I don’t care how fearless and brave a group of warriors are, the second you start rained upon by a soup made of your compatriots you’re going to reevaluate your life choices. I mean, you’re not going to be seeing your friends bodies raining down, it’s going to be soup.
Although very true, to think in our world history, there were MEN who would fight for honor and country knowing they would die.. Now the invasion would be halted over a mis-pronoun identifying and the lack of non-gender appropriate garb or uniforms..
Indeed. At some point, they’ll surely have realised that their mass attack was literally futile and they were being effortlessly annihilated. Logic dictates they’d literally turn and start running in the opposite direction, lay low, regroup and strategise how to defeat that weapon of mass destruction. What are they? Lemmings? Surely, intelligent fear trump’s fatalistic bravery? 😮
I feel the auto artillery is using the wrong tactics. As soon as the Spartans start advancing the artillery piece should be firing into the Spartans behind the front line until they get closer. Less to deal with later. The 88mm have an effective range of about 1800 - 2000 metres against tanks.
Someone needs to take a loon at that 88, it was firing cones of superheated explosive death from its recoil cylinder while turning 90 degrees instantly uncrewed. I suspects helcanon from warhammer may have gained a mimic skill in trade for its melee and mobility.
Am I the only one who has quality issues? Like there's so much happening that 720p60 gives you 240p? That may be because my phone is a andriod 10. (The joke is going to write it's self I know the andriod comments from the iPhone users)
The 88 mm flock gun what's the greatest weapon in World War II probably perhaps the best the Germans ever made it could fire 50,000 ft in the air and drop airplanes like flies
In reality these spartans would have stopped the attack after the first shooting. And they would have either decided to no more attacking this "thing" or they would have thought about an alternative attack plan.
I don't know much about this game, but when I saw artillery I was thinking it would be devasting but no way a fast enough rate of fire or effective as a direct fire weapon. Boy was I wrong as this is more of a monster auto cannon.
And here we see why airpower is such a great thing we have in the military. It really was our lifeline. I would definitely be that guy in the back who slowly walks away from this "Battle"
En la vida real éste ejército se hubieran dado media vuelta. En su cuartel los generales hubieran enviado un grupo de reconociminto (nocturno y de incognito). Con la información sobre el enemigo ,habrían tenido un plan: destruir "al fuego de la muerte". Un comando suicida se encargaria de destruirlo quemandolo con "Brea" (petroleo) ypoder seguir la batalla....En la historia de la Humanidad la inteligencia siempre ha sido su mejor arma. Un abrazo ,me lo he pasado genial
You think If Ukraine had this much Power, That Putin, would finally concede to NATO and Give up?? It would be good news to see, indeed. RUSSIA SUBMITS to NATO.
The sky darkened with the meat of a thousand corpses. Is it raining 🌧️☔, no thats blood mist! Now this is a party! 🎉 🩸Rave😅 Might be the most epic 🥩 🍖 cloud ☁️🌨️ layer I've seen in all these types of vids I've ever seen!
Too bad this surreal simulator game is NOT real. This whole misguided and being misled into thinking this is cool,is full of it! It definitely DOES NOT seem like a fair fight. AT ALL!!!!
I just got UEBS2 I have been looking for tutorials on how to download different battles and weapons. None anywhere I can find. If someone knows where I can go please reply I would love to play with the auto artillery in this video.
4 snipers, 2 machine gunners and a couple squads of infantry and I could turn away 2 million Spartans after only a few hundred deaths. Perhaps a thousand or so, but they will rout.
Where's the ammunition. There was a battle in Greece where one side set up a phalanx and the other side took a different route. Armies marched up to the last hundred yards or so and then ran, otherwise they'd arrive exhausted. Just looks silly.
I think if the Spartans seen the first strike of that gun, they'd turn around and RUN AWWWWAAAAYY!! Especially when they have to climb over all their fellow Spartans dead bodies.
When the Russians see in the 88 mm flock gun David get the hell out of there 88 mm flock gun at a Russian 234 it was toast and the man inside it also Russians and the Americans were deathly scared in the 88 mm flock gun and the most feared tank of all time the Tiger tank German just made better s*** than us for the Russians they still have the best tank in the world leopard 72-A
I don’t care how fearless and brave a group of warriors are, the second you start rained upon by a soup made of your compatriots you’re going to reevaluate your life choices. I mean, you’re not going to be seeing your friends bodies raining down, it’s going to be soup.
Fact bro.
More like brainless instead of fearless.
Although very true, to think in our world history, there were MEN who would fight for honor and country knowing they would die.. Now the invasion would be halted over a mis-pronoun identifying and the lack of non-gender appropriate garb or uniforms..
Tomato soup
Indeed. At some point, they’ll surely have realised that their mass attack was literally futile and they were being effortlessly annihilated. Logic dictates they’d literally turn and start running in the opposite direction, lay low, regroup and strategise how to defeat that weapon of mass destruction. What are they? Lemmings? Surely, intelligent fear trump’s fatalistic bravery? 😮
"Parts is parts"...
BUCK SHOT CANON(shotgun artillery)
I’m pretty sure I would have turned around and sauntered off in the other direction at sound of the first salvo. 😮
I guess another name for this episode would be "It's Raining Men". LOL!
But, “It’s raining man soup” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
Hitler's 88mm Chainsaw
Mg 42 *
That’s the MG42 nickname
Few people know, but in fact such a battle really took place in history.
Yes, General Auto-Rifle's last stand in Zombie dessert
@@electroCon5445 It influenced ancient battle tactics for a millenia. Truely, Gen. Auto-Rifle was in a league of his own
@@markanthony1004 yes a great champion, may he forever be remembered 😆
It’s raining spartan
Yep. One can read all about it in 2408
That is so not how Howitzer cannons work...but it is still somehow satisfying. 😂
Would be less entertaining in the Geneva Convention Edition for sure..
Battleship kannon?
@@inchranger Don’t you mean Geneva Suggestions?
That is the most awesomeness of absurdity in re-defining "The pink Mist"... BRAVO!
I feel the auto artillery is using the wrong tactics. As soon as the Spartans start advancing the artillery piece should be firing into the Spartans behind the front line until they get closer. Less to deal with later. The 88mm have an effective range of about 1800 - 2000 metres against tanks.
I was thinking the exact same thing
You may have just slaughtered every spartan who ever lived
If I was at the back and saw my comrades just flying, I’d turn around and leave
Hahahahaha lol 😂😂😅😅
😮 .. Personally.. after seeing what this weapon was doing to my friends 😭, I would head in the other direction, FAST
This was fun to watch. It's like one of those videos where somebody mows a lawn with really long grass.
Thought the Spartans only need 300.
I guess the real unanswered question is, “ who the hell’s gonna clean up this mess??”
This weapon is utterly impossible to realize
You're not an engineer I take it ;-)
THIS IS SPAR-OH SH*T!!!!
88mm autoflak with HE what a brutal way to die
What kind of ammunition are they using?
Yes
HEHEHEHEHEHE
Auto
88mm buckshot
Non lethal rubber rounds
YES! Please make ten more videos with this thing! Put it up against giants, tanks, trolls, etc! I’d be hooked!
👍🏽 I'm already hooked 🪝
88mm machine-gun!😂
🎵 It's raining men 🎵
If you have a shield, use it. You'll be okay.
I love how they are running over 1000s of their friends dead bodies and they are still talking shit lol
Someone needs to take a loon at that 88, it was firing cones of superheated explosive death from its recoil cylinder while turning 90 degrees instantly uncrewed. I suspects helcanon from warhammer may have gained a mimic skill in trade for its melee and mobility.
Am I the only one who has quality issues? Like there's so much happening that 720p60 gives you 240p? That may be because my phone is a andriod 10. (The joke is going to write it's self I know the andriod comments from the iPhone users)
*At least one spartan after **1:57*
"Well, we tried."
Spartans see an enemy that has a conical area of death, and form into convenient wedges for it.
I like the Spartans still talking s**t as they're dropping like flies 😂
The 88 mm flock gun what's the greatest weapon in World War II probably perhaps the best the Germans ever made it could fire 50,000 ft in the air and drop airplanes like flies
Are you sure you haven't inadvertently simulated the spaceship based destructor weapons from the independence day films.? The effect is very similar
In reality these spartans would have stopped the attack after the first shooting. And they would have either decided to no more attacking this "thing" or they would have thought about an alternative attack plan.
Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure the point of this one. How do the Spartans "win"? Do they have to turn the gun off?
Debo reconocer que es un poco satisfactorio 1:50😌😌
Auto -artillery? More like an 88mm mini gun firing canister rounds. 😂
I don't know much about this game, but when I saw artillery I was thinking it would be devasting but no way a fast enough rate of fire or effective as a direct fire weapon. Boy was I wrong as this is more of a monster auto cannon.
They all run into one point at the apex of a triangle. How about they run outside and flank the gun? FFS
If Xerxes would spend more perks into his engineering skill tree then he would definetly loose much less troops at Hot gates 💀🤷♂
the Spartans who were smart ran back to Sparta and danced to that song called Fiatagata Gotcha! by The Moon Roses...hahaha 🌙🌹😎
I wonder if that's what the Spartans mean by a glorious death
Spartan were tough but vain glorious their down fall
5:58 Ese tipo No Alcanzó Ni A Darse Cuenta, Ni De Que Murió 😮
And here we see why airpower is such a great thing we have in the military. It really was our lifeline.
I would definitely be that guy in the back who slowly walks away from this "Battle"
That meant to be the dreaded 88, all-purpose and most effective canon on ww ll of the Nazis
El tema es que si esa arma de fuego la tubieran los espartanos ...
Rifling shot out now it's a Smooth Bore artillery piece
En la vida real éste ejército se hubieran dado media vuelta. En su cuartel los generales hubieran enviado un grupo de reconociminto (nocturno y de incognito). Con la información sobre el enemigo ,habrían tenido un plan: destruir "al fuego de la muerte". Un comando suicida se encargaria de destruirlo quemandolo con "Brea" (petroleo) ypoder seguir la batalla....En la historia de la Humanidad la inteligencia siempre ha sido su mejor arma. Un abrazo ,me lo he pasado genial
I was like william wallace in the beginning.."hold, hold, hold, noww!!!" Lol😂
You would think the computer would figure out after the first couple of salvos that rushing the gun in nice, neat lines isn't the smartest tactic.
That's the legendry Flank.💪
Why does it take so long for the artellery to fire? Is an artillery piece it can fire at long range.
You think If Ukraine had this much Power, That Putin, would finally concede to NATO and Give up?? It would be good news to see, indeed. RUSSIA SUBMITS to NATO.
The sky darkened with the meat of a thousand corpses.
Is it raining 🌧️☔, no thats blood mist!
Now this is a party! 🎉
🩸Rave😅
Might be the most epic 🥩 🍖 cloud ☁️🌨️ layer I've seen in all these types of vids I've ever seen!
Это что за сказочное дерьмо?
Спрашиваю как реальный артиллерист, проходивший службу
2 million Spartans vs infinite ♾️ bullets
Within a few hours, the stench from the rot would be beyond description. Vultures might like it though. Nom nom nom.
Too bad this surreal simulator game is NOT real. This whole misguided and being misled into thinking this is cool,is full of it!
It definitely DOES NOT seem like a fair fight.
AT ALL!!!!
Spartans: "That Thing is Dynamite! RUN AWAY!, RUN AWAY!!!"
AAC: "BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"
Reminds me of the erase tool on Mario Paint.
As soon as the piece fired its first round, you should have kicked in with "Its raining men" song...i would have died...
It's funny how only "whole" bodies are raining down.
I just got UEBS2 I have been looking for tutorials on how to download different battles and weapons. None anywhere I can find. If someone knows where I can go please reply I would love to play with the auto artillery in this video.
An auto artillery with 10,000 rounds per minute will decimate all regardless of strength and numbers. This is just a suicide mission!
It's like if you pitted 10,000 a-10s against them, and the a-10s shot ammunition eight times the size and rate of fire that they normally do
so do these units ever run out of ammo? lol
Самое прикольное ето бесконечний БОЕКОМПЛЕКТ🤩🤩🤩
4 snipers, 2 machine gunners and a couple squads of infantry and I could turn away 2 million Spartans after only a few hundred deaths. Perhaps a thousand or so, but they will rout.
Where's the ammunition. There was a battle in Greece where one side set up a phalanx and the other side took a different route. Armies marched up to the last hundred yards or so and then ran, otherwise they'd arrive exhausted. Just looks silly.
The auto artillery should be over heat and manlfunction well before killing all the Spartans, the simulator is redicularly designed
Conversation between vultures: ¿Have you thought about emigrating to Sparta?


I'd love to know what the barrel on that 88 mm anti aircraft machine gun is made of.
Imagine a few of those on navy destroyers?
Так нечестно, они бы могли копьями забросать артиллерийский расчет
🎶 it's raining men......🎶
Reminds me of The Last Samurai when the samurai are being newed down by Gatling guns.
Artillery????
Yeah logic dictates the effing thing fires from the start....
The music is very overpowering and is a distraction from the video, Please turn it down
Holy shit!?
Please 1 million full auto nuclear ballistic missile launchers vs 1 Chuck Norris
Shouldn't the Spartans be trying a flanking maneuver.
Old-school vietnam-era beehive round or airburst rounds would be devastating
Today's weather forecast: cloudy with a chance of Spartans.
I saw this live near Kiev in 2022 and near Bpakhmut in 2023...
It should allow for morale, like "fuck this, I'm out"
Incredibly entertaining 🧐thank you ☺️ greatly
The only way was digging a tunel. But muscles don’t think…
So this was the Wunderwaffe that Hitler was talking about.
that was awesome. especially when shooting it yourself.
those are some durable palm trees!
Predator vs zombi yapabilir misiniz
How is an 8.8 flak auto artillery and where are the rounds for it?
Only a Spartan would keep assaulting that gun. 😂
I think if the Spartans seen the first strike of that gun, they'd turn around and RUN AWWWWAAAAYY!! Especially when they have to climb over all their fellow Spartans dead bodies.
Queria saber em que universo o Flak 88 mm era desse jeito
thisthing does not have 2 million rounds…
When the Russians see in the 88 mm flock gun David get the hell out of there 88 mm flock gun at a Russian 234 it was toast and the man inside it also Russians and the Americans were deathly scared in the 88 mm flock gun and the most feared tank of all time the Tiger tank German just made better s*** than us for the Russians they still have the best tank in the world leopard 72-A
Oh Flack gun!
Thats an 88mm automatic shotgun against buff men in pants
Here's what you can do from a Martian tripod, if you throw everything out of it superfluous
the stench would be smelled for MILES 😨
esa arma no hace eso, esta alterada. me gustaron las ateriores videos