Mario Kart But It's The Women VS The Men!

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 137

  • @Jacob-Palin
    @Jacob-Palin 3 дня назад +232

    I thought it was going to be Nogla, Terroriser, Moo, Basically, 407, and Wildcat versus the wives/girlfriends when I saw the title.

    • @mrmorningstar1117
      @mrmorningstar1117 3 дня назад +5

      I did too

    • @mavaio
      @mavaio 3 дня назад +3

      who's in the video cuz idk them

    • @jkiller2062
      @jkiller2062 2 дня назад +4

      ​@mavaio people he plays with on his second channel. He decided to rebrand it to nogla mocap and all gameplay is gonna be posted to the main channel.

    • @gloopstarr
      @gloopstarr 2 дня назад

      @@mavaio Nerd, pjonk, bonsaibroz, speczii, and my favourite from the plus group pastaroniravioli. You should check them out, most of them stream, wish Nogla left links in description since I don’t remember exact RUclips names…

    • @bryce8037
      @bryce8037 2 дня назад

      If only 😢

  • @DemonStink
    @DemonStink 3 дня назад +98

    I love how pasta has no shame, she's genuine.

  • @rangrsavaggaming9286
    @rangrsavaggaming9286 2 дня назад +42

    the convo going from church to vampire sausages was probably the hardest left turn I've witnessed.

  • @chethreetimes
    @chethreetimes 3 дня назад +56

    you're actually cracked at this game 😭

    • @dartmouth43a74
      @dartmouth43a74 3 дня назад +5

      It’s because he’s versing women

    • @diabeticman2194
      @diabeticman2194 3 дня назад +7

      The Irish are always cracked at Mario Kart, it’s a certainty in life

    • @lknarfknarfl
      @lknarfknarfl 3 дня назад +2

      When brine ain’t around 😈

    • @laughingman7467
      @laughingman7467 2 дня назад +1

      Brines not on the other team to keep him in check.

  • @JordanLoweElevaToursCanada
    @JordanLoweElevaToursCanada 2 дня назад +6

    Pasta has some really hilarious stories when racing on Mario kart. Also you are cracked at Mario kart Nogla

  • @Braanndon00
    @Braanndon00 3 дня назад +39

    The ladies sound like tyler and terrorizer 😂

  • @StarboundRose
    @StarboundRose 3 дня назад +23

    Nogla, if you have a coin, keep it in your first slot. If not grabbing a double item box having a coin in the first slot will (almost) guarantee that the next item will be a defensive item. It’ll also protect from ghosts trying to steal defensive items so don’t always use your coin the moment you have something to defend yourself with.

  • @gamerkingdom1442
    @gamerkingdom1442 3 дня назад +10

    5:31 now that’s a hardcore Mario Kart player move. 🤣

  • @mx9226
    @mx9226 3 дня назад +17

    That’s certainly something to hear in the beginning

  • @autumnphillips3193
    @autumnphillips3193 2 дня назад +11

    My daughters pediatrician says ADHD is definitely genetic and if both parents have it, it’s more than likely the kid will have it. I wasn’t diagnosed until 28 so my daughter started exhibiting the same signs I did at 5 and now I knew what to look for just based off of how my psych doctor diagnosed me so we were able to get her tested and put on meds and she’s been absolutely amazing since.

  • @mauroriesco9416
    @mauroriesco9416 3 дня назад +19

    Nogla vs women will always be funny af

  • @renaeodonnell4558
    @renaeodonnell4558 3 дня назад +27

    “Medically Eiffel towered” is what I will be calling colonoscopies from now on 😂

  • @Satobraze-mw1xv
    @Satobraze-mw1xv 2 дня назад +4

    This was a gold standard video Nogla

  • @patrioticz2858
    @patrioticz2858 3 дня назад +4

    11:49 thank you for proving Right side of the road is the correct side 👍

  • @redflameken
    @redflameken 2 дня назад +4

    0:17 ngl, I feel like separated joycons, or any controller, would be like split keyboards. Quite ergonomic. Imagine being able to play in the most optimal posture.

  • @montanasky3181
    @montanasky3181 2 дня назад +28

    Working in healthcare, “Medically Eiffel Tower-ed” is S-Tier 💀💀💀

  • @kadoharp
    @kadoharp 2 дня назад +4

    Can’t believe pasta is even playing this again with Nogla

  • @themoose66
    @themoose66 2 дня назад +2

    It makes me so happy to see pasta has become a permanent edition to the group, she fits in well!

  • @clowneggion
    @clowneggion 2 дня назад +3

    I hear the first post-colonoscopy dump is a god-tier experience tbh
    Also as a non-chicagoan Illinoisan, no one knowing what Malort is, is peak comedy lol

  • @dawnieangel76
    @dawnieangel76 2 дня назад +3

    As someone from Chicago, I apologize to Pasta on behalf of everyone here for the horror of Malort. I don't know why anyone would be so cruel to make you suffer through that.

  • @kosmicsandshoes
    @kosmicsandshoes 3 дня назад +5

    mario kart ruins friendships but teamed mario kart creates enemies

  • @harvey_souls
    @harvey_souls 2 дня назад +11

    I love pasta, the way her brain works. I really wanna have a conversation with her 😂😂

  • @purplegangyt9401
    @purplegangyt9401 3 дня назад +6

    Great start to the video lol

  • @IncogNegroGaming
    @IncogNegroGaming 3 дня назад +2

    Playing this with separated joycons is diabolical

  • @kaidenmaynez3148
    @kaidenmaynez3148 2 дня назад +1

    12:02 “SMARTASS SHUT UP SMARTASS” probably an editing mistake but this was up for like 1 frame and I was determined to get right on it.

  • @EloGST
    @EloGST 2 дня назад

    Love these , 😆😆😆😆😆 Nogla keep up the amazing, and this is what I like to see . You having fun destroying them lol in Mario party 👍👏👏👏

  • @mr.perfectcell1887
    @mr.perfectcell1887 2 дня назад +2

    I could listen to an entire video of just Pasta's stories, Lol.

  • @sketchy_month1710
    @sketchy_month1710 2 дня назад +1

    Yessss finally i miss the mario kart videos

  • @Randomhydra3204
    @Randomhydra3204 3 дня назад +6

    Did anyone notice Luigi has a plant growing out of him in the thumbnail like when he’s possessed in super paper mario?

    • @4EverSmiles
      @4EverSmiles 2 дня назад +2

      I think that's supposed to be Bonzai since the thumbnail shows who is playing who by accesory (Pasta with Pasta bow, Nogla with his iconic headphones and shirt, etx)

    • @Randomhydra3204
      @Randomhydra3204 2 дня назад

      @ nah your wrong lmao

  • @ASirensFlame
    @ASirensFlame 2 дня назад +2

    Pasta sounds cute and like louise from bobs burgers

  • @TopKnot1234
    @TopKnot1234 3 дня назад +5

    Commenting for the Algorithm while picking up my sister

  • @nixodian108
    @nixodian108 2 дня назад +1

    I am an Orthodox and it is the first time I hear about the left hand thing

  • @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21
    @ShadowOfDeadRhodes21 2 дня назад +1

    She sounds like the southern version of maple from gravity falls. I don't know where the maple accent comes from but I normally hear it from nerdy girls and those who watch anime and open up Pokemon cards but to the extreme

  • @DarkShadow0_0
    @DarkShadow0_0 2 дня назад +2

    What are the channels of the friends Noglas playing with??

  • @CroRain7
    @CroRain7 3 дня назад +2

    Nogla too op, best Irish Mario Kartist, pls nerf

  • @evanc4252
    @evanc4252 3 дня назад +1

    Great haircut and beard trim
    👍

  • @0Grogan
    @0Grogan 3 дня назад +4

    6:50 did she mean merlot? Like the wine

    • @demonprince007
      @demonprince007 3 дня назад

      Malort is a bitter liquor in Chicago. Only place I’ve seen it in could be a state exclusive

  • @raveboymtc2448
    @raveboymtc2448 3 дня назад

    it haven't been a full minutes Nogla being misogyny is so funny at the beginning

  • @R3Vieè-WcXd_798
    @R3Vieè-WcXd_798 2 дня назад +2

    Christmas @ Drakula's movie with Buffer are hanging up. As the aliens that's railling cause of the damn rights. 😂☠️

  • @jackloja3431
    @jackloja3431 3 дня назад +1

    No terrorizer is a war crime on the best friend’s tiktok association 😂

  • @mrsheev9131
    @mrsheev9131 2 дня назад +7

    Nogla's margin of victory in the first race is absolutely nutty. Bro is literally the Sebastian Vettel at Mario Kart 8.

  • @Juansolous
    @Juansolous 3 дня назад

    Yay nogla and Mario Kart absolute chaos and fun to watch, I'm still laughing about the colonoscopy into only because I'm scared.

    • @Juansolous
      @Juansolous 2 дня назад

      I also can't wait to see pasta's video, she's freaking entertaining.

  • @Blazedlevelbort
    @Blazedlevelbort 2 дня назад +1

    Someone should probably tell Nogla about Birdo...

  • @eddawg79
    @eddawg79 2 дня назад

    6:38 was Pasta trying to say Merlot, bless her pronunciation skills.

  • @kevq.2687
    @kevq.2687 2 дня назад

    Malort... it'll make you say "OH MALORT!!"

  • @EvilMorty-b9y
    @EvilMorty-b9y 3 дня назад +3

    Dude no way this is funny 😂😂

  • @sirbidoofingtonthethird2161
    @sirbidoofingtonthethird2161 2 дня назад

    Absolutely love pasta story time.

  • @edgerinosterbauk1346
    @edgerinosterbauk1346 2 дня назад

    Fun fact, Malort is a Chicago thing, it's drunken ironically. Though they call a shot of Malort followed by an Old Style Beer a Chicago Handshake.

  • @backofthebus3722
    @backofthebus3722 2 дня назад +1

    0:43 at least pretend that it’s gonna be a close contest nogla, how are you so far ahead!?

  • @bulletknights
    @bulletknights 3 дня назад +1

    Omg that’s to much information in the beginning 😂

  • @patrioticz2858
    @patrioticz2858 3 дня назад +2

    10:59 sorry but you aren't, Pasta agrees with many unchristian stuff like tho lefty churches

    • @ironkoenigman3258
      @ironkoenigman3258 2 дня назад

      Yeah. She even sees a horror movie during Christmas which isn't right either.

    • @patrioticz2858
      @patrioticz2858 2 дня назад

      @ironkoenigman3258 i was thinking more like supporting abortion and trans support, of course we shouldn't hate but that doesn't mean support it or agree with it

  • @1969sport
    @1969sport 3 дня назад +1

    Wish Terroriser and lenai was in this 😂

  • @garunix4577
    @garunix4577 2 дня назад

    Medically Effie’s towered

  • @sandllc1361
    @sandllc1361 3 дня назад +1

    This is just Nogla beating a whole bunch of women lol

  • @vanillamill339
    @vanillamill339 2 дня назад +1

    I wish pasta told this story a long time ago in one of your videos so me and my boyfriend wouldnt watch it ☹️

  • @Ghost_Clan_Leader
    @Ghost_Clan_Leader 3 дня назад

    Mario kart, the devilish game

  • @Cherokee9898
    @Cherokee9898 3 дня назад

    Pasta was on fire this video

    • @ironkoenigman3258
      @ironkoenigman3258 2 дня назад

      Expect the part where she said that she watched a scary movie during Christmas.

  • @dislikecounter5191
    @dislikecounter5191 3 дня назад +1

    11:50 the true face of religion not liking questions

  • @luirodriguez8923
    @luirodriguez8923 День назад

    I wanted to hear Pasta’s weed drink story

  • @belowaveraged1099
    @belowaveraged1099 3 дня назад +1

    is that thumbnail a super paper mario reference??

  • @MegaMangafan1
    @MegaMangafan1 3 дня назад

    Nogla/Nogla's editor, may I ask something genuine? Could the game audio possibly be a tad bit louder or have slightly louder music in the background again? I miss having the energetic and comedic music to keep things lively like in previous videos. Or was there a reason there's no more background music in the videos? Either way, still love the videos and keep up the good work!

  • @wertlehow
    @wertlehow 3 дня назад +2

    NOGLA KART YESSS!

  • @darthslain
    @darthslain 3 дня назад +1

    are they talking of merlot? only drink i have heard of that sounds like that name

  • @chethreetimes
    @chethreetimes 3 дня назад +1

    first time ever being early to a nogla video never thought I'd ever say that

  • @FaultyAce
    @FaultyAce 3 часа назад

    12:15 im being found out. In my entire family I'm the ONLY left handed person. Brother, sister, dad, mom, grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins, I'm the only one whos left handed. And on top of all that my family is Christian and so am I, baptized and all ever since I was in kindergarten.

  • @halfdane
    @halfdane 3 дня назад

    Men v women, and suddenly they aren’t in Noglas videos for a few weeks. 😂

  • @Eddieavina123
    @Eddieavina123 2 дня назад

    Love your video

  • @Pumpking1984
    @Pumpking1984 3 дня назад

    Appie pie moonshine and bud brownies.

  • @andrewhaines9356
    @andrewhaines9356 3 дня назад +1

    I miss your old bald man mii character that was made fun of by the Vanoss crew members. I wished you used him again

    • @diabeticman2194
      @diabeticman2194 3 дня назад

      That and Helmetman are my favourite Nogla Miis

  • @SkylerYapput
    @SkylerYapput 2 дня назад

    I feel bad for his parents

  • @injuringtk3346
    @injuringtk3346 2 дня назад

    Why did I think Nerd was Wildcat 😂

  • @3lysiad4rling19
    @3lysiad4rling19 2 дня назад

    Merlot? The red wine? 😂 the T is silent. It took me ages to get what she was talking about.

  • @guthrieveloso317
    @guthrieveloso317 День назад

    1:12 and now we sleep

  • @1969sport
    @1969sport 3 дня назад

    Friends in Video
    Bonsai
    Nerd?
    Pasta
    Pjonk
    And
    Speckzi

  • @Reaper20Death
    @Reaper20Death 3 дня назад

    day 6 of asking nogla to play dune awakening when it releases this year. good news a new trailer was announced

  • @videowen9865
    @videowen9865 3 дня назад

    Bro is cracked at the game… but then he becomes women and he is cooked

  • @NiteStrike
    @NiteStrike 3 дня назад

    I thought Terroriser, Wildcat and Scotty were gonna be part of this especially with Terroriser cuz it’s literally will the Irish win or will anyone else in this group

  • @SwivetMomma
    @SwivetMomma 3 дня назад

    Love a nogla video!!!

  • @DarthKilaj85
    @DarthKilaj85 2 дня назад

    Nogla shut up is the response all religious people give you when they don't have an answer to your question.

  • @ModernHistoryMusic
    @ModernHistoryMusic 2 дня назад

    Clearly none of these guys have been to Chicago. Malort tastes like getting bullied in the 5th grade.

  • @MRVIOLET-r4h
    @MRVIOLET-r4h 2 дня назад

    is this the dude from vanoss

  • @jodycoleman7494
    @jodycoleman7494 3 дня назад

    what did nogla say at the end?

  • @Slvt4Bread
    @Slvt4Bread 2 дня назад

    Real talk, I'd kick everyone's ass on Mario Kart here ngl. Y'all got driver assist on and everything 😂

  • @sithlordinosuke8462
    @sithlordinosuke8462 3 дня назад +1

    Yo is pasta single?

  • @blvckchevelle
    @blvckchevelle 3 дня назад

    0:01 this some real shit you just said

  • @Justatroopernamedhank
    @Justatroopernamedhank 3 дня назад

    Its the Boys VS Girls era.....except it aint ass, its actually funny this time

  • @Enerdaentertainment
    @Enerdaentertainment 2 дня назад

    Nogla, in 2022 you and Vanoss filmed a video about a scary map and at the end of it you said that you would release a Michael Bay-style film in 2025. So where is the film?

  • @DrakeossDragoon
    @DrakeossDragoon 2 дня назад

    16:10 rigor mortis ? lol

  • @cheesecake6807
    @cheesecake6807 2 дня назад

    As soon as nogla became a girl, he couldn't drive. Just proving women can't drive 😂😂

  • @riftenguard9666
    @riftenguard9666 3 дня назад

    Hi Nogla

  • @shockwavesgt3313
    @shockwavesgt3313 2 дня назад

    Oh yeah I heard that the left hand writing represented the devil 😂😂 so uhhh what happens if I'm the only left handed in the family 😂😂
    I'm a artist 😂 that counts for something

  • @EloGST
    @EloGST 2 дня назад

    I apologize I meant Mario cart 😆 I'll take the L keep up the amazing work. you all are awesome

  • @zillionbeatle9330
    @zillionbeatle9330 3 дня назад +1

    W game

  • @JuanRios-el6sn
    @JuanRios-el6sn 3 дня назад

    something

  • @nickolaslavrenchuk3890
    @nickolaslavrenchuk3890 2 дня назад

    Why is Nogla so weird with the genders in the title recently?

  • @Teku66
    @Teku66 2 дня назад

    Why does pasta sound like hawk tuah girl? lol

  • @FIVEBASKET
    @FIVEBASKET 3 дня назад

    Holy "Shit"

  • @princesslightning5447
    @princesslightning5447 День назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chicken_biscuit8430
    @chicken_biscuit8430 День назад

    Im starting to notice pasta talks way too much, does she actually have adhd

  • @SkylerYapput
    @SkylerYapput 2 дня назад

    Hey nogla I love the vannos crew videos you guys have done an amazing but the greatest videos are the ine were they bully u or the greatest one are ones without you jn them