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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @Mr360Darren
    @Mr360Darren 8 лет назад +419

    The princess jasmine chick with the man definitely can get it, she was barely thinking about her nigga at all

    • @NeckBone44
      @NeckBone44 8 лет назад +21

      Right and I thought her ass would be hella disrespectful and prestige.

    • @samyzy
      @samyzy 8 лет назад

      Scoop2427 She gave my ugly weirdo ass hope

    • @Mr360Darren
      @Mr360Darren 8 лет назад

      BFlamboyant_ lol I'm not a ugly nigga tho

    • @DrinkmoWater.
      @DrinkmoWater. 8 лет назад +12

      Damn u ain't winning then lol

    • @byBrandyn
      @byBrandyn 7 лет назад +9

      It's dope cause in the beginning she was real guarded, playing hard to get and all that shit. But McQueen was able to break her down and soften her up.

  • @marcusboyer9960
    @marcusboyer9960 8 лет назад +491

    when he said princess jasmine she fell in love

    • @marcusboyer9960
      @marcusboyer9960 8 лет назад +9

      ooopsss nevermind i watched the rest of the video

    • @Oscar24K
      @Oscar24K 7 лет назад +5

      solo dolo Lol

    • @avacadogucamole
      @avacadogucamole 7 лет назад +25

      hit her right in the heart! lol playa playa!! lmao! and she had a BF!

    • @Mew2Win
      @Mew2Win 7 лет назад +11

      is it because of the way her eyes lit up?

    • @NVRDYING
      @NVRDYING 7 лет назад +61

      That girl was fine too and she was hella chill she don't care how ppl look damn

  • @thegman15ist
    @thegman15ist 8 лет назад +98

    "we gotta a racist here!!!!" dead😂😂😂😂

  • @4tgzay470
    @4tgzay470 7 лет назад +210

    He said we got a racist over here I was dead💀💀

    • @MultiJayjack
      @MultiJayjack 7 лет назад +7

      ChewyyYT I straight up about lost my shit when he said that. I don't think I laugh so hard in my life. He too FUCKING funny and confident!!!

    • @jonac6409
      @jonac6409 7 лет назад +1

      ChewyyYT Same man I got my headphones on in public and died out laughing out hard.

  • @Foodstampbabyofficial
    @Foodstampbabyofficial 8 лет назад +247

    i just can't get enough of dat intro lmao

    • @HurricaneCeasar
      @HurricaneCeasar 8 лет назад +17

      The "Me Nigga!" is so dope

    • @TheDickskin
      @TheDickskin 8 лет назад +11

      the nigga in the back "ayo man chill out"

    • @Foodstampbabyofficial
      @Foodstampbabyofficial 8 лет назад +14

      lmfaaaaoo "Nah fuck all dat:

    • @yaaru505
      @yaaru505 8 лет назад +12

      y'all gon quit playin my name I ain't gon say it no more

    • @NToulico
      @NToulico 8 лет назад +2

      Legend Phenom.

  • @adrianmackinnon5540
    @adrianmackinnon5540 7 лет назад +73

    Lazeena bad as fuck she loyal am i right?

    • @oggualafein
      @oggualafein 7 лет назад +17

      Zyrian hell yeah g lezeena fine as fuck. I thought I was the only one

    • @nolannorris1250
      @nolannorris1250 7 лет назад +2

      Zyrian loooolll

  • @omni4real614
    @omni4real614 8 лет назад +287

    I swear. HELLA FUNNY LMAO one of the top prank channels out there honestly

    • @greycloudnine
      @greycloudnine 8 лет назад +16

      Mega McQueen exactly, this ain't no prank nigga this is life frfr.

    • @KingKenny913here
      @KingKenny913here 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @dylanhill6843
      @dylanhill6843 8 лет назад +2

      on bra this nigga funny asf

    • @tamersaad2409
      @tamersaad2409 7 лет назад

      Sеаааarch fоr сutе girls, guуs ааaand s*хy lосаl singlеs neаr уou => twitter.com/d87d19eba7ba657d7/status/800976871114481664 КОDAК BLАCK РРРICККUP LINЕS

    • @gabbe2481
      @gabbe2481 7 лет назад +2

      "I will trick yo ass for a trick, holla Halloween"

  • @5trecords845
    @5trecords845 7 лет назад +94

    professional side niggga I'm dead af 😂

  • @blackime6392
    @blackime6392 8 лет назад +244

    "OH WE GOT A RACIST" Lmfao

    • @raye5620
      @raye5620 8 лет назад +30

      i fcking died!!!

    • @TakaBlades
      @TakaBlades 8 лет назад

      lmao hell yea ^

    • @KingKel37
      @KingKel37 8 лет назад

      Brandon Capo lmaooo that was my favorite part

    • @Riddimsofcreation
      @Riddimsofcreation 8 лет назад +3

      Brandon Capo that shot was more cringe than funny

    • @damontowns4223
      @damontowns4223 7 лет назад +2

      Brandon Capo nniiggggaa

  • @Eraserhead
    @Eraserhead 7 лет назад +95

    he knew that girl was old thats why he said he was 28😂

  • @TiltedTowersHub
    @TiltedTowersHub 8 лет назад +375

    best fckin youtuber out here, so much support from me.
    p.s. do an ugly god pick up lines video

    • @Unknown-cj5yl
      @Unknown-cj5yl 8 лет назад

      yeah fr

    • @DrinkmoWater.
      @DrinkmoWater. 8 лет назад +1

      MEGA need to do a biggie comment one that shit will get me rolling

    • @pg13pacernation30
      @pg13pacernation30 8 лет назад +5

      haha for real. He should go up to a chick ask for her number if she said no. Then he can say Bitch, I got bitches I got bitches that got allergies
      I got bitches that got cavities
      I got bitches that drink daiquiris
      I got bitches that get mad at me
      I got bitches named Valery
      I got bitches named Malory
      I got bitches chasin' me
      I got bitches work at applebees
      I got KKK bitches
      I got bitches up in Canada
      haha I don't need you bitch lol

    • @deandrelaflour4377
      @deandrelaflour4377 7 лет назад

      Reverse i beat my meattt

  • @Saientific
    @Saientific 8 лет назад +22

    Fuck...this dude is funny as fuck. Now I have to watch all his videos. Shit.

  • @dennissteenbergen6499
    @dennissteenbergen6499 8 лет назад +759

    If you like a challenge try Desiigner pickup lines! 🐼

    • @AfrosamuraiT
      @AfrosamuraiT 8 лет назад +38

      Dennis Steenbergen drrrrrahhh drrrrrrah get get get that ass here girl

    • @yalesh8849
      @yalesh8849 8 лет назад +19

      first they need to find out what he is saying half of the time.

    • @Danielcooper33
      @Danielcooper33 8 лет назад +76

      "hey excuse me how you doin, bdvsvadgadjaggddagvdgvdgdtafdhatdghvcajh, im just kidding i came over here cuz i thought you were pretty"

    • @Osamabinflockin
      @Osamabinflockin 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @rdubb2060
      @rdubb2060 8 лет назад +13

      Gggggggrrrrrah!

  • @jasilhill5468
    @jasilhill5468 8 лет назад +18

    he said I'm a professional side nigga I'm done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nikes4444
    @nikes4444 8 лет назад +388

    lol he said fill out this survey, I'm taking that one lol

  • @kennedimakayla1392
    @kennedimakayla1392 7 лет назад +10

    "girl I'm done witchu!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @GamingWithMB
    @GamingWithMB 8 лет назад +38

    Ayyyye 10 yrs later but fuck it good to see my Nigga back 💪🏾

  • @caml126
    @caml126 8 лет назад +1

    Reminds me of the old simple pickup days. classic content. Doesn't get much better

  • @rondostyle9532
    @rondostyle9532 8 лет назад +19

    Ayeee my nigga hella smooth. Do a Meek Mill pickup lines video 😂😂

    • @sean4hero340
      @sean4hero340 7 лет назад

      He not gonna get shit screamin at bitches

  • @joegarf7260
    @joegarf7260 8 лет назад +6

    dude i fucking love you man. You funny af. keep up that hard work man. don't stop what you keep doing. much love brother.

  • @kingace1022
    @kingace1022 7 лет назад +39

    he just stole somebody girl

  • @bellalabae5126
    @bellalabae5126 7 лет назад +15

    i love how the girls with boyfriends never deny it when he says he is better looking 😂

  • @mohieddinecharfi3502
    @mohieddinecharfi3502 8 лет назад +65

    " I'm better looking than him " " that's irrelevant " AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG !

  • @legendiq4459
    @legendiq4459 7 лет назад +7

    5:20 Why he had to you just take somebody's girl like that 😭😂

  • @sirtobias
    @sirtobias 7 лет назад +7

    "Every time he said "but I'm better looking no girl denied it"😂😂💀

  • @bashyview5639
    @bashyview5639 8 лет назад +87

    Famous Dex pickup lines

    • @PJ_lope
      @PJ_lope 8 лет назад +2

      fuck outta here with that wackass nigga

    • @JJSkanolia
      @JJSkanolia 8 лет назад +5

      Pjayy FL Nigga you wack

    • @bashyview5639
      @bashyview5639 8 лет назад +6

      Dex not wack, he just need to switch up his flow sometimes. Listen to his old songs nigga

    • @PJ_lope
      @PJ_lope 8 лет назад +2

      "ohh mann goddaaamnn ohhhhh waitttt" I cant even turn up to his mf songs 😂😂😭

    • @dupecarter315
      @dupecarter315 8 лет назад +6

      I like dex but it would be
      "wait hold on"
      "oh man god dam"
      "woah"
      "yay"
      my diamonds they shine with a floss"

  • @cristopherpadiia8869
    @cristopherpadiia8869 6 лет назад +2

    Keep coming back to these videos mcqueen funny asl😂😂😂😂💯💯💯🔥💗💯

  • @haithemosman9341
    @haithemosman9341 8 лет назад +34

    this nigga McQueen, selling girls numbers after getting them on the low😂😂😂, just playing bro keep doing ur theng😉

    • @arancar66
      @arancar66 8 лет назад +1

      Haithem Osman lmfao

  • @christiandeantuniano49
    @christiandeantuniano49 8 лет назад +1

    At least your videos are real! Most you tubers make pickups look perfect. I like how you actually get rejected and play it off smooth. Good shit man!

  • @kingkaisauce2622
    @kingkaisauce2622 8 лет назад +6

    Imma A Professional side Niqqah ... 😂😭I'm done

  • @e-2xe-double979
    @e-2xe-double979 8 лет назад +1

    I must admit this was waaaay funnier than I thought it was gonna be. He just won another subscriber lol.

  • @Vibing
    @Vibing 7 лет назад +21

    Bruh that Lazeena chick

  • @drizzy6302
    @drizzy6302 7 лет назад +77

    Leezeeenaaaaaaaa

    • @drizzy6302
      @drizzy6302 7 лет назад +16

      she psycho

    • @austincoi863
      @austincoi863 7 лет назад +6

      Rooster D lol real shit was thinking the same

  • @MrKeen445
    @MrKeen445 8 лет назад +5

    I almost choked no joke😂😂good shit bro💯

  • @NoName718.
    @NoName718. 8 лет назад +1

    4:10-4:19 "Damn my nigga what the hell got into you" LMFAO

  • @therealspitzkopflarry
    @therealspitzkopflarry 8 лет назад +113

    Lil Uzi Pickup Lines

    • @Im_1Hun
      @Im_1Hun 8 лет назад +4

      YES !

    • @josedguerra7429
      @josedguerra7429 8 лет назад +8

      Spitzkopf Larry aka Thomapyrin Tim yup

    • @id2349
      @id2349 7 лет назад +2

      Spitzkopf Larry aka Thomapyrin Tim yuh! Huh? Yuh! Huh? Yuh! Huh?

  • @AyyLDee
    @AyyLDee 8 лет назад +1

    Shit was funny dawg. Keep doing it, I was cracking up on that black lady lmao "can't catch me without the piece"

  • @RappAndZack
    @RappAndZack 7 лет назад +8

    bruh i died when you said: "girl in done with you"😂😂😂

  • @EyMahomiiie
    @EyMahomiiie 8 лет назад

    That girl standing alone fine AF!!! great video man love your channel, all the way from South Africa

  • @Shedlyhikey
    @Shedlyhikey 8 лет назад +232

    The girl by the tree that likes weirdos is valid

  • @famousliyaahfreestyle71
    @famousliyaahfreestyle71 5 лет назад

    I’m trynna stop watching these lines but keep finding more videos funny ash 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @twill981
    @twill981 8 лет назад +65

    those kodak pick up lines ain't work 😂😂

    • @ythd517
      @ythd517 8 лет назад

      Shaun Kingston ii

    • @itzmejd3566
      @itzmejd3566 8 лет назад +12

      nigga stfu your music hasn't been relevant since 2009.

    • @twill981
      @twill981 8 лет назад +8

      u only got one song tho lol and it's not even good

    • @nasiatatum
      @nasiatatum 8 лет назад +3

      these comments 😂😂

  • @ErenKulan
    @ErenKulan 8 лет назад

    hey man McQueen I appreciate you talking to the girls with kodak lines. I was waiting the whole video for "Sorry boo, yea I lied to you but don't you lie to me"!! Cause that's my favorite line. Never mind tho keep it up!

  • @massiebaby7196
    @massiebaby7196 7 лет назад +4

    i was waiting for that line "im a healthy kid i smoke broccoli "😂😂😁😎🤗😋🤗☺🤗😶🤗

  • @TheGrowingPains_1
    @TheGrowingPains_1 8 лет назад +1

    yo the end was killing killing me "girl im done wit you" 😂

  • @MatheusGuimaraes
    @MatheusGuimaraes 8 лет назад +5

    ahaahahahahahahaha best one yet fosho

  • @xXTheLPGXx
    @xXTheLPGXx 8 лет назад

    Yo McQueen you've improved so much man! I can tell that youmre rrally comfortable talkink to girls now compared to your older videos. You're getting smooth as fuck with girls.

  • @BallinDay96
    @BallinDay96 8 лет назад +5

    Professional side nigga 😂😂 I'm stealing that shit lmao

  • @robinfernqvist3339
    @robinfernqvist3339 8 лет назад +1

    Ay this was awesome McQueen, we need more pickup lines videos lol
    You should do a Tory Lanez or Breezy one!!

  • @purple_doesnt_exist
    @purple_doesnt_exist 8 лет назад +4

    had me weak when he said he's a professional side nigga 😂😂

  • @boltup6258
    @boltup6258 8 лет назад +1

    Good shit McQueen I always crack up at all your vids 😂 keep it up your my favorite RUclipsr

  • @DoubleUGamer
    @DoubleUGamer 8 лет назад +7

    girl I'm done with you 😂😂

  • @lucaspotter9751
    @lucaspotter9751 8 лет назад

    you finally did it. Love your shit bruv australia repping...you gotta do that maxo kream pickup line shit tho

  • @jen_jen17official
    @jen_jen17official 7 лет назад +36

    Do some Lil Yatchy Pick up lines and put some fucking respeck on you're Channel!!!

  • @mikenehme6073
    @mikenehme6073 7 лет назад

    this was actually entertaining unlike other videos with the same concept

  • @kingjaytv2876
    @kingjaytv2876 8 лет назад +12

    girl im done wit u😂😂😂

  • @tonyn6365
    @tonyn6365 8 лет назад +1

    Ay Mega Mcqueen ur too funny man! Keep with it man and ur going to hit 1 MIL for sure

  • @benjaminchavez1695
    @benjaminchavez1695 7 лет назад +3

    "Damn my nga wth got into you?" Lmao

  • @nathanalmeida120
    @nathanalmeida120 7 лет назад

    yo, I laugh so much at these pick up line videos, and I just wanted to thank you for that.

  • @killtachi7973
    @killtachi7973 7 лет назад +21

    Do Xxxtentacion pickup lines

  • @greenpenguin04
    @greenpenguin04 8 лет назад +1

    Dude, you came make a living off these pickup lines😂😂😂 Keep up the good work👌👍

  • @nikoosaj4332
    @nikoosaj4332 8 лет назад +5

    Pick up line :"I lost my virginity, can i have yours?"

  • @ismaelnm786
    @ismaelnm786 8 лет назад

    ooooooooookayyyyyyyyyy. I seee you fammm. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👀👀👀👀👀👀👀💯💯💯💯💯💯 by far one of the best vids yet. Keep it up bro

  • @jiggak7577
    @jiggak7577 7 лет назад +6

    nigga is that my Fucking teacher you spitting game to @ 1:55

  • @loveman07
    @loveman07 8 лет назад +2

    😂😂😂😭😭😭 girl Im done with you had me rolling.

  • @izWomby
    @izWomby 7 лет назад +10

    First girl u talked to shaped like a mini fridge she aint got no bae lmaoo

    • @feridai.6809
      @feridai.6809 7 лет назад +6

      straight up 💯💯 U out of line for that 😭

    • @j8666
      @j8666 6 лет назад

      yeah she probably was lyin about that... straight up

  • @sewitgeb
    @sewitgeb 7 лет назад

    This was too funny...I'm surprised no one new those lines from his album???

  • @jorokun1
    @jorokun1 7 лет назад +7

    do xxxtentacion lines that shit gon be hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @dextev
      @dextev 7 лет назад

      Oxanthinus just stop you hypebeast

    • @KmanKsooFly
      @KmanKsooFly 6 лет назад

      justjoseph. Rip

  • @BillylekidTv
    @BillylekidTv 8 лет назад

    That "Girl I'm done with you" at the end Ahahahahahhhh !! I had to put it on Replay tho looool

  • @123young1
    @123young1 7 лет назад +15

    21 savage pick up lines.

  • @superskitt
    @superskitt 8 лет назад

    that intro though!!😂 birdman a trip!

  • @ajitabhawasthi9029
    @ajitabhawasthi9029 8 лет назад +8

    Been a while,your excuse for making your fans kept waiting?

  • @artboy_shelly
    @artboy_shelly 7 лет назад

    McQueen makes me wanna listen to every single Kodak black song lol

  • @demetriusdavis95
    @demetriusdavis95 8 лет назад +8

    That girl with the Bf gonna cheat or already cheating on her nigga let's be honest lmao

  • @beforebedidrinknesquik5592
    @beforebedidrinknesquik5592 6 лет назад

    We missed those vids mcqueen you are hilarious ..

  • @erixxson3855
    @erixxson3855 8 лет назад +5

    Yo McQueen, Do the A$AP Rocky Pick up Lines! i think it'll be Dope.

  • @avacadogucamole
    @avacadogucamole 7 лет назад

    yo do you call any of these girls? lol that should be a whole different series....McQueens first dates...lmao!

  • @Soappp
    @Soappp 7 лет назад +8

    he just picked upa 31yo chick tf

  • @georgemeze7335
    @georgemeze7335 8 лет назад

    This is fuckin' awesome bro. I just wanna know, do you really text all 'em girls? Besides you should really try ASAP Rocky pickup lines

  • @adrianodle9261
    @adrianodle9261 8 лет назад +7

    Because if it ain't foreign then it's boring! that's a boring car!

  • @countwalktype
    @countwalktype 8 лет назад

    either ways shot for the upload.... confidence goals

  • @hitboii7
    @hitboii7 8 лет назад

    Bru I just found your channel yesterday I been watching your videos and you funny af imma tell everyone ik to subscribe to you I fw your vids and ik you gon hit 1 mil subs

  • @CalebBlackFlash
    @CalebBlackFlash 8 лет назад +272

    His pickup lines were terrible this video. But then I realized its not McQueen's fault. Its just that Kodak Black Lyrics are that trash lol

    • @gabe1095
      @gabe1095 8 лет назад +63

      kodak isn't spitting love lines nigga this is kodak black not drake

    • @marcusspencer4767
      @marcusspencer4767 8 лет назад +13

      Put some respek on kodak blacks name, he should have used lyrics from pick these hoes apart.

    • @crokrock9398
      @crokrock9398 8 лет назад +7

      yea cuz kodak definitely makes them love songs

    • @manny18zl15
      @manny18zl15 7 лет назад +13

      Caleb Denman nigga you stupid!

    • @lilrubio44
      @lilrubio44 7 лет назад +12

      Caleb Denman fuck you

  • @vandross4710
    @vandross4710 7 лет назад

    man ur better than most pick up gurus out there.real nigga, big ups Mega

  • @Diamiratrapbeats
    @Diamiratrapbeats 7 лет назад +4

    dat bicc laazema bad asf on my mama

  • @stackholda6354
    @stackholda6354 7 лет назад

    funny shit mcqueen do more.. give us some r&b artist😁😁😁😁

  • @boboofficial9029
    @boboofficial9029 8 лет назад +4

    Next vid ( Famous dex ) pick up lines !!

    • @skyrimisepik
      @skyrimisepik 8 лет назад +1

      bonade badeau what that nigga gonna do walk up and beat they ass? 😂

    • @boboofficial9029
      @boboofficial9029 8 лет назад

      Preston Garvey maybe maybe not he might say Oh man god danm yeah yeah gimme yo number yeah yeah ok call you later dexter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dajonjohnson1196
    @dajonjohnson1196 8 лет назад

    That intro is gold, you're an inspiration Rs. Keep this shit up 💯

  • @bigsoulja2255
    @bigsoulja2255 7 лет назад +6

    Is this nigga hair really blue😮😂

  • @mxangel550
    @mxangel550 7 лет назад

    Lezeena's personality really got me damn she's hella chill and outgoing ya know

  • @TehCitrix
    @TehCitrix 8 лет назад +4

    Mcqueen, reply if you love me

  • @racehorse14
    @racehorse14 8 лет назад

    Oh my jesus. McQueen responded! I love you McQueen, no homo

  • @and1fer
    @and1fer 8 лет назад +7

    Get rid of that intro broski. It's too cheesy already...

    • @and1fer
      @and1fer 8 лет назад

      Lol. I'm tryna help you out and you act like a disrespectful ass b*tch. Unsubscribed.

    • @mutenroshi3256
      @mutenroshi3256 8 лет назад +2

      +and1fer FOH

    • @Jonatabn1
      @Jonatabn1 8 лет назад +1

      I had a feeling I was going to see one of these comments

    • @smooveboy-ff3ij
      @smooveboy-ff3ij 8 лет назад

      +and1fer go ahead, no one's gonna miss u

    • @antwan2wavy688
      @antwan2wavy688 8 лет назад +2

      unsub den bitch you ain't hurtin shit.

  • @bbrian619
    @bbrian619 8 лет назад

    realest youtuber hands down by all means

  • @gilsonsemedo6824
    @gilsonsemedo6824 8 лет назад

    ma nigga kicked game into that baddie man.. that was the catch of the month.. found your chanel recently fcking with you real hard.. keep it up brother

  • @unforgettable___7822
    @unforgettable___7822 7 лет назад +2

    This was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @kodyadams28
    @kodyadams28 6 лет назад +1

    “Girl I’m done wit you” 😂😂 skrt skrt Kodak best song

  • @alphonsoaustin6557
    @alphonsoaustin6557 7 лет назад

    Yo McQueen bro! U did good man Lezeena was not impressed then u turned that shit hella fast homie! hahaha! Did u smash?!? lol

  • @paulomendoza2230
    @paulomendoza2230 7 лет назад

    bro your channel is f$ckin lit !! you a savage. keep it bro. you got talent

  • @lukediafrica9619
    @lukediafrica9619 8 лет назад +1

    i gotta tell you for real i respek this man he got some gutssssss !