Heyyyyy! Shannon Stockin here, and I just wanted to say Thanks so much for the review! Obviously when we shot this movie, we knew it wasn’t to be taken seriously, it was just something fun to do, and we had a lot of fun shooting it ! Painful Shark cheese at it’s finest! 😂😂 XO
Apt Shark, Here There Be Sharks, Graveyard Shark, From a Buick Shark, Needful Sharks, Desperation but with Sharks, The Long Shark, Night Shark, Jerusalem's Shark, One for the Shark, Shark, Wrong Number.
As a close friend if Stephen Kang it warms my hear to see his story so beautifully adapted. Wish they would have kept the shark/corn monster tentacle that set up the sequel better
3:21 ... that roar is actually the original dinosaur roar that Spielberg put on (muffled and slowed down) when the blown up shark sinks to the bottom of the sea at the end of JAWS. He previously used that old sample from the 30s (if I remember correctly) in DUEL when the truck finally goes over the cliff. Additional fun fact: it's also the roar for the shark in Jaws: The Revenge.
Trivia time Character names in SOTC: Scheider, direct link to Jaws actor Roy Scheider aka Brody Mayor Zanuck, a nod to Richard D Zanuck, movie producer who greenlit Jaws Susan, a nod to the actress Susan Backlinnie, who played Chrissie, the first and most iconic death in Jaws. The hippy girl who was pulled around by the floating buoy before being dragged down. Benchley, obvious nod to Peter Benchley, novelist who wrote Jaws Jonathan Gottlieb, nod to Carl Gottlieb who wrote the screenplay to Jaws
I thought of you as soon as I watched this bastardization of JAWS! The sheer audacity of this movie being an hour and 40 minutes long! Thank you for this! Also; I love that it said: Based on a true story!
Look, I’ve watched all sorts of bad shark movies and even enjoyed some. Toxic shark. 2-headed shark. Snow shark. Ghost shark. Swamp shark. 3-headed shark. I’m sure I’m forgetting tons. Despite all those horribly enjoyable movies, this one you just described sounds absolutely painful! Thank you for letting me cross this off my list if it ever pops up.
This is one of those times where even a shoddy cgi shark fin would have been better than the one they used. And while movies like this are an absurd joke they certainly have the potential to be funny and memorable if they leaned more into camp and the absurdity of the concept.
Amusing and good work as per usual. One Repeated suggestion for a film I have Is the 2020 movie Boss Level Starring Frank Grillo. Its a mildly comedic Movie abaut a dude repeating the same day over over with folks trying to kill him. yeah it isn't the most original idea, but i rather enjoyed it.
Dexter, dear - these F/X are hilarious... but please recall you have seen *sigh* Fungicide, Suburban Sasquatch, and Shark Exorcist... Comrade, this is Citizen Kane by comparison...
This seems like one of those movies, if I ever do watch it, going to need some help from Mike, Kevin, and Bill over at RiffTrax to make it through this one. 😉
6:33 If you are experiencing this to make any more sense going forward... Well, I don't know how to put this... But you're watching a movie about sharks in a cornfield. 👀
Like I always say to people anything an everything can be made. Into a horror movie this movie definitely proves it because it counts as a movie. Even tho it makes almost zero sense in any way.
Even though it's bad, I feel like you almost have to admire how insane this is. I'm pretty sure the Benchley character got his name from Peter Benchley who wrote the original Jaws novel (which I think also had a mafia plot line, though I could be misremembering).
I love that the hero's name is Benchley! So is this a "In the Heart of the Sea" kind of story, about the voyage that gave Peter Benchley his inspiration for "Jaws?"
I mean... Stephen Kang... Stephen King... they were counting on spelling errors to in the search bar to get people to land on their movie and click, out of insane curiousity if nothing else.
Hello Decker, big fan, you have covered quite a few shark and kaiju movies. i would like to recommend two. The Chinese kaiju flicks Land Shark and Snow Monster vs Ice Shark.
You're a funny dude. I'm glad you popped up in my feed about 6 months ago. I've been going through your backlog, and I think I've seen just about all of them. I wish I would've found you way back.
The gift that keeps giving! Steven Kang's Corry About a girl with big tits, who has magical powers. Steven Kang's Christian About a 1980s family sedan that finds god on the assembly line, and turns a thug into a Ned Flanders type Steven Kang's The Gondoliers About alien boatmen attacking people at an airport with punting sticks Richard Batchmanns The Walking Guy, about a futuristic gameshow where cross country walking is a thing......
Heyyyyy! Shannon Stockin here, and I just wanted to say Thanks so much for the review! Obviously when we shot this movie, we knew it wasn’t to be taken seriously, it was just something fun to do, and we had a lot of fun shooting it ! Painful Shark cheese at it’s finest! 😂😂
XO
Fair. 😅 Apologies for pronouncing the character's name "Schneider" the first time. My long time subs can attest, I'm absolutely terrible with names.
Live the dream!!
At least you know it’s painful lol 😂
Really i thought it was to give more ammunition for the manga"killer shark in another world!"
beautifully painful shark cheese
I can't wait for the Sharking, The Running Sharks, Shark Zone, Sharkker, The Sharkoliers, Sharkcatcher, Maximum Oversharks, Shark Semetary etc.
The Shark Tank Redemption.
@@DeckerShadonice
@@DeckerShado Facepalms. Nice one though.
@@DeckerShado Zack & Miri Makes A Shark Porno
Apt Shark, Here There Be Sharks, Graveyard Shark, From a Buick Shark, Needful Sharks, Desperation but with Sharks, The Long Shark, Night Shark, Jerusalem's Shark, One for the Shark, Shark, Wrong Number.
Well......this was unexpected
But not unwelcome
For your comment take my like, for your name you have my respect
You can say that again lord Nightlord.
They should totally make a sequel called children of the sharks of the corn
When animalsonas go too far
And have the kids riding the sharks
As a close friend if Stephen Kang it warms my hear to see his story so beautifully adapted. Wish they would have kept the shark/corn monster tentacle that set up the sequel better
I especially like the books he wrote as Ruckard Beckman.
“The Stain” is probably my favorite book of his. I tried to read his White Tower books, but kinda hit a wall with “Pumas of the Calla”
@@GabyGeorge1996 Yeah, that one was just a Hateful Ei8ht ripoff with a bunch of Fantastic Beasts, DC, and Star Trek references.
bix nood, we wuz kangs n shit
He who swims between the rows...
3:21 ... that roar is actually the original dinosaur roar that Spielberg put on (muffled and slowed down) when the blown up shark sinks to the bottom of the sea at the end of JAWS.
He previously used that old sample from the 30s (if I remember correctly) in DUEL when the truck finally goes over the cliff.
Additional fun fact: it's also the roar for the shark in Jaws: The Revenge.
Therefore it's Jerry's roar. (Tom and Jerry).
@Druid of Scosglen @mac styran That's why it sounded so familar.
Nice to know the stupid movie ideas me and my friends would come up with when we were high are being made into actual movies.
Hell yeah, another movie I can use to torture my friends. Thanks Decker 👍, I can always count on you to provide the good stuff.
This comment makes me want to be one of your friends. You sir are evil. (sir as a gender neutral word)
The Munster remake is another good one
“Because Stonehenge”
Hmmm, I bet ya those corn sharks were actually created by Silver Shamrock since Conal Cochran loves practical jokes.
you know they made a bad movie when you make Decker miss the asylum movies
Well....there's also Cocaine Shark. Does for Jaws what Cocaine Bear does for Grizzly.
Trivia time
Character names in SOTC:
Scheider, direct link to Jaws actor Roy Scheider aka Brody
Mayor Zanuck, a nod to Richard D Zanuck, movie producer who greenlit Jaws
Susan, a nod to the actress Susan Backlinnie, who played Chrissie, the first and most iconic death in Jaws. The hippy girl who was pulled around by the floating buoy before being dragged down.
Benchley, obvious nod to Peter Benchley, novelist who wrote Jaws
Jonathan Gottlieb, nod to Carl Gottlieb who wrote the screenplay to Jaws
14:07 “Frisbee goes in the corn. You go in the corn. Shark’s in the corn.” Utterly perfect delivery Decker 😂🤣
omg whats next sharks on the moon, snakes on the rocks, fucking moose on the tree, bloody pigeons on the buildings
A trash bag in the wind?
Ah yes I love how mid western this movie looks, it makes me feel like I could stumble across these guys making this movies in my neighbors corn field
You deserve an earful for the corn pun.
Man walked right up and plopped down on an 8 inch corner like it was nothing
I thought of you as soon as I watched this bastardization of JAWS! The sheer audacity of this movie being an hour and 40 minutes long! Thank you for this!
Also; I love that it said: Based on a true story!
There's been a dozen Children of the Corn movies they haven't done this and I don't think they've been in outer space yet.
I kept waiting for the "Family is the most important thing" line from Benchley...
Or his escape in a souped up stock footage Crown Vic
Look, I’ve watched all sorts of bad shark movies and even enjoyed some. Toxic shark. 2-headed shark. Snow shark. Ghost shark. Swamp shark. 3-headed shark. I’m sure I’m forgetting tons. Despite all those horribly enjoyable movies, this one you just described sounds absolutely painful! Thank you for letting me cross this off my list if it ever pops up.
Bigfoot with a rock needs his own movie
This is one of those times where even a shoddy cgi shark fin would have been better than the one they used. And while movies like this are an absurd joke they certainly have the potential to be funny and memorable if they leaned more into camp and the absurdity of the concept.
The whole budget probably went to that chopper scene lol rented it for 10 minutes
I'm on strong pain relief for a broken tooth right now. I thought this stuff is really starting to kick in because I must be hallucinating that title
Better than anything coming out of Hollywood right now.
This review was more entertaining than the movie was ! Thank you ! Hilarious as usual !
Amusing and good work as per usual. One Repeated suggestion for a film I have Is the 2020 movie Boss Level Starring Frank Grillo.
Its a mildly comedic Movie abaut a dude repeating the same day over over with folks trying to kill him.
yeah it isn't the most original idea, but i rather enjoyed it.
As soon as I saw the cardboard fin, I knew it was gonna be a good one 🤣
If they had changed the title to “Sharks of Khorne” and got rid of the shark goddess, then the weird serial killer cult would have made 8% more sense.
This has to be dave from MWG right?
Blood for the blood god
Happily flipped when I saw this pop up. Your review was so much more fun than the actual movie.
Decker.... when I said "BRING ME SOME SWEET CORN" during your last livestream, this isn't what I ment. But good timing I suppose. 😂
Dexter, dear - these F/X are hilarious... but please recall you have seen *sigh* Fungicide, Suburban Sasquatch, and Shark Exorcist... Comrade, this is Citizen Kane by comparison...
Sees title
Ok one of us is definitely having a stroke
Ayyyyyyyyeeeee decker at it again! Thank u homie. Now I got some to listen to!
15:47 instantly made me think of the old Batman live action show, he had like a spray or something in his belt for sharks
Now I now know what Vin Diesel does in between Fast N' Furious sequels.
This seems like one of those movies, if I ever do watch it, going to need some help from Mike, Kevin, and Bill over at RiffTrax to make it through this one. 😉
I will endeavour to use "why? Because Stonehenge" in my every day life no matter how inapplicable it may be.
I keep thinking of the old SNL skit - Landshark
Please tell me I'm not the only one who now want a t-shirt with "I'm the bearded weirdo your parents warned you about".
Funnily enough, the shark heads are the Jaws shark masks from Trick or Treat Studios.
This reminds me of Terror on Blood Fart Lake. Both looked like they were filmed on a flip phone in Jackson County, Kentucky.
He Who Feeding Frenzies Behind the Rows. 🤣
6:33 If you are experiencing this to make any more sense going forward... Well, I don't know how to put this... But you're watching a movie about sharks in a cornfield. 👀
Like I always say to people anything an everything can be made. Into a horror movie this movie definitely proves it because it counts as a movie. Even tho it makes almost zero sense in any way.
As some one who has been in a corn field the scarest part of this film is knowing they all got cut and beat to hell and back with the leaves.
Nice. Shark exorcist would be another fun one for you to review that movie is bizarre
I was FROZEN TODAY
Well if they can be in a tornado or CGI or a ghost why not🤷🏿♂️
You doing a Quint voice for this insanity is truly the chefs kiss.
Looks like a middle school skit of children of the corn only replaced with a shark
Holy shit, this is hilarious! How did I miss this upload!? Thanks for the video, Decker!
The helicopter changed from an R44 Robinson Raven to a Bell 206 Jet Ranger.
Pretty sure an AI wrote this story
100%!
Im pretty sure that shark roar is from Jaws The Revenge. Or its supposed to make you think of that scene maybe? Been a while since I've seen that.
In my home town there is an actual annual festival called Corn Fest.
I would come up with something witty but all I get is Vin Ethanol
I blame the corn, it's always the corn.
Obviously the CIA would be involved in a case like this.
Looks a-maize-ing. She who swims behind the rows.
Wait, did you say that guy's name is Ford Windstar? He's named after a minivan?
Bear horror movies > Shark horror movies. Nothing to add.
The whole Shardik chase sequence from the Dark Tower books WAS pretty intense
Well, I recognize that "roar like a dinosaur out of an Asylum movie." It's a, slightly, modified boss roar from Duke Nukem 3D.
IF you take requests, I'd love to see you review "Ghost Shark"
Someone should tell teddy about orcas
Great stuff as usual, try "Shark side of the Moon". 😂
Love the reviews decker!! Keep up the awesome work man!!
Even though it's bad, I feel like you almost have to admire how insane this is.
I'm pretty sure the Benchley character got his name from Peter Benchley who wrote the original Jaws novel (which I think also had a mafia plot line, though I could be misremembering).
No, you're right. It had a mafia subplot that went absolutely nowhere. It was not a very good book.
I know Rebecca Rinehart a little. I met her in a horror fan movie group. She's really cool and down to Earth
“Batshit insane when the time came!”
Huh, that actually rhymes!
13:24 -- "Jonathan shows Cramer the _shocking_ truth.... his laptop still has all the advertising stickers on it!"
Oh shit. Amazon Prime? I'll be back in, I'm guessing, about 90 minutes.
3:24, that's actually a pretty well used stock roar, it was used in the 1976 king kong, as kongs roar.🎉
I love that the hero's name is Benchley! So is this a "In the Heart of the Sea" kind of story, about the voyage that gave Peter Benchley his inspiration for "Jaws?"
Thank you. That was so funny. Happy New Year 💙
For a second look at the thumbnail I thought that was Shark Puppet!
Is Steven Kang a cousin of Steven Spielbergo?🤔
Sharks Of The Corn:
starring the TOTS Jaws mask and a cardboard fin
Even just once, couldn't the shark have said "Candygram!"?
Thank you for your service, Decker. Your sacrifice shall be remembered
Hover sharks? Interesting concept.
"God, I miss the high production values we got out of The Asylum." XD
Of all the silliness for some reason the two-shot blow gun really got to me.
Benchley? Scheider? Zanuck? No. No attempt to piggyback off Jaws at all.
"Gyo", and "Street Sharks" did land sharks better...
At this rate, Netflix actually is going to make that Jetpack Dracula movie, aren’t they?
I mean... Stephen Kang... Stephen King... they were counting on spelling errors to in the search bar to get people to land on their movie and click, out of insane curiousity if nothing else.
I never knew Reed Richards’s distant relative from the 30th century liked directing bad movies as a hobby…or that his first name was Stephen
Hello Decker, big fan, you have covered quite a few shark and kaiju movies. i would like to recommend two. The Chinese kaiju flicks Land Shark and Snow Monster vs Ice Shark.
You're a funny dude. I'm glad you popped up in my feed about 6 months ago. I've been going through your backlog, and I think I've seen just about all of them. I wish I would've found you way back.
The gift that keeps giving!
Steven Kang's Corry
About a girl with big tits, who has magical powers.
Steven Kang's Christian
About a 1980s family sedan that finds god on the assembly line, and turns a thug into a Ned Flanders type
Steven Kang's The Gondoliers
About alien boatmen attacking people at an airport with punting sticks
Richard Batchmanns The Walking Guy, about a futuristic gameshow where cross country walking is a thing......
Imagine if they did this with It. Presenting Steven Kangs “Shit”
The roar sound effects ripped straight out of Duke 3D. :p
Decker reviewing bad films is something i need in my life. I can't help it that it makes my day better.
This movie looks like someone went on a dollar store shopping spree and then stopped at a corn field down the road.😂😂😂
My boi bigfoot really came in clutch, real game changer
Using Bigfoot Aliens to gain publicity and increase property value sounds like the plot of a Scooby-Doo villain.
what's next, sharks in the moon. And the worse, now they have the next plot for a movie... Sorry...
My headcanon is that Bigfoot is an FBI agent.
This would make a great phantasy role playing session :D
My Reaction To The Shark Attacking The Helicopter: WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!?