2 Million Spartans Vs 1x Auto Artillery | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2 UEBS

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @ErickHenkel
    @ErickHenkel Год назад +239

    I don’t care how fearless and brave a group of warriors are, the second you start rained upon by a soup made of your compatriots you’re going to reevaluate your life choices. I mean, you’re not going to be seeing your friends bodies raining down, it’s going to be soup.

    • @johanvandersandt8904
      @johanvandersandt8904 Год назад +9

      Fact bro.

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад +13

      More like brainless instead of fearless.

    • @inchranger
      @inchranger Год назад

      Although very true, to think in our world history, there were MEN who would fight for honor and country knowing they would die.. Now the invasion would be halted over a mis-pronoun identifying and the lack of non-gender appropriate garb or uniforms..

    • @ES457
      @ES457 Год назад +5

      Tomato soup

    • @datathunderstorm
      @datathunderstorm Год назад +1

      Indeed. At some point, they’ll surely have realised that their mass attack was literally futile and they were being effortlessly annihilated. Logic dictates they’d literally turn and start running in the opposite direction, lay low, regroup and strategise how to defeat that weapon of mass destruction. What are they? Lemmings? Surely, intelligent fear trump’s fatalistic bravery? 😮

  • @bobsbbcards
    @bobsbbcards Год назад +71

    I’m pretty sure I would have turned around and sauntered off in the other direction at sound of the first salvo. 😮

  • @valera5689
    @valera5689 Год назад +80

    Few people know, but in fact such a battle really took place in history.

    • @electroCon5445
      @electroCon5445 10 месяцев назад +15

      Yes, General Auto-Rifle's last stand in Zombie dessert

    • @markanthony1004
      @markanthony1004 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@electroCon5445 It influenced ancient battle tactics for a millenia. Truely, Gen. Auto-Rifle was in a league of his own

    • @electroCon5445
      @electroCon5445 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@markanthony1004 yes a great champion, may he forever be remembered 😆

    • @superblackcode
      @superblackcode 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s raining spartan

    • @busterhikney6936
      @busterhikney6936 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep. One can read all about it in 2408

  • @SilverbladeDagger
    @SilverbladeDagger Год назад +40

    I guess another name for this episode would be "It's Raining Men". LOL!

    • @ErickHenkel
      @ErickHenkel Год назад +2

      But, “It’s raining man soup” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

  • @inchranger
    @inchranger Год назад +20

    That is the most awesomeness of absurdity in re-defining "The pink Mist"... BRAVO!

  • @heavyearly9924
    @heavyearly9924 8 месяцев назад +15

    This was fun to watch. It's like one of those videos where somebody mows a lawn with really long grass.

  • @CloudHindlen
    @CloudHindlen Год назад +42

    That is so not how Howitzer cannons work...but it is still somehow satisfying. 😂

    • @inchranger
      @inchranger Год назад +2

      Would be less entertaining in the Geneva Convention Edition for sure..

    • @WildmanTrading
      @WildmanTrading 11 месяцев назад

      Battleship kannon?

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@inchranger Don’t you mean Geneva Suggestions?

  • @davidwong4
    @davidwong4 Год назад +36

    I feel the auto artillery is using the wrong tactics. As soon as the Spartans start advancing the artillery piece should be firing into the Spartans behind the front line until they get closer. Less to deal with later. The 88mm have an effective range of about 1800 - 2000 metres against tanks.

    • @masterleatel
      @masterleatel 3 месяца назад

      I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @LisanObi
      @LisanObi Месяц назад +2

      УПРАВЛЯЕТ ПУШКОЙ ДРУГОЙ СПАРТАНЕЦ, И ОН НЕ ЗНАЕТ ВСЕХ ТОНКОСТЕЙ!!
      ЕМУ ПРОСТО СТРАШНО.
      ОН УКРАЛ У НИХ ЛЮБИМЫЙ ГРОАЛЬ!!!

  • @Le_Fenix
    @Le_Fenix Год назад +19

    If I was at the back and saw my comrades just flying, I’d turn around and leave

    • @skullhien
      @skullhien Год назад

      Hahahahaha lol 😂😂😅😅

    • @LisanObi
      @LisanObi Месяц назад

      Ты бы сделал вид что просто проходил мимо, и случайно оказался посреди этих разборок? А ты типо за мир!!

  • @BBQ-n-Pigskin
    @BBQ-n-Pigskin 11 месяцев назад +10

    You may have just slaughtered every spartan who ever lived

  • @dontneedme25
    @dontneedme25 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love how they are running over 1000s of their friends dead bodies and they are still talking shit lol

  • @coreyvernon2291
    @coreyvernon2291 Год назад +32

    YES! Please make ten more videos with this thing! Put it up against giants, tanks, trolls, etc! I’d be hooked!

    • @jdu2580
      @jdu2580 2 месяца назад

      👍🏽 I'm already hooked 🪝

  • @andrewd4460
    @andrewd4460 7 месяцев назад +2

    the Spartans who were smart ran back to Sparta and danced to that song called Fiatagata Gotcha! by The Moon Roses...hahaha 🌙🌹😎

  • @pierluigidipietro8097
    @pierluigidipietro8097 Год назад +15

    This weapon is utterly impossible to realize

  • @billfrye3881
    @billfrye3881 11 месяцев назад +4

    I like the Spartans still talking s**t as they're dropping like flies 😂

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat Год назад +5

    Someone needs to take a loon at that 88, it was firing cones of superheated explosive death from its recoil cylinder while turning 90 degrees instantly uncrewed. I suspects helcanon from warhammer may have gained a mimic skill in trade for its melee and mobility.

  • @TheMactabanoye
    @TheMactabanoye 19 дней назад +1

    The physics are wack, what would the Spartans do if they even got to the gun?

  • @theolddoctor4492
    @theolddoctor4492 Год назад +8

    I guess the real unanswered question is, “ who the hell’s gonna clean up this mess??”

  • @MrOarson
    @MrOarson Год назад +10

    Spartans see an enemy that has a conical area of death, and form into convenient wedges for it.

  • @stevemckenzie5801
    @stevemckenzie5801 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wonder if that's what the Spartans mean by a glorious death

  • @청솔향-g9u
    @청솔향-g9u Год назад +43

    Hitler's 88mm Chainsaw

  • @SuperMassman
    @SuperMassman Год назад +6

    😮 .. Personally.. after seeing what this weapon was doing to my friends 😭, I would head in the other direction, FAST

  • @Planeiron
    @Planeiron Год назад +6

    88mm autoflak with HE what a brutal way to die

  • @cuatro336
    @cuatro336 Год назад +5

    *At least one spartan after **1:57*
    "Well, we tried."

  • @t3rrorout320
    @t3rrorout320 8 месяцев назад +1

    If Xerxes would spend more perks into his engineering skill tree then he would definetly loose much less troops at Hot gates 💀🤷‍♂

  • @harvestblades
    @harvestblades Год назад +3

    I don't know much about this game, but when I saw artillery I was thinking it would be devasting but no way a fast enough rate of fire or effective as a direct fire weapon. Boy was I wrong as this is more of a monster auto cannon.

  • @homer97027
    @homer97027 Год назад +7

    Thought the Spartans only need 300.

  • @markanthony1004
    @markanthony1004 5 месяцев назад +1

    And here we see why airpower is such a great thing we have in the military. It really was our lifeline.
    I would definitely be that guy in the back who slowly walks away from this "Battle"

  • @edgarthomas607
    @edgarthomas607 7 месяцев назад +1

    5:58 Ese tipo No Alcanzó Ni A Darse Cuenta, Ni De Que Murió 😮

  • @chiefsroyals5517
    @chiefsroyals5517 Год назад +2

    Rifling shot out now it's a Smooth Bore artillery piece

  • @dannycarlow8204
    @dannycarlow8204 Год назад +6

    If you have a shield, use it. You'll be okay.

  • @crazyfroggie6546
    @crazyfroggie6546 Год назад +2

    Are you sure you haven't inadvertently simulated the spaceship based destructor weapons from the independence day films.? The effect is very similar

  • @zwiftingwithdemonhunter
    @zwiftingwithdemonhunter 10 месяцев назад +1

    You would think the computer would figure out after the first couple of salvos that rushing the gun in nice, neat lines isn't the smartest tactic.

  • @TheBigern22
    @TheBigern22 Год назад +4

    I was like william wallace in the beginning.."hold, hold, hold, noww!!!" Lol😂

  • @PulsarFusion
    @PulsarFusion 7 месяцев назад

    I think if the Spartans seen the first strike of that gun, they'd turn around and RUN AWWWWAAAAYY!! Especially when they have to climb over all their fellow Spartans dead bodies.

  • @chiefsroyals5517
    @chiefsroyals5517 Год назад +1

    Old-school vietnam-era beehive round or airburst rounds would be devastating

  • @robinsymonds5353
    @robinsymonds5353 9 месяцев назад +1

    Spartan were tough but vain glorious their down fall

  • @andreinicolae7078
    @andreinicolae7078 Год назад

    Is so satisfy when he takes the control of the canon and.... brush the off like a badass

  • @michaelwyrick876
    @michaelwyrick876 8 месяцев назад +1

    The 88 mm flock gun what's the greatest weapon in World War II probably perhaps the best the Germans ever made it could fire 50,000 ft in the air and drop airplanes like flies

  • @joshuamoskovitz4074
    @joshuamoskovitz4074 8 месяцев назад

    It's nice that the cannon gunner gets a coffee break after every 2 shots.

  • @NeonRacer73
    @NeonRacer73 3 месяца назад

    Spartans: "That Thing is Dynamite! RUN AWAY!, RUN AWAY!!!"
    AAC: "BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

  • @jdu2580
    @jdu2580 2 месяца назад

    Incredibly entertaining 🧐thank you ☺️ greatly

  • @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202
    @melbournestreetdrummermsd3202 Год назад +1

    That meant to be the dreaded 88, all-purpose and most effective canon on ww ll of the Nazis

  • @michaelnagele3285
    @michaelnagele3285 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine the military having such an extreamly overpowered weapon like this in real life...!

  • @donaldtrumph9089
    @donaldtrumph9089 21 день назад +1

    Spartans go to heave immidiatly

  • @brotherandrew3393
    @brotherandrew3393 3 месяца назад +1

    In reality these spartans would have stopped the attack after the first shooting. And they would have either decided to no more attacking this "thing" or they would have thought about an alternative attack plan.

  • @josecarlosvillalbagonzalez9571
    @josecarlosvillalbagonzalez9571 Месяц назад

    En la vida real éste ejército se hubieran dado media vuelta. En su cuartel los generales hubieran enviado un grupo de reconociminto (nocturno y de incognito). Con la información sobre el enemigo ,habrían tenido un plan: destruir "al fuego de la muerte". Un comando suicida se encargaria de destruirlo quemandolo con "Brea" (petroleo) ypoder seguir la batalla....En la historia de la Humanidad la inteligencia siempre ha sido su mejor arma. Un abrazo ,me lo he pasado genial

  • @ирмавакуленко
    @ирмавакуленко Год назад

    Here's what you can do from a Martian tripod, if you throw everything out of it superfluous

  • @billfrye3881
    @billfrye3881 11 месяцев назад +1

    Auto -artillery? More like an 88mm mini gun firing canister rounds. 😂

  • @extrachannel6307
    @extrachannel6307 Год назад +1

    That's the legendry Flank.💪

  • @geneevans4699
    @geneevans4699 Год назад +1

    Within a few hours, the stench from the rot would be beyond description. Vultures might like it though. Nom nom nom.

  • @mbuser781
    @mbuser781 3 месяца назад

    Reminds me of The Last Samurai when the samurai are being newed down by Gatling guns.

  • @mrobertson188
    @mrobertson188 8 месяцев назад

    At first it seemed like 2 million Spartans vs one non firing artillery cannon

  • @ialexm88
    @ialexm88 8 месяцев назад

    The auto artillery should be over heat and manlfunction well before killing all the Spartans, the simulator is redicularly designed

  • @bigbamboo7479
    @bigbamboo7479 Год назад

    It's funny how only "whole" bodies are raining down.

  • @c.curmudgeon2834
    @c.curmudgeon2834 7 месяцев назад

    I'd love to know what the barrel on that 88 mm anti aircraft machine gun is made of.
    Imagine a few of those on navy destroyers?

  • @nichudnic2469
    @nichudnic2469 2 месяца назад

    It should allow for morale, like "fuck this, I'm out"

  • @Chet73
    @Chet73 Год назад +7

    THIS IS SPAR-OH SH*T!!!!

  • @nonyabiz9487
    @nonyabiz9487 10 месяцев назад

    My grandfather could tell you how brutal the German 88 was...

  • @R.R.chandar
    @R.R.chandar Год назад +8

    What kind of ammunition are they using?

  • @thetruthhurts5632
    @thetruthhurts5632 6 месяцев назад

    Today's weather forecast: cloudy with a chance of Spartans.

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 5 месяцев назад

    Still more historically accurate than Hollywood.

  • @blank_white_paper_revolution
    @blank_white_paper_revolution Год назад +4

    88mm machine-gun!😂

  • @dutchbosoxfan8919
    @dutchbosoxfan8919 Месяц назад

    Leonidas: This is where we hold them. This is where we fight! And this is where THEY DIE!
    ...
    Not so fast!

  • @santiagoanderson9621
    @santiagoanderson9621 Год назад +1

    Why does it take so long for the artellery to fire? Is an artillery piece it can fire at long range.

  • @tshavfengvang7831
    @tshavfengvang7831 5 месяцев назад

    An auto artillery with 10,000 rounds per minute will decimate all regardless of strength and numbers. This is just a suicide mission!

  • @joeblowjohnny2297
    @joeblowjohnny2297 Год назад

    Run for your lives ! Its a wingless fire breathing dragon !
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samrivers5301
    @samrivers5301 Год назад +1

    Debo reconocer que es un poco satisfactorio 1:50😌😌

  • @martianpolarbeer
    @martianpolarbeer Год назад

    1 Spartan survivor returns to village. "How many were they?" ".................Just one! ..........Just..... One!"
    Village .. 8-o

  • @doujinflip
    @doujinflip Год назад +3

    🎵 It's raining men 🎵

  • @sniperviperman6400
    @sniperviperman6400 3 месяца назад

    that was awesome. especially when shooting it yourself.

  • @PatricioAinqueo-cf2bj
    @PatricioAinqueo-cf2bj Год назад +1

    El tema es que si esa arma de fuego la tubieran los espartanos ...

  • @brodefineportraiture446
    @brodefineportraiture446 3 месяца назад

    As soon as the piece fired its first round, you should have kicked in with "Its raining men" song...i would have died...

  • @диоген-м4м
    @диоген-м4м 4 месяца назад

    Это были 2000000 славных ребят, героев. Вот как нужно сражаться, они нам показали мы гордимся вами.

  • @thomasmyers3808
    @thomasmyers3808 2 месяца назад

    Only a Spartan would keep assaulting that gun. 😂

  • @carrier-buff
    @carrier-buff 7 месяцев назад

    So this was the Wunderwaffe that Hitler was talking about.

  • @BlazinPheonix32
    @BlazinPheonix32 Год назад +4

    It's like if you pitted 10,000 a-10s against them, and the a-10s shot ammunition eight times the size and rate of fire that they normally do

  • @jimnunya1253
    @jimnunya1253 3 месяца назад

    The sky darkened with the meat of a thousand corpses.
    Is it raining 🌧️☔, no thats blood mist!
    Now this is a party! 🎉
    🩸Rave😅
    Might be the most epic 🥩 🍖 cloud ☁️🌨️ layer I've seen in all these types of vids I've ever seen!

  • @doug8321
    @doug8321 10 месяцев назад

    I'm thinking that the song it's raining men should have been playing in the background for this one 😂

  • @edfolway6103
    @edfolway6103 11 месяцев назад

    the germans would have won the war if this krupp 88mm flak canon had this capeability. of destruction. and it was and still is a very powerful canon.

  • @dhm7815
    @dhm7815 7 месяцев назад

    Where's the ammunition. There was a battle in Greece where one side set up a phalanx and the other side took a different route. Armies marched up to the last hundred yards or so and then ran, otherwise they'd arrive exhausted. Just looks silly.

  • @bustercrabbe8447
    @bustercrabbe8447 11 месяцев назад +1

    I don't want to see Spartans get blown away! 😠

  • @alexbarbosaabreupinto1283
    @alexbarbosaabreupinto1283 5 месяцев назад

    The only way was digging a tunel. But muscles don’t think…

  • @Phil_is_cool
    @Phil_is_cool 4 месяца назад

    This is better than the full auto sher man 100% percent

  • @goodtimetraveler8261
    @goodtimetraveler8261 Месяц назад

    "It's raining men, alleluia, it's raining men"...

  • @LisanObi
    @LisanObi Месяц назад

    Нападающие должны были бежать по 1 , с пасстоянием 50 метров от каждого.
    Тогда бы никак е БОЕПРИПАСОВ не хватило бы.
    И ресурс ствола быстро израсходовался.
    К томуже наступать нужно со всех направлений.
    К томуже залегать переодически.

  • @JGMor
    @JGMor 12 дней назад

    They must’ve really hated that gun

  • @MelanatedRighteously
    @MelanatedRighteously 5 месяцев назад

    the stench would be smelled for MILES 😨

  • @marcelovalenzuela5534
    @marcelovalenzuela5534 6 месяцев назад

    Conversation between vultures: ¿Have you thought about emigrating to Sparta?

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys Год назад +1

    Am I the only one who has quality issues? Like there's so much happening that 720p60 gives you 240p? That may be because my phone is a andriod 10. (The joke is going to write it's self I know the andriod comments from the iPhone users)

  • @tontosilver6578
    @tontosilver6578 Год назад

    I see "flying bodyparts" lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markmiller3713
    @markmiller3713 5 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure the point of this one. How do the Spartans "win"? Do they have to turn the gun off?

  • @ОлександрІванов-ш2р
    @ОлександрІванов-ш2р 8 месяцев назад

    Самое прикольное ето бесконечний БОЕКОМПЛЕКТ🤩🤩🤩

  • @shantapaalin8118
    @shantapaalin8118 10 месяцев назад

    crazy american fantasies...damn it

  • @johnpeschke7723
    @johnpeschke7723 11 месяцев назад

    under sustained fire barrels melt unless changed....

  • @AniseMatskevich
    @AniseMatskevich 5 месяцев назад

    I saw this live near Kiev in 2022 and near Bpakhmut in 2023...

  • @Mbilalkhan8733
    @Mbilalkhan8733 Год назад

    Imagine when you wake up and see spartan's raining

  • @maksimvaksin4003
    @maksimvaksin4003 8 месяцев назад

    Так нечестно, они бы могли копьями забросать артиллерийский расчет

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch Год назад

    It's raining Spartans from Heaven.

  • @ndoc8889
    @ndoc8889 Год назад

    Reminds me of the erase tool on Mario Paint.