Greg Morton - New Years eve is a Scam

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024

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  • @Only.Daughter
    @Only.Daughter 3 года назад +36

    I am a nurse working the Pandemic....this healed my heart today....LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!

    • @John-ic3gc
      @John-ic3gc 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for all you do. It means a lot to those in need and to me.

    • @Only.Daughter
      @Only.Daughter 3 года назад +1

      @@John-ic3gc ❤

  • @Only.Daughter
    @Only.Daughter 3 года назад +47

    Somebody book this guy ASAP...THE WORLD NEEDS GREG MORTON!❤❤❤❤❤

    • @chrisbertinelli3694
      @chrisbertinelli3694 Год назад

      Just saw him tonite in naples fla. Unbelievably funny. Omg we all laughed like crazy

  • @marnim8574
    @marnim8574 3 года назад +39

    Just found him - I love him! My dogs are watching me laugh my head off… we all need his humor!

    • @abbybaker5900
      @abbybaker5900 Год назад

      I know right I’m trying not to laugh too hard because it’s almost 11:15 at night but I’m going to try to see him when I get back from spring break vacation because it’ll help coming home from vacation less sad and I’ll find out if not being stressed will help my really bad joint pain from sciatica

  • @gustavorodriguez3553
    @gustavorodriguez3553 2 года назад +19

    His facial expressions are hilarious 🤣

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 3 года назад +24

    Greg Morton’s wild, he looks like Huey Newton but has Rush Limbaugh’s voice - and he thinks like Dr. Demento

    • @user-ty6do8yz4l
      @user-ty6do8yz4l 2 года назад +3

      Dr Demento....I'm old enough to understand. The 70s were paradise!

    • @trixiewheeler3483
      @trixiewheeler3483 2 года назад

      @@user-ty6do8yz4l I loved listening to Dr. Demento! I can hear his voice even now, thinking back.., lol!😅👍💗

  • @lightdweller
    @lightdweller 2 года назад +16

    He’s from my hometown! Amazingly When I heard him, before I even knew who he was, I could actually ascertain that he was from my area by his speech pattern and accent ! He speaks the way black people in Akron sound who was raised up in a non segregated environment around EVERYONE & EVERYBODY. ☮️

  • @mascadadelpantion8018
    @mascadadelpantion8018 3 года назад +32

    This guy is the definition of old-fashioned
    But he's like a hip cool old fashioned if that makes sense

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. We all think you're crazy. Why were you even born?
      You're fired.

  • @SugaBee
    @SugaBee 2 года назад +6

    Hey. Let's go get drunk. Tomorrow's coming😂

  • @jiaxiong8991
    @jiaxiong8991 3 года назад +14

    This guys cracks me up 🤣

  • @jonathanperry8331
    @jonathanperry8331 3 года назад +4

    He looks so much like David Letterman LOL

  • @vivianmcalexander9999
    @vivianmcalexander9999 2 года назад +7

    I love this guy! Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 3 года назад +8

    I love Greg Morton

    • @darkandedgy1457
      @darkandedgy1457 3 года назад +1

      He does have good energy very fun to watch never get bored watching him

  • @ARF_average
    @ARF_average 3 года назад +10

    how is this dude 7 and 45 at the same time

  • @dequezborden6944
    @dequezborden6944 3 года назад +7

    Who sees Norbit and Samuel .L. Jackson?

  • @FrankChernesky-ls8cr
    @FrankChernesky-ls8cr 4 месяца назад

    One of the great ones…😂😂😂😂
    What an amazing comedian…
    hilarious, clean, and very professional…❤️👍

  • @feathertralia4703
    @feathertralia4703 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Im into HUMUS not HAMAS" That isn't aging well.

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 7 месяцев назад

    The 700 bicycles joke is hilarious!

  • @PsoriasisChannel
    @PsoriasisChannel 3 года назад +4

    Very entertaining!

  • @allstarmark12345
    @allstarmark12345 3 года назад +2

    “I’m into hummus. Not hammas!!!”

  • @ER3xW4ha7
    @ER3xW4ha7 2 года назад

    “You know why.” We we’re all thinking it, weren’t we all? 🤣

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords811 3 года назад +4

    I knew that wasn’t all one dude that also played norbit

  • @markseibert6369
    @markseibert6369 4 месяца назад

    An intelligent man who is funny! Who woulda guessed it? You look good Greg!

  • @therexbellator
    @therexbellator Год назад

    Him arguing with his phone reminds me of me arguing with my Alexa. These 'smart' devices can be so dumb sometimes.

  • @johnjoe8711
    @johnjoe8711 5 месяцев назад

    I lost my sense of humor but did any one lose there mind😂😂😂😂

  • @brekedekdang39
    @brekedekdang39 Год назад +1

    He is funny. There is another video of him doing mostly the same material that hits a lot harder. I think he is a funny guy.

  • @patcram3048
    @patcram3048 6 месяцев назад

    Greg is So Amazing Hilarious So Friendly!! We Love You Greg !!Pat Angela Anthony!! Hope to See You Again!!

  • @tionnamorton8543
    @tionnamorton8543 2 года назад +1

    1:12 facts 💯

  • @noobna9291
    @noobna9291 2 года назад +2

    he is one of the best talented than those judges!

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab6393 2 года назад +1

    This guy sounds like Dave Chappelle’s impression of a white man.

  • @cluclap
    @cluclap Месяц назад

    Wow that hamas joke before anyone knew what that were

  • @Thekonvict4
    @Thekonvict4 2 года назад +2

    He looks like a NPC in San andreas

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      "Better get that out my face before I eat it!"

  • @lloydlee5905
    @lloydlee5905 11 месяцев назад

    Excellent guy🎉

  • @stratmaster5
    @stratmaster5 5 месяцев назад

    Okay true story. I was a truck driver and parked for the night in a Wal-Mart in Sandusky Ohio. I went inside bought a movie and noticed the cashier didn't deactivate my dvd. I was leaving and noticed the woman in front of me had a cart full of stuff. Go as close as I could and when we exited the alarm went off. I yelled "run I stole something!". She looked at me weird as I ran all the way to the far end of the parking lot to my rig. When I got in the cab ......nothing lol. Guess I could've stolen it if I wanted too.

  • @williampapadopoulos8145
    @williampapadopoulos8145 8 месяцев назад

    He ended up on either America’s got talent or Britain’s got talent doing impersonations in front of the judges. I wonder if business got slow for him? He is obviously a very talented comedian!

  • @kellewalker2909
    @kellewalker2909 6 месяцев назад

    So unique, best at expressionist comedy can't copy what you can't do. They still have stolen his material for 3 decades. Living legend when you are in the front and able to see his natural talent to connect with you and giving a piece of himself no one else can copy.

  • @doddsalfa
    @doddsalfa 9 месяцев назад

    Brilliant

  • @Little-She-Devil
    @Little-She-Devil 2 года назад

    I actually did that.
    Running as fast I could.
    They caught me. Or rather I let myself be caught. Showed them the receipt and all… and they were NOT HAPPY…AT ALL. Lol

  • @jonathanharris9321
    @jonathanharris9321 2 месяца назад

    Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon

  • @lennardjordan3910
    @lennardjordan3910 Год назад +1

    He is 58 in this clip... 58. I know people who look older at 30. Incredible

  • @rjremixermanado9665
    @rjremixermanado9665 4 месяца назад

    Arie Kriting, Stand Up Comedian from indonesia 100% look like him

  • @ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464
    @ronniethompsonRodimusPrime8464 29 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

  • @Micko350
    @Micko350 28 дней назад

    I saw him earlier, He looks so different with a Black Afro! The jokes were old!

  • @lewisgrant7622
    @lewisgrant7622 23 дня назад

    Voice recognition is even worse for Scotland. Cause voice recognition doesn’t understand Scottish

  • @Angus-Johnson-8334
    @Angus-Johnson-8334 22 дня назад

    1 Corinthians 15:1-4
    King James Version
    15 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand;
    2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain.
    3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
    4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

  • @LaithFan200
    @LaithFan200 7 месяцев назад

    You offended me because you said hamad not hamas and im palistinian

  • @jerijayz3929
    @jerijayz3929 9 месяцев назад

    Im into Hummus not Hamas lol. I need me some alcohol right nhow

  • @sozoii
    @sozoii 2 года назад +5

    God loves y’all ✨ Jesus saves, give him a chance.

  • @zeibeats
    @zeibeats 8 месяцев назад

    same jokes

  • @user-nw6qp1ki2n
    @user-nw6qp1ki2n 3 года назад

    🤣👍🏻

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 3 года назад

    Can't joke about Hamas anymore.
    Cars still don't drive themselves properly.

    • @thesilentcartographer5273
      @thesilentcartographer5273 2 года назад +3

      You can joke about whatever you like, that's the purpose of humor. To feel better about things.

  • @jacquesfoche9696
    @jacquesfoche9696 Год назад +1

    ❤️👍😘🥰😁🤣😍😎😊❤️

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294 3 месяца назад

    Hmmmmmm 🚽

  • @MajidAlGhamdi
    @MajidAlGhamdi 3 года назад +35

    Maybe I lost my sense of humor, but did anyone else find this funny?

    • @joesimon9126
      @joesimon9126 3 года назад +8

      This dude isnt funny at all, he has an awkward delivery and his comedy is predictable.

    • @ARF_average
      @ARF_average 3 года назад +4

      that last joke was good, give the man credit. the rest fell flat though not gonna lie

    • @xenos_n.
      @xenos_n. 3 года назад +3

      @@ARF_average yeah the last one is the only one that made me laugh, the rest was like that lame '80s standup comedy that didn't age well.

    • @vinceruyle512
      @vinceruyle512 3 года назад +2

      he had a couple of good ones but mostly bad

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 3 года назад +2

      No dead baby jokes, I'm not amused

  • @user-kd5ig3vc3s
    @user-kd5ig3vc3s 2 месяца назад

    I saw him dressed in a different outfit saying the same jokes word for word guess he’s not at original as anjelah Johnson

  • @briansmithfilm
    @briansmithfilm Год назад +1

    These jokes are so terrible. "when will they come out with a car that pays for itself?" Bruh this guy is not funny at all.

  • @user-ku1tv6zq6q
    @user-ku1tv6zq6q 8 месяцев назад

    Maby you dont find him funny he is making money who are you sad man

  • @HyperHorse
    @HyperHorse 2 года назад +1

    Not funny.

    • @eztlimiester1546
      @eztlimiester1546 2 года назад

      LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 Год назад

      the first thing that came to my mind when i looked at your comment and your picture was "you know why"

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      As someone who laughed several times, I can confirm; not funny.
      Oh-- it wasn't at him.

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 Год назад

      @@devinpaul9026 You know why

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      @@andresgonzalez887 The word "why" appears nowhere in my comment.

  • @timetaker100
    @timetaker100 3 года назад

    First

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      Stolen one year later!
      BIIIIIIIIITCH!!

  • @jonathanharris9321
    @jonathanharris9321 2 месяца назад

    Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon