Gwenyth has been raised rich and has had money all her life that she is out of touch with reality. Its sickening and she's putting people's health especially women at risk.
Yeah that's what I hate the most. All this homeopathic shit is like antivax, instead of just being fringe/weird it's actually killing people. Like those poor sods who stop their cancer treatment because a friend told them about some natural remedy.
I kinda blame the grown ass numbnutz that listen and dont fact check if your that mentally feeble to listen to whatever a rich person says and not check first then so be it that on you dumb dumb 👩🏽💻👀👀
So true, Cuties is the worst hands down. The only thing that could make it worse is a tv show about cuties written by netflix themselves. Only thing we can do about it is unsub, and hope they get the memo.
Gotta have a follow up career. Like Al Gore going from politics into scamming people with insane climate change claims. None of which have come true. Then Gore sells his Current TV channel to Al Jazeera for $500 million. A company who've literally been propped up by Qatar's oil money. An environmentalist selling out for oil money, ahhhh that sweet smell of irony.
@@mikaylamcfadden7866 I definitely believe in climate change I just don't believe what the Left tells me about it. Basically every catastrophic climate prediction over the past 40 years has been wrong. Now these idiots are screaming for a full government take over that will effect every aspect of our lives all in the name of "climate justice". The alarmism is a big scam. Climate change is real but no one knows how much of it is even man made.
@@slayermill8621 Wait so you believe climate change but specifically nothing from the Left. So what do you believe? Most on the right don't believe in the global climate crisis. I'm not saying Al Gore is right, I actually never saw his documentaries because I hate his voice, but at least his isn't D'Souza.
So I tried that thing where I walk around barefooted, and I have too say, after I stepped on a tainted needle, my depression was immediately gone once the meth high set in. Thanks Gwyneth Paltrow! And thank YOU Florida
@Danaha Banaha Ohh okay. I thought you were trying to say that _nobody_ injects it. I mean, at least some are smart enough not to do that since it’s the most dangerous...but I am surprised a bit that the more far-gone addicts aren’t going around doing that for the faster high. I thought shooting up was a common practice or something,
Arnaud DEGOS No. It’s pretty clear what the bathwater was for. Take your pop culture references elsewhere or at least try to use them well. A better analogy would be like she’s selling ice cubes to eskimos, except the eskimos believe all the ice around them is poisoned by chem trails and gay frog chemicals.
Arnaud DEGOS I’d argue the bathwater has more use; at least it might help someone get off. That’s more than these GOOP products can say outside of the placebo effect.
Honestly I see the whole vagina candle thing (still so weird to say it) as more of an Amy Schumer thing. After all, she's the one constantly talking about her meat curtains, she even got a sponsorship from Tampax (women's period products company) I know this from the constant annoying ads I get off her putting a tampon in her mouth
@@rhaegnarok Too be fair, Coldplay has a lot of weird musics because Chris Martin himself is a weirdo just like Damon Albarn from Blur and the creator of Gorillaz. And they both British, so....
This aged magnificently. "The goop lab is the worst thing that Netflix could possible put on their catalogue." sounds funny when Cuties will be released soon.
She is like that one aunt that we all have (at least I have one), who always talks about well-being and wellness, and is into yoga and meditation and spiritual music and psychic, but in reality is absolutely crazy and uptight and stressful and annoying.
You probably forgot to dump the dollar bills or gold coins in your home. Gwyneth Paltrow walks barefoot on all the scam money she makes, you know like Scrooge McDuck. That must be the difference.
i don't know if they mean earthing when they say barefoot, but earthing (connecting to the ground without insulation) is very powerful. i have personally seen reductions in my chronic asthma, and improvements in sleep since sleeping with an earthing mat. if you don't want to pay for anything you can just go outside with a towel and lie on some grass or even concrete for 10-15 minutes. when i started to feel my asthma going away(not cured, treated) over time i started to believe it for myself, because I've had it so severe at times for so long. as is always the case with natural health there is a lot of noise and media often chooses to go after low hanging fruit, but there are nuggets of gold amongst all the noise. if you're interested you can look up Clint Ober, the man has put large sums of his own money to help fund studies for the concept despite the fact there's very little money to be made other than selling a one time mat for $70 that can last years which you can easily DIY yourself with materials from a hardware store for even cheaper (tie a wire to a pole outside your window), and of course you can go outside and do it for free! similar to wim hof, who's trying to work with scientists to prove that cold exposure can be beneficial to the human immune system.
That won't last. With the constant cash injections by America and China trying to artificially stabilise the markets the whole system is Gunna crash soon. In short, we're fucked as a species. Genuinely fucked.
Netflix: We don’t have enough budget to keep your favourite shows going such as bojack Also Netflix: Edit: here comes the typical edit, holy gwenith’s cooter scented candle that’s a lot of likes Lmao people don’t like edits like that? wow didn’t realise. If anyone feels it’s unnecessary, comment in reply to it so I can remove it
@M'asuda the Liar Yeah, just look at how many different fucking series of real housewives there are. That shit must be so easy to produce it's like a license to print money.
It surprises me how much Charlie knows about female anatomy lol. He's surprisingly feminist (in the traditional sense, not man-hating twitter "feminism")
Idc if I am late, but damn.. I've been thinking the same thing while watching all Charlie's vids and FINALLY! I found this comment omg.. So I am not the only one..
@@seanmckenzie3877 just a quick google search away... you can look up more primary sources if you would like! But it shows the studies I was talking about! www.beeculture.com/bee-venom-therapy/
@@the1waffle4all72 She's unattractive and tall. That's a fucking nope. Especially not hoes. I don't want some desperate ass bitch's pussy to stink up my fucking room.
I have family members that already believe the world is flat, that the holocaust didn't exist, and that they shouldn't vaccinate their children. They're definitely going to buy into this and it's just sad. People are easily manipulated.
Remember Bill’s bit about gender that every single doctor that actually does their job says was bs, I think they are attempting to become Nazi propagandist
2:47 "The Goop Lab is the worst possible thing Netflix could possibly put on their catalog" Well that aged like milk out in the sun in the Sahara desert, hasn't it
@@SpaceLemon. That's an even more ingnorant statement that anything he actually said. Or just a blatent lie. Go read the transcript Little Ms. Outrage.
Trolling is an internet act to get a reaction. When you start lying to people in real life so they give you money, that's called scamming. They know what they're doing and they're laughing themselves to sleep.
@@fayeharrison1741 I tried her vagina candle and now I can't get the smell of rotten fish out of my drapes. Oh god, it's everywhere, even my book shelf is starting to discolor.
kimmie as someone else said, this is scamming gullible women. My grandma would eat this shit up. Got catfished and gave the guy 6 grand and he never spoke to her again and she still believes he wasn’t a cat fish even tho he refused to send a picture of himself and the ones he did he photoshopped and she STILL believed he wasn’t cat fishing her. People are dumb and gullible and goop is taking advantage
@@BaronVonBielski I feel like it's some weird form of escapism, just like the men and women being scammed by people pretending to be interested in them for their money. The people I've seen on TV, they acted like gambling addicts. When those greedy people turned against them and started treating them like shit, it got to the point them just of denying reality because they didn't want to believe they made a horrible mistake.
Jokes on you Gwynny, I run around barefoot like a troglodyte as much as possible and I'm still severely depressed, I did this market research long before you rode into town
@@oblongjr Long story short back in the 1800s con artists will go around selling snake oil saying it cures everything. A classic scam that eventually fell out of use.
@MrNahual2099 dude, we are talking about products that can harm people, be well known everywhere, and all you havr to say is just some show was cringy? WHOOP DE DO, we got bigger issues then something you can ignore
This isn't even a boomer thing. There's a whole market of this type of shit for younger generations. I personally know at least five people that believe in these kinds of pseudo-sciences. Ages 20-25.
It’s demeaning. I would bet my left tit that this “magic potion” ex actress, calls herself a feminist. Ripping off gullible women is not empowering. She’s disgraceful, and should be so ashamed of herself, not just as a woman but as a human being.
It should be illegal. In no way should these rich saps be making fame and money off of shitty, harmful products and practices that actually put the lives of people at severe risk.
Part of me hopes she's just a money-hungry sociopath and is faking all this shit for that cash. I actually think that would be better than being this fucking stupid.
Gwenyth has been raised rich and has had money all her life that she is out of touch with reality. Its sickening and she's putting people's health especially women at risk.
Yeah that's what I hate the most. All this homeopathic shit is like antivax, instead of just being fringe/weird it's actually killing people. Like those poor sods who stop their cancer treatment because a friend told them about some natural remedy.
The people who are drinking the coolaid are ultimately responsible. Embrace the darwinism
That probably explains why her acting is so soulless too
sounds like the typical anti-vaxxer.
I kinda blame the grown ass numbnutz that listen and dont fact check if your that mentally feeble to listen to whatever a rich person says and not check first then so be it that on you dumb dumb 👩🏽💻👀👀
Tony Stark didn’t die for this
Rip Robert Downey Jr.
Mauz ???
He died because of this
@she took the kids that's one of the alternate endings doctor strange was talking about .
Robeeeeeeerrrrrtttt.....
All these Hollywood celebrities are becoming crazier every year
@Depressed Squid this aint addin up
Oh come on, only a true genius would think to sell a candle scented after their own privates...
Yes, I've been smoking crack, why are you asking?
And people are loving it more and more...
"Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?"
Thank god for Ricky Gervais
"The worst thing Netflix can put on their platform."
*7 months later, "Cuties" has entered the chat.*
Well he did say at the time
7 months after "Cuties": "Netflix" has left the chat
So true, Cuties is the worst hands down. The only thing that could make it worse is a tv show about cuties written by netflix themselves. Only thing we can do about it is unsub, and hope they get the memo.
Logan 999999999999999 glad they didn’t tbh I honestly wanted to see if it was really as awful as people say....ye it was
Jus what I was about to say lol
"I'm not trying to have my whole house smell like Tony Stark's fingers" I'M DEAD
So is Tony
Oh, so this is what “Lol” sounds like.
@@saltyclanker8440 cat lovers
@@younesismail4755 still hurts.
That phrase aged poorly
Why does Gwyneth paltrow look like all the filters applied at once
Damn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
696 likes
JAJJAJA FUCKKK
I was trying to figure out what was wrong with her face for like half an hour, I think you're right
I’m ded
"She's graduated from acting and gone full-time into scamming" 😂
Gotta have a follow up career. Like Al Gore going from politics into scamming people with insane climate change claims. None of which have come true. Then Gore sells his Current TV channel to Al Jazeera for $500 million. A company who've literally been propped up by Qatar's oil money. An environmentalist selling out for oil money, ahhhh that sweet smell of irony.
@@OkOk-bj6nn Well you got it anyways. If that hurts your feelings don't read.
Justin Miller the worst thing about this is that he’s the reason a lot of people think climate change is a hoax
@@mikaylamcfadden7866 I definitely believe in climate change I just don't believe what the Left tells me about it. Basically every catastrophic climate prediction over the past 40 years has been wrong. Now these idiots are screaming for a full government take over that will effect every aspect of our lives all in the name of "climate justice". The alarmism is a big scam. Climate change is real but no one knows how much of it is even man made.
@@slayermill8621 Wait so you believe climate change but specifically nothing from the Left. So what do you believe? Most on the right don't believe in the global climate crisis. I'm not saying Al Gore is right, I actually never saw his documentaries because I hate his voice, but at least his isn't D'Souza.
Him saying this is the worst thing on Netflix really dates this video.
Well 8 months ago it was.
@@number4xiuslunala698 Did you read the comment
Lmao yeah hahah. Glad I canceled that subscription way back🤣
@@number4xiuslunala698 Your reading comprehension is stunningly bad
@@switchblade6 thank you
So I tried that thing where I walk around barefooted, and I have too say, after I stepped on a tainted needle, my depression was immediately gone once the meth high set in. Thanks Gwyneth Paltrow! And thank YOU Florida
A year later...yet this golden comment is still underrated
@Danaha Banaha are you joking lol
@Danaha Banaha Ohh okay. I thought you were trying to say that _nobody_ injects it.
I mean, at least some are smart enough not to do that since it’s the most dangerous...but I am surprised a bit that the more far-gone addicts aren’t going around doing that for the faster high. I thought shooting up was a common practice or something,
@Danaha Banaha Oh, I gotcha. Interesting to know.
@@Tw0Dots There was a warzone here
*YA WANNA TALK ABOUT THE VULVA*
Wilburgur Funny to find you in the comments section on a video about Goop very big fan of ur videos 😂😂😂 reeeeeeee
Vibe check give me more Oblivion
Why will
Hi Will! ^_^ LOL
Um sure
"I'm not tryin to have my whole house smell like Tony Starks fingers" and it was at that moment I choked on my water
nice
Bruh I lost my shit too man
I read this comment the moment he said it
I choked on Gatorade lol
It was at that moment i subscribed
little did he know netflix would move on to try to normalize pedophelia
Wtf? I need contex, please...
Shoun Fauxe lol watch his video on cuties, netflix released essentially child porn
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo It's still pedophilia buddy
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo what are you smoking dude?
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggoand what if the dictionary/Wikipedia were written by a Pedophile?
This is just the boomer version of belle delphine's bathwater
Arnaud DEGOS No. It’s pretty clear what the bathwater was for. Take your pop culture references elsewhere or at least try to use them well. A better analogy would be like she’s selling ice cubes to eskimos, except the eskimos believe all the ice around them is poisoned by chem trails and gay frog chemicals.
@@JimsyFlimsy when you try to hard to be the youtuber you watch
Arnaud DEGOS I’d argue the bathwater has more use; at least it might help someone get off. That’s more than these GOOP products can say outside of the placebo effect.
@@JimsyFlimsy wow bro that was so smart bro
Now stfu
Victor Rocha No :)
I knew this lady was crazy back when she named her daughter apple
Right? I STILL make fun of this. Poor kid.
Wait is this real wtf
@@BobbyB910 She's called Apple Martin
I know a girl named Apple, for a nickname, her real name is Aphrodite. But for a real name, that's weird to name your kid "Apple"
She will change it when she will be old enough. You will see
Belle Delphine: bath water
Gwyneth paltrow: hold my candle
platinum nihilist where’s my candle that smells like Belle Delphine’s bath water?
Belle Delphine : " hey thats illegal !"
She had too, because she doesn't take baths for some reason
@@cigame249 shut up
Technically she is the one holding the candle in for some time
If anyone was going to sell a candle that smelled like their butt, it would be Amy Schumer.
What's she trying to do, kill us?
@@tidepodpadthai2633 It IS 2020...
Still would smell funnier than she is
Yep. And no will bye it. Not even her husband.
Honestly I see the whole vagina candle thing (still so weird to say it) as more of an Amy Schumer thing. After all, she's the one constantly talking about her meat curtains, she even got a sponsorship from Tampax (women's period products company) I know this from the constant annoying ads I get off her putting a tampon in her mouth
Netflix: *Cancels show that could have been good*
Also Netflix: *Airs Goop*
$$$
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE IT
netflix: shoves bigmouth down everyone's throats
Netflix suck .
Still pretty pissed about Santa Clarita Diet not having any closure
Everyone is talking about Tony Stark being a victim. Boys: Chris Martin had to put up with this in real life.
That has to be the best comment here ! lmao
No wonder Coldplay’s music sounds sad
@@rhaegnarok Too be fair, Coldplay has a lot of weird musics because Chris Martin himself is a weirdo just like Damon Albarn from Blur and the creator of Gorillaz. And they both British, so....
Maybe that's why he has all these sad songs
He's quite the hypocritical twat as well, so, not much sympathy for him, either.
I don't know why everyone talks about how beautiful Gwyneth Paltrow is. She looks like every girl on the volleyball team.
Exactly
She looks like the coach.
What's the matter with volleyball? :p
inglorious_Machina omg the accuracy
Not every girl on the volleyball team can act.
It's impressive how Charlie can talk without a breath whenever he's spitting straight facts
"I would rather smoke crack than eat cheese out of a tin" - Gwyneth Paltrow
I would rather smoke crack than financially support Goop
You guys don't smoke crack?
@One Fat Hick lol
Pretty sure she had rather smoke crack anyway.
@@ihavehiv5815 crack buddies
Goop seems like one of those websites you’d find on gta 5
Or a drink in Futurama.
Exactly!!
"Energy"
They keep saying this, I don't think they know what that word means.
It definitely has nothing to do with the potential of a system to do work. That's just mumbo jumbo!
Especially that 300lb orgasm grandma in the corner.
Alackofcaring duhh, they clearly haven’t seent Naruto and DBZ. Energy is supposed to allow you to blow up the planet with a single ki blast or jutsu
Everytime "Energy" is used in this context i think anyone that ever had a little bit of physics or chemistry in school cringes
They newer do, it's always something mystical and unproven.
This aged magnificently. "The goop lab is the worst thing that Netflix could possible put on their catalogue." sounds funny when Cuties will be released soon.
Still waiting for R Kelly’s masterpiece
Same i saw that shit this morning waiting for it
cant believe r kelly's masterpiece got claimed
What's crazy is that shit got claimed not 47 seconds after he posted it.
/ 7125 \ rr tried clicking on that shit to do a “first comment” for shits and giggles but goddamn it went out
What was it about? Did anyone see it?
Chris Martin did a good thing divorcing her lmao.
They were married for 13 years... it's a wonder Chris escaped lol.
He's just as braindead.
Jadae16t what’d he do? Lmao I really got into Coldplay a couple days ago
Fuck i actually had no idea Chris was married to her. Bruh coldplay man got away
@@Jadae aye don't do chris like that you troglodyte
Guest: That’s a nice smelling candle, what’s it called?
Me: Don’t worry about it.
HAHAHA
Matthew
Guest: It oddly smells familiar
Smells like my local fishmongers!
This is the only Guy: "something" other guy: "something" joke I actually enjoyed
(Drags cigarette) *You wouldn't get it*
It’s sad to see how far Pepper Potts fell since Endgame and the death of her husband. Let’s all hope for her speedy recovery.
Deadpool ahh comment
Charlie’s New Candle Company: *”this smells like my flesh light”*
Tristan Beaux
Flesh lights smell better fuck
which one he's bought several
@@RRubicante he hasn't bought any, they give them to him for free.. they being Adam and Eve
Gimme 20
@St0rm Ranger :p
No wonder Tony wasn't hesitant on sacrificing himself to kill Thanos
I thought you were just on anime videos wtf
Jalal??!!! He really is everywhere
could've used goop.... idk... medicine-thingy to save his ass but nah
Rush patriot no he’s a different one, the one who only comments on anime is guy with a mustache
Why dont you ever respond to us..since i see you everyday
"I'm not trying to have my whole house smell like Tony Stark's fingers."
yes that is what he said
the candle would probably smell like coconut and metal
Salt Specialist correct good observation
Yeah fuck off
Was gonna like but you edited the comment...never trust someone who edits comments.
"What worse thing could Netflix put on their platform?"
Oh boy, I think they took that as a challenge.
JonTron: "Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!"
Jons video is the best
More snake oil please my humble sales man.
Technically, he wasn't wrong. There has to be something sharing the same chemical formula.
Indian Here you’re not smart, shut the fuck up
CannedCow You’re not smart shut the frick up
Belle Delphine: I'll sell my bathwater.
Gwyneth Paltrow: hold my healing crystal-filtered beer.
At least with the bath water, you get whats advertised.
@Aaden Lafoucade RUclips comments are a gift, yet a curse.
Would have been funnier if you said “hold my enflamed candle vagina
I actually have crystal filtered vodka, which is a first step for enlightenment according to Dan Aykroyd
777th like. Nice.
Something smells fishy and it's not just the candle.
Badumtss
PAAYYY THE TOOOOLL
She is like that one aunt that we all have (at least I have one), who always talks about well-being and wellness, and is into yoga and meditation and spiritual music and psychic, but in reality is absolutely crazy and uptight and stressful and annoying.
I think Gwenyth can now officially be classified as a Karen
She's not even a regular Karen anymore, she's *_Mega Karen_*
She can turnout worse than kpop fans
Now? She's been scamming people with pseudo science bullshit for years.
@@MrBrezelwurst Uh, that title belongs to Kidz Bop mom.
So captin marvel is not most hated marvel character anymore.
Yaa.
Jesus Tony’s death really did a number on her
Overrated too soon
Spoilers
@@spearspearspear The movies not new anymore, it's your fault if you still havent seen it.
@@professormemebrain1352 Shit's also already available to pirate. at 1080p even lmao.
@@spearspearspear shut up n word
i've walked barefoot when i'm in my house since i was like 10 and i still have depression
@scott wallace so that explain it all, I've been doing it wrong this whole time ಠ_ಠ i didn't sign up for this
You probably forgot to dump the dollar bills or gold coins in your home. Gwyneth Paltrow walks barefoot on all the scam money she makes, you know like Scrooge McDuck. That must be the difference.
She must have been told that by Quentin Tarrentino
i don't know if they mean earthing when they say barefoot, but earthing (connecting to the ground without insulation) is very powerful. i have personally seen reductions in my chronic asthma, and improvements in sleep since sleeping with an earthing mat. if you don't want to pay for anything you can just go outside with a towel and lie on some grass or even concrete for 10-15 minutes. when i started to feel my asthma going away(not cured, treated) over time i started to believe it for myself, because I've had it so severe at times for so long.
as is always the case with natural health there is a lot of noise and media often chooses to go after low hanging fruit, but there are nuggets of gold amongst all the noise. if you're interested you can look up Clint Ober, the man has put large sums of his own money to help fund studies for the concept despite the fact there's very little money to be made other than selling a one time mat for $70 that can last years which you can easily DIY yourself with materials from a hardware store for even cheaper (tie a wire to a pole outside your window), and of course you can go outside and do it for free!
similar to wim hof, who's trying to work with scientists to prove that cold exposure can be beneficial to the human immune system.
You forgot to insert the jade egg. Peasant.
"yachting is good for the spirit"
Who would've thought an expensive holiday at sea might raise the mood?!?
Until the whales come by and sink the boat. ☺️
She's not insane, she's actually a SCAMMER.
fair enough
She's both
She's a new age snakeoil salesman. Now that everyone has money to throw at any old thing she's capitalizing on it
If you are a celebrity you might as well exploit your large following by selling a product. But whoever said it has to be a good product? Oof.
That won't last.
With the constant cash injections by America and China trying to artificially stabilise the markets the whole system is Gunna crash soon.
In short, we're fucked as a species.
Genuinely fucked.
She's no Jonathan Trolly though
@@ImmaLittlePip was looking for this comment lol
I found a jar of snake scale powder medicine half buried at the beach. That shit smelled disgusting.
Netflix: We don’t have enough budget to keep your favourite shows going such as bojack
Also Netflix:
Edit: here comes the typical edit, holy gwenith’s cooter scented candle that’s a lot of likes
Lmao people don’t like edits like that? wow didn’t realise. If anyone feels it’s unnecessary, comment in reply to it so I can remove it
*jazz music stops*
@M'asuda the Liar Yeah, just look at how many different fucking series of real housewives there are. That shit must be so easy to produce it's like a license to print money.
Wait did they cancel BoJack????
Clint Bolinger yes. tragic. finale to come tho
Bojack sucked big ol' donkey dong
It surprises me how much Charlie knows about female anatomy lol. He's surprisingly feminist (in the traditional sense, not man-hating twitter "feminism")
Glad we know about actual feminism still
yes he seems balanced
Don’t need to be a feminist to know about female anatomy. Not how it works lol
@@coffeeenjoyer9099 true what's being a feminist got to do with it
"Titan was like most planets. Until everyone started getting stung by bees and shoving jade eggs up their hoo haas."
Vito C “Up their hoo haas”
You made my day XD
Ok but why does your voice sound so much like Adam Driver?! Especially when you said “at least have enough in stock so I can get one!”
Lana LeStrange it’s the deep, uncanny tone to it that makes him sound like he’s monologuing my sleep paralysis
Marriage story argument scene but all Adam Driver's lines are replaced with random Crit1kal lines
He’s like a clone of Adam Driver who’s vocal cords came out wrong and can only do 2 different notes
He’s drivers greasy clone
Idc if I am late, but damn.. I've been thinking the same thing while watching all Charlie's vids and FINALLY! I found this comment omg.. So I am not the only one..
I wish Netflix would let you choose what you want your membership to fund, so I can actually make sure none of my money goes to Goop.
Well if no one watches it, then Netflix will pull the funding
Netflix is massively in debt, your netflix fee is actually just stopping the company going bust
Denis M shit really?
I legit didn’t know that
@@denism8494 how the f are they in debt? You'd think they're making bank, I'm genuinely curious and I'd appreciate of you told me this sad tale
"I don't want my whole house smelling like Tony Stark's fingers"
This is why he's the greatest RUclipsr of all time.
Probably because she’s basically no longer relevant in the MCU now.
She's been doing this for long before her relevance dipped.
@@bhutwheyttherismor86 well this is the nail in the coffin, Iron Man is dead and so is her possibility of gaining back relevance
On the interview on that show Chef, she didn't even know she was in the new Spiderman movie. She just...didn't realize.
She started this back in 2008 before iron man even became popular
She is a powerfull wamen. Ofcourse she will be back. Beating up white men with the Wakanda gang.
Bees: evolves stingers to harm other creatures
Gwyneth Paltrow: stingers actually heal you
Bees: ...
actually- this one of the only thing she says that makes any actual sense, some data does suggest that this ancient practice is helpful
@@kookoo4pandas gonna need some evidence on that one chief
@@seanmckenzie3877 just a quick google search away... you can look up more primary sources if you would like! But it shows the studies I was talking about! www.beeculture.com/bee-venom-therapy/
Chilli pepper plants: evolve capcaisin to prevent mammals eating the seeds
Humans: Yum, tasty!
Will Kirsch my parents are beekeepers and they said supposedly the venom in the bee’s stinger helps with arthritis/joint pain.
Literally no one:
Gwyneth Paltrow: *Drink air to maintain life*
Fucking Pointless "Nobody"
I can’t wait till this tired fucking “no one” format dies
Escargot we should start making fun of these losers that will get them to stop
"No one:"
LMAO THAT POINT GOT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gerry Adams: I lick ballsacks
I gotta also say that "goop" just sounds nasty asf and I just couldn't buy 'medicine' from a company named that.
"I'm not trying to have my whole house smell like Tony Stark's fingers." 😂😂😂
Brian Cuellar I’m still laughing
Gwyneth- “WITNESS ME!”
Internet- “M E D I O C R E .”
Lmao
Gottem
This man has to be the most famous homeless person with a house
Birrock4 post malone
@@aidocoop6458 no, only charlie
Birrock4 what ab imaqtpie?
@@YungNappers no, only Charlie
Idk bud he wears this exact same attire except the hat white shirt black sweats everyday he streams
*”I’m not trying to have my whole house smell like tony starks fingers”*
So what does Tony Stark's fingers smell like a chemistry set?
I'm not vaccinated and I still have all 8 of my fingers.
Milky this made me laugh, thank you for making my day
i would like but the likes are perfect
Milky ha. Got a chuckle out of me.
I am vaccinated and still have at least 2 more months of living
On one hand or spread apart???
Oof, Chris Martin definitely jumped that ship in time
@Polarbear Frost S Uhh, what's wrong with oof?
@Polarbear Frost S oof
@Polarbear Frost S oof
Polarbear Frost Uh oh someone thinks they’re badass bu telling someone off
@Polarbear Frost S It's just a common expression that's been around for decades, if not centuries. It's like saying "ow" is an overused word.
Charlie’s a mad man with all these uploads today
Too much time on leddit got him on edge.
charlie gives off the vibe of a cool older brother who gives you good and practical life advice and is only a slightly bad influence
GOOP: Gwyneth's Overload Of Pseudoscience
*Gwyneth ( . ) ( . ) Paltrow*
@@IScreenshotNFTs As a man on the behalf of all men, I won't lie, we would all be interested in a vagina scented candle.
The1Waffle4all Not all vaginas are made alike. I’d rather a burning tyre scented candle over some.
@@robj4078 Yeah, I get that, but you aren't going to lie and say you wouldn't at least try it out.
@@the1waffle4all72 She's unattractive and tall. That's a fucking nope. Especially not hoes. I don't want some desperate ass bitch's pussy to stink up my fucking room.
This is why Chris Martin left her
And now he’s dating Dakota Johnson and that it’s what I call a glow up
That’s fucked and also not true she divorced him years ago
@@cheemythedrunkmonke this is also a joke you dumbass
Can we also talk about how she forced carson to change the name of his group
For real?
What is it now?
@@dylansasson6756 its now called "the lunchclub"
@@rickyreign2601 it was a podcast called Goop.
Fair enough really
who names their child apple. thats like naming your dog horse
Hmmmm🤔 this almost feels like it implies that you eat horses.
@@NetherLord1234 they taste like kangaroos
She looks like a droid from the Detroit game
Leander Varma Detroit: Become Goop
she looks like a droid from Star Wars prequels
No she looks like a off brand of
Droids from detroit
Ngl the girl who said "Everyone gets off" I thought it was Danny Devito
Thank god it wasn’t. I know danny devito is better than that shit and if he is to go on that show I will lose it.
So anyway, I started shooting
"but it's a good thing I had my pieces"
*Pulls out phat vibrator*
Bend... and SNAP
@@mauz791 so anyway, I started blasting***
After Tony’s death she went completely insane
After a decade of shit you wonder why
Everywhere she used to go she could see his face, but no longer. No she is blinded by stupidity and enslaved by money.
I've walked around barefoot alot. My depression still exists.
That candle probably smells like an episode of Deadliest Catch.
FISH ON FISH ON
deadliest snatch
There's a pun about crabs somewhere in there...
Everything that comes out is shrimp flavoured.
Aw yeah! Crab pussy!
Jontron’s video perfectly described how crazy she is as well
the part of him reading her quote about people being plugged into her kidneys ruins me
I couldn't remember where else I heard about this batshit crazy shit
Jontron sucks tho
@@olojondro73 ruclips.net/video/CXArovLJ60A/видео.html
@@olojondro73 what the hell you talking about jontron is one of the last good RUclipsr left
She is crazy, but the people buying into it are even more crazy.
The people buying it are just easy to manipulate so she's exploiting those people. She's evil.
I have family members that already believe the world is flat, that the holocaust didn't exist, and that they shouldn't vaccinate their children. They're definitely going to buy into this and it's just sad. People are easily manipulated.
gigi black
I feel for you I deal with the same stuff it’s stressful having logical conversation with them
@@uno9331 yeah, especially when they force these ideas onto you and act like they're superior for knowing the unknown, smh.
"I don't know what they're gonna do next."
You don't wanna know, January Cr1tikal...
That sounds like something white people with dreads would do
Seems about white.
Plum Lmao. Thanks. I was feeling down but this cheered me up. Dad jokes really white up my day.
I once saw a black guy with dreads, in real life !! Some craze
@@bustingcheeks9566 ?
K. P. Hello
Dear Netflix: Don't make psuedo science propaganda that promotes lies, and make you subscription cheaper instead
SirFlukealot Esquire Netflix has officially created propaganda
Remember Bill’s bit about gender that every single doctor that actually does their job says was bs, I think they are attempting to become Nazi propagandist
Nothing new there. Netflix is the Chinese counterfeit store of media streaming
@@epiphany7770 Netflix has always been creating propaganda eversince they decided to get on the social justice and forced diversity train.
Earth is Flat
There's a kid in my school who isn't vaccinated. She has literally been absent for 2 months
Are they still breathing?
Lmao the “She has literally been absent for 2 months” actually made me say “oop-“ out loud
Just go to the funeral and start blasting the appropriate music
@@xaviersimmons8865 yeah. She's my friends girlfriend and he says she is still sick but who the fuck knows
Oof
2:47 "The Goop Lab is the worst possible thing Netflix could possibly put on their catalog"
Well that aged like milk out in the sun in the Sahara desert, hasn't it
Jontron warned us and we didn’t listen
Dom Short he did. Those stickers are a joke.
He also warned us about commulists. Don't go giving that racist ass too much credit.
@@SpaceLemon. Thank you.
@@SpaceLemon. That's an even more ingnorant statement that anything he actually said.
Or just a blatent lie. Go read the transcript Little Ms. Outrage.
@@badlaamaurukehu It's classic racist to call immigrants "invaders." From the transcript.
I feel like they’re jus trolling at this point
Trolling is an internet act to get a reaction. When you start lying to people in real life so they give you money, that's called scamming. They know what they're doing and they're laughing themselves to sleep.
@@fayeharrison1741 I tried her vagina candle and now I can't get the smell of rotten fish out of my drapes. Oh god, it's everywhere, even my book shelf is starting to discolor.
kimmie as someone else said, this is scamming gullible women. My grandma would eat this shit up. Got catfished and gave the guy 6 grand and he never spoke to her again and she still believes he wasn’t a cat fish even tho he refused to send a picture of himself and the ones he did he photoshopped and she STILL believed he wasn’t cat fishing her. People are dumb and gullible and goop is taking advantage
@@BaronVonBielski I feel like it's some weird form of escapism, just like the men and women being scammed by people pretending to be interested in them for their money. The people I've seen on TV, they acted like gambling addicts. When those greedy people turned against them and started treating them like shit, it got to the point them just of denying reality because they didn't want to believe they made a horrible mistake.
This is gonna be the best year, thanks Gangrene Pillthrow
Its Gargoyle Pullthrough
Are you guys talking about Granate Poultry?
@@megaGui777 Gaylord Pussyfart?
Garbage Pringles?
Gangrene pterodactyl.
Jokes on you Gwynny, I run around barefoot like a troglodyte as much as possible and I'm still severely depressed, I did this market research long before you rode into town
Goop Tier list:
S Tier: Carson’s Goop
-F Tier: Gwyneth’s Goop
Wiseytt Is this some Jschlatt top tier list?
Wiseytt 1/10: didn’t see any tigers.
Irish Anonymous No, if it was a Jschlatt tier list Stal would be ranked on the F- tier with Gwyneth’s Goop
Invest in SchlattCoin
Nah, they're not goop anymore. They ran into legal problems with gwyneth's goop. So now they're lunch club
"Okay so what about this new smell for the candle?"
"WTF this is awful it smells like my vagina"
"..."
"..."
"Hold up we might be onto something"
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Is your picture a Typhlosion?
I don knoe
@@jokerismyname7654 No my guy, the original comment is the one I'm asking about😂
@@abigbutterstick1780 yes it is :)
Not only is goop evil but the show just looks like an unfunny snooze fest
Sprinkled with some cringe
Anonymous Anonymous some?
But.. but ORGASMS. It's just for the women who adore shit like Fifty Shades Of Grey and stuff like that.
@@amir0779 touché
If young Charlie only knew the rise of antivaxers that was on the horizon
We learn history lest it repeat itself. She’s selling snake oil, putting a different label and look on it, and people are falling for it.
JimsyFlimsy whats with the snake oil? I’ve seen people all over commenting that but i just dont get the reference
@@oblongjr snake oil was an old scam
Yeah, but even snake oil is more valuable than what she's selling because at least it's oil, which has some value. She sells snake shit
@@oblongjr
Long story short back in the 1800s con artists will go around selling snake oil saying it cures everything. A classic scam that eventually fell out of use.
"Crushed snakes, gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" - Jonathan Tronleys Medicianal Menagerie
How is nobody talking about this? this is aggravating. Netflix has lost any integrity.
Tegridy!
The bigger they are, the less integrity overall.
@John Marston what are you, stuck in the fucking 90s and 00s?
When did Netflix have integrity?
@MrNahual2099 dude, we are talking about products that can harm people, be well known everywhere, and all you havr to say is just some show was cringy? WHOOP DE DO, we got bigger issues then something you can ignore
Thank you for covering this so I didn’t have to watch it. I was interested at first. So crazy
This isn't even a boomer thing. There's a whole market of this type of shit for younger generations. I personally know at least five people that believe in these kinds of pseudo-sciences. Ages 20-25.
MY TWO SISTERS (age 25-30) LOVE GOOP AND I DONT UNDERSTAND
@@Iblamethebarrels
Daaamn poor soul
get them to a health scientist to explain them the world
@@lucky-lu6tc I sent them this video lolol
Yourangmyfriend? My prayers are with you
@@Davee774 thank you
It’s demeaning. I would bet my left tit that this “magic potion” ex actress, calls herself a feminist. Ripping off gullible women is not empowering. She’s disgraceful, and should be so ashamed of herself, not just as a woman but as a human being.
Even feminists are better than her
She's actually an alien trying to learn how to be a human
It should be illegal. In no way should these rich saps be making fame and money off of shitty, harmful products and practices that actually put the lives of people at severe risk.
bruh, I walk barefoot all day every day at home, still depressed af...
You're trolling right? That's because you're at home lol
@@7DMIC I like my home, still no better.
It's about being outside. Vitamin d bruh
@@insolentish4529 thats how i cured Gwyneth Paltrows depression gave her all the vitamin D she needed
I walk around outside all day because I'm homeless. Yeah no. Still depressed 😭
As a child of an anti-vaxxer... thank you. Thank you so much. I completely 100% agree
The Goop Lab? Yeah, Ill take "Words I never want to hear together again" for 500 please, Alex.
Lmao
*Hearing this name creates a stress band and irritates the genitals; it is associated with alternative medicine.*
i heard that as "the goog lag"
it sounds like a nickelodeon game show
@@SharlyTV goolag?
3:13 Why does it look like her hair textures have loaded completely but her face and teeth textures haven’t popped in yet?
Jumpin’ Jack Clash this made me scream
Kat F It’s startlingly accurate.
Not really
Because the chakra energies radiating off of them mess up the light waves captured by the camera.
Rare insults
_Charlie’s house already smells like goop candles with all the Fleshlights he has around._
Hehe
Goop, Cuties... Netflix we need to talk...
I'm so glad you are talking about this. She's a detriment to society.
Part of me hopes she's just a money-hungry sociopath and is faking all this shit for that cash. I actually think that would be better than being this fucking stupid.
@@aidan3768 unfortunately, she's so far removed from reality that our completely fair and justified criticisms are wasted on her.
Netflix: We gotta make sure Disney+ doesn't overthrow us
Also Netflix: *Goop Lab is out now*
1:01 *THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VАGINА*
Didn’t know рussy candles were a thing until now
They're just oyster candles, I can't believe I fell for it again
How do I keep finding you
Im gagging
They're still not a thing. Trust me.
they're not, she's just insane
"Goop Is Hurting Everyone" never thought I'd say that.
I thought he meant callmecarsons group at first
I thought he meant callmecarsons group at first
Was hoping the Charlie Jschlatt collab might finally happen too
@@mako2708 youre right
Sounds like something out of super mario sunshine