Billy Crystal is a mind reader!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Billy Crystal reads the minds of the audience and tells us what the stars are thinking at the 84th Academy Awards in 2012.

Комментарии • 422

  • @CarlosRiveraFernandez
    @CarlosRiveraFernandez 8 лет назад +2742

    The Marty Scorsese one is fucking awesome. Had me in tears.

  • @strawbootie
    @strawbootie 10 лет назад +2336

    The Scorsese bit was the best omg

    • @strawbootie
      @strawbootie 4 года назад +6

      @Just a Pinappl how did I not know it has 1k likes until just now???

    • @jackthejobberfan5247
      @jackthejobberfan5247 4 года назад +4

      Why is this sub-comment section suddenly active after 6 years?🤔

    • @singularity108
      @singularity108 3 года назад +2

      How it chews to 5 gum feels!

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 года назад +3

      No!! The Nick Nolte one was the best! Lmao

    • @shane-irish
      @shane-irish 2 года назад

      Nick

  • @evanhanson6924
    @evanhanson6924 8 лет назад +2286

    Oh my god please have Billy Crystal host the Oscars again!

    • @jamesdunn9714
      @jamesdunn9714 5 лет назад +27

      Best Oscar host ever!

    • @laurencewhite4809
      @laurencewhite4809 4 года назад +14

      Why? His timing is soooooo slow. This might have worked in 1991 but does not work now. I mean, this is comedy for the old age home.

    • @ty814
      @ty814 3 года назад +2

      Hannibal. 😍😍😍😍

    • @Songs-lr4wt
      @Songs-lr4wt 3 года назад

      @@laurencewhite4809 yaaa so slow, and not funny at all

    • @soulpaua2097
      @soulpaua2097 3 года назад

      Really?

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 11 лет назад +725

    That's a reference to how fast Marty usually talks. He DOES talk pretty fast.

    • @danniiblake2084
      @danniiblake2084 3 года назад +11

      Nick Nolte:
      "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ¡DEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

    • @militia505
      @militia505 3 года назад +4

      I do agree

    • @mdteletom1288
      @mdteletom1288 2 года назад +3

      My favorite line about Scorsese was by Don Rickles: "Will somebody get him a phone book so he can see me?".

  • @digum1904
    @digum1904 4 года назад +3453

    Imagine Ricky Gervais doing this

    • @booboowywy5912
      @booboowywy5912 4 года назад +66

      he wont be able to do it because he is not good at improv

    • @Drizzle600
      @Drizzle600 4 года назад +12

      @BoOBoO wywy what? 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @brentmeistergeneral6074
      @brentmeistergeneral6074 4 года назад +56

      BoOBoO wywy are you serious? Rather than these 1950s scripted, Hollywood friendly ‘jokes’? Gervais is the funniest ‘off the cuff’ guy out there.

    • @Maaden84
      @Maaden84 4 года назад +25

      All Ricky can do is drink beer and tell us how he doesnt care even tho its obvious how much he actually does care, year after year after year. Really boring, no imagination

    • @stephengaffney9009
      @stephengaffney9009 4 года назад +1

      Maaden_Swe Yeah that’s all he says...

  • @gwasgray9309
    @gwasgray9309 8 лет назад +538

    I forgot that Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars as recently as 2012.

    • @patrickliterallymebateman9892
      @patrickliterallymebateman9892 4 года назад +11

      8 years ago and your comment is 4 years ago but still this is pretty recent for someone like Billy Cristal

    • @poohgaze2338
      @poohgaze2338 3 года назад +5

      He stepped in that year as a replacement for Eddie Murphy who dropped out on (relatively) short notice.

  • @bondpyant5730
    @bondpyant5730 6 лет назад +817

    "Arrrrrghh", Nick Nolte! LMAO!

    • @ChAn-dv9to
      @ChAn-dv9to 5 лет назад +7

      LOL

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 года назад +3

      I’m glad someone else agrees with me. The Nick Nolte one was the best!!! I’m still cracking up!!!

    • @_a.tay_
      @_a.tay_ 3 года назад

      Poor guy 😂

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 6 лет назад +322

    Crystal perfectly described Martin Scorsese’s directing style

  • @makienxhemmiktar
    @makienxhemmiktar 4 года назад +33

    safe hands, old-school chuckles and a genuine love for movies. Why is he not the go-to guy like he was in the 90s? Bring Billy back.

  • @alecchoy5249
    @alecchoy5249 4 года назад +35

    Billy Crystal should be the Oscar's host all the time. His comedy is unique.

  • @bundeligafan
    @bundeligafan 10 лет назад +895

    Morgan Freeman bit was hilarious xD

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 3 года назад +1

      Couldn't do it today. Twitter would have your job by the end of the night.

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 2 года назад +1

      @@vladimirhorowitz 🤦‍♀someone hasn't seen all the times Ricky hosted.

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 2 года назад

      @@DlcEnergy Oh really? Which year did Ricky Gervais impersonate a black man?

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 2 года назад

      @@vladimirhorowitz 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 2 года назад

      @@DlcEnergy Is that emoji some kind of code for a year?

  • @oscarphile
    @oscarphile 8 лет назад +279

    Third edition of Billy's mind-reading routine, with the following unsuspecting wictims:
    0:20 - Brad Pitt, third-time nominee for Moneyball, half of "Brangelina"
    0:30 - Angelina Jolie, former Best Supporting Actress winner (Girl, Interrupted) and two-time Best Actress nominee; other half of "Brangelina"
    0:35 - Morgan Freeman, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Million Dollar Baby), narrator of The Shawshank Redemption and March of the Penguins, and one of the most recognizable voices in Hollywood
    0:51 - George Clooney, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Syriana), nominated for Best Actor that night for The Descendants
    0:57 - Viola Davis, second-time nominee, this time as Best Actress for The Help
    1:09 - Martin Scorsese, legendary Oscar-winning director (The Departed), nominated again for Hugo
    1:25 - Nick Nolte, third-time nominee, this time as Best Supporting Actor for Warrior (and a VERY good sport)
    1:39 - Uggie the show-stealing dog from The Artist, which won Best Picture at the end of that evening. Uggie deserved at least a nomination. Does the Best Supporting Actor really have to be human to be nominated??? Wilson the Volleyball, anyone? How bout the bear from The Revenant?

    • @deniserodas6848
      @deniserodas6848 8 лет назад +4

      Scorsese won for The Departed not The Help.

    • @oscarphile
      @oscarphile 8 лет назад +9

      Yikes! That's exactly what I meant to write about him in the first place; I guess because I had just written The Help for Viola Davis, it somehow stuck in the mind. Do you ever have that happen to you? Anyway, it's fixed now; let's delete both of these comments and pretend this never happened, please?

    • @brenoleitebrito2471
      @brenoleitebrito2471 5 лет назад +2

      Wilson truly deserved a nomination.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 2 года назад +1

      Revenant bear was CGI. I’d say Bart the Bear deserved it for his performance in The Edge. He was a real bear who managed to scare the shit out of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.

    • @deanronson6331
      @deanronson6331 2 года назад +1

      @@oscarphile You can edit a post, you know.

  • @BasicMusicRecords
    @BasicMusicRecords 12 лет назад +35

    Billy Crystal is the BEST host! He's geniunely funny (my mom and I cracked up SO much when we watched the Oscars!) and is funny, while still being clean. Loved the 84th Oscars so, so much. He needs to host it more.

  • @AmnistY21
    @AmnistY21 5 лет назад +76

    The Nolte bit still makes me laugh to the point of tears.

  • @Mattyhull1
    @Mattyhull1 12 лет назад +18

    I was SOOOOOOO happy when he did this skit, its the best thing he does at the Oscars!!!!

  • @anton1990
    @anton1990 3 года назад +20

    Nick Nolte’s reaction is adorable!

  • @pedrocarrazana1157
    @pedrocarrazana1157 8 лет назад +777

    Idc what nobody says Angelina is gorgeous

    • @tamasvarga9862
      @tamasvarga9862 7 лет назад +86

      you crazy madman you! everyone thought she is hideous but you had to go against the norm hahaha you absolute madman. but I'm an absolute total crazy person too for example I think brad pitt is handsome. BOOOOM

    • @doosha1986
      @doosha1986 6 лет назад +14

      tamas varga Who is every one? Every one thinks she is gorgeous

    • @sliythroat8303
      @sliythroat8303 6 лет назад +25

      i've never heard anyone call her ugly

    • @joanarias6296
      @joanarias6296 6 лет назад +13

      I know right, I never heard anyone call her ugly she’s so pretty

    • @jamesdunn9714
      @jamesdunn9714 5 лет назад +5

      @Ivan Luberts Her lips and everything else is natural.

  • @EGarrett01
    @EGarrett01 10 лет назад +443

    0:20, behind Brad Pitt, I see the Academy is now using clones for seat fillers.

    • @chadkase7580
      @chadkase7580 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @ebonyh9566
      @ebonyh9566 3 года назад +3

      😳

    • @RareCinephile
      @RareCinephile 3 года назад +8

      Underrated comment.

    • @donflux9330
      @donflux9330 3 года назад

      Wait those 2 lady's are clones?

    • @heykau9874
      @heykau9874 2 года назад +3

      @@donflux9330 maybe its a couple of twin sisters who signed up to be the seat fillers.

  • @ALE280290
    @ALE280290 9 лет назад +319

    1:39 R.I.P. Uggie :'(

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 2 года назад +3

    The brilliant, fast, clean, Billy Crystal. Bring him back!

  • @meteorrejector
    @meteorrejector 4 года назад +80

    lol i feel like the “billygelina” part didnt make sense because she was married to billy bob thornton

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 6 лет назад +53

    I love Billy! The Scorsese crack was hilarious!

  • @Garyruizjr
    @Garyruizjr 12 лет назад +15

    Haha xD easily one of the best skits of the night! Billy should host again!

  • @adijayaification
    @adijayaification 5 лет назад +66

    Nolte: "Aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhheeee.... " LOL 😂👍🏿

  • @hinarunaruhi5676
    @hinarunaruhi5676 6 лет назад +117

    Brad pitt is so beautiful 😍😍

  • @MeeplandHeights
    @MeeplandHeights 12 лет назад +20

    It's no wonder this guy has hosted so much!

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 5 лет назад +4

    Legend has it they bring Billy Crystal out of deep storage every ten years to host.

  • @Scott125670
    @Scott125670 11 лет назад +32

    the Scorsese thing killed me LOLOL

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu 5 лет назад +37

    I love Billy Crystal, and all his clips are practically automatic thumbs up... but this one was uninspired and frankly, not funny.

  • @Metatronicus
    @Metatronicus 11 лет назад +3

    This shows that we have a soul, and when we die we live on,cause when you watch old shit of billy , like something 30 years ago, he is the same funny delightfull person. Billy is a Angel!

  • @dalmatoteh
    @dalmatoteh 12 лет назад +20

    Nick Nolte:
    "Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ¡DEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"

  • @maneljayanthi2730
    @maneljayanthi2730 4 года назад +6

    Viola Davis one cracked me

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 года назад

    Thank you 🙏 Billy Crystal
    When Harry Met Sally - top five.

  • @wutever22
    @wutever22 12 лет назад +5

    nick nolte's reactions to billy is priceless, raised eyebrows lmao!! 1:32

  • @Jax-kr8nh
    @Jax-kr8nh 4 года назад +2

    Billy Crystal you legend!!!

  • @marm2570
    @marm2570 2 года назад +1

    Uggieeeee! Aw. I miss both that dog, & Billy hosting.

  • @roxy5588
    @roxy5588 12 лет назад +8

    That was so awesome I really love Billy Crystal doing this, it totally makes my day after of course the Hannibal Lecter skit that he did back when The Silence of the Lambs won Best Picture!!! LOL :D

  • @treyoftriphorya
    @treyoftriphorya 4 года назад +3

    I wished there were more of these billy was the next best after Bob Hope

  • @Mrmoviefan123
    @Mrmoviefan123 11 лет назад +11

    He should have said "Mrs. Billy Crystal" with one of the girls, like the previous time he hosted.

  • @panagiotakyv
    @panagiotakyv 3 года назад +2

    The best Oscar presenter ever ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jmadratz
    @jmadratz 3 года назад +2

    When Oscar night was not political...simply marvelous!

  • @sexytyper88
    @sexytyper88 2 года назад +2

    OMG Nolte after Marty - I DIED

  • @frankhogan7541
    @frankhogan7541 4 года назад +4

    Maybe He Just Used The Force. The Academy Should make him PERMANENT Host.

  • @sspdirect02
    @sspdirect02 12 лет назад +3

    1:08 I like when Marty is mouthing what's he's saying.

  • @ilsur121
    @ilsur121 4 года назад +4

    Brad Pitt looks here absolutely the same as at Oscars in 2020 winning best supporting actor. The real Benjamin Button!

    • @stefanmovieflixtomasi
      @stefanmovieflixtomasi 3 года назад

      Also, the real top 250 list actor!

    • @pkzin2279
      @pkzin2279 Год назад +2

      @@stefanmovieflixtomasi Bro Brad Pitt is in the top 10 best actors of all time!!

  • @WritersInkTHEWORD
    @WritersInkTHEWORD 4 года назад

    Awww...I love Billy ..last of the gentleman 😇

  • @FreakinSweet86
    @FreakinSweet86 11 лет назад +25

    Christ, Nick Nolte looks like Kenny Rogers XD

    • @sanctuaryism
      @sanctuaryism 5 лет назад

      he was getting into character at this point to film a movie about him.

  • @frankcarlosanaliza
    @frankcarlosanaliza 6 месяцев назад

    I lost it with Nick Nolte🤣🤣🤣🤣Please bring back this type of ceremony

  • @manongilardot4027
    @manongilardot4027 5 лет назад +9

    I would never be as rich as this dog ... That's all I remember from this video

  • @HankTheDwarf
    @HankTheDwarf 10 лет назад +12

    What was Billy Crystal's plastic surgeon thinking when he got to that billboard of a forehead? No wrinkles looks totally natural on a near-70 year old.

  • @lifePlusJoey
    @lifePlusJoey 12 лет назад +27

    OH MY GOD HE KILLED ME IN THE SCORSESE PART XDDDDDDDDDD

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 11 лет назад +3

    yeah seriously he did a brilliant job!

  • @bingotheone-eyedwondercat6229
    @bingotheone-eyedwondercat6229 5 лет назад +17

    Billy Crystal is hilarious!
    Back when awards shows were not political platforms

  • @bill930505
    @bill930505 2 года назад +1

    Ten years ago, this happened. But will three hosting women be able to read everybody’s minds with three times the Billy Crystal horsepower this Sunday?

  • @AuntieMamie
    @AuntieMamie Год назад

    I’m laughing too hard to express my constant love of Mr Crystal. Luminous doesn’t begin……

  • @juliemcarthur3004
    @juliemcarthur3004 2 года назад +1

    Bring Billy back

  • @vagrantwhiz4740
    @vagrantwhiz4740 2 года назад +1

    Man no host like Billy

  • @HectorHernandez-jg8jb
    @HectorHernandez-jg8jb 3 года назад

    Best bit of his I've ever seen

  • @ericmasters9680
    @ericmasters9680 10 лет назад +11

    Billy is funny, though crowd. :)

  • @double_spice
    @double_spice 7 лет назад +3

    OMG THIS IS AWESOME

  • @MrAtaguas
    @MrAtaguas 7 лет назад +7

    Some people seem to appreciate this humor and some people don't ... I think it is a generational thing ... the When Harry met Sally generation would like this often out of pure nostalgia and not the actual jokes ... a slightly younger crowd would find this a bit too corny like a bunch of dad jokes ... that's just how it goes man this shit is subjective

  • @ayazmalik5260
    @ayazmalik5260 5 лет назад +6

    The Nick Nolte part was just hilarious 🤣😂

  • @MSW96
    @MSW96 5 лет назад +6

    The Scorcese/Nolte bit lmao

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 11 лет назад +3

    0:57-1:08 that was hilarious as hell! LOL! I thought Billy Crystal wasn't bad this year, he's always good at the Oscars!

  • @digi_edits
    @digi_edits 3 года назад +2

    Clooney´s joke was on point lol

  • @diledile89
    @diledile89 4 года назад +15

    “ Billygelina “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @emiliobello2538
    @emiliobello2538 2 года назад +2

    I hope a movie about mind readers wins an Oscar soon. The Artist was one of the greatest Oscar winners of all time. Too bad The Weinstein Company no longer exists

  • @insaneafp08
    @insaneafp08 12 лет назад

    I was so glad he did this!! :D

  • @giacomobiagini9263
    @giacomobiagini9263 8 лет назад +33

    Clooney : "ooh..sshit!"

  • @KaustavMajumder
    @KaustavMajumder 2 года назад

    You... You got a gift my friend!

  • @zoepontikes3168
    @zoepontikes3168 11 лет назад +3

    This is the best out of all 3 of his mind reading games with the stars

  • @singuensful
    @singuensful 2 года назад +1

    Classy way to diss Nick Nolte

  • @magorzatazapert9955
    @magorzatazapert9955 5 лет назад

    Billy is the king of hosts...

  • @dillonmishra5158
    @dillonmishra5158 2 года назад +2

    Nothing can beat.Jack Nicholson. M still the coolest guy in the room.

  • @david-ix7si
    @david-ix7si 8 лет назад +114

    people of this generation feels so offensive for anything. old times this would'n be offensive or disrespectful

    • @galeson782
      @galeson782 7 лет назад +2

      Dav Apar its only white ppl

    • @caligal1090
      @caligal1090 6 лет назад +14

      Whos offended? Lol im from this generation and i thought this was hilarious

    • @aaronjohnson7604
      @aaronjohnson7604 4 года назад +9

      In the "olden times" people were so offended when a person of color used the same utensils or washroom or went to the same library that they'd be abused and/or killed. So, let's not go there.

    • @spideybatsfan8507
      @spideybatsfan8507 4 года назад

      @@aaronjohnson7604 I don't think that's the "olden times" he's talking about . . . dumbass

  • @stevesnellgrove1518
    @stevesnellgrove1518 4 года назад +2

    Nick was thinking he needed another beer

  • @BethPaige
    @BethPaige 3 года назад

    They need to bring billy back.

  • @jirehsantos7295
    @jirehsantos7295 12 лет назад +6

    i love how georgeclooney and brad pitt react!!lol

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 6 лет назад +6

    Billy Crystal and Ellen Degeneres are my favorite Oscar hosts ever. Billy knows how to make a joke and not to make it too offensive and Ellen is very chill and she was the one who invented the trends of celebrities gets free foods (Remember when she brought the pizza?) And now, the other hosts after her are trying to copy her so hard.

  • @XenaAmazon
    @XenaAmazon 12 лет назад

    Bring him back for 2013!!!! :D

  • @csorange
    @csorange 4 года назад +1

    Do the 437 not like to laugh?!? I mean come on!! Billy Crystal is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gmar7836
    @gmar7836 3 года назад

    I cracked up over the Nick Nolte one!!

  • @wallybazoum
    @wallybazoum 3 года назад

    Probably 20 writers for this show and that's the best they could come up with !!!.
    Can you imagine how bad the "jokes" were that didn't get used !.

  • @lasportsfan5650
    @lasportsfan5650 4 года назад +3

    Mike Wazowski finally got his chance at stand up

  • @theengineer9910
    @theengineer9910 5 лет назад

    omg that tyler perry joke is soooooooooooooooooo good

  • @user-oo1bb6qt6v
    @user-oo1bb6qt6v 10 лет назад +25

    This time around is pretty annoying. I don't know why. The previous ones were not bad.

  • @DigiAkuma
    @DigiAkuma 5 месяцев назад

    Wasn't this the last year Crystal hosted the Oscars?

  • @diegovera1213
    @diegovera1213 6 лет назад +2

    Come on everybody, we all think that's what Nick Nolte sounds like

  • @VinayakaHalemane
    @VinayakaHalemane 12 лет назад

    @Oscars Is it possible to upload the whole ceremony to RUclips? I couldn't catch it on TV because I don't have one. And I don't know where else I could possibly watch the complete ceremony.

  • @viplovem
    @viplovem 11 лет назад +3

    Martin Scorsese looked pissed off...

  • @albertosaurschannel6946
    @albertosaurschannel6946 9 лет назад +17

    There's Steven Spielberg behind Jessica Chastain that is behind that black lady.

  • @QUEENAbsoluGREATEST
    @QUEENAbsoluGREATEST 12 лет назад

    BILLY CRYSTAL=GREAT AGAIN!! :)

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 5 лет назад +4

    1:09 Sounds like Mike Wazowski!

  • @Creative.Rebellion
    @Creative.Rebellion 12 лет назад +5

    Angie

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 2 года назад

    Classic Billy

  • @elinblackburn7345
    @elinblackburn7345 2 года назад +2

    so glad no one slapped him

  • @xzibitbee6198
    @xzibitbee6198 3 года назад

    it's time to see ricky gervais hosting

  • @deb9295
    @deb9295 Год назад +1

    Ooo God....He outwitted Martin Scorcese!

  • @daveteves
    @daveteves 8 лет назад

    Was that dog from Frasier?

  • @BleedingOne1
    @BleedingOne1 11 лет назад

    The Scorsese bit was fucking brilliant. A brilliant director, and able to take a joke. :)