When Titanic first came out a man posted that he and his wife went to see it that weekend. As they were in line to buy tickets, he said he told his wife he hoped they did a good job showing the ship sinking. Someone in line heard him and said "The ship sinks? Thanks for ruining the movie for us."
Then there was the school kid who admitted that, for a while, he thought Jews were time travelers. It seems that a religion teacher told him that 2017 on the Christian calendar was the year 5778 on the Jewish calendar.
Sum similar happened to me. A random dude texted me looking for pamela. He sent me weird texts and stuff. Then I tried calling the dude. He texted that he was driving. Then like 5 mins later he said "I crashed love you bbyyyy" then like 1 min later the "emergency room doctor" texted. Then I was like bruh I'm not pamela and the dude who was supposedly dying in the hospital texted "fine I'm gonna block you now" Then a few months later Pamela's employer texted. Wonder who pamela is...
@Sarah Hamilton How old are you? Because if you're older how have you gotten so far in life, if you're younger you're going to be really disappointed in the future.
I don't think so, kit kats are made by nestle, and nestle has a reputation for doing some pretty nasty things, they may even be the evilest company on Earth. The person in the post, just has bizarre tastes, but I don't see how it is offensive or should be considered stupid. So they don't like chocolate for some reason.
I also remember Reece's (not made by nestle, but part of their competition) peanut butter cups having an ad campaign for many years that you could eat it any way you want, and their commercials would be things like dracula saying he likes to suck out their insides first, and them showing a peanut butter cup with 2 vampire fang marks in it at the end of the commercial. It seems to me, that is a pretty decent campaign, that they be accepting of their customers' idiosyncrasies and open to any way they want to eat their candy. So it seems counterproductive that their competitor would take the exact opposite stance there.
Yeah, I am assuming they went with the "stand in the rain to grow" saying. But like, then they had to have said "why are people below 18 alteady using umbrellas"
that kind of seems the question of a young child who is just learning numbers and only sees the 8 being bigger than the 2. that questions could be a few years old (yahoo answers started in 2006)
@@DADA-ir6kq Would someone just learning numbers be able to write that coherently, tho? I'm trying to remind people that there's such a thing as number dyslexia, which seems much more likely, here. That, or it's fake. ... Sorry to be a downer?
I like the Black Plague one. People seem to forget that the Black Plague occured no less than 6 times because people weren't quarantining correctly - and also that the Bubonic Plague was a seperate disease that occured at least twice, both during the same times as the Black Plague
Wait. I just noticed you said bubonic plague was a separate disease. It isn't, it's literally the disease that caused the Black Death epidemic. It also caused the Plague of Justinian
@@elowishusmirkatroid4898 Actually, very few places went that far. Most of the time people stayed in their house without needing to be blockaded in, moved to the nearest leper camp, or wandered into the woods to die of their own volition. Some of the major cities also issued decrees stating that if a plague case occured, everyone living in that district had to stay there until everyone with the plague in that district died or recovered. Most cities also refused to let anyone enter or leave the city if there were currently plague cases within the city, though their ability to enforce either of those policies was limited due to the technologies of the time, and the fact that no one wants to be the guy patroling the border of the current plague district who's supposed to keep people from escaping...
I have a screenshot of another brilliant one. It says, "if your social security number was your bank account, how rich would you be?" There are a few 9-digit responses, the last reply says "hold up..."
I remember seeing a post on Facebook once that said, "We live in a world where it's easier to find free wifi than water, and people act like it's not a problem." The overwhelming response was "Go to McDonald's, they'll give you free water!" That's when I realized, humanity is on a downward spiral...
@@KnTenshi2 Tap water also costs money, at least if you own the place where it comes out of the tap. And tap water propably isn't safe to drink in every building (for example in my childhood home we weren't connected to anything, and our tap water came from a questionable well in the yard. We never drank it).
@@saagabragi6938 I should clarify that I assumed that the initial poster would accept "free water" in the same vein as "free health care", i.e. as long as you aren't paying for it now, it is "free". And you aren't paying for the water, you are paying for the maintenance and upkeep of the system that gets the water to you (the pipes, the filtration system, the stupid bureaucracy to run it, etc.).
Haha. I love that one with 2 + 2 x 4. I wonder how many people actually replied and let them know that the correct answer of 10 isn't even on their list 🤣
I haven't so much lost faith in humanity, more like lost faith in government leaders around the world. We may not be perfect but we are way better than we act.
I too wondered if all of these were authentic... then I realized that a sane person of normal intelligence is not able to come up with such ideas. So these people really exist in the world. Scary! [shudders in fear and horror]
It's similar to when little kids say to slightly older kids that when they get to their age, implying that the older person is done ageing and the little kid will catch up in age...
I think they meant (using these as an example because I forgot the years they used) 1998 is a smaller number then 2000, but 2000 wasn't as long ago This still does not make sense in my mind, as they stated that they were born more recently
The girl at 5:40 reminds me of Dan Quayle. That guy produced the best quotes of all times. "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Vice President Dan Quayle "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."- Dan Quayle
Another Quayle story- it was on the news- He was at an elementary school. Spelling quiz was in session. A young student wrote "potato" (correct !) on the board. "Expert speller" Quayle "corrected" him by saying "You need to add an 'e' to your word"
4:38 To give this one just a sliver of credit, it is odd that they went with "Heterosexual", then opted to go with "Gay/Lesbian" instead of "Homosexual".
(2 + 2) x 4 = 16 ... but 2 + 2 x 4 as written is really 2 + ( 2 x 4) = 10 Modern speech/text/chat may no longer need 'punctuation' but math can still use it.
100% correct, and that answer is not there. What's even funnier / more concerning is the fact that roughly a quarter of people thought it could be 13!!!
I guess the "I'm staying a virgin because I want to set a good example for my kids" woman technically does have a point with her statement, she could always adopt. But still, probably not what she meant.
I think she left the statement incomplete. I believe she meant, "I want to stay a virgin until marriage, to be a good example for my (future) kids". This is why words and language skills matter!
@E.T. Phone Home , kid has one "d" not two. Also, spell checking is your friend. ^respect, not repspect. Words do indeed matter. As does correct spelling.
The one about men opening doors seemed legit to me. I haven't opened a door in years. Whenever I leave or enter a room or building with a door, I just kick it off the hinges like the KoolAid man. I keep a stack of doors in the front and rear of my house so I can replace each one when I pass through. For car doors, I just cut a hole big enough for me to fit in and enjoy the breeze
Saying "no pets allowed" about the family of rats is actually pretty reasonable. The rats in the photo look like "fancy rats", which were bred as pets. (They actually make pretty good pets; they're smarter and more social than gerbils or hamsters.) Wild rats tend to be plain grey or brown, in order to blend in with their surroundings, while "fancy rats" have all sorts of different colors. The rats in the photo have white spots on them, which implies that they were probably bought in a pet shop. (Either that, or they're the children of escaped pets.)
I was thinking the same thing. An otherwise spotless bathroom, with clean pet-looking rats, I'm actually inclined to think that the tenant is the pest here, and probably does shenanigans like this all the time, and just took this picture to try to make the landlord look bad, and the landlord is just tired of it and says just pay up.
I was thinking the same thing. I had a pet rat once, very smart and affectionate. I left his cage open and he was free to roam, but would always go "home" for dinner and at bedtime.
@@Stranzua True. If you let them go free-range in a room, you need to protect cords and cushions and such. That said, they do love high enclosed places near food, so if you build a tower of small boxes near an immobile food source with connecting holes that let them climb to the top box, they'll gravitate there and expend the bulk of their chewing on what you provide there. They also seem to be convinced that socks and band-aids are parasitic leeches. They'll ignore those items if they're lying on the floor, but they WILL try to groom those items off you if you're wearing them.
People used to say that "Stupidity is caused by lack of accessible knowledge" but now in the "Age of knowledge" where the whole world is in the palm of your hands... I have come to conclude that stupidity doesn't now come from lack of knowledge, it's something else.
@Senor Avocado, that person was confusing ignorance with stupidity. Ignorance is merely a lack of usable knowledge. Ignorant people can be taught knowledge, but stupid people seem to be beyond fixing, by any means.
Now, stupidity is caused by the thinking that everyone's opinion is more important than facts, and the sheer pride that some feel for their willful ignorance.
I think the "Age of Knowledge" is actually the problem. The way the internet is, people can get false information easier and quicker than reliable sources. That's just my opinion, though. I just believe that contributes to the problem.
In the mid-'80's, family farms were really struggling. A local man was interviewed and asked how he felt about the possibility of food shortages (due to potential farm failures). He literally said that he didn't care because if he needed something he could just go to the Safeway (a grocery store chain).
I saw a similar post yesterday: something about "why do we even have farms? just go to the supermarket like everyone else!" It truly hurts the soul to read such damning idiocy 😩
I live in Belfast, N. Ireland. Asking someone what part of Belfast they are from is like asking which side of the divide they are on. A usual answer was "all of me".
That joke, or a variation of it, has been around since before the Second World War, iirc. I heard it back in the early '60s, and it was an old joke even then.
That math one was great. None of the answers were correct (correct answer is 10), but I cannot for the life of me figure out how anybody could get 13, 14 or 15.
2:40 While that one is an idiot, it would be unfair to not place most of that blame on her parents.... They seriously let her down by not even bothering to *TRY* teaching her the basics!
I also happen to be an idiot, could you tell me what is the difference? Cause by looking at it…..I can tell something is wrong even if I don’t know what it is 😅
@@crazyyura I think in the replies to that post, someone even asked the 3 digits number on the other side and she replied back in absolute honesty, but also asked why (did they ask/needed those as well)? Phew.
@@aishaliya687 , she "DOX-ed" herself. (She showed her private financial information publicly, so it was easy for a hacker to access her account and take her money. Then, she did it again with the replacement debit card. Not too bright, that one.
I’ve seen a lot of horrifying crap from anti-mask/vax parents involving their kids on the internet. They forget that it’s their kids that will bear the brunt of it from their peers.
Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.” ― Jim Butcher, Vignette
1/3 vs 1/4 I heard that from a very gorgeous blonde, telling me her male neighbor had told her he got a 1/4 hp sump pump 'cause it was more powerful than a 1/3 HP pump. She was so surprised that she never explained it to him, keeping him in his ' Mr. know it all ' world.
Sometimes you just gotta “smile and wave”, gets me through a lot of shifts at my hospital. That and the fact that I’d lose my job if I punched out the patients that tell me, “masks don’t work”.
The answer is 10, lol. How do people not know their math? Edit: Before people start saying stuff, I was just giving the correct answer to diss on those on the post who clearly didn't pay attention in math. Then again, the OP could very well have done that solely to see how many stupid people there were. If the voters actually knew a thing or two, they would know that it was a trick question. Sadly, the voters were far too dumb to realize it.
@@DemitriVladMaximov lmao no they didn't Feminism did Come over to any small southern town and you'll see chivalry in full display. We've got women here and they ain't killed nothing.
Stupidity was rarely put on display for the world to see. You had to be rich or famous and caught in the act of being stupid. Now people proudly display their lack of intelligence on any social media platform available to them.
Stupidity isn't new, but the amount of it is new. It's not proportional to increased population either. It's increasing at such a rate that we dont' have to worry about climate change, war or plague. At the rate basic common sense is being disregarded and forgotten we're more likely to die from over eating (which is happening), starving (because of obviously bogus diets) or flatly walking off the edge of a building because you're to busy watching your device.
The one at 3:10 reminds me of a Facebook post that I shared a while back. It said "Name a music group in which the only female in the group was the lead singer." I got a ton of replies naming all female music groups and even a few naming all male groups. I thought to myself, "Can't these people read a simple direction?" A friend of mine commented with the name of a group which featured a lone female singer with a male group. (Clever young man!) He then commented "You know where this is headed, don't you?" I replied, "Yes, I do, but it's fun to see the responses anyway. LOL"
Epica, Nightwish, the Original line up Evanescence, Arch Enemy, Halestorm, Sirenia, Leave’s Eyes, Lacuna Coil, ReVamp, & Delian just to name a few and if you’re still interested.
how are you supposed to answer a question if they don't list the correct answer in one of the multiple choices? Edit: I'm asking how you would answer it, not why it's in the video.
@@Mark73 you misunderstood my question. it's half a rhetorical question really because the answer to it is you can't answer it, yet the other half is on a test you're given how do you answer the question without the correct answer. do you leave it blank, write a note, add the correct answer' what do you do?
@@mysteria_1305 because the person who added the question thought it was 16, not ten. Hence why they didnt add an "other" option or 10. Mark didn't misunderstand. You misunderstood
Actually I'm suddenly reminded of one of my roommates in school. He was a real doofus. At one point, he was obsessed (apparently) with some girl, and he wrote "(her name) is so hot, I am abcested with her" ALL over the room, like 50 times, in permanent marker. I didn't really care because he didn't write on any of MY stuff, just the walls and furniture that came with the room, and he freely admitted to it so when the dorm manager eventually became aware of the damage to the room, I was not made responsible at all, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious that he wrote abcested instead of obsessed.
Theres a infamous Trip Adviser review by an American tourist (it had to be), where they complained that the architect of Windsor Castle (the 900+ year old home of the British Royal Family) should have thought about the noise from nearby Heathrow Airport, when picking the location, as the noise spoils the experience
It should be that the correct answer isn't an option. I mean, would you expect people to just not vote at all? If a poll is popular it's gonna have votes.
6:58 took me by surprise - that euphemism is probably the darkest one I know... There really wasn't much to be said in response to it because no empathetic human asks that question as a joke, leaving the innocence of the question to hit that much harder.
From experience, jokes like that aren't funny but they aren't bad either. You become pretty unstable in these kinds of situations and jokes helps as a reminder that life didn't always suck. As long as a follow-up is made I appreciate these jokes.
A lady at work seemed down. I asked if she was OK. She said "Not really, I lost my cat.". Trying to help, I offered to make some posters we could put up to help find it. Turns out she meant her cat had died. Euphemisms can be tricksy.
5:38 imagine if the admissions office at San Francisco State University saw this, then came to her house and were like “we made a mistake” and shredded her acceptance letter
I can sort of understand the weird mental process that happens when rural areas are associated with the larger political polity, like a state, but big cities feel - and often act - like they're independent city-states on the same level as the poltical polity surrounding them, or should be. Going outside of the city really can feel like going to a different culture or country, distinct enough to cause culture shock and sometimes the labels fall "wider, rural, vaguely defined "state"" and "city". It's a common form of subconscious classism, but I, who live in South Africa, often hear people say, unironically, that they're "going to Africa for a holiday", by which they mean going to the less developed areas/countries where poorer people live, distinct from the bubble which is their everyday first world experience.
5:04 A wheelchair with pedals would actually be a good idea, as a lot of people who need wheelchairs aren't entirely paraplegic. Chronic pain, back problems, limited mobility - lots of reasons to need a chair some or most of the time and still have working legs. So pedals are a good idea.
@@skaruts They run into a lot of problems on a variety of surfaces and inclines that normal wheelchairs don't, which limits their use. Not to mention how prohibitively expensive they are, when wheelchairs are already pretty expensive. There's still good reasons for using electric chairs, but analog chairs are generally preferable.
My mother used a wheelchair after her stroke. Her biggest problem was that the stroke had messed up her whole right side, arm and leg both. So she basically ended up rolling in circles.
How, by spreading stupidity? Social media doesnt build stupidity, it just spreads it to more people, who without social media would no be better educated, just quieter about it.
I mean...it's possible she wants utilize artificial insemination or adoption to have kids, but unfortunately she might simply not know how babies are typically produced...
You could be a microbiologist and be against mandates though. I graduated from a well known prestigious university and I know biology professors who took the vaccine themselves but they're against people being forced to take it. Same as myself , I took the vaccine but I respect other's choices too.
Fun Fact: the first polio jab gave people both polio and SV-40. YOu know why it was called SV-40? Because there was SV-1, SV-2, SV-3, etc. Look up the Cutter incident. PHD's are more anti-vax by percentage, than any other segment of society. For good reasons.
The term "anti-vaxxer" is just a slur. His colleague was probably just one of the small minority of people (seemingly immune to the fear based propaganda that was unleased on Western countries) who looked at the novel, experimental gene therapy treatment that was being rolled out (with coercion to take it) and thought: hang on a minute, I don't particularly trust the word of the multinational pharmaceutical company who stand to make hundreds of billions in profits from this when they say it's "safe and effective", especially when they unblinded their safety trial after less than 2 months. And I don't trust the word of health "experts" who deliberately hid safety data and embarked on outright smear campaigns against anyone who questioned the efficacy or safety of these experimental treatments. As time has gone on, the "anti-vaxxer" has been proven right, over and over and over.
I trust that the anti-vaxxer has now been fully vindicated with the health evidence that is mounting against the vaccines, And, that their microbiologist colleague will have learnt to be more discerning in their acceptance of what Big Pharma tells them is the "truth". RUclips will no doubt delete this comment so don't trust them either.
@Baba Ganush I get some hilarious text messages on my phone because my carrier uses speech to text instead of voicemail and it doesn’t recognise aboriginal place names.
OK the wheelchair one might have a point, at least kind of. As being a wheelchair user doesn't necessarily mean one is unable to walk, rather that they shouldn't do so due to health reasons. Many wheelchair users can can and walk a bit if needed, but if they were to do so for longer periods of time, it would worsen their health. Also, I believe there are specific wheelchairs that don't use the wheels to control movement, so the user's hands getting tired may or may not be a problem depending on what type they have. Obligatory disclaimer that I'm not a wheelchair user, I'm just a chronically ill person who reads up on other chronic illness stuff besides my own.
The guy is indeed onto something! I do use a wheelchair and my right leg tends to be fine. It's the left that's utter garbage. My hands can't do electronic controls (they twitch too much) and pulling the wheels is painful. A little pedal wouldn't be too bad if I had to readjust myself out of harm's way. Granted I don't have the sustained strength to use it the entire time but it's enough to get me to safety and to prevent people from playing with my chair. Not so eloquently phrased but the idea of putting this on "stupid police" does make it pretty ableist instead. We don't need a bunch of people to crusade for us on our behalf. We can discuss the finer points on our own, as we are now!
more like not all wheelchair users have _both_ of their legs disabled and non-mobile - especially like you said, temporary wheelchair users like the ones who broke a leg/got a leg cast.
I think if a wheelchair user got caught doing the can can (as you mention is possible), there might be some investigation into insurance fraud warranted...
To the Yahoo Sister question... so the parents got their first kid and then debated for 5-6 years before popping out another kid. First kid was probably not a good sign and this one confirmed it.
It could be a joke, but that was actually pretty rude and in rather poor taste. I, myself, have a gap of 9 years with my younger sister. Not every family wants multiple young children bombarding them at the same time, and sometimes there are health problems, relationship troubles and financial issues to consider. Please be a bit more mindful of what you post. Thank you for reading this.
My SIL is a certified medical doctor and ordained minister and thinks snakes are evil serpents. The cognitive dissonance is too great for my tiny brain to comprehend.
@@angelogaray8019 Well, he certainly didn't take the Fall! Doesn't matter, I am quite the sinner with my lovely/hunky 2nd husband ... even after 30+ years.
@@angelogaray8019 In no way is he right. Snakes simply do what most animals do, hunt, eat, mate, reproduce, and eventually die. They also don't tend to kill their prey in particularly painful or slow ways.
I understood the California/ San Francisco one. I grew up in Auburn, Alabama, where Auburn University is located. Our #1 rival was University of Alabama. So, when Gallagher came to do a show, he came on stage, said "it's great to be here in Alabama!", and got booed by the Auburn students.
I would maybe believe that, but I went to California (UC Berkeley) and we usually call the team/school Cal, not California, and SF State would always have “state” in it to distinguish from other universities like University of San Francisco. So it doesn’t feel quite right explaining it as sports teams / university names.
I honestly don't know why I bothered with all the effort and expense of an education. So much time! So much money! Sure, it's nice not being featured in a video like this... Actually, that is reason enough. Worth it.
@L'incroyable Procrastinateur, that was a teacher with the taped mouthed child. I saw it before on Facebook with a caption that explained that. Not a meme, mind you. A post. However that may be, the mouth taping is still wrong on so many levels.
@@C.O.G. I had a teacher in 2nd grade who wrapped duct tape around a kid's head and mouth and then taped him to his chair because he was being disruptive in class. Admittedly, the kid WAS one of the "bad kids" and continued being one for as long as I knew him (I think he eventually ended up in alternative school for the worst of the worst), but even as an 8 year old I knew what she was doing was WRONG and so did the teacher. After she taped him up, she stood at the door to her classroom, watching out the window because she knew his speech therapist would be coming for him any time. She threatened the entire class if we said anything about what she'd done.
The 8:75 one had me dying. Oh my God, there's nothing worse than someone being especially dumb when they're really trying to look smarter than everyone else. The 'Virgin for life' one is just tragic. Lmao
Wow, the one about Kit Kats! First off, NASTY! Second, when I just want the wafer, I bite off the chocolate on each side and then I attempt it on the top but it usually fails so I eat the whole thing anyway.
5:46 There's both a California University and a San Francisco State University, so the caption is probably referring to the universities, not the places.
Well, maybe… California is usually referred to as Cal, and SF State would never just be “San Francisco” since there are at least three schools with San Francisco in the name…
The wheelchair one isn't actually as dumb as it sounds, some people can't stand but have working legs. For example POTs is a heart condition that can make people pass out if they stand, but their legs work fine.
POTS is a neurological condition primarily (a dysfunction of the Autonomic Nervous System), where an aspect of the condition results in some wonky nerve signalling with the heart, digestive system, and other organs.
One I saw years ago "If Australia is a day ahead of us why didn't they warn us about 9/11?"
🤦♀️
When Titanic first came out a man posted that he and his wife went to see it that weekend. As they were in line to buy tickets, he said he told his wife he hoped they did a good job showing the ship sinking. Someone in line heard him and said "The ship sinks? Thanks for ruining the movie for us."
Then there was the school kid who admitted that, for a while, he thought Jews were time travelers. It seems that a religion teacher told him that 2017 on the Christian calendar was the year 5778 on the Jewish calendar.
Nooooo! 🤦🏼♀️
@@billolsen4360 He was a kid, that's different.
These are either really clever trolls or evidence that we, as a culture, are doomed. I honestly can't tell any more.
I think it's the doomed one honestly.
If it's a troll to show your debit card twice for the world to see......... (But I sort of hope it was because the alternative is worse).
I'll think about answering when I get done laughing and shaking my head in disbelief.
Sorry, but just go to the mall and eavesdrop. As a nation we are the worst in education among first world countries.
The math poll made me sad. The right answer wasn't even an option.
Clearly multiple people forgot their pemdas
They told me: "You can't possibly be THAT stupid!" - I told them: "Hey, this is a free country...I can be as stupid as I want!"
preach 😄
Reminds me of a Dusty Dub with a cat keeping his paw close to his sibling ' it is a free country '
exquisite
Jokes on you. I pay taxes!
…and still vote!
A presumed quote from Albert Einstein: "There appear to be limits on intelligence but none on stupidity. "
Another quote attributed to Einstein: "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."
@@svennoren9047 yep
*they're!
@@svennoren9047 I was going to leave this comment too. :-) It is very, very correct.
@@jacobjohnson8686 😑
"Yo gaby this is the surgeon." made me laugh until I had tears streaming down my face.
Did you even notice how far apart in time those texts were?
@@sbritton1313 less than 1 hour
Yo gaby this is the whole family talking to you for some reason
@@takemyhand1988 even worse, about 20 minutes
Sum similar happened to me. A random dude texted me looking for pamela. He sent me weird texts and stuff. Then I tried calling the dude. He texted that he was driving. Then like 5 mins later he said "I crashed love you bbyyyy" then like 1 min later the "emergency room doctor" texted. Then I was like bruh I'm not pamela and the dude who was supposedly dying in the hospital texted "fine I'm gonna block you now" Then a few months later Pamela's employer texted. Wonder who pamela is...
The good side of democracy is that anyone can vote, but the downside is that anyone can vote.
At one time, there was an education requirement for voting... they got rid of it.
@@j.thomas7128Worst decision ever!
@@lisas3487there’s a reason…
@@lisas3487 not a bad decision when not everyone has access to education
@amoral_minority Oooo-K....you think it's ok to allow uneducated people to make decisions about our future? Seriously?! You sound like one of them.
7:28 According to the traditional order of operations, the correct answer to that equation is 10, which is not one of the options given.
Yup lmaoooo. It pained me to see
Thank you! I was thinking WTF it’s 10 if you do it correctly.
@Sarah Hamilton Yes.
@Sarah Hamilton How old are you? Because if you're older how have you gotten so far in life, if you're younger you're going to be really disappointed in the future.
@Sarah Hamilton yep!
The order, in every equation is:
1) parentheses
2) exponents
3) multi, div
4) add, sub
1:15 I agree with KitKat's decision.
When you commit blasphemy with an iconic chocolate bar company that they BLOCK YOU.😨 Well, "P1ssing off KitKat" is off that person's bucket list!
@@kayfey9544 i think that there's irony in that sentence
I don't think so, kit kats are made by nestle, and nestle has a reputation for doing some pretty nasty things, they may even be the evilest company on Earth. The person in the post, just has bizarre tastes, but I don't see how it is offensive or should be considered stupid. So they don't like chocolate for some reason.
I also remember Reece's (not made by nestle, but part of their competition) peanut butter cups having an ad campaign for many years that you could eat it any way you want, and their commercials would be things like dracula saying he likes to suck out their insides first, and them showing a peanut butter cup with 2 vampire fang marks in it at the end of the commercial. It seems to me, that is a pretty decent campaign, that they be accepting of their customers' idiosyncrasies and open to any way they want to eat their candy. So it seems counterproductive that their competitor would take the exact opposite stance there.
..... how can you not like chocolate... no jk I think I'm starting to get sick of it😂
"Are you supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?"
That got me good
Yeah, I am assuming they went with the "stand in the rain to grow" saying.
But like, then they had to have said "why are people below 18 alteady using umbrellas"
I have always been waterproof.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but did they mean adults are supposed to wear raincoats?
As a habitual non-umbrella user, that was the only take I actually related to
"I'm a girl if that helps" It certainly increased my hilarity
that kind of seems the question of a young child who is just learning numbers and only sees the 8 being bigger than the 2. that questions could be a few years old (yahoo answers started in 2006)
@@DADA-ir6kq Would someone just learning numbers be able to write that coherently, tho?
I'm trying to remind people that there's such a thing as number dyslexia, which seems much more likely, here. That, or it's fake.
... Sorry to be a downer?
Would have been funnier if she added "I'm also a blonde"
Sometimes, I lose my faith in humanity.
@@dehydratedwater9806 Pfft- Lmao yea
I like the Black Plague one. People seem to forget that the Black Plague occured no less than 6 times because people weren't quarantining correctly - and also that the Bubonic Plague was a seperate disease that occured at least twice, both during the same times as the Black Plague
And that it's still alive we usually get a few cases in humans every year in my country, and it's a major problem in some wild rodent populations
Wait. I just noticed you said bubonic plague was a separate disease. It isn't, it's literally the disease that caused the Black Death epidemic. It also caused the Plague of Justinian
Their idea of quarantine was to blockade people in their houses. They didn't know rats were spreading it.
@@elowishusmirkatroid4898 Actually, very few places went that far. Most of the time people stayed in their house without needing to be blockaded in, moved to the nearest leper camp, or wandered into the woods to die of their own volition. Some of the major cities also issued decrees stating that if a plague case occured, everyone living in that district had to stay there until everyone with the plague in that district died or recovered. Most cities also refused to let anyone enter or leave the city if there were currently plague cases within the city, though their ability to enforce either of those policies was limited due to the technologies of the time, and the fact that no one wants to be the guy patroling the border of the current plague district who's supposed to keep people from escaping...
A book for our times.. "The Plague" (La Peste) by Albert Camus.
4:10 From the bridge to the hospital in 21 minutes? I didn't realize the US had such good healthcare!
why do you think it's in the us?
At 3:00AM? Yeah, that should have been much faster. (They probably made the whole “jumping off a bridge” thing up.)
I didn't realize the US had healthcare.
@@Sailor11Sedna r/wooosh
@@vervetwrydavigy3006idiot
The debit card one killed me 😂😂😂
Unless she was trolling the bank should refuse her any more cards.
I think she needs to go back to blue & post that for us
Holy crap.....really? This person 🙄 is in for a very difficult future.
To be honest, she really needs to change banks. They're apparently not checking the CVV at all...
I have a screenshot of another brilliant one. It says, "if your social security number was your bank account, how rich would you be?" There are a few 9-digit responses, the last reply says "hold up..."
I remember seeing a post on Facebook once that said, "We live in a world where it's easier to find free wifi than water, and people act like it's not a problem." The overwhelming response was "Go to McDonald's, they'll give you free water!"
That's when I realized, humanity is on a downward spiral...
Did the initial poster not know what tap water is? Or did they just think that bottled water (which might still just be tap water) should be free?
@@KnTenshi2 Oh boy.
@@KnTenshi2
Tap water also costs money, at least if you own the place where it comes out of the tap.
And tap water propably isn't safe to drink in every building (for example in my childhood home we weren't connected to anything, and our tap water came from a questionable well in the yard. We never drank it).
@@KnTenshi2
And yes, water should be free because you're literally going to die if you don't get any water. It's a basic human necessity.
@@saagabragi6938 I should clarify that I assumed that the initial poster would accept "free water" in the same vein as "free health care", i.e. as long as you aren't paying for it now, it is "free". And you aren't paying for the water, you are paying for the maintenance and upkeep of the system that gets the water to you (the pipes, the filtration system, the stupid bureaucracy to run it, etc.).
Haha. I love that one with 2 + 2 x 4.
I wonder how many people actually replied and let them know that the correct answer of 10 isn't even on their list 🤣
LOL!!!!! right,,, PEMDAS all day
I'm just hoping that it was multiple choice and these people didn't come up with 13, 14, and 15 somehow, and not one single person wrote 10.
16 still makes more sense than 13 though, how do you get to 13 with that equation?!
@@Hyp3rSon1Xit’s closest to the correct answer ig
I think I was one of those people who replied. I even did the thing every math teacher tells us to do: show my work.
5:17 It took me a moment to realize that "Four Meal Your" is supposed to be "familiar".🤦
People are so damn stupid.
I think that's captioning. I've had 'Henry the Eighth' come out as 'Henry the Ape'.
@@michaellyczak9337 Then he/she should've realized why the other person was confused.
Me too.
It took me a couple of tries sounding it out to decipher what the person was trying to say, too!
I didn’t even know that
When I think I'm stupid I watch videos like these, but then at the same time I lose faith in humanity.
It's a trade off. 😅
Sogsciety!! 👊😔
I haven't so much lost faith in humanity, more like lost faith in government leaders around the world. We may not be perfect but we are way better than we act.
The good news is, stupidity *does* hurt.
The bad news is, it hurts those who witness it, not the ones who are stupid...
Every Darwin Award winner proves you wrong, and wronger, and wrongerer, and wrongererer.
@@myguykaikai9215 if that was the case, we should see a reduction in stupidity. Sadly it feels like the opposite.
@@TheWarriorofHonor what? Stupid people are having more babies.
What you’re saying is stupid.
I would love to think that some of those are fabricated but I have a horrible feeling they're all genuine, there truly is no hope!
I too wondered if all of these were authentic... then I realized that a sane person of normal intelligence is not able to come up with such ideas. So these people really exist in the world. Scary! [shudders in fear and horror]
I'd say one or two might be fabricated or at least exaggerated, bit it's impossible to tell
ABSOLUTELY what I was thinking!
At least half of them were jokes, but all of them were funny.
Some of them were definitely jokes, it's not that hard to tell
The older sister one hurt my head trying to figure out what she was thinking and how she could possibly wonder if she is older or not
I blame it for Yahoo stopping the Yahoo Answers/ questions thing.
🤔😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
But seriously, that section of the internet was pure GOLD
I saw one recently that asked why mothers of children born out of wedlock shouldnt have to get DNA tested too, to prove they are the mom. Yikes!
It's similar to when little kids say to slightly older kids that when they get to their age, implying that the older person is done ageing and the little kid will catch up in age...
I think they meant (using these as an example because I forgot the years they used)
1998 is a smaller number then 2000, but 2000 wasn't as long ago
This still does not make sense in my mind, as they stated that they were born more recently
She probably thought she was older because 1998 was a larger number than 1992 (pretty sure those were the years provided).
The girl at 5:40 reminds me of Dan Quayle. That guy produced the best quotes of all times.
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Vice President Dan Quayle
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."- Dan Quayle
Another Quayle story- it was on the news- He was at an elementary school. Spelling quiz was in session. A young student wrote "potato" (correct !) on the board. "Expert speller" Quayle "corrected" him by saying "You need to add an 'e' to your word"
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure”
Lingua latina non verpa canina est.
I think the kast quote was a joke.
😂 no way!
"what they be sayin?" is the best one I've seen so far. Still have a ways to go though
I know what they be sayin', 'cause I heard it through the grapevine. (0:49)
..then I saw "Four meal your"
That was probably autocorrect.
@@sonjastarr1364 I think just her saying that was hilarious
The first blogger had a grammatical error also
4:38 To give this one just a sliver of credit, it is odd that they went with "Heterosexual", then opted to go with "Gay/Lesbian" instead of "Homosexual".
I thought the same thing XD
No coz that person is still dumb but so is the person who made that form
I think it's because homosexual has been used as a perjorative and has a negative connotation that heterosexual doesn't.
@@Ceares I thought it was the word *gay* that meant another thing before it became a coming out trend.
@@TedEhioghae yes gay originally and technically in the dictionary still means "happy or joy"
“If you don’t know the difference between “there, “their” and “they’re” your a idiot”
*proceeds to use you’re an wrong*
Also it should have been you’re
There no hiding anything from you geniuses.
no way! you watched the video too?
@@evilellis I bet Katherine did. Amazing!
'there's' 👍😂@@standupstraight9691
I'm a manager at a grocery store, and almost daily I have to explain that 1/3 pound burgers are bigger than 1/4. The struggle is real!
Im not surpriced at all unfortunately.
Put up a chart showing the fractions.
@@Stefan- Kinda ironic that you spelled surprised wrong.
@@Cupcake_Royale Ah, so i did, its probably because im Swedish. I still spell English better than most Americans.
@@Stefan- For Americans, English is a second language.
(2 + 2) x 4 = 16 ... but 2 + 2 x 4 as written is really 2 + ( 2 x 4) = 10
Modern speech/text/chat may no longer need 'punctuation' but math can still use it.
So I am right. I just did the math. I thought it was wrong. Since nothing matched..😁😁
100% correct, and that answer is not there. What's even funnier / more concerning is the fact that roughly a quarter of people thought it could be 13!!!
@@Karma-qt4ji How????????
Oh thank God. I thought it was 10...
BODMAS.
This reminds me of an actual question I saw on Reddit:
'How deep is the specific ocean?'
'Can you be more pacific?'
"Do men still open car doors?" I realized belatedly that they were asking about gentlemanly manners
My dad does that to my mom every time
@@Mehasperson that's very sweet, lol
@@TheEvilEmerald he does it every time never seen him forget
fuck chivalry
but ill open doors for those i respect, my mom and dad ofcourse
I guess the "I'm staying a virgin because I want to set a good example for my kids" woman technically does have a point with her statement, she could always adopt. But still, probably not what she meant.
I think she left the statement incomplete. I believe she meant, "I want to stay a virgin until marriage, to be a good example for my (future) kids". This is why words and language skills matter!
@E.T. Phone Home , kid has one "d" not two. Also, spell checking is your friend. ^respect, not repspect.
Words do indeed matter. As does correct spelling.
Yup
Maybe she's Mary?
@E.T. Phone Home You are so right. I never correct someone here. The person could be dyslectic or from another country.
The one about men opening doors seemed legit to me. I haven't opened a door in years. Whenever I leave or enter a room or building with a door, I just kick it off the hinges like the KoolAid man. I keep a stack of doors in the front and rear of my house so I can replace each one when I pass through. For car doors, I just cut a hole big enough for me to fit in and enjoy the breeze
Underrated comment
The one about opening doors was probably about opening doors for women.
@@JKBDTS Do you think?
@@ridethelapras?
@@JKBDTS Sorry, I should have phrased that as, “Do you reckon?”
Saying "no pets allowed" about the family of rats is actually pretty reasonable. The rats in the photo look like "fancy rats", which were bred as pets. (They actually make pretty good pets; they're smarter and more social than gerbils or hamsters.) Wild rats tend to be plain grey or brown, in order to blend in with their surroundings, while "fancy rats" have all sorts of different colors. The rats in the photo have white spots on them, which implies that they were probably bought in a pet shop. (Either that, or they're the children of escaped pets.)
I was thinking the same thing. An otherwise spotless bathroom, with clean pet-looking rats, I'm actually inclined to think that the tenant is the pest here, and probably does shenanigans like this all the time, and just took this picture to try to make the landlord look bad, and the landlord is just tired of it and says just pay up.
I was thinking the same thing. I had a pet rat once, very smart and affectionate. I left his cage open and he was free to roam, but would always go "home" for dinner and at bedtime.
Most of these shares were fake. The ones that posted their bank cards with numbers made the news broadcasts to warn people not to do this.
I had a few with an ex years ago. They are smart and a ton of fun but they do tend to chew EVERYTHING!
@@Stranzua True. If you let them go free-range in a room, you need to protect cords and cushions and such. That said, they do love high enclosed places near food, so if you build a tower of small boxes near an immobile food source with connecting holes that let them climb to the top box, they'll gravitate there and expend the bulk of their chewing on what you provide there.
They also seem to be convinced that socks and band-aids are parasitic leeches. They'll ignore those items if they're lying on the floor, but they WILL try to groom those items off you if you're wearing them.
People used to say that "Stupidity is caused by lack of accessible knowledge" but now in the "Age of knowledge" where the whole world is in the palm of your hands... I have come to conclude that stupidity doesn't now come from lack of knowledge, it's something else.
@Senor Avocado, that person was confusing ignorance with stupidity. Ignorance is merely a lack of usable knowledge. Ignorant people can be taught knowledge, but stupid people seem to be beyond fixing, by any means.
Now, stupidity is caused by the thinking that everyone's opinion is more important than facts, and the sheer pride that some feel for their willful ignorance.
@@Kanjiwinyan Agh YES
@@C.O.G. Huh... Well you get my point though right?
I think the "Age of Knowledge" is actually the problem. The way the internet is, people can get false information easier and quicker than reliable sources. That's just my opinion, though. I just believe that contributes to the problem.
In the mid-'80's, family farms were really struggling. A local man was interviewed and asked how he felt about the possibility of food shortages (due to potential farm failures). He literally said that he didn't care because if he needed something he could just go to the Safeway (a grocery store chain).
I saw a similar post yesterday: something about "why do we even have farms? just go to the supermarket like everyone else!"
It truly hurts the soul to read such damning idiocy 😩
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Some of these people may be running the country in a few years!
Or already were last year...
@@catatonicbug7522 this year
@@lisawines98 Why not both?
In a few years? I think some, if not all, of them are now!
Cry! They're all eligible to vote.
I'm totally stealing and adapting that "Somalia, which part" one.
"Where were you born?"
"U.S."
"Which part?"
"All of me, obviously!".
I live in Belfast, N. Ireland. Asking someone what part of Belfast they are from is like asking which side of the divide they are on. A usual answer was "all of me".
unless you’ve had implants or transplants then the real fun begins!
@@belfastlass3474 wish that wasn’t steeped in the blood of innocents before your time but it’s a solid answer to save you from trouble
That joke, or a variation of it, has been around since before the Second World War, iirc. I heard it back in the early '60s, and it was an old joke even then.
"Nah, just my leg"
“Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.”
Buzz lightyear
That math one was great. None of the answers were correct (correct answer is 10), but I cannot for the life of me figure out how anybody could get 13, 14 or 15.
For 13, I think they chose the lowest possible number.
Idk about 14 and 15 tho
Pemdas rules apply even if parenthesis aren't written
@@kimleone5496you can't just put or not parenthesis randomly and having the same result.. With and without parenthesis are 2 different equations
I am assuming 14 and 15 is just randomly tapped, because the numbers (percent) are similar
@@annpes3143 unless you put the parentheses exactly where they should go in an equation that doesn't have them...
The correct answer without is 10.
2:40
While that one is an idiot, it would be unfair to not place most of that blame on her parents.... They seriously let her down by not even bothering to *TRY* teaching her the basics!
I also happen to be an idiot, could you tell me what is the difference? Cause by looking at it…..I can tell something is wrong even if I don’t know what it is 😅
@@aishaliya687 no censor
@@aishaliya687 that person just showed their credit card code
And did it again with the second card
@@crazyyura I think in the replies to that post, someone even asked the 3 digits number on the other side and she replied back in absolute honesty, but also asked why (did they ask/needed those as well)?
Phew.
@@aishaliya687 , she "DOX-ed" herself. (She showed her private financial information publicly, so it was easy for a hacker to access her account and take her money. Then, she did it again with the replacement debit card. Not too bright, that one.
This is the kind of video that's proving how great our school system is.
6:48 That's horrifying that she'd do that to a kid just to push her anti-mask views.
Why didn't the kid just peel the tape off? His _hands_ weren't taped!! And if they had been, you'd _see_ *that* !!
@@georgetrapp6666 and if he were scared, he would be emoting it with his eyes. What, is it impossible for mute people to express their emotions?
I’ve seen a lot of horrifying crap from anti-mask/vax parents involving their kids on the internet. They forget that it’s their kids that will bear the brunt of it from their peers.
@@MarLin.- i have too but i have seen things just as bad on the other side of politics.
@@MarLin.- I've seen a lot more horrifying crap from the Vax and mask tyrants.
Dang, it took longer than it should have to figure out that guy was trying to write "familiar".
Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
― Jim Butcher, Vignette
This is why we should take off all warning labels ; the stupidity will die out eventually lol
Thinning the herd doesn't seem to be working. The list of Darwin awards keeps getting bigger, like there's an active feeling of achievement happening.
If the pandemic has taught us anything, it is that we don't even have to take off the warning labels.
@@thomasmleahy6218 Well we still have all those warning labels. We're not even TRYING to thin the herd.
Then lawyers would get rich.
@@eleethtahgra7182 Dead people cannot sue.
1/3 vs 1/4 I heard that from a very gorgeous blonde, telling me her male neighbor had told her he got a 1/4 hp sump pump 'cause it was more powerful than a 1/3 HP pump. She was so surprised that she never explained it to him, keeping him in his ' Mr. know it all ' world.
Sometimes you just gotta “smile and wave”, gets me through a lot of shifts at my hospital. That and the fact that I’d lose my job if I punched out the patients that tell me, “masks don’t work”.
@@YeahNo
It's indeed easy to lose your patients when you're around stupid people.
@@agostonpitlik8045 It's hard to lose your patience as well haha
@@YeahNo Just tell them "then the surgeon won;t wear one either when they cut into you"
@@agostonpitlik8045 I think you mean patience- but patients also works. Maybe you did that on purpose lol 😂
“You look four meal your”
God, I had to think hard to understand that one.
7:28 the best part about this is that the correct answer isnt even in the poll
Please excuse My dear aunt sally….
The answer is 10, lol. How do people not know their math?
Edit: Before people start saying stuff, I was just giving the correct answer to diss on those on the post who clearly didn't pay attention in math. Then again, the OP could very well have done that solely to see how many stupid people there were. If the voters actually knew a thing or two, they would know that it was a trick question. Sadly, the voters were far too dumb to realize it.
You’re absolutely right!
If people can’t understand PEMDAS they shouldn’t be on twitter… that’s like a 3rd grade thing
im glad i was right cuz i was second guessing myself when 10 wasnt there
“ do men still open car doors?” My first thought is from The Dukes of Hazard… they just jump in through the window all the time!!
Or just do magic like Zac King
She meant chivalry.
@@kasa9884 yes and sadly women killed that.
@@DemitriVladMaximov lmao no they didn't
Feminism did
Come over to any small southern town and you'll see chivalry in full display. We've got women here and they ain't killed nothing.
"Righting" a Book. 😁There IS a Career Path for me...
I think the truest irony of the human experience is generations upon generations of people thinking stupidity is new.
There’s just new things to be stupid about, perhaps?
Like… Tide pods. Still can’t get over that gem of unintelligence
Stupidity was rarely put on display for the world to see. You had to be rich or famous and caught in the act of being stupid. Now people proudly display their lack of intelligence on any social media platform available to them.
@Hanna Yachou just don’t eat them
@Hanna Yachou good. Tide pods was… idiotic, at best.
Stupidity isn't new, but the amount of it is new. It's not proportional to increased population either. It's increasing at such a rate that we dont' have to worry about climate change, war or plague. At the rate basic common sense is being disregarded and forgotten we're more likely to die from over eating (which is happening), starving (because of obviously bogus diets) or flatly walking off the edge of a building because you're to busy watching your device.
How can something be so funny and so sad all at the same time?
AmuriKKKa
By being True.
The one at 3:10 reminds me of a Facebook post that I shared a while back. It said "Name a music group in which the only female in the group was the lead singer." I got a ton of replies naming all female music groups and even a few naming all male groups. I thought to myself, "Can't these people read a simple direction?" A friend of mine commented with the name of a group which featured a lone female singer with a male group. (Clever young man!) He then commented "You know where this is headed, don't you?" I replied, "Yes, I do, but it's fun to see the responses anyway. LOL"
Big Brother and the Holding Company. What did I win?
Lone Justice.
Epica, Nightwish, the Original line up Evanescence, Arch Enemy, Halestorm, Sirenia, Leave’s Eyes, Lacuna Coil, ReVamp, & Delian just to name a few and if you’re still interested.
Flyleaf.
Well done, commenters. You all win the satisfaction of knowing that you're intelligent people. 👍🏻👍🏻
how are you supposed to answer a question if they don't list the correct answer in one of the multiple choices?
Edit: I'm asking how you would answer it, not why it's in the video.
Because the person who posted it thought they knew the correct answer, and they were wrong.
Hence why it is on this list.
@@Mark73 you misunderstood my question. it's half a rhetorical question really because the answer to it is you can't answer it, yet the other half is on a test you're given how do you answer the question without the correct answer.
do you leave it blank, write a note, add the correct answer' what do you do?
@@mysteria_1305 I add the correct answer
@@mysteria_1305 because the person who added the question thought it was 16, not ten. Hence why they didnt add an "other" option or 10. Mark didn't misunderstand. You misunderstood
IKR it’s 10
Actually I'm suddenly reminded of one of my roommates in school. He was a real doofus. At one point, he was obsessed (apparently) with some girl, and he wrote "(her name) is so hot, I am abcested with her" ALL over the room, like 50 times, in permanent marker. I didn't really care because he didn't write on any of MY stuff, just the walls and furniture that came with the room, and he freely admitted to it so when the dorm manager eventually became aware of the damage to the room, I was not made responsible at all, but I thought it was absolutely hilarious that he wrote abcested instead of obsessed.
His brain was abscessed.
Theres a infamous Trip Adviser review by an American tourist (it had to be), where they complained that the architect of Windsor Castle (the 900+ year old home of the British Royal Family) should have thought about the noise from nearby Heathrow Airport, when picking the location, as the noise spoils the experience
The article is “an,” not “a” when followed by a word beginning with a vowel.
7:31 Idk what scares me more, the fact that 59% of people somehow got 16 as the answer or that the correct answer isn't even in the options
16 is the most correct answer. If someone doesn’t use PEMDAS, then it would make sense ig
The answer is 10. Well those 59% is less stupid than the other percents I guess. Maybe the person who created the poll never used Pemdas
It should be that the correct answer isn't an option. I mean, would you expect people to just not vote at all? If a poll is popular it's gonna have votes.
@@thereallifter5318 it's not correct if u don't use bodmas lol
It depends if you used parentheses.
(2+2)x4=16(this would be the answer if parentheses were used)
2+(2x4)=10(the actual answer)
6:58 took me by surprise - that euphemism is probably the darkest one I know... There really wasn't much to be said in response to it because no empathetic human asks that question as a joke, leaving the innocence of the question to hit that much harder.
From experience, jokes like that aren't funny but they aren't bad either. You become pretty unstable in these kinds of situations and jokes helps as a reminder that life didn't always suck. As long as a follow-up is made I appreciate these jokes.
And then people will excuse it by saying it’s dark humor. Dark humor doesn’t mean being an insensitive piece of shit.
A lady at work seemed down. I asked if she was OK.
She said "Not really, I lost my cat.". Trying to help, I offered to make some posters we could put up to help find it.
Turns out she meant her cat had died.
Euphemisms can be tricksy.
7:10 “Twitter user discovers empathy.”
And question marks, apparently.
I don't ???? Even know ?????? What are you ?????? Talking about ?????
@@SimpleGamer3333 fr??? Like????? What??????
@@Antje_An yeah?? What’s wrong?????? With?????? Question marks????????
5:38 imagine if the admissions office at San Francisco State University saw this, then came to her house and were like “we made a mistake” and shredded her acceptance letter
I can sort of understand the weird mental process that happens when rural areas are associated with the larger political polity, like a state, but big cities feel - and often act - like they're independent city-states on the same level as the poltical polity surrounding them, or should be. Going outside of the city really can feel like going to a different culture or country, distinct enough to cause culture shock and sometimes the labels fall "wider, rural, vaguely defined "state"" and "city".
It's a common form of subconscious classism, but I, who live in South Africa, often hear people say, unironically, that they're "going to Africa for a holiday", by which they mean going to the less developed areas/countries where poorer people live, distinct from the bubble which is their everyday first world experience.
@@blumoogle2901 Y'know, I'd never really considered that, but you're absolutely right there. Definitely something that I think I'll need to look into.
I wondered whether she used to go to a college with "California" in its name and now goes to one with ""San Francisco" in its name.
4:23
Okay, that's not stupid, that's a sense of humour.
Yes. I would probably do this. And then get shot by the Pun Police. But it was worth it.
I can't find the "any" key.
4:16-4:27, yeah? "4:23" was a confusing time-stamp 🤨
@@hitotsudaketsukinokowhats confusing? Type C - C.
@@lizzymccormic3328 : ...well, I'm not sure what that was meant to achieve, but exactly nothing happened 🤨
7:33
I just love how none of the answers are right -- so there's not even a chance to tick the right one. Oh my... 🤣🤣🤣
These made me close my eyes and experience a moment of existential doubt.
@Baba Ganush
🤭that's a good one.
5:04 A wheelchair with pedals would actually be a good idea, as a lot of people who need wheelchairs aren't entirely paraplegic. Chronic pain, back problems, limited mobility - lots of reasons to need a chair some or most of the time and still have working legs. So pedals are a good idea.
Call them training chairs
That said, electric wheel chairs might be better. And they already exist anyway.
@@skaruts They run into a lot of problems on a variety of surfaces and inclines that normal wheelchairs don't, which limits their use. Not to mention how prohibitively expensive they are, when wheelchairs are already pretty expensive. There's still good reasons for using electric chairs, but analog chairs are generally preferable.
My mother used a wheelchair after her stroke. Her biggest problem was that the stroke had messed up her whole right side, arm and leg both. So she basically ended up rolling in circles.
They should add the electric bike motors on them, then you could turn the motor on when you got tired to make it easier
I bought a solar powered flashlight on Ebay, but it only works during the daytime.
Social media is deteriorating the English language.
How, by spreading stupidity? Social media doesnt build stupidity, it just spreads it to more people, who without social media would no be better educated, just quieter about it.
8:75 is a winner! I do hope that the virgin mother was intended as a joke.
Maybe they hope to adopt kids?
Well, supposedly it worked 2021 or so years ago...
I mean...it's possible she wants utilize artificial insemination or adoption to have kids, but unfortunately she might simply not know how babies are typically produced...
Sounds like someone who got abstinence only sex ed to me.
Hopefully, it was, but I seriously have my doubts.
to be fair the virgin one could adopt kids....and they would be her kids.....how her kids know she's a virgin would be a weird conversation....
That one with microbiologist/anti-vaxxer and airline worker/flatearther nearly killed me 🤪
You could be a microbiologist and be against mandates though. I graduated from a well known prestigious university and I know biology professors who took the vaccine themselves but they're against people being forced to take it. Same as myself , I took the vaccine but I respect other's choices too.
Fun Fact: the first polio jab gave people both polio and SV-40. YOu know why it was called SV-40? Because there was SV-1, SV-2, SV-3, etc. Look up the Cutter incident. PHD's are more anti-vax by percentage, than any other segment of society. For good reasons.
Would trust that Microbiologist over anyone else. They know something we don't.
The term "anti-vaxxer" is just a slur. His colleague was probably just one of the small minority of people (seemingly immune to the fear based propaganda that was unleased on Western countries) who looked at the novel, experimental gene therapy treatment that was being rolled out (with coercion to take it) and thought: hang on a minute, I don't particularly trust the word of the multinational pharmaceutical company who stand to make hundreds of billions in profits from this when they say it's "safe and effective", especially when they unblinded their safety trial after less than 2 months. And I don't trust the word of health "experts" who deliberately hid safety data and embarked on outright smear campaigns against anyone who questioned the efficacy or safety of these experimental treatments.
As time has gone on, the "anti-vaxxer" has been proven right, over and over and over.
I trust that the anti-vaxxer has now been fully vindicated with the health evidence that is mounting against the vaccines, And, that their microbiologist colleague will have learnt to be more discerning in their acceptance of what Big Pharma tells them is the "truth". RUclips will no doubt delete this comment so don't trust them either.
Four meal your... Took me a while to get that one, especially since even the explanation was incorrectly written!
what were they trying to say? 😭😭
@@youreyestell4977 "familiar"
@Baba Ganush I get some hilarious text messages on my phone because my carrier uses speech to text instead of voicemail and it doesn’t recognise aboriginal place names.
@@catatonicbug7522 thank you!! :o
Though it is now years out of date, this really does clarify a lot of questions I had about the US, particularly how the 2024 election turned out.
OK the wheelchair one might have a point, at least kind of. As being a wheelchair user doesn't necessarily mean one is unable to walk, rather that they shouldn't do so due to health reasons. Many wheelchair users can can and walk a bit if needed, but if they were to do so for longer periods of time, it would worsen their health. Also, I believe there are specific wheelchairs that don't use the wheels to control movement, so the user's hands getting tired may or may not be a problem depending on what type they have. Obligatory disclaimer that I'm not a wheelchair user, I'm just a chronically ill person who reads up on other chronic illness stuff besides my own.
Yes exactly :)
The guy is indeed onto something! I do use a wheelchair and my right leg tends to be fine. It's the left that's utter garbage. My hands can't do electronic controls (they twitch too much) and pulling the wheels is painful. A little pedal wouldn't be too bad if I had to readjust myself out of harm's way. Granted I don't have the sustained strength to use it the entire time but it's enough to get me to safety and to prevent people from playing with my chair.
Not so eloquently phrased but the idea of putting this on "stupid police" does make it pretty ableist instead. We don't need a bunch of people to crusade for us on our behalf. We can discuss the finer points on our own, as we are now!
more like not all wheelchair users have _both_ of their legs disabled and non-mobile - especially like you said, temporary wheelchair users like the ones who broke a leg/got a leg cast.
I think if a wheelchair user got caught doing the can can (as you mention is possible), there might be some investigation into insurance fraud warranted...
People make me feel so much smarter 🥰
And people wonder how us in the USA ended up with Trump and Biden, present to you this fine example.
Ehhhh
Should I tell her?
To the Yahoo Sister question... so the parents got their first kid and then debated for 5-6 years before popping out another kid. First kid was probably not a good sign and this one confirmed it.
Or they just didn't want two toddlers at once.
I mean, not necessarily? My brother is seven years older than me only because for years afterwards my parents failed to conceive.
It could be a joke, but that was actually pretty rude and in rather poor taste.
I, myself, have a gap of 9 years with my younger sister.
Not every family wants multiple young children bombarding them at the same time, and sometimes there are health problems, relationship troubles and financial issues to consider. Please be a bit more mindful of what you post. Thank you for reading this.
My SIL is a certified medical doctor and ordained minister and thinks snakes are evil serpents. The cognitive dissonance is too great for my tiny brain to comprehend.
Try telling a devout Christian that you don’t need to fear a deity to be a good person and watch their head spin. 🤣
She would have been a great sidekick to my first husband who was also a minister and thought French kissing was from the devil (so we never did!).
I mean... he's kinda right :/
@@angelogaray8019 Well, he certainly didn't take the Fall! Doesn't matter, I am quite the sinner with my lovely/hunky 2nd husband ... even after 30+ years.
@@angelogaray8019 In no way is he right. Snakes simply do what most animals do, hunt, eat, mate, reproduce, and eventually die. They also don't tend to kill their prey in particularly painful or slow ways.
Thank you so much for putting on relaxing music otherwise my phone wod through the window rn
I understood the California/ San Francisco one. I grew up in Auburn, Alabama, where Auburn University is located. Our #1 rival was University of Alabama. So, when Gallagher came to do a show, he came on stage, said "it's great to be here in Alabama!", and got booed by the Auburn students.
I would maybe believe that, but I went to California (UC Berkeley) and we usually call the team/school Cal, not California, and SF State would always have “state” in it to distinguish from other universities like University of San Francisco. So it doesn’t feel quite right explaining it as sports teams / university names.
i’m from cali and no, that makes no sense
'2+2×4' had me a little stumped. First I said 16, then realized its '10' and that's when I noticed 10 wasn't in the answer.
Same here, lol.
hats off to the kitkat corp for blocking that one person, sometimes enough is enough ;D
"kitkat corp" That would be Nestlé.
@@BloodrealmX yeah im sure the social media person of kitkat runs his work by the parent corp, it likely didnt involve mor ethen a couple persons
I honestly don't know why I bothered with all the effort and expense of an education. So much time! So much money! Sure, it's nice not being featured in a video like this...
Actually, that is reason enough. Worth it.
There actually are pedal wheelchairs for people who can move their legs but can't walk.
Some of these seem like sarcasm though rather than stupid. Like that type c charger one.
7:27 I can't tell if the dumb part is the fact that most people thought it was 16 or the fact that the correct answer isn't even an option.
Yea the actual answer is 10
The dumb part is that the correct option is not there. People are gonna vote anyways and 16 makes the most sense out of these four answers.
The dumb part is how much 13 got, different countries can have different orders of operations, so 16 can be right, but 13 can never be right
@@Speak22wastaken 13 because it's the closest to the real answer?
That mother putting tape on the kids mouth. I just.. i'm so tired of this crap. I thought natural selection would work quicker.
@L'incroyable Procrastinateur, that was a teacher with the taped mouthed child. I saw it before on Facebook with a caption that explained that. Not a meme, mind you. A post. However that may be, the mouth taping is still wrong on so many levels.
@@C.O.G. I had a teacher in 2nd grade who wrapped duct tape around a kid's head and mouth and then taped him to his chair because he was being disruptive in class.
Admittedly, the kid WAS one of the "bad kids" and continued being one for as long as I knew him (I think he eventually ended up in alternative school for the worst of the worst), but even as an 8 year old I knew what she was doing was WRONG and so did the teacher. After she taped him up, she stood at the door to her classroom, watching out the window because she knew his speech therapist would be coming for him any time. She threatened the entire class if we said anything about what she'd done.
Apparently, stupidity adapts
At 0:34, Amarion had multiple errors in just one small sentence. 😂
The 8:75 one had me dying. Oh my God, there's nothing worse than someone being especially dumb when they're really trying to look smarter than everyone else. The 'Virgin for life' one is just tragic. Lmao
hey, maybe she's planning on adopting.
@@Ceares or artificial insemination.
Nah, she thinks she's the Virgin Mary or something
Wow, the one about Kit Kats! First off, NASTY! Second, when I just want the wafer, I bite off the chocolate on each side and then I attempt it on the top but it usually fails so I eat the whole thing anyway.
Just buy plain wafer cookies.
Kit Kat just blocked you too.
I do the same thing
Vanilla wafers are actually a thing you can buy in the cookie aisle. 🤦♀️
This comment belongs in this video. 🤦♀️
I will have to read couple books after this video to recover......
Now I have a cramp in my brain from reading that.
5:46 There's both a California University and a San Francisco State University, so the caption is probably referring to the universities, not the places.
Well, maybe… California is usually referred to as Cal, and SF State would never just be “San Francisco” since there are at least three schools with San Francisco in the name…
Why I have no social media presence... People are idiots.
Oh my gosh! This stunned me! It reminds me of a stern Santa meme, "I've read your posts, you're all getting dictionaries for Christmas!" Lol.
This is what happens when you circumvent natural selection.
I suddenly feel smarter.
Oh the humanity, doomed we are. But still freaking funny! 😂🤗
You misspelt “horrifying”.
4:03
That's a DEFINITE red flag
4:57 is the craziest one
The wheelchair one isn't actually as dumb as it sounds, some people can't stand but have working legs. For example POTs is a heart condition that can make people pass out if they stand, but their legs work fine.
I have RA. I could pump my feet, like for an old sewing machine or spinning wheel, but my knees don’t support me.
Yes. Rocking pedals are a thing.
Yes the wheelchair one is plausible.
…so, you’re saying they should ride around on a recumbent bike? because that’s what a foot-pedal chair basically is
POTS is a neurological condition primarily (a dysfunction of the Autonomic Nervous System), where an aspect of the condition results in some wonky nerve signalling with the heart, digestive system, and other organs.
7:37 Ah yes, people gatekeeping a product that was never designed for them.
Monster isn't even nearly as old as the modern goth or "emo" 😂🤣
The “ Four meal your “ one had me crying . 😂😂😂😂
A scammer once called me from 'Google'. For some reason he didn't know what school was, so if Google really hired someone that stupid, I'm concerned.