MESSED Up RIDDLES Your Smartest Friend CAN'T Solve

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  • @Riley98414
    @Riley98414 Год назад +19

    Watching in 2023, he never gets old absolutely adore Matt

  • @leojosueandariannathecrazy6551
    @leojosueandariannathecrazy6551 4 года назад +42

    8:01 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xdgamer3382
      @xdgamer3382 4 года назад

      Leojosueandarianna The crazys I did to

    • @carriehargrove3890
      @carriehargrove3890 4 года назад

      Really you're just going to have to say that

  • @zhiyaromg8365
    @zhiyaromg8365 2 года назад +5

    4:04 me when I pass school without any fails

  • @andricerobinson3029
    @andricerobinson3029 9 месяцев назад +4

    I used to not be able to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator but apparently now I can

  • @jmeritt
    @jmeritt 3 года назад +12

    4:06. Add a “NOOOOO” to that.
    Me when I find a spider on my pillow

  • @baltothewolf4905
    @baltothewolf4905 4 года назад +87

    Who else can't tell the difference between a alligator and a crocodile

    • @foxi9009
      @foxi9009 4 года назад

      Me

    • @br3st1nf3ction6
      @br3st1nf3ction6 4 года назад +5

      I think a alligator have U shaped nose and a crocodile has a V shaped nose

    • @reneorozco100
      @reneorozco100 4 года назад

      I know the difference

    • @wolflover-ex3wh
      @wolflover-ex3wh 4 года назад +2

      A aligater is lager in sized and a crocadile is smaller ( true facts

    • @Addiray123
      @Addiray123 4 года назад

      BaltoTheWolf idk

  • @aadamhussain9323
    @aadamhussain9323 Год назад +1

    "1X2=1."
    -Matthew Smith 2019

  • @hcervi3536
    @hcervi3536 2 года назад +1

    I like that he says get that out of here

  • @neonthunder05
    @neonthunder05 4 года назад +22

    2:40 it can’t carry a child and the dad at the same time

    • @purpleskies8076
      @purpleskies8076 4 года назад +1

      NeonThunder PLEASE SUB TO MY CHANNEL!

    • @olibrr.
      @olibrr. 4 года назад +2

      Moody Potato you think I’m finna sub to yo gacha life lookin ass

    • @tristanlatimer9916
      @tristanlatimer9916 4 года назад +1

      MSN_Clout x you are dumb

    • @Brianelys_
      @Brianelys_ Год назад

      Yeah cuz according to what the text said.
      2 child:1 adult
      So one adult and a child would be a bit to much weight for the boat

    • @Calebroeer6
      @Calebroeer6 4 месяца назад

      That is so funny

  • @tommielecompte1584
    @tommielecompte1584 4 года назад +59

    me: orders merch
    me on christmas: opens iphone 11 gift
    mom: reads shirt
    me: *... BASS BOOST INTENSIFIES*

  • @_nezuko_kamado01
    @_nezuko_kamado01 Год назад +1

    AND HOW WAS THAT NOT AN ALPACA!? 🦙

  • @gingergingey8271
    @gingergingey8271 Год назад

    turtles are water dwellers tortoises are land dwellers

  • @jas2034
    @jas2034 4 года назад +20

    no one:
    Who has been here before 2019???? lmaoo

  • @goodgrief917
    @goodgrief917 4 года назад +8

    All his funniest kids test answers videos finally paid off

  • @markocortez4665
    @markocortez4665 Год назад +1

    Merry Christmas DangMattSmith

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 9 месяцев назад +1

    I like PLATYPUSES! lol (idk if that’s the PLURAL of platypus………….? lol)

  • @ellomay876
    @ellomay876 4 года назад +17

    A good substitute for kill:
    Game end.

  • @h4rumony
    @h4rumony 4 года назад +16

    “1 times 2 is 1”
    - DangMattSmith

    • @lucapascal1240
      @lucapascal1240 4 года назад

      Omg i know I paused to se a mesege like this

    • @h4rumony
      @h4rumony 4 года назад

      Fred Wilkins Jr he said 1

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 4 года назад

      1 times 2 is 1 - dang Matt Smith

  • @oscarhidalgo2180
    @oscarhidalgo2180 7 месяцев назад

    Did you know that alligators cannot eat for up to three years?

  • @izaacgodfreyaranas5778
    @izaacgodfreyaranas5778 2 года назад +1

    i love it if you say get that outtaa here

  • @AFCKingDavid
    @AFCKingDavid 4 года назад +18

    _get that out of here-_. dang Matt Smith 2019

  • @subjectredrum6133
    @subjectredrum6133 4 года назад +18

    Bruh for the zombie door it says “There WAS a zombie” lol

    • @iamhorizons3300
      @iamhorizons3300 4 года назад

      subject redrum stolen

    • @subjectredrum6133
      @subjectredrum6133 4 года назад

      IAmHorizions this isn’t stolen are you just one of those idiots who go around checking people? Fuck off dumbass

  • @abigaelcostanzo8379
    @abigaelcostanzo8379 Год назад +1

    I love foxes so much 💓 and dogs

  • @rikuitkonen7075
    @rikuitkonen7075 Год назад +1

    12:48 1 times 2 =1😂

  • @queen_keiii7640
    @queen_keiii7640 3 года назад +16

    Crazy how a tiktok ad from you popped up when I first clicked on the video lmao

    • @destinygorbett5545
      @destinygorbett5545 3 года назад +1

      They have to be 0 or so people to be a good man 503inches a new person who is 0 or a person who pays attention

  • @xxfluffycloudsxx
    @xxfluffycloudsxx 4 года назад +6

    Matt: 1 x 2 is 1
    Me: ... 😂😂 sure 12:50

  • @mzreeforeman300
    @mzreeforeman300 Год назад +1

    My favorite animals are puppies sloths and kittens 🐈‍⬛

  • @fredseiler6775
    @fredseiler6775 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro u good fr😂

  • @shanesoleilscb4250
    @shanesoleilscb4250 4 года назад +21

    Matt: I got no friends ahaha.
    Reaction Time, AzzyLand, and Infinite: *ArE wE a JoKe To YoU!?*

  • @Jabutyquiqui
    @Jabutyquiqui 4 года назад +14

    I have a feeling he watched this vid off camera and then Re did it on camera

  • @JackDavis-uz3yb
    @JackDavis-uz3yb 4 месяца назад +1

    I love watching your videos

  • @bellahcampos3813
    @bellahcampos3813 Год назад

    When Matt threw the glasses
    The glasses: this is what you get for throwing me in the air
    Matt: owww

  • @thewalkinglivinglegend4625
    @thewalkinglivinglegend4625 4 года назад +42

    Merry Christmas

  • @squirmydawormy1333
    @squirmydawormy1333 4 года назад +21

    Who else hyped for Christmas 🎄

    • @falconswiss5217
      @falconswiss5217 4 года назад

      Me!

    • @brittneybokus1525
      @brittneybokus1525 4 года назад

      Me caz my name jeeeeesssfffffffffffffyyyyyyyyy

    • @seizhabearplaysyt4951
      @seizhabearplaysyt4951 4 года назад

      I did the woah for Christmas

    • @ChildOfTheLight4869
      @ChildOfTheLight4869 4 года назад

      I love Christmas!
      🎵Deck the halls, with boughs of holly,
      Fa-la-la-la-la-la...🎶
      After all, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!
      A time to spend with family, open gifts, etc.
      But most importantly:
      Celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
      (You either believe or you don’t.)
      (Try to) have a great day/night/holidays, everyone!
      Love. Hope. Peace.

    • @newspapers.
      @newspapers. 4 года назад

      It's February -_- 2020

  • @brendawomack5519
    @brendawomack5519 Год назад

    Bro got roasted by Siri😂😂😂

  • @kimserieux5963
    @kimserieux5963 2 года назад

    Don't worry I will be your friend Matt We will all be there for you

  • @Lamtanming
    @Lamtanming 4 года назад +4

    Puppies and kittens are my favorite animal

  • @peyton5938
    @peyton5938 4 года назад +13

    My favorite animal is a sloth Merry Christmas

  • @JJJ-zi9qj
    @JJJ-zi9qj Год назад

    Lol the funny part is when he see he knew about llamas and he guessd it rong lol

  • @arcage_0132
    @arcage_0132 2 года назад

    The desert would be too cold at night, deserts have two extreme temperatures

  • @fistfullcoronation3512
    @fistfullcoronation3512 4 года назад +20

    When you actually knew the battle king richard III died

  • @noahv6285
    @noahv6285 4 года назад +14

    12:48 “Wait 1 x 2 is 1! Yeah I could have taught math!”
    Me:
    Hah! I’d finally be smarter than my teacher!😅

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 4 года назад

      @Noah VanderKlok yeah I heard that too and I was like “you mean one squared is one...”

    • @teresitaplevin5506
      @teresitaplevin5506 4 года назад

      Noah VanderKlok you’re wrong

    • @noahv6285
      @noahv6285 4 года назад

      Teresita Plevin, youre right, I am smarter than my current math teacher:)

  • @hillarymaurer
    @hillarymaurer Год назад +1

    Happy new year 🎉

  • @Edit_bluex
    @Edit_bluex 4 месяца назад

    Watching this in 2024 bro never gets old

  • @isatakanneh848
    @isatakanneh848 4 года назад +10

    *Title:* How did she survive
    Me:hOw DiD sHe FaLl???
    *Riddle logic is real*

  • @MJ-er5ll
    @MJ-er5ll 4 года назад +10

    The one that did not say the answer was 12+5+3=20.

  • @kittycatbella9783
    @kittycatbella9783 2 года назад +1

    It was jaguar because jaguars have spots inside spots

  • @arianna.alpedro
    @arianna.alpedro 8 месяцев назад +1

    If Matt teaches math I would be sure to go to that school ❤

  • @Never_gonna_give_you_up789
    @Never_gonna_give_you_up789 4 года назад +11

    I better not be the only one who researched if alligators can actually live for 2 years without food.

  • @kaveman1564
    @kaveman1564 4 года назад +92

    Matt: "I can teach math"
    Everyone: "No you cant"
    Matt "1x2 =1"
    Everyone else: "Yeah, no you cant
    12:46

  • @stormyloversyt
    @stormyloversyt 2 года назад

    Tbh I think that the kidnappers are kinda dumb because they literally put a gun in there and knew he was going to do that because it is a gun! 😂

  • @Samandcolbyfan14
    @Samandcolbyfan14 Год назад

    did u really have a pet rabbit before? "I've had a pet rabbit before" Dangmattsmith 20023

  • @voidwalkerg625
    @voidwalkerg625 4 года назад +11

    -Sees 'Alpaca'-
    Me: MineCraft llamas look like that.

  • @mystic._.lights3244
    @mystic._.lights3244 3 года назад +4

    “Can you find two same emoji‘s?”
    Idk, can I

  • @laqundrabarnett4141
    @laqundrabarnett4141 Год назад +1

    My Favorite Animal Are Rabbits 🐇💗

  • @KenKenWhite
    @KenKenWhite 11 месяцев назад

    I’m eating Frosted Flakes

  • @corajones7907
    @corajones7907 3 года назад +4

    i love how he says "GET THAT OUTA HERE

  • @bobashake8386
    @bobashake8386 4 года назад +56

    Matt Smith:I don't deserve these glasses
    Glasses:you don't want me fine*hits on head*
    Matt Smith:ow

  • @mason8717
    @mason8717 2 года назад

    My favorite animal is Dang Matt Smith legooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cherylgentillon2111
    @cherylgentillon2111 Год назад

    Why do nicks eyes look like that 😂😂

  • @HoM1325
    @HoM1325 4 года назад +35

    4:06
    When it snows and school gets cancelled

  • @mahmoudfarargy8362
    @mahmoudfarargy8362 4 года назад +22

    "Don't hate, congratulate! " ~DangMattsmith

    • @nurseallison09
      @nurseallison09 Год назад

      It says translate to English so your not English lol

    • @Cam0o
      @Cam0o Год назад

      @@nurseallison09yh lol same for md

  • @thomasmorgan4837
    @thomasmorgan4837 Год назад

    When he said 1 x 2 is one I bursted out laughing ( also if there is a small 2 next to a number it means it is squared so the number x itself so 3 squared is 9

  • @itsemanitime4499
    @itsemanitime4499 Год назад

    Don't worry Matt we can be your friends.🙂

  • @truestoryagb
    @truestoryagb 4 года назад +61

    1 times 2 is 1
    Dangmattsmith
    -2019
    Omg this is the most likes I got

    • @maureenminder5020
      @maureenminder5020 4 года назад +3

      Kai236 the riddle really meant that you times each number by itself

    • @truestoryagb
      @truestoryagb 4 года назад +2

      Maureen Minder ok

    • @miklo1980
      @miklo1980 4 года назад +2

      Kai236 *bruh*

    • @Lincuka1028
      @Lincuka1028 4 года назад

      its 2

    • @randomblueguy
      @randomblueguy 4 года назад +1

      @Baryk 10
      You must be really fun at parties

  • @cheyannerady2955
    @cheyannerady2955 4 года назад +13

    When u said u don’t have friends I’m your friends

  • @katelynrutledge6656
    @katelynrutledge6656 8 месяцев назад

    The difference between an alpaca and a llama is an alpacas face doesn't have fur on it and a llama does

  • @-wolfie--wolfie-6479
    @-wolfie--wolfie-6479 4 года назад +13

    3:56 i think it was 20 cuz 12+5+3=20? Xd im bad at math 🤣✌🥺💕💓

  • @-athazagoraphobia-1042
    @-athazagoraphobia-1042 4 года назад +9

    It’s scary how most of these riddles involve murder or kidnapping😳

    • @emilystoian7157
      @emilystoian7157 Год назад

      I- it’s the creators cry for help help them

  • @kittycatbella9783
    @kittycatbella9783 2 года назад +1

    My favorite animal is a kitten

  • @SH43IFF
    @SH43IFF 25 дней назад

    2:02 “I don’t deserve theese glasse-OW”

  • @katelyndalley9384
    @katelyndalley9384 3 года назад +8

    Matt: I love llamas i know this one.
    Matt: *Gets it wrong*
    Matt: guess i don't love llamas.. :o

  • @kendal6886
    @kendal6886 4 года назад +9

    "That's crazy that a crocodile can live 2 years without being kidnapped!"
    -dangmattsmith

  • @alonathomas7387
    @alonathomas7387 Год назад

    I love kittens and I love puppies and frenchies as well❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @clairesinnott5101
    @clairesinnott5101 Год назад

    Wolf wolf DOG!!🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

  • @galaxywolf5584
    @galaxywolf5584 4 года назад +14

    My favourite animal is, Giraffe, Lion, Snake. I got 19 points

  • @eggs2314
    @eggs2314 4 года назад +12

    My fav animal is a fox 🦊

  • @richardphillips8895
    @richardphillips8895 2 года назад +1

    Yep I got all of the answers correctly because I’m smart

  • @jabersalem8775
    @jabersalem8775 Год назад +1

    My best and super cute I know it’s steal stuffRaccoon they’re super cute I wish I had one

  • @bellasvlogs9696
    @bellasvlogs9696 4 года назад +144

    no one:
    matt: “you can live two years without being kid napped”

  • @claytoncarlson6980
    @claytoncarlson6980 4 года назад +6

    The alligator can actually survive without food fo three years

  • @Nexuk0.Ch4n
    @Nexuk0.Ch4n Год назад

    Nah bro why am I typing this in Christmas 2022 then he did this vid in Christmas 2019💀😭

  • @LSU.prod9
    @LSU.prod9 5 месяцев назад

    My favorite animal is dogs and cats and fishes because every morning I get up and feed my fish and then now I have 11 pets

  • @lowski6521
    @lowski6521 4 года назад +47

    Who has been a huge fan of Matt before 2019
    👇🏻

  • @toomintyp
    @toomintyp 4 года назад +468

    4:06
    *Me when I finally get an answer correct in class.*

    • @Kii.an.a
      @Kii.an.a 4 года назад +25

      *when I get 100% on a test*

    • @Jmcfrmtrefo
      @Jmcfrmtrefo 4 года назад +12

      Big facts bro

    • @miklo1980
      @miklo1980 4 года назад +11

      J1XX The Name nah, small facts

    • @cdazyy5132
      @cdazyy5132 4 года назад +9

      Straight facts thi😂

    • @yes-yo5vn
      @yes-yo5vn 4 года назад +10

      Uwu

  • @redvix1190
    @redvix1190 2 года назад

    All those are my favorite I love them all even dinosaurs and dragons and monsters

  • @ItzZakiraMizuki
    @ItzZakiraMizuki Год назад +2

    20 for the one you didn’t solve 😊

  • @smahmsa
    @smahmsa 4 года назад +87

    “which state does the amazon river flow?”
    me: in amazon.

    • @kabira1677
      @kabira1677 4 года назад

      Hello There yo my soulmate

    • @WOW-ho9lv
      @WOW-ho9lv 4 года назад

      Weird. There’s an Amazon HQ in England. (Ik this is a joke don’t come @ me)

    • @gamingcat567
      @gamingcat567 4 года назад

      irk

    • @smahmsa
      @smahmsa 4 года назад

      lol

    • @connory8222
      @connory8222 4 года назад

      @@WOW-ho9lv -GETS R/WOSHED

  • @itamebeds9546
    @itamebeds9546 4 года назад +34

    when he said “we got everything” do u have my dad

    • @justinburlage1812
      @justinburlage1812 4 года назад +3

      @Arden Gallagher Lol wtf. You said that's good like that doesn't even make any god damn sense like *BRUH*

    • @itamebeds9546
      @itamebeds9546 4 года назад +1

      @Arden Gallagher are you saying is good that my dad left me?

    • @3vaax
      @3vaax 4 года назад +1

      Same come back dad 😢

    • @NurseGrei
      @NurseGrei 3 года назад

      You Garbage😆😆😆😄😁😃😀

  • @Fossils21
    @Fossils21 Год назад +1

    I’m smarter than dang Matt smith

  • @brokenfingerz3481
    @brokenfingerz3481 2 года назад

    7:31
    Beretta:
    Matt: Glock
    Beretta: ...

  • @itzflame5523
    @itzflame5523 3 года назад +5

    Matt: DONT go with the Zombie
    A second ago
    I CAN RUN OUT THAT ZOMBIE

  • @SuperMarioFan156
    @SuperMarioFan156 4 года назад +84

    “You can live 2 years without being kidnapped” - Dangmattsmith 2019 😂😂😂

  • @viviannesoria5923
    @viviannesoria5923 Год назад +1

    I love cute prosperous

  • @ticudumitrascu6653
    @ticudumitrascu6653 2 года назад +1

    Fox,cats and wolf

  • @duran891
    @duran891 4 года назад +27

    Him: all kids should know their animals
    Me:getting it wrong

  • @ebonythomas7027
    @ebonythomas7027 4 года назад +9

    merry christmas

  • @Trolling_69_21
    @Trolling_69_21 2 года назад

    I love Krokodile and Alicater

  • @Forest_Horses_77
    @Forest_Horses_77 Год назад

    My favorite animal is a Fox and a Husky

  • @kidsquad867
    @kidsquad867 4 года назад +39

    Who else is scrolling down while watching 😂