What if all The Genshin Impact characters had a Race??
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- What if all the Genshin Impact characters had a race? I tried to answer this question. This video was supposed to be uploaded one week ago but had to delay it because of my other video. As usual don’t take this video too seriously because it’s all just for fun Lol
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I love how everyone else has a reason why they got there quickly and Gorou is just a dog
Edit: Dang that's a lot of likes-
Dog
Dog
Dog
Dog
Dog
Baizhu: “There is cocogoat milk at the end”
Qiqi: **suddenly gains motivation**
i noticed the story fail to notice 1 important fact that Qi Qi has over the others..
she is a Zombie/meaning she dun pant. she doesn't get out of breath from running.. (although in game u still have a stamina bar). technically she could run from start to end without stopping for breath. since she isn't alive.
Cant baizhu just tell her to go to the golden house
@@doge2519 Yeah but she'll forget, Cocogoat's the only thing She can Remember Vividly.
@@lingth u have big brain , I'm in dire need for braincell, give
@@ladweebsayuki4984 Eat Duracell? lol I am sure brain cells cannot be re-generated..
Venti: “wouldn’t gliding be faster….?”
Lol
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@@sophiexiaofeifu8963 E*
Ehe
Ehe
"instead of losing their vision, they will lose mora"
venti: ha! mora? mora.... *cries in poor*
zhongli: oops. forgot mora
baal: what mora? *slurps Dango milk aggressively*
@WindBourneBard lol true
zhongli would ust borrow mora from childe when i say borrow........... i mean take
@@bffs_dsm_1013 no steal his wallet
Venti will lose his Apple Wine.. noooo...
d a n g o m i l k
Venti: Wins because of extreme gliding speed and wind powers
Razor: Completes because of Wolvensprint
Keqing: Completes because of high atk and normal speed
Gorou: Completes because dog
I was looking for a comment like this
*because dog*
because D O G
dog
How does attack play into speed tho 💀
I love how there's always a plot twist. I thought Lisa or Keqing would be last because of their backstory with their vision
What is it? Pls tell
@@rody5817 I think they are referring to Lisa and Keqing not caring. Except Keqing has pride
Keqing started caring for her visipn since she chose to see it in another perspective if I remember correctly, so canonically it should've been Lisa since she doesn't care and could've gotten other power sources anyways since she's hella smart
@@rainitaouwu she was just walking.... wonder how fast she is'
@@evebeltran that's because Barbara and Sucrose was trying their best which probably meant they were running like headless chickens, so they probably took some stops since they don't walk outside of mondstadt that much.
While Lisa was walking the entire calm and not panicking, therefore saving more energy. While Klee and Qiqi are children, and therefore gets distracted easily.
Instead of losing their vision,they will lose their mora
Mona and archons :"nervous sweating"💀
Mona doesnt cohnt bc that only is for the archons if mona loses she will lose her vision
@•Yoimiyaka• yes
you all are rude, Mona is the archon of bad budgeting skills, respect her!
@•Yoimiyaka• shes just poor 💀
@•Yoimiyaka• nah she just broke as fuck
everybody else: (insert a explaination)
Gorou: because DOG
FINALLY A COMMENT THAT POINTS THIS OUT LMAO
LMAO
“The geo character took advantage of there geo constructs”
Noelle: what construction???
she is the construct
"TIME TO CLEAN UP"
its jogging for noele
Clean up😝🤌
wait is she the only one one...?
Venti is as fast as the fastest wind tho EDIT: he flies not glides , even without his Gnosis he's still a powerful god, same with Zhong-li. Zhong-li was the God of war for 4k years even before becoming an archon. Ei/Raiden has not been using her Gnosis for hundreds of years now(she gave it to Yae to keep) yet she still strong as HECK, she can still summon lightnings etc
Random fact: all winds move at the same speed
@@ultrasanic1356 I wouldn't say the same for winds in tropical cyclones and cosmic winds. They're different at that point.
@@ultrasanic1356 no, where'd you heard that?
@@ultrasanic1356 IT all varies, calm winds, to harsh winds, different types of gasses, different causes etc. There are slow and heavy winds while there are extremely fast ones
Ei never ever used her gonsis
"gorou is doing good so far because dog"
"gorou finishes the race because dog"
Me: gorou makes no dogging sense
Easy Explanation
Dog
What it is: *dogs ate the speed of light*
Then it was a *superpower*
*dog*
I cannot 💀💀
Klee: Was the house behind Liyue belong to you?
Zhongli: Yes, but why was?
*Sees the Golden House go Boom*
"instead of losing their vision, they will lose their mora"
rip the Archons 💀💀💀
wait
they don't even have mora-
Edit: holy, this is pretty much my most liked comment, but I'm not suprised tbh
They don’t even have mora
I mean zhongli is already out of money so
They have none, they have nothing left to lose
zhongli is alredy broke so..
Childe will just disappear if zhongli loses idk abt raiden and venti tho :’DD
0:55 "instead of loosing their visions, they'll loose all their mora"
The archons: That can't stop me, because I don't own any mora!
Klee is my favorite character i was so sad when I realized she got distracted and lost but then the ending “blew up “ my mind
Klee main gather here with me!
Yes
@The mask. we will reunite every klee main
@@niinaniiloinfinland6620 indeed!
yes
Everyone: uses their visions normally not harming the environment at all
Pyro characters: DEFORESTATION!!!
Venti be like: taking my mora? Darling i dont have any mora
And other archons
Zhongli : taking my mora ? I literally created mora and can do infinite amount of them I am just controlling myself not to
@@Malloooow but he lost his gnosis
@@naurrr3827 but he was also doing the same thing before losing it tho
@@Malloooow *no*
To be honest, according to personality, I think Zhongli would just let the others win on purpose. Since he doesn't care about being a deity anymore and wants to spend a peaceful life in Liyue he wouldn't care if his vision got taken away. Plus I'm sure he'd do it just so no one else had to suffer having theirs taken away and would rather face the punishment himself out of the kindness in his heart.
Also yes I know he said that, as an archon, he'd have only his (nonexistent lol) mora taken away, but I'm pretty sure he'd still do it were it the same high stakes as with the others.
They said he was losing his oh so dear mora
He prolly has 2 but he values it a lot , sooo
Yeah what vision lol none of the archons have vision and they gladly gave away their gnoses. (Remember the visions they wear are fake.)
What bout Keqing? I mean she did used to try and get rid of her vision so this could be her chance
@@d4nd3li0ns Keqing is the type to actually defie the god that wants to take her vision away because it's HER vision after all and it's a god trying to take away XD
4:28 definetly a good reason for Gorou to doing very well, i mean, they're not wrong tho, dogs can be fast runners irl too!
“Instead of losing vision, they will lose their mora”
Venti: Oh no
Zhongli: **Laugh in no mora already**
Baal: Well I’m gonna win anyways
I expected Eula to be higher up on the race because she is the leader of the expedition team , but overall great 😄.
Speaking of Eula, She isnt even there
@@Myname.__ I didnt even notice that
Eula isnt even there I am sadge
@@Myname.__ neither is Itto
@@Flxffical i didn’t see Yoimiya too 😞
"They will loose all their Mora instead"
They don't have mora-
Klee: here is my vision
Unknown god: alright give
The explosion happens
"they will lose all of their mora instead" I think that's unfair, they wouldn't loose anything
I was expecting zhongli to lose on purpose since archons will lose their mora and he is broke anyways so it doesn't make that big of a difference 💀
imagine Liyue getting destroyed by a child's "vision"
9:23
Unknown god : DA** YOU BARBATOS I LITERALLY SAID TEAMWORK NOT ALLOWED
Venti : What ? *burp* Didn’t know
“You can’t lose what you don’t have”
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
I love the scenarios you make, they’re so much fun to watch
I CAN'T ACCEPT NOELLE TO BE THAT SLOW!
She runs TWO freaking laps around Mondstadt everyday as her morning routine and by Mondstadt it's not just the city but the entire Mondstadt region.
She must have become faster than all the characters who don't have dashing ability cause she does Saitama's workout routine every morning.
she still lacks one thing
doing the Saitama workout routine until she looses all of her hair strands!!!!
Noelle isn't slow. She's just distracted and helping people out on her way. That slowed her down. The ever helpful wonder maid.
There is one huge problem with the ending
Klee wasn't the last one since there was no mentioning of Itto finishing the Race (unless of course he got sick because he challenged Yae Miko to a Rematch just the day before)
i think the creator forgot about itto and yoimiya
@@nikilesh8208 eula too lmaoo
There's a bunch of characters missing
Xinyan, Thoma, Eula, Yoimiya and more i think
Maybe this is set when itto still had his vision taken away, doesnt explain the others tho
Wait soooo where's xingqui
If u lose u will lose ur vision
Keqing be like : 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
Yep Keqing doesnt care abt her vision
@blveberry Yeh people say she should’ve been able to use her skill because it isn’t teleportation but I think she wouldn’t have used it anyways cuz she be like that
My c5 Keqing cares about her vision 🫡
Lol I loved Alice's plan. unknown god eliminated by a fake vision that is a bomb 😂
Zhongli: *loses*
Unknown God: * takes Childe*
Lol
*"Gorou is doing very well because of dog."*
-Lupicrow 2022
Keqing and Xiao would be there quickly bc Xiao can dash as much rlly fast (by lore and cutscenes) and Keqing can turn herself into lightning or act like an Electro seelie (it's not teleportation if you don't go from a place to another instantly)
Xiao literally came second only behind a literal god and Keqing’s dash is for some reason still counted as teleportation
I don’t think keqing will care if she lose her vision
I feel like Xiao wouldn't even be in the race. He can already manipulate Anemo and adeptal powers without a vision. It's essentially useless for him. The reason why he has it displayed is because he is in human form.
If talents could be used then this is how it would work. Some characters dont have stamina consumption decreased or movement speed so Ill only include those who can increase speed or decrease stamina consumption.
Kazuha: His passive called Cloud Strider decreases SPRINTING stamina consumption by 20% will help him run longer (if stamina is even included if not then his talents and other decreasing stamina consumption talents would be useless) to further distances
Beidou: Her passive Conqueror of Tides making her decrease SWIMMING stamina consumption wont be useful much as there isnt too much water around the race map except the border between Liyue and Mondstadt she can catch up a bit
Amber: Her passive Gliding Champion Decreases GLIDING stamina consumption and same as Beidou, hers wouldnt me as useful much.
Kaeya: His talent is the same as Kazuha but Kazuha is better since he could use his elemental skill to go up mountains and stuff while Kaeya has to simply climb but Kaeya will probably be faster on water than Kazuha.
Kokomi: Same with Beidou and Amber bers isnt too useful but she could walk on water with her elemental burst tho
Xiao: His passive makes him decrease CLIMBING stamina consumption which will help him climb mountains along with his elemental skill to help him move fast
Venti: Same goes for Amber ofc
Razor: His passive is similar to Kaeya and Kazuha's but they both have some advantages but he doesnt have much
Rosaria: Her passive makes her have increased movement speed by 20% which boosts her speed to catch up along with her elemental skill that could go forward so this passive will only be useful during night time.
So far I think Kazuha is the best followed by Kaeya then Rosaria
Im kinda sad Eula, Hu Tao and some other characters arent here
Edit: My prediction actually was kinda right except Rosaria was first instead of Kaeya lol
me with infinite running stamina glitch: :o
@@yeetusdeletus8254 elaborate
1:44 Childe wouldn't even need his electro delusion. Have you seen him slide around during his first phase? He also surrounds himself with/transforms into a big ball of water and flies away in the cutscene after we defeat him at the Golden House. And if that's not enough, his Foul Legacy transformation is strong and fast enough to defeat a room of Ruin Guards in under 10 seconds. He's definitely up there in terms of mobility and certainly wouldn't lose to Sayu and Kazuha.
"Gorou is doing very well, because dog"
💀
"gorou is also doing outstandingly well because DOG"
"gorou also finishes because of DOG"
I love that the reason Gorou is fast is just "because dog"
So Lisa strolled her way to 4th to last place? Surprising.
And that surprise ending, though. Didn't see that coming.
If we're taking lore powers into consideration, I think Zhongli would be pretty fast since he can just quickly move the ground he is standing on.
Yeah but Ei would easily win, Venti is probably slower than Xiao as well.
The archons has an advantage, because, they have no mora.
Lupicrow: while Kokomi just sprints on the water
Meanwhile Kokomi: (walking)
Mean while itto spent 3 days trying to catch a bug he saw on the way to the golden house ,and some how forced a "eye of the storm" to make a tornado...
Baizu: There is cocogoat milk
Qiqi: Runs so fast even the camera man cant keep up
I think beidou would take the water route too, since shes a really good swimmer and knows a lot about the waters of liyue. She would definitly know a lot of currents and shorcuts.
"The Geo characters took advantage of their geo constructs"
Noelle: Yes
"instead of losing their vision, they will lose all their mora instead"
i mean there's not MUCH mora on the line here, about 6 at the most
For all pf them combined
Zhongli:so if I lose my mora will get taken
God:yes
Zhongli:I don't have mora
No venti and Baal as well
@@c3cilia_ Venti does have some Mora since he play song as bard peoples probably will pay him to show appreciation
But does he have at least 100,000 Mora?
No.
"Don't want to loose their visons" Keqing be Like: Oh No I cant walk
“They will lose all their mora instead” When their already broke 🤣!
"The archons will loose all their Mora instead"
Zhongli: *What mora*
Traveler: *uses teleport waypoint*
Everyone else: 👁👄👁
I felt a crit to my soul when you said they couldn't teleport
Diluc is doing pretty well.
And walking on the walls.
Ah yes, it is his most powerful technique.
"All of the Archon will lose their Mora"
THEY HAVE MORA??
gorou is doing outstandingly good because *dog*
Sayu: *becomes litteral sonic*
Everyone else: *runs and ice bridge*
I feel like Keqing should be alowed to use her blink because unlike mona she uses it as a big dash and can fight with it
Mona’s teleport takes some time
They will loose all of their mora
The archons : but we don't have any mora
"instead of the archons losing their vision, they lsoe their mora"
You can't take something that doesn't exist
Wow this is amazing,the character are really detailed and the race make me fell nervous just like watching a real sport.I wish you would make more video like this
Lisa was the best. She really is smart and knows how to utilize her energy
“They will lose all of their mora instead”
Like they had any to begin with…
“Gorou is doing pretty well because… *D O G* “
unkown god: so yea no more mora
venti, an alcoholic: i identify as speed
I love these!!! They are so fun to watch!!!
Baizhu:There will be coco goat at the finish life
Qiqi:REAL SHIT?!
I wonder how their combat would be if they had no weapon, like boxing
Gorou Is also doing outstandingly well Because of *DOG*
-Sun Tzu Art (The Art Of War)
So the only way to motivate qiqi was *cocogoat*
Yes.
Klee: Here is my Vision
Unknown god: Alri- *Gets nuked*
For the next vid pls do what if all genshin impact character have different vision
"teleports every vision holder" *shows aether in the crowd*
Crafting this whole plot must have taken quite a bit of effort
It was really entertaining 😄
Fun fact: when keqing got her vision she wanted to throw it away but luckily she didn’t
raiden should be first becuz lightning is almost fast as light but i agree venti might be faster becuz wind block some of the lightning
idk if im right
The archons really have nothing to lose, seeing as all of them are broke
I think electro charcters should get larger speed boost from their elements than the anemo units
No , anemo is more useful in terms of traversal even in the game
No one:
Sayu
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
"Gorou is also doing outstandingly well... because dog."
The whole good luck bad luck Benny caught me off guard
"Instead of losing visions, they will lose all their mora"
The Archons: *Ha! The jokes on you, we dont have mora-*
if zhongli came last in the race he would have nothing to lose...
“Gorou is also doing outstandingly well becuase”
dOg
My mom: sleeping all day won't solve anything
Me : "are you sure about that" *shows the part with bennet of the video*
They will lose all of there mora
Venti and Zhongli: did anything change!!? No
Everyone: trying everything to get to the Golden House
Kokomi: yeah so I'm basically Jesus so y'all have fun.
Kokomi running past the ice bridges with Naruto theme in the background
venti could've just use dvalin to fly all away to the golden house
*Raiden loses*
Unknown Goddess: *stonks*
The funniest thing about the race is that the Arcons lose there mora even though they don't have any in the first place
Nobody is faster than xiao when he is going for groceries
0:51
All the archons who are already broke: *you dare underestimate my power mortal*
" *gorou is also doing outstandingly well because D O G* "
Everyones motivation is to not lose their vision
Qiqi: coco goat milk
Lupicrow:The Archons will lose their mora instead.
The archons at the beach chilling cause they don't have mora.
“They would loose their mora.”
Venti and Zhongli : uh
Raiden : -casually slurps dango milk- what mora?