WHEN ANIME WAIFUS ARE MORE REAL THAN YOU THINK - Lost Pause Reddit

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  • @kaiseryuuki4098
    @kaiseryuuki4098 Год назад +317

    "The only kink that can't be shamed is the kink of conquering china." - Mongolian Proverb

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Год назад +36

      Thanks Genghis Khan, very cool 😂

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander Год назад +13

      Being kink shamed is my fetish

    • @leosunaquamoon
      @leosunaquamoon Год назад +6

      ​@M Alexander I see that you're a type of masochist

    • @Mk-ms3oq
      @Mk-ms3oq Год назад

      Because if it was there be many kink warlords, I don't think China wants that in there history

    • @erramus6369
      @erramus6369 Год назад +6

      @@M_Alexander thats a wierd fetish.

  • @elYIiLy
    @elYIiLy Год назад +133

    i always knew noble was secretly running the world, at least he's more sensible then the other dudes doing that

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 Год назад +70

    Yor's face, Mixed with the literal imagery of a person pulling out beads, and the Woman spinning like the Tasmanian devil, absolutely killed me.

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 Год назад +4

      For the sake of clarification (in other words, ruining the joke), pulling out someone's beads isn't like a Beyblade. In fact, It's like starting up the world's greatest lawnmower. Do what you and your partner will with that information and sorry for the mental scarring.😅

  • @MrHidePatten
    @MrHidePatten Год назад +52

    IRS: “That’s a lot of businesses you got there…”

    • @zharpain
      @zharpain Год назад +6

      As long as they get paid they don't really care. Short them a single penny and may god have mercy upon thy soul.

    • @calebmoheb3253
      @calebmoheb3253 Год назад +4

      @@zharpain fr

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад +3

      ​@@zharpain I know right. Even Joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

  • @estebanramirez1178
    @estebanramirez1178 Год назад +60

    I should clarify that in that Screenshot with Saiki is that he is in fact a girl. Plot of this anime is basically if Saitama was a Psychic-Type instead of a Fighting-Type. Saiki has a stupid amount of powers with drawbacks on a majority of them. One of this is being able to switch genders whenever he feels like it, but only to when he needs to be a girl; such as an event that gives girls free confectioneries.

  • @mememan9769
    @mememan9769 Год назад +35

    Blessing from the noble knight

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor Год назад +43

    9:15 it’s not a wig. Saiki actually turned into a girl in that scene, and does so again in several others. Name a superpower, he most likely has it.

  • @aegis20xx7
    @aegis20xx7 Год назад +15

    A recycling company AND a restaurant? It's official, Noble is slowly taking over the world

  • @ZenzerAlfancar
    @ZenzerAlfancar Год назад +7

    Noble, here is the thing about Saiki K. (if I remember right) technically was originally a girl, but used their power to become and stay as a boy most of the time, but they can also reverse it too.

  • @mikhelroach9686
    @mikhelroach9686 Год назад +90

    9:20 Saiki actually changed his whole sex. Mans got the vajajay and everything.

    • @0ikess
      @0ikess Год назад +22

      not only that but he changed it when he was in the womb he was supposed to be a girl originally

    • @anonymousmonkey9491
      @anonymousmonkey9491 Год назад +18

      @@0ikess either way he can freely genderbent when he needs to.

    • @Skywolfhd20
      @Skywolfhd20 Год назад +2

      @@0ikess source?

    • @johandori7795
      @johandori7795 Год назад +7

      @@Skywolfhd20 The manga and anime... Pretty sure both are stated by Saiki in the chapter that introduces his/their genderbending ability. Sorry that I can't remember the actual number though, it's been like...five years? Since I read Saiki Kusuo no psinan (think that's the romanji spelling, could easily be wrong).

    • @Skywolfhd20
      @Skywolfhd20 Год назад +3

      @@johandori7795 i've watched the anime front to back and i don't remember it ever being mentioned that saiki was anything but male in the womb
      i'm inclined to call bullshit on the "saiki was supposed to be female" until someone can site a manga chapter where it's mentioned

  • @GenEric1305
    @GenEric1305 Год назад +5

    Tontaro’s stuff is always a cute little treat to see. Always what I need after the chaos that is Twitter.

  • @nakimura2887
    @nakimura2887 Год назад +22

    Funny story about a D&D campaign that I was in...
    We had set up camp one night and just out of the blue an owl bear appears and the first thing I do is roll to german suplex it. I got a 19. It died immediately.
    That is how D&D is meant to be played.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад +3

      Rookie move. The real professionals roll to tame it and ride it.

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 Год назад

      I have one too. My brother was DMing a game and decided to "trap" us on an island surrounded by pirate ships. My sister decides to attempt to summon something from the water, at a disadvantage because her character was terrified of the ocean, and she rolled a natural 20, TWICE! My brother, exasperated checked the monster manual, "Fuck it. You summon a damn leviathan. Are you happy?" We were happy.
      Or another time. We were in a kingdom somehow made of adamantine. There were these adamantine golems created to seek out any magic use and destroy anything in the area. So me, being the asshole I am, strolled up to the castle gates, knocked on the door, and fired a lightning bolt in a guards face. Then got the hell out of there and watched the carnage unfold.

  • @SparkShadow212
    @SparkShadow212 Год назад +5

    5:34 It's even more impressive/outlandish in Wano, where he SOMEHOW got lost while sleeping during a strategy meeting.

  • @TheItuber
    @TheItuber Год назад +11

    9:13 "I said girls tho, that`s a men in a wig."
    "Women are men in wigs" - Noble 2023
    Btw that was Saiki Kusou, he can literally transform himself into a girl to the genetic level,
    so he`s more a girl than for example Ranma. or any trap.

  • @ChristopherWoods
    @ChristopherWoods Год назад +12

    Lost it at the radish scene

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 Год назад +9

    Good old Zoro getting lost and 7:58 that meme is so random and I love it lol

  • @IbarakiPlays
    @IbarakiPlays Год назад +6

    That Eevee animation is actually the fucking cutest thing I've ever seen

  • @dtrfggh
    @dtrfggh Год назад +52

    petition to call "post nut clarity" by its japanese name in all of nobles stuff: "sage mode"

    • @WardOfSouls
      @WardOfSouls Год назад +3

      I thought it was called "sage time"? Maybe I'm just misremembering.

    • @mindcaztackerman1160
      @mindcaztackerman1160 Год назад +2

      Kenja time

    • @meetjeric
      @meetjeric Год назад

      how about noble mode : never nutted at all

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 Год назад +22

    1:04
    Do you really think a hug is gonna make me feel better?

  • @MarqFJA87
    @MarqFJA87 Год назад +5

    4:50 Yeah, they find us too "dry" due to our comparatively severe deficiency in fat compared to, say, seals.
    9:53 Maple leaf... Is this in Canada?

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Год назад +1

      the top business is a tim hortons so safe to say it's in canada.

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 Год назад +9

    When I think about it, the girls and boys in standard light novels, esp. Isekai, kind of resemble the differences in fashion between girls and boys. Fashion for girls is always full of variety and effort to bring out all different kinds of greatness, while fashion for boys is always pretty much the same. Girls are always encouraged to look good like no one else looks good, while boys are encouraged to look good like all other boys look good, yet we still complain that the boy intended to look the best of all of them always looks the same.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 Год назад +2

    Ok "I like you a WEEDLE bit" Is actually just adorable.

  • @YaoiFan22
    @YaoiFan22 Год назад +5

    2:12 Mine would either be Infinite Mage (a recap version) or Ascendence of a Bookworm.
    4:48 Tell that to a little shark in a feeding tank that completely ignored the shrimp in my hand, latched onto my hand, and would not let go till half of its body was out of the water. I thought it would let go sooner but no. Scared a group of kids next to me and my sister was too scared to feed anything at an aquarium again. Didn't hurt. I was more worried about the shark. I also wish it was slightly deeper so it would have left a scar instead of just many tiny holes closing up. I think it happened in 2016, a year before I graduated high school.
    After looking up the aquarium it happened at, I think it was a brown banded bamboo shark as it didn't have spots.

    • @liamowen297
      @liamowen297 Год назад

      Mine would be deconstructing a $3 game cube?!?!!?!?

  • @GaleAeras
    @GaleAeras Год назад +3

    5:12 Terran Hellion
    5:16 Terran Marauder
    Didn't know Noble was a StarCraft 2 unit

  • @sqocks8254
    @sqocks8254 Год назад +3

    That thumbnail is very much appreciated ❤

  • @williansnobre
    @williansnobre Год назад +1

    4:49 sharks usually don't enjoy the taste of humans, the problem is, sharks might give a "light" bite when they bump into a human, either because they confused the human for something else like a seal or out of curiosity and then they go "eeeww" and leave, but then the person might already be seriously hurt.

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch Год назад +4

    So Noble runs a secretive underworld recycling and fast food crime syndicate? That checks out...😐

  • @EpitomeOfEdgy
    @EpitomeOfEdgy Год назад +3

    i actually want an eevee because i feel like they would legit be better than an actual dog

  • @N3k0_k1d
    @N3k0_k1d Год назад +3

    9:13 Not Noble misses the joke (Saiki did turn himself into a girl in that one episode)

  • @Dynamitematt
    @Dynamitematt Год назад +3

    Noble getting pissed at lily with paimon's voice is funny as hell someone needs to draw noble as paimon or noble as the traveler and lily as paimon!!!😂

  • @kongsunlyheng4186
    @kongsunlyheng4186 Год назад +4

    They say anime girls in off-brands are unrealistic but what is more likely to be unrealistic is the male character parts

  • @RealDTSM
    @RealDTSM Год назад +1

    2:02 just like how my party almost managed to successfully do a heist (had to grab a relic from a mansion belonging to the noble family), before one of our team members decides to go in and ruin absolutelt everything. And now we’re wanted criminals. Absolutely love it :) that and we almost died to an imperial guard but at least i now have a Keen Halberd of Elemental Absorption now (it crits on nat 20 and any element i get hit with while holding the halberd, the halberd then wields for what i would assume to be for my whole turn)

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Год назад +2

    4:51 In fact they, like every other animal, absolutely HATE it given how much stuff we put into ourselves. We're not Junk Food, we're the lowest quality MRE to them. We're like the US MRE Individual Menu #4 Veggie Omelet or the PLA 2018 Type 13 MRE to any animal that tries to eat us.

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy Год назад +1

    Noble: I try to diversify but my fan base keeps finding all my buisness'!
    Accountant: what?

  • @edwardt.8704
    @edwardt.8704 Год назад +2

    The last thing I watched was an episode of Wotakoi: Love is Hard for an Otaku, and I find myself at a Noble video...
    Seems about right

  • @danielhuelsman76
    @danielhuelsman76 Год назад

    She's calling him out for the radish, when she should be grateful he's not messing with a cantaloupe.

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon Год назад +4

    I remember reading that manga with the radish stocking...fucking love it XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

  • @Nekosage
    @Nekosage Год назад +2

    2:10 - 2:16 - If Fefe means "Watched in full", an ongoing LP of Kirby games. Not really my idea of a "fluff" life.
    7:34 - 7:45 - Noble is Paimon confirmed!
    7:57 - 8:09 - Heh, the look of your face screams: In the next few seconds, it will be the happiest day of my life!
    8:49 - 8:56 - I imagine if Yor did it, it would definitely happen.

  • @darksnakenerdmaster
    @darksnakenerdmaster Год назад +2

    First video since becoming the 4th moderator of the subreddit! I hope we did a good job this week, Noble

  • @jamesmalinowski4033
    @jamesmalinowski4033 Год назад +1

    2:10 Pair of Kings. Hoo Boy. Not sure whether to be excited or worried.

  • @silverraxtus9622
    @silverraxtus9622 Год назад

    I remember once when I was playing DND. We had to go down into a canyon. I had made myself a homebrew weapon called a Vorpal Scythe, Vorpal gives you a possibility to instantly kill something on a nat 20. Unimportant though. My dumbass decided to jump down into the canyon, about 60-70 feet down, and stop myself at the bottom by stabbing my scythe into the wall, pulling my arm out of it's socket. Only to actually look and see a staircase about a mile away... Quite hilarious.

  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 Год назад +1

    That Pikachu will never deflate lol and Isekai Ojisan such a memey great show

  • @yusheitslv100
    @yusheitslv100 Год назад +1

    7:52
    I KNEW Lily looked familiar!

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg Год назад +1

    Noble be like: "recycling in another world"

  • @joshwalterraymundo8574
    @joshwalterraymundo8574 9 месяцев назад

    Radish stockings. XD Wow Noble going business, he must be super RICH!

  • @zomfragger
    @zomfragger Год назад

    IRS: Mr Nobel we need to have a word with you. You've seem to have forgotten some items on your tax forms.

  • @diffdimgamerseven9986
    @diffdimgamerseven9986 Год назад

    Eevee imitating an eevee:so it's the same type of stand as star platinum

  • @shanethebrownwolf5575
    @shanethebrownwolf5575 Год назад +3

    I think the altered Eeveelutions were AI generated
    As for Pokémon puns, there’s one I always remember because of who said it. It’s “I pikachu in the shower” 😆

    • @UncoolForYou
      @UncoolForYou Год назад

      You pee cashew in the shower?! Get that checked out man.

  • @unculturedweeb4240
    @unculturedweeb4240 Год назад

    She lewded herself to perfection.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 Год назад

    I can't recall exactly but I remember you did a video featuring the artist Wonni. 👏👏👏👏👏
    I will also never stop enjoying the OPM memez.

  • @sigmaK9
    @sigmaK9 Год назад +3

    The 3:56 mark. Totally awesome. But also kind of a bitter pill to swallow. Because when women draw sexy, beautiful women, nobody complains. But, when men draw beautiful, sexy women? Then, it’s misogyny and sexism.

  • @MaggH-Jones
    @MaggH-Jones 11 месяцев назад

    my "Fluff" life is called: He Tried To Insult her And It Backfired! Fits perfectly

  • @francofonseca5292
    @francofonseca5292 Год назад

    Great video, thank the algorithm to present thos channel on daily feed

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 Год назад +1

    I would come up with a few pokemon related puns myself, but that would require me to Tinkaton.

  • @Spectacure
    @Spectacure Год назад

    Last thing I watched is “run for money” XD

  • @TheSpectator7
    @TheSpectator7 Год назад

    Her: "But I'm allergic to Shrimp!"
    Me: Well I can't eat heavily polluted Clam!

  • @flyingturret208thecannon5
    @flyingturret208thecannon5 9 месяцев назад

    My group’s campaign is closer to Am I Actually the Strongest or Tsukimichi, because each character independently is horrific to fight, together it just marks the foe for guaranteed death, and there’s always one character who leaves the DM lost as for how to balance the encounter against the one player.

  • @danielferrieri7434
    @danielferrieri7434 Год назад +2

    The Thumbnail is NICE

  • @Chili_chil1
    @Chili_chil1 Год назад

    As a DND player, I can confirm that we’re just idiots. My entire team is STILL trying to save me after 4 sessions. And I’m the rogue…

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 Год назад +2

    4:10Wow that's got to be a ultimate burn for anybody who said it was totally
    Unrealistic body proportions💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😤😤😤

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai Год назад +1

    "Your fluff life is named for the last thing you watched."
    Tombstone. Makes sense, since I'm very likely to die a virgin. 👈🏻😎👉🏻

  • @netherillager5959
    @netherillager5959 Год назад

    2:15 Bad batch... This one stumps me

  • @yigitdemir5387
    @yigitdemir5387 Год назад +1

    There really is a beyblade video like that in dark places of internet

  • @jimmyleeanderson6623
    @jimmyleeanderson6623 2 месяца назад

    2:10 in the video
    My fluff life is now called "Shylilly's way of handle insomnia"

  • @Sonic-Batman
    @Sonic-Batman Год назад +1

    7:30 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon Год назад +1

    6:55 Noble better sue! 🤣

  • @koopa283
    @koopa283 Год назад

    5:51 she got them Peppino stressed out eyes

  • @dustin-sb7lt
    @dustin-sb7lt Год назад +1

    My fluff life is "Half an episode of Jujusu Kaisen"

  • @Dragorage10111
    @Dragorage10111 Год назад

    2:11 Dead mount death play….. well despite the fact I have yet to do it with someone I’m scared for my future

  • @Cyberdemon11120
    @Cyberdemon11120 Год назад

    2:10 ... 'Please Don't Toy With Me Miss Nagatoro!' is the current anime I'm watching. The last anime I finished watching is 'Tomo is a Girl!'...

  • @ethanemerson4862
    @ethanemerson4862 Год назад +1

    (2:03) where did the psyduck go?

  • @beerforkalvin6133
    @beerforkalvin6133 Год назад +1

    Wendy is sandwiched between Tim and Noble.

  • @duxartoria3392
    @duxartoria3392 Год назад +1

    1:06 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • @whazzup_teacup
    @whazzup_teacup Год назад

    8:07 Let me guess: That's green room Noble reacting to booba?

  • @Kurachi84
    @Kurachi84 Год назад +1

    5:28 Ryoga from Ranma, eh? He's back home, while he just was with Ranma, with whom he wanted to fight, while Ranma's waiting for him to show up XD
    7:57 But i'm glad it exists!
    8:38 Oh, she's a mommy! ... I hope! Hope she's no tsundere, cuz then doing the dishes won't work.

  • @mattiusstrutton
    @mattiusstrutton Год назад

    That's a really cool giant jelly donut you have!

  • @TheOrangeBottleCap
    @TheOrangeBottleCap Год назад

    Funnily enough as a dm myself I can also agree on how the party is usually just full of idiots
    I've ran a pirate game, a space game, a post fantasy apocalypse game, and a post apocalyptic cowboy game and the players have been idiots either sometimes or all the time in all of those games

  • @Lastname_fennec
    @Lastname_fennec Год назад

    My last search (I genuinely forgot it’s name) was “skorbunny middle evolution” and now my “fluff” life is going to be a hot rabbit (pun intended)

  • @rafaelrivera7594
    @rafaelrivera7594 Год назад

    2:18 "pokemon black and white adventures in unova and beyond"....i dont know if i should be happy or absolutely horrified

  • @dynam8196
    @dynam8196 Год назад +1

    When you get "In another world with my smartphone" as your sex life 😂

  • @Imagineoreo
    @Imagineoreo 2 месяца назад

    2:10 "I parry everything"
    Well damn now I know why I am a virgin

  • @thepaladinauthoryoutube
    @thepaladinauthoryoutube Год назад

    "Your (blank) life is now called the last thing you watched."
    Me: Huh. Forensics Files.
    ... **GASP**

  • @RepMetal
    @RepMetal Год назад +5

    56 seconds is my current PB on Noble's videos.

  • @wonni__
    @wonni__ Год назад

    Seeing Lost Pause react to my art/cosplay is wild

  • @Ocelot56
    @Ocelot56 Год назад +1

    Holy shit! That DnD meme @1:50 is so perfect!! XD

  • @TruB1u3
    @TruB1u3 Год назад

    Glad I could help bring you back to Monke

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 Год назад

    I don't watch streaming services (Hulu, Disney+, etc.), so livestream titles, I guess. My love life is titled "plumbers doing things not listed in thier [sic] job description! (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga pt. 4)"? NO THANK YOU.
    Yeah, sharks mainly just eat us when they confuse us with stuff they DO eat.
    That just reminds me of a clip I saw of Noucome, where the protagonist gives his homeroom teacher upsies... kind of against his will?

  • @shadowking9549
    @shadowking9549 Год назад +2

    6:48 - 7:14 For those who don't get sarcasm, obviously, he is joking. Though if he wanted to, he could definitely do it.
    9:47 - 10:04 Same thing, but he wishes he'd be next to smug Wendy's lol 😆.

  • @DragonKnightJin
    @DragonKnightJin 3 месяца назад

    Fluff life is now called the last thing I watched? Oh boy.
    "Villainess Level 99: I May Be the Hidden Boss but I'm Not the Demon Lord"
    ...I'm not sure what to make of that...

  • @ericfoltz1979
    @ericfoltz1979 Год назад +2

    2:43 Me when I'm casually listening to a normie conversation kink shaming

  • @nicboone8277
    @nicboone8277 Год назад

    A pick me up from the sadness that is my first cracked screen. Phone still works tho, so I won't miss any Noble.

  • @tomiokagiyu4931
    @tomiokagiyu4931 Год назад

    7:31 pocket on the left

  • @kingarthurii5001
    @kingarthurii5001 Год назад

    2:11 The Punisher

  • @francisconunes197
    @francisconunes197 Год назад

    2:12 mines would be puss & boots the last wish...in that context the thing looks like a deathbed kink dream...

  • @fabianschultz
    @fabianschultz Год назад

    Weedle is called hornliu in german that pun got a whole other meaning with this

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 Год назад

    2:44
    Wait, why is the whole town buying it?

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 Год назад

    8:55
    Same, Loid.
    Like what the hell is Yor talking about?

  • @stolekey6952
    @stolekey6952 Год назад

    the last thing i watched?
    its just this video. idk what you expected.

  • @harmless-kun
    @harmless-kun Год назад

    5:45 Aaa shiz.... the artist's past work being referenced...

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 Год назад

    5:59 Are you wearing black because the wind just gave me a 🐭⚡