MST3K 1003: Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (FULL MOVIE)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 78

  • @LordZontar
    @LordZontar 13 дней назад +52

    "Please, Grandpa Borgnine, tell me SOMEBODY gets a happy ending!"
    "No, Timmy. All are damned. Even you."

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 12 дней назад +5

      When you put it like that, the Chinatown joke actually makes perfect sense

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 13 дней назад +13

    MST3K is and will remain my deepest source of comfort, joy, and laughter.

  • @SkiraReed
    @SkiraReed 13 дней назад +17

    What blows my mind is, I took my first stimulating hormone shots for the IVF process that we're currently in TODAY.
    I saw this movie pop up, thought 'Great! Something to distract! I love MST3K!'
    And guess what the couple in the movie deals with.... 😂 da-dummmmm
    I can't get away from it!

  • @ocpmovie
    @ocpmovie 13 дней назад +42

    This movie includes about a half hour of the 1984 horror feature "The Devil's Gift," about an evil monkey toy, ripped off from the Stephen King monkey story (that is also a 2025 movie). In the long version Susan - possessed by the monkey - tries to drown the kid Michael while washing his hair, and David throws her out of the house, cracking her skull on the pavement. David then showers in filth because of the monkey. Everyone dies at the end probably.

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 13 дней назад +4

      Thanks for the info! Watching this MST3K through the years, I always thought it was too similar to, The Monkey. I loved that one as a kid.

    • @spencercurran5114
      @spencercurran5114 13 дней назад +4

      This is exactly the kind of trivia I hope to find in these comment sections. Thank you

    • @mikesilva3868
      @mikesilva3868 12 дней назад

      ​@@MorboeatspeopleThis is a perfectly fine horror 80's movie. It's cheesy with bland performances like every other mid-range 80's horror movies that is what a coworker told me 🎉😊

    • @mikesilva3868
      @mikesilva3868 12 дней назад

      ​@@MorboeatspeopleThis is a perfectly fine horror 80's movie. It's cheesy with bland performances 😊

    • @S_Evenwar
      @S_Evenwar 10 дней назад +1

      That does explain why there's nothing similar between the production of the evil monkey story and everything else. Lol thanks for the info! I'm going to have to track down that 80s cheese in its complete glory.

  • @petiepablo4221
    @petiepablo4221 13 дней назад +25

    Rock n Roll MARSHIN 🎉🎸

  • @nmo922
    @nmo922 13 дней назад +17

    The furious psychic always cracks me up

  • @TapiocaTwoStep
    @TapiocaTwoStep 13 дней назад +11

    So many good riffs in this one!
    “The book?”
    “Doo doo DOO doo doo DOO!”

  • @syxx7wun
    @syxx7wun 13 дней назад +33

    Years later and this episode still has me dying.

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 13 дней назад +17

    MST3K did it again way back in 1999, they predicted online reviewers and their powers.

  • @IhadToputAnameinHereSomewhere
    @IhadToputAnameinHereSomewhere 13 дней назад +11

    For those of you who are also Rifftrax fans, the evil reviewer also appears in Stone Cold as a priest who gets blasted through a window by a shotgun

    • @jamienicole2122
      @jamienicole2122 11 дней назад

      Ooh, thank you. 🙏 😊I’ll have to check that one out. I just subscribed to a channel on Amazon prime that has a lot of Mst3k, I’ll have to see if I can watch it there. 😊

  • @ObiWanBillKenobi
    @ObiWanBillKenobi 6 дней назад +1

    1:02:44 The Pincushion Man seems to be voiced by the same voice actor as Pete the Cat in the 1940s-1950s era Disney cartoons.

  • @rowsdower6950
    @rowsdower6950 13 дней назад +7

    Billy: "No grandpa Borgnine! Leave light and hope for me please!"
    Grandpa Borgnine: "Get out from behind the cushions Billy. It gets worse."
    Billy: 😭

  • @thisismyname1940
    @thisismyname1940 9 дней назад +3

    I'd forgotten just how psychotic this movie is. Thank you!

  • @jasonhubbard6775
    @jasonhubbard6775 13 дней назад +7

    Dark-yet-whimsical is something that Jim Henson and Miyazaki could pull off ... not the producers of THIS movie.

  • @brian32151867
    @brian32151867 13 дней назад +26

    "Look, my reviews have destroyed whole cities!" :D

    • @OnlineVideoSurfer
      @OnlineVideoSurfer 13 дней назад +3

      My favorite line. I almost miss the days of the smug, taste making newspaper critic.

  • @AngelMapper
    @AngelMapper 13 дней назад +11

    "You're welcome!"

    • @mcboltron
      @mcboltron 13 дней назад +2

      You're welcome!

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 12 дней назад +6

    Merlin makes the exact same mistake that Pod People did: shoehorning a crappy horror movie into the package of a crappy kid's fantasy movie and then forgetting to take out the "horror" part.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 12 дней назад +1

      Well, there was a long, long list of mistakes made in this movie. But that's certainly one.

  • @DevlinDomini
    @DevlinDomini 13 дней назад +6

    Season 10 is pretty cool. With Kevin Murphy helming the show, it really could have gone on indefinitely. (Make season 14! 💚)

  • @DevlinDomini
    @DevlinDomini 13 дней назад +4

    “WHO STOLE MY NUDE ERNEST BORGNINE PICTURES?” - George Carlin

  • @dericanight861
    @dericanight861 13 дней назад +10

    “Remember to beliiieeve in magic~…or I’ll ☠️ yoou ~”

  • @cc0492
    @cc0492 13 дней назад +8

    "I'm Bob Jackass"

  • @TheMetalMask36
    @TheMetalMask36 13 дней назад +6

    This might be my favorite one

  • @cthulhulives2
    @cthulhulives2 13 дней назад +4

    You're welcome

  • @twennysebben
    @twennysebben 13 дней назад +4

    How have I never seen this one? That was awful/fantastic! 🤣

  • @chet6969
    @chet6969 5 дней назад

    "My reviews have destroyed entire cities!" and "It's time for a strongly worded review of my cat" are pure gold.

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 12 дней назад +1

    The Vacuum Cleaner is played by non other than Kirby the Vacuum Cleaner, from the Brave Little Toaster.

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 12 дней назад +2

    To this day whenever I see ice cream at the store, mentally I hear, "oh oh, we better eat all the ice cream!"

  • @dergrizzlyreaper
    @dergrizzlyreaper 13 дней назад +2

    One of my all time favorites! Enjoy !

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 12 дней назад +3

    Oh no the cats gotta knife too! 😂

  • @Morboeatspeople
    @Morboeatspeople 13 дней назад +3

    Dime Store Danson was the first Yelp reviewer 😆

  • @itowmyhome797
    @itowmyhome797 12 дней назад +1

    Mike is their best host the show is ever had

  • @hollowhunter1986
    @hollowhunter1986 13 дней назад +4

    Rock and roll Martian

  • @Jitterzz
    @Jitterzz 13 дней назад +4

    “Which chin should I put my hand on?”

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer 13 дней назад +8

    So the movie is basically "The poor man's The Princess Bride" 🤪

  • @BrotherBadger123
    @BrotherBadger123 7 дней назад

    21:47 An 8 Track of KISS ALIVE and a Tape Deck would be Pretty Magical, or maybe a Godzilla Pinball Machine ? 😃🤘

  • @theboombody
    @theboombody День назад

    The mean psychic character really caught me off guard.

  • @BrotherBadger123
    @BrotherBadger123 7 дней назад

    46:33 Put the Little Bastard up for Adoption. 🤣

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 13 дней назад +2

    Too much suspense and no popcorn.

  • @only257
    @only257 13 дней назад +4

    Hilarious classic good riffing good host segments 😅

  • @Just_Here_For_The_Comments
    @Just_Here_For_The_Comments 12 дней назад

    Gotta wonder why Dave just so happened to have a shovel in the back of his car and was so insistent on picking up his mother from the airport instead of her taking a cab before using it for digging a -grave- hole for the monkey.

  • @jikorijo4516
    @jikorijo4516 7 дней назад

    Boom Mic at the top of the screen: 14:22.

  • @SamplersAndThings
    @SamplersAndThings 13 дней назад +2

    11:38 😂

  • @Buttlefunker
    @Buttlefunker 13 дней назад +1

    @25:38 doo DOO doo DOO DOO DOO will always make me laugh

  • @BrotherBadger123
    @BrotherBadger123 7 дней назад

    1:07:40 You are going to have get back in that House and Spank the Monkey..... 🤣

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 13 дней назад

    13:12 Saruman😮

  • @fairygurl9269
    @fairygurl9269 13 дней назад +1

    Hooorray

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 12 дней назад

    Between Merlin and Doctor Strange, I'm beginning to think "a wizard did it" is a totally viable excuse for nonsensical bullshit.

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 13 дней назад +1

    ah yes the "kids" movie.............

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 13 дней назад

    21:36 Gas stoves must go! oops

  • @EvilxSausage
    @EvilxSausage 9 дней назад

    Wait, all kidding aside, you mean Ernest Borgnine got top billing??

  • @FreejackVesa
    @FreejackVesa 13 дней назад +3

    ☃️

  • @mikesilva3868
    @mikesilva3868 12 дней назад

    If it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's in the credits, credits, credits, you won't like it, like it, like it."😅

  • @drmgiverdrmgiver5335
    @drmgiverdrmgiver5335 11 дней назад

    Yeah, the later seasons stunk.