You know what else shouldn't be anywhere near a microphone? My cartoon band Your Favorite Martian, who has a NEW SONG OUT NOW. The music video is out now too: ruclips.net/video/62YPbpEoqYc/видео.html🔥🔥
@@manticboy9 usually the only people who do that are the assholes that came during rush, high asf, just to bother you for a little bit. Unfortunately, I don’t think this woman is on any kind of drugs and this is just the way she is
She can talk like a politician. Talk for hours without actually saying a thing if you're actively listening. But on a more serious note, I dated someone who didn't believe in the dinosaurs. Even with all the evidence in front of her, still didn't believe it.
“Whaten dey speaking? How wuude! Well, mesa more of a deep thinker. Howsa yousa creatin’ life? Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!” Hahahaha I just googled Jar Jars best quotes and put a handful togethers! Turned out wayy better that it should have!! 😂😂😂
my friend kept bugging me about making historically accurate plate armor for a Ren Faire. I told him he'd be lucky if I didn't show up in leather pants and a bondage harness.
Most people who say they have anxiety aren't really anxious and are just going with the flow on social media rn. "just don't be anxious" would probably work in this situation lol
Being able to breathe underwater doesn't make you immune to drowning. Drowning is mostly a result of water currents underneath the sea surface, gravity and water pressure. Different fishes are designed to live under different sea levels.
We don’t know what the skin of a pterosaur was like, but we have found skin impressions and feathers (including those from pterosaurs) from plenty of species. I’m so glad she’s being called out because she seems way to confident.
honestly i always wondered how we filled in the gaps with the skin and scales and body distributon and whatever but i chalked it up to its either media interpretation or a scientific discovery that would go way over my head but certainly not thinking the whole premise is false LMAO
Like plus the Scientists that are studying these dinosaurs never claimed that they actually sound or looked like that , these are just speculations of how they sounded like and we are still studying it😅❤
You know what else shouldn't be anywhere near a microphone? My cartoon band Your Favorite Martian, who has a NEW SONG OUT NOW. The music video is out now too: ruclips.net/video/62YPbpEoqYc/видео.html🔥🔥
Hi ray that song is fire
Ok
Bet
Truest sentence ever said
Lol ray roast me
She is the embodiment of the phrase: “The lights are on but it seems nobody’s home.”
- BUt MaYBeA TheRe NOt In!!
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Dude thats suger😂😂😂
A great British phrase
@@Gblonkers American South actually. We have a lot of passive aggressive phrases.
She’s the kind of person who would tell someone to get therapy during the Great Depression
@@suhtangwong great has alot of meanings
Omg I'm dying 😂
@@Fake5ape capitalism moment
Lol For Realll 😂😂😂😂😂
@@suhtangwongGreat comes from Germanic meaning "big"
She’s the type of girl to ask what your sign is and then sigh dramatically when you tell her
More accurately the hard-core Christian type. BTW, she's been a speaker for PragerU
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She would ask for your sign and say of course you would believe that Devil stuff.
@@lukebrainmanMakes a lot of sense now
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“Dinosaurs never existed”
Birds: 👁️🔻👁️
Actually Birds aren't dinosaurs they're just their descendants from them☝️🤓
@@mouaadwdh4767okay but like birds are actually dinosaurs and aren’t just their descendants
@@mouaadwdh4767 Birds are also called "Avian Dinosaurs"
@@mouaadwdh4767No birds are classified as avian theropod dinosaurs so yes they are dinosaurs.
@@GuyOfTheSillyVariety I'm just kidding I know they're dinosaurs
She's the type of girl to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
I'm really surprised that nobody has replied yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 💀
bro, she would drinl an unbought, labled drink at the shop just to find out what it is
THIS 😭
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haha😂😂😂
she's the kind of person that would give braille to a deaf person
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she's the type of person to use sign languange to a blind person
She's the type to give drugs to homeless people
She’s the type to order a whopper from McDonald’s
@@manticboy9 usually the only people who do that are the assholes that came during rush, high asf, just to bother you for a little bit. Unfortunately, I don’t think this woman is on any kind of drugs and this is just the way she is
Her school should give her parents a refund
Dinosaur train 🚃🚂
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She identifies as the town bicycle
NO WAY T-T
Yep😂
She's the kind of girl who gets upset that the deaf people don't listen to her
100th like lest go
100%
525 like lesssss goooooooooooooooooo
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999 likes.. let's fix that
She's the kind of person to open the submarine door for fresh air
😂😂😂
Fine by me if she drowns.
"Water isn't real. Its just something a bunch of nerds constructed to distract us from playing with flying fish."
😂😂😂😂
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She's saying a lot of words, but saying a whole lotta nothing.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
She can talk like a politician. Talk for hours without actually saying a thing if you're actively listening. But on a more serious note, I dated someone who didn't believe in the dinosaurs. Even with all the evidence in front of her, still didn't believe it.
@@YamchaCanDoBettr Sorry,that you Had to Go through this
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
I feel sorry for the chap who gets caught in her trap of marriage. Poor guy.
Bro called pteranodon a dinosaur thats enough to understan what she actually is
And even worse, she called it a “Pterodactyl” 😭
She is the type of girl who buys fresh water fish from the pet store and releases them into the sea and films it for a wholesome tik tok
And then the fish die in salt water
@@chaos299909 Some species of fish are freshwater so someone with a brain can tell
@@chaos299909 I think it's the basics of buying a fish... how do you not do research when getting a new pet
@@CmdDeathpretty sure he was mocking the girl in the video
@@nickeni3050i think he was mocking the girl
She’s the reason that shampoo bottles have instructions
@@Tom_And_Ellis comman sense
@@Tom_And_Ellis The warning label and the instructions are two different things buddy.
She's the reason why tap water has a choking hazard
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Perhaps it's time to take the instructions and warnings off of products and let The Darwin Awards begin...
she’s probably the only one in the world to fail a captcha
I failed captcha, especially the one where they make it difficult to distinguish between capital and smaller letter alphabet
Those are actually hard sometimes
me when i failed to tick that one square containing traffic light's 1 pixel...
steam's app one is completely broken tho 💀 i had to open it on google after failing it for around 30 minutes being absolutely pissed
Science Brittney
What dinosaurs sounded can be recreated by their anatomical features ,partly how they look also by a proportions.
She’s one of the only human beings capable of failing a survey
There's way more of her around, they just don't have a platform
@@andrefloresca1324 SHHHH!!! Don't give them anymore ideas?
@@lowkeyimloki8741shhhh
A new insult has been unlocked
Solid. 😂
She is the reason shampoo bottles has to write "not for consumption".
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lol
So ya never considered that maybe just maybe… Dinosaurs had feathers??? 😅
@@RecapRicono?
"It doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of nerds who made up a fantasy world" is the most dudebro sentence I've ever heard
Im convinced this girl is a creationist. There's no other explanation
"australia doesn't exist its just brits inventing a fantasy land that they think is hunky dory "
School doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of nerds making a fantasy world to deal with being a nerd.
@@christosdoesthingsathiests have people that are dumber than a rock
The irony of creationists talking about living in a fantasy.
“ a bunch of nerds constructing this fantasy”-Person with Chick-fil-A sauce packet microphone
She’s the kind of person to say “konnichiwa” to an Indian guy at a Mexican restaurant
@@RiseGameOnYT That your Indian
IIII want to be ninjahhh🥷
@@RiseGameOnYTgreetings in Japanese
lol
@@Gorgosauruslibra so what's Arigato?
She is the kind of person who would use sign language to communicate with a blind person.
She the kind of person who thinks sign language is astrology
You think this woman would learn sign language?
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Exactly-
She's the kinda person to tell a deaf person to listen closely.
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Saying dinosaurs never existed is like saying the whole animal kingdom doesn't existed
If dinosaurs are a fantasy you got to be really creative to come up with half the stuff they've dug up 😂😂
@@RforRexso do you believe they exist
And it was because of the dinosaurs that we learned about lifeforms that existed before and after their time.
As soon as she said “I think it’s a bunch of nerds…” I knew she peaked in the high school she barely finished.
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Like do you know what to call them? There literally paleontologists 😂😂
Peaked
@@wuphatlizar2541 try with "paleontologists" then
Peaked
she’s the reason peanut butter needs to say ‘contains peanuts’
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Tf 😂😂💀
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“The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent”- Qui Gon Jinn
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Wise words
“Whaten dey speaking? How wuude! Well, mesa more of a deep thinker. Howsa yousa creatin’ life?
Dissen ganna be bery messy! Me no watchin!”
Hahahaha I just googled Jar Jars best quotes and put a handful togethers! Turned out wayy better that it should have!! 😂😂😂
And Stephen hawking proved that.
Truer words were never spoken
Nothing existed before cameras, that’s a well known fact
She is the type of person who would study for a drug test
And fail it
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And a blood test
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You meant a life test
She is the kind of person who asks her pizza to be cut in to 8 pieces because 12 pieces are too much food for her
I laughed probably too much.
This is Gold
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Tru
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She is the kind of person to open a transparent glass door to see what's behind it
HELP
@@cvntsugi WHAT DO YA NEED HELP WITH!??
Yo my dads nickname is shuvo
Senseless😂
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She must regularly complain about no toast being sold at the grocery store and only bread.
LOL
This is clever.
😂 BIMBO actually sells packaged toast.
She's the type of person where if you can't see it, it doesn't exist
I can't believe it's not butter 😂
as a paleontology enthusiast, "pterodactyls" is crazy to hear
She's the kind of person that would think air doesn't exist because she can't see it.
😂😂😂😂
Perfect example 👌
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Shes flat earther probably too
She's the "I don't understand it, so that means it's not real" doofus you see all the time online.
I don't understand her, so that means she's not real.
@@theantagonist801 that would be nice
Oh, so math isn't real then. And who tf is this Albert Einstein nerd everybody is talking about???
Half of Americans be like:
Flat earthers:
honestly she really thinks that some company is faking this 💀
Look up Answers In Genesis, or Kent Hovind.
It's not just her.
@@jaegrant6441Are you legitimately saying that dinosaurs didn’t exist?
@@Resolver101no, they're saying it's not uncommon for people to believe dinosaurs didn't exist.
XDDDDD
@@jaegrant6441 Not-A-Doctor Kent Hovind
No dinos, no birbs.
- enters the room
- says dinossaurs dont exist
- refuses to elaborate further
- leaves
Well her parents doesn't exist either
She just wants the pokimane notoriety and Alinity bank account.
@@learyt9665 How do _you_ know that? Huh? Are you part of the cONsPiRAcY?
so is that what u do all day?
@@learyt9665you cannot be making fatherless jokes when you play genshin 💀
She's the type of person to cancel a doctors appointment because she's sick
the creativity of these insults is NEXT LEVEL
😂😂😂😂
lmao
This is the best insult I’ve heard in awhile 🤣
to be honest that sounds like something she would do 😂
Next she's gonna tell us that the middle ages were some weird fetish ☠️
@@buryurhedinthesbawls exactly :)
😂
my friend kept bugging me about making historically accurate plate armor for a Ren Faire. I told him he'd be lucky if I didn't show up in leather pants and a bondage harness.
@@ZebraLuv bruh 😂
@@zacharychoqi135 wooosh
Her logic was like:
- Have you seen your brain?
- No
- So it doesn’t exist
Hers dont exist either
@@gameboii-x2cayoooo
Pretty is useless when you dont have a brain
So her dad doesn't exist
@@The-Greek-Zeusyoooooooo
she really just called paleontologists “a bunch of nerds” 💀
I don't think they really care tho.
She isn't a dinosaur.
well I mean, they kind of are...
They kinda or are.
But that also means that i would believe THEM more in nerdy stuff than i would believe her stupid ass.
Yes WE are! 😅
@@Rahul_Sastry 😂😂😂
She's the "if your homeless, then just buy a home" girl's sister.
Faxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeap, that’s exactly who she is, you nailed it.
Last time someone said that, they were chucked into the guillotine
@@Sweet_Cherry_Star fax
@@Sweet_Cherry_Star french revolution?
She is the type of person to open to doors in a plane to get fresh air
She’s one of the only human beings capable of failing an IQ test
LMAOOO
if you consider
and failing a survey
Legit 90% of all Americans would fail no doubt
How do you fail a survey
She's the type of person to drink water and then lick her fingers
Nah she the one to drink water and say "but water doesn't exists"
😂😂
LMAO
People do that?
Man, she’s that one kind who could taste the colour of water and say “dreams are wet”
She is the type of girl who studies for corona test 💀😭
😂😂😂
And still fail
She’s the type of person to try to open someone’s front door without knocking
She's the kind of person that would study to get an A+ on a blood test.
😂 this is peobably the best one lmao
best one😂
the problem is she doesnt study
Bruh 💀 🤣🤣🤣
She’s the kind of person to take all the drugs to study for a drug test
she's the kind of girl who just keeps trying to close a revolving door.
😂
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Shes the kind of person to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper
Yo mama jokez
@@Sakul_YT-BR Monke gets it
@@vikiviki6422 monke
@@Sakul_YT-BR balon
She's the kind of person to make an appointment with Dr. Dre
When she said pterodactyl I was ripping the hair out of my head and screaming on the inside (you’ll understand if you LOVE dinosaurs)
Pterodactyl wasnt even a dinosaur lol, i can relate, its like saying tylosaurus or sachiasaurus was a dinosaur
Shes the type of person to go to a foreign country and speak slower to the locals so they can understand her
Yeah
Or yell when they still don't understand because if you speak louder in a language they still don't speak it surely helps.
She's the type of person to speak louder to a blind person
@yogaaditama8442im pretty sure they meant what they said.
@yogaaditama8442🤡🤡
@yogaaditama8442bruh
@yogaaditama8442blind people can open their eyes just so you know
r/woooosh@yogaaditama8442
She's the type of person to tell a deaf person that a blind person is staring at him
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Deaf person is not blind he can see who’s staring at him
@@PUADHI_NATIONhe cannot even hear how is bro gonna understand💀
@@PUADHI_NATION she it speaking to a person that can’t here.
Help 😭😭😭
If she says theres no dinosuars THEN HOW IS A CHICKEN ALIVE...
She’s the type of person to say “I had a sandwich today, so global hunger doesn’t exist”
She's the epitome of "I can't hear you it's too dark in here"
Lmaooo
She's the kind of person who would congratulate the person who got diagnosed positive in a disease as they turn out to be positive...
@bodydancer ☠️
Humans are lizards. I now need a podcast
She’s the kinda person who brings firewood to the pool party
I could see her doing that lol
lol
Ima start using that immediately!
She’s the type of person to go to a zoo, see an animal and say “that’s a person in a costume”
She’s the type of person to say the earth is a triangle 😂
She the type of person who use Can opener on a Pringles
She's the type of person that will say. How do you know air exist if no one can see it🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She’s the reason spam calls are still in business
Lmfao
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Yoh ....chilll
Somebody skipped all her Science classes🫢
she's the type of person to think chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows
Yeah she is
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Hey, do not bring Milkas into this !!! ... 🤣🤣🤣
@DarthShibbyflat earth community 🙇
@DarthShibbyproof?
She's the type of person to go up to someone with anxiety and say "Just don't be anxious".
Aggressively, which in turn gives them more anxiety
-a person with an anxiety disorder
Fo sure!!!!!
@@DeadKorvoLiterally me
Most people who say they have anxiety aren't really anxious and are just going with the flow on social media rn. "just don't be anxious" would probably work in this situation lol
@@kittysoftpaws3677 yup. That happens to me too often. I also have anxiety
She's the type of girl who'd think that a fish can drown.
Technically they can if they hold their breath in and dont “breathe” under water
well technically fish CAN drown
Water in the ocean has several zones and each fish is assigned one of them. If they go into a different zone, they could drown due to water pressure.
@@subaRobi206 It's more of a suffocation than drowning
Being able to breathe underwater doesn't make you immune to drowning. Drowning is mostly a result of water currents underneath the sea surface, gravity and water pressure. Different fishes are designed to live under different sea levels.
So basically people in the future are gonna say oh humans never existed
She’s the type of person to study all night for a Covid test
Underrated
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Intelligence is chasing her but she is faster💀.
Than her dad getting the milk
Intelligence is running away from her
Her hopes are up but the syndrome is down
Lol
no no no intelligence is hiding from her
She’s the kind of person that if you tell her it’s chilly outside , she grabs a bowl
She emits cheerleader energy
🤣
*me at the first one with the female* "KAREN SHUT UP!!!"
Intelligence chases her, but she's faster
yez
her brain? never existed
@@rosearts1214😭
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@@rosearts1214nor did her sense of basic human logic
She's the kind of person to do sign language to a blind person
Edit: Holy Moly Guacamole!, I never got so much likes in my life!
nah, its braile for a deaf person.
@@ericolens3nah, its colourblind glasses to a mute person
@@alexandramaganinholovescats nah, it's wheelchair for arm fractured people
@@ujwalakadam9940
Nah, it's hearing aids for a cripple
We don’t know what the skin of a pterosaur was like, but we have found skin impressions and feathers (including those from pterosaurs) from plenty of species. I’m so glad she’s being called out because she seems way to confident.
Exactly what I was going to say!
*too
the most dangerous combination:
> stupid
> confident
> speaks loudly
@@gasun1274 and extremely self absorbed.
honestly i always wondered how we filled in the gaps with the skin and scales and body distributon and whatever but i chalked it up to its either media interpretation or a scientific discovery that would go way over my head but certainly not thinking the whole premise is false LMAO
She was "supposedly..." born out of "test tube".... 😂😂😂
She’s the type of person to tell a homeless person to just go buy a house.
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She's the type of person to say don't suicide that almost killed me
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She’s the type of person to say that something is ugly just because someone she doesn’t like likes it
She would literally cancel a doctors appointment because she feels Ill
Bro 💀💀💀
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sadly these people exist and whats worse is I know them.
@@ericolens3 oh goddamn bro!
How do you tolerate them?
You should in some cases
she's the kind of person to give sign language to a blind person
Lol
She the type of person to to yell at both blind and deaf people
@@helloimrhyana6872 and flip them off too (for blindness)
The girl that thinks pterodactyls are birds
That girl that thinks window is a door
That one girl who plays basketball inside the house with a 10 inch plastic hoop and squishy basketball
She is the type of person who will do sign language to a blind person
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She really thought she was doing something. 💀💀
Oh, she was doing something...
Something stupid.
She doing something alright....
Showing her idiocy
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Girl's the only person that fails over a "not a robot" question💀
"How do you know there is an bike somewhere in this photo?"
She is the pne who says when you have asthma she says just breath air
She's the kind of person who tells the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
No that just cruel to the wheelchair kid🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
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"I've never saw my father so he doesn't exist"
Definitely her
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She's the type of person to dig up a dinosaur bone and says, "this can't be real"
Must be an elephant
@TheOfficalBTstudiosobviously it’s a human with a condition
Thi this this cant be
No scientist ever pretended to know what a pterodactyl sounded like.
She’s the type of person to complain that her Lego set came broken
Lmao
But they do
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@DarthShibbyno it's a donut dumby
She is the reason shampoo bottles come with instructions
this ☝️
Ok so what colour was a T rex
she’s the type of person who would think your nails grow from the tips
...they dont?
@@ayoitsparkyNails and hair grow from the base and slowly push outward. Thats why dyed hair slowly gains natural color from the scalp.
@@ayoitsparky💀
@@StillActuallyCharlie crazy
I didnt even know this bruh 😭 or at least i never questioned it but now i see how theres a white and red part of the nail
The flaws of her arguments screams why they do
While she was talking, her only two brain cells were fighting for the third place
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I doubt she even has at least one
what brain cell?
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More like, 1 braincell struggles to get the 5th place
She’s the type of person that tells a cancer patient to just not get cancer.
Fax
Lmao
"A bunch of nerds", she must have peaked as a high-school mean girl.
The height of her life was probably taking backshots from the high school football team.
@@Pagemaster22193she probably dated all of the offensive players
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Yup
that's why the aliens won't invades us, they were looking for intelligent life....
Well that means they should invade us, no? Crows are intelligent life.
She’s the reason shampoo has instructions
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That woman has two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place
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LOL 😂😂😂
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they are fighting for the participation trophy
Bro she is blonde that explains
Like plus the Scientists that are studying these dinosaurs never claimed that they actually sound or looked like that , these are just speculations of how they sounded like and we are still studying it😅❤
She def that girl in all highschool movies that actually bullied "nerds"
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she looks like it too
Most of the time i feel bad for myself for being dumb
Then these people exist and I feel a lil bit better
@@tenshi9029 then your not dumb
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