Heavenly Bodies w/ Sean

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @NecroyashaSayuri
    @NecroyashaSayuri 2 года назад +5678

    "If only we had a third friend."
    Bob: Maybe you shouldn't have been such a meanie.

    • @bethanymann3634
      @bethanymann3634 2 года назад +93

      Lmao why did I hear it in his exact voice

    • @lotrdude13
      @lotrdude13 2 года назад +27

      If only this game allowed for more than 2 haha, it'd be hilarious to have all 3 playing this game

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 2 года назад +9

      @@lotrdude13 or even better...all 4

    • @theblah4341
      @theblah4341 2 года назад +9

      @@bethanymann3634 With the exact high-pitch emphasis on the word "meanie" and everything

    • @mollynguyen8101
      @mollynguyen8101 Год назад

      6:55

  • @nathanbohlig6931
    @nathanbohlig6931 2 года назад +5087

    "It needs a wrench!"
    Crowbar: *sildes neatly into place*

  • @AnriSeanScott
    @AnriSeanScott 2 года назад +2416

    Sean: " _You_ can be my gravity!"
    Mark: "I'll keep you grounded. I'm your rock."
    Sean: "You're holding me down..."
    Mark: "Alright, I'll let go..."
    Whole romance drama between the two in the span of 15s

  • @s0nb0y
    @s0nb0y 2 года назад +5922

    "If only we had a third friend to do the rest."
    Bob: Karma hits hard, doesn't it?

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 2 года назад +73

      @KelvinBB ok, but who asked for your opinion?

    • @shotarosann3914
      @shotarosann3914 2 года назад +50

      @KelvinBB Who are you?

    • @horis472
      @horis472 2 года назад +40

      @KelvinBB Why are you?

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 2 года назад +39

      @KelvinBB When are you?

    • @deimos351
      @deimos351 2 года назад +33

      @KelvinBB
      What are you?

  • @the_solomon_sage8431
    @the_solomon_sage8431 2 года назад +4120

    Mark and Sean's experience summed up: "BRING ME NEWTON'S HEAD"

  • @TheWolfDawg
    @TheWolfDawg 2 года назад +1296

    Sean when Bob leaves the discord: “aww, Bob”
    Mark: “Ha-ha!!”

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 2 года назад +4

      I mean, I don’t know if people thought about using a crowbar in that situation. Hell, first time I did this, apparently (spoilers)
      You can pry it with a racket

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 2 года назад

      @@spencertang5155 that's actually one of the challenges

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 2 года назад

      @@soupcangaming662 Ik, it’s why I put spoilers.

  • @flextronlol
    @flextronlol 2 года назад +3032

    me: "mom can we go watch in space with markiplier?"
    mom: "we have in space with markiplier at home"
    in space with markiplier at home:

    • @rachellois2968
      @rachellois2968 2 года назад +65

      When he said our captains dead… foreshadowing?👀/j

    • @meatballman9745
      @meatballman9745 2 года назад +11

      @@rachellois2968 hmmmmmmmm.... 🤔

    • @proweird0593
      @proweird0593 2 года назад +7

      @kavetion good joke my guy actually had me laughing 😁🖒

    • @khorvair
      @khorvair 2 года назад +3

      @kavetion bro that was a really good joke, very impressive

    • @anomatoor
      @anomatoor 2 года назад +2

      @kavetion what is centent. Learn to spell.

  • @TXWalkingBanana
    @TXWalkingBanana 2 года назад +4971

    What if all astronauts were like this?
    "He's a maniac, MANIAC!"
    "Dude, put boobs on that calculator"
    "Houston, we've completely given up"

    • @lithominium9955
      @lithominium9955 2 года назад +268

      i dont think youve read the apollo 11 transcripts

    • @jugganaut33
      @jugganaut33 2 года назад +324

      They are actually like this.
      I’m pretty sure some of the Apollo audios were released. The audios between each Huston check and rendezvous/burn.
      And they are just chatting complete shit. Literally.
      In Apollo 10 they let a turd float around the capsule for an entire day because none of them would own up to it .

    • @BigGrabowski
      @BigGrabowski 2 года назад +150

      @@jugganaut33 The turd story is amazing. Such a human behavior, I love it!

    • @rubymoore8249
      @rubymoore8249 2 года назад +20

      They are tho 😂😂😂 at least I'd like to hope!!!

    • @jessicawhatley1220
      @jessicawhatley1220 2 года назад +151

      They're not far off. Look up "astronaut gorilla suit", the dude snuck a full-size gorilla outfit on board and scared the bejeezus out of crew. It was recorded on camera, so... Enjoy that. C:

  • @nicoleann9384
    @nicoleann9384 2 года назад +749

    When mark said “he’s a maniac, maniac on the floor” I instantly think of the raft episode of Wade bugging out with the bear head and mark singing the same line with the sound effects too 😂

    • @Mieko_Chii
      @Mieko_Chii 2 года назад +11

      I remembered it too when he started singing 🤣

    • @ideaammo3650
      @ideaammo3650 2 года назад +5

      we are the same

    • @howlin_meifwayt988
      @howlin_meifwayt988 2 года назад +4

      I sing that version every time I hear that song XD

    • @ideaammo3650
      @ideaammo3650 2 года назад +6

      anytime i hear that song, the Wade bear dancing is what comes up first

    • @bassettehound
      @bassettehound 2 года назад

      Same

  • @simply_a_clown
    @simply_a_clown 2 года назад +14096

    Learning that Bob was in the discord before makes that joke about having a third friend so much funnier

    • @elijahclev
      @elijahclev 2 года назад +394

      @Lite Cosmo bro no one asked 💀

    • @channelname8383
      @channelname8383 2 года назад +483

      LITE COSMO IS GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!
      [Markiplier] IS WAY BETTER
      You see what I did there? Cuz the bot is trash? Yeah? Yeah ok..

    • @hydrius8931
      @hydrius8931 2 года назад +254

      @@elijahclev Just a bot, there is a chance that replying to it legitimizes it as a real person to the auto checker.

    • @matthewheaven7889
      @matthewheaven7889 2 года назад +39

      @Lite Cosmo You Content is Practically For Little Kids I Saw Everything You Did And You Slander Mark Like This For Shame

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 2 года назад +143

      @@matthewheaven7889 please don't reply to the bots. It makes it harder to report them all.

  • @Degalon
    @Degalon 2 года назад +4071

    "Hang on, I'm not done being stupid." should be Mark's catchphrase.
    Can we get that on an official Cloak t shirt or something?

    • @thesnipinlobster1489
      @thesnipinlobster1489 2 года назад +37

      I love this idea

    • @Neolilith97
      @Neolilith97 2 года назад +31

      I second this because it fits both of them so well

    • @zero4sale594
      @zero4sale594 2 года назад +2

      I'm your 1 like before 1K

    • @Ktakahashi18
      @Ktakahashi18 2 года назад +20

      Yeeesss! I need that as a sweater that I wear to all my family gatherings. That way they stop asking questions 🤣

    • @rachel_wx6640
      @rachel_wx6640 2 года назад +3

      I would buy that in a millisecond

  • @Krow_Kid
    @Krow_Kid 2 года назад +220

    Alternate title: Watch two idiots flail helplessly in space while hatting on Newton: Bromance of the century

    • @Krow_Kid
      @Krow_Kid 2 года назад

      @Cow Lupin I was using it as a joke but apologies if it came across as insensitive

  • @MissHamilton421
    @MissHamilton421 2 года назад +1831

    NASA: "This mission into space will save not only our planet but all of humanity. We need to send in the best of the best"
    Mark and Sean: "You've yee'd your last haw Newton!"

    • @brawlgamer3056
      @brawlgamer3056 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DiacnikYT
      @DiacnikYT 2 года назад +2

      Isn't it yee haw?

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 2 года назад

      @@DiacnikYTyes, but the joke is saying this person won't be saying yeehaw anymore because they might end up eliminated by another person, to why they say " you've yee'd your last haw" implying that they indeed have yee'd their last haw.

  • @Ser0z
    @Ser0z 2 года назад +1133

    Mark having a stroke every time the camera turns is hilarious

    • @F4ulty-
      @F4ulty- 2 года назад +2

      Ikr lol

    • @samuel4386
      @samuel4386 2 года назад

      KAVETION IS DISGUSTING!
      MARKIPILER IS WAY BETTER

    • @Rosia4309
      @Rosia4309 2 года назад

      @@samuel4386 LMAO thank you

  • @staby3956
    @staby3956 2 года назад +314

    I love mark’s little “dun dun dum dun”s when the astronaut kicks his feet

    • @beelzezlover
      @beelzezlover 2 года назад +16

      It's sounds like the dunduns from Tattletale lol

    • @saltyjellybeans2484
      @saltyjellybeans2484 2 года назад +6

      @@beelzezlover OKAY SO ITS NOT JUST ME WHO NOTICED THAT…

  • @felixsubakti6907
    @felixsubakti6907 2 года назад +2673

    "there's a sub division that is non Newtonian"
    Fluid engineers giggling maniacally in the distance

    • @liamdriscoll1140
      @liamdriscoll1140 2 года назад +7

      Excuse me?

    • @DarkPlague20
      @DarkPlague20 2 года назад +86

      mmm that non newtonian fluid, can you imagine if they played some non euclidean space game?

    • @liamaximoff
      @liamaximoff 2 года назад +95

      You said fluid engineers and I thought of... people... made of fluid... I...

    • @krotle8238
      @krotle8238 2 года назад +14

      @@DarkPlague20 isnt the entire world non euclidean basically

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 года назад +29

      @@liamaximoff Well we're MOSTLY water!

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 2 года назад +1466

    “If only we had a third friend to do the rest.”
    Bob: Well I was there but you didn’t want me

    • @spartanv0
      @spartanv0 2 года назад +5

      @Don't read profile photo too late, I've already done all the things you told me not to do

    • @AudiRSAvant
      @AudiRSAvant 2 года назад +21

      @@spartanv0 that’s the point… they just want you to do what they tell you not to to, and you fell for it

    • @isiahaf1359
      @isiahaf1359 2 года назад +2

      @@AudiRSAvant talking audi 😮‍💨

    • @spartanv0
      @spartanv0 2 года назад

      @@AudiRSAvant I was expecting that it was a complicated Rick roll, not whatever it was.

  • @GoldenWildcard48
    @GoldenWildcard48 2 года назад +405

    Mark: does some pull ups to impress Sean
    Also Mark: starts freaking out after he lets go of the bar
    That killed me 😂😂😂

  • @snack_bar2474
    @snack_bar2474 2 года назад +1606

    I see this isn’t exactly “In Space With Markiplier” but it’ll do for now.

    • @freeziac
      @freeziac 2 года назад +4

      Is this possibly a hint that Jack could be in it?

    • @madysenrodrigues8617
      @madysenrodrigues8617 2 года назад +7

      I commented this on Seans video! Theyre definitely doing promo for markiplier in space. There were also random numbers in Seans video. When he counts 1,2,3 the numbers 6,8,20 pop up over. Idk seems sus to me.

    • @freeziac
      @freeziac 2 года назад

      @@VoJonnyJoJo I don’t know, it’s definitely just a thought .

    • @michellemccary2309
      @michellemccary2309 2 года назад +1

      I agree with you; or this is like a promotional video??!!!👨🏻‍🦰🧔🏻😹🎮

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 года назад +2602

    Markiplier: Swims his character through space.
    Sean: “Get that out of here.”

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 года назад +4

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @markyquindoza1792
      @markyquindoza1792 2 года назад +9

      @Beast v2🔥 Another bot eh

    • @liamthorsteinson850
      @liamthorsteinson850 2 года назад +10

      @@markyquindoza1792 You know, i think this is the first time ive seen this specific type.

    • @aboogala4678
      @aboogala4678 2 года назад +6

      @@liamthorsteinson850 it's not mine, although they are unique since they don't just say it once, but make a chain of the same thing. Strange how its just one here

    • @liamthorsteinson850
      @liamthorsteinson850 2 года назад +3

      @@markyquindoza1792 we should try to avoid replying to them directly. That makes it harder to report them.

  • @joannaolsen8894
    @joannaolsen8894 2 года назад +107

    Mark: literally raging before he starts the game.
    Me: Grabbing popcorn, the great Chair Throwing incident with Bennet Foddy playing in my head

  • @popeoneguy7992
    @popeoneguy7992 2 года назад +392

    “Newton was right about a lot of things…
    But do I believe any of them?”
    Probably the best thing I’ve heard today

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад +19

      Don't believe in gravity. All it does is hold you back. Embrace floatation.

    • @lucyhawkins2114
      @lucyhawkins2114 2 года назад +1

      agree this made me laugh hard

  • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
    @mr.beefyboidoody3539 2 года назад +1408

    Potatoe chip: *exists*
    Mark and Sean: "wEvE sTrUcK GoLd"

  • @DrygdorDradgvork
    @DrygdorDradgvork 2 года назад +384

    Mark and Sean: "F*ck Newton!"
    Sir Isaac Newton, who died a virgin: "..."

    • @emberheights4488
      @emberheights4488 2 года назад +6

      How do you know this? Why do you know this?? How and why does anyone know this???

    • @DrygdorDradgvork
      @DrygdorDradgvork 2 года назад +37

      @@emberheights4488 Newton and I were homies back in the day. We bonded over both being eternal virgins.

    • @Ilysmtmhsbwylaigmhsblwyhngm
      @Ilysmtmhsbwylaigmhsblwyhngm 2 года назад +2

      @@DrygdorDradgvork OMG RLLY???? (I’m being sarcastic)

    • @Roverdrive_X
      @Roverdrive_X 2 года назад +3

      He never fucked. That's why he was so god damn smart.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +10

      @@emberheights4488 he was openly celibate lol

  • @chibbijam54
    @chibbijam54 2 года назад +3062

    Me:* has already watched jack's version *
    also me: "I'll fucking do it again."

    • @dr_chaos123
      @dr_chaos123 2 года назад +23

      Me too...is that stockholm syndrome?

    • @jordanhildersley8209
      @jordanhildersley8209 2 года назад +29

      Hell yeah

    • @Warsaw5
      @Warsaw5 2 года назад +19

      bru I did the same exact thing 💀

    • @JeloOW
      @JeloOW 2 года назад +14

      @kavetion centent?

    • @dr_chaos123
      @dr_chaos123 2 года назад +15

      @kavetion if your centent is as good as your spelling...then well...

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 2 года назад +405

    Mark is being Mark, Sean making weird, sometimes sexual sounding grunts and groans while the both of them occasionally bash Newton as a run-on joke. This a good video. LOL.

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 2 года назад +8

      So Sean is also being Sean ahaha

  • @hanz9662
    @hanz9662 2 года назад +85

    "You can be my gravity."
    "I'll be your push."
    Literally one of the most bromantic things I've heard.

  • @mrdarlington82
    @mrdarlington82 2 года назад +560

    I pretty much lost it when Mark started singing " He's a Maniac, Maniac" and kicking his little legs at the same time. I know when I go to bed tonight I am just going to burst out laughing spontaneously thinking about that and wake up my husband.

    • @imtheguywhoasked4010
      @imtheguywhoasked4010 2 года назад +22

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who'll randomly remember this and laugh by myself

    • @michellemccary2309
      @michellemccary2309 2 года назад +3

      Hilarious and funny part, yes!!!

  • @PeterWhittam
    @PeterWhittam 2 года назад +402

    "How did you take over my game?"
    Haha silly Sean, you're IN SPACE with MARKIPLIER.

    • @benjohnson8197
      @benjohnson8197 2 года назад +3

      How has this comment not blown up yet

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 2 года назад +9

      @@benjohnson8197 the good side of this comment is that the bots haven’t raided it yet.

    • @halolight1469
      @halolight1469 2 года назад +5

      @@matthewelliott7294 only the polite bot has shown up so far

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 2 года назад +2

      @@halolight1469 but it's only a matter of time before the hate bots show up by force, which are impossible to get rid of thru reporting unless if it is done 58,000,000,000,000 times.

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 года назад

      @@matthewelliott7294 no they're not here
      If you don't reply to comment youtube just delete the bot replies after a couple of reports

  • @maniac6655
    @maniac6655 2 года назад +200

    Dear Diary: Today Mark and Sean taught me to blame Newton for any Gravity related issues in my Life.

  • @deathwolf6863
    @deathwolf6863 2 года назад +221

    "1. No talk backin', &
    I'm gonna hit ya"
    Killed me on the spot

  • @SmashMalla
    @SmashMalla 2 года назад +350

    I will never forget.
    "Everyone talks about Newton's third law, what were his first and second?"
    "No talk-backing and Im gonna hit ya!"

    • @videogamerNattie98
      @videogamerNattie98 2 года назад +16

      The First is the Law of Inertia: Newton’s first law states that if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force. For instance a jetpack in space if you propel forward and you turn it off you keep going forward until a force enacts upon you to change it like turning it back on to stop yourself.
      The Second is that Force = Magnitude (F = ma): It states that the time rate of change of the momentum of a body is equal in both magnitude and direction to the force imposed on it. basically impact of an object to something is equal to Force which is Mass * Acceleration if I recall correctly.
      And the Third law is the law of action and reaction: Also called the rule of equal and opposite reaction is when you throw something the same force you used to throw it will be enacted upon yourself. This is why throwing something in space pushes you backwards and why a firearm recoils back.
      And all if you know all 3 and there principles it makes this game a heck of a lot easier hence the Newtonian mode because that's you saying you want it to be based on the 3 laws of newton. I know you said no talk back but we need that one guy in chat who explains it besides that's better then those stupid bots floating about bet there so stupid in fact they would fly out into space without a tether :l

    • @minigolfkid
      @minigolfkid 2 года назад +3

      probably true. he came up with his theories while his school (he was a teacher) was on an almost permanent break due to an outbreak. he taught preteen boys, so I can imagine the shenanigans.

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 2 года назад +2

      I love how their videos are both fun and educational 😌

  • @cryoplayer3827
    @cryoplayer3827 2 года назад +145

    “Look it’s a drawing of a slide, Newton was wrong.” - Sean (Big cheese)
    That was hilarious
    14:30

  • @Vinsune999
    @Vinsune999 2 года назад +2854

    I literally just watched jack play this and enjoyed every moment of it, so can’t wait for Mark’s perspective.

    • @volshebnik8976
      @volshebnik8976 2 года назад

      *MARK'S NIECE IS IN HELL LMAO BECAUSE MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN GAYIPLIER'S! 🤣*

    • @pirategoku3218
      @pirategoku3218 2 года назад +26

      Jack perspective was 🔥 now we get to see marks perspective 🔥 heck yea

    • @randomkidontheinternet4589
      @randomkidontheinternet4589 2 года назад +112

      What’s up with all these fucking bots

    • @immortalsoul7172
      @immortalsoul7172 2 года назад

      @Don't read profile photo @Don't read profile photo

    • @RaulSX_
      @RaulSX_ 2 года назад +6

      Jeez

  • @fpcoutinho
    @fpcoutinho 2 года назад +755

    Just saw this 5 minutes ago on Jack channel, and I have two things to say:
    - Glad to see Mark and Jack teaming up again!
    - Just why didn't that clip break while Mark was outside the space shuttle?

    • @Subbo_Dubbo
      @Subbo_Dubbo 2 года назад +10

      @KelvinBB bro what

    • @supertman4539
      @supertman4539 2 года назад

      😀what

    • @teelafire5468
      @teelafire5468 2 года назад +3

      Ha no the better content is dashducks, feeding ducks is fun

    • @fpcoutinho
      @fpcoutinho 2 года назад +23

      Warning: Bots wave incoming...

    • @supertman4539
      @supertman4539 2 года назад +3

      I was going to reply with something snarky but I just realized u support Hitler so I know everything I need to.

  • @ughlylysenchantments
    @ughlylysenchantments 2 года назад +85

    "I dont think Ill ever have a third friend" -Mark
    *Bob: unaware of his fate after leaving the discord*

  • @heli00philia
    @heli00philia 2 года назад +1639

    “If only we had a third friend” *cue bob having left the discord earlier*

  • @xRIGGSx1992
    @xRIGGSx1992 2 года назад +450

    "luckily theres no fall damage in space"
    me: yes but also no.

  • @danielburger2307
    @danielburger2307 2 года назад +74

    God I’ve missed these two together. I haven’t nearly pissed myself laughing like this in years

  • @gekkotadpole2478
    @gekkotadpole2478 2 года назад +633

    Game: “Grab with triggers”
    Sean: [immediately grabs Mark’s hand]

    • @thors03
      @thors03 2 года назад +84

      they say the power of bromance is stronger than any trigger out there

    • @Crimson_Knight004
      @Crimson_Knight004 2 года назад +18

      Nothing saves your life more than a gentle caress from your homie.

    • @sparrowstar3490
      @sparrowstar3490 2 года назад +15

      Sean instantly inside getting get over it flash backs *holds marks hand in desperation*

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 2 года назад +532

    Astronauts: *spends years training to get a chance to go to space, devoted countless hours of simulations, and narrowed down from many to be able to go to space*
    First thing they say in space: "I don't believe in fucking Newton!" "Yeah! Fuck Newton!"

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 2 года назад +5

      Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonuvabitch in space.
      And these assholes choose not to believe in him.

    • @Adplusamequalsadam
      @Adplusamequalsadam 2 года назад +2

      I mean...Isaac Newton did drink mercury.

  • @madisusu13
    @madisusu13 2 года назад +32

    As a trumpet player, I thoroughly enjoyed when Mark said "and then we play Db" because he's not wrong.

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 года назад +308

    Let’s all be honest Markiplier and Jack are comedy gold from beginning to end.

    • @Joonxknj
      @Joonxknj 2 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @stevenmaitland3536
      @stevenmaitland3536 2 года назад +13

      Anytime that Mark, Sean, Bob, and Wade do something together, hilarity is bound to ensue.😂😂😂

    • @Thrawn526
      @Thrawn526 2 года назад +9

      @@stevenmaitland3536 I still think that Sean should do a guest appearance on Distractible. Imagine the hilarity that could result.

    • @stevenmaitland3536
      @stevenmaitland3536 2 года назад +4

      @@Thrawn526 Agreed.👍

    • @EmmyBear1998
      @EmmyBear1998 2 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @damummy3723
    @damummy3723 2 года назад +216

    I'm so happy that I can see how Mark is taking his chewing experience ober to Takis and isn't spitting them out like a psychopath anymore.

    • @randomgirl2381
      @randomgirl2381 2 года назад +15

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT MENTIONING THIS

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 2 года назад +13

      Omg...I thought it was red licorice

    • @PenguinFondue
      @PenguinFondue 2 года назад +9

      I think that's his only video I've actually disliked

    • @donomiroftroy2043
      @donomiroftroy2043 2 года назад +1

      @@PenguinFondue weak

  • @Lrbrz
    @Lrbrz 2 года назад +35

    The continuous Newton bit and the third friend joke literally had me in tears laughing

  • @angellongtail4764
    @angellongtail4764 2 года назад +679

    When they saw the blood I expected Mark to say “THE LOOORRRRRREEE”

    • @pipndot
      @pipndot 2 года назад +5

      @KelvinBB no.

    • @pipndot
      @pipndot 2 года назад +5

      @Beast v2🔥 says the mr beast wannabe

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 2 года назад +1

      @@pipndot What kind of logic is that anyway, lmao.

    • @CrazyOwlDude
      @CrazyOwlDude 2 года назад +3

      Wrong channel, that's MatPat

    • @tracylamica9933
      @tracylamica9933 2 года назад +5

      @KelvinBB Your content isn't better if you have to spam a popular RUclipsrs comments begging for viewers and subs, might I add more than just spamming a few times more like hundreds 🤣

  • @maxwrangler5788
    @maxwrangler5788 2 года назад +139

    Idk if you’ll ever actually read this mark but I thank you for giving me joy. I’ve had a rough weekend. My great grandma has breast cancer, and I feel lost among alot of other things that happen. You mean so much to me rn and have helped me laugh through such a hard time. You rock Mark and I wish you were my best friend

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 2 года назад +7

      I’m so sorry your grandma had to deal with this. I hope there will always be a way and that she’ll be okay and won’t be in too much pain. I’m glad you found a place of comfort here. I’ll also hope that you yourself will be okay.

  • @ahmadizuddin4264
    @ahmadizuddin4264 2 года назад +21

    24:44 : Jack : Please don't throw a chair
    Mark: no x4, That"s the old me
    *proceed to throw a crowbar instead

  • @mlorena29
    @mlorena29 2 года назад +40

    The best thing about watching each of any of the boy's playthroughs is that the perspective is really from each of their editors

  • @asadeluna
    @asadeluna 2 года назад +102

    Mark singing 'He's a maniac MAANIAC on the floor' reminded me of wade's crazy twitching in Raft XD

    • @Neolilith97
      @Neolilith97 2 года назад

      I’m glad someone thought this too

  • @HyperbolicArachnid
    @HyperbolicArachnid 2 года назад +40

    "If only we had a 3rd friend"
    Bob who was just in the Discord call: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @DD-hz3uv
    @DD-hz3uv 2 года назад +169

    “I like having my brain in my head”-Jack 2022

  • @cosmocaris8225
    @cosmocaris8225 2 года назад +82

    Just want to say how impressed I was that Jack knew what Enceladus looks like and to what planet it belonged.

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 2 года назад +15

      Jack does this thing where he blurts out the most obscure tidbits of knowledge sometimes and it always surprises me lol

  • @pbbbht
    @pbbbht 2 года назад +26

    "IDIOTS IIN SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEE"
    Seriously, I laughed till I hurt.

  • @_moon907
    @_moon907 2 года назад +349

    You control an astronaut aboard a space shuttle.
    Normal people: How do we win?
    Whats the goal?
    Look at that!
    Sean: *Can i do the wave?*

    • @ultimatetrashboy419
      @ultimatetrashboy419 2 года назад +3

      Hello don’t mind me. I’m just here before the bots raid your comment.

    • @kitkatty52211
      @kitkatty52211 2 года назад +2

      @@ultimatetrashboy419 doing the lords work

  • @mina-yu3ip
    @mina-yu3ip 2 года назад +69

    i know this is a totally overused internet phrase but "luckily there's no fall damage in space" literally had me choking on my drink alskdjf

  • @itzsushi9924
    @itzsushi9924 2 года назад +16

    11:40
    *Markiplier casually humming the tattletail menu theme*
    ~Tattletail thats me~

  • @puncake_407
    @puncake_407 2 года назад +208

    Me: *sees astronaut on thumbnail and not reading the title*
    My mind instantly: IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER?!

    • @thorne6477
      @thorne6477 2 года назад +5

      I guess TECHNICALLY Jack is in space with Markiplier in this game

    • @mosseatermusic
      @mosseatermusic 2 года назад +1

      technically it is

  • @Acid_Ash
    @Acid_Ash 2 года назад +158

    Mark and Sean complement each other‘s comedy so well. They should do stand up

    • @GarfWRLD_
      @GarfWRLD_ 2 года назад +6

      They really should

  • @Trialinyx
    @Trialinyx 2 года назад +30

    0:30 I love how Mark subtly hits Jack with a Bendy reference.

    • @khai._.dreams
      @khai._.dreams 2 года назад +1

      he did??

    • @Trialinyx
      @Trialinyx 2 года назад +5

      @@khai._.dreams The worker, who always thought things weren't right and said "I'm outta here!" at the end of each tape.

  • @lleyah_fw
    @lleyah_fw 2 года назад +62

    The discovery of kicking their feet to move around is the cutest thing. 10 outta 10 gameplay

  • @vampiregod25
    @vampiregod25 2 года назад +304

    Mark: "I'm done being stupid now"
    Press X to doubt

  • @katspangler6336
    @katspangler6336 2 года назад +5

    19:39
    "What are we, but made to suffer?" Such a mood.

  • @jc77-m5x
    @jc77-m5x 2 года назад +437

    Is this that “in space with markiplier” everyone’s talking about

    • @volshebnik8976
      @volshebnik8976 2 года назад

      *MARK'S NIECE IS IN HELL LMAO BECAUSE MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN GAYIPLIER'S! 🤣*

    • @adamai2873
      @adamai2873 2 года назад +24

      Nice joke but I dont appreciate the stupid bots in your replies

    • @EV1E..
      @EV1E.. 2 года назад +36

      Why the bots gotta ruin everything.

    • @ill_insect
      @ill_insect 2 года назад +6

      @@EV1E.. ikr

    • @MiningNatureYT
      @MiningNatureYT 2 года назад +5

      ikrrrr Sean's vid be like: "Stuck IN SPACE WITH MARKIPLIER"

  • @holyleviathangaming
    @holyleviathangaming 2 года назад +201

    I was just thinking “dude I need to see a speed run of this.” Then Sean read my mind 😂 12:00

  • @DDGFK9743
    @DDGFK9743 2 года назад +29

    this is the hardest I've laughed in a while! Mark's collabs with his friends are always the best haha

  • @Ari-mw8tm
    @Ari-mw8tm 2 года назад +1072

    Mark, casually: "Newton was a bitch, everyone know this"
    Me, a former physicist looking at Mark, a former engineer: ????? 😂😂😂

    • @Lilsacraterra
      @Lilsacraterra 2 года назад +59

      this is sheldon cooper humor

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 2 года назад +31

      A former engineering _student_. And a current engineering dropout. =)

    • @InternationalAwesomeFoundation
      @InternationalAwesomeFoundation 2 года назад +96

      @@jubuttib To be fair to him, he's an engineering dropout but he was on his last semester and dropped out due to many, many medical issues. I'd honestly place him as being most of the way to an engineer.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 2 года назад +9

      @@InternationalAwesomeFoundation Yup, fully agreed. But he's not quite there for the title (which I guess is taken a bit more seriously over here, and in Germany you might call someone "engineer So Andso" much like you'd call someone a doctor).

    • @HelixGuile4444
      @HelixGuile4444 2 года назад +8

      Me, a former "war criminal" and "terrorist" staring at the "country" of "israel" 🤑🤑🤗🤗🤭🤭🤫🤔🤫🤔🤨🤠🥳🪖🪖🖲🦯⚖🗜🗡🔫🔫

  • @reversedinfinity6056
    @reversedinfinity6056 2 года назад +41

    "Screw you, Isaac"
    My man's on first name basis with Sir Newton, absolute legend

  • @ileararivera8558
    @ileararivera8558 2 года назад +10

    Whenever Mark does his tippy tap humming, it sounds like Hello Neighbor when the guy would chase you in his house lol 😂
    I also love the irony of Mark, who loves space and would gladly die in its vastness, and Sean, who loves the ground and gets scared at the thought of climbing a ladder, playing a space game together

  • @jamesroberts3013
    @jamesroberts3013 2 года назад +106

    “Put a hamster in space” is the new, “If you nut in space, does it push you backwards.”

  • @IsaacBelf
    @IsaacBelf 2 года назад +537

    Didn't expect to hear a “screw you Isaac” coming from Sean, but here I am.

    • @volshebnik8976
      @volshebnik8976 2 года назад +1

      *MARK'S NIECE IS IN HELL LMAO BECAUSE MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN GAYIPLIER'S! 🤣*

    • @danieljoaquin6181
      @danieljoaquin6181 2 года назад +55

      Wtf is wrong with these bots

    • @violetfairfax9708
      @violetfairfax9708 2 года назад +41

      @@danieljoaquin6181 And why are they all directed at his niece??? 😭

    • @IsaacBelf
      @IsaacBelf 2 года назад +21

      @@violetfairfax9708 Ikr? That's messed up.

    • @fifid1624
      @fifid1624 2 года назад +16

      Why are there so many bots here tf?

  • @rainofideas2979
    @rainofideas2979 2 года назад +27

    Newton be like: "I like 'em thicc as fuck!"
    "But Sir Newton, we can't write that..."
    "Then write: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction!"

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 2 года назад +106

    Me: *Just watched this on Seán’s channel*
    Me: “I’ll f*cking do it again”

    • @ElysianLilith
      @ElysianLilith 2 года назад +1

      Of course 😌☝️

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 2 года назад +2

      I love that animation (I know the original was just the audio but the animation is hilarious af)

    • @AngelaSmith2030
      @AngelaSmith2030 2 года назад +2

      I do the same when its all of them too. Bob's edits are funnier some how even though mark, jack, wade and bob all played the same game

    • @lavender3082
      @lavender3082 2 года назад +1

      LITERALLY

  • @krampus9376
    @krampus9376 2 года назад +74

    Bob: I see how it is. I didn’t even wanna play in the first place.
    *leaves chat*

  • @ChrisMMaster0
    @ChrisMMaster0 2 года назад +6

    0:33 I wasn't too sure if this was a bit he was doing but it is finally good to know it was ACTUALLY a bit. Mark is surprisingly good at making things seem true. (He's eating Tackis correctly)

  • @erin7449
    @erin7449 2 года назад +66

    watching mark "eat" the taki and not spit it back out was such a weird thing

  • @steelreign5529
    @steelreign5529 2 года назад +176

    "The 2 looks like valves on a trumpet. I'm gonna play a D flat."
    - Markiplier 2022
    "So much from his solo in the Game Theory $1M Challenge."
    - SteelReign55 2022
    "You want confidence? Play the trumpet."
    - Markiplier 2021

  • @rana6053
    @rana6053 2 года назад +10

    I am now realizing how much I need a distractible episode with Jack

  • @aself-awaretroll.6684
    @aself-awaretroll.6684 2 года назад +186

    The fact that the titles says "w/Sean" and not "ft. Jacksepticeye" just goes to show how close their friendship is.

    • @halolight1469
      @halolight1469 2 года назад +14

      he never says ft. even with people hes never had on his channel before its just that he calls him sean and not jacksepticeye

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 2 года назад +12

      He sometimes puts Jacksepticeye too, I think it is just an automatic process at this point, like he puts the one he first thinks of :P

    • @blueflare3848
      @blueflare3848 2 года назад +9

      You're looking way too much into this.

  • @patio8044
    @patio8044 2 года назад +64

    Mark's singing while kicking his feet is basically just the music at the start of each night in Tattletail

    • @InstilledPhearCostumeCavern
      @InstilledPhearCostumeCavern 2 года назад +6

      I knew it sounded familiar! I was trying to figure out why I felt like I recognized it.

    • @20dsean
      @20dsean 2 года назад +2

      Sounds exactly like that!

    • @bryanna8808
      @bryanna8808 2 года назад +2

      THAts what the sound IS THANK YOU!😂

  • @acidize55
    @acidize55 Год назад +4

    "If you close your eyes and plug your ears, Newton was wrong" - Sean, being a true genius

  • @mikeoxsmal5635
    @mikeoxsmal5635 2 года назад +192

    jack: "it's NFTs!"
    mark: "oh, well... you can have it"
    Me: *Npesta scream*

  • @jadenrexx9242
    @jadenrexx9242 2 года назад +193

    THE BOYS ARE BACK!!! But really love that these guys are getting together to play again. Was curious if jack might appear on distractible!

    • @m00str
      @m00str 2 года назад +9

      I don't think that distractible is a podcast that benefits from guests. I love Sean and he clearly flows well with the other three bois but I don't see any guests coming on the podcast tbh

    • @meese943
      @meese943 2 года назад +4

      @@m00str oh yeah cuz if the guest wins then what they HAVE to come again even if they don't want to

    • @TrayTerra
      @TrayTerra 2 года назад +5

      It would be awesome seeing Sean as a guest host, getting to basically judge Mark, Bob and Wade the whole episode lol.
      Where it could go from there with a guest host every now and then is an interesting prospect. They could set it up by having whichever of the three that’s hosting the episode beforehand just going “screw it, nobody wins tune in next time to see how we host it * wink wink *”

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +3

      @@TrayTerra that would be cool ✨

  • @slackolantern
    @slackolantern 2 года назад +7

    Sean crushing Markiplier constantly with the door as he floats out in space was hilarious

  • @phalangenibbler572
    @phalangenibbler572 2 года назад +175

    Jack and Mark : consistently using thumbnails of their younger and more expressive faces since 20-whatever

    • @hannahware3751
      @hannahware3751 2 года назад +13

      Technically, the one of Mark is from **REDACTED** but yeah sure I guess that counts as younger😅
      Edit: I mean the one Sean used in his video thumbnail lol

  • @DavidDude87
    @DavidDude87 2 года назад +49

    Well, yes. The asteroid would actually start rotating because every step that pushes the hamster forward pushes the asteriod with an equal amount of force. Since the hamster is running tangential the surface the asteroid would rotate in the opposite direction the hamster is facing... Assuming you got spacesuit for it.

    • @Nerd-Power
      @Nerd-Power 2 года назад +3

      Isaac Newton: Slaps car
      Car: Slaps Newton

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +2

      @@ethanissan5012 what if it's a really big hamster? ✨

    • @DavidDude87
      @DavidDude87 2 года назад

      @@ethanissan5012 Yeah the asteroid would indeed rotate very very very slowly but it is going spin as long as the asteroid stays the same in terms of size and shape or the hamster does not decide move the exact same way back to the start.

  • @thedoctorreileymtd4022
    @thedoctorreileymtd4022 2 года назад +8

    What’s so hilarious is that I’m literally learning about Newton and his laws in Physics class right now. Despite me already knowing them, I just think it’s hilarious how they keep poking at them🤣

  • @justwillis
    @justwillis 2 года назад +93

    God, this video made me laugh throughout the entirety of it. Didn't even feel like 30 minutes

    • @evelynthurber6795
      @evelynthurber6795 2 года назад

      YES I feel the exact same!!! I'm so scared I'm annoying my bf tho🥲

  • @calspencer5862
    @calspencer5862 2 года назад +77

    I’m so proud of Mark for being able to eat takis correctly now. The character development.

  • @Hyskaris
    @Hyskaris 2 года назад +2

    "Bob's in the Discord" gets funnier every time I hear that. Thinking about Mark, Wade, Bob and Sean just having a Discord server where they play games, and Bob is just looking at their status's with his arms crossed because it's a two player game.

  • @xixcl
    @xixcl 2 года назад +52

    10:41 "She's a maniac maniac on the floor."
    Who knew Mark was such an incredible singer?

    • @t.y.n177
      @t.y.n177 2 года назад

      carpenter brut :o

  • @alsmiled
    @alsmiled 2 года назад +31

    "Houston, we've completely given up" was when I totally lost it.

  • @DioBruhndo
    @DioBruhndo 2 года назад +2

    "I prefer having my brain in my head"
    See I don't have to worry about this because I never had a brain to begin with

  • @hvideon1
    @hvideon1 2 года назад +124

    I like that marks version is 10 minutes longer than jacks

    • @Matthias27182
      @Matthias27182 2 года назад +33

      CONTENT IS GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!
      MY MARKIPLIER IS WAY BETTER

    • @Zykus.
      @Zykus. 2 года назад +7

      @@Matthias27182 lmao

    • @heaviebee8173
      @heaviebee8173 2 года назад +11

      @@Matthias27182 bro be careful, almost accidentally reported you 🤣
      I thought it was the same as the bots

    • @Matthias27182
      @Matthias27182 2 года назад +2

      @@heaviebee8173 🙏

    • @railsloopdrown
      @railsloopdrown 2 года назад

      @@Matthias27182 Had me at the first half ngl

  • @cawareyoudoin7379
    @cawareyoudoin7379 2 года назад +42

    It's so weird to see Mark actually EAT a taki's, but tbh that video was lifechanging I started chewing stuff properly too.

    • @angelaxe428
      @angelaxe428 2 года назад +7

      Currently flabbergasted that mark finally EATS Taki’s after all these years, they really do grow up

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +1

      I thought I saw that happen but I didn't know if I can believe my eyes 😭

  • @rakurai4953
    @rakurai4953 2 года назад +1

    As a trumpet player myself, Mark saying D Flat and not C Sharp really messes with me.

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 2 года назад +69

    Sean’s Subs: *”I shall watch again for the VIEWS”*

    • @Psymon1471
      @Psymon1471 2 года назад

      Mark's Subs: for the LOOORREEE

  • @Super88thefemboi
    @Super88thefemboi 2 года назад +47

    "big cheese is having a problem right now"
    -sean 2022

    • @fobear_91722
      @fobear_91722 2 года назад +2

      @Lite Cosmo Get a life weirdo

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 2 года назад +3

      @@fobear_91722 it's a bot. If you see any comments like that, report it as spam and move on. Replying just makes them comment more.

    • @Super88thefemboi
      @Super88thefemboi 2 года назад

      @@thefriendlyknight i reported him for misinformation

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 2 года назад

      @@Super88thefemboi that'll do

  • @jojomonke7934
    @jojomonke7934 2 года назад +4

    12:30
    Anybody got the reference to "In space with Markiplier"? It's right there

  • @brightfox5040
    @brightfox5040 2 года назад +73

    “Bob’s in the discord.. I think it’s two player only.”
    Bob: *Cries in silence*

    • @jardex2275
      @jardex2275 2 года назад +3

      Time for Bob and Wade to team up and beat this high score.

    • @brightfox5040
      @brightfox5040 2 года назад

      @@jardex2275 the come back