Shyguy Gamer Explosive on arrows seem bad he wants to kill the crew not the tank the tank can be replaced the crew will be hard to replace unless we have cloning
Shyguy Gamer The tank does not explode from the outside unless a triggered ammunition explosion but for a Cheap 1 layer armor tank the crew just face shrapnel or burns and shrapnel depending on how the projectile will be made of and hitting the engine causes a fire and the gas tank so don't expect a cool explosion because it ignited the fuel but the engine does not explode since it is a combustion engine you may say it is when fuel and air are mixed and hit the spark plug causes the combustion but since you burned the fuel well it makes a fire and the fire requires air meaning no explosion and do not hate if I got this wrong this is just me explaining
Love to* Listen to his Jolly laugh and kind face - this is one of the few individuals you not only could, but SHOULD trust to protect everything you've ever known. Danger within 50 miles would dissapear at the mear souns of that laugh
he presents to you a sling with a small simple steel hook, you wonder what the hook is for and he saids "Let me show you its features" he puts a grenade into the sling, he made a grenade launcher just using simple grenades
I remmember watching this video when it came out, cannot believe how much time has past. Lovely to rewatch. My like was still here. Greetings from the Netherlands🇳🇱!
Amazing! Wow, you never cease to surprise us Joerg! So THIS is what you've been doing for more than two weeks. So I'm guessing I should make a mental note: If Joerg has not uploaded a video in some time, expect something awesome in the meantime. =)
What a weapon!!! Someone needs to make a video game about you, it could be like a 3D Tower Defense game where all the defense weapons you buy are made of wood and rubber, also the Players default character is you with a slingshot and they control you I would buy that. Make it happen Joerg!!!
well given that dragon skin is built to stop small fast moving projectiles and not big sharp pointed slow moving but hard hitting spears i think it would easily penetrate this is one time where normal hard plate armor would be better and not the many over lapping plates of dragon skin
Joerg, Congratulations on 5 years of awesome videos. You have come up with some incredible designs and really inventive solutions in your slingshot quest. You are an inspiration to many of the young people here, including my son and his friends. Please keep the videos and inventions coming.
steffan wood There is no cryptid. Unless you guys are referring to the gap in the trees which appears to be a composite of a figure wearing a ghost mask with sun glasses looking slightly up.
HANDS DOWN my favorite RUclips channel!! You sir are a genius!! I'm a gun lover but you can only watch soo many gun vids! Your creations are soo well done and amazing! Great job
OMG that's not a crossbow that's artillery. And I thought my crossbow with 140 ft/lbs kinetic energy was powerful. The momentum that arrow must have when it leaves the muzzle must be immense. I'm just making an educated guess here but it must weigh like 10,000gr with a velocity of around 250fps, which will give it around 1388 ft/lbs kinetic energy, that's scary. It's more energy than a .44 magnum. Your new toy is one of my favourites :-)
+CJz LCR watched the video about 14 times and was about to call you crazy until i saw it... twice.. once above his left shoulder to the upper right abit and then again. its traveling left
We really need to bring back woolly mammoths. Our ancestors thought they were yummy and that contraption of yours seems a practical means of getting them to our BBQ.
you always make my laucht on a bad day and you are realy the only man on the web that i can say like: that man could be a great friend of me. respect man💪
everyone gangsta till you hear Joerg's laugh on the battlefield
Followed by "Let me show you its F E A T U R E S !"
It's the only sign you'd need to run the other way.
Hadir indonesia.
@@boredreaper7482 Zigzag for good luck
Agreed
Joerg needs to be sent back in time for a month to make weapons for bronze/iron age germany so we could have plasma rifles in 2016.
Connor Probeck ya but then Germany would have won WWII, so that's a problem
@@kieranpeak1404 yeah and now its so awesome in germany, england, france, sweden
Frodo da hobbit no worries, im sure under joerg influences, nazism wouldn't be existed in the first place. He'll get along just fine with bismarck
Frodo da hobbit
“Problem”
@@kieranpeak1404 There would've been no world wars had Germany been strong enough.
Next, he'll build a rubber powered orbital cannon...
piranha031091, “Let me show you its features”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
@@paladinboyd1228 *shoots every big city of the planet killing milions of humans
Even better: rubber powered space shuttle
Rubber powered Star Trek Cruiser
Planning to hunt tanks with that?
Lol
I mean he could if he put explosives on the arrows....
Shyguy Gamer Explosive on arrows seem bad he wants to kill the crew not the tank the tank can be replaced the crew will be hard to replace unless we have cloning
Fire Power701 But the crew will still die in the tank if it blows up
Shyguy Gamer The tank does not explode from the outside unless a triggered ammunition explosion but for a Cheap 1 layer armor tank the crew just face shrapnel or burns and shrapnel depending on how the projectile will be made of and hitting the engine causes a fire and the gas tank so don't expect a cool explosion because it ignited the fuel but the engine does not explode since it is a combustion engine you may say it is when fuel and air are mixed and hit the spark plug causes the combustion but since you burned the fuel well it makes a fire and the fire requires air meaning no explosion and do not hate if I got this wrong this is just me explaining
NATO called, they said you are NOT allowed to put nuclear warheads on them.
wtf is NATO
Nick L yes i know what is nato just wanted see first rage comment :D
dafuqsa nato
+Dinzel Walker-Smith maybe he ment NASA
Luke Ruperto dafuqsa NASA
Literally the most interesting channel on RUclips
Except jev
+FZ Kontrolz dude I love you😂
+Rhinehard Heydrick Some Faze trickshotter guy
Josh Heale he doesnt even trickshot he casually sweats his nuts off playing while usually telling a hilarious story
one word: lindybeige
may god have mercy on the souls that tries to rob this guy...
To anyone who tries good luck
Captain Piss Off godspeed
Tim Stahel too the grave
"There's a pencil... in my kidney. I'm going home"
Some victims say " as I was going into his house all I heard was let me show you it's fetures then a pencil hit me and I heard hahahahahah"
Boy i would hate to stumble across him During a Purge..
eh idk I would be as scared from a non portable one shot crossbow as I would ya know, a 40 cal say
Welcome, let me show you its features, hahahaha.
Love to*
Listen to his Jolly laugh and kind face - this is one of the few individuals you not only could, but SHOULD trust to protect everything you've ever known.
Danger within 50 miles would dissapear at the mear souns of that laugh
Big pck2
run when you hear him say Let Me Show You its features!
he presents to you a sling with a small simple steel hook, you wonder what the hook is for and he saids "Let me show you its features" he puts a grenade into the sling, he made a grenade launcher just using simple grenades
His laughter is the best!
Just his voice and accent also!
+M.G. our crazy awesome neighbourhood german!
That evil laugh thou.. Sounds like he wanna rule the world *gulp*
well he is german soooo.....
***** What does that have to do with anything? Are you saying because he's German that means he can relate to nazi's who wanna take over the world?
Carson Ver Planck I hate people like that...stereotypes
John Smiths Same, I'm a quarter German. Does it mean I'm a Nazi? No. Just, no.
Im half
Ended is the reign of Joerg, Zombie Hunter.
Long live Joerg, Dragon Slayer!
Joerg the slingshot dragon Slayer
and this my friends, is how dany lost westeros
👀
She just, like, forgot, man
Awesome!
DemolitionRanch First!
Oh hi dude
Lol
Oh I found a 6 yers old comment 😅
Ayyy man, congrats on the 10mil!
I feel sorry for whatever army besieging your home =D
0:19 shadow in the forest >> bigfoot confirmed
+whanowa haha, yeah I was just going to say something about that too.
I don't see the shadow
yes I saw
by chance are any of y'all gamers? cause you guys have very alert vision I still don't see?
look at the trees above his right hand.
Epic slingshot thingy! Joerg you ever thought of making a slingshot that shoots slingshots?
Slingception
Now you're REALLY pushing the boundaries of kinetic energy, Joerg. Your work is approaching nuclear energy.
lol but by far
long19000 lol I wouldn't say he's anywhere close to Nuclear energy.
Connor Layne
Dunno why people have to ruin the joke :/
???
Now I know where qyburn got his inspiration XD
Thought the same thing 😂🤣
Germany....better beer, better weapons.
walmart
Steven Duncan well they did invent the guided-missile
@@josephcole8102 hahaha
German enginery
@@rob5767 OH YEAH NAHUI
Imagine this kind of genius for something like a zombie apocalypse
That's a monster !! Great work Joerg !
Holy....mother....of.....god
The sound that thing made was so satisfying.
I remmember watching this video when it came out, cannot believe how much time has past. Lovely to rewatch. My like was still here.
Greetings from the Netherlands🇳🇱!
3:03 the way you laugh, sounded like last boss in some of RPG games lol
Great sound when you fired it.
Amazing! Wow, you never cease to surprise us Joerg! So THIS is what you've been doing for more than two weeks. So I'm guessing I should make a mental note: If Joerg has not uploaded a video in some time, expect something awesome in the meantime. =)
It WAS a lot of work. But I also had a nasty cold, I think you can still kind of hear it in my voice.
What a weapon!!! Someone needs to make a video game about you, it could be like a 3D Tower Defense game where all the defense weapons you buy are made of wood and rubber, also the Players default character is you with a slingshot and they control you I would buy that. Make it happen Joerg!!!
That would be awesome ! Slingshot war !
Yoooo daimn
CaddikLeonJ yo there is now a game I think you inspired him
AnggonoHanggi yo
Herman Portorreal yo
I was so sad when he didn‘t say ......let me show you its features
I can never get enough of this guy. He has so much fun.
langsam fängst du an mir angst zu machen jörg
That sound! This sound is enough to kill Smaug, the arrow is useless.
THIS GUY WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT 007 VILLAIN!
Can you make a cross bow with 3 arrows
Roxane Lautillo I made one with four. ruclips.net/video/tYRkb5TVVok/видео.html
JoergSprave
-''Can you make a cross bow with 3 arrows?''
-''I made one with four''
Epic.
JoergSprave WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!!
Chu ko nu
It just reminds me of how much that movie got that scene so wrong. Bard didn't have a damn ballista, he had a bow and arrow.
Sweet! Great weapon!
Alltime Conspiracies why are you here lol
Unknown_ Hacker_ DRAGONS ARE REAL!! JOERG AND BIG OIL ASSASSINATED THEM TO STOP THEIR FREE ENERGY SECRET GETTING TO THE PUBLIC!!
you REALLY need to do voice acting. you would be very good at it with your voice.
Like the next numbered The Elder Scrolls game?
He could perform as he is. Jörg Sprave as Himself. Who would not love that?
The Slingshot Channel - Defending earth against dragons for cheaper than an apartment
"and this is the weapon to hunt dragons" "Let me show you its features" 🤣
hahahahahaha
I see, this is how they built the Ballisters in Game of Thrones
Rhaegal see his features
your arrow should have to penetrate "dragon skin" body armor!
well given that dragon skin is built to stop small fast moving projectiles and not big sharp pointed slow moving but hard hitting spears i think it would easily penetrate this is one time where normal hard plate armor would be better and not the many over lapping plates of dragon skin
*****
I weep for your understanding of physics and material science.
How can anyone not like this guys videos? I don't understand the thumbs down. Just haters I guess.
***** lol no there all just butt hurt that he left us with a cliff hanger ending ;)
Joerg, Congratulations on 5 years of awesome videos. You have come up with some incredible designs and really inventive solutions in your slingshot quest. You are an inspiration to many of the young people here, including my son and his friends. Please keep the videos and inventions coming.
Saw one of those fly overhead on its way around the world. Then Lars caught it.
joerg has the most epic laugh, makes me smile
Put some wistles on the arrow , that will be really cool to hear at that power ! :)
4:20 WOW! Awesome noise and power!
A US film crew? You are going up in the world man!
That is a beastly contraption Joerg! Well done!
your voice, your accent and your ideas are just.....priceless
Came here after GOT season 8 ,Cersie should have appointed you .
shahrukh mohammad no point, literally NO ONE used them for the defense of kingslanding. They just sat there looking cool
Damn right
THIS MUST BE USED ON THE "ZOMBIE WARS" MOVIE!
just imagine someone breaking in his house to see this pointed at them
and him just laughing at them with his awesome laugh
+Sam_MLG Swaggerloop that would be awesome
Kameron Bond that would blast them so far Google won't even be able to find them
Finally, now we know who is going to responsible for the distinct of dinosaurs!
You mean extinct? XD
perfect candidate for a Joe Santagato video 😂😂😂
*extinction
who is going to be ? are they not already?
ZZZEEE GERMANS
Ok imagine this
>lost in a forest
> *deep German laugh behind you*
> LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!
You will die in 0:05
I know how to laugh in vietnamese
Oh Gawd that's a truly terrifying thought!
holy cow what was that thing walking behind him @ 00:17 - 00:20
I don't see it. Where is it on the screen?
Zachary Taylor in the tree line
+Grim The Gamer
Right above his tight hand? I think I see it
Zachary Taylor it goes from right to left and in the treeline right behind him
Bigfoot.
Remember,
It's a *toy.*
Can you build the Scorpion from Game of Thrones? Like in original size?
SaftSchinken23 😆😂
anyone else see the thing in the woods behind him at about 0:16...
"let me show you some detail"
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JEORG SPRAVE
Robber: "put your hands up and give me all ur money". Joerg laughing like a maniac: "This is the dragon hunter 2000!! Let me show you its features!"
I love this guy's videos because you can obviously tell he loves that he gets to do this, and enjoys life. He's always happy, and it's just cool
Cool stuff, a friend of mine will shot one of these in aproximatively 11 months
i NEED THIS GUN IN SKYRIM!
Dragons arent that hard to kill and this thing would be impossible to move
my heart skipped a beat when he gave the camera a wicked smile as he loaded the arrow
The sound it made when you fired it was extremely satisfying.
Did anyone else notice the Bigfoot behind his head at 20 seconds?
Joshua Fritz i was just about comment that, what the hell was it?!
steffan wood There is no cryptid. Unless you guys are referring to the gap in the trees which appears to be a composite of a figure wearing a ghost mask with sun glasses looking slightly up.
epic!
did anyone else notice something walking past his hedges at 0:19
cresbot You know why they cut right there? He had to kill bigfoot with the arrow in self defence.
cresbot THat's actually super creepy
cresbot probably just a pedestrian. I think there´s a street behind the hedge, because you can hear cars driving by close in other videos of him :)
cresbot me lol
Oh shit
this mans laugh is pure joy. brings warmth to my heart!
You have to make the weirdest but most amazing DIY I've seen on RUclips.
I want to see you destroy a car with this.
0:15 - 0:20 Sasquatch? 0.0
I think I know why he invests in weapon crafting now
That was the first thing I saw, it spooked me so bad
I don't see it.
man, that thing is real, wtf is that?
ein Waldschrat :o
this guy is crazy holy shit lol
Took you this long?
Our youtube treasure 6 years before. Legend
"thats not a slingshot THIS is a sling shot" amazing sir just amazing
Time to go get Rhaegal from GoT.
Exactly
Dragons? Just Call JoergSprave!
If I was a villain I would pay you €1000 for your laugh
THIS GUY IS AWESOME! I love watching these. You should make t shirts that say "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"
There is a bodkin point to defeat armor. Quite a ballista you have there!
Who is stalking you in the woods at 20 seconds?!? Samsquanch in the woods behind you!
take precaution when you put the arrow
You wouldn't survive
So you Hunt Witches, Now Dragons!? What next Vampires?
General_Dave_1 Next will be gods.
@@JanGamex Did you play "The Wizard's Choice"?
HANDS DOWN my favorite RUclips channel!! You sir are a genius!! I'm a gun lover but you can only watch soo many gun vids! Your creations are soo well done and amazing! Great job
Dude your my hero, never thought I'd see this come to be a real thing.
Are you Dovakiin? Or maybe just one the few remaining blades.
OMG that's not a crossbow that's artillery. And I thought my crossbow with 140 ft/lbs kinetic energy was powerful.
The momentum that arrow must have when it leaves the muzzle must be immense. I'm just making an educated guess here but it must weigh like 10,000gr with a velocity of around 250fps, which will give it around 1388 ft/lbs kinetic energy, that's scary. It's more energy than a .44 magnum. Your new toy is one of my favourites :-)
Thanks man now I'm gonna kill some dragons in my village
Actually the dragons are just some drones and planes that keep annoying me being loud as f***
*I absolutely love his German laugh*
Crazy, CRAZY awesome! I wish I would've had you in my Dungeons and Dragons campaigns!
Läuft bei dir :O
Omg dude on 18 - 20 sec into the video it looks like big foot behind u as soon as u say 5 years of slingshot... Omg ha crazy just go look no lie
yeah i saw that to😨
+CJz LCR watched the video about 14 times and was about to call you crazy until i saw it... twice.. once above his left shoulder to the upper right abit and then again. its traveling left
+CJz LCR Good eye
+CJz LCR Bigfoot CONFIRMED! Seriously was kind of creepy though.
+CJz LCR Nice find
omg der titel HAHAHA
thought the same ^^
5 years later, I find this video. Hot diggity-damn!
We really need to bring back woolly mammoths. Our ancestors thought they were yummy and that contraption of yours seems a practical means of getting them to our BBQ.
0:20 bigfoot :O
I saw it!!! :0
where at tho
+Drewdafoo666 at 17 it was at the right of his head and 20 seconds the left
+Drewdafoo666 look at the little openings in the brush
k
J, these are some of the best videos on youtube. Awesome creations. And maniacal. lol
being on youtube for 7 years , you deserve more subs =D
you always make my laucht on a bad day and you are realy the only man on the web that i can say like: that man could be a great friend of me.
respect man💪
this man is a legend. you freaking inspire me