How to Get Into a Top University in 60 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- How to Get Into a Top University in 60 Seconds.
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If Mommy and Daddy ask why you can’t get into a top university, tell them it’s because they didn’t donate a building ; )
Yup
Can you donate a building for me ;)
true
Yes
ha great
Not sure why this is all necessary; you can literally just walk through the front door
*before entering to the building*
Before taking the 5th gate to the 4th main building
@@gsiya4023 Before entering the country
@@cat-san4669 ?
Good one lmho
How to get into college in one second: have your daddy donate a building.
People with two moms:
👁👄👁
@@Tayte_androgy-.- thaaaats tuff
@@Tayte_androgy-.- Have one mommy donate a building then, or have them both pay $10000 to the SAT proctor to get a 400 point boost on the SAT.
@@thetrailer5050 thats a gud plan :>
"Be the child of a celebrity"
"Grow up in poverty"
Ah yes the floor is made out of sky
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MMM THE FLOR OF SKY
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@@theowlx7_alex245 e
@@theowlx7_alex245 you ok?
This man gave the knowledge. And left the platform forever.
Yep lol
@@alexbaykov8376 he was exposing too much
The Ivy League got him...
so basically, be the main character
Honestly 😂
@ABDUR REHMAN KHAN unless you're the main love interest of the mc. In that case, you get put into dangerous situations where only the hero can save you cuz you're useless. Then after being saved, it is mandatory for you to slap and blush.
make yourself one
An anime character
Just believe in your friends
Watching this while crying over my math hw hits different
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Are you in the kitchen with your parents or older siblings crying over math? That one is a classic
feels
😔
@@emperored505 I was crying with my mom about it in the kitchen a few days ago, i was sitting on my bed in the dark when I wrote this
If your parents didn’t graduate from a top school get new parents 😂
welp. time to get new parents.
@@EpicStickboi same 😂
A new Daddy and A Mommy
Specifically, either 2 daddys or 2 mommies
This just proves the fact that I’m a moron. Cause my entire family is filled with geniuses
The fact that you're still hearting comments even when you can't make videos just shows your dedication to your viewers and your community :)
Back in quarantine, I really enjoyed watching your videos and still come back to them from time to time. Really hope you're doing well healthwise and hope you come back soon!
Your comment literally made my day, thank you so much for the kind words : ) And I'm really happy you enjoyed the vids backs in quarantine, that's so cool you've been watching the channel for so long! Thank you again for leaving your comment, it really meant a lot to me and I'm still in a tough spot health-wise but I'll definitely be back eventually! I hope you have an awesome rest of your evening : D
@@ShivVZG Take as much of a break as you want! I'll be waiting. How's college(I heard you attend the University of Spoiled Children lol) been for you these past years?
I actually ended up graduating recently (thank goodness xD). Honestly though, I actually really liked being at USC, but college in general was pretty tough with all the health stuff going on.
@@ShivVZG how on earth did you graduate in just 2 years?? what were you even studying?
Oh no I graduated in three years, but it's mainly cuz I took summer classes and extra classes during the schoolyear. Also my major was Narrative Studies (kinda like a mix of English and Film)
Daddy donating a building never gets old 😂
And if that doesn’t work he could just bribe everyone.
LMAO
I mean... my dad’s considering selling his house so I can pay for university so... technically that category applies to me
hahaahha that's how it works 😂😅
I thought i commented this lol
When the world needed him most, he vanished
Edit: He said in the community tab that he has health issues
Dont worry he's probably just studying for finals
🌹🥀
@@Obsidian72 probably
The avatar of school and life shall return.
_student debt, high school, partying, and tests_
“Long ago the four nations were once at peace…”
“That was until the student debt nation attacked”.
(Insert ATLA theme here)
Me: * is a minority *
Haha Harvard here I come
Unless you’re Asian 😂 Oh how I hate this BS process
Me who is a minority which is Asian:
Me, a non-Asian minority who got rejected from Cornell😞
@@evan168gt6 It’s because of the college board’s racist “affirmative action” policies. Makes you question the point of going to college in the first place
@@evan168gt6 For real. They pick and choose when they want to cater to minorities. During review of applications, they favor black people to boost “diversity” and to shit on Asian people. But when in college the roles are reversed and black students are shit on, and Asian students are favored for statistical purposes (like grades). Top colleges don’t care at all about minorities, they just want the reputation.
Day 1 of waiting for ShivVZG's return to YT
WHERE IT ALL STARTED
just scrolled for like 5 minutes to find this, what am I doing with my life.
The comment where it started
Day 451 of waiting for him to return.
absolutely insane man congrats
How to get into a top university
Sneak into the university without the securities knowledge😅
You deserve more likes
Of course! Why didn’t we think of that
Big brain 😌👊
Aftermath :you got caught
@@seemapalande7331 It's okay, Daddy will donate a building to get you out of jail.
the title should be
“getting into university speedrun any% (glitchless)”
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Nah it should be segmented like: donate%, ap class%, new parents% poverty% celeberty%, tramatuzed%, awards%
How can I do with glitches ?
I can do it faster. I have unlocked the door to a university in ten seconds or less.
Oh I forgot the fort Knox heist%
It's great to see all the "Day x" comments getting hearted :D I hope you're still doing well and happy new year to you Shiv!
Thank you so much! Wishing you a great new year as well : )
Yeah I told my parents that things weren't working out and had some snipers take them out. How dare they be middle class AND go to a basic university? Pick a struggle
I feel your pain. Having an easy life sucks.
Were they using Barrett 50. Caliber M82A1 Rifles?
@@theanti-hero3983 idk I purposely wasnt at the scene of the crime so I could have an alibi
nice... if I try that would it be too suspicious?
I want to like but I also want to keep likes at 420
"If you're not a minority, change your ethnicity"
Me, an Asian: 😭
*whips and nae naes while crying in Chinese*
Cries in Hindi 🥺
It’s ok I identify as transracial
go call your doctor and be a transgender instead.
@Alex Pokrandt it is if I say so. All identities are a social construct therefore I can create my own identity and you have to respect it or you're a bigot.
“If your parents didn’t graduate from a top university, get new parents”
"Be the first in your family to go to college"
College in a nutshell, if you have parents that went to a normal college, your screwed
Dangit....
No. It’s never the end of the world.
If you look into the alumni of an university, you can find some people that have made significant contributions with a specific education from that university. UWM is a great example for being less than a top university but still being able to help students succeed. There are notable alumni which can be found on Wikipedia.
And if your like me and have parents that didn't even have the option to go to college?
@@Drncanelo It will be harder, but as long as that student can manage to learn (not to mention getting excellent grades!), the student can still get a fulfilling career so long as the parents’ desires doesn’t conflict with the student’s.
Bruh it's actually not that hard to get into a top school high school doesn't matter in the slightest just do good for a year or 2 in community college and transfer it's so much easier than getting accepted as a high school student
I watched this video when it was the quarantine, now i'm studying to get in a university... Times flies
I was watching it with my little sister, and she was so confused at the ‘daddy donating a building’ thing 😂
xD
Don’t worry, she’ll learn it soon
I dont get it as well... can someone explain?
@@jamlobesjams it's a reoccurring joke in Shiv's vids
@@linustehminus But how does donating a building get you into college though, sorry, I don't get the joke either
im honored to click almost as fast as ShivVZG talks in this video
😂
That is impossible
People : *you can't entertain people in a minute*
Shiv : *and I took it seriously*
lolllll
It’s I took it personally
No wonder I never see any orphans in top schools
Bruh shezza
Laurence will cancel u for this.
@@cltchprod7825 ? Weird kid
oooof wtf?
Shiv: have two mommys or two daddys
Me who has two mommys: my terrible grades don’t matter! I’m saved!
lolll
How do you have 2 moms
@@sheep8464 it’s called lesbian moms
@@sheep8464 they're gay or two marriges
Lucky 😤 well i mean im gay with homophobic parents so maybe thats the same thing 🤷♀️
If your parents didn’t graduate from a top university
*GET NEW PARENTS*
Unless Daddy donated a building
My parents didn't went to middle school
Y’all..legends never die. Do not lose hope, he shall be back soon.
Yepp .....
He really disappeared after dropping the secrets for getting in a top university 😳
uh oh
I keep getting recommended the videos from this channel (I watched most of them a year ago tho) and I looked and no videos in 11 months! 😲
You forgot the most important tip of all: don't apply during covid.
if the lockdowns and restrictions arent over by 2023 im going to flip my shit
Applications are down 3-10% across the board, this means colleges need to fill up same spots with less options forcing them to be more lenient.
@@Ethan-zt7ky really? I thought there were more admissions bc more top colleges have gone test optional
I'm sure he's busy with college, but his videos are so good man. Please come back
Ik
He said in the community tab he has health issues
@@jasonsingh87 like what?
@@jasonsingh87 Huh?
Man it's being 1 year where are you
*"simp for your teachers"💀💀💀🤚🏽*
when the ShivVZG video is exactly 60 seconds
; )
ShivVZG: be a minority
Me, an Asian: *shit just got 10 times harder*
honestlyy
Welp
Sorry but isn't Asian a minority in America?
Idk
@@gsiya4023 Affirmative Action doesn’t consider it one
@@carsonmoore9992 AA is honestly racist. It doesn’t help those it discriminates against and it assumes just because blacks are given the more likely opportunities it doesn’t mean they are prepared for what the college requires (like if they don’t have the necessary skills for a certain item, it hinders their experience if they get it anyway)
got rejected and this is what i am watching to feel better
'Be the child of a celebrity'
'Grow up in poverty'
a gem
ShivVZG: Have your parents go to a top college
Also ShivVZG: Be the first in your family to go to college
*visible confusion*
You either gotta be one or the other. If you parent went to a normal university you’re screwed unless you a New York Times best seller or a international math Olympiad winner
Insert SpongeBob and Patrick "Write that down! Write that down!"
But Spongebob and Patrick weren’t the people that said it. It was a RUclipsr that was doing a video about making exam questions as a teacher
@@calzed2215 the RUclipsr was Charles the French
That’s Charlesthefrench
I should be doing school work now but it’s shiv!
Aw, that means a lot! : D (But you should probably go do your school work now :P)
@@ShivVZG yeah I did continued my schoolwork after watching this video since it’s only 60 sec.
Jokes on you I've done about 80 percent of those requirements.
Book smart
does that include daddy donating a building?
@@bendover5689 I wish
@@bendover5689 no that would be 100%
Does this imply that you got new parents?
Idk why this man hasn't uploaded a video for 1yr he'd be really entertaining
He has health issues, look in community tab
Please come back, there’s literally someone who’s been asking for over 240 days..
Despite all that, you still do amazing academically, you get straight A's, take 7 AP classes, get an internship and become a valedictorian with 4.0 GPA and a SAT score of 1500. Yet, you still get bullied, but that doesn't let you down. You're also a huge simp, especially for that hot/sexy (choose based on gender preference) math teacher. You decide to release music because your music teacher, wich you also simp for, said you're a real prodigy. And they're right. You win a music award. And you also become a National Merit Finalist thanks to that PSAT class you took in 11th grade. Meanwhile your mother has remarried with a woman and you find some new activities you like and you really commit to them, you also decide to take a zero-period class and a few community college classes. When summer comes you get a summer job. You're also sporty and you become a recruited athlete, but then you get a blessure, oh no!
Then, time comes for you to pick out a college. Thankfully, your celebrity dad has finally entered the picture and decides to donate a building to Harvard. Congrats, you're now a Harvard student!
Yep, seems easy enough
correction, Harvard waitlist. They are still picking between you and the 10,000 clones of you who wrote better essays
i get that skillsets matter but lowkey those top universities aint worth it especially if you're taking out loans to go, if you want to thats your choice but lowkey you can get good money doing other jobs too
main character moment
Shiv, where are you
Ight time to ask daddy to donate a building even though I'm still in middle school
xD
@@ShivVZG he said no T^T
The fact that he still sees new comments and hearts and replies to them shows that he still cares about his fanbase!
: )
Another masterpiece of shivzg
I'm already black, so that affirmative action looking nice
XD
Sksksksk🤣
"That's 1 minute, see you tomorrow"
That 1 minute turned into 5 months sadly
Happy Easter if you celebrate it bro! I hope you’re still doing well and I love how wholesome you and ur community are 😊
Happy Easter to you too, dude! And thank you so much, that's really nice of you to say. You and everyone else in the community are some of the kindest people I've known ngl : )
Shivz probably you are not seeing thus but we need you, your content is so good and entertaining, i personally miss it, its ok for me if you took a break, but im just worried you had t said anything in 4 months
@@Dark_862 for 6 months 💀💀
@@sophietao4905 :(
@@sophietao4905 now its 7
7 months now :'(
two years D:
ShivVGZ: if ur parents didn’t graduate from a top university get new parents
also ShivVGZ: be the 1st person in ur family to go to college
me: visible confusion
Yes
🤣 but they really are *two different things*
Easy, grow up in poverty, your two original parent die in car accident and then get adopted by a gay or lesbian billionaire who just bought a building at a top university.
@@jamesh684 *YOU* are the visionar
The 1st of your biologic family
“Be the first in your family to go to college”
“Make sure both your parents graduated from a top college”
*something isn’t right, I can feel it*
not to be the guy who isn’t fun at parties, but..
your*
@@Triisttan bruh thank you- ima go change that real quick
Urr ye American?
@@LuisFernando-gj4md sadly 😔
no it's your actual family for the first one to go to college and the 2nd one is your rich family where your daddy donates a building yes
Dude where are you?
Me, a girl who wants to go into computer science: HELL YEAH I'M SET-
Are you a masochist?
SAME! The only thing i got going for me in terms of applications is that im a girl lmao
@@wildmoonchild8210 Same
I want to do computer information systems but I'm a regular guy
Guess I'll die then
@@Kittycat7070- Major in gander studies! The most useless, disgusting, ridiculous and self hating subject there is!
Ah yes, gotta love the daddy donating a building 😂
:P
Where u at bro
He's in collage so prob that
M8 you seem like such a nice guy, I sincerely hope your situation gets better, No pressure on the videos though, health is paramount :)
Your comment legit made my day dude, thank you so much for compliment + the supportive words! I hope you you ave an awesome rest of your week and thank you again : )
@@ShivVZGwill you ever go back to posting
Video: How to get into a top university?
Me: Just open the door and go inside
Awww I missed this bruvs videos when u comin back
"pay attention in class"
me: nope
day 300 of waiting for ShivVZG to return to YT ❤🎉
Where are you bro, still waiting for your new video
Anyone notice how he FINALLY HIT 60 SECONDS?
where the king at?
Whered you go? :(
Bro man, come back
Do you ever hear a tragedy of a guy on youtube who just randomly disappeared.
The first 1/3 of the video
Me: Ok I can do this if I work hard an-
The rest of the video
Me: “they had us at the first half not gonna lie”
Shiv are you alive?
This man never fails to speak facts
As a Harvard entry applicant judge I can attest to the accuracy of these points.
Please donate buildings. We need more buildings.
Yo bro where r the new videos?
Miss this dude
Finally a video that is actually exactly 60 seconds long!
Can’t wait to find out if I did these things right in March-April ;-;
Good luck
Fingers crossed. If you remember to, please update us!!
@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 hi I remember you all and I ended up going to a state school (I did get into my first choice outside of ivys but it was too expensive)
Shiv’s channel banner new videos every Wednesday + Friday man hasn’t uploaded in 5 months
I got a university ad while watching this
im glad you're doin okay man
props to arty9651
Get new parents
-ShivVZG 2021
Everyone on Amazon after this video:
New Parents; Highest to Lowest;
When we needed him the most.. He vanished 😔
Its been 2 years daddy we really really miss you
Someone: Is the smartest prodigy to ever exist and will succeed in life
Random Athlete: Can kick a ball far
Harvard: Well boys! We know who’s coming in!
the smartest prodigy with an endless list of accolades, achievements, and awards
Where did he go
*This is useful*
day 78 of waiting for ShivVZG to return to YT
“New videos every Wednesday and Friday “
where r u? 😭
I'm so happy to live in Germany... I had 2 years in my school (which is comparable to grammar schools in England) to collect 2/3 of my final grade and just wrote my final exams to get the missing 1/3. I got 1.1 out of a scale from 1.0 (best) to 4.0 (worst) and can apply with it at most universities without having to take additional tests/interviews. I will be able to get into my favourite university only with this one grade and have to pay (almost) nothing.
All good except for the fact your going to Uni in fucking Germany, and your gonna have to deal with the fact every University there is a glorified technical college with zero competition to go in anyways.
Mf you cant be flexing post-secondaries that arent even on a fucking list LOL
Pls come back
come back please :(
And just like that, he disappeared…
Shiv we miss you come back
No one:
Literally no one:
His channel *banner*
You definitely need to post more content I stumbled upon this channel a few weeks ago ( I saw your vid " Roasting every middle school student in 60 seconds " )and have watched all the other uploads ever since !
Awesome job!😄👍🏼
Wow thank you so much for the kind words, and I'm happy you're enjoying the videos!! : D
Hope you feel better. I really enjoy your vids and I really wish nothing happened to you.
Thank you so much for the kind words, I honestly really appreciate it! I hope you have an awesome rest of your day : )
@@ShivVZGwe miss you bud!
@@ShivVZG we miss u dawg where u atttttttttttttttttttttttt
Guys I'm concerned, I think something happened to him...
Ya
shiv is having health issues right now, he will be back when he gets better.
@@dizzyboy_app oh my goodness, I had no idea. Is he all right? Sending love 💝💌
Shiv where are u