bro, she'd fail all of them. 💀
@@brobunnilmao
She definitely likes Taylor Swift
Nah... How does she know her braincells still working
Shes the type of person to go to a foreign country and speak slower to the locals so they can understand her
Yeah
Or yell when they still don't understand because if you speak louder in a language they still don't speak it surely helps.
She’s the type of person to go to a zoo, see an animal and say “that’s a person in a costume”
She’s the type of person to say the earth is a triangle 😂
She the type of person who use Can opener on a Pringles
She's the type of person that will say. How do you know air exist if no one can see it🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
They look into what kinda vocals they would have in order to get the sound
She’s the kind of person who ditched school and didn’t think it mattered
She is the kind of person to give hearing aids to a blind person.
Like just teach them sign language it’s that simple
@@FishmanBiscuit But blind people can't see.
She's the kind of person to do sign language to a blind person
Edit: Holy Moly Guacamole!, I never got so much likes in my life!
nah, its braile for a deaf person.
@@ericolens3nah, its colourblind glasses to a mute person
@@alexandramaganinholovescats nah, it's wheelchair for arm fractured people
@@ujwalakadam9940
Nah, it's hearing aids for a cripple
"Big dinosaur" 😂😂😂
We have proof that they did exist. But we don't have proof that they didn't.
she's the type of person to think chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows
Yeah she is
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, do not bring Milkas into this !!! ... 🤣🤣🤣
@DarthShibbyflat earth community 🙇
@DarthShibbyproof?
She’s the kinda person who brings firewood to the pool party
I could see her doing that lol
lol
Ima start using that immediately!
She went dumb question 💀
Wait until she sees a fossil, that is so perfectly preserved. It still has THE SKIN AND SCALES INTACT
she's the kind of person to give sign language to a blind person
Lol
She the type of person to to yell at both blind and deaf people
@@helloimrhyana6872 and flip them off too (for blindness)
She would literally cancel a doctors appointment because she feels Ill
Bro 💀💀💀
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sadly these people exist and whats worse is I know them.
@@ericolens3 oh goddamn bro!
How do you tolerate them?
You should in some cases
She went a total brainless mode
This woman is the only person capable of claming that mayonnaise is an instrument.
She's the type of person to tell a deaf person that a blind person is staring at him
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Deaf person is not blind he can see who’s staring at him
@@PUADHI_NATIONhe cannot even hear how is bro gonna understand💀
@@PUADHI_NATION she it speaking to a person that can’t here.
Help 😭😭😭
She really thought she was doing something. 💀💀
Oh, she was doing something...
Something stupid.
She doing something alright....
Showing her idiocy
😂
Im 100% sure that she thinks earth is flat and she belives in conspiracy teories
Who tf let her cook 💀
She’s the type of person to cancel a doctors appointment because she’s sick
😂
😅😂
Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs
She's the kind of person who will bring 18 people to a 18+ movie
Edit: Thanks for 1K guys😭😭😭
😂😂😂😅
😂😂😂🤣
lol
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19 would be funnier 😂
That’s like saying king Henry didn’t exist because we didn’t know what he sounded like😂