All Ricky can do is drink beer and tell us how he doesnt care even tho its obvious how much he actually does care, year after year after year. Really boring, no imagination
Third edition of Billy's mind-reading routine, with the following unsuspecting wictims: 0:20 - Brad Pitt, third-time nominee for Moneyball, half of "Brangelina" 0:30 - Angelina Jolie, former Best Supporting Actress winner (Girl, Interrupted) and two-time Best Actress nominee; other half of "Brangelina" 0:35 - Morgan Freeman, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Million Dollar Baby), narrator of The Shawshank Redemption and March of the Penguins, and one of the most recognizable voices in Hollywood 0:51 - George Clooney, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Syriana), nominated for Best Actor that night for The Descendants 0:57 - Viola Davis, second-time nominee, this time as Best Actress for The Help 1:09 - Martin Scorsese, legendary Oscar-winning director (The Departed), nominated again for Hugo 1:25 - Nick Nolte, third-time nominee, this time as Best Supporting Actor for Warrior (and a VERY good sport) 1:39 - Uggie the show-stealing dog from The Artist, which won Best Picture at the end of that evening. Uggie deserved at least a nomination. Does the Best Supporting Actor really have to be human to be nominated??? Wilson the Volleyball, anyone? How bout the bear from The Revenant?
Yikes! That's exactly what I meant to write about him in the first place; I guess because I had just written The Help for Viola Davis, it somehow stuck in the mind. Do you ever have that happen to you? Anyway, it's fixed now; let's delete both of these comments and pretend this never happened, please?
Revenant bear was CGI. I’d say Bart the Bear deserved it for his performance in The Edge. He was a real bear who managed to scare the shit out of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.
Billy Crystal is the BEST host! He's geniunely funny (my mom and I cracked up SO much when we watched the Oscars!) and is funny, while still being clean. Loved the 84th Oscars so, so much. He needs to host it more.
you crazy madman you! everyone thought she is hideous but you had to go against the norm hahaha you absolute madman. but I'm an absolute total crazy person too for example I think brad pitt is handsome. BOOOOM
This shows that we have a soul, and when we die we live on,cause when you watch old shit of billy , like something 30 years ago, he is the same funny delightfull person. Billy is a Angel!
That was so awesome I really love Billy Crystal doing this, it totally makes my day after of course the Hannibal Lecter skit that he did back when The Silence of the Lambs won Best Picture!!! LOL :D
What was Billy Crystal's plastic surgeon thinking when he got to that billboard of a forehead? No wrinkles looks totally natural on a near-70 year old.
Ten years ago, this happened. But will three hosting women be able to read everybody’s minds with three times the Billy Crystal horsepower this Sunday?
Some people seem to appreciate this humor and some people don't ... I think it is a generational thing ... the When Harry met Sally generation would like this often out of pure nostalgia and not the actual jokes ... a slightly younger crowd would find this a bit too corny like a bunch of dad jokes ... that's just how it goes man this shit is subjective
I hope a movie about mind readers wins an Oscar soon. The Artist was one of the greatest Oscar winners of all time. Too bad The Weinstein Company no longer exists
In the "olden times" people were so offended when a person of color used the same utensils or washroom or went to the same library that they'd be abused and/or killed. So, let's not go there.
Billy Crystal and Ellen Degeneres are my favorite Oscar hosts ever. Billy knows how to make a joke and not to make it too offensive and Ellen is very chill and she was the one who invented the trends of celebrities gets free foods (Remember when she brought the pizza?) And now, the other hosts after her are trying to copy her so hard.
@Oscars Is it possible to upload the whole ceremony to RUclips? I couldn't catch it on TV because I don't have one. And I don't know where else I could possibly watch the complete ceremony.
The Marty Scorsese one is fucking awesome. Had me in tears.
4 years, 1.5k likes but no replies (except this one).
@@xghqhj7910 now except me too
Here im!
AND ME!
Lol
The Scorsese bit was the best omg
@Just a Pinappl how did I not know it has 1k likes until just now???
Why is this sub-comment section suddenly active after 6 years?🤔
How it chews to 5 gum feels!
No!! The Nick Nolte one was the best! Lmao
Nick
Oh my god please have Billy Crystal host the Oscars again!
Best Oscar host ever!
Why? His timing is soooooo slow. This might have worked in 1991 but does not work now. I mean, this is comedy for the old age home.
Hannibal. 😍😍😍😍
@@laurencewhite4809 yaaa so slow, and not funny at all
Really?
That's a reference to how fast Marty usually talks. He DOES talk pretty fast.
Nick Nolte:
"Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ¡DEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
I do agree
My favorite line about Scorsese was by Don Rickles: "Will somebody get him a phone book so he can see me?".
Imagine Ricky Gervais doing this
he wont be able to do it because he is not good at improv
@BoOBoO wywy what? 😂😂😂🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
BoOBoO wywy are you serious? Rather than these 1950s scripted, Hollywood friendly ‘jokes’? Gervais is the funniest ‘off the cuff’ guy out there.
All Ricky can do is drink beer and tell us how he doesnt care even tho its obvious how much he actually does care, year after year after year. Really boring, no imagination
Maaden_Swe Yeah that’s all he says...
I forgot that Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars as recently as 2012.
8 years ago and your comment is 4 years ago but still this is pretty recent for someone like Billy Cristal
He stepped in that year as a replacement for Eddie Murphy who dropped out on (relatively) short notice.
"Arrrrrghh", Nick Nolte! LMAO!
LOL
I’m glad someone else agrees with me. The Nick Nolte one was the best!!! I’m still cracking up!!!
Poor guy 😂
Crystal perfectly described Martin Scorsese’s directing style
safe hands, old-school chuckles and a genuine love for movies. Why is he not the go-to guy like he was in the 90s? Bring Billy back.
Billy Crystal should be the Oscar's host all the time. His comedy is unique.
Morgan Freeman bit was hilarious xD
Couldn't do it today. Twitter would have your job by the end of the night.
@@vladimirhorowitz 🤦♀someone hasn't seen all the times Ricky hosted.
@@DlcEnergy Oh really? Which year did Ricky Gervais impersonate a black man?
@@vladimirhorowitz 🤦♀🤦♀🤦♀
@@DlcEnergy Is that emoji some kind of code for a year?
Third edition of Billy's mind-reading routine, with the following unsuspecting wictims:
0:20 - Brad Pitt, third-time nominee for Moneyball, half of "Brangelina"
0:30 - Angelina Jolie, former Best Supporting Actress winner (Girl, Interrupted) and two-time Best Actress nominee; other half of "Brangelina"
0:35 - Morgan Freeman, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Million Dollar Baby), narrator of The Shawshank Redemption and March of the Penguins, and one of the most recognizable voices in Hollywood
0:51 - George Clooney, former Best Supporting Actor winner (Syriana), nominated for Best Actor that night for The Descendants
0:57 - Viola Davis, second-time nominee, this time as Best Actress for The Help
1:09 - Martin Scorsese, legendary Oscar-winning director (The Departed), nominated again for Hugo
1:25 - Nick Nolte, third-time nominee, this time as Best Supporting Actor for Warrior (and a VERY good sport)
1:39 - Uggie the show-stealing dog from The Artist, which won Best Picture at the end of that evening. Uggie deserved at least a nomination. Does the Best Supporting Actor really have to be human to be nominated??? Wilson the Volleyball, anyone? How bout the bear from The Revenant?
Scorsese won for The Departed not The Help.
Yikes! That's exactly what I meant to write about him in the first place; I guess because I had just written The Help for Viola Davis, it somehow stuck in the mind. Do you ever have that happen to you? Anyway, it's fixed now; let's delete both of these comments and pretend this never happened, please?
Wilson truly deserved a nomination.
Revenant bear was CGI. I’d say Bart the Bear deserved it for his performance in The Edge. He was a real bear who managed to scare the shit out of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.
@@oscarphile You can edit a post, you know.
Billy Crystal is the BEST host! He's geniunely funny (my mom and I cracked up SO much when we watched the Oscars!) and is funny, while still being clean. Loved the 84th Oscars so, so much. He needs to host it more.
The Nolte bit still makes me laugh to the point of tears.
Same here!!! Lmao!!
Same
It was the best one😂
I was SOOOOOOO happy when he did this skit, its the best thing he does at the Oscars!!!!
Nick Nolte’s reaction is adorable!
Idc what nobody says Angelina is gorgeous
you crazy madman you! everyone thought she is hideous but you had to go against the norm hahaha you absolute madman. but I'm an absolute total crazy person too for example I think brad pitt is handsome. BOOOOM
tamas varga Who is every one? Every one thinks she is gorgeous
i've never heard anyone call her ugly
I know right, I never heard anyone call her ugly she’s so pretty
@Ivan Luberts Her lips and everything else is natural.
0:20, behind Brad Pitt, I see the Academy is now using clones for seat fillers.
Lol
😳
Underrated comment.
Wait those 2 lady's are clones?
@@donflux9330 maybe its a couple of twin sisters who signed up to be the seat fillers.
1:39 R.I.P. Uggie :'(
He died? :(
oh no :(
nooo :((
Awwww. He’s in heaven ❤️❤️
The brilliant, fast, clean, Billy Crystal. Bring him back!
lol i feel like the “billygelina” part didnt make sense because she was married to billy bob thornton
instead of brangelina, billygelina
I love Billy! The Scorsese crack was hilarious!
Haha xD easily one of the best skits of the night! Billy should host again!
Nolte: "Aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhheeee.... " LOL 😂👍🏿
Brad pitt is so beautiful 😍😍
It's no wonder this guy has hosted so much!
Legend has it they bring Billy Crystal out of deep storage every ten years to host.
the Scorsese thing killed me LOLOL
I love Billy Crystal, and all his clips are practically automatic thumbs up... but this one was uninspired and frankly, not funny.
This shows that we have a soul, and when we die we live on,cause when you watch old shit of billy , like something 30 years ago, he is the same funny delightfull person. Billy is a Angel!
Nick Nolte:
"Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ¡DEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Viola Davis one cracked me
Thank you 🙏 Billy Crystal
When Harry Met Sally - top five.
nick nolte's reactions to billy is priceless, raised eyebrows lmao!! 1:32
Billy Crystal you legend!!!
I wish they did this frequently
Uggieeeee! Aw. I miss both that dog, & Billy hosting.
That was so awesome I really love Billy Crystal doing this, it totally makes my day after of course the Hannibal Lecter skit that he did back when The Silence of the Lambs won Best Picture!!! LOL :D
I wished there were more of these billy was the next best after Bob Hope
He should have said "Mrs. Billy Crystal" with one of the girls, like the previous time he hosted.
The best Oscar presenter ever ❤️❤️❤️
When Oscar night was not political...simply marvelous!
OMG Nolte after Marty - I DIED
Maybe He Just Used The Force. The Academy Should make him PERMANENT Host.
1:08 I like when Marty is mouthing what's he's saying.
Brad Pitt looks here absolutely the same as at Oscars in 2020 winning best supporting actor. The real Benjamin Button!
Also, the real top 250 list actor!
@@stefanmovieflixtomasi Bro Brad Pitt is in the top 10 best actors of all time!!
Awww...I love Billy ..last of the gentleman 😇
Christ, Nick Nolte looks like Kenny Rogers XD
he was getting into character at this point to film a movie about him.
I lost it with Nick Nolte🤣🤣🤣🤣Please bring back this type of ceremony
I would never be as rich as this dog ... That's all I remember from this video
What was Billy Crystal's plastic surgeon thinking when he got to that billboard of a forehead? No wrinkles looks totally natural on a near-70 year old.
OH MY GOD HE KILLED ME IN THE SCORSESE PART XDDDDDDDDDD
yeah seriously he did a brilliant job!
Billy Crystal is hilarious!
Back when awards shows were not political platforms
Ten years ago, this happened. But will three hosting women be able to read everybody’s minds with three times the Billy Crystal horsepower this Sunday?
I’m laughing too hard to express my constant love of Mr Crystal. Luminous doesn’t begin……
Bring Billy back
Man no host like Billy
Best bit of his I've ever seen
Billy is funny, though crowd. :)
OMG THIS IS AWESOME
Some people seem to appreciate this humor and some people don't ... I think it is a generational thing ... the When Harry met Sally generation would like this often out of pure nostalgia and not the actual jokes ... a slightly younger crowd would find this a bit too corny like a bunch of dad jokes ... that's just how it goes man this shit is subjective
Everything is subjective.
The Nick Nolte part was just hilarious 🤣😂
The Scorcese/Nolte bit lmao
0:57-1:08 that was hilarious as hell! LOL! I thought Billy Crystal wasn't bad this year, he's always good at the Oscars!
Clooney´s joke was on point lol
“ Billygelina “ 😂😂😂😂
Dileee 😂
I hope a movie about mind readers wins an Oscar soon. The Artist was one of the greatest Oscar winners of all time. Too bad The Weinstein Company no longer exists
I was so glad he did this!! :D
Clooney : "ooh..sshit!"
You... You got a gift my friend!
This is the best out of all 3 of his mind reading games with the stars
That is disappointing to hear
Classy way to diss Nick Nolte
Billy is the king of hosts...
Nothing can beat.Jack Nicholson. M still the coolest guy in the room.
people of this generation feels so offensive for anything. old times this would'n be offensive or disrespectful
Dav Apar its only white ppl
Whos offended? Lol im from this generation and i thought this was hilarious
In the "olden times" people were so offended when a person of color used the same utensils or washroom or went to the same library that they'd be abused and/or killed. So, let's not go there.
@@aaronjohnson7604 I don't think that's the "olden times" he's talking about . . . dumbass
Nick was thinking he needed another beer
They need to bring billy back.
i love how georgeclooney and brad pitt react!!lol
Billy Crystal and Ellen Degeneres are my favorite Oscar hosts ever. Billy knows how to make a joke and not to make it too offensive and Ellen is very chill and she was the one who invented the trends of celebrities gets free foods (Remember when she brought the pizza?) And now, the other hosts after her are trying to copy her so hard.
Bring him back for 2013!!!! :D
Do the 437 not like to laugh?!? I mean come on!! Billy Crystal is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cracked up over the Nick Nolte one!!
Probably 20 writers for this show and that's the best they could come up with !!!.
Can you imagine how bad the "jokes" were that didn't get used !.
Mike Wazowski finally got his chance at stand up
omg that tyler perry joke is soooooooooooooooooo good
This time around is pretty annoying. I don't know why. The previous ones were not bad.
Wasn't this the last year Crystal hosted the Oscars?
Come on everybody, we all think that's what Nick Nolte sounds like
@Oscars Is it possible to upload the whole ceremony to RUclips? I couldn't catch it on TV because I don't have one. And I don't know where else I could possibly watch the complete ceremony.
Martin Scorsese looked pissed off...
There's Steven Spielberg behind Jessica Chastain that is behind that black lady.
+Alberto Arras That black lady? You mean twice Oscar-nominated and Emmy winning Viola Davis?
+Alberto Arras Jessica... HGGGHHH
Someone Else
Yeah thanks Dude!😎
She looks sexy.
I hope she's single.
Alberto Arras I'm a girl and erm, okay.
Someone Else
Sorry bout that
BILLY CRYSTAL=GREAT AGAIN!! :)
1:09 Sounds like Mike Wazowski!
nice dude
Angie
Classic Billy
so glad no one slapped him
That’s why I’m here RN
it's time to see ricky gervais hosting
Ooo God....He outwitted Martin Scorcese!
Was that dog from Frasier?
Nope from the Artist
The Scorsese bit was fucking brilliant. A brilliant director, and able to take a joke. :)