Lmao true, like in the book they were like 'oh we don't throw names around so casually' but musical: leTS NAME EVERY GOD AND SING ABOUT HOW BAD THEY ARE-
It doesn't matter anyway. The names are said constantly in the books without that many consequences. The whole thing about 'names having power and shouldn't be said' is largely ignored.
daniel ibrahim Nah that’s the day I got expelled Literally the lyrics ‘Daddy doesn’t love me and mommy is a god! Mommy can’t protect me and daddy is a god! Mommy is too busy and daddy is too busy,busy, busy , busy ,busy being a god.’
@@blankblankblank613 I meant many main characters in the first Percy jackson seroius with the lightning theif and other books and then there is more in the future books.
Luke: I don’t care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me. Luke a few years later Luke: I will destroy camp half blood and you all. And he is doing this because his parents?
eu.adoro.desenhar Silena probably wants her mom out of her life, because she doesn’t act like a real mom. more like some incredibly annoying older sister or something. I mean, just think about it; Aphrodite probably doesn’t make the best mom. Katie is probably upset because her mom values plants and nature above her own daughter.
@@mentallyimafrog2473 Well the implication was Aphrodite only shows up to steal her daughter's boyfriends which is worse than not being there at all. Katie has it the best for sure though.
My mums a mortal and so is my dad Lifes pretty boring and stupid and bad But if they were gods...It'd be pretty mad... Oh no..... With the monsters and fighting and exhausting powers I'd want to sleep for a million hours !
My dad is Zeus God of the sky I haven’t seen him since I was like 5 He says he’s busy But he has it easy Oh no Sometimes I wish I had a human dad But honestly being here isn’t so bad
My dad is Hermes He's a messenger of gods The only thing I got from him were two white Airpods I don't think he knows that i just want love Oh no... If u ask me he should just leave! If he asks tell him that I only need me!
My dad is Apollo. God of the sun. He only cares for one person and he is that one. I try to get his attention by singing him songs. Oh no. I wish he would just look at me because I love my dad but he doesn't love me.
Jasmine Destefano haha you gotta love him though. I mean, even if he does have evil children (cough, cough) Octavian.... You still gotta love him. Loll
Jasmine Destefano omg and idk if you've read The Trials of Apollo but he has another son who is absolutely HORRIBLE in there. Then in the next book ANOTHER TERRIBLE SON!!! like, what the heck, Apollo?? Get it together, man. Lolll
Made one for Nico my dad is Hades the god of the dead he rules the underworld and fills me with dread and kidnapped his wife treats me as if I'm nothing compares me to my dead sister almost shot me with a deadly shadow never comes and visits if he did it would give me chills oh no oh yeah he left me alone at 10 talking to some ghosts he is surrounded by death and I'm cursed because of it I'm feared by many Curse you Hades!
more like My dad is Hades Lord of the dead he rules the underworld and fills me with dread he kidnapped his wife and she hates me oh no if he arrived he would kill me because im gay but not for percy
Hades didn’t kidnap Persephone in the original myth, she just ended up in hades, then Demeter had a tantrum, and Persephone wanted to stay and then she married hades. And Persephone doesn’t hate Nico
My mom’s Athena, she’s wise and likes art! Though I thought she wasn’t since Im not that smart. Everybody hates me...as I’m not that bright! Oh no... (Oh no~) But if she’s near me, as every child knows! Ya gotta praise mom, or you’ll start having woes! Also one for Nico: My dad is Hades, the God of the Dead Whenever he’s near me it fills me with dread, I listen to the voices I hear in my head! Oh no. ( **terrified campers** ) Will: Oh No~ I don’t know how he’ll react since I’m gay Eventually I’ll tell him but today’s not that day. **gets hugged by Will***
ME My dads Hades lord of the dead Whenever I see him it fills me with dread . And hes also kinda spooky I said .oh noooo .if he appers behind me Il jump with a boin . And resitted the urge to kick hos groin.
Thalia and Jason sitting around with them years later, Sings compete in a competition on whos worse Zeus or Jupiter After their done lightning bolt comes from the sky right at their feet... "I'M SORRY WONT EVER SAY THOSE THINGS AGAIN!! PROMISE!!"
I love how in the book they go on and on about how you shouldn’t say a gods name because they say it gets their attention and in this they are just like “Hey guys, lets say our parents names and talk bad about them right after just to make sure they hear us”
Luke: Indi! Me: ah well my dads Poseidon god of the sea, you’ll find that’s where I have my expertise. I love the sea but does my dad love me? Oh no! I went for a swim and found my dad Awkward convo not telling you that!
My dad is Pluto, god of the dead, it might be surprising but that’s enough said, I waited and waited, but no one ever came.. OH NOO it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21 Edit: I’m talking about hazel
My dad is Apollo, god of the sun You'd think he'd be cool but he's just a bum If you don't believe me then ask the gods Oh no (Oh noooo) I thought that majestic is what I'd become But I'm just an art kid, awkward, bi and dumb.
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
Me at school: I can tell my death is near its almost lunch time oh gods whats that smell It smells like someone died in that mess Oh no! Its almost time to be free But I am surprised that it was a dream
Hazel; my dad is Pluto, god of the dead, that might be surprising, but that’s enough said I waited and waited, but no one ever came, oh no.. it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21
My pops is Apollo, God of the sun, In his own eyes he’s the number one When he recites his haikus, he thinks he has won Oh no... He keeps us up playing his guitar all night, then wakes us all with his car shining bright.
This one's for a friend:My dad's Hades, the god of the dead. He's thinks I like the under world but it fills me with dread. Everyone hates me and I've got no friends. Oh no.....
My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun, and healing and music all rolled into one. He left me and my mum as if his job was done, oh no(oh no) He rides around in his chariot all day, it’s not like he’d have time for me anyway.
My mom is Hecate, the goddess of magic . If you made her mad, your end would be tragic .She's down in the Underworld, all of time. Waving her torch around like some firefly. Oh, no! I met her once, she turned me into a frog. I guess she just, wants to be left alone. It's awful but I can never find a Hecate one
Got one for Nico My dad is Hades, god of the dead, He rules Greek hell, and fills me with dread. But if he came to Olympus, it’d be a surprise, oh no Oh my stepmom she hates me and my dad is a pain, So I am a loner, and I stay away Yea the Olympus line doesn't rhyme but it's all I could think of And yes the second half is like Annabeth’s part. Don't hurt me pls
Luke: Alright! Who's next? Ah, Eva! Your turn! Me: My dad is Hades, he is the death, I really hate him and now I'm depressed I always meet him, and I slap off his face But just in my mind 'cause he thinks that we're friends. Oh no I once go t'party with some mortals there And the house with the belonger got right in the hell!
Arsenie Boca Oh! My turn My mom Kymopoleia Goddess of Violent Sea Storms She is scary and she laugh like dolphin If she really here she will kill everyone Oh noo...(All/some of them: OH SH**/NO Chiron: language!) No one know her but it really true BUT SHE CUT GIANT'S HEAD WITH HER MIGHTY SHIELD (jason&percy in background: YASS)
Luke: Who's next? Heather? Me: My dad is Apollo,god of the sun He also is the god of other stuff Whenever my siblings keep trying it's not enough I've cried myself to sleep because of this I've slapped him once for calling a hunter a miss and flirting with them The rumor's true, and that hunter was me! Oh no! (OH NO!)
saloni Pradhan my dad is Ares God of War you see He hates all his children especially me He's sworn off caring for us not even a peep Oh No(oh no) My step dad hates me and my mom up and and left me one day So, I left New Jersey and I just couldn't stay OH THINGS COULDN'T BE WORST WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE Here you go possible half sibling
Apollo: My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun But he doesn’t care, unless we have won Every game and battle to ever exist He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist Oh no (oh no) Still we shower him with pride So hop along for a great lonely ride
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
I actually saw this live with my middle school once. When I learned about Be More Chill, I started freaking out because I saw George Salazar himself for free when I was in fifth grade
To Apollo! My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun But he doesn’t care, unless we have won Every game and battle to ever exist He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist Oh no (oh no) Still we shower him with pride So hop along for a great lonely ride
I hate to be “that person”, but does anybody else see this as Luke low-key manipulating the other demigods into believing that their parents suck, so that they join the titans?
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
Ares Ares, my dad, is the war god, he's mighty And I've seen my dad flirting with Aphrodite He's big and he's strong, but he's often wrong Oh, no I once even saw him with two mortal wives But no one scolds him 'cause they're scared of his knives! Hades My dad is Hades, and he's god of death He has a cool sword, he has a cool sheath If you ask he's dark, then the answer is yes Oh, no In his head are souls, abyss, and tombs, yuck! I think he has much more darkness than me Since he always acts as dark as he can be Apollo My dad's Apollo, he's god of the sun But Artemis hates me, so now I am done So why does she hate me? The reason is none! Oh, no Besides that, dad's perfect, and he's kind to me But he is too busy to take care of me Persephone Persephone, my mom's the daughter of Demeter And she always watches me away a meter But don't ask her why, and then she will cry Oh, no You know, she was kidnapped by god of death She still has a trauma living between the dead...
Luke: who wants to go next Me: me Luke: ok Keira your turn Me: I'm a daughter of Zues King of the gods He controls the sky and gives me a chill Oh no Everyone: oh no Me: oh and also he said I'm not supposed to exist He also compares me to Thalia. He probably isn't my godly parent though
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Everyone: i hate our parent
Percy: i love my mom :3
Meanwhile, Grover is just sobbing in the corner
Yeah, pretty much
@@Go.at_ Grover in the bathroom at a campfire
@@not-so-happypappypatton LMAO NOW
No*
Dionysus kids: "Uh...My dad's great guys. What are you talking about...hehe..." Mr D standing right behind them
hikarurkw
"Good choice..." Mr D whispers into their ears
hikarurkw
*awkwardly realizes Zeus cursed him*
"That's what I thought."
xD
*Dionysus kids noticed there dad standing behind them and runs*
Book: gods pay attention by just hearing their name being said.
Musical: oh, let's sing loudly about how bad they are.
Lmao true, like in the book they were like 'oh we don't throw names around so casually' but musical: leTS NAME EVERY GOD AND SING ABOUT HOW BAD THEY ARE-
It doesn't matter anyway. The names are said constantly in the books without that many consequences. The whole thing about 'names having power and shouldn't be said' is largely ignored.
take a shot every time the name Gaea is said by a character in the HOO series
Lmao sounds about right
I Am Cheese Lmao
I love how when Grover is crying they all sing louder nervously-
Kat Mlg camp camp half blood
You can also here them sigh the words "Oh no" like they know what's coming
Now it's just
Grover in the bathroom
😂
The campfire song aka "the angsty daddy and mommy issues song"
daniel ibrahim 😂
daniel ibrahim lol
daniel ibrahim
Nah that’s the day I got expelled
Literally the lyrics
‘Daddy doesn’t love me and mommy is a god! Mommy can’t protect me and daddy is a god! Mommy is too busy and daddy is too busy,busy, busy , busy ,busy being a god.’
daniel ibrahim that's literally the entire musical and all the books
but w h y
"Is the food here really that bad?"
#Persassy
the #persayssness is real
#persassyjackson
percy: my voice sucks.
two seconds later: sings better than an angel.
Cooper Clarke Agreed, part of me wishes just for this one song he forced his voice to crack.
Ikr???
Kevin Bacon more like a siren
*clap*
@@Frenzy48I see what you did there, lol
Luke:
*inhale* Chiron wins!
Yes 😂
It's so ironic that even though Apollo is the god of music, his kids don't sing in this.
It is just because there isnt very many main character that are kids of Apollo.
@@blankblankblank613 I meant many main characters in the first Percy jackson seroius with the lightning theif and other books and then there is more in the future books.
Jusr say they’re doing Instrumental
@@hs8734 Yes let's ignore Will Solance and Lee Fletshers existence.
@@acanimatics906 like I would ignore the excistence of will solace. 😂 hence my profile name.
They oh no at Grover’s part as if they are waiting for him to start crying and are dreading it.
I feel sad for Grover!!!
Lol
Luke: I don’t care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me.
Luke a few years later
Luke: I will destroy camp half blood and you all.
And he is doing this because his parents?
The person who plays Silena/Sally/Charon/the Oracle has such a beautiful voice
Jay the Gay I agree
Jay the Gay she really does
Her voice is stunning
Jay the Gay Your name is amazing
l agree
Grover no don't cry
Jay the Gay oh god thank you
or oh gods
idk
Yea Grover don't cry...it breaks my heart.
#Groverprotectionsquad
GEORGE SALAZAR NO U CRY TOO MUCH IN YOUR ROLES STOP
poor george sadadbar
Grover in the bathroom....
“If I try to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche.”
If I tRy To SiNg It’Ll PrObAbLy CaUsE aN aVaLaNcHe
anchiladao what you did looks so 😎 cool
XD Percy said that as I read this
When Percy said "my dad is some god" I thought he said "my dad is some guy" lol
Me to
Me too
So my dad is some guy that’s great I guess
how did this get 107 likes w h a t
Wrong 116
I don't know what Katie's complaining about. She actually got a present from her mom, while the other kids barely even talked to their godly parents.
ikr, i was like, wait Silena and Katie got notice and they´re mad
eu.adoro.desenhar
Silena probably wants her mom out of her life, because she doesn’t act like a real mom. more like some incredibly annoying older sister or something. I mean, just think about it; Aphrodite probably doesn’t make the best mom. Katie is probably upset because her mom values plants and nature above her own daughter.
Lark Laporte when your a Demeter kid but you don’t even care 🤣
@@mentallyimafrog2473 Well the implication was Aphrodite only shows up to steal her daughter's boyfriends which is worse than not being there at all. Katie has it the best for sure though.
@@lilywxjzu ohh you have a point
My mums a mortal and so is my dad
Lifes pretty boring and stupid and bad
But if they were gods...It'd be pretty mad...
Oh no.....
With the monsters and fighting and exhausting powers
I'd want to sleep for a million hours
!
Its All Just Stuff And Geekery 😲
I have 2 awesome loving parents! I just like to think my mom is a Goddess! It's actually quite fun!
@@starrynightgames8878 same but i like thinking my dad is god
I'll probably only want to much energade flavour ambrosia
for some reason this song makes me really happy lmao
My dad is Zeus
God of the sky
I haven’t seen him since I was like 5
He says he’s busy
But he has it easy
Oh no
Sometimes I wish
I had a human dad
But honestly being here isn’t so bad
*Clap clap clap*
My dad is Hermes
He's a messenger of gods
The only thing I got from him were two white Airpods
I don't think he knows that i just want love
Oh no...
If u ask me he should just leave!
If he asks tell him that I only need me!
Yesss
Hey half sis
Child of Zeus?same here
During the part when Grover starts crying is it rude that I imagine him going to the bathroom, you know, because George Salazar.
Camper- Draws
Grover in the bathroom by himself~
SAME
I don’t get it help me
Grover being in the bathroom crying as Backround music…
"If I try to sing it would probably cause an avalanche."
yet its a musical
Me
"too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess," me when I have a crush.
Death Eaters me too
YASSSSS!!!
SAMEEEEEEEE
Yup. *cri*
how I imagine myself if my crush gets a boyfriend but with her instead of he
Chiron: *talks about how bad Kronos is*
Luke: *sweats nervously*
At 4:24, if you listen closely, you could here the same guy say, "That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about!".
OH MY GODS
My dad is Apollo. God of the sun. He only cares for one person and he is that one. I try to get his attention by singing him songs.
Oh no.
I wish he would just look at me because I love my dad but he doesn't love me.
Same he cares about his car more that his kids curse you Apollo!
Jasmine Destefano haha you gotta love him though. I mean, even if he does have evil children (cough, cough) Octavian.... You still gotta love him. Loll
Taehyung's Kookie Octavian was the worst.. you evil teddy bear strangler... Anyways.. I forgot what I was going to say
Jasmine Destefano omg and idk if you've read The Trials of Apollo but he has another son who is absolutely HORRIBLE in there. Then in the next book ANOTHER TERRIBLE SON!!! like, what the heck, Apollo?? Get it together, man. Lolll
Taehyung's Kookie I know right... He screwed up somewhere
Grover don’t cry, you are gonna meet you dad-god-person-thing someday, I promise!
Pan dies on the third book
@@mentallyimafrog2473 AH FUCK YOU LOL
wait i just read the third book, when did pan die what
@Mara Ray ohhh okay thanks for the clarification
And he will die
FAMILY LUKE! YOU PROMISED 😭
Inercia E. NO NO NO NO *walks out of room * No No No *leaves house * no no no no
Inercia E. When Luke betrayed them
Me: 😭
NOPE NOPE A BIG BAG OF NOPE
Inercia E. I know
Inercia E. 😭😭😭😭
Made one for Nico
my dad is Hades
the god of the dead
he rules the underworld and fills me with dread
and kidnapped his wife
treats me as if I'm nothing
compares me to my dead sister
almost shot me with a deadly shadow
never comes and visits
if he did it would give me chills
oh no
oh yeah he left me alone at 10
talking to some ghosts
he is surrounded by death
and I'm cursed because of it
I'm feared by many
Curse you Hades!
more like
My dad is Hades
Lord of the dead
he rules the underworld and fills me with dread
he kidnapped his wife
and she hates me
oh no
if he arrived
he would kill me
because im gay
but not for percy
Hades didn’t kidnap Persephone in the original myth, she just ended up in hades, then Demeter had a tantrum, and Persephone wanted to stay and then she married hades. And Persephone doesn’t hate Nico
you do realize i commented that a month ago
Very accurate coming from a child of hades (me)
N. Stephens omg i love this its hysterical
"Is the food here really that bad"?
#persassy percy cant go a day without being persassy and im loving it
Dinoysus kids : my dad's dinoysus god of uh . . . not dinosaurs and uh . . . He calls Percy Peter johnsen
My mom’s Athena, she’s wise and likes art!
Though I thought she wasn’t since Im not that smart.
Everybody hates me...as I’m not that bright!
Oh no...
(Oh no~)
But if she’s near me, as every child knows!
Ya gotta praise mom, or you’ll start having woes!
Also one for Nico:
My dad is Hades, the God of the Dead
Whenever he’s near me it fills me with dread,
I listen to the voices I hear in my head!
Oh no.
( **terrified campers** )
Will: Oh No~
I don’t know how he’ll react since I’m gay
Eventually I’ll tell him but today’s not that day.
**gets hugged by Will***
ME
My dads Hades lord of the dead
Whenever I see him it fills me with dread . And hes also kinda spooky I said .oh noooo .if he appers behind me Il jump with a boin . And resitted the urge to kick hos groin.
Your mom's Athena too!? Looks like we are half sister's !
Hey, I found my half-family! Hey Athena kids
Italy Rocks
I am a year late but hi, half-sibling!
Anahita Munagekar
Hiii!
Thalia and Jason sitting around with them years later,
Sings compete in a competition on whos worse Zeus or Jupiter
After their done lightning bolt comes from the sky right at their feet...
"I'M SORRY WONT EVER SAY THOSE THINGS AGAIN!! PROMISE!!"
Silenas voice reminds me of Heather C
Anna Schleef your amazing
Anna Schleef
TOO MANY MUSICALS
THEY HAVE PERCY IN THR BATHROOM BY HIMSELF
WE DONT NEED A NICO BRAKING INTO LUKES HOUSE!
Rip jd
*when you realize the person who plays Grover plays Micheal in BMC*
Cool
Knew it sounded like him
His name is George Salazar, *GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.*
Grover in the bathroom
While I was reading the comments I was just thinking: What an amazing fanbase!
Me 2
Percy: too bad he's the worst
Poseidon : ouch
“Is the food here really that bad” has big Percy energy and is the perfect representation of his character.
I absolutely adore Luke's character and I love James Hayden Rodriguez's voice. I just feel a need to put that out there.
...not gon a tell you why I despise lule...
“Things couldn’t be worse when your parents run the universe”
Orphans: *am I a joke to you*
I knew Percy would sing about Sally instead of Poseidon XD
XD XD XD XD
I love how in the book they go on and on about how you shouldn’t say a gods name because they say it gets their attention and in this they are just like “Hey guys, lets say our parents names and talk bad about them right after just to make sure they hear us”
Georges cry brings me back to michael in the bathroom...
This is a really nice song actually
the best part is lukes sharp inhale after hearing chiron speak, especially since we know hes the traitor 😂😂😂
Luke: Indi!
Me: ah well my dads Poseidon god of the sea, you’ll find that’s where I have my expertise.
I love the sea but does my dad love me?
Oh no!
I went for a swim and found my dad
Awkward convo not telling you that!
lol
Quiznacking_cat hello half sister nice to meet you
My dad is Pluto, god of the dead, it might be surprising but that’s enough said, I waited and waited, but no one ever came.. OH NOO it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21
Edit: I’m talking about hazel
Your dads Endeavour, Shoto.
My dad is Apollo, god of the sun
You'd think he'd be cool but he's just a bum
If you don't believe me then ask the gods
Oh no (Oh noooo)
I thought that majestic is what I'd become
But I'm just an art kid, awkward, bi and dumb.
Paola Argueta yeah Apollo😉💕💕
you are not dumb
Same
When Luke says-I don’t care where our parents may be,as long as you are here with me,
I almost cried......WHy?aM I aLoNE
Ive memorized this now :D
angela trotta me to
chiron: my father is kronos
luke *nervous sweating*
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
Me at school:
I can tell my death is near
its almost lunch time oh gods whats that smell
It smells like someone died in that mess
Oh no!
Its almost time to be free
But I am surprised that it was a dream
Hazel; my dad is Pluto, god of the dead, that might be surprising, but that’s enough said
I waited and waited, but no one ever came, oh no.. it might be surprising, but I’m 91, while some other guys are young and 21
My pops is Apollo, God of the sun,
In his own eyes he’s the number one
When he recites his haikus, he thinks he has won
Oh no...
He keeps us up playing his guitar all night, then wakes us all with his car shining bright.
Chiron wins
yeah his dad's definetly the worst
Mhmm
Obviously. idk how I write this, i'm spanish
This one's for a friend:My dad's Hades, the god of the dead. He's thinks I like the under world but it fills me with dread. Everyone hates me and I've got no friends. Oh no.....
This is the only time that Luke was being honest
I love how everyone is singing happily and grover is in the back just fucking sobbing
Did anyone else realize this
Percy: oh noooo
Grover: oh yes percyyyy!!
Ah crap
I got voice cracks for days help
Parent issues: The musical
Luke: Oh, we're all friends here!
Me: If only they knew...
It breaks my heart when i hear Grover cry. Aaaaaaaaa :(
My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun, and healing and music all rolled into one. He left me and my mum as if his job was done, oh no(oh no) He rides around in his chariot all day, it’s not like he’d have time for me anyway.
nO GrOvEr DoNt cRy I'm nOt CrYinG WhY dO yOu aSk
Grover is so excited for his turn to sing then has a breakdown and everybody just sings louder awkwardly
"Is the food here really that bad?" A WHOLE MOOD
Okay, finally, this is my favourite
3:30 nice book 5 reference, If you don’t believe me look at the chapter when nico takes Percy to the Doors of Orpheus
I feel like Luke was trying to kill Percy right off the bat with that line at the beginning.
My mom is Hecate,
the goddess of magic
. If you made her mad,
your end would be tragic
.She's down in the Underworld,
all of time.
Waving her torch around
like some firefly.
Oh, no!
I met her once,
she turned me into a frog.
I guess she just,
wants to be left alone.
It's awful but I can never find a Hecate one
Hecate is for virgin greek boy
Mistya is for chad level 20 wizard in the forgotten realms
Got one for Nico
My dad is Hades, god of the dead,
He rules Greek hell, and fills me with dread.
But if he came to Olympus, it’d be a surprise, oh no
Oh my stepmom she hates me and my dad is a pain,
So I am a loner, and I stay away
Yea the Olympus line doesn't rhyme but it's all I could think of
And yes the second half is like Annabeth’s part. Don't hurt me pls
Grover: **crying his eyes out**
Everyone else: *ooOOOHHHH THINGS COULDN'T BE WORSE-*
aw Grover RIP Pan
Who else is sad for Grover
I want a Grover
Anna Donelan
I'll take three
I shall adopt this emotional and broken child!
I could go for a Grover
I'll take your whole stock!
Where can I buy a Grover
Hunter of Artemis:
Artemis is awesome
There's nothing wrong with being her hunter
I love Lukes voice. That ooooh nooo really do be hittin different
This is just a bunch of kids with daddy/mommy issues but bonded together by it and singing a song about their terrible life
Luke: Alright! Who's next? Ah, Eva! Your turn!
Me: My dad is Hades, he is the death,
I really hate him and now I'm depressed
I always meet him, and I slap off his face
But just in my mind 'cause he thinks that we're friends.
Oh no
I once go t'party with some mortals there
And the house with the belonger got right in the hell!
Arsenie Boca Oh! My turn
My mom Kymopoleia
Goddess of Violent Sea Storms
She is scary and she laugh like dolphin
If she really here she will kill everyone
Oh noo...(All/some of them: OH SH**/NO Chiron: language!)
No one know her but it really true
BUT SHE CUT GIANT'S HEAD WITH HER MIGHTY SHIELD
(jason&percy in background: YASS)
Luke: Who's next? Heather?
Me: My dad is Apollo,god of the sun
He also is the god of other stuff
Whenever my siblings keep trying it's not enough
I've cried myself to sleep because of this
I've slapped him once for calling a hunter a miss and flirting with them
The rumor's true, and that hunter was me! Oh no!
(OH NO!)
All your guy's is better than mine! YOU are all so creative!
Nice, but Hades is NOT death.
Thantos is death right?
I am either a child of Aries or a child of Apollo. Oh wait, my dad is Koalemos, god of stupid people.
I need a song for Ares, Apollo and Koalemos.
saloni Pradhan my dad is Ares God of War you see
He hates all his children especially me
He's sworn off caring for us not even a peep
Oh No(oh no)
My step dad hates me and my mom up and and left me one day
So, I left New Jersey and I just couldn't stay
OH THINGS COULDN'T BE WORST WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE
Here you go possible half sibling
Apollo:
My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun
But he doesn’t care, unless we have won
Every game and battle to ever exist
He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist
Oh no (oh no)
Still we shower him with pride
So hop along for a great lonely ride
saloni Pradhan Iol
Every other 'oh no' :normal
The 'oh no' Grover gets: ah shit, here we go again
LUUUUUKKKEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
"I'll bring home a boy and she's there in the nightie"
What!? I thought gods don't live with their children.
They don’t but it’s a joke about how she brings home a boy (probably wants to date him) and then Aphrodite appears
Where's Clarrise?
She didn't want to hear everyone whining.
Cupcake2006 she's not in the song, most likely because hers would be too brutal
She would probably just brag to make everyone feel bad lol
Savy heyl she wouldn't brag about having Ares as a godly parent! her father hates her! did you read sea of monsters?
Death Eaters yeah but in the last Olympian he was proud of her
I actually saw this live with my middle school once. When I learned about Be More Chill, I started freaking out because I saw George Salazar himself for free when I was in fifth grade
To Apollo!
My dad’s Apollo, god of the sun
But he doesn’t care, unless we have won
Every game and battle to ever exist
He doesn’t care, oh yes I insist
Oh no (oh no)
Still we shower him with pride
So hop along for a great lonely ride
The part where Grover is just crying in the background of the chorus 😭🤣
everyone: rhymes ten lines
Chiron: remember my lecture
I hate to be “that person”, but does anybody else see this as Luke low-key manipulating the other demigods into believing that their parents suck, so that they join the titans?
yeah i do
luke did nothing wrong the bourgeois gods who by ordering the middle proletariat to work according to market prophecies, followed luke for the workers' revolution over the bourgeois divine oppressors
The gods do suck as parents
Ares
Ares, my dad, is the war god, he's mighty
And I've seen my dad flirting with Aphrodite
He's big and he's strong, but he's often wrong
Oh, no
I once even saw him with two mortal wives
But no one scolds him 'cause they're scared of his knives!
Hades
My dad is Hades, and he's god of death
He has a cool sword, he has a cool sheath
If you ask he's dark, then the answer is yes
Oh, no
In his head are souls, abyss, and tombs, yuck!
I think he has much more darkness than me
Since he always acts as dark as he can be
Apollo
My dad's Apollo, he's god of the sun
But Artemis hates me, so now I am done
So why does she hate me? The reason is none!
Oh, no
Besides that, dad's perfect, and he's kind to me
But he is too busy to take care of me
Persephone
Persephone, my mom's the daughter of Demeter
And she always watches me away a meter
But don't ask her why, and then she will cry
Oh, no
You know, she was kidnapped by god of death
She still has a trauma living between the dead...
Honestly I thought Percy was going to say « and my life is a curse! » cause it kind of is
" Luke's " voice is so good
My dad is Hermes
The messanger god.
Even though my cabin is ‘most populated’
I never see my siblings?
When everyone songs "silence" when Percy sings "cheering"
Chiron wins
Percy: my voice sucks
Percy: sings like an 😇
Luke: who wants to go next
Me: me
Luke: ok Keira your turn
Me: I'm a daughter of Zues
King of the gods
He controls the sky and gives me a chill
Oh no
Everyone: oh no
Me: oh and also he said I'm not supposed to exist
He also compares me to Thalia.
He probably isn't my godly parent though
My dad's Apollo He loves to sing but he also loves girls and he's such a creep he think's his poems are good,but they put me to sleep. Oh no....
*Oh, things couldn't be worse*
*When your parents run the universe*
Hmm...seems like Luke finally got everyone to join him..
This is currently my fav song
Those fifteen dislikes are romans who follow Octavian
Heck yes! OCTAVIAN CAN GO DIE!!
Book: Names are powerful….
Movie: Let’s change 99.9% of the plot!
Musical: Alright! Let’s sing to the whole world about how bad the Gods are! :))