I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated. They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court? And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored. The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.
He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted. Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya. But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK
It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?
So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂
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May I approach the teas your honor
Best line in the sketch😂
@@richosborne1971 My arms were pretty badly broken, and both my tits were shattered. And now, i have troubles doing the 'suck it' to people
He said that. Good job
Haha he doesn’t even say that. He says you just made a big mistake your honour. May I approach the teas?
And yes I know I’m theee worst guy
🤣
“May I approach the teas?” Shit kills me every time.
Still killing every time
You know that was just off the cuff too. Genius
He asks it with such a combination of reverence for the court of law, but confidence that he will stick the backflip.
"You just made a big mistake your honor."
Shane & Matt encapsulate the personality of at least 30% of the friends I had in the 90’s. 🤣
"I was lit enough to _do_ the trick. I wasn't lit enough to _land_ it."
Man this guy should be on SNL
No way SNL is fycking laaaaaame
More like cumtown
Yeah, Matt’s pretty funny!
The 4 people above me either don't get the joke or have meta jokes like Shane dude.
That’s O.L goddamn it.
This hits way funnier after listening to about 500 hours of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast content.
we get it you like shane
@@sloshgaboo8217 edgy!
It really is lmao
dawgs
@@sloshgaboo8217 fuck yeah we like SHANE
“It was a Beethoven dog…” 😂😂😂
I fucking died. Not much makes me audible laugh when I’m alone but this is one of them
A lot to clean up. Parties over.
"a Beethoven dog rug"
“A Beethoven dog, your honor”
Killed me
I like that even though they're on opposing sides Matt still helps Shane drink the Twisteds and is proud of his boy for downing all six.
And he pretends that Shane landed it… true bro
Bros going to be arrested and convicted for child molestation very soon
@@user-ge9oc1wq3fwho?
@@DarkMuj He did land it.
@@user-ge9oc1wq3fwhat you talkin bout
"May I approach the teas, your honor?" has me absolutely dying lmaoo
No your honor though, not cool dog
Cidieeez
Matt looks like the ultimate version of himself in this
this is like dark side drug mat
I honestly thought it was Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall for a sec.
@@Brazen1234yup. He proceded to po up a fo as soon as he got home and sat down on his couch.
Long hair, jacked. Hell yeah his systems were clearly working
@@jarnold1789clearly on the 4th density here
“You just made a big mistake your honor” 😂
I knew I need six twisteds in my system . I needed a twisted system . Hahaha that killed me
I mean hell - I can't even get out of bed without at least 4 tea's, never mind trying a balcony-to-pool mid-air 'suck it' jump or something similarly advanced also involving my dick that's also as sophisticated.
They actually knew from the outset that he hadn't even had a full 6 tea's before it happened - and the case still got all the way to court?
And at the same time there's like, hundreds, of black people walking around completely unscrutinised and unmonitored.
The justice system in this country is just so fucking broken.
"May I approach the Teas, your honour?"
"Very smart"
What got me was "as you can see, both of my tits were shattered." I fucking cracked up on that one
The D.A.W.G.Z. bending them Twisties!!!
mat saying nice after that first tea even tho hes the defendant is fucking gold
"Hit him with a suck-it, dude" 💀💀
Matt and Shane are the comedy duo the world needs
He never misses work, unless he's in jail or twisted.
Give him a lunch box, and he'll get twisted on the bulldozer and guard 6 acres of ruble concrete for ya.
But don't let him go home angry and meth'ed up....never a good ending to that scenario. IYKYK
The question is, are you a big enough loser to guard a giant concrete pit?
You can’t be gettin twisted in the dozer in the concrete pit
Even if you think they’re non alcoholic
Only two acceptable reasons to miss work
Lol. He killed his wife!
The man was worn out from a hard day of spreading concrete rubble, what do you expect
"spilled a hot dog" is just so fucking funny to me.
Shanes scumstache is legendary.
I thumbs up any video with Shane Gillis. Shout-out Riggins!
Just when you think you've seen all of Shanes content...this gem pop's up!
i have no doubt Shane could crush 6 twisted teas in like 2 minutes
I keep coming back to this video. It's one of the funniest sketches ever made.
"sup your honor"
"Sup."
As an attorney can confirm this is how you start a case in court.
There is absolutely nothing that exists more Philly than this sketch.
He could have made SNL watchable
Greatest duo ever.
You just made a big mistake your honor... may I approach the teas.. lol
Matt Mckuski's hair should have wind running through it at all times Tremendous video bulls 😂👍
No joke, you guys actually nailed courtroom decorum pretty well.
Don’t leave your twisty tea caps in the dozer.
I didn't know they had alcohol in them
@@clitorismold1760 my man drove the dozer home for lunch. goat
He thought he was doing dead eye on red dead redemption.
The Beethoven dog is so relatable!
I mean, this video is literally a Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast anecdote, but that young Cusky cameo just seals the deal
Shouts Riggins, shouts Beezer
Fair to midland
Beethoven dog rug made me cry laugh
Funnier than any of the horseshit shows on tv now. Shane's big dumb face is funnier than every episode of that big bag theory or whatever.
Agreed.
Big Bang theory is so fuckin 🌈 👨🏿❤️💋👨🏻
hit em with the suck it dude
@@BookerT69 gay and black?
That show is hands down the worst goddamn show ever made. Followed closely by Small Wonder and Perfect Strangers.
for some reason I can tell that Gillis dude really likes nooders in his asian dishes
"may I approach the teas" 😂 his skits are hilarious. Some would even say SNL worthy
Love how he downs all 6 Twisteds without taking the 6-pack holder out of the Wawa bag
Matt looks like the kind of guy you can't tell if he's high or not, just always looks stoned
“Now I can’t do suck it to ppl” 😂😂😂
This is like old Always Sunny level funny. I hope Shane ends up doing a show like this eventually. Or a movie would be better actually
Shane is Mac
This was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
I was lit enough to do the trick... but not to land it haha.
Tell me SNL didn't need more of this
Of course Lorne Michael's would never let this shit fly anyway
Lorne Michaels loves Shane. It was the pussy advertisers that made the call
This is gold, Jerry. Gold!
I hit the damn like button before the teas came out! Love it
This whole crew is great!
We need a few Philly courts on gilly and keeves....
too many bangers to keep up with and its amazing
Mccusky doing his best X-Pac impression
That's some serious Naughty B shit.
The way Matt looks longingly into Shane's eyes as he feeds the teas...
"may i approach the teas?" 😂😂
So many gems
this is GOLD
"Fair to midland."
I needed a twisted system
I laughed so hard when he said You just made a big mistake your honor.
The “It’s LIT” hat is bananas!
after watching it's always sunny in Philly and hearing their stories behind the scenes of real life, this is how I imagine philly.
The defendant pouring teas down the plaintiffs mouth lol
It would break my heart if Matt and Shane actually didn't like Twisted Teas. It's a refreshing alcoholic beverage that is perfect for the summer.
girl drink
Gaaaayyyyyy
It also helps combat racism, as seen in that viral video of the 1 guy using a twisted tea to assault the other dude what was bein racist. Plus, like Shane said, they're pretty sick ass twisted teas. And how else are you supposed to achieve a twisted system?
Love the judge's expressions after he downs the first!
What up, bull?
Love it!
great work fellas
Did I really just watch that? Still gets a Thumbs Up!
These sketches honestly remind me of an alternative version of Letter K. Good shit
Crazy how much better he’s gotten since this
I needed a twisted system. I love that. I will adopt twisted system into my vocabulary
Pretty accurate depiction of a Philly court
this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
dude it was great
Please make more this is great
Lol, so many good lines but "You just made a big mistake your honor." is my favorite.
May I approach the teas 😂😂😂😂
So good
You know this man straight up downed those 6 teas forreal! No doubt son!
I love that these guys exist.
Girl on the right is dummy thick. Love this sketch btw!
This never gets old. A classic. I revisit every year and am thankful for these twisted sisters that brought us this ❤❤❤ to your enemies 😂😢
Tears….literal laugh tears. More people need to be seeing this.
This was strangely inspiration
little bit of magic hugs in every skit.
He probably really drank all 6 of those teas 😂
THIS MADE ME SMILE!!!
So many funny levels to this. Like the fact he’s suing his friend cause he couldn’t do it but when he tried again and crushes the table the friend’s like “nailed it” and the. The judge says Gilly lost & then Shane says “ you suck hit him with a suck it” and the friends getting sued if Shane wins does it and says this judge 👨🏻⚖️sucks” 😂😂😂
Find someone that looks at you the way Matt looks at Shane when he pours that 6th tea in his mouth 💦
This is crazy. I forgot about Philly Court and now realizing it was Shane, Matt, Keevs. Unreal.
The accuracy in this is that theyre still respectful to the judge
Fuckin Gilly sticking the backflip, shreddin the gnar.
Hit em with the suck it! Having someone else do that for you is hilarious
I hope that hot court assistant got her brakes fixed in the end
The system works!
The best part was the scene of Shane chugging the sixth twisted tea while staring into the camera 💀💀💀😭
“I need a twisted system”
I hope to use this line one day
Great judge
This is so funny. i really wish they still made these
If Philly is like this it is a truly a place of Gods. A modern Mount Olympus.
This is a gadamnmm masterpiece
So funny!!! Stuff came out of its mouth, it was like a Beethoven rug