I Will Not Leave Your Door A Jar. (7:21am)

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  • Sorry Stephen (Steven?), but your Cats and Doors are Weerd.
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Комментарии • 390

  • @CANADA11118
    @CANADA11118 9 лет назад +476

    "Good luck make balance on the k-nob, marma-lady"
    -Flula

    • @tozboz1018
      @tozboz1018 Год назад +2

      Who's gonna tell him ;-;

  • @flula
    @flula  9 лет назад +677

    Lifes Hack: NEVER TRUST speaking Doors or Jam-loving Cats.

    • @Yano3G
      @Yano3G 9 лет назад +7

      Flula this is why we love you flula !!

    • @wendisutube
      @wendisutube 9 лет назад +3

      Flula Lmfao @ Marmalady :P

    • @mprice7676
      @mprice7676 9 лет назад +7

      Flula Priceless...PLEASE do a video about "Figure of Speech" and that will be the ironic video of all videos!

    • @jonku
      @jonku 9 лет назад

      Flula I love your channel dude, can't help but to laugh!!8)

    • @CanopysGlow
      @CanopysGlow 9 лет назад

      Flula This comment has nothing to do with your comment. YOU ARE IN EFFING PITCH PERFECT 2???!!! AWESOME!! The face-off clip was hands-down enough reason to go to see the movie, let alone all of the insanely funny ladies that have chosen to be in it!

  • @Ummi2413
    @Ummi2413 9 лет назад +501

    Mar-m'lady *TipsFedora*

  • @imaginepageantvideos
    @imaginepageantvideos 9 лет назад +88

    "Opposey thumbs" is my new favorite Flulism.

  • @chrisbrown18andup
    @chrisbrown18andup 9 лет назад +356

    Stephans gonna be sad when he finds out you don't like him as much as he likes you :/

    • @bobbyhill6783
      @bobbyhill6783 9 лет назад +23

      Christopher Brown Dad how did you learn how to use and the internet? you can barley work the microwave.

    • @kambriavanavery2591
      @kambriavanavery2591 9 лет назад +9

      XD I READ ALL UR COMMENTS INTHE VOICES XD

    • @dixiejones3987
      @dixiejones3987 9 лет назад +7

      I have no clue what's going on right here, but I love all of you people so much.

  • @jmorgan3977
    @jmorgan3977 8 лет назад +211

    "A jar of what Stephen?" I die everytime hahahahaha.

  • @luvnoelluv
    @luvnoelluv 9 лет назад +180

    K-nob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NaihanchinKempo
      @NaihanchinKempo 9 лет назад +2

      Pikavids English and its extra letters pfft

  • @karlmuster263
    @karlmuster263 9 лет назад +103

    Flula hangs out with a lot of people. One time I was bored and went through the videos to find repeats. The most was like 3.

  • @onionbubs5023
    @onionbubs5023 9 лет назад +248

    I love strawberry marma-lady!!

    • @louisxyz1
      @louisxyz1 9 лет назад

      Lidus Falkonnox can you get stwaberry marmalade? Isn't all marmalade orange? Would stawberry marmalde be just like... jam?

    • @MissEmminchen
      @MissEmminchen 9 лет назад

      Jam is called 'Marmelade' in German, so i think that's what he is referring to ☺️

    • @louisxyz1
      @louisxyz1 9 лет назад

      oooh I see thanks for enlightening me.

    • @emmaseipel9087
      @emmaseipel9087 9 лет назад

      Marmalade exists in the usa too...

    • @louisxyz1
      @louisxyz1 9 лет назад

      yeah but isn't it different from jam? It is here in the UK.

  • @hannahkiesel6444
    @hannahkiesel6444 9 лет назад +191

    Never realized how gorgeous Flula's eyes are 😍

    • @mariamsheriff8440
      @mariamsheriff8440 9 лет назад +3

      Omg yes 😱

    • @Bethebug123
      @Bethebug123 8 лет назад +3

      +Hannah Kiesel They are pretty, in some videos they are really blue, but here they look more green

    • @feliciab5019
      @feliciab5019 8 лет назад +1

      +Hannah Kiesel I agree. :)

    • @Lana-the-Mess
      @Lana-the-Mess Год назад

      The whole package is. Lol. 🫣

    • @fackynaxicht8603
      @fackynaxicht8603 5 месяцев назад

      You just want to suck him. Dont try "eyes". Just say it

  • @allegiant347
    @allegiant347 9 лет назад +183

    best parts!!!
    - stephan steven? i dont know
    - a jar of what stephan? a jar of what?!
    - marmaladeys
    - k-nob

    • @ExonOfficial
      @ExonOfficial 3 года назад

      this video is so vast we gonna need time stamps

    • @Storedband054
      @Storedband054 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ExonOfficial its 2 fucking minutes

    • @ExonOfficial
      @ExonOfficial 6 месяцев назад

      I like my memes well explained.

  • @TerminvsEst
    @TerminvsEst 9 лет назад +46

    "I was hanging it out yesterday with my friend." Hanging WHAT out?

  • @coolstoryloe
    @coolstoryloe 9 лет назад +105

    "Idk we're not that close" 😂😂😂😂 omg ur my new fave you tuber hahahahaha

    • @Bethebug123
      @Bethebug123 8 лет назад

      +lauren gfjshfaskj lol, "he's a shy kitty"

  • @twistednerve444
    @twistednerve444 9 лет назад +72

    "I've only met your cat like one time. The cat is a very shy kittennn..." =)) lmfao! aw! ooh, flula... I love you. ^-^

    • @tetsudau
      @tetsudau 3 года назад +5

      Multiple poops and many many laughs like a mermaid

  • @tylerdhoore624
    @tylerdhoore624 8 лет назад +45

    "Good job make balance on kunob, marmelady"

  • @SamIAmWich
    @SamIAmWich 9 лет назад +12

    Confused Flula is a gift to this world

  • @TheGryffindorable
    @TheGryffindorable 9 лет назад +7

    is this chronicles of narniaaaaaa??!! omg flula is hysterical 😂😂

  • @NortelGeek
    @NortelGeek 8 лет назад +38

    Flula Proverb: Good luck make balance on the knob, marmalady.

  • @Jasmine-mh3kf
    @Jasmine-mh3kf 9 лет назад +29

    Flula, you are wonderful. You never fail to make me laugh.

  • @blueyellowandgreen
    @blueyellowandgreen 5 лет назад +2

    This is my favorite flula vlog

  • @abibabaloola9948
    @abibabaloola9948 9 лет назад +2

    Added to favourites. Pure brilliance. Congratulations Flula.

  • @BrunoPadilhaOficial
    @BrunoPadilhaOficial 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hands down the best door impression on YT

  • @RandomAwkwardCo
    @RandomAwkwardCo 9 лет назад +17

    Love this. Close the door. Pet the cat. And eat the marmaladey. Yeh, I'd do the same. xD

  • @mystics1ay3r17
    @mystics1ay3r17 3 года назад +2

    LMFAO. This dude not understanding weird English phrases is the funniest shit ever.

  • @hammondesque
    @hammondesque 9 лет назад +1

    I think this is the best confused flula video yet

  • @SuckMyDax
    @SuckMyDax 9 лет назад +10

    Everyone knows you leave the jar ajar so the cat can get in it.

    • @Eldroth666
      @Eldroth666 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Of course the jar's jar is a jar. What else could it be? a firetruck?
      What color was the Napoleon's white horse?

    • @Eldroth666
      @Eldroth666 9 лет назад

      ***** Yes, a jar is a jar and a cow is a cow. Quite useful knowledge.

  • @IsThisSarah
    @IsThisSarah 9 лет назад +15

    Your eyes are really stunning in this lighting!
    Stev/phen sounds like a really average guy

  • @abg125
    @abg125 4 года назад +3

    if you did in fact, leave the door A jar, how would it know to give it to your cat?

  • @jennytocool
    @jennytocool 9 лет назад +1

    "Stephen, Steve i don't know. We not so close"
    Lmfao!

  • @halogen8536
    @halogen8536 8 лет назад +8

    "Good luck make balance on knob, marmalady." Marmalady appreciates your well wishes.

  • @scimastory
    @scimastory Год назад +19

    his door impression had me on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 8 лет назад +10

    i like the voice you gave the door

  • @lindseywritesstuff
    @lindseywritesstuff 9 лет назад +5

    "With my friend Stefan...Stephen...Stephen? I don't know we're not so close."

  • @larkmacallan4257
    @larkmacallan4257 9 лет назад +9

    good luck make balance on the kanob, marmalady

  • @PlamenDrop
    @PlamenDrop 9 лет назад

    How does this video not have millions of views? This is my favorite Flula video!

  • @indrabilliau1890
    @indrabilliau1890 9 лет назад +4

    imitation of a door on point

  • @FlyingShite
    @FlyingShite 9 лет назад +8

    If there's ever a time I wish I could leave a million Likes on one video, it would be whenever I'm watching yours. You're sensational!

  • @mOYNTdnbzso
    @mOYNTdnbzso 2 года назад +1

    Not just "LOL," but "SUPER ROFL."

  • @leiannedeleon2608
    @leiannedeleon2608 7 лет назад

    i just discovered flula's channel this week and i regret all the days of my life that i wasn't watching his videos

  • @Squarendipity
    @Squarendipity 3 года назад +5

    "I shall close your door, I shall pet your cat, I shall est your marmalady"
    Flula has spoken

  • @sussyimposter7224
    @sussyimposter7224 Год назад

    Flula thanks to you i learn so many idioms everyday

  • @bambufan3636
    @bambufan3636 9 лет назад +4

    The Chronicles of Narnia: the Cat, the Door and the Marmelady.

  • @PattyNaHate
    @PattyNaHate 9 лет назад +8

    Lol :) when ur sarcasm is on another level

    • @emm1mae
      @emm1mae 9 лет назад

      i can't understand ;D

  • @jormungandr7885
    @jormungandr7885 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:10 You sound like Schwarznegger here, love it.

  • @nauxjuan
    @nauxjuan 2 месяца назад

    His accent in this video sounds like most Americans attempting a Christopher Walken impersonation

  • @jesssenpai3053
    @jesssenpai3053 8 лет назад +8

    These are even more hilarious when watched at 3am

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool 9 лет назад

    It's do hard to know if he's serious or if these are the thought he has at the time when he hears the phrases. XD These are the best though.

  • @ExplodingSGaming
    @ExplodingSGaming 9 лет назад +1

    Marmalady... Das klingt so geil, du hast voll den deutschen akzent aber ich liebe deine videos, du bringst mir immer wieder ein lächeln ins gesicht, ich hab dich lieb (fsl) und p.s. ich lebe in Deutschland aber ich hab 3 Jahre in USA gelebt

  • @witherful
    @witherful 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:20 my favorite part: "😐" "🤨" "😮" "🙁" "😮" "😐" "🤨" "...What?"

  • @UnderscoreZeroLP
    @UnderscoreZeroLP 9 лет назад +5

    *ajar*
    /əˈdʒɑː/
    _adverb & adjective_
    (of a door or other opening) slightly open.
    "the home help had left the window ajar"
    synonyms: slightly open, half open, agape;

  • @bradenesque
    @bradenesque 9 лет назад +6

    A jar of mar m'lady

  • @kevinkoger5749
    @kevinkoger5749 4 года назад +4

    “I’m a door I don’t speak.” 😂😂😂

  • @larkmacallan4257
    @larkmacallan4257 8 лет назад +3

    good luck make balance on the kanob, marmalady! haahhahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhaahahhahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha

  • @deezznutzz4291
    @deezznutzz4291 5 лет назад +1

    A jar of what LMAO

  • @glitzyrocker691
    @glitzyrocker691 8 лет назад

    Poor Fula. "A jar" means to leave open.😂

  • @louisxyz1
    @louisxyz1 9 лет назад

    when is a door not a door? When it's ajar. So goes the joke. So we are aware of the weirdness of that phrase.

  • @Beanshoe_Official
    @Beanshoe_Official 2 года назад +1

    1:16
    Lmao 😂

  • @Wolverine05
    @Wolverine05 3 года назад

    Frigging awesome

  • @schemarr
    @schemarr 9 лет назад +4

    Please marry me

  • @nathanielchamron
    @nathanielchamron 8 лет назад

    This made me laugh so hard it literally hurt.

  • @UnderscoreZeroLP
    @UnderscoreZeroLP 9 лет назад

    1:43
    "Good job make balance on the knob, marmalade."

  • @SimplyTittina
    @SimplyTittina 9 лет назад

    Oh Flula, your eyes are soooo gorgeous 😍😍😍

  • @Keep83
    @Keep83 2 года назад +1

    “Good luck making balance on the
    k-nob marmalady” 😂

  • @ds99
    @ds99 9 лет назад

    My door likes a jar of mayonnaise instead of marma lady.

  • @raywalker4420
    @raywalker4420 9 лет назад

    a jar of what steven!

  • @annieboardman
    @annieboardman 9 лет назад +3

    Flula, you are amazing. Can't wait to see you in Pitch Perfect 2! 😂

  • @TheAshenCrow
    @TheAshenCrow 9 лет назад +2

    Watch Stephen see this and make a video going like... "I was hanging it out yesterday with Flula, and he apparentsly thinks I have the magical cats and doors that do comes to lifes and speaks like the night of museums..." I don't know where I'm going with this >.>

  • @wesleykill33
    @wesleykill33 9 лет назад

    Well Steven meant to leave the door open a tiny bit

  • @ninin11
    @ninin11 9 лет назад

    Omg!! I was laughing the whole time!!

  • @carlalemieux305
    @carlalemieux305 6 лет назад +2

    You know this ones going to be good, when I start laughing just from the title.

  • @mrashad219
    @mrashad219 4 года назад +1

    The struggle of learning American English is real y'all.

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 6 лет назад +1

    HAHAHAHAHA, "MARMALADY!""..."Creolelady MARMOLADY!" 😂😂😂

  • @gillettecrackers
    @gillettecrackers 9 лет назад

    Most of these incidents would be fixed if you asked your friends for clarification.

  • @naeru5810
    @naeru5810 8 лет назад +1

    Steffen...leave the door a jar for your 🐱???what??? marmalady... 😃

  • @crocplays4158
    @crocplays4158 4 года назад

    *sniffs* beautiful

  • @laladeranda56
    @laladeranda56 9 лет назад

    I love you so much

  • @frankcpratt
    @frankcpratt 3 года назад +1

    LOL this is so funny. Hey do the word ostracized / ostrich sized

  • @abimollentze5235
    @abimollentze5235 8 лет назад +2

    I lost it in the first 2 seconds, "we were hanging it out" - love love love

  • @robloxgamer-jb1yc
    @robloxgamer-jb1yc 29 дней назад +1

    I don't even know what that means lol

  • @Amanda-vp8ou
    @Amanda-vp8ou 9 лет назад +1

    I have never heard anyone pronounce the K in Knob before ka-nob lol so cute

  • @je_ss
    @je_ss 9 лет назад +4

    lol the ka-nob

  • @justinfriday4516
    @justinfriday4516 8 лет назад +2

    "a jar of what steven" I died laughing

  • @tanya-xoxo
    @tanya-xoxo 5 месяцев назад +1

    This might be my favorite Flula video ever LOL!!

  • @lether41
    @lether41 9 лет назад +1

    stephen should have spelled it. LOL. Ajar.

  • @marlie4872
    @marlie4872 9 лет назад +1

    I like German people! There funny.

  • @WatersWife
    @WatersWife 9 лет назад

    Marmalady likes to be eaten!

  • @daniel712
    @daniel712 9 лет назад +2

    "A jar or what Steven"
    DEAD. I laughed so hard.

  • @Amiliere
    @Amiliere 9 лет назад +1

    This video speaks to language learners at a deep level. Native speakers take so much for granted... (I understand the humor, I promise. I love this guy.)

  • @damongirl66
    @damongirl66 6 месяцев назад +1

    The cat likes jars of marma-ladies?

  • @AxelQC
    @AxelQC 9 лет назад

    Your door is a jar.

  • @newlife20
    @newlife20 9 лет назад +1

    +Flula You're vocabulary is expanding! Keep up the good work, man. :)

  • @TheMaverickperry
    @TheMaverickperry 9 лет назад +1

    "Good luck balance on zee kuh-nob."

  • @unorthadoxgamer1284
    @unorthadoxgamer1284 9 лет назад

    watch this video with captions on

  • @unicorn788
    @unicorn788 9 лет назад

    "I was hanging it out" XD

  • @kingjules7604
    @kingjules7604 9 лет назад +1

    "A jar of what, Stephen?"
    Lovely.

  • @joemcgowan6304
    @joemcgowan6304 6 лет назад

    FLULA!

  • @Wolverine05
    @Wolverine05 3 года назад +1

    Lolol chronicles of Narnia lolol

  • @tobortine
    @tobortine 9 лет назад +2

    Was the cat called Paddington ?

  • @melou8036
    @melou8036 9 лет назад

    Ajar means to leave it open a tiny bit like a crack

    • @buddah610
      @buddah610 9 лет назад

      I am completely sure he knows this. I don't know if you're joking or not . 😊 Have a good day!

  • @DreamieLuna
    @DreamieLuna 9 лет назад +1

    You have the best accent ever.