Alternate Universe where Both Yumi and Haruka get shot by Jingu and Kiryu actually has nothing left to protect, but somehow believes that Haruka is alive and well. Even Majima leaves him alone for a while after noticing this change of behavior. Now, the 4th chairman is said to always go karaoke and buy items for Haruka.
@@dragon666777 ah okay I see. I thought if you went without Haruka the music wouldn't play either. it sounds like it could be an actual thing in a yakuza game
Most times I'd brush off the idea of a mc being dead/dying and just imagining all his adventures, but honestly? Any cast member from Yakuza is taking enough consistent beatings that I'd easily buy it.
When Vargskelethor/Joel played this and went to Karaoke, he talked about "imagine his like, partners from the mafia just come into the karaoke place and just see this big guy screaming alone and clapping, not knowing he's a big shot in their clan"
sakuraichi oikakeusenaka takanumewa oto metal imaiato kimashita motoshionomeiku kitotanema ore wa HARUKA SUGI DAZEEE OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OTO ME TAL OTO METAL HAI HAI HAI 1 2 3 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEIZUUUU OI OI OI HARUKAAA OTO METALU KURAAZY OI OI OI HAKURAA SUGI DAZEE HARUKAA OI OI HARUKA FLY HIGH HIGH OTO METAL 123 oto metal
Kiryu married Yumie before Jingu and the Dojima incident: -Nishiki never kills Dojima -Kiryu never goes to jail. -Nishiki starts his family, with the help of his brother -Nishiki paid his sistet threatment -Both still work with the Yakuza -Kazama, Reina, Yumie, Shinji, Jingu, Sera never died. -Yakuza becomes a sitcom were not much interesting happens with Kiryu's life, only the substories stay and they are the main focus of the game. Haruka never existed
![[ASMR] Kiryu Breaks Into Your House at 4 AM While Singing MachineGun Kiss](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XRzlTg0F9KQ/mqdefault.jpg)
0:58: "A tomato... A tomato... Hey! Hey! Hey!"
im die out of laughter Xd
omg LMAO im laughing my ass off u deserve more likes LMAOO
1:06 C2 WANKER!!!!!
1:08 YEEEEEEE
BIG KUSA
Me having a party with my multiple personalities
mood
Lmao relatable.
2:05 that one self awareness moment of the day
CRAZHY........ OI OI
Also 2:16 'what am I doing with my life 3 2 1 go'
THIS COMMENT OMFG LOLOL
Majima stalks Kiryu in this game not because he wants to fight, but because Kiryu is so lonely he goes and does the karaoke interjections by himself.
No wonder he's always free to hang out and karaoke in Kiwami 2. He's just worried for one of the only friends he has left.
"Why must you hurt me in this way"
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Kashiwagi: :(
kiryu screaming is how majima learned how to sound absolutely godly in zetsubou-cho pride
I cant see kiryu like this so i started singing as haruka even though i dont know the lyrics
Aww that's so sweet
Dude, that's the sweetest thing you could do
2:05 Kiryu is a DMC announcer
*metallic sound*
KIRYU MAY CRY
I don't know if I should laugh or be sad. At this point Majima is everywhere because he realized Kiryu was lonely while stalking him.
kiryu: what should i pick?
kiryu: *uses otometal my life*
kiryu when the music started:
Kiryu when he sings: *voice of an angel*
Kiryu when he does an interjection: *LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO*
Ever since Yakuza 6 Kiryu hasn't been the same
What I sound like to others when i have headphones on
Meanwhile in Yakuza 5:
~Let's go, Haruka~
~Yaaayy! Yaaayy!~
~Kyuuuu! Kyuuuu!~
~Lovely HaruKAA!~
Akiyama: Ano...Kiryu San? Haruka Chan isn't here.
yo Kiryu-chan! why you go for karaoke without me?
Ah yes, the Haruka goes into witness protection ending.
Kiryu: Hey Ichiban, can I borrow your schizophrenia?
Ichiban: Of course, for what?
Kiryu: ...Turn-based combat...
I imagine this is how he spent his time between 6 and 7.
HIS VOICE CRACK
funny thing is, the "by Himself" is definitely an invitation for Majima to suddenly appear out of nowhere to challenge Kiryu again as he always have.
the voices in my head
The only good thing RUclips recommended me today
“Easy All I gotta do is not look at h-“
“Hey aniki lets kick his ass”
“IKUZOOOO”
One day Kiryu realized his dad and mom were murdered by Japanese Mario and fucking snapped.
I imagined actual Mario doing it. And now Grandad Mario. My oxygen supply is gone!
Uncle Kaz, its been 8 years since the accident... you need to let me go...
CRAZY
1:08 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kiryu develops schizophrenia
What actually happened after Kiwami 1. Any Yakuza game after that was just Kiryu's imagination.
This is scary dude
THREE TWO ONE GO!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU
2:24 OTOMETAAAAARRRLLL
Kiryu after yakuza 6 events be like:
idk if its bad but even though its just kiryu screaming i can still hear the music and Haruka
So this is how I look like when I sing witg my earphones on
devs srsly need to improve this aspect of their karaoke minigame
THE VOICE CRACK
OTOMETAL MY LIFE 3 2 1 GO!
Clapping Intensifies
2:05
*WINDOWS 95 IMG. HAS STOPPED WORKING*
*WINDOWS ERROR PHOTO*
i feel so sad...
What da hell is this???
*insert dante*
this is kinda depressing
Oatmeal my life
I've seen vids like this before how do you guys do it lol
Ever since Nishiki, he's never been the same.
this makes me sad for sone reason
Man...that are some serious PTSD
Damn he is mentally not good now
he now has schizophrenia
The 16TH Student...
Schizophrenic of Dojima.
The mad hallucination of shimano
When Haruka dies and Kiryu can't accept the fact that she's gone.
Alternate Universe where Both Yumi and Haruka get shot by Jingu and Kiryu actually has nothing left to protect, but somehow believes that Haruka is alive and well. Even Majima leaves him alone for a while after noticing this change of behavior. Now, the 4th chairman is said to always go karaoke and buy items for Haruka.
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Please stop this hurts
@@theboi3330 The pain of seeing Kiryu like this lead Majima to become a therapist in hopes he could one day save Kiryu-Chan
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Sounds like a interesting concept, I might draw that one day
@@theboi3330 Bro, no. I was laughing and now I'm very sad.
That's Kiryu after the events of Yakuza 6 basically
That hit me harder than a stack of bricks
Fuck man, it still hurts... :'(
Jesus man why did you do this?
wtf that pfp- 😂😂😂😂
Man coulda just changed his name and gone back to help raise his grandson but no he had to fale his death
this was actually how i heard otometal for the first time and i was laughing my ass off at kiryu screaming for a haruka that wasn't even there
Wait how
@@aerodynamo4874 just go to karaoke alone as kiryu and do passionate backup for otometal
@@dragon666777 wait this isn't a mod???
@@theighthsage the music was removed, yeah, that's the only mod here
@@dragon666777 ah okay I see. I thought if you went without Haruka the music wouldn't play either. it sounds like it could be an actual thing in a yakuza game
Don't be sad kyodais, he's just practising his cheers so he can impress lil' Haruka.
He's practicing it after the events of Yakuza 6
This comment is worse if you read the one above
no hes just schizophrenic
Theory: Haruka only exists because of Kiryu's schizophrenia
That actually makes sense considering how many times he got hit in the head and knocked down on the floor
Most times I'd brush off the idea of a mc being dead/dying and just imagining all his adventures, but honestly? Any cast member from Yakuza is taking enough consistent beatings that I'd easily buy it.
@@mellow_mallow their heads are made out of adamantium. No need to worry about brain damage
@@Not_Claptrap oh, thank goodness.
@Pharting Feelings physics? Physics dont apply when saejima stopped a car with his hands
ASMR: Kiryu is doing a online concert on zoom by himself
"uncle Kaz you have to let me go, you know the explosion wasn't your fault, uncle nishikiyama and my mom are in a better place with me, too"
Shut up :(
*Dame da ne noises*
2:03
@@richardlionerheart1945 CCRRAZZZHYYY
2:04 Explains the whole video for me.
Look Kiryu if you need someone, I'm here. You dont need to tread this path all alone
What path?
He would actually cry if he heard this...noone ever said this to him...poor lad
@@dev22ize I think Nishiki did
@@sai2849 I meant after he lost everyone...when nishiki told him he was already happy and everyone he loved was alive ...
You know not how hard it is to walk
This dreaded path of treaded chalk.
OY ! OY! OY OY! HEY! 3, 2, 1, GO! HEY! H-
*YEEEEE*
HARUKA GA SUKI DAZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
3 2 1 GO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
The attendant: Sir... you haven't picked a song yet...
Kiryu chan....I diddnt mean to laugh at the size of it! Please stop shouting at the walls your scaring me!
XD
"Uncle Kaz, you have to let me go, that Ares explosion wasn't your fault"
When Vargskelethor/Joel played this and went to Karaoke, he talked about "imagine his like, partners from the mafia just come into the karaoke place and just see this big guy screaming alone and clapping, not knowing he's a big shot in their clan"
I dare you to turn on captions
Hahahaha 🤣🤣
C2 wanker
@@jaggers-6220 lol
Tommy tell my left c21 cow
That was the best thing ever.
Thank you.
Tell Tommy to my left
The subtitles say "music", even though its just kiyru screaming.
Because his voice is still music to our ears
This sounds so depressing...
A well made essence of shitpost, well done
Kiryu when he forgets to take his schizophrenia medicine
it's ok, Ichiban has a bunch spare cause he forgets his too
1:08 YEEEEE
Ye
don’t disturb him, he’s practicing
he finally snapped 😂
I used to think, it was sad when he did that. But with the music i just realize homie is just vibing.
What it must be like for the voice actors in the recording studio
Kiryu after his 42069th fight with majima: "I've gone past the point of insanity." (Que this video)
sakuraichi oikakeusenaka takanumewa oto metal imaiato kimashita motoshionomeiku kitotanema ore wa HARUKA SUGI DAZEEE
OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OTO ME TAL OTO METAL HAI HAI HAI 1 2 3 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEIZUUUU OI OI OI HARUKAAA OTO METALU KURAAZY OI OI OI HAKURAA SUGI DAZEE HARUKAA OI OI HARUKA FLY HIGH HIGH OTO METAL 123 oto metal
Prison broke Kiryu after the second day of not being able to drink alcohol.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder thank you for making this
i thought that said oatmeal😭
Oh my fucking god I thought it said oatmeal too and I've seen that damn title so many times at this point
@@stormy4733 lmfao😂😭
Wtf is oatmeal
@@javieraguilera9343 a meal of oats
Imagine if a modder added custom songs, and someone just made the song itself hold down whatever button, and the words were: AAAAAAAAA-
All those repeated blows to the head have developed early parkinsons in poor kiryu-san
Saejima's cheering in 4 is the best
It's just a hairless gorilla yelling in the corner
This is me when im bored at home
What if Kiryu could sing 24 Hour Cinderella.......?
Me: trying to take a test
Some kid down the hall:
Imagine this being in Y5 and he just really misses his daughter so he does this.
Now i understand why kiryu gets along so well with ichiban
This is what 10 years in the joint does to a man
The Mad Dragon of Dojima.
sad dragon of dojima
I mean, even with the music its still sad to see him just clapping alone in a room
Kiryu married Yumie before Jingu and the Dojima incident:
-Nishiki never kills Dojima
-Kiryu never goes to jail.
-Nishiki starts his family, with the help of his brother
-Nishiki paid his sistet threatment
-Both still work with the Yakuza
-Kazama, Reina, Yumie, Shinji, Jingu, Sera never died.
-Yakuza becomes a sitcom were not much interesting happens with Kiryu's life, only the substories stay and they are the main focus of the game.
Haruka never existed
The florist watching through his security monitor: "What the fuck Kiryu"
Considering most of yakuza 6 this makes sense
My brain during a test
your an attack on titan fan?
@@fakepowerlove3077 yessir
@@voxenfree7557 wow, which one is your favorite? mine is mikasa and sasha
@@fakepowerlove3077 Pieck, Sasha, Zeke, Levi, Historia, the list goes on and on tbh
@@voxenfree7557 i see now
Me at 3:50 AM jacked up on coffee with too much energy to get sleep
I think Kiryu’s might have gone insane. I don’t blame him though considering everything that’s happened to him since Yakuza 0.
I have the same feeling as playing Rock Band by myself from watching this video.
this was depressing and funny at the same time
2x speed, oh no.
A TOMATO A TOMATO HEY HEY HEY 3 2 1 GO
Top 10 Squid game references
Why did 8 people dislike this its what the title says they clicked to see kiryu scream in a room by himself
This is how it feels like to be a schizophrenic.
Well Kasuga,guess you weren't the only schizophrenic Yakuza protagonist
Kiryu after getting a revelation while fighting Ichiban and developing schizophrenia:
Quick! Kiryu left his schizophrenia medication at Kotobuki Drugs! We need to get there as soon as possible!