0:01 *STATION JOKE!!!!!!!* 0:09 *CRASH INTO A TRUCK!!!* 0:17 *GORDON TAKE A TUMBLE!!!* 0:25 *CRASH INTO SNOW!!!!* 0:34 *CRASH INTO A CARS OF JELLY!!!!!!* 0:42 *CRASH INTO A CARS OF LOG!!!!!!!!* 0:51 *CRASH INTO TRUCKS OF SNOW!!!!!!* 0:59 *OFF THE RAILS!!!!!!* 1:08 *BASH SOME TRUCKS!!!!!!!!* 1:16 *OFF THE RAILS AGAIN!!!!!!!!* 1:25 *CRASH INTO THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!!* 1:33 *BACKWARD CRASH!!!!!!* 1:42 *CRASH INTO SOME TRUCKS!!!!!*
He doesn't have blood to bleed, though, much less a nose for it to bleed from. His face is actually just his smokebox door, remember? I would expect metal to survive a log's impact better than flesh. Although, I suppose others would know, would the logs have punched holes or made dents in his smokebox door in-real-life? Gordon sits alone in a metal shed. Is the shed made of flesh? Or is he made of shed? He screams "Aaaah!", for he does not know.
@@Charmaster04 I theorise that the faces are made out of a flesh-like material, plus, the engines can blush, which indicates blood running to the face. Still, not looking for a fight. Each to their own.
Yes. Definitely. The tank cars are definitely carrying plasma. Kind of thought the same thing post-crash, though. It did look awful covering Gordon the ground around the crash.
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Station Joke!!!!!!
Fat Controller: Well Gordon. I know you what a panoramic view, but this is not the way to achieve it!
Gordon: Yes sir. Sorry sir. 😰
AaaA
At ini
@@GamingNoah-ni7vj😅😅
Fact: The first crash is actually based on a crash in paris back in 1895
Hugo Train crash
@ta-hn4st that's it
I think Gordon is an express engine and doesn’t go “AHHH”
Gordon literally has the most insane crashes of anyone in any era
He cannot catch a break
I get it
Especially the Gordon takes a tumble one
Gordon is a express engine, he doesn’t go… AAAAHHHH!
😅🙀
(CRASH!!!!)
Thomas: Gordon? You okay?
AAA!
und das war
0:01 *STATION JOKE!!!!!!!*
0:09 *CRASH INTO A TRUCK!!!*
0:17 *GORDON TAKE A TUMBLE!!!*
0:25 *CRASH INTO SNOW!!!!*
0:34 *CRASH INTO A CARS OF JELLY!!!!!!*
0:42 *CRASH INTO A CARS OF LOG!!!!!!!!*
0:51 *CRASH INTO TRUCKS OF SNOW!!!!!!*
0:59 *OFF THE RAILS!!!!!!*
1:08 *BASH SOME TRUCKS!!!!!!!!*
1:16 *OFF THE RAILS AGAIN!!!!!!!!*
1:25 *CRASH INTO THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!!*
1:33 *BACKWARD CRASH!!!!!!*
1:42 *CRASH INTO SOME TRUCKS!!!!!*
I m An Exprrer
You Forgot The Great Race
He doesn't crash. His boiler explodes because he hasn't got his safety valve.
Head On Collision with Murdoch
SENde kimsin burdan
0:45 Gordon took a LOG TO THE FACE and didn't even get a nosebleed, let alone being killed because Sodor logic
Well this is a show for children so they didn’t want to show them how engines get scrapped in this universe
“Luckily, no one was hurt.”
He doesn't have blood to bleed, though, much less a nose for it to bleed from. His face is actually just his smokebox door, remember? I would expect metal to survive a log's impact better than flesh. Although, I suppose others would know, would the logs have punched holes or made dents in his smokebox door in-real-life?
Gordon sits alone in a metal shed. Is the shed made of flesh? Or is he made of shed? He screams "Aaaah!", for he does not know.
@@Charmaster04 I theorise that the faces are made out of a flesh-like material, plus, the engines can blush, which indicates blood running to the face. Still, not looking for a fight. Each to their own.
"I’m An Express Engine I Don’t Go - AHHH!"-Gordon
*CRASH!*
0:17 0:20 Gordon: I’M A EXPRESS ENGINE!!!!!! I DON’T GO!!!!!!! OH HELP!!!!!!! 😮😮😮😮😮
Alec: Gordon Cry.
Original
0:42 when I first watched that I thought it was blood
It Was Actually Jelly Jam.
Yes. Definitely. The tank cars are definitely carrying plasma.
Kind of thought the same thing post-crash, though. It did look awful covering Gordon the ground around the crash.
If you don't go slow, you'll get bad luck, you silly great engine
"Well, Gordon, you wanted to show Salty a thing or two, and you've certainly done that. You've shown him how _silly_ it is to ignore 'Go Slow' signs!"
this is so funny.
Gordan: " i am an express engine, i don't go - AHHH! CRASH
Ha ha ha ha!🤣 this gets me laughing everytime.
Gordon: Ow, that hurt. I'm okay.
Stadler EMUs be like
Gordon: I’m a express engine I don’t slow OOOHHHH
I love it when Gordon said "I m an express engine I don't go- aaaaahhhhh"
Henry and Spencer: CLARKSON!!!!!
Gordon's chocolate crunch 😂
1:25 😂
i like how the crashes are perfectly synced into the accident sound after the "EOUHG"
Gordon’s crash from ‘Thomas & the Rumours’ could’ve been added into here, that one is hilarious.
I also forgot Off the Rails.
@@ASmithsFunEntertainment That’s okay, these things happen.
And Edward Strikes Out
I might have to remake this video at some point.
Who ever did the voice of Gordon in video did a good job.
This is hilarious but also sad, cause he's always been my favourite
Oh the indignity!
0:04 Gordon: OOF!!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!! 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕
"Luckily, no one was hurt."
Except for the buildings lol😂
Clearly Gordon doesn't care about rules.
Luckily, Gordon didn’t derailed, but his buffers are broken and needs 100% a Repair. 1:12
your video is super cool my friend ❤❤❤greetings of good health and success always🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥
Gordon does go AHHHH!!!!
This is basically Gordon's safety record.
R.I.P Gordon 🥺😢
*Luckily, no one was hurt*
1:25 How's the Roblox server called when Gordon crashes into the Chocolate Factory?
I'm The Express Engine I Don't Go... AHHH!!!
Exactly what I envisioned Gordon Takes A Tumble being.
Which is even better because he's deliberately making bad decisions to reinforce his ego and show Salty that he can do whatever he wants.
Favorite locomotive Gordon ❤❤❤
Which Gordon buffer collision is better guys, the one from the nitrogen era? Or the one from the BWBA era?
Oh the indignity
I see his small wheels like this 😭😭😭💀💀💀 0:05
He sounds like Perfect Cell from Dragon Ball Z's English Dub
0:17 and 0:34 seem to fit very well lol
We're lucky Gordon doesn't have a body count....
00:59 Gordon derails
Bro tried to eat snow got me dying💀
1:PARIS TRAIN CRASH
0:08 0:03 Paris Train: I’M A EXPRESS ENGINE!!!!! I DON’T GO- HO!!!!!!! 😮
0:04 *CRASH!*
@@GamingNoah-ni7vj Je suis une locomotive express. Je ne vais pas--aaaaah!
D u c k.. 0:16
Poor Gordon!
I know 😢
He Died 😢
Four: I’m a square number! I don’t go- AHHH
Guys I think Gordon is an express engine he doesn’t go- AAAAAA
😂😂😂😂 0:51
0:13 Wagon: Dadadadadada
0:39 bro fr got his face really hurt 💀💀
Which episode is the audio from?
I'm an express engine I don't go.... AHH
0:13 Truck- AHHHHHHHH
0:12 😂😂😂 0:30 🤨2019-2023
Gordon suffering for being an Express engine
1:31 shed 17 Gordon lol
0:05 Gordon, Are you okay?
We Get It Already Gordon,
Express Gordon AHHH Parody Maker Craft
Face gordon is lovely
Legends this day still says that he is an express engine💀
You forgot Edward Strikes Out where Gordon crashes into the pipes
I might remake this video for the first anniversary.
@@ASmithsFunEntertainmentYeah, and include Best Dressed Engine where Gordon crashes into Trevor's cart
@@ASmithsFunEntertainmentCan you do that remake
Im an a express engine I don't go... AHHHHHGGGGG! 1:05
Oh, the indignity.
Gordon take a tumble
Ben: What…have you done?
Whenever Gordon say that, he get himself into a crash
This is Mattel when they released AEG and them on a express engine going Mach 15
Gordon:help me plessss
Fillmore (After the many accidents Gordon has had throughout the THOMAS AND FRIENDS 1984-2021 24 season TV series): Whoa. Bad trip, man.
Watch out Gordon, Hit your brakes
I’m a express engine I don’t go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Express engines don't go slow......
Man for such a big blue engine Gordon really isn’t that useful is he?😏
where this dialouge from(episodes)
Gordon hit some strawberry trucks
Gorden be like
0:03 HO!!!!!!! *CRASH*
R.I.P Troublesome Truck 0:15
That is not an trouble some truck
0:51
why was it lip synced slightly
I Am An Express Engine I Don’t Go AHHH (Crashes)
Rest in peace Gordon
Crashed to many times that they ran out of materials
The next day: Thomas: Finally Gordon is dead
Gordon is okay he needs to be repaired
Gordon
Is this official?
I’m an express engine I don’t go AAAAH!
Where did you get the audio?
He got it from sodor online are you dumb sodor online is basaclly sodor💀
What episode it 1:04
Being Percy.
@@ASmithsFunEntertainment ok thank you
0:44
What the _heck?_ 1) the express came to a dead stop. 2) how was Ben not *crushed* in that accident? 3) don't you DARE say no one was hurt!
Hi Long Time No See
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How is gordon legally alive
OFF! 0:55 OOF! 1:04
what is the game on 1:46
Cool Beans Railway.
@@ASmithsFunEntertainmentthe 3rd generation
Fun fact: im friends with the guy behind the voice of this meme
What video did this meme come from?
What Roblox game is that?
Cool Beans Railway.
With all the incidents on the railway, idk how anyone makes any money
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Its kinda creepy how the eyes moves when in the old 1999 just saying
I mean Thomas and Friends did started out as books before the model railways before cgi