Jon Blow on how they were able to tell if The Witness copy was pirated

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  • @Silentstrike46_
    @Silentstrike46_ 4 месяца назад +1750

    Reminds me of Game Dev Tycoon (where the whole point of the game is that you create games) and the developer released a cracked version of the game themselves, but added in a 'feature' that after a certain point in time, people would start cracking the games you create, causing you to lose increasingly high amounts of money over time, until you run out of money and lose.

    • @Pixel_Forge_
      @Pixel_Forge_ 4 месяца назад +89

      That is goddamn genius!

    • @Liens
      @Liens 4 месяца назад +221

      The best part is when it began to happen in the pirate's game, they began asking on forums how to add DRM to their Game Dev Tycoon games 😂

    • @Liens
      @Liens 4 месяца назад +137

      @@ev6558 are you alright?

    • @ev6558
      @ev6558 4 месяца назад +17

      @@Liens Don't know why I thought I'd get a more intelligent response.

    • @syrusse8660
      @syrusse8660 4 месяца назад +104

      ​@ev6558 Bro you need help

  • @tciddados
    @tciddados 4 месяца назад +222

    I like how the clip starts and you think it's gonna be some kind of anti-piracy trick they used, but instead it was just pirates screwing with each other.

    • @JohnDoe-ni9zm
      @JohnDoe-ni9zm 2 месяца назад +4

      how did the pirates screw with eachother? It's just chinese pirates pirated it first, then english speaking pirates "hacked" the chinese pirated game to make it work in english and it was good enuff. How is that screwing?

    • @konrTF
      @konrTF Месяц назад

      Way to not listen at all

  • @TheMAZZTer
    @TheMAZZTer 4 месяца назад +373

    As someone who has struggled with font rendering I can sympathize with deciding to hard code a line height lol

  • @andrewh5568
    @andrewh5568 4 месяца назад +448

    Batman Arkham Asylum had an anti-piracy "bug" where the grappling hook wouldn't work but it takes about two hours to get to the point where you'd get it, otherwise the game works perfectly until you reached a wall you can only pass with it.
    A lot of users online were hilariousu complaining that it was broken as a result.
    The Godfather game had a bug were pirates copies had inverted aiming with weapons but normal aiming for moving around and also wouldn't let you enter or exit vehicles. The shooting was manageable to a limited extent but you had to run everywhere and the game map was pretty big. I think the fourth game mission you're driving a car(the game loads you into the car in a Cutscene) with a bomb in it and you can't enter or exit the vehicle so the countdown just slowly ticks down and you explode.
    Good times.

    • @MemoryVague
      @MemoryVague 4 месяца назад +23

      The measure in arkham asylum was that you couldn't glide

    • @andrewh5568
      @andrewh5568 4 месяца назад +6

      @@MemoryVague Damn, you are correct.

    • @RodrigoTheHappyDog
      @RodrigoTheHappyDog 4 месяца назад +5

      ​​@@MemoryVagueMore like MemorySpecific

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 4 месяца назад +10

      "it takes about two hours to get to the point"
      Nope. the Zsasz stealth tutorial where you need to glide is some 17 minutes into the game. That's including watching the intro cutscene and the other cutscenes leading up to that point.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 4 месяца назад +4

      No Time To Explain just changed the language in menus to piratey and gave everyone a tricorn and an eyepatch.
      Was very stylish, too.

  • @JRPG-t4t
    @JRPG-t4t 4 месяца назад +208

    i was expecting him to mention the loading zone chunk in the middle of the map where it would try and load like 4 areas and severely chunk performance every time you walked through

  • @shurikenkat
    @shurikenkat 4 месяца назад +633

    How wretched it must be for a creator to go, today I want to watch people experience my game! and then hop on twitch to see that half of them had so obviously pirated it. Totally sucky.

    • @BalsamicJeebs
      @BalsamicJeebs 4 месяца назад +44

      this is jonathan blow, hes made enough money from braid, im sure he doesnt care that hes not getting paid, just that theyre playing and experiencing his game

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 4 месяца назад +7

      It's to be expected

    • @1337pianoman
      @1337pianoman 4 месяца назад +108

      ​@@BalsamicJeebs well sure, except that The Witness cost a lot more money to make and he went into debt doing it. And I'm pretty sure he's said he's gone into debt again on the next game. Which, fine, that's not unusual for a business I guess. But if the next game fails it's not like he has fuck you Braid money to fall back on. That was all invested in The Witness. And then Witness money was all invested in the next game. You want more games, you pay for them. That's the only way it works

    • @totally_not_a_bot
      @totally_not_a_bot 4 месяца назад +58

      ​@@1337pianomanMost game pirates at least used to say, "If you enjoy it pay for it." There was and is an understanding that most people pirating a game are doing so for financial reasons, so they remind people to buy it legitimately later if it's still viable.

    • @jquad3659
      @jquad3659 4 месяца назад

      Man. Gamers don't deserve good games. Let them have a hundred more assassin's creeds

  • @IISveirII
    @IISveirII 4 месяца назад +287

    jon blow is a great fucking name

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 4 месяца назад +46

      better than jon suck, I suppose.

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 4 месяца назад +8

      Great name for a frontman in an 80s hair metal band

    • @leatherhidegaming
      @leatherhidegaming 3 месяца назад +10

      You know everything, Jon Blow.

    • @astroyeaster9464
      @astroyeaster9464 2 месяца назад +1

      Sounds like the name of a drug lord

    • @nordicexile7378
      @nordicexile7378 2 месяца назад +1

      HIs brother has a better name: Joe Blow

  • @chrisc7265
    @chrisc7265 4 месяца назад +959

    I love how the based Chinese pirates take the extra step to hardcode the game in Chinese 😂

    • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
      @SierraSierraFoxtrot 4 месяца назад

      They're pirates but they're still good little brainwashed CCP drones.

    • @Ant3rn
      @Ant3rn 4 месяца назад +119

      I doubt it was a dedication. They’ve simply removed steam’s hooks, so provided a hardcoded solution instead. Sure they could choose English or smth instead, but why?

    • @chrisc7265
      @chrisc7265 4 месяца назад +72

      @@Ant3rn yeah you're probably right, I just find it funny imagining Chinese hackers specifically cracking it so wide-eyes can't enjoy

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 месяца назад +39

      That's not based. It's a sign of a small and fragile ego.

    • @ashketchup1238
      @ashketchup1238 4 месяца назад +85

      ​@@ClokworkGremlinor maybe it's a sign that people prefer to play games in their native languages

  • @treypoling
    @treypoling 4 месяца назад +541

    My favorite genre of video is devs roasting the people who cracked/pirated their game

    • @justsomeredspy
      @justsomeredspy 4 месяца назад +39

      ​@@ash3Dx No, he explains it perfectly. The original pirated copy involved significant changes to the code, one of which was hardcoding the language to Chinese. Afterwards, other folks took that existing pirated copy and swapped the data files to change the language back to English. Your suggestion that the "original chinese reversers" "swapped the fonts" is flat out wrong. Had they merely swapped the font/text files, then the subtitles in their Chinese-only copy would be spaced incorrectly (which they weren't.) I find that it helps to listen to the clip first before inventing your own headcanon.
      Also, hardcoded is absolutely the correct term. They took something that was conditional and made it unconditional. They hardcoded the language to be Chinese by modifying the game itself, not the data files associated with the language. (We know this because the subtitle spacing is correct and that apparently comes directly from a manual offset the game's code.) The subsequent English copy didn't fix the fact that the language was hardcoded. Instead, the creators of the English copy just manually replaced the hardcoded Chinese language's data files with the English versions of those same files.
      EDIT: I'm not sure if ​@ashsessions911 deleted their comment or if RUclips is just being silly. Regardless, I just wanted to say: Ash, wherever you are, I hope you're having a good day. Your comment was factually incorrect, but that doesn't mean I hate you or anything. I'm just another crank in the RUclips comment section.

    • @MrEzioCraft360
      @MrEzioCraft360 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@justsomeredspy nicely explained, this guy is delusional, probably envious haha. Imagine saying "he doesn't know what he's talking about" to a game dev that took part in making one of the most popular puzzle games of the last decade haha

    • @DarthLeo1000YT
      @DarthLeo1000YT 4 месяца назад +17

      Remember everyone! It's always morally correct to pirate Ubisoft games!

    • @treypoling
      @treypoling 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DarthLeo1000YT Why's that?

    • @DarthLeo1000YT
      @DarthLeo1000YT 4 месяца назад +20

      @@treypoling their DRM is invasive and runs on a Kernal level and sometimes prevents legitimate people from playing the game.
      They sometimes remove games that you've purchased from your library without refunding you.
      The best devs actually tell you to pirate their games if you can't afford it yet and buy it later. (E.g. Notch (Minecraft) and Toby Fox (UNDERTALE). That's what I did and I appreciate them for that. I own both games now.

  • @nerdError0XF
    @nerdError0XF 5 месяцев назад +129

    Oh, interesting! Thank you for clipping that!

  • @KANJICODER
    @KANJICODER Год назад +304

    TODO : Make a pirated version of my own game and have a download link to it. But mention that it is a pirated version and they don't have permission to use it. I am just putting it here.

    • @0ia
      @0ia 6 месяцев назад +17

      lol. "sue ya later!"

    • @KANJICODER
      @KANJICODER 6 месяцев назад +88

      ​@@0ia I would never sue for something like that . But what I will do is ....
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      Figure out where they live and send them photos in the mail of me giving them very dis-approving looks .
      Then , I'll go figure out where their mom lives and... Send them photos of...
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      Both of us giving them very dis-approving looks .
      -KanjiCoder

    • @0ia
      @0ia 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@KANJICODER ;)

    • @Soul-Burn
      @Soul-Burn 4 месяца назад +127

      Game Dev Tycoon did that. They put a version on pirate sites, and changed the code that the games you make in the game get pirated a lot and you lose money.
      Was fun to see comments on the forums "pirating is too much in this game!", not seeing the great irony in it.

    • @julian1000
      @julian1000 4 месяца назад +3

      Repella fella did this, there's an official pirated edition

  • @tx7300
    @tx7300 4 месяца назад +313

    love how this is all just really an excuse to diss the programming skills of the western hackers in comparison to the chinese ones

    • @tteros5998
      @tteros5998 4 месяца назад

      or the willingness to steal stuff and a complete lack of moral compass (y'know, the chinese)

    • @pold111
      @pold111 4 месяца назад +8

      nah don't generalize that, you're right about the chinese typically being good programmers but whoever re-did the crack but in english was either not a programmer at all and just made their own half assed solution or the guy was lazy, there's some crazy talented programmers in the west especially in the branch of reverse engineering

    • @tx7300
      @tx7300 4 месяца назад +12

      @@pold111 obviously, im referring to this specific situation. though i wouldnt put it past jon to go on a rant about how chinese and russian hackers are the best in the world or something

    • @mogim815
      @mogim815 3 месяца назад +3

      ig stronger internet restrictions make for stronger hackers

    • @omegahaxors9-11
      @omegahaxors9-11 2 месяца назад

      Corroborated. American hackers are fucking script kiddies who have never seen an assembler in their lives.

  • @defytones
    @defytones 4 месяца назад +169

    how he was like "wtf is that shi" when he first witnessed it and then realized what really was going on lol. I admire Jon Blow now this was funny

    • @mohapimatle7734
      @mohapimatle7734 4 месяца назад +26

      He truly ended up being "The Witness". Sorry, I saw the opportunity for a pun and I took it.

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 4 месяца назад +3

      Jon really had his mind Blown.

    • @dddaaa6965
      @dddaaa6965 4 месяца назад

      Lol yeah. He really did think something but then something else did happen and me watching thought something else would happen but instead sowmthing else happen. Also a Jon blow lol and admire like a lot? Huh very good. Entertainment. Yes ok good. MAN SHUT UP YOU BOT YOUR COMMENT IS LITERALLY AN ISAAC LEON VIDEO

    • @defytones
      @defytones 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@dddaaa6965 wtf are u on about 😂😂 his videos started coming up quite a lot since I got interested in game dev but I didn't really like how he approached game dev and his explanations on different topics always seemed a bit out of my league as in I couldn't even understand what he was talking about. That was until I stumbled upon this video. I also got into game dev a lot more since that time, so I really got excited when I finally understood something coming out of his mouth and it was also very funny. Which is how he gained my respect. Also, I was just pointing out how smart he is because how quickly he figured what really was going on. There could be a thousand bugs in a game that could cause this. It might just be your illiteracy or you might want to go easy on that fentanyl man. you're showing brain damage symptoms already

  • @km077
    @km077 4 месяца назад +182

    idea: When deving a game, make it so that cutting off/failing Steam handshake produces a subtle visual glitch. Implement this stealthly.

    • @cmanatlan
      @cmanatlan 4 месяца назад +56

      Even better, do what Arkham asylum did and upload a bespoke version of the game to trackers yourself. If your game is even semi popular it will absolutely be cracked and pirated, even tiny indie games. Maybe even make it so you’re locked out of endgame content and make it easy to transfer save files over, might win back some people who enjoyed the game

    • @_rhoot
      @_rhoot 4 месяца назад +27

      Settlers 3 released in 1998 and had something like this. If you were playing on a pirated copy it would play like normal, but when crafting gold bars you instead got pigs.

    • @ougonce
      @ougonce 4 месяца назад +26

      That would take 30 seconds to patch out once reported

    • @thequestcube
      @thequestcube 4 месяца назад +20

      Serious Sam 3 also had something like that. About 20 minutes into the game, if you were playing a pirated version, you would encounter an unbeatable enemy that locked you from continuing forward on that level. It looked like a bug, but since it was deliberately hard-coded, the devs were able to just dismiss bug reports of that kind with "buy the real game" because it was obvious which bug reporters had an illegal copy of the game

    • @sonicSnap
      @sonicSnap 4 месяца назад +17

      cracked games use steam emulators, that wouldn't do much

  • @Jaspev
    @Jaspev 3 месяца назад +2

    I know he MADE THE GAME but it's still surprising he figured that all out, I have no idea how he wouldn't conclude that it's just a bug on his end.

  • @ManuFortis
    @ManuFortis 4 месяца назад +87

    I've always wondered how much trouble a dev could get into if they embedded a crypto miner in a fake pirated copy they release themselves, along with an in-game message that pops up when their first 'payment' has been earned.

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 4 месяца назад +46

      They own the ip, thus if they release a copy with a crypto miner in it they are solely responsible for it unlike an external party doing so.
      In other words, the sole responsibility for any damages would fall on them if people find out its the dev placing malicious content.
      Sure, it’s a pirated copy and thus “not legal” but so is placing a crypto miner, and thus the party which downloaded the pirated content would get fined for doing so, but they could sue the developer later.
      At least that’s what I think would happen, not a lawyer or legal advice.

    • @ManuFortis
      @ManuFortis 4 месяца назад

      @@shroomer3867 Well, from what I know about it all in regards to legality, it all kind of depends on how the crypto miner got there, and it's intent. Also, direct information of it being there is ... only sort of needed. For instance, if the ToS/EULA states that all "pirated" copies sent out by the developer include the miner only to reclaim compensation for the product only; and turns off when full value of stolen IP has been reached... then it might be legal. I say might, because the EULA kind of makes it legal already (kind of why you're supposed to read them, and if you don't; it's your own fault like it or not.)
      And I say kind of in that last part, because not all ToS/EULA's are actually 100% legally binding. A court can toss them if they find them erroneous. Or something like that.
      So long as the actual legitimate product does not contain the mining application, then it should (theoretically) be legal to place in the pirated version only.
      As for it being considered malware, since that's how it is taken by folk more often than not because of how it has been used up til now by many nefarious types; that's kind of touch and go as well. It's only really actually malware if it's not "supposed" to be there with legitimate purpose, and isn't actually doing any harm to the property of the thief in this situation. If the mining application doesn't run the system harder than a game normally would anyways, then there is no 'harm' being done to the system. Perhaps they aren't getting the 'full performance' of the game they are playing; but they stole it. So who cares? Besides, windows by default easily eats a good 10-20% of all potential performance. Is it malware? Technically it is, since it spies on you, takes your information, sells it to other people for profit...
      But they included that in the EULA/ToS, right?
      Also not a lawyer, but have been told to maybe pursue the career a few times.

    • @kelvariw
      @kelvariw 4 месяца назад +7

      @@shroomer3867 correct idea but FYI it's not about who owns the IP. If I did the same to a game from Nintendo or Sega or whoever, I would bear sole responsibility for damages caused by my code.
      It's just easier to dodge enforcement as an individual that can mask their identity, than a company with an account hooked up to Steam. If done secretly by the devs as a way to make up lost revenue... ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
      Granted almost all software comes with a "Hold Harmless" agreement; but it's debatable how well that will hold up in Court; but in the US it's debatable if you'll even get a fair trial if the company uses arbitration...😵
      law is complicated :P

    • @JacobZigenis
      @JacobZigenis 4 месяца назад +3

      @@kelvariw The very next set of words after "They own the ip" clarifies that the developer would be responsible if they release a game with a crypto miner, as opposed to the case where a 3rd party injected it and re-released. It's clear that @shroomer3867 already understands the nuance.

    • @kelvariw
      @kelvariw 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JacobZigenis Yes. I was trying to add that, in the case where a third party embeds malware, that third party would be responsible for embedding malware.
      Meaning, the copy being pirated does not absolve a third party from liability.

  • @theonlyron
    @theonlyron 4 месяца назад +74

    For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video:
    He could tell because it was originally pirated into Chinese and locked to that language, then less skilled pirates took that copy and put it into English. The less skilled pirates didn't change the subtitle and font settings from Chinese when they were switching it back to English, so English pirated copies have way too much space in subtitles.

    • @arisumego
      @arisumego 3 месяца назад +4

      why would someone click on the video but not want to watch it

    • @theonlyron
      @theonlyron 3 месяца назад +8

      @@arisumego Because the title promises one thing, and delivers something else.
      I clicked because I wanted to know how he could tell if copies were pirated. I had zero interest in every other part of the video, but those parts were still in the video.
      As a creator myself, OP should pick one
      1. Trim the video length
      2. Change the title
      3. Put a timestamp of when he says the reason

    • @prmbrry
      @prmbrry 2 месяца назад +4

      appreciate you for saving my time!

    • @theonlyron
      @theonlyron 2 месяца назад +3

      @@prmbrry No problem! :)

    • @WalkthroughHorde
      @WalkthroughHorde 2 месяца назад +3

      @@theonlyron title doesn't promise anything it doesn't deliver. he explains what the title says he explains. that is >90% of the video. he is just telling it as a story with the full details, so it takes a few minutes. you wanted to save people time, that's fine! but let's not pretend it's the fault of the person who posted the video.

  • @charlescrawford9972
    @charlescrawford9972 4 месяца назад +38

    The Witness was such an experience. I wish I could erase my memories of it so I could discover it for the first time all over again.

    • @Kiwiiizzz
      @Kiwiiizzz 4 месяца назад +7

      I hated the game

    • @charlescrawford9972
      @charlescrawford9972 4 месяца назад

      @@Kiwiiizzz Congrats? I can tell based on how low IQ of a response that it mustve been very very tough for you.

    • @Hydrus808
      @Hydrus808 4 месяца назад

      Just like Outer Wilds & Talos Principle :D

    • @charlescrawford9972
      @charlescrawford9972 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Kiwiiizzz I hate people who post they hate games with no reason or context. I also hate people who don't add to a conversation but feel their opinion is important, while, I'll reiterate, not _actually_ adding anything to the conversation.

    • @moogobIin
      @moogobIin 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@charlescrawford9972You left two separate replies (the other one hidden by YT for being so rude, the both of them being a week apart) to a single guy because he left a flippant reply on the internet. Loser!

  • @UnfamiliarPlace
    @UnfamiliarPlace 4 месяца назад +88

    For those who don't have the 4.5 minutes to listen to the tediously slow verbal explanation: Chinese hackers pirated it first and hardcoded the language option to select Chinese. English hackers then made a version based on the Chinese one, but instead of un-hardcoding the option, they just replaced the Chinese font and text files with the English ones. The game code had hardcoded line height values per language, and the value it used when expecting the Chinese font was noticeably too tall for the English font that was actually loaded.

    • @harrycallahan3249
      @harrycallahan3249 4 месяца назад +16

      Ty I got click baited and this dude is painfully slow. He is telling it like some epic tale but it really is this simple lol.

    • @supergamerkarter317
      @supergamerkarter317 3 месяца назад +24

      Honestly, if you can't wait to watch a 4.5 minute video, you probably have a bad attention span.

    • @harrycallahan3249
      @harrycallahan3249 3 месяца назад +1

      @@supergamerkarter317 IF YOUR GIRL TEASES YOUR SNUTZ AND YOU DONT COOM YOU HAVE ED

    • @harrycallahan3249
      @harrycallahan3249 3 месяца назад +5

      @@supergamerkarter317 You aint wrong brother

    • @scoreunder
      @scoreunder 3 месяца назад +2

      thanks I'm cured

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 3 месяца назад +1

    It turns out that Jon Blow himself was The Witness [of streamers outing themselves.]

  • @easydoesitismist
    @easydoesitismist 3 месяца назад +1

    That would be an awkward bug issue to explain why you won't fix it.

  • @shiranuithewolf8559
    @shiranuithewolf8559 4 месяца назад +19

    While it can be shitty for a smaller developer, pirating is most often an issue with the service, whether that be localized pricing issues, language barriers, local laws, platform compatibility, etc. I think the main reason Witness had a lot of pirates is solely because it’s just not a $40 game, hell I even pirated it to try it (ended up buying it on steam on sale later). Don’t get be wrong, it’s a good game with a lot of care and time put into it, but a majority of people will not see the parts of the game that took the most effort, that being the interactive environment puzzles. Even after playing through it twice it’s hard to recommend at full price, lots of little irksome things (usually made specifically so you can find an environmental puzzle) just slow some parts to a crawl. I think if it had been $20 maybe even $25 it would have been a a lot less pirated.

  • @SherrifOfNottingham
    @SherrifOfNottingham 3 месяца назад +2

    The easiest (and only legal way) to "detect" that a copy is a pirated copy is to release the pirated copy with a change to it.
    If you have a way to detect that the game is cracked, you could very well run up against you breaking your own EULA or even be charged with distributing malware which has happened to some developers that thought they were being clever. Honestly getting hit with a malware distribution offense is actually not as bad as invalidating your own EULA, which would protect you from players that end up hurting themselves or their computers by misusing your software. Having somebody suddenly able to sue you for damaging their computer because of their own stupidity is a stupid prize for playing a stupid game.
    It's honestly better to skip the pirate scene all together and distribute the game yourself.

    • @siosilvar
      @siosilvar 2 месяца назад +1

      The World of Goo solution. Just don't DRM it, make decent money off of a damn good game even with 80-90% of copies being pirated, run a PWYW sale a year later for another $100k.

  • @PandaJerk007
    @PandaJerk007 3 месяца назад

    Super interesting video! glad you shared it.

  • @Taziod
    @Taziod 4 месяца назад +69

    Make a game that sucks no one will pirate it

    • @nullset2
      @nullset2 4 месяца назад +7

      I love Blow's games and I can't wait for his next one but I seriously couldn't get into The Witness and I really wanted to. Maybe it will click on replay.
      I get what he was trying to go for (2deep4me) but I can't for the life of me spend hours just tapping around on screens (get it?)

    • @k0lpA
      @k0lpA 4 месяца назад

      @@nullset2 Took me like 3 tries for it to click, well I never finished it but I finally enjoyed it

    • @jikal9032
      @jikal9032 4 месяца назад +10

      The AAA studio method

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat 4 месяца назад

      Outstanding move, sir

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 4 месяца назад +3

      Doesn't work, this whole video is about a game that sucks and people that pirated it

  • @nono-pp8yy
    @nono-pp8yy 4 месяца назад +8

    What's the name of the game on display?

    • @kerilzhiv
      @kerilzhiv 4 месяца назад +6

      it's in development and not released yet

    • @skejeton
      @skejeton 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@kerilzhivthat's a weird name for a game

    • @____uncompetative
      @____uncompetative Месяц назад +1

      _SOKOBAN_

  • @Rubafix989
    @Rubafix989 2 месяца назад

    I'm 100% for the ability to pirate games. But when you earn money from playing, the least you can do is buy it from the developpers

  • @StarContract
    @StarContract Месяц назад +1

    Absolutely hate "pirates", which is a cool name to refer to basically shoplifters. I should release a copy of my game myself to a pirate website and make it lock the PC.

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 28 дней назад

      Well, at least clothing is the thing you can own. You don't own most of the games bought at online digital stores like Steam, Origin or EGS. So the comparison is incorrect.

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 28 дней назад

      Also, you will get sued for distribution of malicious programs if you do that

  • @beepbop6697
    @beepbop6697 4 месяца назад +37

    I'm not defending pirates, but when your DRM is so awful that legitimate purchasers prefer to play the cracked version: that should be a huge red flag that your DRM is atrocious.

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi 4 месяца назад +16

      I agree, and especially with publishers who choose not to support desktop Linux and Steam Deck players end up getting locked out.

    • @siosilvar
      @siosilvar 2 месяца назад +1

      As Gabe Newell put it, "Piracy is almost always a service problem.... If a pirate offers a product anywhere in the world, 24 x 7, purchasable from the convenience of your personal computer, and the legal provider says the product is region-locked, will come to your country 3 months after the US release, and can only be purchased at a brick and mortar store, then the pirate's service is more valuable."
      (I've cut the part about "not a pricing problem" because I think it's wrong - tons of people in lower income countries would buy instead of pirating if your regional pricing is set right - but the rest of his quote is spot on.)

  • @derula
    @derula 2 месяца назад

    If you earn your money from playing games, why can you not even buy the games you're playing? You can even write it off as a business expense! Jesus.

  • @prometeusze
    @prometeusze 2 месяца назад

    Is this a recording of a stream? Cool video and a nice story :)

    • @michagumny8044
      @michagumny8044  2 месяца назад

      @@prometeusze yes, from Jon’s twitch

    • @____uncompetative
      @____uncompetative Месяц назад

      @@michagumny8044 I hope he gets better. I think there are medications for epilepsy.

  • @dom1310df
    @dom1310df 4 месяца назад +8

    What are there subtitles for in the game? I don't remember there being any dialogue.

    • @coolpapabell22
      @coolpapabell22 4 месяца назад +17

      I think it's only when you find recordings and other hidden/bonus type stuff.

  • @Zuranthus
    @Zuranthus Год назад +38

    after 5 years of no posting...so random

  • @Jaggith
    @Jaggith 3 месяца назад +1

    That's funny. I usually play games with subtitles, but instantly turned them off in The Witness because they take up too much of the screen space. This is on the legit Steam version, btw.

  • @TheIr2way
    @TheIr2way 3 месяца назад +10

    wow this story should have been 20-30 seconds if there was articulation,

  • @MrTomyCJ
    @MrTomyCJ 4 месяца назад +86

    Why wouldn't he call out those streamers? No need to even judge them, just point out they pirated the game, and let the people judge for themselves.

    • @ThePlayerOfGames
      @ThePlayerOfGames 4 месяца назад +91

      Sounds like you want to judge people for pirating…

    • @CrAzYpotpie
      @CrAzYpotpie 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@ThePlayerOfGamesYou think it stops there? Bet they judge every little thing the same way from their nasty room they never leave.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 4 месяца назад +62

      This is the type of person that goes full vigilante mode on the internet doxxing someone’s address because they were rude and insulted your favorite game, and then someone else uses that address to swat them which gets them inadvertently killed in the raid

    • @jonessii
      @jonessii 4 месяца назад +54

      lmao pirates try not to be hyperbolic drama queens about their cheapness challenge level impossible

    • @ThePlayerOfGames
      @ThePlayerOfGames 4 месяца назад +45

      @@jonessii I have to admit I was anti piracy until ten to fifteen years later with every prediction the pirates made having come true, it was time to admit they were right
      It is counter-initiative but when we remember to keep in mind both that piracy isn't theft and that corporations conduct piracy all the time (recently Microsoft had to pull a planned Call Of Duty DLC because it had someone else's content in it, the very definition of piracy) then we realise that the main voices pushing the anti-piracy narrative are the ones simply seeking to have a *monopoly* on piracy 😅

  • @GardenOfUna
    @GardenOfUna 4 месяца назад +4

    incredibly based streamer

  • @Warrigt
    @Warrigt 4 месяца назад +21

    They say this explanation is still going to this day

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 4 месяца назад +11

      your comment is too long and technical can you please write a summary for normal people like me, thank you.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 3 месяца назад +4

    based streamers

  • @m-hcv
    @m-hcv 3 месяца назад +11

    Could this guy possibly be more long-winded? I can understand he made the witness

    • @TECHNOJESTER
      @TECHNOJESTER 3 месяца назад +12

      well he isn't writing a comment, he's telling a story on stream. this is hardly close to a bad long winded john blow ramble, it's actually very coherent and well delivered if you realise the point isn't just to communicate what happened but to do so in an entertaining way

    • @Muhammad-re4wk
      @Muhammad-re4wk 2 месяца назад

      This was such a long walk for a very short drink of water.
      "The subtitle lines were too far apart because the pirates edited a Chinese pirated version to English."

    • @TECHNOJESTER
      @TECHNOJESTER 2 месяца назад

      @@Muhammad-re4wk thats just a sentence

    • @TECHNOJESTER
      @TECHNOJESTER 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Muhammad-re4wk and please don't take this as Jon Blow defense, I think he's annoying and a pretty caustic personality. but I WILL defend the concept of speaking in full sentences

  • @Furionic696
    @Furionic696 3 месяца назад

    Should have sued and made bank

  • @DerSolinski
    @DerSolinski 4 месяца назад +3

    I'm ashamed to admit I haven't payed for the game either.
    But I assume and hope EPIC did... After all they gave me the free copy.
    The allure of free games wore off fast, the EPIC launcher imo isn't a alternative to Steam. Haven't used it in years now.
    Neat game btw.

    • @mkdock
      @mkdock 3 месяца назад +1

      Epic games pays for all free games they give.

  • @zuldero
    @zuldero 4 месяца назад +1

    and then these big streamers wounder themself why they or they're channel gets hacked. could never see that coming...

  • @waarschijn
    @waarschijn 4 месяца назад +8

    Although it's a good game, it cost like 40 dollars at release, which is way too much for a simple 2D puzzle game. To the player it doesn't matter that the puzzles are scattered inside a walking simulator made in its own engine. I know a lot went into it, but that doesn't matter, it's value is still only 5 dollars, which is the current sales price. I recommend it for that price.

    • @SeanTBarrett
      @SeanTBarrett 3 месяца назад +4

      "simple 2D puzzle game ... walking simulator"
      Tell us you missed the most important thing in the game without saying you missed the most important thing in the game.

    • @waarschijn
      @waarschijn 3 месяца назад

      @@SeanTBarrett The first one is a very cool easter egg. When you get the second one, you think "oh this is a thing now". And then after a few more, it just becomes a chore, like the collectibles in the GTA games.
      It's not an important part of the game. I actually forgot about it, even though I probably got 25 or so. But as I said: "I know a lot went into it".

    • @Muskar2
      @Muskar2 3 месяца назад

      Value is subjective, and lower prices means more sales. If you think 5$ is fair for that game, then you can recommend it when it's on sale. Others might enjoy it at full price. Price4 setting can be difficult, but the goal with it was to make money for a new game, not to play Scrooge Mcduck. I vaguely recall that JB is millions of dollars in debt right now, and Braid AE sold even worse than expected.

  • @Valiaff
    @Valiaff 4 месяца назад +1

    Code pages.

  • @daphnepk
    @daphnepk 4 месяца назад +7

    Emacs users represent ✊

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 4 месяца назад

      represent people who buy a bad system and then brag about how it's so bad that it's not worth attacking.

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@TheEvilCheesecake do you know what emacs is

    • @memes_gbc674
      @memes_gbc674 4 месяца назад +9

      @@4rumani i dont think this guy knows what emacs is

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 4 месяца назад +2

      ywnb aw

    • @cleigh3796
      @cleigh3796 4 месяца назад +1

      @@selectionn omg I clocked him based off his profile pic, too!

  • @beaverbuoy3011
    @beaverbuoy3011 4 месяца назад

    Damn...

  • @pinky_pepper
    @pinky_pepper 4 месяца назад +3

    i love piracy ❤

  • @clerothsun3933
    @clerothsun3933 3 месяца назад +1

    This dude really has a problem with swearing.

  • @1nestar
    @1nestar 2 месяца назад +2

    Get this pseud out of my recommendations

    • @K.R.O1875
      @K.R.O1875 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah. Giving engagements will stop it.

    • @1nestar
      @1nestar 2 месяца назад

      @@K.R.O1875 Neither giving nor ignoring would change anything

    • @K.R.O1875
      @K.R.O1875 2 месяца назад

      @1nestar
      That's deep, man.

  • @salvosuper
    @salvosuper 4 месяца назад +48

    Yet another confirmation that most streamers are cancer

    • @stefanalecu9532
      @stefanalecu9532 4 месяца назад +22

      If that's your confirmation, idk what to say about your biases, just saying

    • @bananapeehole782
      @bananapeehole782 4 месяца назад

      Pure bigotry. Plain and simple.

    • @bananapeehole782
      @bananapeehole782 4 месяца назад

      ​@@stefanalecu9532Xctly

    • @codesymphony
      @codesymphony 4 месяца назад +3

      nice generalization and confirmation bias

    • @bananapeehole782
      @bananapeehole782 4 месяца назад

      @@salvosuper why the f* are you even here is that's your thought process? Limp crayon.

  • @AlaskanHuzky
    @AlaskanHuzky 3 месяца назад +1

    If they can afford the game and still pirate it, they should be banned from TWITCH. Can the game developer put a complain and have them banned?

  • @ChristopherCricketWallace
    @ChristopherCricketWallace 4 месяца назад +5

    so you’re saying you have proof they pirated your software and then used it for monetary gain. hit up the streaming platform and make a big stink about it…with lawyers. make an example out of those mofos

  • @zissou6928
    @zissou6928 2 месяца назад +3

    In their defense the game was terrible

  • @user-dx3px4iv8p
    @user-dx3px4iv8p 3 месяца назад

    Sad

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 4 месяца назад +6

    Haha that's a funny vid. Still gonna pirate most of my games tho

  • @giantisopod
    @giantisopod 2 месяца назад +1

    To be fair, the game was way too expensive. I say this as someone who paid full price for it.

  • @RealAICCl
    @RealAICCl 4 месяца назад +4

    Pirating is good for your game

  • @youtubehandlesux
    @youtubehandlesux 4 месяца назад +99

    Nah, I'd pirate his game.

    • @m1n3craftPCtut0r1al
      @m1n3craftPCtut0r1al 4 месяца назад +56

      Okay? You want a trophy you weirdo?

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 4 месяца назад +35

      I wish I did, because The Witness is an absolute mess
      It is simultaneously really good and _extremely_ bad. I cannot understand how people like it so much

    • @fiona9891
      @fiona9891 4 месяца назад +12

      you wouldn't download a car...

    • @ehtresih9540
      @ehtresih9540 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@hundvd_7 i liked it because i got to draw •==8 for the painting puzzels

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme 4 месяца назад +3

      @@hundvd_7What's bad about it?

  • @Squant
    @Squant 4 месяца назад +6

    I would steal from this man. I have absolutely no respect for pretentiousness.

    • @codesymphony
      @codesymphony 4 месяца назад +5

      you realize pirating a game is a net positive right lol

  • @Eurynomos326
    @Eurynomos326 Месяц назад

    So many broke people in these comments.
    So many people defending buskers with webcams.

  • @niclasbelrra
    @niclasbelrra 4 месяца назад

    .

  • @nangld
    @nangld 4 месяца назад +3

    Western kids needs to study better, instead of pirating games.

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 28 дней назад

      What's your take on Eastern people?

  • @konsorumaniakku
    @konsorumaniakku 3 месяца назад

    Omg, 3.5 minutes to get to the point but yet not delivering it😂

  • @Igorooooleynikov
    @Igorooooleynikov 4 месяца назад +4

    I'm going to pirate all games

    • @cleigh3796
      @cleigh3796 4 месяца назад

      first you must create the universe.... and get a lot of hard drives.

  • @piotrdarnowski5190
    @piotrdarnowski5190 4 месяца назад +9

    Holy crap, how can a person talk so slow 💀

    • @waarschijn
      @waarschijn 4 месяца назад +1

      Every syllable he utters is so profound, he has to give you enough tome to process his deep insights into reality.

    • @Borghesi08
      @Borghesi08 4 месяца назад +5

      Had to be just as long and drawn out as the cutscenes in the actual game

  • @kulled
    @kulled 4 месяца назад +1

    this guy does not strike me as a developer

  • @cateydotnet
    @cateydotnet 4 месяца назад +2

    any dev who adds anti-piracy to their game sucks. pirate everything.

  • @Razumen
    @Razumen 3 месяца назад

    Whoopdydoo, the "story" was shite anyways, just like the game.

  • @Chemieklo
    @Chemieklo 4 месяца назад +44

    the term "pirated" is wrong and propaganda.

    • @fun_gussy
      @fun_gussy 4 месяца назад

      why

    • @mangocane8977
      @mangocane8977 4 месяца назад +29

      How

    • @Chemieklo
      @Chemieklo 4 месяца назад +14

      @@mangocane8977 There is an implication of violence in this term. You can use "theft", but "pirated" is just music industry propaganda.

    • @frost54311
      @frost54311 4 месяца назад +114

      @@Chemieklo Most people do not think of violent criminals when you say pirate. They instead think of swash buckling adventures with treasure chests. The music industry failed horribly, if they indeed coined it as propaganda, to make to sound bad. There's a reason why pirating is often advertised with "sail the seven seas", "arrr", and not to mention one of the most famous pirating sites being named Pirate Bay. Because it all sounds cool, fun, and good.

    • @Arras01
      @Arras01 4 месяца назад +96

      ​@@Chemieklo"theft" is even more incorrect, because that implies you're removing something from the other party, but you don't.

  • @magyararon6918
    @magyararon6918 4 месяца назад +1

    very boring story

  • @bankiey
    @bankiey 4 месяца назад

    The unfortunate thing with personally made art of arbitrary iteration as a business is that it flies in the face of how memes spread by word of mouth. Piracy IS that word of mouth practice. Single iteration physical art is the only market, and it’s high altitude and saturated

  • @kefpull6676
    @kefpull6676 4 месяца назад +4

    Isn't the game free? How would you pirate a free game, like does The Witness have microtransactions or something?

    • @Fieari
      @Fieari 4 месяца назад +65

      Not a free game, no micro transactions. It’s just a single player game that has a one time purchase price.

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai 4 месяца назад +26

      ??? Where tf did OP get the idea that The Witness was free?

    • @kefpull6676
      @kefpull6676 4 месяца назад +3

      @@AexisRai it is in my library but i know for a fact i didn't buy it

    • @kaynex1039
      @kaynex1039 4 месяца назад +65

      @@kefpull6676 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news: You bought The Witness.

    • @yumyum366
      @yumyum366 4 месяца назад

      @@kefpull6676 Epic gave it for free, but they pay the developer of the game for the keys (at a discounted price)