I Gave BATTLE STATS to Clothes

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @ca1ebyt6
    @ca1ebyt6 2 года назад +1092

    Finally, someone who is objectively correct about everything. Something I've been trying at my whole life.

  • @nickc5110
    @nickc5110 2 года назад +699

    Guess now I'll have to throw away all my ponchos and buy myself a cloak.

  • @DatDarkDragon
    @DatDarkDragon 2 года назад +354

    bro is objectively right about everything as he knows the coolness of cloaks

  • @axolotlmaster9184
    @axolotlmaster9184 2 года назад +302

    You are objectively correct about everything.

    • @Capibapi1
      @Capibapi1 2 года назад +5

      Objectively correct

    • @MaximumEffortGuy
      @MaximumEffortGuy 2 года назад

      yes 𓅱

    • @r6fe
      @r6fe 2 года назад +3

      objectively correct

    • @icehead6789
      @icehead6789 2 года назад +2

      Objectively? In that case, I OBJECT

    • @lukemielty
      @lukemielty 2 года назад +2

      Objectively correct

  • @apaullo1387
    @apaullo1387 2 года назад +392

    You missed the category for how easily it could hide candy when going into the theatre

    • @sh00kspeared73
      @sh00kspeared73 2 года назад

      A good cloak can do this with no issues whatsoever! Cloak supremacy

    • @halwamaster
      @halwamaster 2 года назад +22

      Cloak

    • @catra1733
      @catra1733 2 года назад +3

      Fax

    • @GlitchKnight113
      @GlitchKnight113 2 года назад +21

      Cloak will win that too, not too suspicious, very stealthy, and looks fantastic while doing it

    • @cqh96
      @cqh96 2 года назад +11

      that may actually be a sub-category inside the stealth category

  • @jacemonster5
    @jacemonster5 2 года назад +391

    i cant wait for Oats to become king of the world so we can all live in his objectively correct society and wear cloaks everywhere

    • @fernadogonzalez2940
      @fernadogonzalez2940 2 года назад +38

      Hell yeah if you are part of a diferent guild/company your cloak is a diferent color

    • @The_Christian_Cavalier
      @The_Christian_Cavalier 2 года назад +7

      No

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +115

      i will rule

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna 2 года назад +31

      He already has an alphabet, number, money and time system. I think we will see an oat reign very soon

    • @elihenson8575
      @elihenson8575 2 года назад +3

      YEAH!!!!

  • @athaliciouswalton2430
    @athaliciouswalton2430 2 года назад +56

    As a frequent D&D player a love that the clock came the place it did
    Outside of a ‘magic’ sort of clock, the6 don’t do much in the game, but they look cool

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 2 года назад +10

      “They don’t do much in game”
      Both my coolness factor and being able to keep my pets warm in snow beg to differ.

    • @fernadogonzalez2940
      @fernadogonzalez2940 2 года назад +3

      In general cloaks have been the de-facto accesories for travelers and warriors since we figured out we could make them and you can put pockets in them

    • @TaismoFanBoy
      @TaismoFanBoy 2 года назад +4

      @@theradiantdehd3997 The magical cloak of billowing is a common magic item whose ONLY magical ability, is to billow dramatically whenever you want it to.

    • @athaliciouswalton2430
      @athaliciouswalton2430 2 года назад

      @@theradiantdehd3997 true
      That no one can deny

    • @athaliciouswalton2430
      @athaliciouswalton2430 2 года назад +1

      @@fernadogonzalez2940 they are still cool though XD

  • @derpboi42
    @derpboi42 2 года назад +92

    I love being educated by someone who is objectively right about everything. I will now wear a cloak for the rest of my days

  • @SirBucketing
    @SirBucketing 2 года назад +51

    You are objectively correct as always, but I feel like you left out a few factors, fashion and sun protection

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +24

      i bundled sun protection with heat, and i'd get too much heat for my fashion opinions haha

    • @winterhat7744
      @winterhat7744 2 года назад +10

      @@OatsJenkins fashion can wait, BATTLE is now

    • @rockateart9752
      @rockateart9752 Год назад

      He said sun protection.

  • @sycamorph
    @sycamorph 2 года назад +80

    He better appear in a cloak in every future video now.

  • @crazytiger6
    @crazytiger6 2 года назад +96

    You shouldn’t ignore cold in the desert, it can get very cold there at night

    • @SeffDaMeff
      @SeffDaMeff 2 года назад +34

      So? It doesn't matter. He's objectively right about everything.

    • @kylesaric3652
      @kylesaric3652 2 года назад +1

      thinking the same thing

    • @OatsJenkins
      @OatsJenkins  2 года назад +60

      battle doesn't last that long you silly goose

    • @crazytiger6
      @crazytiger6 2 года назад +16

      @@OatsJenkins man, I should have thought of that

    • @Terra_
      @Terra_ 2 года назад +6

      @@OatsJenkins that's objectively correct

  • @walkermartin5366
    @walkermartin5366 2 года назад +32

    You are objectively right about everything, you just didnt show us the multitude of battles the poncho won

  • @mattheoprannac
    @mattheoprannac 2 года назад +16

    The bonus feature at 4:30 surprised me 😂

  • @lerq0ux
    @lerq0ux 2 года назад +22

    the oats jenkins community meetup is gonna look like a cult

  • @aoshi9254
    @aoshi9254 2 года назад +4

    omfg the wii sports resort sword fight music is so awesome i had not listened to it in so long

  • @CrowingHen
    @CrowingHen 2 года назад +4

    Being objectively correct is the best kind of correct.
    One thing to consider with cloaks in hot weather is that they are AWESOME at keeping the heat out and the person cold. While doing a shoot for my cloak video during a heat wave, I was surprised by how cool it was inside the cloak compared to outside.

  • @Nexis_vr
    @Nexis_vr 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t wait for
    clothing battle 2

  • @raguiviultragamer7500
    @raguiviultragamer7500 2 года назад +12

    You are,quite literally,the most correct individual on any topic,ever

  • @itspotatotime5041
    @itspotatotime5041 Год назад +2

    I always thought that cloaks were cool. This video proved to me that cloaks are absolutely GOATED.

  • @shieldedknights1677
    @shieldedknights1677 2 года назад +8

    i feel like cape's agility should be bumped up by 0.5 because the "Woosh" factor

  • @deepthikaza4492
    @deepthikaza4492 Месяц назад +1

    5:44 Deserts get cod at night, you know.

  • @Beano__
    @Beano__ 2 года назад +11

    ive wanted a cloak for so long, now i have a reason to get one

  • @GremlinKid2922
    @GremlinKid2922 2 года назад +5

    I just love this channel honestly I’ve been scrolling not knowing what to watch but when I saw this I clicked on it immediately

  • @R.K_Chalkboard
    @R.K_Chalkboard 2 года назад +14

    Of course cloaks win. Looks badass af too.

  • @l0stmarble454
    @l0stmarble454 2 года назад +7

    Banger video as always 𓅱

  • @moophette9457
    @moophette9457 2 года назад +2

    thank you for covering this topic, very important

  • @niemand414
    @niemand414 2 года назад +9

    You forgot the most important stat: Drip🥶

    • @Fentlover1
      @Fentlover1 2 года назад +4

      The poncho is so drippy🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 2 года назад

      The hooded cloak would have won anyways

    • @Cl-2048
      @Cl-2048 2 года назад

      true

  • @SillySyrup
    @SillySyrup 2 года назад +2

    I love the fact that he used the Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Showdown music when explaining the battles.

  • @Dawn.tless.
    @Dawn.tless. 2 года назад +3

    Oats: compare these clothings in the desert climates
    Shemaghs which are designed to handle the desert exclusively: am I a joke for you?

  • @mgl5760
    @mgl5760 2 года назад +1

    There should've been a battle based around the stealth. Like a "hit and run in the shadows" battle.

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations 2 года назад +5

    I got an ad and the first thing it showed was a cloak
    RUclips is watching me

  • @technosyrup
    @technosyrup 2 года назад +2

    I've been telling people for awhile now, that cloaks are great and should be the main fashion/clothing that people wear all the time.
    This just proves it.
    Also they can have so many different styles and fashions so they aren't all the same.

  • @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage
    @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage 2 года назад +1

    As a Canadian with a hooded cloak I’ve worn it over a t-shirt and shorts in -25 degrees Celsius(that’s -13 Fahrenheit) and I felt warm, I’ve also done the opposite and was fine in +25 Celsius(+77 degrees Fahrenheit). I support its supremacy.

  • @megd7375
    @megd7375 2 года назад +1

    When this guy uploads a video, it's like an event you can't miss.

  • @LouisTim
    @LouisTim 2 года назад +1

    It’s so nice how you don’t have to think, because he’s objectively right about everything

  • @TheCarrot924
    @TheCarrot924 2 года назад +1

    Food theory, film theory, game theory, clothes theory.

  • @TeaWithSin
    @TeaWithSin 2 года назад +2

    As Oat's most loyal and dedicated subordinate, I can happily announce that I have now thrown many items of clothing out and am on my way to the nearest KMart.

  • @jumpbotstopmotion8057
    @jumpbotstopmotion8057 2 года назад +3

    a cloak goes around your whole body not just a cape with a hood. is what I thought until I watched this I learned he is objectively right about everything.

  • @Angry-Kobold
    @Angry-Kobold 2 года назад +3

    Yes, finally someone who understands cloaks are the best things in existence.

  • @zefil2864
    @zefil2864 2 года назад

    Objectively correct on everything as always. Coolness (how cool it looks), charm if you will, should've been a stat too, because if you can pull the opposite (or same) gender is essensial for converting other users to using that kind of clothing

  • @alicelewis6892
    @alicelewis6892 2 года назад +2

    These videos are going good, keep it up boy👨😄

  • @AlexTheQuestionable_36
    @AlexTheQuestionable_36 2 года назад +1

    You are objectively right about everything

  • @Misspops8
    @Misspops8 10 месяцев назад +1

    Oats: cause y’all know how much somebody changes when they take off their mask
    Me: I had a crush on someone until they took off their mask

  • @spy588
    @spy588 2 года назад

    You are objectively right at everything. No one can truthfully say otherwise. Or even say otherwise at all. You are objectively right and the words against that are physically unable to leave the mouth or be conveyed in any way.

  • @finalcountdown3210
    @finalcountdown3210 2 года назад +2

    You will find that if your battle takes place at sunset, cold will play a surprisingly major factor in the desert

  • @mCiemniecki
    @mCiemniecki 2 года назад +1

    You're hilarious. Love the content!

  • @richi3035
    @richi3035 2 года назад +1

    0:20 He knew what he was doing

  • @_Nek0_
    @_Nek0_ 2 года назад +2

    They should make a Splatfest with 3 of these

  • @stijng.6702
    @stijng.6702 2 года назад

    I demand a part 2! I've got so many unanswered questions!
    What about a bandana you wear around your neck or on your head? An ascot? A tie? A bow tie? Do we count hats? If so, there are thousands of different hats as well!
    The world needs to know!

  • @gabrielvega1713
    @gabrielvega1713 2 года назад +1

    this is the one time you've been objectively wrong. its gets very cold in the desert at night

  • @Roderuner41
    @Roderuner41 3 месяца назад

    For the first time I’ve rooted for something in a video just any video in general and it’s actually won

  • @raven-cat-lover
    @raven-cat-lover 2 года назад

    I really appreciate the Wii sports battle music in the background when he's talking about the different battles
    of course the cloak won. the battles were just to decide second place honestly, anyone who has worn a cloak knows this

  • @raiden7194
    @raiden7194 2 года назад

    bro i love how you're right about everything

  • @AverageSeaCucumber
    @AverageSeaCucumber 2 года назад +1

    I have an idea for you to redo: LENGTHS. Imperial is messed up; 12 inches in a foot?! 3 feet in a yard?! And metric isn't much better; the amount that one unit is has major preposterousness! Please create Length 2.

  • @potatogoddess4731
    @potatogoddess4731 2 года назад +3

    I'm out here waiting for temperature 2

  • @poppyorsomething
    @poppyorsomething 2 года назад

    OMG I'M EARLY! I love your videos, especially the fixing stuff series

  • @callmecomander2113
    @callmecomander2113 Год назад +1

    I was rooting for the Witzchoura 😢(It needs a major buff in the next patch)

  • @Average_Panda
    @Average_Panda 2 года назад +1

    The intense sword fight campaign music 😂

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth 2 года назад +1

    "We can ignore the cold stat because we'll find none of that here." It gets as low as 24 degreed Fahrenheit in the sahara at night. Due to lack of water, deserts are terrible at insulation, so the temperature can shift drastically.

  • @Tagdrm
    @Tagdrm 2 года назад +1

    This has just made my day

  • @Gaiaschosen
    @Gaiaschosen 2 года назад +1

    You verified me owning cloaks 👑
    Also, loving the nail polish 😁💙👌🏿

  • @figo3554
    @figo3554 2 года назад +1

    Honestly, cloaks are cool and comfortable. I'm all for them.

  • @parvitz
    @parvitz 2 года назад +1

    What about other types of accesories (or in this context, charms), like default normie hats, sombreros, peruvian Chullos, piercings, collars and other stuff bc i'm not gonna try and remember each one of them?

    • @parvitz
      @parvitz 2 года назад +1

      Actually, i'll do it myself, but instead of giving them stats, i'm giving them traits and passive effects:
      Hat: +2 Coolness. You know what this does, even if you haven't experienced it by yourself
      Backwards cap: +5 Arrogance, a trait that acts as a counter for the Insecurity debuff, but lowers your Reputation.
      Sombrero: +5 Facha, basically lowers the chance of getting Latin America'd, and a multiplier of 1.5x for Heat.
      Chullo: 1.1x multiplier for both Heat and Cold. Able to control Llamas and Alpacas
      Piercings: +3 Edge, a stat exclusive for Edgies, that is basically a merge between Indimidation and Sadness. Stackable.
      Collar: Sub-charm, has the ability to be clinged onto a gem, i'm not gonna tell you what does each gem do bc i'm lazy

  • @DJPastaYaY
    @DJPastaYaY 2 года назад +1

    now do an imaginary wooden stick weapon battle

  • @Cl-2048
    @Cl-2048 2 года назад

    Do melee weapons. Here's some I like:
    -Scythe
    -Naginata
    -Halberd
    -Double-sword
    -Bident
    All of these are good, and your objective rightness would probably agree.

    • @kaiceecrane3884
      @kaiceecrane3884 2 года назад

      If he does, I'm excited for HEMA RUclips's response

  • @swapnilchatterjee4313
    @swapnilchatterjee4313 2 года назад

    THIS IS THE BEST VID SO FAR! 11/10!

  • @DuckTheArts
    @DuckTheArts Год назад

    this guy has taken pride into a whole new level💀

  • @iam_ki2345
    @iam_ki2345 2 года назад

    More clothing battles please!!! 😁

  • @liviae063
    @liviae063 2 года назад +1

    Im voting oat jenkins for president

  • @lylia_thebunn
    @lylia_thebunn 2 года назад

    “ To be as scientific as possible I asked a few other people on the opinions, but then I remembered I am objectively right about everything so I ignored them.” 😂

  • @Noah73827
    @Noah73827 2 года назад +1

    Even though you are objectively correct, you didn’t take fashion into account, and the poncho would definitely be first place.

  • @py_dreemur8297
    @py_dreemur8297 Год назад

    Good analysis but I think you should've included another factor:
    The choking hazard.
    Basically if the apparel was caught on something how easily would you be able to tug free? If you were falling from the sky and a sturdy branch catches onto your cape, you're toast. A cape hangs on to you via your neck and shoulders which is basically a noose with some fancy fabric attached.
    Like in the words of Edna Mode: "No capes!"
    (I still believe cloak is still the best though as I believe it connects at one point rather than two and is easy to snap off0

  • @BlueKorb
    @BlueKorb 2 года назад

    1:23 the better to strangle you with dear~
    -Little red riding hood's grandma, 2022

  • @imapotatolmao6110
    @imapotatolmao6110 2 года назад +3

    I'm out here waiting for a better animal

  • @HeartBreaker7155
    @HeartBreaker7155 7 месяцев назад +1

    Attack - How well it is to conseal weapons...

  • @The_Bench_Sketch
    @The_Bench_Sketch Год назад

    This legendary man made a 8 and a half min video just to talk about clothes
    "He's not stupid, he's just dedicated" - TheOdd1sOut

  • @prizedbenchreloadedandextreme
    @prizedbenchreloadedandextreme 2 года назад

    What was the music in 6:10 ? I love it!

  • @Dr_stevia
    @Dr_stevia 2 года назад +1

    This is all objectively correct. Also I love cloaks. Just in general.

  • @TheMJKWorld
    @TheMJKWorld 2 года назад +1

    this guy should run the government

  • @The_Christian_Cavalier
    @The_Christian_Cavalier 2 года назад +1

    I love things that drape!

  • @supremelordender5705
    @supremelordender5705 2 года назад

    Man, I had like, a solid 3-month phase where I'd wear a cloak to school every single day.
    .....Don't know why I stopped....
    SCREW IT, I'M BRINGIN IT BACK, BABY

  • @cakerealreal
    @cakerealreal 2 года назад

    You didn't even have to make this competition. Cloaks are objectively the coolest and therefore best one.

  • @2000robbin
    @2000robbin 2 года назад +1

    Teacher: what is your fav kind of bird
    Oats jenkins: BIRD FROM EGYPT!!!

    • @2000robbin
      @2000robbin 2 года назад

      I said this because he usually uses that bird

  • @lunartik1356
    @lunartik1356 2 года назад +1

    Objectively right on the universe

  • @sirflamingo1885
    @sirflamingo1885 2 года назад

    5:36 IS THAT THE WII SPORTS RESORTS SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN MUSIC????

  • @LobsterDuck
    @LobsterDuck 2 года назад

    5:20 OOO PAINTED NAILS

  • @IndyGibb
    @IndyGibb 2 года назад

    I have a cape with a hood and sleeves that is not super wooly. I think that, since it is basically the cloak but with sleeves, It is probably even better.

  • @jakobr_
    @jakobr_ 2 года назад +2

    Edna always went on about how capes hinder your mobility but honestly who even *is* she compared to someone who is always objectively right about everything?

  • @Ariuss3
    @Ariuss3 2 года назад

    The closed version of a cloak is a hoodie, and those are the best too, so this must be perfectly correct in all forms.

  • @aditvallecha960
    @aditvallecha960 2 года назад

    You are objectively right about everything.

  • @sparchamp2
    @sparchamp2 2 года назад +1

    I was cheering for the cloak since the beginning, wow

  • @PlaneShaper2
    @PlaneShaper2 2 года назад

    The "Attack" stat for an article of clothing is how attractive and distracting it makes you to others. And thus how many other articles of clothing you can get to simp, uh, I mean, fight for you.

  • @patrickstrickin5123
    @patrickstrickin5123 2 года назад +2

    It’s morbin time

  • @someoneshiny
    @someoneshiny 2 года назад

    once oats improves everything they're resetting the simulation with the oats update

  • @MartenNanits
    @MartenNanits 2 года назад

    I was just thinking about this the other day. I found a video. Now I have to watch

  • @PewPewGunner146
    @PewPewGunner146 2 года назад

    "We can ignore the cold aspect because you'll find none of that here."
    Nighttime in the desert: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @SirCharles44
    @SirCharles44 2 года назад

    5:27 oh my god the wii sports resort sword battle showdown theme lmao

  • @yuperf
    @yuperf 2 года назад

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE cloaks and as the number 1 cloak fan I'm happy to see this

  • @Sasha_number_1
    @Sasha_number_1 2 года назад

    Attack should be a bonus stat for things with spikes, mounted weapons and that one knife that attaches to your arm.

  • @keirayes2648
    @keirayes2648 2 года назад

    I would like to see more clothing battles😂😂😂