As a frequent D&D player a love that the clock came the place it did Outside of a ‘magic’ sort of clock, the6 don’t do much in the game, but they look cool
@@theradiantdehd3997 The magical cloak of billowing is a common magic item whose ONLY magical ability, is to billow dramatically whenever you want it to.
Being objectively correct is the best kind of correct. One thing to consider with cloaks in hot weather is that they are AWESOME at keeping the heat out and the person cold. While doing a shoot for my cloak video during a heat wave, I was surprised by how cool it was inside the cloak compared to outside.
I've been telling people for awhile now, that cloaks are great and should be the main fashion/clothing that people wear all the time. This just proves it. Also they can have so many different styles and fashions so they aren't all the same.
As a Canadian with a hooded cloak I’ve worn it over a t-shirt and shorts in -25 degrees Celsius(that’s -13 Fahrenheit) and I felt warm, I’ve also done the opposite and was fine in +25 Celsius(+77 degrees Fahrenheit). I support its supremacy.
As Oat's most loyal and dedicated subordinate, I can happily announce that I have now thrown many items of clothing out and am on my way to the nearest KMart.
a cloak goes around your whole body not just a cape with a hood. is what I thought until I watched this I learned he is objectively right about everything.
Objectively correct on everything as always. Coolness (how cool it looks), charm if you will, should've been a stat too, because if you can pull the opposite (or same) gender is essensial for converting other users to using that kind of clothing
You are objectively right at everything. No one can truthfully say otherwise. Or even say otherwise at all. You are objectively right and the words against that are physically unable to leave the mouth or be conveyed in any way.
I demand a part 2! I've got so many unanswered questions! What about a bandana you wear around your neck or on your head? An ascot? A tie? A bow tie? Do we count hats? If so, there are thousands of different hats as well! The world needs to know!
I really appreciate the Wii sports battle music in the background when he's talking about the different battles of course the cloak won. the battles were just to decide second place honestly, anyone who has worn a cloak knows this
I have an idea for you to redo: LENGTHS. Imperial is messed up; 12 inches in a foot?! 3 feet in a yard?! And metric isn't much better; the amount that one unit is has major preposterousness! Please create Length 2.
"We can ignore the cold stat because we'll find none of that here." It gets as low as 24 degreed Fahrenheit in the sahara at night. Due to lack of water, deserts are terrible at insulation, so the temperature can shift drastically.
What about other types of accesories (or in this context, charms), like default normie hats, sombreros, peruvian Chullos, piercings, collars and other stuff bc i'm not gonna try and remember each one of them?
Actually, i'll do it myself, but instead of giving them stats, i'm giving them traits and passive effects: Hat: +2 Coolness. You know what this does, even if you haven't experienced it by yourself Backwards cap: +5 Arrogance, a trait that acts as a counter for the Insecurity debuff, but lowers your Reputation. Sombrero: +5 Facha, basically lowers the chance of getting Latin America'd, and a multiplier of 1.5x for Heat. Chullo: 1.1x multiplier for both Heat and Cold. Able to control Llamas and Alpacas Piercings: +3 Edge, a stat exclusive for Edgies, that is basically a merge between Indimidation and Sadness. Stackable. Collar: Sub-charm, has the ability to be clinged onto a gem, i'm not gonna tell you what does each gem do bc i'm lazy
Do melee weapons. Here's some I like: -Scythe -Naginata -Halberd -Double-sword -Bident All of these are good, and your objective rightness would probably agree.
“ To be as scientific as possible I asked a few other people on the opinions, but then I remembered I am objectively right about everything so I ignored them.” 😂
Good analysis but I think you should've included another factor: The choking hazard. Basically if the apparel was caught on something how easily would you be able to tug free? If you were falling from the sky and a sturdy branch catches onto your cape, you're toast. A cape hangs on to you via your neck and shoulders which is basically a noose with some fancy fabric attached. Like in the words of Edna Mode: "No capes!" (I still believe cloak is still the best though as I believe it connects at one point rather than two and is easy to snap off0
Man, I had like, a solid 3-month phase where I'd wear a cloak to school every single day. .....Don't know why I stopped.... SCREW IT, I'M BRINGIN IT BACK, BABY
I have a cape with a hood and sleeves that is not super wooly. I think that, since it is basically the cloak but with sleeves, It is probably even better.
Edna always went on about how capes hinder your mobility but honestly who even *is* she compared to someone who is always objectively right about everything?
The "Attack" stat for an article of clothing is how attractive and distracting it makes you to others. And thus how many other articles of clothing you can get to simp, uh, I mean, fight for you.
Finally, someone who is objectively correct about everything. Something I've been trying at my whole life.
ah yes
not right, correct
@@armageddon7432 oops
Objectively correct
no way this is the most liked comment on this video
Guess now I'll have to throw away all my ponchos and buy myself a cloak.
Yuk
same bro
Please do lt
😢
You can wear both!
bro is objectively right about everything as he knows the coolness of cloaks
no
Facts! The whole time I was like “cloaks better win-“
Ikr cloaks are so cool
Doctor strange is that you?
+10 magic damage +10 sneak -5 attack
You are objectively correct about everything.
Objectively correct
yes 𓅱
objectively correct
Objectively? In that case, I OBJECT
Objectively correct
You missed the category for how easily it could hide candy when going into the theatre
A good cloak can do this with no issues whatsoever! Cloak supremacy
Cloak
Fax
Cloak will win that too, not too suspicious, very stealthy, and looks fantastic while doing it
that may actually be a sub-category inside the stealth category
i cant wait for Oats to become king of the world so we can all live in his objectively correct society and wear cloaks everywhere
Hell yeah if you are part of a diferent guild/company your cloak is a diferent color
No
i will rule
He already has an alphabet, number, money and time system. I think we will see an oat reign very soon
YEAH!!!!
As a frequent D&D player a love that the clock came the place it did
Outside of a ‘magic’ sort of clock, the6 don’t do much in the game, but they look cool
“They don’t do much in game”
Both my coolness factor and being able to keep my pets warm in snow beg to differ.
In general cloaks have been the de-facto accesories for travelers and warriors since we figured out we could make them and you can put pockets in them
@@theradiantdehd3997 The magical cloak of billowing is a common magic item whose ONLY magical ability, is to billow dramatically whenever you want it to.
@@theradiantdehd3997 true
That no one can deny
@@fernadogonzalez2940 they are still cool though XD
I love being educated by someone who is objectively right about everything. I will now wear a cloak for the rest of my days
You are objectively correct as always, but I feel like you left out a few factors, fashion and sun protection
i bundled sun protection with heat, and i'd get too much heat for my fashion opinions haha
@@OatsJenkins fashion can wait, BATTLE is now
He said sun protection.
He better appear in a cloak in every future video now.
You shouldn’t ignore cold in the desert, it can get very cold there at night
So? It doesn't matter. He's objectively right about everything.
thinking the same thing
battle doesn't last that long you silly goose
@@OatsJenkins man, I should have thought of that
@@OatsJenkins that's objectively correct
You are objectively right about everything, you just didnt show us the multitude of battles the poncho won
The bonus feature at 4:30 surprised me 😂
the oats jenkins community meetup is gonna look like a cult
next video: cults 2
omfg the wii sports resort sword fight music is so awesome i had not listened to it in so long
Being objectively correct is the best kind of correct.
One thing to consider with cloaks in hot weather is that they are AWESOME at keeping the heat out and the person cold. While doing a shoot for my cloak video during a heat wave, I was surprised by how cool it was inside the cloak compared to outside.
I can’t wait for
clothing battle 2
You are,quite literally,the most correct individual on any topic,ever
I always thought that cloaks were cool. This video proved to me that cloaks are absolutely GOATED.
i feel like cape's agility should be bumped up by 0.5 because the "Woosh" factor
5:44 Deserts get cod at night, you know.
ive wanted a cloak for so long, now i have a reason to get one
GooD FoR U🐦
I just love this channel honestly I’ve been scrolling not knowing what to watch but when I saw this I clicked on it immediately
yipee
Of course cloaks win. Looks badass af too.
Banger video as always 𓅱
How did you get bird from Egypt 🐦
Copy paste
thank you for covering this topic, very important
You forgot the most important stat: Drip🥶
The poncho is so drippy🥶🥶🥶🥶
The hooded cloak would have won anyways
true
I love the fact that he used the Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Showdown music when explaining the battles.
Oats: compare these clothings in the desert climates
Shemaghs which are designed to handle the desert exclusively: am I a joke for you?
There should've been a battle based around the stealth. Like a "hit and run in the shadows" battle.
I got an ad and the first thing it showed was a cloak
RUclips is watching me
I've been telling people for awhile now, that cloaks are great and should be the main fashion/clothing that people wear all the time.
This just proves it.
Also they can have so many different styles and fashions so they aren't all the same.
As a Canadian with a hooded cloak I’ve worn it over a t-shirt and shorts in -25 degrees Celsius(that’s -13 Fahrenheit) and I felt warm, I’ve also done the opposite and was fine in +25 Celsius(+77 degrees Fahrenheit). I support its supremacy.
When this guy uploads a video, it's like an event you can't miss.
It’s so nice how you don’t have to think, because he’s objectively right about everything
Food theory, film theory, game theory, clothes theory.
As Oat's most loyal and dedicated subordinate, I can happily announce that I have now thrown many items of clothing out and am on my way to the nearest KMart.
a cloak goes around your whole body not just a cape with a hood. is what I thought until I watched this I learned he is objectively right about everything.
Yes, finally someone who understands cloaks are the best things in existence.
Objectively correct on everything as always. Coolness (how cool it looks), charm if you will, should've been a stat too, because if you can pull the opposite (or same) gender is essensial for converting other users to using that kind of clothing
These videos are going good, keep it up boy👨😄
thanks dad
You are objectively right about everything
Oats: cause y’all know how much somebody changes when they take off their mask
Me: I had a crush on someone until they took off their mask
You are objectively right at everything. No one can truthfully say otherwise. Or even say otherwise at all. You are objectively right and the words against that are physically unable to leave the mouth or be conveyed in any way.
You will find that if your battle takes place at sunset, cold will play a surprisingly major factor in the desert
You're hilarious. Love the content!
0:20 He knew what he was doing
They should make a Splatfest with 3 of these
I demand a part 2! I've got so many unanswered questions!
What about a bandana you wear around your neck or on your head? An ascot? A tie? A bow tie? Do we count hats? If so, there are thousands of different hats as well!
The world needs to know!
this is the one time you've been objectively wrong. its gets very cold in the desert at night
For the first time I’ve rooted for something in a video just any video in general and it’s actually won
I really appreciate the Wii sports battle music in the background when he's talking about the different battles
of course the cloak won. the battles were just to decide second place honestly, anyone who has worn a cloak knows this
bro i love how you're right about everything
I have an idea for you to redo: LENGTHS. Imperial is messed up; 12 inches in a foot?! 3 feet in a yard?! And metric isn't much better; the amount that one unit is has major preposterousness! Please create Length 2.
I'm out here waiting for temperature 2
OMG I'M EARLY! I love your videos, especially the fixing stuff series
I was rooting for the Witzchoura 😢(It needs a major buff in the next patch)
The intense sword fight campaign music 😂
"We can ignore the cold stat because we'll find none of that here." It gets as low as 24 degreed Fahrenheit in the sahara at night. Due to lack of water, deserts are terrible at insulation, so the temperature can shift drastically.
This has just made my day
You verified me owning cloaks 👑
Also, loving the nail polish 😁💙👌🏿
Honestly, cloaks are cool and comfortable. I'm all for them.
What about other types of accesories (or in this context, charms), like default normie hats, sombreros, peruvian Chullos, piercings, collars and other stuff bc i'm not gonna try and remember each one of them?
Actually, i'll do it myself, but instead of giving them stats, i'm giving them traits and passive effects:
Hat: +2 Coolness. You know what this does, even if you haven't experienced it by yourself
Backwards cap: +5 Arrogance, a trait that acts as a counter for the Insecurity debuff, but lowers your Reputation.
Sombrero: +5 Facha, basically lowers the chance of getting Latin America'd, and a multiplier of 1.5x for Heat.
Chullo: 1.1x multiplier for both Heat and Cold. Able to control Llamas and Alpacas
Piercings: +3 Edge, a stat exclusive for Edgies, that is basically a merge between Indimidation and Sadness. Stackable.
Collar: Sub-charm, has the ability to be clinged onto a gem, i'm not gonna tell you what does each gem do bc i'm lazy
now do an imaginary wooden stick weapon battle
Do melee weapons. Here's some I like:
-Scythe
-Naginata
-Halberd
-Double-sword
-Bident
All of these are good, and your objective rightness would probably agree.
If he does, I'm excited for HEMA RUclips's response
THIS IS THE BEST VID SO FAR! 11/10!
this guy has taken pride into a whole new level💀
More clothing battles please!!! 😁
Im voting oat jenkins for president
“ To be as scientific as possible I asked a few other people on the opinions, but then I remembered I am objectively right about everything so I ignored them.” 😂
Even though you are objectively correct, you didn’t take fashion into account, and the poncho would definitely be first place.
Good analysis but I think you should've included another factor:
The choking hazard.
Basically if the apparel was caught on something how easily would you be able to tug free? If you were falling from the sky and a sturdy branch catches onto your cape, you're toast. A cape hangs on to you via your neck and shoulders which is basically a noose with some fancy fabric attached.
Like in the words of Edna Mode: "No capes!"
(I still believe cloak is still the best though as I believe it connects at one point rather than two and is easy to snap off0
1:23 the better to strangle you with dear~
-Little red riding hood's grandma, 2022
I'm out here waiting for a better animal
Attack - How well it is to conseal weapons...
This legendary man made a 8 and a half min video just to talk about clothes
"He's not stupid, he's just dedicated" - TheOdd1sOut
What was the music in 6:10 ? I love it!
This is all objectively correct. Also I love cloaks. Just in general.
this guy should run the government
I love things that drape!
Man, I had like, a solid 3-month phase where I'd wear a cloak to school every single day.
.....Don't know why I stopped....
SCREW IT, I'M BRINGIN IT BACK, BABY
You didn't even have to make this competition. Cloaks are objectively the coolest and therefore best one.
Teacher: what is your fav kind of bird
Oats jenkins: BIRD FROM EGYPT!!!
I said this because he usually uses that bird
Objectively right on the universe
5:36 IS THAT THE WII SPORTS RESORTS SWORDPLAY SHOWDOWN MUSIC????
5:20 OOO PAINTED NAILS
I have a cape with a hood and sleeves that is not super wooly. I think that, since it is basically the cloak but with sleeves, It is probably even better.
Edna always went on about how capes hinder your mobility but honestly who even *is* she compared to someone who is always objectively right about everything?
The closed version of a cloak is a hoodie, and those are the best too, so this must be perfectly correct in all forms.
You are objectively right about everything.
I was cheering for the cloak since the beginning, wow
The "Attack" stat for an article of clothing is how attractive and distracting it makes you to others. And thus how many other articles of clothing you can get to simp, uh, I mean, fight for you.
It’s morbin time
once oats improves everything they're resetting the simulation with the oats update
I was just thinking about this the other day. I found a video. Now I have to watch
"We can ignore the cold aspect because you'll find none of that here."
Nighttime in the desert: *Am I a joke to you?*
5:27 oh my god the wii sports resort sword battle showdown theme lmao
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE cloaks and as the number 1 cloak fan I'm happy to see this
Attack should be a bonus stat for things with spikes, mounted weapons and that one knife that attaches to your arm.
I would like to see more clothing battles😂😂😂