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  • @blaze595
    @blaze595 3 месяца назад +6968

    It’s absolutely ridiculous words like “died” or “dead” have started being seen as things that needs to be censored.

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 3 месяца назад +526

      I believe even longer. Can't remember where, but heard some time ago that FCC enforced a law at some point in the '70s that you weren't allowed to say those words or any related ones. Wether or not that's true, it's died down a bit now (pun not intended), but only on public TV. RUclips was supposed to be a freespace alt to that, but now it's swapped, it's WORSE than public TV! Might as well rebrand as "VidTube" or smth because "Broadcast Yourself" ain't shit

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 месяца назад +475

      They’re forgetting RUclips kids even exists and they’re making this into it again

    • @Xrqzer
      @Xrqzer 3 месяца назад +111

      @@Idiotic_B_PurcellYea, that's COPPA for you.

    • @TheEndDimension
      @TheEndDimension 3 месяца назад +48

      Tbh I call fainted pokemon dead even though I'm not a nuzlocker, and I don't censor it.

    • @dizzyndead
      @dizzyndead 3 месяца назад +175

      its because algorithms hide content that says things relation to death, not because the content creators are being corny

  • @errynei
    @errynei 3 месяца назад +2742

    The "unalive" word makes me think of newspeak from the book 1984 where theyd say stuff like "unwarm" instead of "cold"

    • @learnmore3017
      @learnmore3017 3 месяца назад +318

      That is exactly what it is

    • @allisonsmith8025
      @allisonsmith8025 3 месяца назад +102

      Ew, that thought gave me the creeps!

    • @Numokai
      @Numokai 3 месяца назад +170

      Double plus ungood

    • @chuckdude514
      @chuckdude514 3 месяца назад

      It's all going according to the plan. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. You own nothing and you are happy.

    • @venerable_nelson
      @venerable_nelson 3 месяца назад +65

      @@Numokai I'm not sure if I need to brush up on newspeak, or if we're all already fluent.

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 3 месяца назад +1103

    What Orwell thought Newspeak would be like: doubleplusgood
    What Newspeak is actually going to sound like: unalived

    • @gesshoku92
      @gesshoku92 3 месяца назад +24

      Unalived is approved by advertisers because people buy less when they hear the words died / killed. Its better for the economy this way.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 3 месяца назад +123

      @@gesshoku92 that's uh, one way of putting it? I don't like when the media is told what they can and can't say for the sake of advertisers tbh

    • @stephenallen4635
      @stephenallen4635 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gesshoku92you one of those ultra brainwashed americans?

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 3 месяца назад +23

      ​@@ghhn4505There's basically two choices in this world
      The government tells you what you can say, or advertisers do. Pick your poison

    • @jamesrusselleriii8284
      @jamesrusselleriii8284 3 месяца назад

      Orwell was wrong about Newspeak being pushed by the government. In truth, it was pushed by the advertisers.

  • @rivalproductions9213
    @rivalproductions9213 3 месяца назад +15566

    When Boeing announces that one of their whistle blowers had an oopsie daisy

    • @Russellsauce
      @Russellsauce 3 месяца назад +357

      Those silly whistle blowers sure did get up to some mischievous shenaniganry

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +139

      They got Epsteine'd

    • @VAVORiAL
      @VAVORiAL 3 месяца назад +59

      Must be bad luck

    • @Katonato
      @Katonato 3 месяца назад +139

      Slipped on a banana onto a loaded revolver.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 3 месяца назад

      They seem gravitated to open manholes

  • @ekmenek2075
    @ekmenek2075 3 месяца назад +2765

    They’ll show explicit images from the crime scene but they draw the line somewhere

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +80

      It’s the crime scene censor’s version of “peekaboo” now you see it and now you don’t.

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад

      Kind of like how in the single player game Red Dead Redemption 2 I can murder random people, bathe in their blood and messily mutilate their corpses with a sawn-off shotgun, but the profanity censor reckons naming my horse Felcher is unacceptable and crossing a line, man. Sean can ask Karen to guide his penis into her vagina, loudly and with subtitles, then orgasm, also loudly and with subtitles, but naming my horse Felcher is not allowed.

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 3 месяца назад +63

      Yes the line should be drawn in chalk around the body instead

    • @leaf9974
      @leaf9974 3 месяца назад +52

      well yeah, the entire point is to avoid recommendation algorithm issues. if you talk about death, our god known as "the algorithm" gets very mad at you and doesn't recommend your video to people.
      a picture of the crime scene though, we haven't quite reached the point of detecting that type of thing consistently, so whatever just put it in the video.
      "unalive" isn't to protect anyone's feelings other than a cluster of computers dedicated to shoving the video in front of people's faces.

    • @aplelli
      @aplelli 3 месяца назад +7

      The line is at money

  • @Thetoucanman918
    @Thetoucanman918 3 месяца назад +712

    social media censoring random words that aren’t offensive is, dare I say it, literally 1984

    • @SackboyLBP
      @SackboyLBP 3 месяца назад +15

      Well said.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 месяца назад

      Censoring language so it doesnt offend Advertises who fear losing profits cuz someone said the Fuckword isnt what 1984 is about tho

    • @Rot8erConeX
      @Rot8erConeX 2 месяца назад

      I feel like, they are doing it with the intent of getting rid of death threats. Even including kys and the like. They think that by getting rid of the tools required to make those threats, they will get rid of the threats themselves. But, they forget that making tools is literally the reason humanity is at the top of the food chain, and we never lost that ability.

    • @ascherlafayette8572
      @ascherlafayette8572 2 месяца назад +26

      Like when they censor the word black 😅

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 2 месяца назад +10

      @@ascherlafayette8572or the n-word

  • @indigoguy12
    @indigoguy12 3 месяца назад +3410

    “The man unfortunately *unalived* him self saturday morning at 8:35 AM. Locals say that the *unaliving* was caused by a *pew pew* .”

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 3 месяца назад +90

      I heard a friend of his made a pretty rope necklace once he found out he caught the yucky stuff after going abroad and didn't want his pals gettin' it.... Drama, sheer drama

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 3 месяца назад +53

      Local man caught applying the crystal method under the bridge

    • @kevinaguilar2408
      @kevinaguilar2408 3 месяца назад +55

      “Sewer Side”

    • @Dafawfulizer
      @Dafawfulizer 3 месяца назад +51

      Average raywillianjohnson video

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Dafawfulizer
      Donut Operator be like

  • @fluffsquirrel
    @fluffsquirrel 3 месяца назад +8469

    "The dumbest word you've ever heard" is putting it nicely.

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +200

      He’s a cereal unaliver

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +85

      Cereal Skiller

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 3 месяца назад +64

      @@LuisSierra42the translation says “cereal separator”

    • @somestuff7876
      @somestuff7876 3 месяца назад +8

      @@alex.g7317 it does lol

    • @BladedEdge
      @BladedEdge 3 месяца назад +39

      "Rizz" might be higher on the dumb word list, but "unalive" is really more emblematic of how we really didn't want a cyberpunk future after all. Too bad we're stuck in one and it sucks.

  • @XError40404
    @XError40404 3 месяца назад +284

    This is what happens when algorithms just look for trigger words while ignoring all context

    • @erkinalp
      @erkinalp 3 месяца назад +5

      certain other uses of death, not related to lives, are actually fine😊

    • @jamesdolph437
      @jamesdolph437 3 месяца назад +1

      truth

    • @falcoon_f_zero9450
      @falcoon_f_zero9450 2 месяца назад +9

      Just try to talk about video games online without getting censored. Words like killing and dying pop up so much in innocent contexts 😂

    • @Butt-HeadtheAlmighty
      @Butt-HeadtheAlmighty 2 месяца назад

      Nah this is what happens when RUclipsrs are too afraid to say anything that may get them demonetized. It's not the algorithm's fault blame the creators for being 😺

    • @adampliszka4855
      @adampliszka4855 2 месяца назад +1

      I mean, it's not that simple afaik. No one knows how the algorithms work, so it's actually people doing modern divination, trying to both find out what the algorithm wants and do it. People censor themselves with things that are 99% not actually important, just to be on the safe side. It's super weird, cause it's starting to look like religious rituals at this point.
      So it's more that this is what happens when people's income depends on unexplained rules and no one knows what they did wrong.

  • @sreerudhrhp7194
    @sreerudhrhp7194 3 месяца назад +5332

    Man carrying jailtime

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  3 месяца назад +1278

      you jest, but i have the best lawyers money can buy ($187)

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +172

      @@ManCarryingThing Lawyers carrying big paycheck.

    • @DoktorJammified
      @DoktorJammified 3 месяца назад +45

      You mean temporary visit to secure housing facilities

    • @Byepixle
      @Byepixle 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ManCarryingThingPOV: Gzuz defends you in court

    • @insertsnamehere
      @insertsnamehere 3 месяца назад +16

      His defense was already stated in the video. After the Tesla Cyber Truck went improv mode he attempted to extinguish the fires

  • @closeben
    @closeben 3 месяца назад +6891

    2010 Disney character: “Dad’s… gone.”
    2025 Disney character: “Dad was kicked from the server…”

    • @TheBlurof91
      @TheBlurof91 3 месяца назад +322

      2036 Disney character: "Dad was ejected from the mortal plane."

    • @Attmoz-Phere
      @Attmoz-Phere 3 месяца назад +91

      Disney character: “Dad..”

    • @angelcaru
      @angelcaru 3 месяца назад +82

      @@Attmoz-Phere "Parent.."

    • @gmenezesdea
      @gmenezesdea 3 месяца назад +234

      Three movies later: "Somehow... Dad has returned."

    • @carlitosmalzoni
      @carlitosmalzoni 3 месяца назад +34

      @@gmenezesdeaBAHAHAHAA

  • @dee-taylor
    @dee-taylor 3 месяца назад +145

    Unalive is literally newspeak from Orwell's 1984. Fills me with unbellyfeels.

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 Месяц назад +2

      Figuratively, but yes.

  • @draco_1876
    @draco_1876 3 месяца назад +368

    It makes a tragedy sound so unserious when people say “unalive” or “grape.” Censorship is stupid.

    • @InAHollowTree
      @InAHollowTree 3 месяца назад +82

      Its been making me feel weird about actual grapes.

    • @EMMATHEPOKEMONFAN2023
      @EMMATHEPOKEMONFAN2023 3 месяца назад +7

      Yes.

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 3 месяца назад +67

      Yeah. It shouldn’t even be necessary. Age restriction on videos exists. Heck you’re not even supposed to be on RUclips unless you’re a teenager.

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@mommalion7028 yeah, problem is guest mode.
      RUclips would truly benefit from having a member's only platform like LITERALLY EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA.
      (Well, 99% of them)

    • @nixxdra
      @nixxdra 3 месяца назад +28

      @@mommalion7028
      You’d think that’d be the case, but RUclips has been going crazy with censorship lately and won’t let you say grape without the g or else it auto-deletes your comment.

  • @OintmentNailhead
    @OintmentNailhead 3 месяца назад +2239

    RUclipsrs saying “unalived” after giving a heavily detailed explanation of humanity’s worst crimes

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 месяца назад +224

      He passed away so fucking hard, there was blood up the side of the building. Brain matter was splashed onto the ground like gallager hitting a watermelon, unaliving them in an instant and causing nearby onlookers to vomit their intestines out and quit the game IRL.
      So they die- _DEMONETIZED_

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 3 месяца назад

      Yes the country enslaved the inhabitants, WIPED out 1/3 of the native population. This authoritarian leader enforced ▇▇ ▇▇▇ ▇▇nics▇ and ▇▇▇ation these worst reforms sadly caused many lives to be STOLEN. leaving millions UNALIVED
      Like bruh you said the worst things ever? just say the proper words. It's so silly. I know they are worried about young people, but even teenagers in history class have to read out some heinous things and have to learn about them as well and I'm sure any child above the age of 5-7 knows what death means (even if not fully understanding the concept yet).

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 3 месяца назад +45

      @@planescapedbrilliant!
      Bit of a exposé almost. RUclips caring not about protecting viewers from sensitive graphic descriptions but about protecting themselves from litigation with a legally defensible veneer of protecting viewers

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton 3 месяца назад

      Accidental free speech wins

    • @Sina-dv1eg
      @Sina-dv1eg 3 месяца назад +28

      @@SigFigNewton RUclips doesn't and has never censored/demonitized/age restricted the word "die". It's something that people have just started believing because RUclips's policies are so vague and ill-defined. That being said, censoring a single word like this is stupid, basically modern superstition

  • @johnbob7764
    @johnbob7764 3 месяца назад +64

    Unalive feels like newspeak from 1984. Like “ungood,” and “double plus ungood”

    • @Ferd414
      @Ferd414 2 месяца назад +5

      Might be because that's precisely what it is... Disagree, and you'll be committing a thoughtcrime, so better watch what you say...

  • @ate_a_radio
    @ate_a_radio 3 месяца назад +18506

    giving birth ❌
    un-unaliving ✅

    • @aperson9950
      @aperson9950 3 месяца назад +908

      aliving

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +501

      Giving death ❌
      Un-undying ✅

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 3 месяца назад +103

      They aren't alive when they are in the womb?

    • @ate_a_radio
      @ate_a_radio 3 месяца назад +127

      @@mattlm64 you think too hard

    • @ash_11117
      @ash_11117 3 месяца назад +58

      @@mattlm64don’t bring that up, it ain’t worth it, they’re just going to ratio you

  • @benjaminmorgan425
    @benjaminmorgan425 3 месяца назад +2019

    I feel less unalive now that I’ve seen this video

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 3 месяца назад +20

      More unalive

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +14

      I feel very undeaded after watching this.

    • @PauTheDeo
      @PauTheDeo 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@@JustaNobody-j8x WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY DEAD.

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +5

      @@PauTheDeo”Un-unalived” that’s actually better

    • @BladedEdge
      @BladedEdge 3 месяца назад +9

      Man, he really killed it with this video.

  • @crocodude
    @crocodude 3 месяца назад +36

    Deadpool said ‘Unalive’ instead of kill in one of the Spider-Man cartoons as a joke and people were like “Yeah let’s use that”

    • @imtyler99yearsago90
      @imtyler99yearsago90 2 месяца назад +6

      A few days ago, it was confirmed that Deadpool would be replaced with just "Pool"

    • @tbra2898
      @tbra2898 2 месяца назад

      Unalivedpool​@@imtyler99yearsago90

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 2 месяца назад

      Someone else remembers!

    • @autisticshadowsight
      @autisticshadowsight 2 месяца назад

      ​@@imtyler99yearsago90 wdym ??? theyre replacing it w/ unalive-pool not pool

    • @Mr.chriscroft
      @Mr.chriscroft 4 дня назад

      Deadpool started this “unalive” talk

  • @frickjames4089
    @frickjames4089 3 месяца назад +1051

    "This confession was brought to you by BetterHelp"

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 3 месяца назад +40

      I can easily imagine that happening. We live in an age totally dominated by psychopaths.

    • @fireking6308
      @fireking6308 3 месяца назад

      "Let me tell you! If I had BetterHelp back then, I wouldn't've killed that family of four! Now back to the video."

    • @WHYIMHERE350
      @WHYIMHERE350 3 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 3 месяца назад

      @@TheGreenKnight500 🤓erm actually, only around 1-2% of ppl are psychopaths

    • @Warp3326
      @Warp3326 3 месяца назад +8

      more like worsehelp better yet nohelp

  • @omartalalmusanashwanicsbr1380
    @omartalalmusanashwanicsbr1380 3 месяца назад +4619

    William Afton trying to defend himself:

    • @ManCarryingThing
      @ManCarryingThing  3 месяца назад +1865

      you made me look this up thinking he was some kind of infamous killer, fml.

    • @TheZoddo
      @TheZoddo 3 месяца назад +582

      ​@@ManCarryingThing har har har har

    • @martinchuma
      @martinchuma 3 месяца назад +312

      @@ManCarryingThing Wdym, he is

    • @purpleemerald2814
      @purpleemerald2814 3 месяца назад +215

      ​@@ManCarryingThing WAIT REALLY??? Well I guess not everyone knows who William Afton is lol. Still, your comment made me laugh haha

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +91

      Man carrying the buckets that all his victims kicked.

  • @StitchedStuff
    @StitchedStuff 3 месяца назад +162

    its even worse and kinda disrespectful what some youtubers say instead of the word "suicide", imagine someone close to you commits suicide and you hear someone describing it as "do the self game over"💀

    • @EmeraldAshesAudio
      @EmeraldAshesAudio 3 месяца назад +51

      "Took their own life" is right there if you're avoiding censorship.

    • @LoonaStanGTNH
      @LoonaStanGTNH 3 месяца назад +7

      do the self game over 😭😭😭

    • @LoonaStanGTNH
      @LoonaStanGTNH 3 месяца назад +8

      i’m feeling self-unalivey rn and that made me burst out laughing

    • @roccovolpetti7363
      @roccovolpetti7363 3 месяца назад +7

      Still better than “commited exit the game”

    • @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline
      @ChrisRedfieldsbloodline 3 месяца назад +16

      "Doin' a heckin' selfaroonie oopsy-daisy!"

  • @kyledesmet897
    @kyledesmet897 3 месяца назад +1425

    I volunteer as an educator at an aquarium and last week I heard a child say "unalive" instead of "dead" in person and it was one of the most jarring experiences of my life

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 месяца назад +122

      It's like when people started using "lol" as a word AFK.

    • @drakegrandx5914
      @drakegrandx5914 3 месяца назад +58

      @@davidwuhrer6704 Yes, but somwhat cringier. O_o

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 месяца назад +64

      @@drakegrandx5914 I'd argue that a notation signifying actual laughter being turned into an actual word that is not used in lieu of laughter at all is far cringier than an intentionally silly word for circumventing censorship becoming used unironically for its intended meaning, though not purpose.

    • @ArtyomKalendji
      @ArtyomKalendji 3 месяца назад +30

      @@davidwuhrer6704 bro yapped

    • @NeutralOrNotTooBadStuff
      @NeutralOrNotTooBadStuff 3 месяца назад +63

      ​@@davidwuhrer6704I dont even find LOL as a word cringy though. It's kinda not surprising that it would become a word unto itself given how old it is and how easy to use it is. Tbh lol becoming a word signifying something being funny or finding it laugh worthy is....interesting linguistically

  • @AlexLikens
    @AlexLikens 3 месяца назад +648

    Unalive is so disrespectful, im not about to get brutally murdered and chopped to pieces just for some girl on a podcast to say " this is one of my favorite unaliving cases"

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 месяца назад +7

      Too bad

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 месяца назад +101

      referring to a case as your 'favorite' is already plenty disrespectful as is

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 месяца назад +67

      Dont worry, she'll have an extra spicy ramen mukbang while saying this too

    • @sylvester2395
      @sylvester2395 2 месяца назад +7

      The reality is unless your unbreathing/disappearance case is extraordinarily strange, you won't end up in a Netflix show, or a book. Heck, even those are being made into hour long RUclips essays

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 2 месяца назад +2

      Well, it's often (not always) used in less serious cases. Specifically though, I don't think I know of any youtuber who would actually use that phrase to refer to someone who *actually* died (and they'd probably get called out hard if they did). Well, maybe in some historical context where they're mentioning a random figure's death incidentally and there's a less serious tone to the video, but certainly not in something like this!

  • @professional.commentator
    @professional.commentator 3 месяца назад +21

    I haven't heard "they've met their maker" since like the 2000s. Used to be a common quote in children's TV shows.

  • @pintodragon3259
    @pintodragon3259 3 месяца назад +469

    Im surprised Man Carrying Bodies didnt say "unsubscribed from life", as people unsubscribing is the worst thing a RUclipsr can possible imagine

    • @closeben
      @closeben 3 месяца назад +17

      MCT wouldn’t want to put that thought into your head. I fear for those reading this comment that now have to put this horrible thought out of their head less they exit their own servers.

    • @Specy.y
      @Specy.y 3 месяца назад

      or even crossing the rainbow bridge

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought the worst thing for a youtuber is when they're finally caught noncing.

    • @3Dant
      @3Dant 3 месяца назад +5

      Mortally demonetised

    • @jlewwis1995
      @jlewwis1995 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@3Dantdemortalized

  • @maximumnyoom7123
    @maximumnyoom7123 3 месяца назад +967

    Finally someone put it into words
    We had perfectly good stuff like "whacked" and "iced"
    And my personal fave, sleeping with the fishes

    • @TestUser-cf4wj
      @TestUser-cf4wj 3 месяца назад +84

      Dropped
      Smoked
      Clapped
      Taken out (possible to misconstrue, re: Mia Wallace)
      Ventilated (method specific)
      Drawn and quartered (method very specific)

    • @TehSeksyManz
      @TehSeksyManz 3 месяца назад

      Sent to Jesus
      Kicked Rocks
      Permanent Nap

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 месяца назад +40

      They have met their maker

    • @axt2
      @axt2 3 месяца назад +80

      Mobster hands typed this

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 месяца назад +39

      @@axt2 Why are you snitching, Big Boss

  • @timothyrowland1501
    @timothyrowland1501 2 месяца назад +12

    "You are being charged with premeditated unaliving."

  • @thenixer209
    @thenixer209 3 месяца назад +1963

    when you invent the world's stupidest euphemism for a word that already has the most euphemisms in history short of spelunking the flunkey

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад +119

      I haven't heard of spelunking the flunkey-is that invading the Ham King's palace or teaching sword swallowing to your favourite priapulid?

    • @thenixer209
      @thenixer209 3 месяца назад +150

      @@Elriuhilu i made it up on the spot, therefore i am part of the problem of inventing stupid euphemisms ._.

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад +34

      @@thenixer209 Ah, ok. The ones I said were definitely already real.

    • @esteemedleader
      @esteemedleader 3 месяца назад +37

      ​@@thenixer209 'Spelunking' already is a euphemism for analingus.

    • @RightAngleProductions
      @RightAngleProductions 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, giving analingus to the Flunkey

  • @anth636
    @anth636 3 месяца назад +2251

    “What are we? Some kinda…Suicune Squad?!”

    • @za1du
      @za1du 3 месяца назад +204

      unalive-yourself squad

    • @PalaceDude
      @PalaceDude 3 месяца назад +157

      Sewer Side Squad?

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 3 месяца назад +150

      Me when I pull up with Entei and Raikou: 😎

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 3 месяца назад +57

      Slip-And-Slide Squad

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 3 месяца назад +28

      Some kinda... auto-devivefaction squad?

  • @Colorlightt
    @Colorlightt 3 месяца назад +233

    They use “unalived themselves” “committed sewer slide” or “PDF file” to get around RUclips’s system

    • @adamperdue3178
      @adamperdue3178 3 месяца назад +41

      PDF file has been around for longer than internet censorship. That one's just a simple 'this word sounds similar to another word with a different meaning, so it's slightly funny to use one in place of the other'

    • @samschreiber1640
      @samschreiber1640 3 месяца назад +21

      "cheese pizza"

    • @MeowserLJC
      @MeowserLJC 3 месяца назад +5

      @@samschreiber1640 HMMM I LOVE CHEESE PIZZA, LETS MAKE AN ACCRONYM FOR IT! I LOVE "CEE PEE" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    • @greatcaledonianpenicillin5378
      @greatcaledonianpenicillin5378 3 месяца назад +19

      Pdf file is funny tho, the second one I've never came across but unalive is really annoying

    • @burningshine5524
      @burningshine5524 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@MeowserLJCdespite how buggy it is?

  • @tiastoleyourtoast
    @tiastoleyourtoast 3 месяца назад +1553

    people at my school are saying "unalived" instead of "killed/died" and i swear to god im slowly but surely becoming more and more feral everytime someone says that.

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 3 месяца назад +210

      Ever read 1984? Social media has basically created newspeak.
      I call it corporate newspeak because it revolves around being as marketable and "safe" as possible. You are strongly discouraged from using any words that accurately describe nsfw concepts or opinions.

    • @sourlemonDLX
      @sourlemonDLX 3 месяца назад +129

      @@TheGreenKnight500The long form version of “Literally 1984”.

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 3 месяца назад +47

      @@sourlemonDLX 1984, the long way

    • @RayLuvsCats64
      @RayLuvsCats64 3 месяца назад +40

      Yeah, it’s really irritating.

    • @kiki-2009-
      @kiki-2009- 3 месяца назад +96

      Wth I understand saying unalive on social media because a lot of social media apps/websites will take down your video/comment for saying certain words but saying it in person is weird your not gonna get banned irl for saying certain words 😟

  • @jkid1134
    @jkid1134 3 месяца назад +414

    Back in my day they would just say "...gone" and you were supposed to know from the length of the pause

    • @learnmore3017
      @learnmore3017 3 месяца назад +20

      Where have they gone and when are they coming back

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 месяца назад +54

      the longer the pause the more dead they are?

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere 2 месяца назад +14

      @@satgurs yup. especially when they never said "gone"

    • @normandmichailidis5785
      @normandmichailidis5785 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@learnmore3017Literally something my grandma said, literal decades ago, upon hearing that someone had "passed"

    • @learnmore3017
      @learnmore3017 2 месяца назад +7

      @@normandmichailidis5785 you have to be careful about the words we choose. Hearing bad news is a shock and people (even if its only for a split second) want to disbelieve it or can misunderstand it. using soft language trying to be kind can cause problems.

  • @gameguider321GO
    @gameguider321GO 2 месяца назад +17

    It wasn't until tiktok and YT shorts became popular that I started noticing the sudden pointless censorship of normal words but I don't know where this even started.

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 2 месяца назад +3

      Eithet corporate boardrooms or government advice to corporare boardrooms. The first is bad the second is disturbing and really bad.

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 месяца назад +2

      YT forces commenters to censor words

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS 2 месяца назад

      @k1ng_dev4 I know what I'm talking about. I comment a lot and I saw my comments be gone for literally nothing inappropriate.

    • @Constant-q6q
      @Constant-q6q Месяц назад

      No they fucking dont ​@@JKBDTS

    • @JKBDTS
      @JKBDTS Месяц назад

      @@Constant-q6q What's next? The Earth I'm walking on is not real? I'm an eye witness to RUclips removing "inappropriate" comments.

  • @JonathanToole
    @JonathanToole 3 месяца назад +509

    Man killed those things.

    • @dezcubing5844
      @dezcubing5844 3 месяца назад +18

      What does that mean i dont understand
      I need it to be explain in a dumber way

    • @anotherstorm
      @anotherstorm 3 месяца назад +45

      @@dezcubing5844 bro unalived the stuff skull emoji

    • @JustaNobody-j8x
      @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +10

      Man kicked those buckets.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 3 месяца назад +2

      NOOOOOOOOO

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 месяца назад +2

      And then carried them

  • @journeytotheotherside
    @journeytotheotherside 3 месяца назад +579

    Blood Meridian but the the word kill and it’s synonyms are replaced with “unalive”

    • @rohanbenjamin8497
      @rohanbenjamin8497 3 месяца назад +102

      "He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never unalive"

    • @PalaceDude
      @PalaceDude 3 месяца назад +95

      You mean "Red Liquid Meridian".

    • @grimreader6865
      @grimreader6865 3 месяца назад +50

      @@PalaceDude that just sounds like an alcoholic beverage lol

    • @jekkijekster
      @jekkijekster 3 месяца назад +10

      “Whatever in creation unalives without my knowledge unalives without my consent.”

    • @Sam-lf3hn
      @Sam-lf3hn 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@grimreader6865red kool-aid meridian, oh yeah

  • @jamesonweaver4224
    @jamesonweaver4224 27 дней назад +4

    This is a perfectly written sketch. The setup, payoff, and punchline are perfectly timed. Congratulations.

  • @hiilikepizza3197
    @hiilikepizza3197 3 месяца назад +201

    I finished 1984 for the first time yesterday, and unalive sounds like something in newspeak

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 месяца назад +24

      Video doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite wokewise

    • @beacon626
      @beacon626 3 месяца назад +14

      The bad part is that you’re 100% right now

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 месяца назад +2

      Google is good

    • @Otto_Von_Beansmarck
      @Otto_Von_Beansmarck 3 месяца назад +1

      based pfp, that was my desktop backround for a while

  • @irotr53
    @irotr53 3 месяца назад +871

    "Police, Man has ran over 3 People!"
    "Did he say killed?"
    "No?"
    "Then I don't see the issue, lieutenant"

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 3 месяца назад

      Basically how the Media describes ongoing Israel assault on Gaza

    • @leftenantthunder
      @leftenantthunder 3 месяца назад +76

      "Captain we've been demonetized"

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s still assault

    • @TheGrammarNazi123
      @TheGrammarNazi123 3 месяца назад

      Looks like Man needs to be placed in an aslume.

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 3 месяца назад +9

      @@matityaloran9157 Not if he says he was sorry

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 3 месяца назад +45

    "Unalive" sounds like Newspeak.

    • @Knaeckebrotsaege
      @Knaeckebrotsaege 2 месяца назад +6

      that's because it is. it's to get past youtubes AI comment censoring/shadowbanning (and to not get demonetized when said in a video, which most of the other examples in this video do)

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Knaeckebrotsaege Al Gore has no Rhythm.

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Knaeckebrotsaegeall the newschannels and the many thousands of documentarys about crimes and catastrophes using words like "death" or "died" and No one are censoring them but If a youtuber make a Video, youtube algorythm got mad

    • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
      @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s literally from Deadpool

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 2 месяца назад

      @@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I need to watch those again.

  • @dard2240
    @dard2240 3 месяца назад +182

    Phew, i thought you going to say so something like "I killed them." I already got scared that something bad happend.

  • @justinc.5591
    @justinc.5591 3 месяца назад +137

    “He’s….pushing up daisies!”
    “I thought he was dead.”

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 3 месяца назад +4

      “He has ceased to be.”

    • @peytontriplett8098
      @peytontriplett8098 3 месяца назад +5

      lol i get the spongebob reference

    • @Idiotic_B_Purcell
      @Idiotic_B_Purcell 3 месяца назад +3

      I usually use Patrick's reply whenever someone refuses to say the K or D words lol it always pisses Mom off

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 3 месяца назад +10

    I've seen "stupid", "dam" as in the thing that blocks water, and "black" get censored

  • @squeemlives
    @squeemlives 3 месяца назад +149

    quote unquote "improv mode" changed me

    • @BladedEdge
      @BladedEdge 3 месяца назад +4

      Did it make you re-alive

    • @ExileHeretic
      @ExileHeretic 3 месяца назад +13

      "Who's Lane is it Anyway?"

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 3 месяца назад

      @@ExileHeretic nice

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 3 месяца назад

      It's scatin' beboppin' and jivin' right into four kindergarteners.

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 3 месяца назад

      @@ExileHeretic Road is road, drive where you want

  • @MicahReviews
    @MicahReviews 3 месяца назад +145

    I am glad that Man Carrying thing is no longer disturbed

    • @joshuaizly5502
      @joshuaizly5502 3 месяца назад +4

      Look at his eyes, the eyes never lie

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 3 месяца назад +4

      He just had to get it out of his system on those 4 poor unalived souls

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 3 месяца назад

      I love that this has been officially added to the MCT lore

  • @_4M
    @_4M 3 месяца назад +73

    I saw a guy say: "they took the room temperature challenge" it took me 30 minutes to figure out that it means they died.

    • @zaytaz9331
      @zaytaz9331 2 месяца назад +12

      Bruh WHAT😭

    • @Ferd414
      @Ferd414 2 месяца назад +1

      Not too quick on the uptake, eh?

    • @lavenderblues777
      @lavenderblues777 2 месяца назад +11

      That's a clever way of expressing death

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Ferd414 do you not see the irony in this reply?

    • @LuckyCharms777
      @LuckyCharms777 2 месяца назад +1

      Really? You’re obviously not a _firetool_ enthusiast. (Note the word I coined several months ago to circumvent censorship.)

  • @Lulu-xl5cm
    @Lulu-xl5cm 3 месяца назад +373

    Unaliving takes away the impact and meaning of a tragic event. It's insensitive and awful.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 3 месяца назад +62

      I have begun to think censoring gore takes away the impact of tragedy. Everything feels like an imaginary story. I never was interested in watching things like cartels or ISIS killing people, but when I find that footage has been removed, its like it never happened.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 3 месяца назад +40

      It's also cowardly. I always dislike any video that opts for using it. It's okay if some topics get age-restriced in lieu of overthetop censorship

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz 3 месяца назад +37

      @@mollusckscramp4124 Well they say it’s because they’ll get demonetized or get their video taken down which has happened and not that long ago. Some don’t though because we all know RUclips picks favorites when it comes to swearing, sexual things, or talking about death.

    • @NavarroRefugee
      @NavarroRefugee 3 месяца назад +43

      I've heard people say "sewer slide" instead of suicide, in totally serious contexts, and it's actually made me kind of angry.

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 3 месяца назад +2

      @@NavarroRefugee I haven't heard of this one yet, and yeah I hope I won't in the future either. Personally I prefer unalive over sewer slide. I think that was the original point too: an alternate way to say someone took their own life, but avoiding using idioms because those are harder to understand for people for whom English isn't their first language. As long as that's what it's used for, rather than a general term for the end of life, I'm okay with it.

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader 3 месяца назад +74

    Hearing that word makes me want to CTRL+ALT+DEL myself

    • @TailsClock
      @TailsClock 3 месяца назад +20

      You're going to look at your running processes? I think you meant to ALT+F4.

    • @skipslash7367
      @skipslash7367 3 месяца назад

      @@TailsClock buddy that is task manager ctrl alt del pulls up a menu where you can lock out

    • @axelastori484
      @axelastori484 2 месяца назад

      Press the power button

  • @AaronJLong
    @AaronJLong 3 месяца назад +11

    Trying to appease the Nintendo of America censors in the early-mid '90s be like

  • @owenramsay5062
    @owenramsay5062 3 месяца назад +47

    Oh my god I hate unalive as a whole word with a passion thank you man for carrying this thing

  • @justinsekula4102
    @justinsekula4102 3 месяца назад +56

    When they say "delete" like it's cutesy computer nerd slang, but it's literally "kill" in Latin.

  • @Killahurtz260
    @Killahurtz260 3 месяца назад +5

    They were taken to the Shadow Realm.

  • @dezcubing5844
    @dezcubing5844 3 месяца назад +157

    Rip, i hope the people that unalived can pass the thing they were carrying to someone else

    • @EmmanQuinones5234
      @EmmanQuinones5234 3 месяца назад +7

      and double it!

    • @Bruhdawg69
      @Bruhdawg69 3 месяца назад +3

      Perhaps... Triple it?

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 3 месяца назад +1

      Don’t worry they slept around

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 3 месяца назад +617

    I *hate* how normalized "unalive" and "unalived" have become! They're so much worse than "passing" and "passed away". 😅

    • @AW00047
      @AW00047 3 месяца назад +15

      Yeah probably because you heard a youtuber say so seconds ago. Are you having any issues with Stoker's 'undead', too?

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 3 месяца назад +169

      ​@@AW00047 "undead" isn't a ridiculous euphemism that's becoming widespread as the result of harebrained censorship.

    • @eureka5635
      @eureka5635 3 месяца назад +31

      It was specifically a word for suicide, so passed away doesn't really give the full context

    • @SolestroDerNarr
      @SolestroDerNarr 3 месяца назад +22

      Reddit speak has spread to a lot of places, to the detriment of the English language

    • @magmamaze69
      @magmamaze69 3 месяца назад +64

      @@AW00047 no, lol. where do you think this youtuber got this idea? everyone hates the term unalive. stop trying to cause shit

  • @ArthurKhazbs
    @ArthurKhazbs 3 месяца назад +5

    In a RUclips video, the word "demonetize" can be an ironic euphemism for "kill"

  • @FIRE_BOMB1
    @FIRE_BOMB1 3 месяца назад +210

    So family friendly it almost hurts as much as the cyber truck probably did

  • @mannylikestoanimate
    @mannylikestoanimate 3 месяца назад +432

    The fact we have to use such words shows we are living in a dystopia.

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 3 месяца назад +46

      we dont have to use those words actually

    • @MarlKitsune
      @MarlKitsune 3 месяца назад +80

      @@BlisaBLisa RUclips's monetization policy says otherwise.

    • @v44ti
      @v44ti 3 месяца назад +26

      @@MarlKitsune im sure youtube's monetization policy really affects you as a big and famous youtube star

    • @azloii9781
      @azloii9781 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @youamazing41
      @youamazing41 3 месяца назад +6

      The fascist RUclips

  • @CDNChaoZ
    @CDNChaoZ 2 месяца назад +10

    This is the Unalive Parrot sketch for the 21st century.

  • @igobysoul
    @igobysoul 3 месяца назад +127

    The man is carrying a dead body.

  • @smoldragon339
    @smoldragon339 3 месяца назад +44

    Funeral services: "We are gathered here today to mourn the unalivement of a great man"

  • @gunchapred8933
    @gunchapred8933 3 месяца назад +10

    Kinda funny how the term started simply because RUclips’s algorithm wanted to be a dick, and now it’s just part of the culture.

  • @ChristopherBriggs1968
    @ChristopherBriggs1968 3 месяца назад +276

    'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
    'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
    'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

    • @peteryang5056
      @peteryang5056 3 месяца назад +28

      Man creating ex-people

    • @FinnLarson
      @FinnLarson 3 месяца назад +30

      Nah, he’s just pining for the fjords.

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 3 месяца назад +19

      *Pinin' for the fjords?!*

    • @willbill6449
      @willbill6449 3 месяца назад +8

      So glad I'm not the only one that thought about this😂

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 3 месяца назад +14

      This, is an *ex-parrot!*

  • @jorgegiant
    @jorgegiant 3 месяца назад +112

    just imagining if movies had to change their titles for youtube:
    - Unalive Poets Society
    - Night of the Living Unalived
    - The Unalived don't Unalive
    - Tomorrow Never Unalives
    and ofc Pirates of the Caribbean Unalive Man's Chest

  • @asdaeff8204
    @asdaeff8204 3 месяца назад +9

    RUclipsrs on their way to say goofy words in hopes to not be age restricted but gets age restricted anyway

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 3 месяца назад +351

    I mean to be fair, youtube saying "You can't say kill but can say literally any other word besides that which means the same thing" is just as dumb as saying "Unalive".

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 3 месяца назад +33

      This has never been youtube policy. People are just stupid.

    • @Nekrotix12
      @Nekrotix12 3 месяца назад +24

      @@AJSSPACEPLACE I'm pretty sure it is a youtube thing, dunno why people would suddenly start saying that instead of "Kill" unless "Kill" was specifically censored.

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 3 месяца назад +91

      @@Nekrotix12 saying “unalive” started on TikTok, because that App’s moderation is abysmally strict and stupid!
      Saying “unalive” is literally not based in youtube’s policies. It’s basically a modern superstition and nobody else has stopped for the 5 seconds it would take to think about this.

    • @Nekrotix12
      @Nekrotix12 3 месяца назад +36

      @@AJSSPACEPLACE Even if you're right, RUclips still has dumb reasons to demonitize videos so I can't blame people for playing it safe.

    • @AJSSPACEPLACE
      @AJSSPACEPLACE 3 месяца назад +16

      @@Nekrotix12 Yes i can.

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 3 месяца назад +23

    If someone says “eliminated” or “taken care of” instead of just saying “killed”, then you know that they’re powerful

  • @HellerickCF
    @HellerickCF 3 месяца назад +6

    Saying that they are dead would be insensitive to them.
    They aren't dead, they, uh, just lead a metabolically passive lifestyle.

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles 3 месяца назад +75

    This is basically the Dead Parrot Sketch with how many descriptions of death there are.

    • @MagusMirificus
      @MagusMirificus 3 месяца назад +5

      Several of the same ones, even. Almost as if it was a deliberate reference that almost none of the commenters got.

    • @nathanlestrade6412
      @nathanlestrade6412 3 месяца назад +4

      This is an ex-parrot

    • @KlaraL-_-
      @KlaraL-_- 3 месяца назад

      OMG you thought of that too! I´ve just commented that and now seeing your comment is so awesome.

    • @Eyedunno
      @Eyedunno 3 месяца назад

      'e's joined the choir invisible!

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 месяца назад +44

    POV: you're a children's cartoon and have to bypass censorship

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 месяца назад +8

      There are better terms. Even in the 2000s, when "Never Say Die" was at its peak, there were reasonable alternatives. No one in real life says "unalive".

    • @Brimations
      @Brimations 3 месяца назад +14

      @@jlev1028 I’ve overheard someone using the term unalive in a regular conversation. It caused me mental damage.

    • @CyrusSanders
      @CyrusSanders 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Brimations It causes me mental damage every time I hear it.

    • @ilyas-begaidarov
      @ilyas-begaidarov 3 месяца назад

      "I've got some children I need to make into corpses"

    • @efi3825
      @efi3825 3 месяца назад +1

      Like Azula celebrating that she's becoming an only child.

  • @markborishnikoff5485
    @markborishnikoff5485 3 месяца назад +5

    When I was in middle school some girls told me suicide is a bad word. I swear they must work at RUclips because I’ve never heard anyone say suicide is a bad word outside of these two areas.

  • @AlexDown1
    @AlexDown1 3 месяца назад +31

    Getting "game ended" or "sent back to the lobby" if it's a video game, bouta eliminate someone.

  • @cccaden
    @cccaden 3 месяца назад +29

    His cybertruck never misses, the absolute legend!

  • @chickencultist554
    @chickencultist554 2 месяца назад +11

    “Unalived” sounds like something someone living in 1984 would say

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 2 месяца назад +3

      Its weird how so few comments reference 1984. Which is the first thing you would normally reference. I guess the system is actually smart enough in supressing that.

    • @AlexeiVoronin
      @AlexeiVoronin 29 дней назад +1

      It's pretty close to "unperson" - the term for someone losing favor with the Party and disappearing without a trace...

  • @reikowallach2465
    @reikowallach2465 3 месяца назад +21

    To be fair, when commentators use dumb euphemisms like "unalive", "self-delete", "minecrafted in CSGO" etc, it draws attention to how patronizing and restrictive youtube's guidelines have become, and many intentionally so. If they used actual literary euphemisms like the ones You Carry, then the language would flow and we wouldn't notice what's being taken away.

  • @gaz-l621
    @gaz-l621 3 месяца назад +81

    Man carrying a Norwegian Blue parrot

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 3 месяца назад +13

      more like a Norwegian blue ex-parrot.

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer 3 месяца назад +6

      Said parrot is not pining for the fjords.

    • @hiten_style
      @hiten_style 3 месяца назад +4

      Beautiful bird, the Norwegian blue. Lovely plumage!

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 3 месяца назад +2

      HELLO, POLLY

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs 3 месяца назад +1

      The parrot sketch but every brilliant death euphemism is just replaced with "unalived"

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 3 месяца назад +13

    "Un-alive" sounds way more sinister and disturbing than "kill" or "die".

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 2 месяца назад +7

      no it absolutely does not, sounds so incredibly goofy, please tell me you dont unironically say "unalive" to be sinister

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah it is more sinister, theres nothing more sinister than having ad companies LITERALLY control your speech

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 месяца назад +272

    “Well, we don’t wanna get demonetized.”
    -RUclipsrs nowadays

    • @Wraithfighter
      @Wraithfighter 3 месяца назад +66

      Eating is a popular habit among RUclipsrs, it seems.

    • @AliceFlynn
      @AliceFlynn 3 месяца назад +11

      Oh boy it's family friendly!!!

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 месяца назад +62

      "Let's make videos for the fun of it"
      - RUclipsrs back in the 2000s

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 месяца назад +52

      ​@@ImmaLittlePipNot gonna lie, this feels kind of dismissive of the problem
      As though it's heinous for someone to want money for making hours of content, and anyone making entertainment should do it just out of kindness (or that it being on RUclips inherently makes it lesser.)
      Yet for some reason I'm hearing the sentiment more and more - longing for the good old days, when things were "better."
      I do not wish to insult you personally, but I'd encourage you not to join the bandwagon. There are many obnoxious RUclipsrs gaming the system, and making the process of video creation a soulless machine - but there are countless creators I've seen make amazing, serious documentaries, and get age restricted and just killed in the algorithm. I've seen people working for years on amazing creative projects, and barely getting more than a few thousand views a video.
      We should not pretend that RUclipsrs are the problem. Encouraging this kind of sentiment will only harm content creators we enjoy, and in the end result in us getting less good content.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 месяца назад +16

      @@WasatchWind bro relax I was just making a small joke nothing wrong with making money but you gotta admit that it was a simpler time online.
      No need to write an essay

  • @D3K43
    @D3K43 3 месяца назад +20

    They got whacked. They're sleepin with the fishes. They're taken care of. Said hello to the devil.

    • @uselessinformation1988
      @uselessinformation1988 3 месяца назад +2

      "They're taken care of" sounds like you arranged for their murder.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 3 месяца назад

      @@uselessinformation1988 i'm about to take care of you in bed bbg

    • @UselessGoddess378
      @UselessGoddess378 2 месяца назад

      But these only work in an American-Italian mobster accent. "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" Type accent. You have to do all your true crime videos in that accent. "(mobster accent) Jane Doe was walkin' down the trail at 7:30 PM when a man walked up to her. He pulled out a knife, and attacked. Safe to say she said hello to the devil. The man carved her a new smile too." Like, read that in the accent.
      That would be horribly disrespectful and, at the risk of sounding like a complete sociopath, equally as funny as it is disrespectful.
      Imagine if it's a case of a dude getting killed by the mob. Buy a hazmat suit and a bag of movie popcorn before venturing into those comments.
      Personally, I liked Casual Geographic's "permanently parallel to the ground" death euphemism in one of his animal-disease videos.

  • @animalnt
    @animalnt 3 месяца назад +5

    "Unperson" is a good one from the Newspeak vocabulary, George Orwells 1984.
    Hey i wonder where youtube is headed?

  • @claraborgesbr
    @claraborgesbr 3 месяца назад +12

    It's soooo weird how crime scenes are okay, but saying 'die' gets you blocked. Like what? 🤣

  • @qew_Nemo
    @qew_Nemo 3 месяца назад +157

    I can't express how much I despise this. Adult youtubers talking about serious issues using vocabulary of a 10 year old and expecting it to seem normal and respectable.

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 3 месяца назад +12

      It's what happens when we let adults get raised by quirky MCU dialogue for fifteen years.

    • @uselessinformation1988
      @uselessinformation1988 3 месяца назад +42

      @@brad5426 It's RUclips censorship.Otherwise they'll get demonetized. That's the main reason I refuse to to monetize my videos with adds.

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 3 месяца назад +11

      @@uselessinformation1988 I'm aware of youtube censorship being a nuisance to creators but I don't believe its censoring all ways of saying someone is deceased. It's definitely closer to a trend and than any language nessecity resort.

    • @WorldPeace-NoWars
      @WorldPeace-NoWars 3 месяца назад +21

      Please blame RUclips for it's aggressive censorship

    • @qew_Nemo
      @qew_Nemo 3 месяца назад +9

      They have options. They could grow a spine or avoid talking about serious subjects that their RUclips barons consider contentious if money is more important to them.

  • @christopherenders4280
    @christopherenders4280 2 месяца назад +2

    I was alived in a snowy cabin in Colorado in April of 1986. My parental unit (she/her) was nearly unalived during the event, but emergency responders were able to successfully re-alive her before the situation became double plus ungood.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 месяца назад +9

    People are complacent with censorship, and this is not where it ends

  • @JustaNobody-j8x
    @JustaNobody-j8x 3 месяца назад +60

    Man is still “undeaded” before RUclips unalives him.

  • @polmeister.
    @polmeister. 2 месяца назад +3

    Reminds me of the Monty Python parrot sketch:
    - demised
    - passed on
    - no more
    - ceased to be
    - expired
    - gone to see its maker
    - ex person
    - stiff
    - bereft of life
    - rests in piece
    - pushing up the daisies
    - run down the curtain
    - joined the choir invisible

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 3 месяца назад +11

    Saying "unalive" also highlights the stupid RUclips censorship problem, which brings awareness to the problem.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 3 месяца назад +3

      RUclips never censored "death" though - TikTok does

  • @snes90
    @snes90 3 месяца назад +421

    I'm pretty sure "unalive" was meant to be uninspired and ridiculous, as a form of protest against YT's dumb censorship. But the word ended up sticking.

    • @Sina-dv1eg
      @Sina-dv1eg 3 месяца назад +103

      RUclips doesn't censor the words kill, death or die. It's all modern superstition. The term "unalive" stems from TikTok

    • @E.V.A.N-COProductions
      @E.V.A.N-COProductions 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Sina-dv1eg Yep. They're all about the money, not the quality. Any who say this is on an instant no watch list.

    • @CarlosATrueG
      @CarlosATrueG 3 месяца назад

      ​@@E.V.A.N-COProductions but.. but.. CaptainSparklez uses that word often.... 🥲🥲

    • @dimitriousdrake
      @dimitriousdrake 3 месяца назад +12

      I much preferred "game end", "he game ended himself"

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@E.V.A.N-COProductions For you to have quality, you need money.

  • @emerpie
    @emerpie 3 месяца назад +4

    "I will send you to ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!"
    "don't you mean the shadow realm"
    "YEAH, ASCEND TO ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

  • @Rathdrgnknight
    @Rathdrgnknight 3 месяца назад +27

    Dang, I was waiting for that "joined the choir invisible" but it never came.

  • @sorenthefilmbrony
    @sorenthefilmbrony 3 месяца назад +20

    "These are ex-people."
    "Guess I'd better replace them then."

  • @Humancatpost
    @Humancatpost 3 месяца назад +6

    It’s worse because it’s now a widespread word made specifically because by RUclips putting useless monetization restrictions, and by extension, advertisers not willing to advertise on something that isn’t entirely scrubbed clean of anything negative. American capitalism is changing how the internet handles this sort of thing permanently, arguably for the worse.

  • @angelcaru
    @angelcaru 3 месяца назад +11

    tbf imagine watching someone play a game on yt and they say "almost pushed up daisies there"

  • @Buschaga
    @Buschaga 3 месяца назад +27

    “Committed the unthinkable” as a substitute for a person taking their life is one I see more frequently now on RUclips too.

    • @criptych
      @criptych 3 месяца назад +13

      Doesn't make much sense to me. Clearly they thought of it.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 3 месяца назад +20

      It makes me wonder what is unthinkable because suicidal thoughts are pretty common.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 3 месяца назад +6

      OP, that could also refer to them having committed a horrific crime.

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Badficwriter the act itself, obviously. ps if you actually think serious suicidal ideation is normal or common you should talk to someone. horrible idea to have in your mind.

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 3 месяца назад +5

      Not a fan of that. Makes it sound like they commited a crime.

  • @oOTheMastaOo240
    @oOTheMastaOo240 3 месяца назад +6

    Censorship and making normal word "taboo" is only making people softer

  • @wade_r.
    @wade_r. 3 месяца назад +10

    "Unalive" just feels disrespectful when talking about someone who actually died. The word "killed" being a demonetization factor isn't an excuse either, because as displayed here, there are a billion different phrases and metaphors to describe it better.

  • @computernoise2209
    @computernoise2209 3 месяца назад +102

    "We can't use dead/death because it may trigger someone."
    also curses profusely.

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 3 месяца назад +2

      Unless you're Summoning Salt

    • @AbandonedAccount4
      @AbandonedAccount4 3 месяца назад +1

      womp womp to said people

    • @biqbagel
      @biqbagel 3 месяца назад +7

      Imagine getting triggered by a word

    • @AbandonedAccount4
      @AbandonedAccount4 3 месяца назад +4

      @@biqbagel fr bigga

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 3 месяца назад

      @@biqbagel ok idiot
      (DISCLAIMER: I am only saying this because "idiot" is 1 word. Just clearing this up for yt)

  • @ItsJayYork
    @ItsJayYork 2 месяца назад +1

    Well, RUclipsrs aren't the sharpest tools in the shed

  • @cemaydn9284
    @cemaydn9284 3 месяца назад +7

    Every time i hear the word "unalive" a part pf my soul goes unalive permanently

  • @unrighteous8745
    @unrighteous8745 3 месяца назад +13

    I didn't even think of this when hearing that word, but so true lol. It feels like people saying "unalive" are trying to send the message that we're being censored, but I think we're still a ways off newspeak haha.

    • @ghoulishgoober3122
      @ghoulishgoober3122 2 месяца назад

      I didn't even think of the possibility people could be actively censoring themselves to make others think we're being censored more.

  • @gurrrn1102
    @gurrrn1102 3 месяца назад +2

    This could be a whole series. When RUclipsrs have to resort to crass euphemisms to stay monetised. It gets stupider

  • @henryhere
    @henryhere 3 месяца назад +43

    Man carrying the souls of his victims

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 3 месяца назад +4

      Man Carrying Guilt

    • @rickyjohnson7212
      @rickyjohnson7212 3 месяца назад +1

      Man carrying the dreams his victims will never fulfill