“i was told there would be cake”
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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the fact that he says he was told there was cake implies that he wasnt gonna show up until one of them mentioned cake
lol
Lol
I mean, its just REALLY organic cake.
They're holding this event in his honor; he better get some cake.
It was caked blood, he just misheard
“A party without cake is just a meeting” -Stolas probably
I think you mean ‘stolas definitely’ lmao
Julia Child said it
AND STOLAS DOESN'T ATTEND MEETINGS 🔥
Like a revolution without dancing?
im getting Lets Game It Out flashbacks
This is a fun fact about Stolas. According to his entry in the Lesser Key of Solomon. Stolas is one of the few devils that's strictly a pacifist who only uses violence as a last resort.
And he shares his vast knowledge with those who summon him.
so clearly these cultists didn't do their research and provide cake
I can kinda imagine that, even in this universe, that would be how humans write him and don't even know what he actually is like lol
That's not a pacifist.
Pacifists don't use violence even in self defense.
@@Cacowninja welp that's what I read in his entry. He's a pacifist by nature that only uses violence as a last resort.
I also love how he was illustrated. He just looks like a very leggy owl with a crown, not even a demonic looking owl, just a regular owl with a crown on.
Stolas' pupils only show up when he's stressed, so this legitimately scared him.
What confuses me is that he's hundreds of years old and he's a demon prince, he's never attended a sacrifice in his name before?
Considering that he and blitzo were kids together he's probably more like in his 20s or 30s
Let's factor in that Stolas is probably in his 30's in Hell years. In Earth years, he might be older.
@@Tallest333hell is in a totally different time zone compared to earth
@androxtempest3913
Wow if hell couldn't get any worse, they have timezones.
Stolas is a pacifist demon. And he's not 100s of years old. He's in like his 30s.
In christian mythology stolas was a pacifist which makes this even funnier
???
@@Identificador_no_disponible. characters based of mythology, those people aren't imps or demons it seems and summoned him to party since he is one of the nicer demons.
OH YEAH HE EVEN USES VIOLENCE AS A LAST RESORT
@@StellaRoseTea No, Stolas demon does not exist in Christian mythology or the biblical canon. That is the doubt, he also does not have an exact personality and the real figure of him varies, since he is a demon mentioned only in the Ars Goetia. No demon has a real form
He and other Goetia don't exist in Christian mythology
"I was told there would be cake" HES SO CLUELESS
He was tired, you could tell because he was yawning
@@Not_CrimsonGamingOr maybe he was just bored... either way he received a bad wake up call. XD
Like he never been too a sadist party before n he's literally a demon from the underworld ? He he I called him woodsy in my comments clever huh will had used the Tootsie pop owl but I don't know his name should had been the password in that owl cult thing on Harley's show season 4 really hoot 2x
@@zoidlloyd7736 Just from your grammar, you seem a bit... young... to be watching this show
@@jakewolf4381, i guess so. I was 15 when I found out about this show😂
I believe this is how introverts feel at a birthday party thrown for them
Can confirm. That's why I organise my own birthday parties, and why they look more like board game nights than parties.
I haven't experienced my own birthday party but all I can say is I'm Stolas in this situation, going to parties just for the food
I can confirm, I only invited three of my friends since I don't know where the others live 😅
Y'all got human sacrifices in your birthdays?
Yep
ok but Im dying at the fact that this is set up like a family guy joke
Stolas really just did a family guy cut away gag
That's exactly what I thought when I saw this too! Lol
cutaway
"This is forse than the time I was summoned during a ritual on Earth"
Oh my god you're right
He’s so clueless i love him 😭💗
Hes not clueless, he was just bored.
@@originalindigodingobros t
And if Im not wrong he was probably a bit drunk too
I admire his priorities.
Same herw brother, same here.
I just love how they are all gloomy, creepy and satanic doing a ritual of blood sacrifice and hes just casually tired, drinking coffee and asks for cake
Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)
I'm with Stolas on this one. I'd prefer cake over human sacrifices, too.
how dare you?!!
Well I beg to differ
0:14 Stolas: that willbe the last time I'm going to parties like that
Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)
Stolas is a pacifist, and he’d never even WANT a sacrifice in the first place. These people clearly just wanted a demon to execute someone for.
i mean he has a high rank in the ars goetia.
off topic, but genuinely didn't expect to see you here. the last time I saw you was probably in an undertale related video, lol
@@PlixeldatedYeah but given they know Stolas as a demon it means they also read about him, but not enough in the book of demons, if they did they would know that Stolas is a pacifist and only uses his powers if absolutely necessary.
Which means that rank has nothing to do with this, they just picked one of the first demons they found.
Stolas: “I was told there would be cake-“
*gets blood spilled all over him* C A K E
Bloodkakke
I would've got him out of there and got him some REAL cake.
Real or cake?
I am so happy that Verosika is back, such an amazing character
She's hot
This has canonically happened to Lucifer
Change My Mind
This probably happens to him the most
There has to have been at least one blood-sacrifice-ritual-in-their-name for each of the Sins. And I can imagine how offended some of them would be for it to be a blood sacrifice ritual instead of something more appropriate for their sin lol
@@matthewmccoyd2578 69 likes
@@pixlbelle8081 what would the sacrifice for Ozzie be then...?
@@OfficialKimIsNoob oh, you know 😏
poor stolas he just wanted to go to a party just for a cake 🎂
how about we summon him and give a red velvet cake and/or Leche cake.
Imagine if he also asked for punch but got blood instead.
@highhoper1143 I’m with you on that one! How big should the cake be for our precious owl boy?
@@jules6735 I say have a leche cake with 3 layers inside, some strawberry drizzle around and have berries on top as decor and something to eat with the cake.
Stolas going to a sacrifice in his honor only because he thought there’d be cake is funnier than it has any right to be
You might aswell if they're gonna do it anyway
I think this is officially my new favorite quote of his, and I want it plastered either on a shirt or a coffee mug.
lol me too
I love that he has a cup with him... Which suggests the Cult has drinks and snacks in their gatherings.
I mean a long night of making blood sacrifices and chanting in sweaty robes is probably gonna make you hungry, right?
But no cake!
I mean, a church I used to go always had coffee and donuts after the service.
Same principle really.
The cake is a lie…
You beat me to it!
It's like you used portals to get to the joke faster than I could with conventional movement!
Eeyyyyy
So are candy in the back of the van.
I don't even watch this show. I just came here to look for THIS EXACT COMMENT. XD
Look at me still talking when there is science to do
Bro got traumatized
wait he's the demon their paying tribute to, how is HE being traumatized!?
@@bluelightstudios6191 Stolas just came to that party for some cake!
Stoles is so real for that-
Give birb his cake 😭
This scene felt like a family gut cutaway 😭
The only reason I go to random partys.
Randos have asked me to bake cakes for their parties but won’t invite or pay me.
Stolas is such a mood! 🎂
Me: That's a mood, Stolas.
I never studied demonology, but I don’t think Stolas would be the kind of demon prince to demand a blood sacrifice
Yeah he needs cake.
Apparently, he's not, he's a pacifist in the sense that he only uses violence as a last resort. He also apparently is one of the few demon princes who has never asked for any sacrifice that involved blood.
I like the conceit that demons aren't down with the blood sacrifice thing, at least Stolas isn't, and it's just something cooked up but sick human beings.
for sure alastor is
@@bluelightstudios6191 he's a sinner and not a hellborn, so idk
I can easily imagine this scenario happening to Lucifer a few times and each one just kept furthering his depression.
The same thing happened with Rhok'zan from Sucker For Love: Date To Die For (I'm waiting for some kind of Sucker For Love crossover fanfic or fanart. Azathoth is technically canon in the Hellaverse, so we might as well have L'neta, Estir, Nyanlathotep, Muu or Rhok'zan interacting with the characters from either shows).
I like stolas he so caring kind sweet and he is my favorite character ever he deserves some cake 🍰 ❤
I would headcanon that Stolas would yell
*”THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY CELEBRATE ME!?”*
Wow now imagine every demon that was summoned was like this lol
Yeah just give them some cake and maybe they will reward you in a special way
This implies that they got in contact with hell and during their first conversation with the demon they worship they told him there'll be cake
Also living for helluva doing family guy cutaways now,the one with dhork and the kids last time was also gold
I luv how Verosika calls Stolas "baby" and "babe" and geniuly cares for him AND all the demons who fell and got dumped by Blitz is jus so....❤😢
I wonder if other demon rulers have a similar experiences to this?
Lucifer: I heard there would be pancakes
@@khallidburke7272Cult: Hail Satan!
*Satan follows*
S: Who interupted my training?! *blood splatter on his face*
Paimon’s visits are messed up (Watch Hereditary)
this bird deserves some cake
cake is life
“I was told there would be cake? 🤨”, the delivery of that line was perfect! I love Stolas! 🥰🥰💜💜🩷🩷
It does say something about humanity if even demons and monsters are disturbed or scared by us .
"while paimon possessing a teenager while staring a group of naked worshippers in a tree house"
Stolas should be lucky that his cult aren’t as messed up as his dads
HES SO CLUELESS AND IT MAKES HIM CUTERRRRR
Where is my cake?😢
- royal owl prince
Stolas after blood splashing on his face: "ewww that was potent..💀"
Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)
This is some family guy ass cutaway gag
The Cake is a Lie - Mario
He deserves cake🎂👏
I only noticed it, Stolas is roughly 8-9 feet tall and cultists were almost the same height as him
Maybe he could change his height to fit in properly? To be fair if he was his actual height he would probably be going through the ceiling by now, also he was hunched down.
He's slouching though. Stolas has to be at least 10ft tall as he's around twice Blitz's height. Blitz is about the size of a shorter human from what we've seen. He's pretty tall for an imp when he's not hunched over. Stolas is a lamppost lol
@@Goikuchan Blitz is succubus-imp hybrid lol hence why he is tall
@@theworldofdio The photo of his mom didn't look like a succubus
@@theworldofdio Yep, my bet too is that he's a succubus imp hybrid. It would explain a lot! His sister Barbie shares the same tall genes that they quite obviously inherited from their mom. Both siblings just look so vastly different and use seduction as a way to manipulate others. Lust roots all the way.
At least the blood didn’t get into his coffee
It still got in the coffee 😢
and his mouth
Well now I know what me and Stolas agree on... Party with no cake is pointless
He’s so real for that, honestly. If a person was sacrificed for me for whatever reason, I’d be more concerned about cake too
It’s like a family guy cutaway
Vivienne Medrano knew what she was writing. We all know that adult show like this isn’t complete without family guy cutaways.
I think this might be my new favorite joke in the show
I love the family guy esque cutaway 😊
He’s got his priorities straight
Makes me wonder how Paimon would feel about the events of Hereditary.
I like how that is his response to the situation
I love how they did a god damn family guy cutaway
"IT GOT IN MY MOUTH."
The fact that blood went into his mouth is probably the reason he was shocked
Cultist 1: Nope just ending this human in your honor Owl Demon
Stolas: Why TF would you do that? Bye, anything else is more fun.
Cult Leader: Ah come on Stolas the Owl Prince here have an arm (rips an arm out of a human and offers it to him)
@@KingOfKings27X6 I'm out. And if you do this again, I will pay someone to end your entire cult.
“Awh crap. This is worse than that time I was at that hallowseve party”
HIS FACE AFTER GETTING BLOOD ON HIM-😭🙏
Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)
@@jackanasaurus5905 Mk
GET THIS MAN HIS CAKE DAMMIT
X: "how many times have you watched this?"
Me: "yes
I wonder how Stolas and Charlie would behave towards eachother.
They'll definitely become friends.
Fun fact: The Symbol behind is the actual seal to invoke Stolas in mythology.
Someone should make a fanfic of all the times the characters have been summoned-…
You know what no…I think I’ll do it myself.
Maybe this pagan ritual could have been avoided if he exposed himself to the cult and demanded his cake.
When Stolas, the Astronomer says he would rather have cake than a blood sacrifice, you get him cake!
"oh god my mouth was open IT GOT IN MY MOUTH"
This mean that the D.H.O.R.K.S don't necessary need a portal to catch a demon, they can Simply summon it.
Now...how do i summon a morningstar?
Draw Lucifer’s symbol
@@scalvano okay
Draw a duck
Dont forget to offer lucifer a sacrificial lamb (hells greatest dad ref)
@@isaiah5519 okay
It gets even better once you realize this is also pretty accurate to how the real Stolas would react, as in Christian mythology Stolas is a pacifist.
First joke in this series i laughed at
No one talks about this moment enough lol
3rd time I've said it.
Imagine the ending of Hereditary.
Then imagine Stolas in it.
Feel a little better.
Why is Stolas so adorable?
They really pulled a family guy cutaway gag
The ONLY reason I get invited to parties is to bake the cake and most of the time they just want the cake and won’t even let me join the party or pay me and they call me selfish for asking for something in return.
Damn that sucks.
I think you should just quit the cake thing.
“ Family Guy cutaway “ ahh scene
I feel like people forget Stolas is just an Astronomer.
Its so nice seeing stolas setting up cut-aways like a family guy character 😊
it's getting to that point in the writers room huh?
0:12 Nelson Muntz: "Ha ha!"
Probably the only thing that I’ve laughed at the whole episode 🥲
Cultists: We offer you this sack of rice.
Stolas: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE DRYCLEANING IS!?
He covered in blood!
I showed this to one of my siblings and said that a party without cake is just a meeting. They said that they had attended AA meetings with cake, to which I responded with “Then that was a party.” and they said, “… Hot take.”
Poor Stolas.❤️😘🥰👍
I laughed so hard when I first heard him say that
They lied, there was no cake, they only said their was because they knew Stolas wouldn’t have shown up otherwise.
He’s such a mood “that’s a mood Stolas”
And I was told the Backstreets would be playin.
Poor Stolas, he just wanted cake 🎂
*3rd anyway I love his attitude❤️*
0:02 not the Imps making out 😳
This is funny because Stolas is summoned to learn about his knowledge. In this case I suppose Paimon told him he was going to be summoned for that and he doesn’t know what people really do in his name or what is he doing. Like the cake was the sacrifice but he didn’t knew.
Yeah I'm pretty sure all the other demons get bored and sick of those summons.
Heck if I was a demon I'd want a party with music, cake, maybe even a pinata
Yeah all Stolas got was a bunch of murderous edgelords and their most recent victim.
the cake was a lie :(