[ASMR] Rude English Bank Manager [You're Rich]

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @rolandb
    @rolandb 2 года назад +1611

    The Rude series just gets me in a way that other ASMR videos can't and I can't explain why. Amazing work Fred, going to rewatch this later for sure

    • @Portekkers
      @Portekkers 2 года назад +29

      Probably Cus it adds humour to it

    • @jeremyfranklin6495
      @jeremyfranklin6495 2 года назад +4

      Facts

    • @ChrisPomeroyOfficial
      @ChrisPomeroyOfficial 2 года назад +22

      Because it’s rude initially but then he lets you in to his “club”, despite acting like he doesn’t want you to be there. Other ASMRtists just don’t understand this concept. They just are rude the whole time, and they’re not ask charismatic about it too.

    • @Joshyboy225
      @Joshyboy225 2 года назад +5

      For me it’s kind of how Ree king Gamer put it, it can be pretty humorous. I mostly focus on the sounds of the props, but some stuff like at 15:37 catches my attention and i get a good chuckle out of it.

    • @brendenmiller6139
      @brendenmiller6139 2 года назад +4

      Couldn’t agree more

  • @EloImFizzy
    @EloImFizzy 2 года назад +1857

    I love that even though he's still rude, he has to dial it back a bit because of how wealthy we are. I just feel sorry for the poor sod with an appointment after us. We just know he's taking the full brunt of Fred's rudeness.

    • @Beedulgi99
      @Beedulgi99 2 года назад +46

      love that twist lol usually we're the ones taking the full brunt of Fred's rudeness xD

    • @siegpasta
      @siegpasta 2 года назад +7

      @@Beedulgi99 😂😂

    • @dovahdood
      @dovahdood 2 года назад +70

      theory: we are the same person this whole time, we are super wealthy, hence why we can afford all these nice places (they always mention they charge us lots of money), but we just don’t dress rich (lookin like mark zuckerburg) so everyone assumes we are poor

    • @joshuaandree9007
      @joshuaandree9007 2 года назад +17

      A rude bank manager would not stay in business if he served the rich. They are neither patient nor forgiving.

    • @marcelovieira519
      @marcelovieira519 2 года назад +18

      @@dovahdood My guy just summed up the Rude English Gentleman lore

  • @Ch715A
    @Ch715A 2 года назад +663

    Just realised this is just a grown up and rude version of a kid playing bank and talking to imaginary customers. My daughter sometimes uses my notebook and work hardest to ‘help’ bank customers and this just reminds me of her. Love all your rude series please keep it up.

    • @jamesm7072
      @jamesm7072 2 года назад +37

      Clearly sir, since you are not a child, you do not see the valued customers.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 года назад +15

      The cultured and high class customers

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi Год назад

      You kid gets beat up a lot doesn't she?

  • @TheJtyork420
    @TheJtyork420 2 года назад +476

    Can u imagine 1.6 million people just want to hear u talk about whatever. Ur appreciated bro and hope ur channel keeps growing. For me personally u honestly have been a lifesaver. The Nicest DR Sleep Analysis Clinic has helped me sleep so well and I honestly don't know what I'd do without it now.

    • @koaboa
      @koaboa 2 года назад +13

      Don’t worry me and my 1.4 million other accounts make up a solid 88% of Fred’s fanbase

    • @MysteryMusic512
      @MysteryMusic512 2 года назад +6

      @@koaboa may all 1.4 million of your accounts sleep well.

    • @destroyerofmorons
      @destroyerofmorons 2 года назад +2

      nah its more like 1 million give or take

  • @sambitparida4370
    @sambitparida4370 2 года назад +113

    Fred really draws the perfect line between being rude and being mean. Some asmrtists over do it and become borderline mean which really puts me off but Fred keeps it rude but believable

  • @jasonthul
    @jasonthul 2 года назад +167

    I love how Fred ties all of his videos together. It's fantastic.

    • @asdfniofanuiafabuiohui3977
      @asdfniofanuiafabuiohui3977 2 года назад +19

      the Fred cinematic universe... Or, Fred Universal Cinematic, K (FUCK)

    • @_CharlieH
      @_CharlieH 2 года назад +2

      @@asdfniofanuiafabuiohui3977 Fred Universe. FU

    • @Captain_Yata
      @Captain_Yata 2 года назад +6

      The FredVerse

  • @kalizooom
    @kalizooom 2 года назад +89

    i would love to see a rude real estate agent role play, it would tie in perfectly with the series

    • @tiffanydonahue3034
      @tiffanydonahue3034 5 месяцев назад +3

      I hope Fred sees your comment this is an amazing idea

  • @Steve606_
    @Steve606_ 2 года назад +34

    I love how when you first enter he treats you rudely and tries to pull tricks on you but once he sees you have money he stops and is actually interested.

  • @ccihlemann
    @ccihlemann 2 года назад +15

    my favorite part of the entire vid was the added scribbling when “we” signed the papers (37:42)

  • @trystongentry2790
    @trystongentry2790 2 года назад +95

    I like to imagine that in all of the rude videos he’s talking to the same person and he’s actually a very wealthy and influential person who just likes to dress in shorts and t-shirt and just says nothing about it

    • @YTarow
      @YTarow 2 года назад +32

      Adam sandler

    • @Flwrmel
      @Flwrmel 2 года назад +2

      @@YTarow LOL

  • @QuillASMR
    @QuillASMR 2 года назад +250

    Fred, you're the only one who can pursaude me to sit through a sponsorship because you make it an absolute treat to watch 😂

    • @jimmy1705
      @jimmy1705 2 года назад +3

      I know right what a chad

    • @nickcher7071
      @nickcher7071 2 года назад +3

      I would unironically like a full video about just him advertising different shit for the sake of it

    • @QuillASMR
      @QuillASMR 2 года назад +2

      @@nickcher7071 He needs to advertise every one of his characters business' 😂

    • @rpaplham14
      @rpaplham14 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, the only ads I sit through are asmr creators because I'm getting that asmr during it

    • @nicholaskenneth113
      @nicholaskenneth113 2 года назад +1

      And not just any sponsorship, a RAID sponsorship. And I still watched through all of it.

  • @ARandomCustodian
    @ARandomCustodian 2 года назад +12

    I like to think that in these stories, we are the descendants of the peasant knight, in which we are rich, but the family teachings/tradition of modesty and lower-classiness originating from the peasant knight makes us not look like our actual station of noblemen/rich person.

  • @SplatSplatSplat
    @SplatSplatSplat 2 года назад +5

    I love how he slowly grows a friendship with you it's so satisfying

  • @Driblex1003
    @Driblex1003 2 года назад +103

    Knowing Fred, I actually thought that our Name is "Rich" and he's trolling us that we're poor and worthless 😅

  • @mysticalos
    @mysticalos 2 года назад +16

    At this point We need a Fred mayor RP with a map of fredville in background showing all the businesses and such that exist in this established universe.

  • @aorixasmr
    @aorixasmr 2 года назад +173

    This is the only time in my life I'll be treated as a rich person... Great video, Fred! :)

    • @JavelineerKrieg
      @JavelineerKrieg Год назад

      Yet you were still treated like shit...Things never change do they?

    • @JavelineerKrieg
      @JavelineerKrieg Год назад

      lol sorry vid got me on a rude flow i had to say it😂😂 no pun intended

    • @aorixasmr
      @aorixasmr Год назад

      @@JavelineerKrieg It's ok. I didn't understand your first comment bc English is not my first lenguage 😅

    • @JavelineerKrieg
      @JavelineerKrieg Год назад +1

      @@aorixasmr it was a joke it doesnt matter 😂

    • @aorixasmr
      @aorixasmr Год назад +1

      @@JavelineerKrieg Ok! Have a nice day :)

  • @anonymousrebel6614
    @anonymousrebel6614 2 года назад +52

    I think it would be be hella hilarious if you did a Rude English Bank Manager, and a Joker video in split screen, where you are actually playing both versions! Joker wants to open up an account at your bank with the money he stole, er, withdrew from Gotham National Bank! And you give him all this smack on why you won't do it....or do you? 👨🏼‍🏫

  • @redhausser7492
    @redhausser7492 2 года назад +9

    Love how this video is relaxing and doubles as practice for anyone here thinking of working in the banking area

  • @migiiiiiii
    @migiiiiiii 2 года назад +4

    i love when the intro its still 15 fps and he do not change it, thats called loyalty

  • @WhisperByDesignASMR
    @WhisperByDesignASMR 2 года назад +23

    Fred! You did it again brother! Your a huge inspiration for why I started I’ve been watching you for 6+ years now and love every video!

  • @HARDCORESKELETORN
    @HARDCORESKELETORN 2 года назад +5

    Could you do a mechanic at a car dealership roleplay like this? Like maybe we go in with a beater car and it starts rude, but eventually we set up appointments to fix some of our luxury cars and maybe even buy a super car while there. For some reason this rude to pampering is so tingly! Great video!

  • @desertranger_4_mobile942
    @desertranger_4_mobile942 2 года назад +28

    I just came back from the gym and started watching this and almost passed out before typing this lol. It’s very nice and relaxing listening to him talk.

  • @Mr.nesser
    @Mr.nesser 2 года назад +20

    I think you've stumbled onto something here.
    With all the names you've written down on that piece of paper, you could a mini series out of this where we are contacting all these places and people that were given to us where they first start of a rude, but as soon as we give the name of Mr. Bank manager over here they become friendly in a heartbeat.
    I personally would love to see this

  • @ddbulley3
    @ddbulley3 2 года назад +36

    Fred, would you mind doing more of the rich series? They help envision a rich future!

  • @TheBlacOfficial
    @TheBlacOfficial 2 года назад +26

    We need a sequel to this, in an investors' meeting with all the rude shop owners discussing their affairs

  • @Bgh583
    @Bgh583 2 года назад +280

    I've had a banker who talked to me like that in 2012. He got tinnitus and learned 24 new curse words and I got a sore throat

    • @03inheaven98
      @03inheaven98 9 месяцев назад +3

      Pause.

    • @Weed.eater_
      @Weed.eater_ 8 месяцев назад +38

      Top 10 fake stories of all time

    • @Jabari722
      @Jabari722 8 месяцев назад

      @@03inheaven98lol

    • @AtomicBezerk
      @AtomicBezerk 5 месяцев назад +14

      And then your three weed smoking girlfriends came and made out with you cause you’re so cool

    • @Bgh583
      @Bgh583 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@AtomicBezerk no I got into car crash a week later and lost 20 pounds.

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 2 года назад +4

    Oh man I just love this one. Something special about the mannerisms.

  • @Sandra-RC9Gx7
    @Sandra-RC9Gx7 2 года назад +121

    Another great rude video Fred! The pen scratching and paper rustling, your deep voice (insults and all) are relaxing. This was entertaining! I wonder if Lord Farquaad owns this bank? Elite friend that he is.😆💸🏦

    • @KazeYokii
      @KazeYokii 2 года назад +4

      The person who we are talking to owns the bank. He says so during the conversation.

    • @Joshyboy225
      @Joshyboy225 2 года назад +1

      Yeah he might have said it before this timestamp but i noticed it at 18:45 he says that he owns it. The bank is probably near duloc though lol

    • @Tylee20
      @Tylee20 2 года назад +2

      @@Joshyboy225 eh, I've heard high earning investment bankers bragging over drinks on how they own the bank, but it's more of a euphemism

    • @jacksonmiller7745
      @jacksonmiller7745 2 года назад

      @@Tylee20 I’d also say talking over drinks is a little bit different than speaking to a client lol.

  • @charliexx1460
    @charliexx1460 2 года назад +17

    for other lazy people like me, the rp starts at 2:52 👍🏻

    • @Stubider
      @Stubider Год назад

      👺👺👺👺👺

  • @DeMauri707
    @DeMauri707 2 года назад +17

    Fred: “So, you’re going to America? This isn’t a currency exchange, you know.”
    Also Fred: *proceeds to give me American money as if he’s had it the whole time although I’m apparently going overseas*

  • @VonnegutSon
    @VonnegutSon 2 года назад +3

    I approve of the IT Crowd reference. It’s a series I can revisit anytime with no diminishing returns.

  • @redkritter1225
    @redkritter1225 2 года назад +11

    They said acquiring all this wealth would get me respect. That was a lie!

  • @meliodax8740
    @meliodax8740 2 года назад +12

    I thought the ending would be him calling the guards after us signing all our money away 😅

  • @azart_bg1063
    @azart_bg1063 7 месяцев назад +1

    The amount of tingles i got from this vid is insane...

  • @Cheezeblade
    @Cheezeblade 2 года назад +6

    FINALLY. I FINALLY get to say it!!!!
    Bank Fred CEO: Hell There.
    me. AH... THE NEGOTIATOR....

  • @mehmetilhamierdal9815
    @mehmetilhamierdal9815 2 года назад +1

    The best part of this channel is the precisely placed Star Wars quote on each and every videos description.

  • @ark_revolution7660
    @ark_revolution7660 2 года назад +3

    Finally a video about one of those bankers that the joker always seems to be complaining about

  • @ayble4554
    @ayble4554 Год назад +1

    I love that you can somehow make a Raid Shadow Legends ad relaxing

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 2 года назад +8

    congratulations, fred. you've become my 83-year-old mother's favorite youtube channel.

    • @Agnes_Myshack
      @Agnes_Myshack 2 года назад +1

      Wow, my 69- year old mother play only solitaire and bomb expert.

    • @laptopdestroyer4850
      @laptopdestroyer4850 2 года назад

      @@Agnes_Myshack 🌚🌝

  • @BodybuildingEmpir3
    @BodybuildingEmpir3 2 года назад +11

    To Whoever finds this comment, I wish you the Best life"💜

  • @MINECRAFTandSEB
    @MINECRAFTandSEB 2 года назад +3

    the writing sounds are incredible, id love to see a video focused on that

  • @blacklisted4692
    @blacklisted4692 2 года назад +6

    He looks like THOR because of he's LEGENDARY BEARD🥰

  • @israelwolf5092
    @israelwolf5092 2 года назад +25

    A voz dele e muito relaxante mano ✌️

  • @citieschilling
    @citieschilling Год назад +1

    I found bribing bankers with puppy pictures is quite effective

  • @GgTTV828
    @GgTTV828 2 года назад +14

    Super swell and super relaxing indeed, FredASMR. I thank you for this! G'night all

  • @Tridentine
    @Tridentine 2 года назад +4

    I love this guy. High end ASMR right here

  • @WhiteLycan
    @WhiteLycan 2 года назад +8

    I love your videos Fred thanks for making me fall asleep

  • @apatheticallyconcerned6574
    @apatheticallyconcerned6574 2 года назад +4

    I think I'll head back over to Joker Bank instead. I felt like he was more honest than this rude banker.

  • @BurgleArsonLarceny
    @BurgleArsonLarceny 2 года назад +1

    This timeline is my favorite.
    Now let's see paul Allen's viking warrior bank manager.
    Also great hair

  • @taylornicholls3005
    @taylornicholls3005 2 года назад +3

    Thor left the avengers to work at santander

  • @deus2243
    @deus2243 2 года назад +5

    I ended up watching the whole video without sleeping because it was just so good

  • @cottoneyejoe8285
    @cottoneyejoe8285 2 года назад +4

    Wait, this building looks familiar. Does the Joker steal this building from this innocent rude gentleman?
    No, the similarities in the speech are too similar. He IS the Joker!

  • @asmrviewer_
    @asmrviewer_ Год назад +2

    it's so good I don't wanna go to sleep, I want to listen

  • @MarshallLovesChrist
    @MarshallLovesChrist 2 года назад +2

    Please make a part 2 this was spontaneous👏🏽

  • @dave_hedgehog4738
    @dave_hedgehog4738 2 года назад +2

    Omg you did the IT crowd thing from the first episode 😂😂😂 love that ❤️

  • @fixu8204
    @fixu8204 2 года назад +2

    The bank always wins in the end

  • @christineheideman735
    @christineheideman735 2 года назад +1

    …I loathe product promos in videos & normally unsubscribe if a RUclipsr uses them…HOWEVER, Fred using his asmr magic mesmerizes me and I can’t help but be drawn in. Damn it, you conjurer, you are amazing.

  • @thecaptain1537
    @thecaptain1537 2 года назад +3

    sorry, but i just loved the intro to the video because he said “hello there”

  • @Hunter.8571
    @Hunter.8571 2 года назад +7

    My favourite asmr channel. Keep up the good work!

  • @HauntingTheHoly
    @HauntingTheHoly 2 года назад +1

    This is the right type. Way better than most

  • @davidbrown4533
    @davidbrown4533 2 года назад +2

    i think we need a video where a fred who is nice to us sicks up for us and is rude to the other rude fred and the two argue 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @beuglien2473
    @beuglien2473 2 года назад +1

    does anyone else get more tingles/relaxed when listening to asmr without headphones? idk how but i do

  • @JennyBastet
    @JennyBastet 2 года назад +6

    " I was Pokémon Red ." me too 🤣👍 anyways- what a great and relaxing roleplay 😎

  • @verymusty
    @verymusty 2 года назад

    i really do appreciate the lore of the rude english gentleman videos and that you reference other videos subtly

  • @fernandoschumans4542
    @fernandoschumans4542 2 года назад +5

    Instant tingles good job bro

  • @magiclightsasmr3656
    @magiclightsasmr3656 2 года назад +14

    Very nice ASMR as always =) !!!

  • @traumbetreuer8320
    @traumbetreuer8320 2 года назад +4

    Very nice work! I like it when u do R/L heavy stuff.
    And the fact, that most of ur normal RPs are connected in the same city! If the grad Lord F. is in this bank?

  • @SmoshParody98
    @SmoshParody98 2 года назад +7

    I love that you put that quote in your bio ❤️ them feels 🥺

  • @joegramma1029
    @joegramma1029 2 года назад +12

    So let me get this straight, I'm going to the bank make an investment and this guy says he does not want to help me, even though it's his job? How relaxing

    • @cres3497
      @cres3497 2 года назад

      he was on his break i think?

    • @TheUncivilizedNation
      @TheUncivilizedNation 2 года назад

      He was on break. We literally just appeared and sat down in his office and started talking. I think he was very tolerant to even entertain us. Of course when he realized we were rich he interest became genuine.

  • @ZeusVA
    @ZeusVA 2 года назад +2

    It's my personal headcanon that we are actually good friends with Lord Farquaad and just have an ongoing game of cat and mouse in public, which is the real reason we dress poor since people will want to get us out before he can arrive

  • @joesiahcarter3668
    @joesiahcarter3668 2 года назад +1

    He is like no other this guy is amazing

  • @JimbroASMR
    @JimbroASMR 2 года назад +2

    Amazing video! Love the characters that come your channel, Fred!

  • @neotono5536
    @neotono5536 2 года назад +7

    Hope there are more 'nice' REG videos. It's nice to be rich for once.

  • @random22ful
    @random22ful 2 года назад

    Freds ad spots are so entertaining that I actaully dont mind watching them.

  • @magicalpj
    @magicalpj 2 года назад +7

    I've never wanted to be verbally abused more than when I watch a Rude Fred video.

  • @artgirl96
    @artgirl96 2 года назад +5

    Wonderful asmr Fred 🥰

  • @asmrspectacles
    @asmrspectacles 2 года назад +4

    Love the video, Fred! Keep up the amazing content

  • @HikiOmo
    @HikiOmo 2 года назад +1

    Love the rude series, helps me come up with good comebacks!

  • @asmrsloth
    @asmrsloth 2 года назад +4

    Isnt this like every bank manager ever?😂

  • @jiamoooi3647
    @jiamoooi3647 2 года назад

    О БОЖЕ МОЙ ЕГО ГОЛОС…… ШИКАРНЫЙ💔💔💔💔💔💔

  • @almerragames6678
    @almerragames6678 2 года назад +1

    Okay Fred today I shall conquer this video!!! I have started it 7 days in a row and I still don’t know how it ends because I fall asleep but that changes now!!!

  • @medicenchoi881
    @medicenchoi881 2 года назад +4

    That laptop needs some device cleaning magic from Rude English Cleaner

  • @badminty0156
    @badminty0156 2 года назад

    Best asmr channell on YT

  • @bobbydomangue9476
    @bobbydomangue9476 2 года назад +2

    I love how he sounds and looks like Thor

  • @agentmjl7
    @agentmjl7 2 года назад +8

    Hey Fred, I always have fun with your vids. I had an idea though: it would be fun to see you do one where you’re Obi Wan, you find us on Tattooine (whether we’re a Jedi or not is up to you) and help us. Yes a nicer one but I thought that one based off the Obi Wan Kenobi series would be really fun.

  • @tonzobobo
    @tonzobobo Год назад +2

    Fred was the stare an it crowd reference

    • @Alex58399
      @Alex58399 Год назад

      I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long, hard stare

  • @TheLudmig
    @TheLudmig Год назад +4

    am i the only one that thought i was looking at triple H

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi 2 года назад +1

    As the line from that one movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, “Money talks, bullshit walks.” I definitely see that in this video and probably in any profesional and financial situation like this.

  • @Biozene
    @Biozene 2 года назад +6

    "Hello there" timestamp 3:00

  • @palki019
    @palki019 2 года назад +4

    why do i have the feeling that I just signed all my property away??
    amazing video as always btw

  • @cooperbourke7717
    @cooperbourke7717 2 года назад +1

    You're such a good actor, Fred! You have the voice of a God!

  • @WaterDragonGames4
    @WaterDragonGames4 Год назад +2

    "You kept that a bit quiet"
    The bank manager realizing that he might have just fucked up by being rude to a long-time client that liked the dude who was there before him more:
    Also, I love how he has two generations of HP Pavilion laptops there, unless the one on the right happens to be one of the sister models with the same basic design

  • @aljan6
    @aljan6 2 года назад +5

    Rude and i'm rich? Oh god im sure it's time to get confused.

  • @lazylasagna5181
    @lazylasagna5181 2 года назад +1

    the fred lore seems to be evolving into a major city wide criminal organisation run by a group of people that all look like the same guy.

  • @666stonewall
    @666stonewall 2 года назад

    Really enjoy this character.

  • @tylerjaewoodbury
    @tylerjaewoodbury 2 года назад +2

    Yay!! Another great asmr video

  • @AverageJohanson
    @AverageJohanson 2 года назад +1

    Finally ASMR I can relate to

  • @mdioxd9200
    @mdioxd9200 2 года назад

    This man could play literally anything

  • @RealCosmicDarkrai
    @RealCosmicDarkrai 2 года назад +3

    2:52 case anyone wants to skip the sponsor.

  • @PlayBoiFarti55
    @PlayBoiFarti55 2 года назад +1

    this was tingly as hell thank you