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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @AsianAndyfilms
    @AsianAndyfilms  5 лет назад +631

    Follow @asianandyfilms on twitter/insta if you want to see other stuff I get into in life.

  • @JKNation
    @JKNation 6 лет назад +10621

    The girl and the dad is 100% why Steven got banned from being a driver

    • @flyby7143
      @flyby7143 6 лет назад +422

      I wander if he gets his ass beat

    • @TheToxicity
      @TheToxicity 6 лет назад +386

      The dad literally looks like KKona

    • @er1q1
      @er1q1 6 лет назад +77

      time stamp?

    • @AgilityDZN
      @AgilityDZN 6 лет назад +302

      4:04

    • @cuckheadmcgee8490
      @cuckheadmcgee8490 6 лет назад +340

      JKNation that was so fucked lmao

  • @Erasuz.
    @Erasuz. 6 лет назад +1513

    "text from mom" never gets old 😂😂😂

    • @Atollic
      @Atollic 6 лет назад

      Erasuz ikr

    • @angled-4391
      @angled-4391 6 лет назад +4

      fuck off normie

    • @rtotheeeeee2804
      @rtotheeeeee2804 2 года назад

      “I’d ram her all the way to jail, dad can join in.”

  • @Ram-zc4fi
    @Ram-zc4fi 6 лет назад +5378

    The "I'd ram her all the way to jail" one was the cringiest

    • @lucaslugao
      @lucaslugao 6 лет назад +319

      Fuck I'm still feeling embarased D:

    • @Broekje
      @Broekje 6 лет назад +256

      That's why it was genius.

    • @HausAbendrot
      @HausAbendrot 6 лет назад +48

      That's the point.

    • @plankmeboi513
      @plankmeboi513 6 лет назад +394

      @@Yggdrasilkuru Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @blackjack5167
      @blackjack5167 6 лет назад +136

      @@plankmeboi513 damn and he likes anime he's gonna get fucked in prison

  • @UnluckyRodreas
    @UnluckyRodreas 4 года назад +690

    “Haha”
    “She’s 8 years old”
    “That’s awesome”

  • @clubmeringue
    @clubmeringue 6 лет назад +2522

    4:04 I know nothings off limits but jesus christ dude

    • @prez8443
      @prez8443 6 лет назад +116

      Ayrton Bondzanga you mean 4:00

    • @hl8808
      @hl8808 6 лет назад +11

      Ayrton Bondzanga wtf how old was she XD

    • @clubmeringue
      @clubmeringue 6 лет назад +62

      The Overboss If I had to guess 14 or under she really didn't need to hear that. Also where's the donation you're talking about haven't heard that one yet

    • @hl8808
      @hl8808 6 лет назад +8

      Ayrton Bondzanga 1:02

    • @hl8808
      @hl8808 6 лет назад +12

      Ayrton Bondzanga yeah she didn’t need to hear that the dad looked angry lol

  •  6 лет назад +4243

    interesting way to get money

  • @jimbo113
    @jimbo113 6 лет назад +1811

    The donation at 4:00 made me want to die from the cringe

    • @sentryytv8613
      @sentryytv8613 6 лет назад +1

      GOOFY Eggplant Fella hhhhhheeee

    • @rednosedshark6991
      @rednosedshark6991 5 лет назад +50

      @Steak guy [DHMIS] lmao cuz her dad was there when this donation happened and that makes it awkward

    • @JMcSports8
      @JMcSports8 5 лет назад +28

      And she looks under age

    • @captaintoad-ef6zt
      @captaintoad-ef6zt 5 лет назад +3

      eat our fish or go to hell.

    • @DaveEllen967
      @DaveEllen967 4 года назад +27

      @@lancetheking7524 my nigga who tf asked? And how do you know her age?

  • @crablover3106
    @crablover3106 6 лет назад +667

    I wonder how sweaty he gets with embarrassment and that elephant suit.

    • @dj-r0ca485
      @dj-r0ca485 4 года назад +3

      I didn't even know he was in a elephant suit lmao

  • @Verdin-jg3nu
    @Verdin-jg3nu 6 лет назад +1192

    Y’all did him dirty at 4:04

    • @jellyfishvlogs7931
      @jellyfishvlogs7931 6 лет назад +105

      Verdin 2020 for real😂😂😂 bruh I even felt awkward

    • @denk8956
      @denk8956 6 лет назад +52

      She could get i though lol

    • @Verdin-jg3nu
      @Verdin-jg3nu 6 лет назад +5

      Jellyfish Vlogs I paused the video before the tts said it I felt weird af😂

    • @shlomopornstein7364
      @shlomopornstein7364 6 лет назад +3

      that was heavy

    • @epicstarmusic9571
      @epicstarmusic9571 6 лет назад +7

      Skalmanster FBI OPEN UP!!

  • @l0gi336
    @l0gi336 6 лет назад +257

    i got one of those “feel unsafe in a uber?” ads before this vid

  • @covanb6948
    @covanb6948 6 лет назад +440

    4:00 and 6:50 *at this moment andy knew he would lose his uber licence*

  • @ky4you
    @ky4you 6 лет назад +3821

    Oh my god the donations w/ the father & daughter made me cringe to another dimension. jesus christ people.

    • @19TheJohn93
      @19TheJohn93 6 лет назад +387

      Kyleish Same here, thats just not cool anymore, its just uncomfortable

    • @thenecroking6170
      @thenecroking6170 6 лет назад +19

      Cant watch wtf

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 6 лет назад +33

      While you cringe, I cry. It's beautiful.

    • @Ninjaaa911
      @Ninjaaa911 6 лет назад +1

      @Scamps lmao haha me too i just cant xD

    • @ringzy
      @ringzy 6 лет назад +10

      I mean that's what happens when you do things like this

  • @MikaOfVinheim
    @MikaOfVinheim 6 лет назад +200

    1:55 His head fits perfectly in Andy's body.

  • @icyhot441
    @icyhot441 5 лет назад +343

    4:32 the guy behind Andy looks like the guy from dude perfect

  • @jaceplays861
    @jaceplays861 6 лет назад +1764

    Shes 8 years old. *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @Silvyu4
    @Silvyu4 6 лет назад +117

    6:40 "NO NO NO! STOP! STOP!" Look what we have here :>

    • @ishnoxx
      @ishnoxx 4 года назад +1

      Silvyu C. LMFAO

  • @DGriffiths43
    @DGriffiths43 6 лет назад +800

    Your videos give me so much second hand anxiety

  • @hammermorty3109
    @hammermorty3109 6 лет назад +109

    3:51 it HURTS SO BAD!!!

  • @ethanyetman5038
    @ethanyetman5038 6 лет назад +62

    6:40 He's hanging onto the seat and saying "STOP STOP" geeze you scared the light out of a gangsta lmao

  • @dhruv5965
    @dhruv5965 6 лет назад +1017

    Pornhub is down. Andy will have to do

  • @Anglez
    @Anglez 6 лет назад +1905

    Looool what is that intro.

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 6 лет назад +45

      a mini ascension

    • @kami8626
      @kami8626 6 лет назад +21

      idk but i love it

    • @xXdarkdekuXx
      @xXdarkdekuXx 6 лет назад +6

      I was thinking about that one that is a parody of the MGM lion but that guys snarles like a a dog in the middle.

    • @NotNerdy2Game
      @NotNerdy2Game 6 лет назад +1

      the best intro

    • @cogman8863
      @cogman8863 6 лет назад +1

      Anglez it was an old cartoon intro thing with a lion, but now it's Andy

  • @cosmokramer4703
    @cosmokramer4703 6 лет назад +58

    3:57 when he lost his Uber liscence

  • @paul20100
    @paul20100 4 года назад +86

    "She's 8 years old"
    Guy in the back : *AHAH*

  • @TopKekYoutube
    @TopKekYoutube 6 лет назад +1277

    Great video 🔥

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 6 лет назад +3

      kek

    • @fractal4284
      @fractal4284 6 лет назад +1

      Top Kek vevvvbbbvevevvvvvvveveveve

    • @VincentNYC
      @VincentNYC 6 лет назад +20

      Lol he's gonna take clips

    • @YoshuYamaki
      @YoshuYamaki 6 лет назад +1

      The intro is da best

    • @genki9836
      @genki9836 6 лет назад +4

      Hes gonna put this in a vid and put 5 mid rolls on them

  • @RobSomeKnowledge
    @RobSomeKnowledge 6 лет назад +527

    Haha my donos made it in the video 0:22 , 7:50 , 8:08
    Keep doing your thing Andy!

    • @o0Guns0o
      @o0Guns0o 6 лет назад +17

      ur comments arent faunny.

    • @RobSomeKnowledge
      @RobSomeKnowledge 6 лет назад +115

      o0Guns0o neither is your horrible spelling 😂😂

    • @danielr02
      @danielr02 6 лет назад +12

      OMG those were brilliant.

    • @theh0pester929
      @theh0pester929 6 лет назад +11

      Rob Some Knowledge lol they were pretty good jokes

    • @adrianh9326
      @adrianh9326 6 лет назад +5

      Rob Some Knowledge lmao that was hilarious dude.

  • @poopybuttfart6911
    @poopybuttfart6911 6 лет назад +526

    4:00 hard to watch

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 6 лет назад +33

      Nah. I was in High School 10 years ago. She likes it.

    • @GabeKMC
      @GabeKMC 6 лет назад +7

      YIKES

    • @lancelange9377
      @lancelange9377 6 лет назад +13

      @@PopADoseYo Is it just me or does she smile right at the end.

    • @sentinel6950
      @sentinel6950 5 лет назад +8

      @@lancelange9377 she did LMAO

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 4 года назад

      @@PopADoseYo bruh

  • @ariannacarreno5788
    @ariannacarreno5788 6 лет назад +84

    This is the type of quality content that I live and breath for.

    • @fridgegang6827
      @fridgegang6827 6 лет назад

      arianna carreno I would just like to tell you your profile pic is amazing I was on the verge of suicide until I saw it

    • @jorugarushia9167
      @jorugarushia9167 6 лет назад

      Is that, Saiyan Nigel from The Wild Dragonberries?

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @Blackrew
    @Blackrew 6 лет назад +76

    3:56 awkward as hell afterwards I bet lmao

  • @kudvathecrab666
    @kudvathecrab666 6 лет назад +80

    Honestly i see a lot of shameless effortless youtube content. But HONESTLY, this dude deserves all the money he gets. He is putting himself through straight shit to give us a fun time

  • @mr.blueitachi5258
    @mr.blueitachi5258 5 лет назад +93

    She's 8 years old
    Guy : *HEHE this is awesome* 1:16
    *THE FBI IS LOOKING FOR THIS GUY'S IDENTITY AND LOCATION*

  • @awhbow8402
    @awhbow8402 6 лет назад +80

    "This morning when I started my car it was like vvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvvvv.vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"

  • @RobMrSpaghetti
    @RobMrSpaghetti 6 лет назад +1125

    How did Uber unban you lmao

    • @nuzx6612
      @nuzx6612 6 лет назад +188

      This is an old video

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 6 лет назад +66

      Literally look at the first part. Same people. Also his korea streams are here from awhile ago. Common sense

    • @RobMrSpaghetti
      @RobMrSpaghetti 6 лет назад +1

      WAZZUPPGaming oh

    • @2Soxxx
      @2Soxxx 6 лет назад +6

      Hey everybody what’s up rob spaghetti here

    • @brandonsurreyguy
      @brandonsurreyguy 5 лет назад

      That would be hilarious if they did for the content well what happened to Asian Andy did he have to quit

  • @landuneauto
    @landuneauto 6 лет назад +69

    The guys in the hats were totally hammered and wasted

  • @gytisnorkus527
    @gytisnorkus527 6 лет назад +46

    2:31 omfg i was drinking my coffee and i spew it out all over my screen
    feelsbadman

  • @Strangeman96
    @Strangeman96 6 лет назад +168

    Andy this the content i wanna see not locking urself up in an empty room for 72 hours. U need to get back on the street or ur car to produce that awesome outstanding content we are all looking for! :)

    • @LittlePsycho
      @LittlePsycho 6 лет назад +5

      Strangeman96 that stream was the best tho

    • @PeaceManBro
      @PeaceManBro 6 лет назад +6

      Strangeman96 Duse the 72 hour stream was legendary

  • @how9822
    @how9822 4 года назад +7

    1:53 that emoji thing fits the guy on the left's head perfectly XD

  • @eggyolkgaming2575
    @eggyolkgaming2575 6 лет назад +162

    Lol wtf that tweaker dude wasn't even saying words just random grunts and sounds

    • @DrDinkle
      @DrDinkle 6 лет назад +18

      8:40 lmao wtf

    • @julius8012
      @julius8012 6 лет назад +5

      He drunk nigga

    • @pauljohnson2451
      @pauljohnson2451 4 года назад +4

      @@DrDinkle "hells yeah"
      *sniffs aggressively deep*

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 4 года назад +7

    3:58 I had to pause when the text faded onscreen, I can’t do this man

  • @beornshelley6772
    @beornshelley6772 3 года назад +2

    5:32 sorry my mans, she laughed a little too hard at that 😂😂

  • @lancetheking7524
    @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +5

    5:25
    You roasted him, damn. "its small but its fine"
    seriously damn

  • @ggbasiQ
    @ggbasiQ 5 лет назад +13

    You guys look like a cute couple
    Passenger: hahaha that's hilarious, i'd never be into that haha...unless?

  • @JoyHomfeld
    @JoyHomfeld 5 лет назад +46

    "I'd ram her all the way to jail."
    They cringed at him for speaking the truth.

  • @Stormtrooper660
    @Stormtrooper660 6 лет назад +55

    *0:47*
    *CoWorker donated $3!*
    *Message from Co Worker. He looks perfect for what we need, bring him in to the warehouse.*

  • @MsMozymozart
    @MsMozymozart 6 лет назад +12

    1:56 fits perfectly on his head

  • @originalSiiiN
    @originalSiiiN 6 лет назад +3

    "Asa llama lay koom" dude knew EXACTLY how to type that up for the computer XD

  • @karlisyourpapi8479
    @karlisyourpapi8479 6 лет назад +50

    Some of you have no chill in these donos lmao.

  • @RogerBLEU
    @RogerBLEU 6 лет назад +23

    "she's 8 years old"
    haha awesome

  • @dylan4582
    @dylan4582 6 лет назад +7

    Hey Andy, I’ve been having a rough time and I just found your videos and they make me feel happy and in a better mood. Thank you

  • @alucardx8589
    @alucardx8589 5 лет назад +6

    lol the part where it said "lock the door this man is wanted in several countries"

  • @GUFFmaster97
    @GUFFmaster97 6 лет назад +5

    1:43 This dude getting roasted in the first and second part is hilarious lmao

  • @cerberusleviath4575
    @cerberusleviath4575 6 лет назад +2

    It’s funny how that guy almost jumped out of the car at 6:45 because the donations made and cop and drug joke😂

  • @hectort6370
    @hectort6370 6 лет назад +25

    You made it on the news you legend

  • @jamesyswift852
    @jamesyswift852 4 года назад +8

    1:51 he is actually so cute I’m jealous ;-;

  • @LilTyqreece1
    @LilTyqreece1 3 года назад +4

    Andy: tries to have a good conversation with passengers
    Passengers: Hi.
    Andy: Wanna see what happens when I *ascend* ?

  • @reymundoramirez2756
    @reymundoramirez2756 5 лет назад +2

    9:50 he looked like he did wanna smell his finger 😂

  • @laksamanasuhendra5868
    @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 года назад +7

    4:02 damn this guy crossed the line

  • @daryl1241
    @daryl1241 4 года назад +1

    Someone should dono like
    "10 seconds till the bomb explode, 10, 9, 8,...
    8:10 nevermind HAHAHAHAHA

  • @wrath9515
    @wrath9515 5 лет назад +7

    Makes money from donations
    Makes money from RUclips
    Makes money from Uber
    This man is making P

  • @poorlybus417
    @poorlybus417 5 лет назад +5

    8:11 "Enjoy your 72 virgins" 😂😂

  • @Oracle2448
    @Oracle2448 5 лет назад +3

    3:11 "At least your not naked" lmfao

  • @justpette1503
    @justpette1503 6 лет назад

    Oh wow 3:55 was hardcore I think I'd be really feeling embarrassed as fuck at this point lol.

  • @raider7265
    @raider7265 4 года назад +7

    3:56 is why we can’t have nice things

  • @landuneauto
    @landuneauto 6 лет назад +72

    Text To Speech: "only homos wear striped shirts"
    Guy: (continues to look at shirt)

  • @connorrvuuu
    @connorrvuuu 6 лет назад +4

    1:03 I want that on my gravestone 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

  • @juiceboxhater1721
    @juiceboxhater1721 6 лет назад +11

    Been waiting for this.

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 6 лет назад +104

    Omg lol

    • @LetsGoRunNoww
      @LetsGoRunNoww 6 лет назад

      Omg i love youuuu

    • @BulletAgario
      @BulletAgario 6 лет назад

      Rebelle you have subs wtf

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +1

      *Read in Text to Speech Voice:*
      Rebz you are not pretty take that makeup off kekekekekek

    • @daddyzoro2507
      @daddyzoro2507 4 года назад

      @@LetsGoRunNoww simp 👊

  • @TURTLEMAN
    @TURTLEMAN 4 года назад +11

    So he makes money while doing the Uber driving, live streams it and gets money from donations, and as revenue when you upload it to RUclips. Genius

  • @zandbye
    @zandbye 6 лет назад +4

    "im a north korean agent" Thats so good

  • @chaseelliott8578
    @chaseelliott8578 4 года назад

    1:06 the way the guy in the back doesn't even question a thing and just laughs is hilarious

  • @wolfx5728
    @wolfx5728 6 лет назад +28

    8:49 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂

  • @tapwater9435
    @tapwater9435 5 лет назад +1

    Text to speech:*text from mom*
    Andy:*why do I hear boss music?*

  • @Brentrades
    @Brentrades 6 лет назад +3

    Andy you're under rated af. I appreciate you bro

  • @hahachannelgo8743
    @hahachannelgo8743 6 лет назад +2

    4:12 when your playing legend of zelda breath of the wild and your stamina’s low

  • @fitflicks-s
    @fitflicks-s 6 лет назад +16

    At 2:27 I WAS DONE FOR!!!! XD XD XD I NEVER SUB TO EVERYONE BECAUSE I GET A LOT NOTIFICATIONS BUT THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD XD edit: and yes I subbed

  • @CaptainKronkers
    @CaptainKronkers 6 лет назад +2

    He's basically working two jobs. Andy is a genius

  • @kezu109
    @kezu109 6 лет назад +15

    7:03 that red van looks like Lil Pump's Esketit van xD

  • @jesusdiaz4476
    @jesusdiaz4476 6 лет назад +2

    Andy you have the biggest balls. You always do things other people dont dare do.

  • @TrigonometricTimmy
    @TrigonometricTimmy 5 лет назад +5

    3:33
    Guy: nine
    Andy: get your facts right
    Germans nine mean no????

  • @FearedIce-9813
    @FearedIce-9813 5 лет назад +2

    3:20 I was crying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rcnsweaty_kid_ray4235
    @rcnsweaty_kid_ray4235 5 лет назад +6

    2:12 funniest part for me
    Like if this is a funny part also 😂😂😂

    • @patrick4002
      @patrick4002 5 лет назад +1

      Shut up fortnite player. Your profile pic is garbage

  • @Boy-hell-nawl
    @Boy-hell-nawl 6 лет назад +3

    2:26 I lost it all 😂😂

  • @MikeyFnBrennan
    @MikeyFnBrennan 6 лет назад +93

    Hahahaha

    • @kwekkweklasing7100
      @kwekkweklasing7100 4 года назад +4

      When a verified youtuber gets low likes after 2 years

    • @getbacktroy
      @getbacktroy 4 года назад

      Aww

    • @user-nj9ll6em8k
      @user-nj9ll6em8k 4 года назад

      @@kwekkweklasing7100 your dumb. Means nothing to be verified anymore. My brother has 200k subs uploading remixes and veri

    • @dukejc1111
      @dukejc1111 3 года назад +1

      @@user-nj9ll6em8k Actually your dumb, verified people tend to get more likes even if their comment isn’t funny.

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +3

    4:20 He's so cute though.
    (the passenger ofc)

  • @James-xb2yj
    @James-xb2yj 4 года назад +3

    10:33 he actually has a point. freeing yourself from the concern of others is ascending.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 5 лет назад +2

    Haha! “Be patient, this is his time driving a car, and he’s Asian.”

  •  6 лет назад +46

    8:11 CmonBruh

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 6 лет назад

      @theplayboymaster and there not the people who get your computer working

  • @emeralduwu3143
    @emeralduwu3143 4 года назад +1

    It’s funny how you can just ruin this mans day with $3

  • @xristoss8275
    @xristoss8275 6 лет назад +3

    3:55 I lost it😂😂

  • @Jrojasusa
    @Jrojasusa 3 года назад

    3:54 “who tf is that?”😂😂😂

  • @lukeanakin6575
    @lukeanakin6575 5 лет назад +5

    Damn I can't imagine how Arab Andy's version of this would have been like if he never got arrested 😅

  • @G0LUX
    @G0LUX 5 лет назад +2

    2:18 if Kim Jong-un worked for Uber

  • @RedasKG
    @RedasKG 6 лет назад +3

    The best part i found in this video is
    The intro

  • @slimkid9061
    @slimkid9061 5 лет назад +1

    8:30-8:37 that guys drunk as a skunk lol

  • @0pticG4mer
    @0pticG4mer 6 лет назад +149

    That intro got me loling so hard i shit

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 6 лет назад

    3:10 I started dying when she said at least you're not naked

  • @harringtonmiles
    @harringtonmiles 4 года назад +7

    8:42 That dude is giving me weird vibes

    • @zeke3103
      @zeke3103 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xurath8039
      @xurath8039 4 года назад

      He just drunk slap his head and he will be ok

    • @TheOneEyedMac
      @TheOneEyedMac 4 года назад +2

      He drunk af

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 5 лет назад +2

    3:49 Umm, somebody’s SUUUUUPER drunk. Well, or SUUUUUPER high.

  • @jays5169
    @jays5169 6 лет назад +274

    One day someone will find this comment.

  • @theawakechristian6576
    @theawakechristian6576 4 года назад +1

    Respect to these people who have humor in the cars