Dream Daddy- Joseph's Secret Recipe

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • C'mon in and let your Father (and Son and Holy Ghost) guide you in a step-by-step process of making the best gosh darn brownies the congregation has ever seen.
    Simply lust-worthy.... if lust weren't a sin and all that.
    ahem

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  • @eyelessgaming2410
    @eyelessgaming2410 7 лет назад +1029

    "You can really taste the blood of Christ." *eats and makes awkward moaning sounds walking away*

    • @foxesandunicorns4586
      @foxesandunicorns4586 7 лет назад +10

      EyelessGamming XDDDD

    • @candykraze5652
      @candykraze5652 7 лет назад +21

      EyelessGamming blood of Christ oddly tastes of maple syrup, weed, and salt . Don't forget to bring those to the Seance later Joseph, I like me my salty weed brownies while chatting satanic hymns.

    • @eyelessgaming2410
      @eyelessgaming2410 7 лет назад +6

      Candy Kraze Omg... That was perfect. 😂😂😂😂

    • @deltahawkins7490
      @deltahawkins7490 7 лет назад +18

      He didn't moan any louder than when he hooked up with Robert.

    • @fluffykitten7357
      @fluffykitten7357 7 лет назад +2

      King Delta Productions lol😂😂😂😂

  • @Cat.02p
    @Cat.02p 7 лет назад +716

    Just a pinch *pours in entire box of salt*

    • @shoot2338
      @shoot2338 7 лет назад +29

      cat the panda when you see someone talking to senpai
      Friend:you a pinch salty?
      Just a pinch. Ya know only a pinch *entire box*

    • @deltahawkins7490
      @deltahawkins7490 7 лет назад +42

      Mary: Add 2 shots of Vodka.
      *Pours entire bottle*

    • @SarcasticSean
      @SarcasticSean 7 лет назад +2

      420 likes

    • @analogboii
      @analogboii 7 лет назад +3

      That's me thoooo lmao

    • @dancebot9635
      @dancebot9635 6 лет назад +1

      666 LIKES LOL 😈😈😈😈

  • @themagnificentmattie2973
    @themagnificentmattie2973 7 лет назад +354

    As a Christian I can 100% confirm that's EXACTLY how you make brownies. Bless up

    • @kyleejohnson1603
      @kyleejohnson1603 7 лет назад +8

      I wish all cristians were like this. ;^;

    • @ANunez-rd8vu
      @ANunez-rd8vu 7 лет назад +1

      21 Crybabies! At the chemical disco I can't believe they forgot the pages of the holy book. They needed to burn it up and mix the ashes with the batter.

    • @crystalm.223
      @crystalm.223 7 лет назад +1

      themagnificentmattie my fellow Christian, you forgot the holy water as well

    • @screech5325
      @screech5325 7 лет назад +6

      We're making brownies not "Kill your demons" pie.

    • @heartofgoldenglass7723
      @heartofgoldenglass7723 7 лет назад +4

      Don't forget the burnt plastic of black metal CDs.

  • @sophiasmith6488
    @sophiasmith6488 7 лет назад +431

    *sees dream daddy* *screams*

  • @raya11gaara
    @raya11gaara 7 лет назад +401

    Square brownies from circle muffin pan.........
    WITCHCRAFT

  • @Wolfoe1238
    @Wolfoe1238 7 лет назад +163

    For those who haven't played the game, this is 100% actual footage from Jesus dad's route

  • @b_medina1415
    @b_medina1415 7 лет назад +122

    The cat did not care whatsoever.

  • @ZephariusBe
    @ZephariusBe 7 лет назад +51

    YOU HEATHEN
    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PREHEAT THE OVEN

  • @creaturehands
    @creaturehands 7 лет назад +60

    Joseph is the Dover Ghost.

  • @IlastarothTayre
    @IlastarothTayre 7 лет назад +41

    THAT BLACK CAT IS SO FAT I AM IN LOVE
    Also I'm pretty sure you bought the "basil" from Lucien. Turns out it's actually oregano.

  • @elis3766
    @elis3766 7 лет назад +459

    .... weed brownies? Nah... okay 😂

    • @richag1928
      @richag1928 7 лет назад +4

      Aoba-san I FOUND YOU, yay! Hello w do we run into each other everywhere? 😂😂 I love it! 😂

    • @vincentrather1010
      @vincentrather1010 7 лет назад +2

      Aoba-san careful bro you got a stalker

    • @richag1928
      @richag1928 7 лет назад +1

      Vincent Rather not my fault we're subbed to each other! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vincentrather1010
      @vincentrather1010 7 лет назад

      Nu'est and BTS Trash that's not exactly true.... Strictly speaking it's at least half your fault, if you think about it.

    • @elis3766
      @elis3766 7 лет назад

      Nu'est and BTS Trash omg hai! 😂

  • @JennyTomlinson100
    @JennyTomlinson100 7 лет назад +172

    Yes your Joseph is so accurate!

  • @meltymac2230
    @meltymac2230 7 лет назад +48

    I was wearing a face mask while I was watching this, the kind I'm not supposed to move my face while it's on and the only way I could laugh was with a dead expression and unemotional face. My sister walked in while I was mid laugh and I scared her XD

  • @WearyclarisaVOD
    @WearyclarisaVOD 7 лет назад +110

    Why is this so accurate.

  • @kaylaschneider9204
    @kaylaschneider9204 7 лет назад +62

    "basil"

    • @glitterfly972
      @glitterfly972 7 лет назад +3

      Kayla Schneider
      It's actually oregano
      Silly people's

  • @hopevalentine7155
    @hopevalentine7155 7 лет назад +10

    Him: *puts in a baking tray*
    45 minutes later
    Him: *pulls out a small white plate with perfectly cut brownies stacked neatly on top of each other*
    *holds up cross* OUT OF THIS HOUSE, OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

    • @thunderstudent
      @thunderstudent 6 лет назад

      I think I have 4 Paranormal investigators in Manhattan to call, ones who drive a Hearse made in 1959.

  • @strawberrykisscosplay4453
    @strawberrykisscosplay4453 7 лет назад +11

    "WE'RE COOKING FOR GOD SO...." Im dying here!

  • @angelofthelord2312
    @angelofthelord2312 7 лет назад +4

    Joseph: *eats while walking away making weird moaning sounds*
    Me: Joseph, you're loving those brownies a bit too much there, neighbor??

  • @imjustalex1623
    @imjustalex1623 7 лет назад +6

    I can't believe people are already cosplaying for this

  • @sillypig80
    @sillypig80 7 лет назад +3

    The bit with the Sepiroth theme was hilarious 😂😂

  • @derpykyle3734
    @derpykyle3734 7 лет назад +53

    I thought you guys were never gonna post another video until months but, NOW YOU DID YAY!!

  • @scarletsab8899
    @scarletsab8899 7 лет назад +6

    You are such a good actor, please i need to see you in a movie, can someone plz make that happen :))

  • @richag1928
    @richag1928 7 лет назад +98

    Markiplier? Is that you?

    • @temarinara77
      @temarinara77 7 лет назад +4

      Nu'est and BTS Trash lol he do that wouldnt he i 💕you Mark

    • @ryujinx3186
      @ryujinx3186 7 лет назад +2

      Hello army

    • @IlastarothTayre
      @IlastarothTayre 7 лет назад +9

      A mix of Mark turning into Darkiplier and Dan and Phil crafting. Nice.

  • @annabelleculham8953
    @annabelleculham8953 7 лет назад +6

    Is it bad that I watched this 3 times in a row? I can't stop

  • @asianeggplant1707
    @asianeggplant1707 7 лет назад +19

    Yus! Dude your awesome. I love your cosplay's and stuff

  • @Fancytunav4
    @Fancytunav4 7 лет назад +8

    As a Christian I find this accurate and a true piece of art

  • @sabrinalocke2846
    @sabrinalocke2846 7 лет назад +2

    The cat is like
    "...... someone...... someone help me.... please...."

  • @heckwaffle2363
    @heckwaffle2363 7 лет назад +3

    "the blood"
    Of the innocent?
    "And the body"
    Of a virgin?
    "Of Christ.."
    ... Oh yeah of course...

  • @destinybarrett4638
    @destinybarrett4638 7 лет назад +17

    This is amazing

  • @oliviadamron3897
    @oliviadamron3897 7 лет назад +31

    I knew this was coming XD
    I love you!! Your cosplays are amazing!! Keep it up! :)

  • @crystlepresson3760
    @crystlepresson3760 4 года назад +1

    Joseph: (holding cat over a pan made for cupcakes)
    Cat: Hooman, what are you doing, and why are you doing it?

  • @menollymarechaltanona1556
    @menollymarechaltanona1556 7 лет назад +4

    I'm dying omg xD
    Every ingredients are perfectly well mesured :') This was so great XD
    Let's hope this can become a cooking series with all the dads of dream daddy! :P

  • @hounder9134
    @hounder9134 4 года назад +2

    Me: skips some parts
    Joseph: *The blood of a virgin*

  • @swimandsleep6979
    @swimandsleep6979 7 лет назад +12

    My crops are thriving

  • @caleejune2639
    @caleejune2639 7 лет назад +3

    I was terrified for that cat, Lol!!

    • @caleejune2639
      @caleejune2639 7 лет назад

      Daydreaming Madness, Lol😂😂 probably because the camera is to high!!

  • @GioAugust
    @GioAugust 7 лет назад +1

    "It's like the hearts of man, so pure, so granulated" I CANNOT EVEN ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaa

  • @AR-ws9ry
    @AR-ws9ry 7 лет назад +4

    I love the cat. It shows up in and few other videos too

  • @imhubs593
    @imhubs593 7 лет назад +8

    AHHHHHH I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
    I WANT TO DIE

  • @evan_teo5482
    @evan_teo5482 7 лет назад +1

    Just saw you cosplay this at "The worst cosplay contest" at AniRevo and by gosh you are the best Joseph I have ever seen. (The twins and Mary were also spectacular btw.)

  • @0_S_A_E_0
    @0_S_A_E_0 7 лет назад

    This channel has made my day over the past couple of years.
    From itachi the stalker to joseph making brownies

  • @aliciatherabbit6128
    @aliciatherabbit6128 7 лет назад

    Amazing! The whole cosplay is on point, especially the wig. Joseph is always so beatiful

  • @DaniCalifornia_x
    @DaniCalifornia_x 7 лет назад

    I need to stay farrrrr away from sugar before entering the world of youtube and Dream Daddy... I think I laughed WAY TOO hard at this... you're awesome...

  • @animewolves824
    @animewolves824 7 лет назад

    Glad I got to meet u guys at RNW
    I was watching this upstairs around my family with ear buds. It was completely silent then.......... "OH PANTHER!!" Lol

  • @mossroos5815
    @mossroos5815 7 лет назад

    I don't think I've ever squealed so loud/high in my life. Oh my god.

  • @x4n7h05
    @x4n7h05 6 лет назад

    Oh my god I love your spice rack! It’s the cat bus from I wanna say spirited away! I love it!

  • @edenseraphina6156
    @edenseraphina6156 7 лет назад +1

    im addicted to watching you guys!!!

  • @iBurnedaHouse
    @iBurnedaHouse 7 лет назад +1

    Oh my god I'm so happy you cosplayed Joseph!! XD

  • @cosmiccosplaycat1265
    @cosmiccosplaycat1265 6 лет назад

    'Just a bit of basil, if you know what i mean'
    Me: YOUR MAKIN WEED BROWNIES!!!

  • @grumpysendak2614
    @grumpysendak2614 7 лет назад

    ive been watching you guys for like six years omg i still love it

  • @coleota6803
    @coleota6803 7 лет назад

    My new motto every time I cook: "it's gonna be a bit slushy but let's be honest, we're cooking together and most important, we're cooking for god"

  • @cephalopodenergy2790
    @cephalopodenergy2790 7 лет назад

    Me at the beginning of the video: Oh boy, a new video, and it's a brownie recipe! And it's a Dream Daddy cosplay too!
    Me, after the video: ...That ain't your grandmother's brownie recipe.

  • @forestp334
    @forestp334 7 лет назад

    His voice is like liquid gold. Also very attractive, not fair.
    ..Not to mention the weed devil brownies.

  • @justonesniper
    @justonesniper 7 лет назад

    I first watched this channel 7 or 8 years ago cool to see its still active.

  • @salutationstj5483
    @salutationstj5483 7 лет назад

    I love his voice. I have many problems and I'm DIEING inside. :D

  • @jospehchristiansen5780
    @jospehchristiansen5780 6 лет назад

    and this why this is my favorite channel on RUclips

  • @savanimay
    @savanimay 7 лет назад +1

    Fighting Dreamers Pro coming into my subscription box with a Dream Daddy video. Is this a dream?

  • @dualbladescosplays1078
    @dualbladescosplays1078 7 лет назад +5

    so funny. love it! so happy to see someone cosplay dream daddy! looks great! wish video was longer tho

  • @bungeonsandbragons2945
    @bungeonsandbragons2945 7 лет назад

    That pause between saying blood and bile and then Christ

  • @CherryJubileefilms
    @CherryJubileefilms 7 лет назад +1

    "Basil" to add in that extra "kick" I SEE BEHIND YIUR LIES 😂

  • @EnvyVoice
    @EnvyVoice 7 лет назад +1

    Started off a little creepy, but now I want to make brownies. Thanks.

  • @fidebagwell5697
    @fidebagwell5697 7 лет назад

    Joseph: A pinch of salt, just a pinch. *dumps in salt*
    Mary: Two shots of vodka. *pours in entire bottle*

  • @realcatboy1263
    @realcatboy1263 7 лет назад +1

    I love this 😂 Good job Lucas

  • @DashMalone
    @DashMalone 7 лет назад +1

    This is givin me what I need tonight! So brilliant :}

  • @edeathedemonfox7067
    @edeathedemonfox7067 7 лет назад

    I think that was more than a "pinch", Joseph. XD Also. I knew Panther was a big cat, but jeez! He makes my cat look like a mouse.

  • @RichChanLikesTacos
    @RichChanLikesTacos 7 лет назад +3

    Now its time for cooking with fred jones
    This video was sponsored by #maplesyrup and is a product of mystery inc
    No cats were harmed in the making of "basil" brownies

  • @shadelrussell5855
    @shadelrussell5855 7 лет назад +3

    Finally another video yes!!!

  • @sarcasticcat9837
    @sarcasticcat9837 7 лет назад

    Why are you guys so good at making these?😂😂😂

  • @crystalm.223
    @crystalm.223 7 лет назад

    "You can really taste the blood of Christ."
    Me during communion

  • @princecproductions9531
    @princecproductions9531 7 лет назад

    I haven't seen anything for dream daddy yet, and this was not what I was expecting

  • @sevinvii1530
    @sevinvii1530 7 лет назад

    I love this lol all your videos are perfection!

  • @thetea4171
    @thetea4171 7 лет назад

    dadsona: "...JOSEPH!! IM GETTING ROBERT!!"

  • @StrifeAiray
    @StrifeAiray 7 лет назад

    Yas! Your Joseph cosplay is spot on!

  • @maskedsinger8337
    @maskedsinger8337 7 лет назад

    I'm so happy about this! And it's just when I subscribed!

  • @26miceinatrenchcoat19
    @26miceinatrenchcoat19 7 лет назад

    MY GUINEA PIGS STARTED SQUEAKING WHEN HE SAID "THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS"

  • @lionguy4107
    @lionguy4107 6 лет назад

    I want to see gallieries upon galleries of photos of joseph holding that cat.

  • @Starryeyedcrybaby
    @Starryeyedcrybaby 7 лет назад

    The salt part reminds me every time of yalls old maximum ride video that I found you through back in the day and idk if that was intentional or not but I love it.

  • @RedMoonNinjaPro
    @RedMoonNinjaPro 7 лет назад

    This is the most beautiful video I've ever seen omg

  • @pidge3751
    @pidge3751 7 лет назад +6

    The new Mr.Rogers?

  • @KitsuneRawr
    @KitsuneRawr 7 лет назад +6

    The secret ingredient is Jesus juice.

  • @sabinarose6629
    @sabinarose6629 7 лет назад

    This made me so Happy! I love you guys!

  • @yaboi6524
    @yaboi6524 7 лет назад

    Omg I love Joseph thank you for living

  • @iice_cream
    @iice_cream 7 лет назад +2

    *_the blood and the body_*
    Of Christ!

  • @danaadel5551
    @danaadel5551 7 лет назад

    mary: and youd wana add two shots of voka
    mary: *pours the whole bottle*

  • @rose134265
    @rose134265 7 лет назад +4

    Oh my god!! I love this! XD

  • @miuluv460
    @miuluv460 7 лет назад

    1:53 I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NotTheGodOfWar
    @NotTheGodOfWar 7 лет назад

    i swear to god this is great as hell cosplay!!

  • @treyolathecrayola2433
    @treyolathecrayola2433 7 лет назад +1

    Trying to act casual but is way to excited to see ya'll back in the feed

    • @treyolathecrayola2433
      @treyolathecrayola2433 7 лет назад +1

      Not in like... animal feed. The subscriber feed- ya know fuck it

  • @willemily3794
    @willemily3794 7 лет назад

    He's the living embodiment of the fucking " *two* shots of vodka" vines

  • @gloomylil
    @gloomylil 7 лет назад

    this is great?? i never knew I needed this in my life??

  • @lavenderbakery4184
    @lavenderbakery4184 7 лет назад +28

    Fun fact: Damien is Trans!

  • @lovelyraincoat475
    @lovelyraincoat475 6 лет назад

    i'm screaming this is so perfect

  • @kellieosgatharp1554
    @kellieosgatharp1554 7 лет назад

    Id love joseph too if he had a voice like that. Damn

  • @PastelGrey
    @PastelGrey 7 лет назад +1

    BOiii lmfao this is too good! Love you man!

  • @c0niine
    @c0niine 7 лет назад

    I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS LMAO

  • @jolt3555
    @jolt3555 7 лет назад

    "Let's put the temperature to the hellish number of 666 and walk away for 45 minutes"
    Real quote

  • @KD-kk6yg
    @KD-kk6yg 7 лет назад

    I cried when he said to put the cat in the oven. My cat looks exactly like that one, which made me cry harder Dx

  • @alondraalvarez6066
    @alondraalvarez6066 7 лет назад

    I was gigglening to the entire vid.

  • @Jess-se4re
    @Jess-se4re 7 лет назад

    i love him too much 😂 this was amazing

  • @lilabrock9558
    @lilabrock9558 7 лет назад

    Im going to suggest that my grandma make brownies with this amazing recipe I found and send her this

  • @aspen8514
    @aspen8514 7 лет назад +16

    this is some shady shit joseph