I don't think Clara is that tall tbh, it's a pretty realistic height for a 11-12 year old. Qingque, Herta and Pela are just really short lmao. Comparing her to the adult (Himeko/Natasha) or teen (March/Asta) body type would be a better measurement.
My headcanon is that Svarog calculated the optimal diet for Clara using whatever resources were available in the Underworld and that's why she's physically and intellectually more capable than a 11-year-old
#Hsr In Honkai Impact you are : a normal and brave commander In Genshin Impact you are : a traveler searching their sibling In Honkai Star Rail you are : a psychopath raccoon that escaped from Herta’s Space station
"Normal" Captain who can use all Divine Keys and leads a Space-faring Battleship capable of travelling Dimensions and a Squad of Beautiful and Powerful Valkyries... Definitely "Normal"...
@@jasperreyes5174 Normal for an isekai protagonist. One day wake up in charge of a battleship. There are beautiful (if some underage) ladies coming out of nowhere to hang out with me. No clue what is expected of me but sure, let's hit the road and make shit up as i go. Also, be generic good guy because I am too indecisive to have any idea of an ambition. Ok, i don't actually know what captains deal is, i hadn't seen that side of the game.
@@rodon265 Repeating multiple cycles of the same timeline trying to prevent the death of Zhuge Kongming (Parallel World Theresa Apocalypse)... Unifying three separate kingdoms at war... More than once... Helping Fischl and Keqing return to Teyvat... Helping Kiana and Friends in Main Storyline to get to the Moon... Those were just some I remember off the top of my head right now...
SPOILER according to leaks, MC was made with the data of 4 Stellaron Hunters so we are 1/4 Kafka, 1/4 Silver Wolf, 1/4 Blade, 1/4 Sam(name of a Stellaron Hunter and sounds suspisciously like Sampo)
#HSR Me: Casts skill on other enemy. That keeps the Sanction Level the same right? Guardian Machine Thing: ... Me: That keeps the Sanction Level the same right?
Fu Xuan as playable character? I WANT THAT AS WELL ! Another fine collection of "Bratty attitude lolis that I want to tease the fuq outta them" list xD Miss Pela Herta Fu Xuan
#HSR Trailblazer: If i had got a grace everytime a waifu gets a kill. I would be buy all the pulls. Every Waifu: Bruh!? Wait you gonna be calking us out!?
5:01 as an autistic person, i approve stelle eating watermelon without a thought behind her eyes is a mood also, screw autism speak all my homies hate autism speak
#HSR Me: *tries playing HSR for the first time* (played for a bit) The game: hey wanna update? Me: su- The game: *restarts downloading progress everytime the game restarts* Me: wtf-
#Hsr Me: a genshin impact ar 58 player plays honkai star rail for the first time *logs in *sees kafka Me: isn't this Rosaria? What is she doing here? *Continues *sees silverwolf Me: razor little sis nice *sees himeko: oh hey diluc didn't know you had some good boobas *sees pom pom: *paimon ptsd
Clara is tall as heck, considering she is only like 10-12, and she has the height of most characters in-game
Also she doesn't wear shoes but she's still the same height as characters like Qingque, Pela.
I don't think Clara is that tall tbh, it's a pretty realistic height for a 11-12 year old. Qingque, Herta and Pela are just really short lmao.
Comparing her to the adult (Himeko/Natasha) or teen (March/Asta) body type would be a better measurement.
My headcanon is that Svarog calculated the optimal diet for Clara using whatever resources were available in the Underworld and that's why she's physically and intellectually more capable than a 11-year-old
#Hsr
In Honkai Impact you are : a normal and brave commander
In Genshin Impact you are : a traveler searching their sibling
In Honkai Star Rail you are : a psychopath raccoon that escaped from Herta’s Space station
"normal" commander lol
"Normal" Captain who can use all Divine Keys and leads a Space-faring Battleship capable of travelling Dimensions and a Squad of Beautiful and Powerful Valkyries...
Definitely "Normal"...
@@jasperreyes5174 you guys meant horny right ??
@@jasperreyes5174 Normal for an isekai protagonist.
One day wake up in charge of a battleship.
There are beautiful (if some underage) ladies coming out of nowhere to hang out with me.
No clue what is expected of me but sure, let's hit the road and make shit up as i go.
Also, be generic good guy because I am too indecisive to have any idea of an ambition.
Ok, i don't actually know what captains deal is, i hadn't seen that side of the game.
@@rodon265 Repeating multiple cycles of the same timeline trying to prevent the death of Zhuge Kongming (Parallel World Theresa Apocalypse)...
Unifying three separate kingdoms at war... More than once...
Helping Fischl and Keqing return to Teyvat...
Helping Kiana and Friends in Main Storyline to get to the Moon...
Those were just some I remember off the top of my head right now...
#HSR
SU enemy: *hit Clara*
Svarog with full Elation blessings: You free trial of life has expired.
#HSR
Seele: I have come to bargain
*Kills an enemy*
Seele: I have come to bargain
#HSR
The enemy: Finnaly, Seele's turn is over. What happens now?
Bronya: It's Seele's turn.
LMAO
Serval's mom must be named Cougar right?
And her dad is Lion obviously.
Tiger is their evil uncle
They have a pet fish named Dog
How about Jackal?
@@mikonyx7712 ... Now hold on a second
#HSR
Me: pulling on the banner just to get Tingyun and Sushang reach to E6
The Game: decide to give Jing Yuan instead
Me: Visible confusion
never pull for the 4* without accepting the chance to recieve the 5* - master oogway
This literally happened to me yesterday when i first pull in the banner,Jing Yuan and March 7ths came home and after 4 pulls i got Tingyun.
Meanwhile me: gets E6 tingyun
Suffering from success
@@AverageWeeb4Sale march 7 is free
#HSR
Genshin question: What is Paimon's true identity?
Star Rail question: What is the real connection between Kafka and the MC?
Kafka is the Dad... Silver Wolf is the Mom...
@@jasperreyes5174 and stella the pet racoon..
SPOILER
according to leaks, MC was made with the data of 4 Stellaron Hunters so we are 1/4 Kafka, 1/4 Silver Wolf, 1/4 Blade, 1/4 Sam(name of a Stellaron Hunter and sounds suspisciously like Sampo)
2:11 "Why is it when something bad happens, it's always you three?"
4:41 Yeah, that's Vergil(Daniel Southworth) himself~
also Vergil can canonically travel the sea of quanta~
okay i dig stelle having as much rizz as caleus and the twins
#HSR
Me: Casts skill on other enemy. That keeps the Sanction Level the same right?
Guardian Machine Thing: ...
Me: That keeps the Sanction Level the same right?
3:15 me every fight i take seriously well almost
me: "dont worry clara, the shield is big
#HSR
me: casually plays yanqing
My brain for no fucking reason: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
#HSR
You play Herta for the EXP
I play Herta for "Kuru kuru, kururin"
We are not the same
1:50 just wait until 60, then the real pain begins
4:09 What did I just see?
Fu Xuan as playable character?
I WANT THAT AS WELL !
Another fine collection of
"Bratty attitude lolis that I want to tease the fuq outta them" list xD
Miss Pela
Herta
Fu Xuan
6:59 and WHEN i play Elation they refuse to give me the Elation buffs
6:09 How do you dare?
#GIM
Trailblazer: *Makes fun of March 7Th.*
Paimon: You get used to it…
#HSR
Trailblazer: If i had got a grace everytime a waifu gets a kill. I would be buy all the pulls.
Every Waifu: Bruh!? Wait you gonna be calking us out!?
I got jing yuan and gepard in 1 ten pull, and my father and my bro wants to kill me now
Not that bad.
@@Another_RandomHuman ty im f2p
Поверь - не они одни тебя хотят убить.
@@Chibwannabe ok rip me i guess
Caelus: im caelus
kiana:why does caelus look like kevin bu if he could age
3:15
enemy: attacks Tingyun anyway
me: =(
#HSR
Me: puts a shield/taunt on my dps
The enemy: i should target his low tingyun
5:01 as an autistic person, i approve
stelle eating watermelon without a thought behind her eyes is a mood
also, screw autism speak
all my homies hate autism speak
0:17 you just like me fr fr
#HSR
you use trailblazers Q so that you can eliminate enemies
I use trailblazers Q so that I can See his humongous *cake*
*we are not the same*
#HSR
kafka when she uses her ult : BOOM
me : feel a small boom in my heart rate
my mind : raiden, what happen your heart rate spiked
"wtf is a herrscher" im dead XD
4:06
#HSR
Piamon- You are such a disappointment
Pom-Pom- No. I'm the upgrade
The Natasha one is relatable
#HSR
cocolia:spawn in honkai impact
POV cocolia:see bronya she run to her
After bronya show ultimate
cocolia: oh shit not good! Run!!!
5:00 as someone with autism, I agree
#HSR
Me: *tries playing HSR for the first time* (played for a bit)
The game: hey wanna update?
Me: su-
The game: *restarts downloading progress everytime the game restarts*
Me: wtf-
*sees **5:18*
hahahaholy fu-
Finally!! I knew those two are racoons!
#HSR
Nobody:
Abso-fruitily nobody:
Me: RULES ARE MENT TO BE BR-ouken da Boken!
I MUST REACH WORLD FIVE AND GET THE ACHIVEMENT!
#HSR
It’s nit that hard to prank on seele.
Just make sure you have your will written down and everything, oh and no regrets either.
Link for summer Tingyun?
Now thats not true, I happily use Himiko alot
anyone know the source of thumbnail?
I keep raiding simulation world 5 to keep being dominated by mommy
.. ▫️▫️▫️
#Hsr
Me: a genshin impact ar 58 player plays honkai star rail for the first time
*logs in
*sees kafka
Me: isn't this Rosaria? What is she doing here?
*Continues
*sees silverwolf
Me: razor little sis nice
*sees himeko: oh hey diluc didn't know you had some good boobas
*sees pom pom: *paimon ptsd
a HI3 player looks at a GI player who started playing HSR and says this nonsense: BURN IN HELL, HERETIC
@@Chibwannabe Agree
"Paimon PTSD" XDXDXD
@@Chibwannabe FR like Silver Wolf, Himeko, and Kafka were there in HI3 and then there's this comment XDDD. This comment is actually funny ngl.
Still maining Himeko
#HSR
The entire female main cast are gay
Change my mind
Caelus the Harem Protagonist...
@@jasperreyes5174 some say that he will ascend as the harem Aeon and open up the path of rizz, like his dad as harem archon
Hi
Welt=Aizen
So many gae memes, it's beautiful
You ship stelle with trio
I ship with trash can.
We are not the same❤.
why is it always lesbian memes and no caelus being a chad and getting all the girls Sadge
Clara will be mommy in her 20s. And OHMYGODSTEPONMEMOMMY in her 30s.
So... the Star Rail community is as funny or clever as a nail in the taint as the other Hoyo communities. Welp! What can ya do...
The autism joke is not funny and was it necessary to appear?
Yes
@@Naruto-2476 no
Cope
@@akrabis8905 Explain?
@@Naruto-2476 How is it funny?
4:09