Cool World - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Having sex with cartoons leads to all sorts of problems, a bad movie being one of them, but is there more to this film than it seems? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at, Cool World.
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"Its a faaaamily picture" will never not make me laugh.
So true. It's like a Big-Lip-Alligator-Moment, but welcomed.
DPadGamer though I do miss "You know, for kids!"
DPadGamer "Be Disturbed" was pretty good too.
Quick! Someone make soundbites of those lines!
the ones I miss the most are "I'm acting!", and the chuck norris shout
Half human, half cartoon. Soo nicholas cage
I'm imaging the horror movie with Nicholas Cage playing the child, I can't tell if it's a brilliant idea or a terrible idea. Leaning towards brilliant.
An1meG33K Or brilliantly terrible.
Jim Carrey
Remake?
I have found a fellow SWAT Kats fan... XD
Fun fact Bakshi actually punched his producer for changing his script.
マシンフィスト Good man. I would have done the same thing.
I hope hideo kojima did the same thing to konami for fucking up MGSV
マシンフィスト And to specify the producer, it was Robert Mancuso Jr.
Thanks
And punched for canceling silent hills
Fun fact: Ralph Bakshi actually praised this review. He found it "very funny."
source?
@@prismojohns4269 his ass.
@@buster3041 he should have that checked out by a professional, sounds quite gruesome
I also have that information in my ass but its a special ass and you can get the data out only with your toung
Didn’t he said Ralph died when making this review
so does anyone else wanna see a "Cool World" reboot with the original script?
I'm okay with that
KAW
same i would LOVE to seeit
Ah yes of course. Coming next year what you have all been waiting for after The Junglebook, Beauty And The Beast and The Lion King comes a live action adaptation of Cool World to try and fix what isn't fucking broken except this one is. With an all star cast playing the doodles made in cgi to make the humans look like computer generated humans
I volunteer as tribute!
Why so sarcastic? I personally believe a "Cool World" reboot IS needed because it IS a broken film, so it does need to be fixed IMO.
actually, that idea about the psychopathic half toon serial killer sounds awesome.
Sounds like a Idea for a creepypasta story.
clericofchaos1 sounds like the mask if they committed to the comic adaptation
There's actually a "family picture" already made out of that concept. It's called Who Framed Roger Rabbit :D
Indeed.
INVADER ZIM PROFILE PIC FOR THE WIN
A Family Picture
MegaSoulHero actually it's PG-13 so you want to change that
Megaslightzx This is not a Hentai. *wide smiley face of innocence*
MegaSoulHero lol
ELIAS SALAZAR A stupid line
*jonh cena appears behind*
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
You know, I agree with the Nostalgia Critic. His original movie idea was still crazy, but it would have been an interesting execution of an unusual idea. This... was just bonkers. And not even the fun kind of bonkers.
Plus it could’ve been interesting commentary on being mixed race.
@@halfdemonprince that makes more sense than it should, hidden commentary is best commentary
I like both movie ideas for different reasons, the idea of a half cartoon and half human man going into the real world to track down and murder his father could be really dark, messed up and disturbing whilst also being hilarious and depressing. But I’d be lying if I didn’t think the idea of cartoon characters wanting to merge their world with ours wasn’t a cool idea and could lead to some great visuals if done right, issue was the Cool World script was a mess, they kept the man fucking a cartoon idea when it really should have been a character trapped by his own creation story similar to Bendy And The Ink Machine, heck they could’ve even draw some parallels between his time in prison and his time with Holli to show that Jack has just swapped one prison out for another but instead we just got “I wanna fuck a cartoon” “I’m Brad Pitt And you cannot fuck a cartoon” “I’ve already done it” “YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!”
@@halfdemonprince I don't think back in the 70's they were thinking about that
@@mrcritical6751 that made me giggle
I would trade anything to see the movie's original concept actually come to fruition...
Grimrose probably would have been better at the box office, too. It's so poetic when a movie, game, etc, ends up being more financially successful when an artist is able to take risks rather than when a studio or publisher stares over their shoulders and directs it themselves.
T Wash I wouldn't go that far. It's possible, and there are many cases of studio tampering not helping the film be successful either, but most animated movies that stick fully to artist vision tend to get overshadowed easily. Even the Nightmare Before Christmas didn't have what was considered to be a good theatrical run.
Your virginity? :)
Grimrose heck yeah. If he would had made a comic based on that version that would be so great!
How about...... Your immortal Soul
Am I the only one who really wants to see what Bakshi's original idea would have looked like?
I do.
Oh I do. I am a big Bakshi fan
I'd love to see Ralph Bashki's original idea just like I'd love to see how Shrek would've looked if Chris Farley had done the voice like originally planned. But I probably never will.
Tadicuslegion78 I was like, "Oh no that's so fascinating it hurts. Damn I'm upset I heard about it because I feel like I lost something."
Tadicuslegion78 Fuck no. I would stab everyone reading these words in the eye to see that unmade masterpiece!
I would actually love to see a remake of this done with the original concept
Olive Owl i agree to it sounds great
Olive Owl I'm sure anyone would after seeing this crap.
But with his name attached I'm sure you could get a Netflix or Amazon involved.
I mean his vision used to be so amazing, with all the new techniques of animation boy it would be incredible.
And boobies.
Yes
"I can't tell if you're my hero or the worst kind of crazy."
"Can't it be both?"
YES.
\o/
That idea about the psychopathic half toon serial killer son sounds like a good idea.
I'd pay to see a movie like that, as it sounds like it would've been an instant cult classic.
It's like that villain from Roger Rabbit who finally got a backstory
Neo-Xgray87 cool world and Roger rabbit is a story
I'd definitely like to see that!
I love his character design from the concept art, that is some true 90s-era Less Than Jake Americana bullshit
The original story sounds like it could have been pretty darn good.
seaners24 Or at least interesting
seaners24 I know right? Executive meddling made the abomination Critic had to review now.
I wanna see it!!
That's basically Roger Rabbit.
I honestly wish we got that movie instead of...
The jacked up adventures of banana man.
I just read the IMDB trivia for the film. Apparently Ralph Bakshi really did punch producer Frank Mancuso in the nose after being told that the film was being changed.
and he was almost fired and sued?
the jerk deserved it!
That's fascinating.
Once again, nepotism has played the upper hand in Hollywood. Remember Drew Barrymore for that.
GOOD
Bakshi recently interviewed and said this was false
I feel like There should be a Alice in Wonderland Movie directed by Ralph bakshi. now that would be Insane madness!
Yes! With Bakshi given complete freedom. It wouldn't necessarily be a good movie, but it would surely be fun to watch.
There's already an X-rated Alice in Wonderland movie that was made in 1976.
@@tubeyouks but was it Bakshi who made it?
Not really, and it's live-action, not animated.
You sir are Genius.
I love how the review satirizes Ralph Bakshi's insanity, but still depicts him as an artist who knew what he was doing. That's not an easy thing to pull off; mockery and flattery at the same time. Good work pays off.
In fact, Ralph Bakshi himself actually saw this review and shared it on Facebook, commenting that it was very funny.
Considering what they did to his original concept/art and how it was his last "big picture" and probably caused him to completely leave the industry.
I would assume after nearly 25 years he would have a very good sense of humor about it at this point. I mean all the actors survived it more or less it's just a shame it caused Ralph to leave studio animation forever. We need more of his kind of stuff in this sanitized sad world we now live in. More insanity is always good in animation. Always.
@Apostle9590 Well, SOMEONE from Hollywood has to have one.
It kinda seems like roasting a close friend. You pick apart their faults for laughs but shower them with praising their best qualities
Of course he did
So a man falls in love with his own waifu and brings her into the real world to have sex
Louas Gabeson sounds cool to me!!😁
Every weeaboo's dream.
Louas Gabeson I'd like to see the Japanese do something like this. The plot twist would be that when the waifu becomes 3d, he loses interest and commits suicide because his waifu can't be 2d anymore.
if that happened I would hang myself
Kubo Edgeworth Pretty much. Who would your waifu be, man?
Well, I can at least agree with this guy on one thing: animation should NOT just be for kids.
We're getting there.
Japan's been there for awhile
+Matchstick 7886
Yeah, America slacked on some things when it was on top.
Matchstick 7886 Yeah, and it's still considered niche.
I think Boku No Pico agrees with you.
Holy hell, I just watched this again after the 'Roger Rabbit' review.. and it's really insane how the techniques from Roger are sooooo much better. Like, when Eddie is holding Roger, it's flawless, and here when Brad Pitt puts his arm around the girlfriend, you can see he's just holding it up in the air... really makes me appreciate Roger even more.
Yeah parently the live-action actors spend at least a month in mime classes and in order to get the perspective right they had a life-size rubber Rodger rabbit also the director was a stickler for eye contact so he would and the actor would actually be looking at each other
Eh, I still think the core concepts (however shallowly they are explored) of Cool World are so much more profound than the cop show garbage we are force fed by WFRR
The original idea that Ralph had sounded alot better than the final movie (comes to show how producers can ruin a movie).
Gabreya Bradley Exactly... It sounds very very creative.
Gabreya Bradley I was just googling, some of the original concept ideas and.... Wow!! They're amazing.
It almost sounds like a secret origin story for Judge Doom, if Disney gave Roger Rabbit the "live action Wicked" treatment which I hope they DON'T!
damn it in this it says the hybrid child was a boy, but when i read it up it says it was a girl so which is it? lol
For never was there a tale of more woe
than that of Ralph Bakshi and the big Hollywood studio.
Half human half animated doodle killer trying to kill his father, made more family friendly to...this. I need an aspirin.
"My God! I've invented anime!" Had me laughing nonstop for 4 minutes XD
Yeah. That was great.
ComiXProvider FTW_02
Best joke
I don't get it.
Vin Nguyen boobs...
Did he? _DID HE?!_
Bakshi actually punched the producer of this movie during an argument about the movie and only finished it because he was threatened with a lawsuit if he didn't
Why’d they want to keep working with the guy who made Fritz the Cat and Coonskin?
@@Poever you say that like those are bad movies... 😂
@@Oz10sBlog i meant it more that those are very adult movies, more adult than Paramount was willing to go
good I would've done the same for intentionally fucking up my vision i give a good cohesive script and thats what ya get? fuck that, no wonder so many people quit trying to work in entertainment too bad the alternative is a fucking toll booth
It's okay, this movie will live on through tumblr gifs of Holly dancing.
Cas Fraley yay!!
And Disney crossovers. Can't forget those.
Well, she *is* very uhm... _Well animated._ Yeah. Let's go with that.
Viktor Stardust Links?
LOL
I used to always think she was a stripper of some sorts.
But isn’t she more like a Go-Go Dancer ?
He wanted to make an adult movie and the studio complained it wasn't child-friendly? That makes no sense. Did they even understand what they were making? At all? Apparently not, considering what a mess this movie is.
Studio suits are usually greedy idiots. Once in a while you might get a decent one but most of them are morons who's only motivation is "We've got to have... moneeeeeyyyy!"
@Tyler Coon Its really Ironic you bringing up Friday the 13th...the producer who messed up this film was the producer of the Friday the 13th movies.
@@ShadowSonic2 I don't like bashki I hate his adult stuff cuz they are too explicit i just want frits the cat to meet tom
This was back before we had South Park and Adult Swim. So lots of people, including Hollywood movie producers, just assumed that all animation was for kids.
What's even sadder everyone on set thought Bashki was being unreasonable and unable to corroborate with the studio even though they changed his entire script
Tim Burton: I'm the weirdest director of all time!
(gets introduced to Ralph Bakshi)
Tim Burton: Oh..... Wow...... I, uh, I still have a lot to learn, don't I?
best. comment. on. page.
Me: Here Tim, I got you a gift.
Tim Burton: Wow, thanks... Eraserhead?
Blaze Nitro Pretty sure Tommy Wiseau is the weirdest director of all time.
"Wow, next to him, I'm competent, original, and not annoying"
Yes you do Tim burton.
Fun Fact: Ralph Bakshi said that this review and Doug Walker where funny
But did he call him Dog Walker? Lol
Nope, that was my mistake, he just said he was a funny guy
Good to hear he's still alive (I mean I haven't heard anything recently) I'm sure this was the last straw though and after this shitshow he said fuck it and left Hollywood and "The Business" for good. It would be cool as hell if he could hook up with Netflix or Amazon or somebody and get an original project that would be sweet.
I mean there's been enough time I bet he could do his original vision somewhere at this point. I'd hate to think this is the film to be remembered for, but the public is fickle people only remember the most recent thing you did whether it was good or total crap that's what they tend to remember.
he's wrong
When? Is there a video?
Lesson learned. Make sure the contract states that the producers can NEVER touch a writer's script... EVER.
unfortunately that will never happen cause you know Hollywood has the mentality that they are the true artists, the true visionaries and just the all around voice that says "We know what the people want these guys that give us the ideas are just the errand boys"
okay actually to be fair (I guess) one of the staff either the director or producer did say he didn't want to do a horror flick so that was the main reason for the change
i would prefer that borth writers and producers could go to a compromise. Because sometimes, the script is changed for the better sometimes not.
Ian R. Nava Huber Id personally prefer, in the case of art, to just let the artist be. Sure I may not LIKE his work, but I can respect that it came from a place of genuine passion and heart.
That does happen sometimes (it's a contract clause called script approval). It's effectiveness depends on the clout of the writer vs. how much the studio wants to make the movie and how much the writer wants to make the movie. Sometimes, if no agreement can be made, the movie just might not be made.
It also depends on how the writer originally managed their movie rights (in the case of turning a book into a movie or such-like.)
Although he's inevitably produce a lot of turds if he did that, I believe that we'd also have a lot more brilliant hits, too--probably on par with Hollywood, but hopefully better.
So Bakshi's original idea was basically toon town with Johnny the homicidal maniac in it. Man I'd watch the shit out of that movie!
Gabreya Bradley sort of how the book is in a way
Or just the original Roger Rabbit book.
I'd watch any movie with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac in it.
Louise TheSim
me to sounds awesome
you think that artists should be free?
but the chart says...
PJ rage OK I GET IT!
*_FORGET IT._*
PJ Shaw GET BENT!
but the chart says
Autobot Productions (Cocks a revolver) BOOM! "Any other questions, bookworm?"
Bashki should turn his original vision of Cool World into a graphic novel. It would be sick
Woah mandella effect, could have sworn he did
did anyone else notice that when the girl first started turning back she was transforming into an entirely different looking character?
It's pretty clear the script was shit from day one, and it just got worse and worse as things went on.
I mean it's a miracle the movie got finished at all, but saying it was a "miracle" and saying it got "finished" are words Ralph would probably say were both a blessing and a curse.
That's what you get when you don't use protection, kids.
I think we all noticed.
well, as I remember understanding this, it was because they broke the taboo
I mean, yeah when they sleep together she became real, but it was not without consequences, like she became broken, like the guy too, they become inconsistent, mixed, morphing the 2 realities without a good result.
interesting, the few shots that show her cartoon crazy side, show a clown... Maybe a indirect on the actress for try to mess with the director?
If they wanted to show that Jack and Holly had broken themselves they should’ve gone more creative with it instead of Holly randomly turning into a clown and Jack getting cartoon hands, maybe have Jack and Holly randomly changing forms and art styles it could be really interesting to see what they could do with it
The Institute For The Artistically Insane?
How for away is that from the State Home For The Ugly?
Michael wasinasia around a block away
Its two doors down, in between is the Internet Jail and a Waffle House
I think they tell you on the back of every Garbage pail kids card.
It's across the street of Super Weenie Hut Junior.
Commander Shepard which is also right across from Weenie Hut General
"My god, that's the craziest, stupidest fucking thing I've seen my whole life."
VoiceMonkey yeah, they inspire us all
VoiceMonkey to tities and beyond
The delivery on that line and the low-key brutal Woody Allen dig keep me coming back to this one.
puff i have seen weirder things in anime and comic books
a hard R live action/ animated horror movie? That actually sounds amazing.
Amazing.
Instead we got the jacked up adventures of banana man.
Hard R?
@@iLikeCok you know how some horror movies or action movies have an r in them before they begin? it's kind of like that.
@@iLikeCok NI-
The funny thing is, Kim still couldn't show this movie to the kids
Stranded at the Drive Inn-John Travolta was a cousin to Real Mayo 2......Naruto's 2 Cool
That was kind of Bakshi's intention.
Bob Jones 1 word: Karma
Even though the kids are now in their 30s.
Bakshi was playing the long game.
5:39 "My God, I've created anime!"
The absolute best! Still cracking up.
So this film would have been sort of Son of the Mask meets Judge Doom, god can we start an indiegogo campaign allowing Bakshi to remake this? Seems to be working for Don Bluth...
I'm with you on that! I want to see this film get a remake or reboot, BIG TIME!
velociraptor4you no let THIS film die and be forgotten but let him do his original script that what I want to see
Dude, that's a little TOO harsh. And let's be realistic here; this film was made whether you like it or not. It was made, and it exists. Since YOU hate it, here's my advice to you: DON'T WATCH IT. Simple as that, don't watch it if you hate it.
And I'll have you know that I'm one of the group of people out there who actually happens to LIKE the original "Cool World" here, truly. Is it 100% perfect, great, and spectacular? NO. But are there elements to it that are actually pulled off well? YES. The script/story is disjointed, there's no very deep character development, there's a huge lack of explanation for everything that's going on, and the acting is C- grade at best. But the animation for the most part I feel is pulled off well (so are the backgrounds & set designs), there's good voice-acting here (even from Kim Basinger as Doodle Holli), and the music is pretty awesome.
Bottom line, whether you like it or not (which I know you don't like it), this film was made and it always will exist. The people who do happen to love it will ensure that it won't be forgotten. And that I feel is, no offense, a pretty STUPID and RIDICULOUS thing to say. Because of the fact that films (whether they be good or bad) are made and exist, they can NEVER be truly, realistically forgotten.
Would this film have turned out better if it was Ralph Bakshi's unused concept? Yes, most likely. I find that whole concept intriguing, and I for one truly wouldn't mind if that becomes the story of a "Cool World" remake or reboot.
But because I'm one of the people who sees genuine untapped potential in the original, I would personally be open to a reimagining of it that fixes the mistakes of its predecessor.
velociraptor4you first I did not say it was 100% shit I mean I rather see a man's passion a man's dream that was runed though the mud by Holly wood so it might make more money I don't care if you like it or hate it I am not forcing you to hate it but I rather see the original be made then just a reboot the ideas there even by the art Style you can tell this was meant to be a darker film but hey that my dumb idea believe what ever you want to believe I am not forcing you to look at it same way has I do
OK, I'm sorry if I misunderstood you. I understand now that what you would prefer to see is Ralph's original vision. And like I said, I DO like his concept of a live-action/animated horror film involving a hybrid child of cartoon and human. I don't want you to misunderstand me on that.
I was just saying that if "Cool World" does get remade, it COULD go either way. I'm just presenting another possible direction it could go in.
Damn, Holly is Hotter as a Cartoon...
...So weird
Yeah... I don't understand how so many thought that Kim Basinger was hot. Definitely NOWHERE near what Holli Would should have been transformed into.
Ginger Rogue Yeah, Basinger was definitely a studio-forced casting decision. Bakshi admitted in an interview that Basinger was miscast.
I don't know...she managed to hook up with Batman, so she must have been considered hot at the time. I know I thought she was.
This may sound weird but what would she look like in an anime?
So does Frank's girl.
The original idea sounds pretty brilliant in a very crazy unique kind of way. Would have made for a much more interesting picture. I'd watch the heck out of that!
Like the video said, he ain't dead yet! I can dream.
Misty Rose Me too, maybe it'll be pretty good compared to this stuff.
Considering he's met Don Bluth and Mara Wilson, I was almost expecting this Bakshi guy to show up at the beginning.
Trevor Simmons
he did..... in spirit
Zachary Wolf *IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGLES...*
For the love of all things sacred to idiots, please do 'Fritz The Cat'.
JonnyEthco holy shit man, it's been two years since you've uploaded anything
JonnyEthco After he reviews Prostitute Mickey.
The film where a cat gets fucked by anthropomorphic crow?
sure, why not.
I still have my vhs copy.
21:01 can we fund a rewrite for Cool World, but this time we use the ORIGINAL SCRIPT?!
Yes
I can try...
Huh... That speech at the end was actually rather inspirational. As a wanna-be content creator, i'm always afraid of how some of my ideas might be received, in turn leading me to censoring _myself_.
You should go all out and show the world what you can do. No holding back, because it's not the audience or society that has control over those ideas but you. Besides some of the greatest things in society came from creators with a dream and an idea. I hope your ideas go far, we really need more creative people out there with a spark of originality.
Thank you, really.
No prob, I'm trying to work on some ideas myself. I'm hoping one day,
I'll get the chance to show the world what I can do as a creator and as a dreamer. So whenever I see someone who's a dreamer or creator just like me, I try to help them out. I respect the people with dreams and ideas because we're really the ones who change society and (in my opinion) reality.
KaedeLanyo What are some of your ideas/concepts?
Yeah it's what stops me from doing horse gangbang porn...
True story, when I was like 12 I was on Netflix looking for Who Framed Roger Rabbit to watch with my dad because I had forgot what it was called, and ended up putting Cool World on. Thank god my dad fell asleep halfway through, it had to be the most awkward and confusing thing I'd ever seen.
Ayden Burgess You want awkward? I saw Eyes Wide Shut with my parents when I was like 12.
Yikes! ∆
Both of those stories are horrible I can never tell which are more Awkward real movies with actors doing sexy times or cartoons doing the same.
Neither are very fun to watch with your parents frankly, hell there's a lot of movies that I have a hard time watching alone, they are just so cringy.
@@siukong Yeesh!
I love both Roger rabbit and cool world
@nightshaded It was in the UK
"Never lose track of the right kind of madness." Well put. I couldn't have said it better myself.
DAMN-STRAIGHT.,,.
"You're the only noid that's been crazy enough"
Have you seen DeviantArt?
Too true Critic, too true. So many animated sexy women, so little time.
7:40 "I can't tell if you're my hero or the worst kind of crazy."
Sums up Alan Moore for me.
DoctorWeeTodd Blame the sssssstudio!
I loved V for Vendetta. Watchmen was good but not for. League...
+Isaac Baranoff Maybe that's why DC and he didn't use the Charlton characters?
just to be clear when he said kids watch Fritz the Cat it's a joke. DO NOT show Fritz the Cat to ANYONE under the age of 126
Joey Vellestra
Fritz the Cat is a masterpiece every toddler should watch, just like Silence of the Lambs.
Pepper Millers what it is silence of the lamb?
Grainne Quinn ...you never heard of "Silence of The Lambs"?
Grainne Quinn I've never seen it but it's about a murderous cannibal called Hanibal Lecter
Silence of the Lambs isn't really about Hannibal, he's just an important side character. It's about a detective or special agent, Clarice, trying to find the psychopathic serial kidnapper/murderer Buffalo Bill before he kills his next victim. Clarice consults convicted serial killer Hannibal "the cannibal" Lecter to gain insight into Bill's crazy mind and hopefully find him that way.
So a human and a doodle having sex makes the doodle human....but a human being killed by a doodle turns the human into a doodle....weird.
@Gabreya Bradley its not a plot hole, the tho are unrelated
I would pay so much to see ralph bakshi's original idea for this movie.
I actually tried watching this movie once.
Most awkward twenty minutes ever.
Dig into Fritz the Cat, then Down & Dirty Duck for the full introduction to the perverted cartoon rabbit-hole.
Heavy Traffic isn't that pervy but it's pretty... uh:.. good? Insane? I don't know but it's pretty enjoyable.
I didn't get past the first dance sequence
Reminds of the time I tried to watch Fire and Ice.
"My God that's the craziest stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life " - Jim Jaros who is the best thing about Channel Awesome
Fuck yeah Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
Fuck yeah sparkle sparkle sparkle!😁😁😁
Artydomi that made me laugh so hard
Artydomi Jim needs to be in all reviews lol
Artydomi I thought he was Walter
It's no wonder the Nostalgia Critic is so good when he is reviewing a movie that could have been good, or a movie so god awful, it needs an explanation. Sometimes when a review like Alvin and the Chipmunks comes out and I just role my eyes and watch it, but then reviews like this come out and I remember why I subscribe to you. Even if I don't agree, thou that's very rare, I love to listen to the explanation of other's work. It can give context and even solutions to what can be done. You know, critiquing. I just love listening to people explain their feelings or opinions on things cause it can help us better understand not just how they or the world works, but how we work as well. People wonder why I'm a subscriber, this is why.
…also my parents let me watch this on bootleg, what the f*ck!
I put potatoes in my butthole and pretend I'm storing them for winter hibernation.
I love these types of reviews too but the reviews of morn bad movies are fun to watch.they are not always deep or have a message but they are just fun.but I agree these types of reviews are my favourite too
MY GOD THEY CREATED ANIME
Wtf is the song at that point
Until it actually happens, I will forever be an advocate of this film getting the remake/reboot that I personally feel it deserves! There's genuine good material in the original to work with. And let's not forget that Ralph's unused concept definitely has potential. So who here would like to see "Cool World" get a second chance?
velociraptor4you now I remember you I was looking up Cool World stuff and you and some dude were talking about the original script, and after seeing the movie yeah I gotta agree
I believe the other guy you're talking about is Tue Ngyuen. He actually managed to find an original draft of the "Cool World" script online. He's on RUclips. Look him up, and he'll tell you about it.
velociraptor4you sweet
I'd use the original script, get actors who can put emotion into their lines, get a 2D animator who's good at drawing in a cartoonish style and finally get a great composer.
Very good! :)
It's like toontown, but done horribly wrong.
Dylan Gray
And rated R.
+jthedog the movie is actually pg13
jthedog Its pg13 but whateves
jthedog
Well, PG-13. That I mean, when it actually meant shit.
I kinda like this movie
"I CREATED THE COSMOS AND THE UNIVERSE.
Except for Sweden. I don't know where that came from."
Best line ever.
Questhero101 Well I'll just accept it. Sweden.
Accept it*.
... Just sayin'.
So who created Sweden?
ΝΙΚΟΣ ΝΙΚΟΣ I'm guessing either arceus or ashunera.
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"If they get killed by a Doodle they become a Doodle" Holy Shit! Doodles are like vampires or zombies!
Y’know at least the thing about hanging them makes some kind of sense they’re getting human stuff inside of them but how does being killed by a doodle change you it makes no sense
Ex-fucking-actly
In highschool we got forced to watch cool world, which our teacher thought was a master piece with everything right. I was assigned homework of watching it repeatedly because I kept pointing out problems and confusing bits.
Sounded like a winning teacher... Hope his ass got fired for terrible lesson planning.
Halie Hope that much of been difficult
The teacher didn't get fired. He wasn't the brightest teacher either. He thought movies were good education. He also thought that Forest Gump was a true story. While my classmates didn't want me to mess with the teacher since his class was easy. He was going to flunk me for not watching movies and skipping his classes, but I told him "You got to pass me since I am the only student in class that can tell you who betsy ross is, That washington crossed the Delaware river On christmas to surprise the british army, Hell I can even take you to places where he is rumored to have planned the attack!" Did I mention it was a history teacher? He was a good teacher for me, since His lack of skills made me want to learn history so I could prove him wrong.
Wow, that's the craziest thing I ever heard, and I heard a lot of whoppers in my time. I'm sorry, but anyone with common sense will tell you that most historical and biographical films in general are not always going to be a 100 percent accurate because Hollywood does make shit up, or they exaggerate certain events, for dramatic effect; hence why you should never use movies as a learning tool to learn about history. The fact that your teacher wanted to use movies like "Forest gump" and others to teach you all history is insane. Hell, I'm considered a fucking idiot by most people, even though I'm usually right about everything (not trying to sound conceited, but it's true), and even I know that's dumb.
You should submit this story to Danger Dolan's sub-Reddit when he does his next 10 worst teachers lists he'd have a field day with that story
That original idea actually sounds more interesting than the movie itself. Damn I don't know if it would've been executed great but heck, that's a really good idea.
"You do have a good point" "yeah, producers need to be punched more" "NO!... Maybe" XD
Well, he's not wrong.
Rennis Tora Somebody better call Jeremy Clarkson.
You have no idea how right that is. It's almost like Flit, from Gundam AGE. That dude, after the first season, literally needs a punch to the face every five minutes to have a single coherent, moral thought.
+Nick Roberts
You get a thumbs up if only because I get that reference.
Thanks! I also can't stop comparing Brad Pitt's cartoon form to Katz Kobayashi. That's what he looks like, to me.
I love how they animated her dancing
Perhaps The Original Script Was Literally The Origins Of Judge Doom
Now it all makes sense
I like the way you think
So I wasn't the only one who thought this...
I agree. It would've actually made kinda sense.
Gojiramus Primus So Valiant's brother had some shady past and he's torn between who to defend; his own family or those who were wronged. By God, we need a reboot!
The Institute For The Artistically Insane, located on the same street as the Internet State Penitentiary and the State Home For The Ugly.
Tristan Hartup who' the guy with the mask?
I'm gonna guess M. Night Shyamalan, after he totally boned The Last Airbender.
It’s Shyamalan, watch The Devil (or something, i forgot the name) review if you don’t believe me
fun fact about my life when i was little my parants bought this movie for me because they tought hey this is a cartoon so it must be for kids
THEY WERE WRONG long story short thats the day that i started watching henhtai
We all understand mate.
STEFIXGAMEPLAY you should probobly tell them that and make them watch it.
STEFIXGAMEPLAY also show then grave of fireflys.
The new Cuphead game looks amazing.
Simone Pardee what's Cuphead got to do with Cool World?
MonsterHunter 66 That's the joke, Dude.
It looks nothing like cuphead
MonsterHunter 66 The cartoony stuff and mostly looks like 1930s cartoons
Cool World was a great idea, and had the potential to be amazing... if the higher ups hadn't gouged it apart and left behind a sad adult ripoff of Roger Rabbit.
Quinton Blackburn they must have been on a 3 day acid trip at the time or something.😒
THIS is the guy responsible for Wizards? I was like 10 years old and fell asleep with HBO on, and woke up with Wizards playing. I thought I'd gone completely insane until I managed to find out it was actually a thing.
Sounds about right. My friend told me about the movie when I was 13 and I didn't believe him until I watched it.
My dad actually showed me that movie, took me a couple of viewings to understand everything that was going on but man oh man are there some choice scenes I shall remember to my dying day :D
@@ggwrw3400 Granted while it is PG, it was released before PG-13 existed
I dunno how often they read the comments, but just in case, is it possible to make Bakshi a recurring character, like Hyper Fangirl or Devil Boner? His insanity and crazy ramblings are hilarious, and I want to see more stupid stuff like him slapping NC and the eyeball hotdog
He did recently return in his review of Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings.
And he makes a small cameo in the CATS review.
I adore Rob Walker's performance as Ralph Bakshi!
From the moment he says "You Lazy-Ass-Hole!" all the way towards ". . . This is really fucking amazing." He totally captures the personality and spirit, of one of the best adult animators to ever exist. And this is one of my most favorite Nostalgia Critic episodes.
If you look at what George Lucas did with the Star Wars prequels when he was unbound, it seems that a little artistic restraint might sometimes be not so bad. But completely rewriting a script without the visionary's consent is a really dick move.
Happens every day unfortunately.
The problem is that he gave up on artistic vision to sell toys.
+Rokiriko Lucas was never a very bright man. I doubt it was actually him we get to thank for the brilliance of the originals.
Rob as Ralph Bakshi is his best character since Santa Christ.
what about bill
Cancer that's Malcolm.
kanchomerocks12 blasphemy! Bill is played by nobody!
Katara _ you're right! It's impossible to convey emotional struggle and philosophy so convincingly with it being just an act!
kanchomerocks12 Bill is an amazing actor. He is an inspiration to us all.
So happy that "It's a faaamily picture" made it back.
They had to: It's Ralph Bakshi! :D Apparently the whole joke was inspired by a commentary to Wizards where Ralph Bakshi kept on rambling about how he made it because he wanted to make "a family picture" despite the film being "Bakshit crazy" as Doug and Rob Walker would put it.
Yup. 100 agree!
Cool World honestly has a great unique background and atmosphere yet the movie wasn't great to fill that void.
Review the movie How to eat Fried Worms!
meta527II Please he needs to do this one
he should do Fat Albert the movie also
Garrick Groover you're not the only one
When I saw top 11 Nostalgia mind.....I asked if if cool world so bad why not review it
My dream has came true
You reminded me that movie existed...fuck you
She is a cartoon, not your waifu.
we don't use that kind of language here
they're the same thing
CasaiAgicap ^This THIS RIGHT HERE
CasaiAgicap Yep cartoon women that you treat as wives=waifu
Insulting someone's Waifu
be worse than insulting his own Mother!
Finally!
Edit: I did not expect so many likes on my comment!
thatoneakwardgirl 03 pop
exactly
I've been waiting so long for this movie.
The original idea of this film being a horror movie about a murderous half-toon half human would have been amazing...
NOSTALGIA CRITIC
RALPH BAKSHI ISN'T DEAD
YOU FUCKING SCARED ME
yeah that freaked me out.
Liliputian07 Yeah I was terrified..
We lost SO many people in 2016, but not the one guy it's really hard to tell if he actually died on any given year?
Hm, small miracles I suppose.
Seriously, that not was not cool!
+Isaac Baranoff What a f***ing minute, John Hurt died in January and no one is talking about it. This is literally the first I've heard of this and it's mind boggling to say the least. This is one of those actors who you think people would talk about when they died, but apparently not. Guess the world doesn't care about John Hurt, the two time oscar nominated actor. Seriously, What the f*** world.
I'm convinced Ralph Bakshi could have only succeeded in the late 1960s - 1980s because the mouse was laid low and so there were opportunities for new animation legends to fill the void....plus everyone being on all the drugs until we all sobered up in the 1990s.
Zero Cool Well said.
you idiot I'm not going to click your virus link and neither will anyone else with a brain
Pretty much, yes. Low standards and lots of drugs
That original script sounded sweet.
Disturbingly common, poor Quest for Camelot immediately springs to mind. Originally conceived as a serious, pg-13 adaption of The King's Damosel, with no songs or anything like that. but since Warner brothers just wanted a Disney ripoff (literally, the animators where told to make it look as much as Disney as possible) that's what it became.
It's nice seeing NC strike a nice balance between critiquing and using comedy skits, without one feeling redundant or stretching for too long. I feel Doug Walker is starting to improve based on his recent videos, and I'd do nothing but thank him for that.
Dawson Brannan im also glad he did as well. Especially since most wont see the works that made him big. His works arent for everyone, but they are 100% genuine.
Im glad to be not the only one that noticed he is trying to tone down the sketches and focus mostly on him. Just having a healthy number of them to improve the review, not make it drag on. Kudos to him.
Dawson Brannan yep
Guilherme Almeida true
Guilherme Almeida agreed
sometimes producers just need to be punched
NO
Ashley Aldous gurren lagann style!!
They did
...by Saitama.
Isaac Gleeth multiple times.
So is it too late to get Ralph,s original idea for this movie made it sounds better than this and he's still alive so he can still do it I would pay to see it like if you would see it to
he doesn't have the rights he sold it to universal also 2d movies don't make money in theathers anymore so it would have to be 3d and he is proably old and retired and moved on
icecream hero What about The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water. That was 2D, and it was successful.
thats different the spongebob movie made money because it has spongebob in it spongebob is already popalar and iconic so it was guaranteed to make money if spongebob wasn't popular already it would have failed
also that doesn't fix the rights issue Universal owns it
i love 2d movies they look really good but 3d movies look even better infact the only reason why 2d animation is still around on television is because its cheaper, faster, and you get better animation for less
Best joke ever "By God, I've created anime." -Douge Walker
I don't know if anyone realizes this but I'm excited about the Nostalgia Critic's 10 year anniversary! I hope they do something really special in July this year. It might involve Michael Bay's upcoming cinematic clusterbomb.
DrJK 756 lets hope its good :)
DrJK 756 It's been 10 years? Holy shit how old is RUclips then?
^Almost old enough to drive
they better do something.
Damn right they should do something! :D
I actually really like Holly Wood as a character. I like her go get it attitude, I like her defiance, I like her pettyness. I don't know she's just really cool. I also liked the relationship between Brad Pitt and the black haired girl. There's a scene where because he won't break the law and have sex with her she compromises and proposes they masturbate together. I know that sounds so weird but I actually found that kind of sweet in the oddest way. Its so respectful. God this is weird.
I guess that's the same reason why I liked this movie. that and the kickass animation
MrStorm2909 Ikr? And Holly's intro dancing, plus how his creator extends his hand towards her, was also pretty amazing. She could've been such a badass character.
She's devious, I think is the word. It's a good example of when a female character being sexy has a character-based purpose, rather than being there for pandering.
AstralDragoon yes yes yes absolutely. I'm always rolling my eyes when I see the sexy female in a movie or show. But this was a well done character who was just sexy and there was no real deep explanation. It was just her character. Maybe because she had other traits besides being sexy.
Do you mean Minerva Mink was only on ANIMANIACS for fan pandering?
You fucking scared me with the Bakshi being dead bit.
Sounds a bit like an R rated Chalkzone.
I just can't XD
I thought the same
Anyone else want to see the original screenplay.
I would have loved the hell out of the original story with the cartoon/human half breed. That sounds amazing.
It's called "Son of the Mask"
enjoy XD...
Lol. If Son of the Mask was the legit horror movie it was trying so hard to be it would have been kind of amazing.
Are we just gonna ignore how terrible Brad Pitt was in this movie GOD he has improved a LOT
Phantastic comments I know. He is not perfect bt at least he's better than Jai Courtney.
With Hollywood so deep in its own ass with this reboot craze it'd actually be really original if Bakshi did a reboot/remake of Cool World the way he originally intended it to be.
reboot craze that they started in the 30s, you
It could be the right time since people these days are nostalgic for 2d animations
When you killed by a doodle you become a doodle--If you die in the game you die in real life.
Broken Logic Get that cool reference from a terrible series.
Broken Logic Your name fits your comment so well.
Broken Logic I guess in this movie people don't die when they are killed.
What, Stay Alive?
Alexander John Babbage It's a reference.
More like uncool world
boooooo
Mason Pelzer -_- oooooooh you showed them
that was so funny I forgot to laugh
420.69/10 - 2joke4me
Ralph Bakshi actually gave this review a thumbs-up
*Bakshi punches producer*
Producer: Code red! *crawls to open drawer, attempts to reach gun, but Bakshi snatches it and aims at producer*
Bakshi: *aims gun at writers of Poltergeist* You! Stay where you are!
Producer: I don't understand! What did I do!?
Bakshi: You had them write it didn't you?!
Producer: All right yes! I had people write Friday Part V even though Jason was dead! But I couldn't risk dropping the series entirely!
Bakshi: NO! Afterwards! My script! You rewrote...my script!
Producer: What?
Bakshi: My ORIGINAL script! *Turns towards writers* You had them rewrite it behind my back! And all for that fucking bitch, Kim Basinger?! *sobs* She changed my original vision! She changed it and you...you helped her!!
Producer: Okay yes! I had these people rewrite your script, but Kim made me! She wanted it to be family friendly to show to sick kids! I wouldn't have agreed to it If I knew what she insisted! Ralph you gotta believe me! I didn't want any of this!